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Home > Xbox - Cars Mater-National Championship...
A huge.
A huge.
Ah, another dance. I can buff it out.
Ah, not again.
Ah, shoot.
Ah, that's March.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ain't no good.
Almost lost my hood on that one.
Alright baby, I'll see you later.
Alright, look at this here bumper, why don't you?
Am I supposed to get it from you or you supposed to give it to me?
And I thought I had a body built for speed.
And they're off to the races. Hey, wait for me.
And they're off. Ohh, wait a second. It's just me.
Another scratch, another page.
Another scratch, another page.
Anywhere of the monster Mader.
Bad gum lookout.
Bad gum.
Bad gum.
Bondage Good.
Boo. I'm flying.
Boy, I don't care who your ass funny right there.
Boy, that's a tough break right there.
Boy, that's nicer than the trunk full of bunch of nice stuff.
Boy, that's rougher and rusty muffler.
Boy, they're smashing like bugs on a windshield out there today.
Boy, this is fun.
But I'm enjoying it.
Can't control the madness.
Code crack coming true.
Code crack coming true.
Colorados Horus rack.
Dad Gum, who put that there?
Dad Gum, who put that there?
Dad gum, you're shrinking. Or maybe you're just getting further away.
Dad Gum. No.
Dad, go look at.
Dad. Dumb. Look at him go.
Darn Tootin.
Darn Tootin.
Did you see that? That's gonna leave a damn.
Dog got it. I got myself all Caddy Wompus again.
Don't anger the monster.
Don't feel bad, it's only me.
Don't feel bad, it's only me.
Don't forget to use your boosty stuff if you want to be extra speedy.
Don't go too fast on that gravel stuff. Frank will hear you making all that crunch.
Donut and rub.
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Finish line good. Win Good.
First you go, then I go. What comes next?
Folks, can we say salvage?
Get away from me.
Get the jaws of life. We gotta separate them too.
Get them laugh canisters for your friend. Does you know there ain't nothing funnier than laugh?
Go bother somebody else.
Go Shah, try to pull one over on Major. Who's there?
Go.
Goodnight.
Google.
He.
He. He. He.
He's a very nice seeing him. Master me.
Hello, Your Highness.
Hello.
Hello.
Here.
Hey lightning over here.
Hey lightning over here.
Hey Lightning, let's go do something fun.
Hey lightning, who's chasing me?
Hey Lightning, you gotta check this out.
Hey loser, I can see in my rearview mirror.
Hey, buddy.
Hey, buddy.
Hey, don't go so fast. You forget to review. That's what the tanks are for.
Hey, I done just passed you.
Hey, I'm right here. Unless. I'm Agost.
Hey, I'm your trip.
Hey, I'm your trip.
Hey, listen to this.
Hey, listen to this.
Hey, maybe I should tell you you'd finish faster.
Hey, monsters. Got feelings too, you know?
Hey, neither toe. Ah.
Hey, pardon my egos, but I got a bad case engine Rod. See you later.
Hey, that's not fair.
Hey, watch the paint job, would you?
Hey, watch the paint job, would you?
Hey, who hit the monster?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hola.
Hola.
Holy moly, Guacamole.
Holy sheep.
Holy shit.
How goes it?
How?
How's about a visit with your old friend mate?
How's about a visit with your old friend mate?
Huh.
Huh.
I ain't got nothing. You want me to go slow?
I bet you the sheriff had something to do with this.
I don't know how, but going through them garage doors takes you somewhere else really fast.
I don't know where I've been.
I don't know where I've been.
I don't know. I don't think he's going to stop.
I don't think I'll ever sleep again.
I don't want to meet you, Mr. Goslin.
I got 2 left tires myself going to Tango, but I got two right tires too.
I got no break, kiss, kiss.
I got you in my mirror. I got you in my mirror.
I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you.
I gotta tell you, I'm pretty good at this monster and stuff.
I guess I just turn that ghost out with with all the yelling and chasing and all tedious hate that.
I guess that means it's my turn now.
I know that Ghost wouldn't hang around all night, not with my bumper smelling like that.
I learned everything I know from my best friend. How about you?
I never believed in no ghost anyway. What's?
I never changing my.
I never seen it, but I bet it's ugly.
I never sleeping again.
I never taken these off. This monster and stuff is fun.
I promise to be good from now on.
I really like this relay and stuff.
I sure hope they don't follow me home tonight.
I think I lost another tooth again.
I think I'm going to be up all night now.
I wish I'd have been a monster forever.
I won. I won. I won. WUN won.
I won. I won. I won. WUN won.
I'm a monster. Ah.
I'm a precision Linstrum moment, a Speed and Air Nomics.
I'm a professional instrument a speed and ergonomics.
I'm going faster than you. I'm going faster than you.
I'm just making like the ghost light is chasing me.
I'm scared to be out of love with the coastline, want to go home to the junkyard so I can win this game.
I'm supposed to be a tow truck, not a slow truck yet.
I'm the world's best backwards driver.
I'm the world's best backwards driver.
I've done one. Pat me on the fenders.
If I go any faster, I'm gonna be invisible.
If I stay out front and you stay in the back, hey, that's easy.
Is it still back there?
Is it time to go? It's time to go.
Is there a mechanic in the house? Anybody.
It came from radiator. Ohh Springs.
It came from the junkyard.
It don't get no better than this.
It don't get no better than this.
It helps a little when your best friends are famous race car.
It's alright. I didn't have a fancy dance to do anyway.
It's gonna get me.
Jesus.
Leg gonna hurt.
Lightning Look at France right behind you. I'm just kidding you, buddy.
Lightning taught me this neat trick about how to take turns real good. It's cool.
Lightning, come look at the stuff I've done. Found him a wheel.
Look at Don't drag on the leaves.
Look at Don't drag on the leaves.
Look at me.
Look at me.
Look at we coming through.
Look at we coming through.
Look out.
Look out. Out of the way.
Look out. Out of the way.
Look, I'm wearing in the slow contest.
Look.
Losing bag. Monster. Madder. Mad.
Make it stop. Make it stop.
Man, look at him go.
Man, that was sorrier than some had really sorry look.
Man, that was sorrier than some had really sorry look.
Man, you see that I was going faster than the tumbleweed and the tornado.
Man, you see that I was going faster than the tumbleweed and the tornado.
Man.
Man.
Maybe it just needs a toe.
Maybe it's gone. We would if it's not.
Me monster madder. You afraid?
Monado called estimator national for now.
Monster Minder Man.
Monster on the lake.
More. That's good.
My hooker, my crack. I don't know what that means.
N.
Nah, I know there was just a light all along.
Nah, it won't leave me alone.
Nah, it's OK. In my mind, I'm a winner.
Nah, your names not made or do is.
No feel bad you getting passed by a tow truck.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Now there you are.
Now there you are.
Now watch the hook as it swings back and forth. You're getting sleepy. Sleepy.
Now you hold on just a minute.
Now you hold on just a minute.
Now, don't go putting too much gas in your tank, just use the big ones for when you really need.
Now.
Now.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Ohh man, he kicked him right in a chassis.
Ohh man, I felt that one right in my bumper region.
Ohh man, I'm gonna need a tow truck.
Ohh man.
Ohh man.
Ohh man.
Ohh my back. Pleasure.
Ohh no.
Ohh now why you going done something like that?
Ohh yeah, kicked him right now, Axel.
Ohh, another dance. I can buff it out.
Ohh, I got a crack in my chassis. Ohh, that's bad.
Ohh, put you on the scrappy.
Ohh, that's gotta smart.
Ohh, that's hard on my undercarriage.
Ohh, this ain't the way it goes.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
OK.
OK. Thank you.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Oops, excuse me.
Pick me pick me ohh please pick me.
Please look at me.
Poor goat Eat Barbie. Lost now, but I don't care.
Prophecy, man. Prophecy Pretty.
Racing is fun because I passed you on the road.
Racing is fun cause I'm #1.
Ramone Ramone.
Ruby.
Ruby.
Run for the hills.
Say lighter matter.
Scary monster.
See.
She did. Her being a Guinness Book right here. Ripley don't even believe it.
She didn't mean Guinness Book right here. Ripley don't even believe it.
She.
She.
She.
Shoot Now where's he off too?
Shoot, I should have changed my.
Shoot, I'm afraid to look in my rearview mirrors.
Shoot, I'm just glad that weren't know you.
Shoot, I've done seen tractors harder to catch tonight.
Shoot, Ohh, Bashy could have done faster than what I just done did.
Slow made? Yes, that's me.
Somebody call Sherry.
Somebody called a Body Shop. Did you see that?
Somebody called for a tow truck.
Somebody calling those can't.
Somebody get this go light off of me.
Somebody's done hits me to a rock again, ain't they?
Stay away from Frank. He don't like visitors and don't get caught in his headlights.
That ghost don't ghost in itself away.
That guy.
That was easy. All I had to do was make like Frank was chasing me. He ain't easy.
That was just like the time when Deadly met Square.
That's OK, We'll get him later.
That's OK, We'll get him later.
That's right, there's no such thing as ghosts. Is there?
That's right. That's right. Go hunt somebody else. Who?
The March that feels no pain.
Then big yellow arrows will tell you who you're supposed to go and take.
Then the funny.
There it is, we.
There we go.
There we go. I won.
There you are, Mr. I put the town on the map again.
There you go.
There's a finish line. And there's the other cars. Shoot.
This monster is harder than it looks.
This track is clear. Who?
Tough, no?
Tow mater towing and service is at your UH. Service there's new.
Trash compactor.
Try saying dad gum. It always makes me feel better.
TuneIn Next time, folks, when I do that backward and without using my mirrors.
Wait, I think I'll go even faster if I head towards him. Big airs and I can't forget steer left to go right.
Watch out, son.
Watch out, son.
We ohh boy, it is fun to go sliding around him turn.
We.
We're getting loose.
Well, Hardy and goodbye.
Well, if it isn't my best friend.
Well, if it isn't my best friend.
Well, this cannot be good.
Well, you know, I used to be pretty good, Wesley.
Well, you know, I used to be pretty good, Wesley.
What do you look like?
What you been up to something good?
What you suppose it wants from me?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Where dad go?
Where dad go?
Who to thunk speed and good looks all in one nice package.
Who to thunk speed and good looks all in one nice package.
Who?
Whoa, I gotta learn me some of that.
Whoa, man.
Whoa, where are you going?
Whoa, where are you going?
Whoa, where did that come from?
Whoa, where'd that come from?
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Why aren't they were Had no dance fever before, but I did have the dance sneezes 1.
Why is it after me?
Will I be dipped in axle grease?
Woah, woah.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Would you just go chase somebody else?
Wow, look at him go.
Wow, this cannot be good.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow. I didn't even get to say goodbye.
Wow. I.
Y.
Yay ohh wait, I lost, didn't I?
Yeah, don't let it get me.
Yeah, gum.
Yeah, you may be faster, but I'm better looking.
Yeah, you may be faster, but I'm better looking.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, oh.
You can eat my dirt.
You can't catch me. Boom. But what's going to happen if you do?
You can't catch me. You can't catch me.
You cannot hurt the monster.
You got caught by tow truck.
You just been done, God.
You know how to catch it way sooner if they let me drive back.
You know tilting always makes your turns go faster. Plus, driving on two wheels is fun.
You know, I'm getting pretty good at this here racing stuff.
You know, one day I'm gonna grow up and be a monster truck.
You think you can control Monster mater?
You will be totaled.
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うわー。
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うん、うん。
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