Farzar - Season 1 Edit

A beat late, but I'll take it.

A bomb did go off in here

A CL300 plasma pulse rifle saw with reaper piercing rounds?

A full marching band, 10,000 black doves,

A gag gift. Get it?

A human? Scootie, should I give him the Slag Slam?

A little bit of chaos doesn't seem to hurt anything

A man named Barry Barris put bombs in our naughty bits.

A map to Bazarack's hidden base

A minute on Farzar is a thousand years there.

A Polaroid of your anus?

A quarter? This is not a tip.

A small, 100% totally harmless prank.

A string of confessions of your most embarrassing secrets.

A zepler, a turkleton, and a point guard.

A zing, zing, hello!

About adjusting to your new life in Dome City.

About the nature of existence

About the whole being an immortal galactic being thing.

About to eat two hot dogs at the same time, without buns

About you goddamn weird looking aliens

About your treatment of the aliens

Accidents happen.

Actually, Bazarack, Billy's in, you're out

Actually, he's right.

Actually, I am. [chuckles]

Actually, I felt his thespian skills were mediocre at best

Actually, I think it's coming out of yours.

Actually, in my family, siblings are the spouses.

After him, cousins!

After I blessed with you no licking, no sticking, and all that damn chicken,

After living countless lifetimes of torment,

After your head got cut off,

After your son died.

Again, it's Clitaris.

Ah

Ah, at last, time for my afternoon delight

Ah, fuck, yeah!

Ah, this couldn't be more perfect.

Ah, you're all criminals!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! A ghost!

Ah! Abort mission! Abort mission!

Ah! Brain freeze!

Ah! I knew it was risky to pop back up, but it was worth it for that zinger.

Ah! Me! I wanna hear that shit!

Ah! My cock is gone!

Ah! Oh my God!

Ah! You! You were behind this.

Ah.

Ah. Barbarack, is it?

Ah. Thanks, Scootie.

Ah. The hard part's getting it centered.

Aha! Renzo, she's "Chiquiting" on you!

Aim.

Alien

All Dome City citizens must come to Renzo Square immediately

All Dome City citizens must come to Renzo Square immediately

All I do is create.

All my life, you've been out of control and I've been forced to be the good one

All of the luxuries?

All of you will die by my hand one day anyway. [chuckles]

All of your ideas wouldn't have to go into the goddamn idea furnace!

All right now, Zobo, Daddy's got to go quell a robot rebellion.

All right, Fichael,

All right, I like this one too

All right, let's let them decide.

All right, the plan is to get in there

All right, you

All right, you aliens, come and

All right, you aliens, come and get some!

All right. Hey, thanks so much for ramming into my brand new car.

All right. Now to take care of the prince.

All robots are on strike!

All the robots are on strike.

All the rules benefit him,

All the way on the other side of the sanctuary?!

All this stuff means is that she likes you

All those nervous breakdowns must have damaged his brain.

All you do is destroy.

All you have to do is shoot this tiny food with this growth ray

All you needed was a little motivation.

Almost all the votes are in

Almost as much as I love the dual zone climate control on the new Lexus RX.

Almost done.

Almost!

Also, I can heal humans physically and emotionally just by touch.

Also, you humans kidnap and eat our babies.

Although, he is doing quite well with skull people without college degrees.

Am I fucking invisible?!

Am I seeing a pink space dragon?

Am I supposed to laugh? This shit just got dark

An act punishable by death!

An anonymous witness has come forth with an election bombshell.

An awful idea.

An execution is in order

And a cup of human hair for Barry.

And a picture that emerged from last Halloween of him in skull face.

And a pinch of nutmeg

And a stupid C story

And all do stuff together as a group.

And also, cucumber!

And Barry has come up with a way to fix it

And because everything tastes better when it dies happy,

And because I stayed up all night doing cocaine and writing snappy tip songs.

And because it's got smart park technology

And big penis just makes self feel better

And chainsaws.

And chiseled, chocolate pecs.

And come on, "Ozner" is just Renzo spelled backwards!

And deleting your Ralphs loyalty number.

And do a little something to tip the scales into our favor.

And Easel bot's back.

And even if she was, she wouldn't want to talk to you.

And even that chicken that picks the sports teams.

And every other day, the robot toilets get to shit down our throats

And execute your plan to kill Renzo.

And find some fucking common ground.

And finger bangs our inverted penises and upside down vaginas.

And gave me a medical discharge due to all the, you know, medical discharge

And get out before you return to normal size.

And he has a holy message for his children.

And he promised to help the less fortunate.

And he said you could tell? Oh, damn you, Daddy!

And he was like, "No licking, no sticking, just eat that damn chicken

And he was like, "Yeah."

And he's definitely not on the Dizzy Ducks

And he's OD'd on heroin.

And here's that same lady after six glasses of wine

And here's the best part.

And his ears are on the outside!

And his ears are on the outside.

And I am Eternahead.

And I believed him.

And I can't drive my scorpion tank 'cause some asshole cop took away my license.

And I can't figure out how to cancel it

And I found another pussy

And I found four Peters, three twats, and a cloaca!

And I hate to tell you this, but Keeno is beating you by 99%

And I have never been more attracted to you.

And I haven't seen no cheering, no screaming, or no confetti.

And I know about those non stop, offensive banana puns you do.

And I love him.

And I love the tufts of curly chest hair at the base of the hot dogs.

And I promise that's the only unethical thing I've done

And I respect the fact that you want to take it slow

And I still do, except for these four,

And I want to flash nuns in the park. [chuckles]

And I wanted to wipe them off the face of Farzar

And I was like, "Oh man, did you just come up with that?"

And I'm afraid I'm gonna lose this war.

And I'm going to name him Trondo.

And I'm gonna have to kill

And I'm looking for a few good minions.

And I'm Mal.

And I'm pretty sure you sexually assaulted me.

And I'm your goddamn father!

And I've already relapsed. Goodbye

And I've never dropped the Adoraball once.

And if he makes me do this one more time, I'ma shove this horn up his fucking ass!

And if you roll me through gum again, I'll have your fucking ass.

And if you take care of this for me, I'll give you a kiss right on the forehead.

And instead I made a fool of myself and became a dragon's butt plug.

And it came with a mask and a trick or treat pumpkin?

And it looks like, since I'm once again unopposed,

And it would take someone intelligent, like you, Billy,

And it's going through puberty, asshole!

And it's only set to 0.5.

And kill that reaper demon before it knows what hit him.

And launch many bombs at own people.

And left at Granny Reaper's Old Fashioned Funnel Cake Kiosk.

And lick off the stanky grease

And look outside. It's raining lions!

And make sticky mess on floors.

And maybe it's Maybelline.

And medicine to cure my space lupus?

And my bush looks like a burned down house.

And my dumb fucking marriage.

And next thing I know, I'll…

And now he thinks he's a stapler

And officially moved Pudchugger's Day to today!

And over 100 other dangerous and sharp things.

And Ozner thanks you.

And put an end to toxic forced positivity!

And reclaim our glorious planet once and for all.

And Renzo likes the new me.

And rip it from your rubber loins!

And rule the entire planet as father and son.

And sadly, that includes me and my smoking hot wife.

And scene

And she has silicone bags in her chest.

And she's coming here!

And shove it up your tiny, yellow ding dong."

And sight words

And snipping off nipples

And soon, you'll also be saying…

And stop sending them scary ground ghosts to chase me around!

And sucking fiancée snatch!

And tainted our perfect gene pool.

And tells all them widows their husbands were killed in action.

And tender. I'm feeling like having star becue

And thank you for saving him, Mal

And that goes up my butt?

And that you invited the whole gang to come along.

And that's why Kiki hid her girdle in the flowerpot.

And the award for best diarrhea joke goes to…

And the award for best human on spider sex scene goes to…

And the Dome is gone forever.

And the head of the paint department saw you?

And the horn up his ass because he thought I was playing.

And the next time we see each other, we'll be enemies again.

And the reaper demons killed, like, four billion people.

And the rent's so damn high we had to get a roommate

And the short rib samples tasted a bit dry

And the sticky mess,

And their luxuries will be destroyed!

And then, what are you gonna do to 'em?

And there are used needles all over the playgrounds.

And there go the teeth!

And there's your heart.

And they were annoying as shit, but look, I wasn't trying to hurt you.

And they're off!

And those are just a few things I learned this morning.

And to prove it, I'll give this guy the Slag Slam right here, right now.

And told me to tell you all to wait in those long ass lines

And touching nipples is not an appropriate greeting.

And tough asshole my father made me.

And we couldn't agree more

And we have so much to live for

And we have to stay loyal to him, because he's the best man for the job

And we still have so many criminal Snarts on death row.

And we're all dead.

And we're right back to the zingers like the abortion stuff never happened.

And what did I return to?

And what the fuck are you?

And whatever the fuck you are.

And when I win,

And why do you have zits and a wispy mustache?

And why does he have a big, tough number two named Clitaris

And why is that?

And why would I help you, you Noah's Ark looking asshole?

And with this historic voter turnout, there's only one person who hasn't voted

And wow again!

And you

And you better come on out of the dome and claim it

And you call that snappily dressed?

And you even had the idea

And you look like your mother fucked the entire circus.

And you only ones who know secret.

And you smell like onions,

And you're covered with little seeds

And you're the bitch

And your dad is…

And your pecs look like flippity floppity flapjacks!

And your skin as rugs in my parlor

And, Eternahead, you had something to say, right?

And, uh, make sure you hydrate, okay? Don't want to cramp up mid murder

And?

Andy Billman?

Annatto, Potassium Sorbate, Diglycerides, Carageenan

Anyhoo, I just wanted to make sure

Anyhoo, it's time to launch a great war to destroy the humans once and for all.

Anyone interested in bridge?

Anything else you heads wanna do?

Anything that can make me insult my own bangs must be destroyed.

Anything you want, Scootie.

Anything you want. Just lose the watch. It clashes with your terror tassels.

Anyway, another fine display of plasma swordsmanship

Anyway, Fichael, I will agree to meet with your father.

Anyway, good luck with this shit. I'm going on vacation with my besties.

Anyway, how the hell did this website disaster happen?

Anyway, I hope everyone is enjoying their feast of white goop,

Anyway, listen up, team.

Anyway, today is the day

Anyway, when I pull this lever, you'll be transported into your father's brain

Anyway, who wants a bedazzled phone case?

Anyway, you'll figure it out. Make a game out of it.

Anyway, your dad executes a lot of people and I get to keep the heads

Apparently the Czar's son is on his way here to assassinate you.

Archaeologists have uncovered some insensitive cave paintings

Are a poopy bitch

Are any of my memories real? What about that time I almost drowned?

Are gonna be mashing together.

Are only here because they're too stupid to be pro wrestlers.

Are the ones me and that petrified piece of pigeon pie

Are the single greatest achievement in the history of mankind.

Are we sure about that?

Are you fucking my wife, President Banana?

Are you guys unhappy?

Are you hardworking and expendable?

Are you kidding? This is a pussy magnet

Are you mad? I don't care!

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you out of your goddamn mind?

Are you still stressed about your war with Bazarack?

Are you sure you know where you're going? All this stress is bad for the baby.

Are you sure? Because you are red and swollen and I can never find you.

Are, uh, you eating my lunch?

Art. Psht.

Arts and crafts?

As a peace offering, how would you like your own Wendigo?

As for me, well, this is on the company card,

As pregnant as a pause in a Harold Pinter play

As some of you know,

As the centuries turned to millennia,

As you know, robots don't have human rights,

At least give me my squeaky steak toy, you bastards!

At least he seems cool. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm

At least I caught that ball

At least Pudchugger Day is over.

At least tell everyone I died doing what I love

Attaboy, Fichael. Keep pedaling. You're doing it.

Attention, brothers, sisters, cousins,

Aw

Aw, he shit on his card before I could.

Aw, kids are so sweet

Aw, you're scared I'll get hurt.

Aw! Damn, man! You could have just showed us a picture.

Aw. Zobo want a rattle?

Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!

Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!

Ay, ay, ay, ay. Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.

Back in Farzar and he is

Back off, motherfucker, that's my kill!

Back to those shitty, piss smelling caves you live in!

Backup files corrupt? Oh well, I'll do another backup now. I'm on 5G.

Bad scientist!

Bagels because you're hot,

Bangs. A gift to all of us from our generous and kind czar, Renzo

Barry Barris?

Barry can kiss Billy's ass!

Barry put a bomb in my dick.

Barry, bad scientist

Barry, how do we shut that Mega Brain down?

Barry, I need some help.

Barry, that's fucked up!

Barry, we're gonna need some special weapons for this mission.

Barry, weapons report.

Barry, what are you doing?

Barry, you gotta help me

Barry, you know they can see it, right?

Barry, your new job is to cure Zobo's chaos addiction

Barry! No!

Barry?

Basically, Bazarack is a stupid, insecure, self serving, narcissist douchebag

Basically, if we –

Basically, super fucking scary. I mean, not to me, but

Bazarack Francine Finklestein.

Bazarack has united every alien on Farzar against us.

Bazarack is alive, gave himself a parade, and ate out a dragon's ass.

Bazarack is down 90% in the skull people district due to these comments

Bazarack is going to lose

Bazarack told me everything and you're gonna change or

Bazarack, I'm a serial killer

Bazarack, the dome protecting the human city is down.

Bazarack, you have a mission

Bazarack, you're alive!

Bazarack. Shit!

Bazarack. That definitely Bazarack

Bazarack's alive?

Bazarack's dead, bitch!

Bazarackkilldiedeath.com is registered to a home on this retirement planet.

Be a good guy. Join me.

Be careful!

Be honest with me.

Because fuck your ideas, I've got a better one.

Because he doesn't spend his entire military budget on a goddamn s'more sofa.

Because he thinks we're a joke.

Because I brought this photography crew.

Because I know you're self conscious about your mismatched milkies.

Because if you don't, I'm gonna kick my friend's ass.

Because it's my mission to see that no harm comes to any aliens

Because my new, ultra glamorous armor is chafing my balls to shit.

Because of science or some fucking bullshit,

Because of the student uprising?

Because she'll force me to fill them with drugs,

Because the death of a spouse makes women super horny.

Because the word of the day is "raw dog

Because their dad died and I didn't give them the day off

Because they saved the thing I cherish most.

Because they're afraid of you.

Because they're indestructible, and dishwasher safe

Because those guys weren't good enough for you.

Because we had a meeting and I clearly said the word of the day is "squishy."

Because you always threaten to Slag Slam someone,

Because you cut my head off, and I'm having to grow a new one,

Because you're a little guy

Because you're out there and I'm in here drinking pumpkin spice lattes,

Been a long time.

Before I was expelled for drinking Barbicide

Before long, you'll be making human friends like these.

Before one of you good for nothing rats leaked it!

Before this war makes him destroy the planet.

Before you start racking up a storage fee

Being Fichael's friend has to be the worst job a robot can have.

Belzert, your job is to make sure Flobby doesn't press that button

Besides, I can't indulge in chaos.

Besides, I think the Intellectoids are fitting right in.

Besides, it'll be easy. Zobo's just a little baby

Besides, you already have a job.

Best watch where you're going or Slag's gonna give you the Slag Slam.

Bet this isn't the first time Lean Pockets made you shit your pants

Better change my name to Sassarack. Am I right?

Better get to it then.

Better. I got you reassigned as my personal robot.

Between parenting and standing in line for chicken,

Big fucking diff!

Billy can't even hold guns!

Billy don't deserve the rubber band of shame, hey.

Billy happy.

Billy hate gig economy.

Billy have to ask father if okay

Billy must go so no put friends in dangers.

Billy must prove Zobo chaos celot.

Billy need evidence to prove Zobo chaos celot,

Billy not let Zobo die

Billy not want to die in overkill cube

Billy okay thanks to his incredible body

Billy on team.

Billy only here because you not care about Billy

Billy pick flowers for best friend

Billy sad

Billy scared!

Billy scared.

Billy sorry he say Barry bad scientist.

Billy start to think Mr. Barry not do very good job when he make Billy.

Billy think Scootie insecure

Billy understand.

Billy was telling the truth about me. I feed on chaos.

Billy wonder what wacky C story he going to be in this episode.

Billy, help!

Billy, my very best friend. Grab my hand

Billy, put your nimble hands to use.

Billy, wait!

Billy, you don't mind watching him, do you?

Billy! Are you okay, son?

Billy… Billy have no choice. Zobo dangerous.

Billy's in trouble, you dumb fuck

Bing bang boom, dick titties. I am Agent Clappers.

Black bag him!

Black bag him!

Blarf. Blarf. Blarf. Blarf, blarf, blarf.

Blarpon 13! This planet will be perfect for dinner

Blast that motherfucker!

Bless you

Blowing her back out, marrying her, and becoming czar!

Boil! [cackles]

Boil! [cackles]

Boil! Boil!

Boil! Boil!

Bow before the might of Bazarack!

Boy, she really is dumb

Boy, you guys look pissed

Breaking her up and selling her for parts.

Bring out the cousins!

Bring them back here, and feed them to me

Broken, like Fichael's pelvis

Brother cousins and sister cousins, uncle daughters,

Bust a load, but not explode!

But after spending eons with these squid, I had finally altered their evolution

But aren't you having sex right now?

But at least I got this.

But at least the reaper demon can't get us, since he's definitely not in here.

But at least they're all really well thought out

But Barry made me realize there's something I like more than peanut brittle.

But Billy want to say goodbye,

But bitchy yellow man with delightful pussy hats

But Denise Death Wish came over to my apartment and

But don't tell your parents.

But don't worry, Scootie. I can build you a robotic penis that is far superior.

But enough about our tenth birthday. Mm.

But Fichael says do not leave room.

But first, hot dog party!

But he doesn't want you to see

But he handed victory to the Wendigo

But he's in the Dome and I can't just go through the front gates

But he's very shy

But how else can I prevent illegal border crossings?

But I already started my macaroni art.

But I can do this.

But I can't do it alone. I'm going to need your help

But I cannot betray him

But I do apologize, Fichael,

But I do believe it worked.

But I don't think you can screw this one up

But I don't want to cheat on Val,

But I guess you done knew that since you is too

But I made this gallon of gunk because I love Val.

But I think I can convince my father to treat your people fairly

But I thought horrible things

But I urge you all to stay calm.

But I'll need an excuse clever enough to convince him.

But I'm a goddamn ass goblin with a horse faced wife.

But I'm actually

But I'm glad some stories do have happy endings

But I'm worried I'm gonna make a fool of myself.

But I've been having such a great time chatting with you.

But I've never killed anyone.

But if Bazarack is vouching for Harold, he's obviously a great guy.

But if I race him, you're gonna fail me.

But if I turn it on, it will violate my probation

But if I wanted to kill things in cages, I'd go to PetSmart. [chuckles]

But if they shipped me a chill cube,

But it's not going to be me.

But just last week, the czar added a new super gladiator.

But just so you know,

But just so you know, it's a complex process that's evolved over eons.

But maybe she'll let you put one in two.

But more importantly, what do you think of my new hair?

But my heart belongs to another

But not anymore, Fichael! We are done.

But now I think about it, this actually solves the whole website problem for me

But now I'm regretting inviting him to my friend's Pudchugger wedding.

But now we gotta get down to business

But only to my mother's shower

But Ozner has spoken

But probably the only thing worse would be hearing it and not seeing it

But she did let me stick it between her… [squeals]

But she kind of wishes you had more heads.

But since Mega Brain can read our thoughts,

But someone very close to you is about to betray you.

But that's the only reason we're here!

But the czar is kind of busy right now.

But the missing ingredient was alien DNA.

But the music was soulless

But the point is he'll bring your city to its knees, you idiot, and

But then Bazarack reminded us how racist we are.

But then my bone spurs started acting up

But they can't kill my loyalty to this movement.

But they don't mean anything.

But they were fought back by Renzo, Czar of Farzar.

But things got out of hand on my last planet

But to answer your question, I'm here to shut you down

But what I really want for my birthday is to be a general.

But what if I do this?

But what is a royal seating ceremony?

But what should I do?

But why are they heavily armed?

But you got it, buddy!

But you have to use their syrups.

But you never actually do it.

But you will when you see this. Curtains!

But, Uncle B, we only need, like, another half hour and we can win this war.

But, you know, at the end of the day, when push comes to shove,

Butt mashing? Anyhow, fucking beat it!

By constructing an energy dome around the human city

By earning his respect

By not making the easiest catch ever,

By our brave son, Fichael.

Bye bye

Cable TV, Rotary Clubs, jumbo shrimp, topless maids

Cachunk! Cachunk! Cachunk!

Calm down. Your wife's right here.

Can Billy have wacky C story where he become whore?

Can Billy stomp on that later, please?

Can I borrow this?

Can I get a Black or Pacific Islander scientist in here?

Can I practice kissing on you?

Can I work for you?

Can someone please find Bazarack and bring me his head?

Can you believe what that chaos celot monster did to Zarno S 9000? [sniffles]

Can you do something about your crazy mama?

Can't a man have a hobby?

Can't a man have a hobby?

Can't we just storm the city now?

Capable of broadcasting the thoughts of anyone wearing one of these.

Careful, son

Carol, is that you?

Caves…

Change of plans

Chaos!

Chaos!

Chaos!

Chaos!

Chaos! Cha

Chaos! Chaos!

Chaos! Chaos!

Checking out Mommy's bubbly beave

Cheer up, Master. Bazarack Show of Force Day is tomorrow.

Cheesecake?

Cheesecake?!

Chet, you're fired

Children! Stop this right now.

Cinnamon? Ju Ju Bean? Where are my snuggle puppies?

Class, this is a very good time to learn about digestion.

Cletus here with Hodge Brothers Wrecking and Towing.

Clitaris was killed by the human queen.

Clitaris, answer the phone! I need you!

Clitaris, get your gargoyle looking, fat fucking wife in here.

Clitaris, you nasty perv

Clitaris!

Come and get it, you son of a bitch!

Come back. Come back. Sit down.

Come in.

Come on in, guys. Welcome to the city!

Come on, Easel bot. Let's get the fuck out of here.

Come on, Renzo. They don't know how scared you are on the inside,

Come to think of it, my college boyfriend also turned himself into a ball of heads.

Come with me, ribbit, if you want to, ribbit, live!

Come, we go!

Coming soon to Carl's Jr.

Congrats, Fichael, on being the MVP.

Congratulations on finally catching someone!

Congratulations, you made it out!

Cool by me. And I've got just the perfect thing.

Cool, slide whistle!

Cool. Just like how I'm your quote unquote "son"?

Cool. Slide whistle

Cough.

Could this be any more romantic?

Could you break this and stab yourself in the eyeball, please?

Could you imagine how sex crazy she'd be if I died?

Cower before Bazarack Killdiedeath!

Cucumber

Cucumber!

Cucumber!

Cucumber!

Cucumber! Cucumber! Cucumber!

Cucumber! Cucumber! Cucumber! Cucumber!

Cunt?

Curse my irrational need to control women!

Curse you, you vomitus slut!

Czar Fichael!

Czar Renzo must now grant the Wendigo a wish,

Dad, are you okay?

Dad, are you okay?

Dad, can we throw a big peace celebration for the aliens?

Dad, can you take me fishing?

Dad, I ask you every year and you never let me.

Dad, I just wanted to clear up something.

Dad, I never knew you felt so bad inside.

Dad, I think people tell you what you want to hear,

Dad, I think we're in trouble.

Dad, I'm so glad that you're coming to see the reaper demon I rescued

Dad, if we don't help them, they're gonna go extinct.

Dad, keep it down. I'm trying to talk to this dumbass.

Dad, now that he's human, we can't just kill him.

Dad, that's not a reaper demon. It's our mascot.

Dad, there has to be some way to stop this war peacefully.

Dad, wait! Just give me a chance to talk to Bazarack.

Dad, we have bigger problems.

Dad, we need to talk

Dad, we need to… What the heck?

Dad!

Dad! [screams]

Dad? I got us matching T shirts to wear to the peace celebration.

Daddy O'Baggins, what was your job outside the Dome?

Daddy?

Damn it!

Damn it! That's why Brookstone said, "Do the shark or the guns

Damn it. He's back.

Damn it. I should be dead

Damn it. If we're gonna die, I have a confession to make.

Damn right.

Damn, he's right.

Dance competition!

Dance with what exactly?

Dangerous? Ha! Dude's a joke!

Dare I say, this may even be better than the Afro puffs he gave us last year

Dear God. I'm going to need a bigger scrote.

Dear, I couldn't find any brownie brittle

Dearest, tonight, I was thinking we could try something different,

Death!

Decree that I shall join the blue team

Deep down, I always knew you could.

Did I do that? I really lost control in there.

Did I ever tell you about the time my father took me to the most in

Did you just call me "Guitar Piss"?

Did you just put a pancake into my pocket?

Did you kill the reaper demon, son? If not, I'm nuking this bitch

Did you see what he did to that planet? This is the worst thing I've ever seen!

Didn't you forget something?

Didn't you say it was your destiny to rid this planet of evil?

Die, me!

Dildo to go up Bungo's ass

Do I even have a soul?

Do I have a choice?

Do terrible jobs making Billy.

Do the tootsie roll! Pop and lock! Hammer time!

Do they go up my butt like her vagina does?

Do we really spend that much on La Croix?

Do what? All I got is this worthless dehydrated bounce house capsule.

Do whatever you want

Do you do hair?

Do you have a size bigger than trenta, Cindy?

Do you have to do that now?! Ah!

Do you hear me? Done.

Do you just hate humans?

Do you know how many times I got beat up

Do you know how scary that dude is?

Do you think I'm the type of man you want to threaten?

Do you want to vote for the man who said,

Doctor, that's a

Does it have to be so hard?

Doing escape rooms,

Doing everything wrong, but it's working. How's your guy doing?

Don't act like this isn't about your commitment issues.

Don't be shy. What is it?

Don't do it, Fichael! You can't go out there.

Don't even think about it, mister. We're taking it slow

Don't kill me! Don't kill me!

Don't listen to me when I'm drunk

Don't look at me. I'm going to my meat palace!

Don't question my methods! Trust me, I'm focused on this mission.

Don't say anything.

Don't say anything. I want to get out of here by six.

Don't stifle her. If she wants to fight, let her fight.

Don't tell 'em the old password! What if they came back yesterday?

Don't tell him my middle name! Let's get you ready

Don't tell me what to do. You know the schedule.

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry, I beat the hell out that sun

Don't worry, I only come in every other sandwich.

Don't worry, I'm not gonna get carried away.

Don't worry, Master. I'm sure everyone's forgotten about that.

Don't worry, Uncle B. I made a call.

Don't worry. I'll fix everything.

Don't worry. Nurse Billy will patch that.

Don't worry. She's fine

Don't you know all his anger comes from being short?

Don't you see what's going on here?

Don't you think this is a little premature?

Double booked with an Acme exploding plates convention

Down in front! Hey, Val, this wedding's fun

Dramatic!

Drop it. You drop that mail, Gorpzorp. Goddamn it, stop eating the mail!

Drop those fake leaves on me and give me a tasseled plaid scarf.

Drugs won't make me feel better.

Each patty is made by squashing 10,000 baby chicks together.

Each team has a lifter, a grumpus, a power grumpus,

Easel bot?

Easel bot's done propping up two things:

Easy. Whoa.

Eating trash pizza?

Eating your fucking lunch!

Edith, why did you miss the shuffleboard game yesterday?