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A crystal of pure sugar.
A dime piece.
Absolutely.
Albino twins, a trampoline, a case of Scotch and five gallons of clove oil.
All right. I like that.
Alright, put your mom on the phone.
Alright, so you just stick your head out.
Alright.
Alright.
And and they found the gal.
And as your lawyer, don't forget the cocaine. And we want to be armed to the teeth.
And he did come down for the fuckings.
And he's gone.
And how many fingers?
And I had heard all night for the fucking. The ghost fucking.
And I had to do was call there and ask for the fat one and he put you on.
And I have well. 6 inches of fury.
And I saw you two doing the fuckings.
And I'll just jizz all over.
And I'm a Mormon. I don't know if I mentioned that.
And I'm here pissing.
And it was worse.
And nothing is over.
And nothing is over. She drew first blood. Nothing is over nothing.
And they are. It says they're waiting for my call.
And they run for hours.
And wet pussy you have.
And what's your name again?
And with the brown gravy on it.
And you could even you could even text me.
Anita sheet pizza.
Anyway, if you want to sell them, go ahead and give me a call or text pictures.
Anyway.
Are you banned chov?
Are you gonna help us or not, Missy?
Are you Heidi?
Are you single? You sound cute.
Armed to the teeth.
As for the spankings?
Back in the day.
Bad chord.
Bancho.
Bermuda.
Big cock.
Big fat, veiny purple cock.
Bitch.
But I love Australia.
But the whole time you've been cooking.
But this is Susan.
By the dawns, Early Light.
Can I get just the hand job bings?
Can I hold you upside down and use you as a mop?
Can I talk to the girl that reads books?
Can I talk to the manager?
Can you back that ass right up on me?
Can you check and see what color your underwear are right now?
Can you check for the spanking machine?
Can you get on the table and show me the wet ass pussy?
Can you hear me?
Can you put a man on the phone?
Coca-Cola.
Cocaine.
Come on, Mr.
Command.
Connor So, Madre, we've won.
Damn, did her tit fall out.
Dear bitch.
Did you know that I was going to call?
Do I have to wear my pants during that time or is it Adult Swim?
Do I have to wear my pants during that time?
Do you have a sofa, King?
Do you have band chode?
Do you have chicken tikka masala?
Do you have garlic man?
Do you have Robo Spanker?
Do you have Sofa King?
Do you have the father, fuckers?
Do you have the mother fuckers?
Do you have the? Mother fuckers.
Do you know who this is?
Do you like that?
Do you speak English?
Do you want to sell?
Do you work for tips?
Don't forget the cocaine.
Don't you come on over here at that wet ass pussy of yours.
Down South.
Earlier.
Eating noises
Eating noises 2
Eating noises 3 edit
English please, you stupid asshole monkey.
Enhancements.
Even for flipping your bean.
Even though it's OK to be homosexual.
Exploring the depths of their urethra as.
Fast sugar.
For me, you made a wank break.
For me, you made a wank break. Wow, I didn't.
Free homosexual.
Frog tripping.
From the street.
From the United States of America and I'm here in Australia. Pissing.
From the United States of America.
From.
Fuck New York.
Fuck New York.
Fuck your sister in her ass with my head.
Fucker.
Fucker.
Fucker.
Fucking bitch.
Fucking hell.
Fucking.
Gandu.
Gandu.
Give me two two of the one that I ordered.
Give me two.
God damn it.
Guy will say motherfucker.
Hang up.
Has she ever seen a grown man naked?
Have a problem with the with the way those animals are kept.
Have any men.
He wiped his butt on the curtain again.
Hello, Big Cock.
Hello, United States of America.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hershey Bar.
Hey, how are you?
Hey, I gotta get. Are you Can you hear me OK? I gotta know something, man. I was in there in the bathroom. Who farted in there, man? It's like, God, you still there? It was you, wasn't it? Ohh, you...
Hey, I gotta get. Are you Can you hear me OK? I gotta know something, man. I was in there in the bathroom. Who farted in there, man? It's like, God, you still there? It was you, wasn't it? Ohh, you...
Hey, Pancho.
Hey, who was that? Who's that fat fuck that answered the phone?
Hey, who's that in the background laughing?
Hey.
Him.
His sugar gets high, honey.
His sugar is so high it's unbelievable.
Hookers and cocaine, brother.
How late are you open?
How long does it take to find a four foot dowel for for the beatings?
How many fingers?
How many How many girls asses did you grab today? Grabby?
How many wet pussy?
How you doing?
Hurry up.
Hurry up.
Hurry up.
Hurry up.
I bet that's fake. Mark isn't.
I bet you. I bet you're better than a otters wallet.
I can still shoot ropes from the street.
I can't be as fluffer. I can't jerk him off.
I can't make it fucking go.
I could get arrested.
I could teach you.
I definitely peeked in there and take a look at it.
I did.
I don't know who that fucker is.
I don't know.
I farted on my daughter.
I feel like I got fucked here.
I got. I got sugar so bad.
I guess I gotta come down South.
I guess that was a wrong number.
I hate Pepe. I freaking hate him. I hate him.
I have to disagree.
I heard that.
I I'll break your leg arm wrestling you.
I just had a dab.
I just wanna know if you have crabs on your pussy.
I just wanna know if you have crabs.
I know that song Yankee Doodle went to town.
I like the brown gravy.
I need an answer.
I need some like Viagra for him.
I need to come down for the fucking.
I ordered the pizza.
I said shut up.
I said.
I talked to her earlier.
I think it was the ghost of your sister.
I think you've got a pretty nice ass.
I want the fuckings.
I want to get in there. I want to get in those butt cheeks.
I want to know exactly what the hell is going on over there, pal.
I was *******.
I'd like to order something to eat.
I'll just jizz all over it.
I'll put a little wax on that ass for you.
I'll take.
I'm an American. My God.
I'm getting fucked here.
I'm getting fucked.
I'm going to come in there.
I'm gonna come there and I'm gonna broken arm wrestle you until you cry.
I'm not drunk.
I'm on my way there now.
I'm ordering a pizza right now, you motherfucker.
I'm properly shaved.
I'm ready. Go ahead.
I'm so upset. I literally left this restaurant in tears.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm suing this guy.
I'm suing you.
I'm suing you. I'm suing this guy.
I'm suing.
I'm telling you, be a Mormon.
I'm the customer who called first.
I'm the Soberish one. Most of these guys are trash.
I've got a standard poodle and a miniature docks in here and I'm trying to make them.
I've got no thumbs.
If they're open, we could be out for three. It's not a good start. The fuck out of Naples? They're too rich. Naples Depot Museum How can I help you? Hi. Hi. Can I speak to your paleontology departm...
If you have fresh curtains, you can bring.
If you put a pencil underneath your breast, will it just fall out or does it stay there like saggy tits?
In my hand.
Indian food down South.
Informing the Gal.
Instead of the fucking can I get just the the hand jobbing?
Instead of the fucking.
Is that your animals Outback?
Is there more hair on your tacos or on her upper lip?
Is your boss there?
Is your sister there?
Isn't it?
It is.
It's a huge glass tube.
It's an emergency.
It's cold like your heart.
It's killing me.
It's like flipping the bean hour.
It's not the end of the world.
It's really not acceptable the way that these animals are being kept.
It's really not acceptable.
Jizz all over it.
John Rambo.
John Rambo.
John Rambo.
John Rambo.
John Rambo.
John Rambo.
Just saying.
Keep talking up some weed.
Kill lady.
Laugh 3
Let's arm wrestle all about this.
Let's see here.
Let's see.
Like, are you ever sit back when you're not busy and behind the counter and just flip the bean?
Like, is your neck as fat as your head or or is it wider?
Like, what's your thing?
Like.
Like. India.
Lion.
List.
Listen, are you a thin girl?
Listen, I want that camera.
Listen.
Ma'am.
Magic fucking eight wives.
Make it white.
Man, I am Russia. I just did a dab.
Mandatory quarantine.
Matter chord.
Maybe no.
Moderate chicken.
Mother Chode.
Mother fucker.
Mother fucker.
Mother fucker.
Motherfucker.
Motherfucker.
My ass doesn't care about any hours.
My name is Supreme Leader.
My name's Terry.
My sugar is so high.
My sugar is so high.
Near the water to right on the water.
Next.
No I need help now.
No I need your. I need some help real quick.
No problem.
No worries.
No, he's gone.
No, I want to do the fucking in the, in the in the jizzing all over your hair.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Not charging tax.
Nothing is over nothing.
Nothing is over.
Nothing is over.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Now I've got the cash.
Now whatever.
Obey.
Oh my God who is this guy?
Oh my God.
Oh, oh.
Ohh good good.
Ohh good.
Ohh OBE.
Ohh there.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh, I got sugar.
Ohh, I will freaking arm wrestle you.
Ohh, I'm gonna get you.
Ohh, I've seen it.
Ohh, it'll go.
Ohh, who's that woman I was talking to a minute ago?
Ohh, why aren't you?
Ohh, you tell me.
Ohh, you'd like it?
Ohh.
Ohh.
OK, eight wives.
OK.
OK.
OK. Are you still there? Band showed.
On the He'll have a crystal of pure sugar right on the tip of his penis.
On the tip of his penis.
On your pussy.
One chord.
Oops.
Or boncho.
Or is this time?
Or text pictures.
Or the stockings?
Pat is fucking hell.
Pictures.
Places them off.
Please get your lazy ass out here and pump my gas.
Pretty good cunt, you know.
Pure little drop of sugar.
Pure sugar.
Put her on.
Put somebody else on the phone. That gives a shit.
Put that bitch on that I was just talking to.
Racist.
Read it back to me.
Really really work for tips.
Really.
Right at the tip of my penis is a pure little drop of sugar.
Right at the tip of my penis.
Right now, you motherfucker.
Right.
Sandy, right?
Sharmota.
Sharmota.
Sharmota.
She drew first blood.
She drew first blood.
She gave me crabs.
She knows something that we're gonna do the fuckings tonight.
Shooting your ghost sister?
Shut up.
So are we gonna fuck or what?
So I need some kind of Med.
So if you want 12 inches, we're gonna have to do it twice.
So listen, I might get it all in your hair and all of your back and face. Is that OK?
So there's no bean flipping time at all.
So what's your kink?
So you like them crunchy?
So you want me to spank that ass?
So you're going to go back to cooking?
Some bitch.
Some fat bitch from the fat neck.
Some of the animals had no cover.
Some of this speaks English.
Son of a bitch.
Sounds to me like you'd be the next one I'd fire.
Speak up.
Speak up.
Stop interrupting me and I'll tell you.
Sugar.
Sugar.
Sugar.
Super hot.
Supreme Leader.
Sure.
Tell me more.
Tell that bitch in the background to shut the fuck up.
Tell that Lady to shut the fuck up.
Terry, Maryland.
Terry, Maryland.
Thank you, Frank.
Thanks again.
That girl there, What's her name? Sandy.
That I am hotel.
That motherfucker.
That motherfucker.
That son of a bitch.
That was a good one.
That's a bargain.
That's all for you.
That's all for you.
That's amazing.
That's because you're a deaf banjo.
That's how I roll.
That's how they got Al Capone, you know?
That's too much sugar, I think.
That's what she calls it, the fuckings.
The devil made me do it.
The F things.
The fucking and sucking I could teach you.
The fucking and sucking.
The fuckings.
The fuckings.
The ghost Fucking.
The ghost here were unbelievable.
The guy with the fat neck.
The hand jobbing.
The one that I order.
The pink chicken.
The power that you're pumping it with.
The tip of his penis.
There he is again.
There's gonna be blocking either way.
There's gotta be.
They don't have enough room.
They drew first blood.
They drew first blood.
They drew first blood.
They threw me out.
They'll never be over.
They'll never be over. Nothing is over nothing.
They're available.
This guy doesn't even speak English.
This guy.
This is my salary.
This isn't professional.
This motherfucker.
This town.
Two of the one that I order.
Wait a minute.
Want to get in those butt cheeks?
We deport everyone for that.
We want to be armed to the teeth.
We're giving you an opportunity to explain why it is that it looks like your animals are in. The conditions and in the environment that they're in.
Well, but I want the, I want the fuckings.
Well, how about this?
Well, I've decided I'm not gonna order anything.
Well, is your sister over 18?
Well, there's somebody with a fat neck. Just put them on.
What are they?
What are you gonna wheelchair?
What are you wearing, dude?
What are your fucking hours?
What color is your underwear?
What do you want? Your period?
What flicks your being?
What gets you in the mood to, like, slide your hand down into your jeans and just freaking flip that bean around?
What is that music?
What were you dreaming about?
What what would you buy? What would you recommend?
What?
What's that?
What's your kink?
When I wake up in the morning, right at the tip of my penis is a pure little drop of sugar.
When I wake up in the morning.
Where can I find the sexy time?
Who called first?
Who is that?
Who is this?
Who?
Who? Who answered the phone? What was his name?
Who's that guy talking?
Whore.
Why don't you have 9?
Why you talking to me like that, you fucking whore name?
Why you talking to me like that?
With crime.
With gravy on them.
With the gravy on top.
Would you go to Iraq or something? Or were you born that way?
Wow, that's awesome.
Wow, that's freaking freaky.
Wow.
Yankee Doodle went to town.
Yeah, get your fat ass out here and pump my gas.
Yeah, I knew I was gonna be tripping balls.
Yeah, I'll make a reservation. Sure.
Yeah, OK.
Yeah, Ranger Ohh. Then yeah, I got in trouble.
Yeah, the chick there. You know, the fat one.
Yeah, who? Who is that girl on the phone?
Yeah, you like that.
Yeah, you're the one that I was calling about.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes, before they drew first blood.
Yes, I'll fuck her, asshole.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
You all own the place.
You always have a little flower in the back. You know the back of your ass crack there from the kitchen.
You answered the phone.
You don't do it.
You ever flip that beam?
You freaking old lady gave me crabs.
You fucking poor name.
You get the bean out and flip it all like crazy then.
You guys own the place.
You had to do some shit in your bedroom, right?
You have to worry.
You hear this?
You homosexual man, even though it's OK to be homosexual.
You homosexual man.
You know, damn right.
You know, drives up in my room 6 inches deep into my husband.
You know.
You know. Fuck yourself, you whore name.
You like smuggled some coke up here?
You love this call, don't you?
You motherfucker.
You saw the fingers.
You sound much prettier than the girl I was talking to.
You wanna freaking party?
You'll do it, mother fucker.
You'll do it.
You're broadcasting a signal.
You're broadcasting.
You're gonna be investigated like Hillary Clinton style.
You're gonna make my pizza.
You're not Mexican.
You're the one.
You're welcome. You're welcome.
You've got to fatten them.
6 inches of fury.
12 inches of carrot right here.
うん、うんうんうんうん。 うん。
はははははは。