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Club Dread (2004) Club Dread (2004) is a hilarious comedy-horror film that takes place on a secluded tropical island

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Club Dread (2004) is a hilarious comedy-horror film that takes place on a secluded tropical island resort known as Club Dread. Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar and written by the Broken Lizard comedy group, the movie revolves around a group of young, fun-seeking vacationers who find themselves caught up in a series of gruesome murders.

The cast of Club Dread boasts an ensemble of talented comedy actors who bring their unique personalities and comedic timing to the film. The main characters are played by the members of the Broken Lizard group, including Jay Chandrasekhar as Putman, Kevin Heffernan as Lars, Steve Lemme as Juan, Paul Soter as Dave, and Erik Stolhanske as Sam. Bill Paxton also stars as Coconut Pete, the flamboyant and eccentric owner of the resort.

The film kicks off with the arrival of a new group of guests at Club Dread, ready to party and enjoy the island paradise. However, soon after their arrival, the guests start disappearing one by one, turning the once lively resort into a terrifying murder zone. As the body count rises, suspicion and paranoia take over, making it difficult for anyone to trust each other.

The plot thickens as the guests and staff members of Club Dread become increasingly paranoid, trying to figure out who could be behind the gruesome killings. Suspicion falls on each character at various points, adding to the comedic chaos and suspense. Amidst the murders, quirky relationships and hilarious interactions between characters provide some lighthearted moments, balancing the horror elements with comedy.

One standout element of Club Dread is Coconut Pete's iconic songs and performances. From the catchy tune "Pina Coladaberg" to the absurd yet entertaining "Put It in Your Mouth," Coconut Pete's music adds an extra layer of comedy to the film. The talented Bill Paxton brings his larger-than-life personality to the character, making his on-screen musical moments memorable and hilarious.

Overall, Club Dread offers a unique blend of comedy and horror, with plenty of laugh-out-loud moments and surprise twists along the way. The film's self-awareness and satire of classic slasher films make it an enjoyable watch for fans of both genres. Whether you're a fan of the Broken Lizard comedy group or simply seeking a fun-filled and slightly gruesome escape, Club Dread promises to entertain and keep you guessing until the very end.

If you want to immerse yourself in the world of Club Dread, you can play and download the film's soundtrack, including Coconut Pete's catchy and comedic songs. These sounds will transport you to the tropical island resort and provide a dose of entertainment long after the film is over. So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for a wild ride of laughs and scares with Club Dread!

A cold, white...
A flash of lightning lights up the whole island, and in that one moment...
A wooden Bible, huh? That`s good
Ahh! Okay.
All right, all right.
All right, what the hell.
Although that was incredibly uncool.
And a resort owner, but...
And march out there and do our goddamn jobs.
But then, boom!
But you better hurry. You`ll miss the drinks by the pool
Chug it down for me.!
Darlin`, I think you`re referrin` to my song Pina Coladaburg.``
Eat it, fuck nut! [ Laughs ]
Even though he said he had none.
Excuse me, but weren`t you at one of my shows?
God! Stop it! What are you doing?
Goddamn monkeys.
He just got electrocuted in the pool!
He`s like, Yeah. Why not?`
Heads or tails?
Help!
Hey, amigo. You must be Lars.
Hey, buddy!
Hey, guys, I`m gonna send you back over there
Hey, look. I could never hurt another person, okay?
Hey, what, are you dancing alone? Hey, sweetie. Come here.
Hey, you know, I`ve been thinking about that poem on the board.
Hey, you you know you know what? You know what?
Hope They`ve Got Hammocks in Heaven.``
How the hell are we supposed to do our jobs..
I asked Rolo ifhe had any grass, and he said he didn`t have any.
I beg your pardon? Excuse me, new fellow, please cut off this minor.
I can only assume this means every other man on the island is dead.
I didn`t know where it was from
I don`t think we can say for sure. God, I don`t know.
I just want to know if smoke came out of his ears. Is that so wrong?
I know things you don`t
I know who it is. It`s Machete Phil, come out from the jungle.
I love you. Carajo de mierda.!
I may need a few more hours to pump her for information.
I think Pete`s under a lot of pressure.
I touch other people to make them feel better
I`ll show you the ropes at the club tonight.
I`m not sensitive.
If you love something, set it free
Into a beautiful reality.
It was awful.
It`s a bloody Hallmark card.
It`s a sea shanty. Naughty Cal`s this, uh, underwater cowboy...
It`s all right. It`s okay.
It`s just a habit. I could see how tight you were from a mile away.
Jesus, this is crazy! We can`t do this anymore!
Jesus! Who is this girl?
Juan Castillo... went to jail...
Juan, I have spent my whole life in a gym.
Let`s do the sun salute.!
Look out, now. Oh, oh oh oh! There you are!
Look what happened to Yu! Remember the warning: Do your jobs or die``?
Make it quick. We got a lot of dishes.
Mark David Chapman over here has a shrine to Pete.
Mm hmm.
Mmm! Gracias, Sheriff.
Namaste.
Naughty Cal sings about the scary octopus.
No, it wasn`tJuan.
No, there`s seriously something down here.
No! You saw that board.
Now,you are here to have fun.
Oh, come on! If there`s grass on the field, then play ball.
Oh, dear God!
Oh, dude, check out that orange bikini, dude.
Oh, dude, look at that one, dude. Green bikini? oh, dude.
Oh, God!
Oh, God.
Oh, my God! The lock`s broken!
Oh, sick fuck
Oh,Jesus Christ! That`s blood!
Oh,just as soon as you drop the I`ve got nothing to hide`` routine,Juan.
Oh! Ooh!
Oh.
Oh. I I don`t know what to say.
Oral Roberts? Is that anything like an AnalJohnson?
Ow!
Party! Who`d like to party?
Penelope! Where`s Juan?
Pete,you are aware that I personally have served this guy...
Pete?
Pip, pip.! Tallyho.!
Pretzel!
Putman! Wake up, Putman. It`s a dream! It`s just a dream, Putman.
Screw this, man! I`m not going anywhere with Lars.
She`s...
Shit
So she got promoted to palm tree.
So then I followed him into thejungle.
Stacy, this guy doesn`t even have teeth.
Thank God you`re not dead. Now, we need to get over to Pete`s cabana...
Thank you. I I love it.
That is so... out of the planet!
The secret ingredient?
There he is again.
There`s always one fuck head like you...
This must`ve been, like, 1 5 years ago, you know?
We had a cheap Nicaraguan version called Circle Eater
We`ll be all right. So, come on, everybody, let`s just have a drink...
We`re gonna go for a quick romp in the jungle before the pool party.
Well, I got you guys to do your jobs, didn`t I?
Well, she has taken quite a fancy to you, hasn`t she?
What can I say? Some girls are just tighter than others.
What in the queen`s wig is going on here?
What you want me to say?
Whoo.! Yeah.!
Why don`t you just do that all the time?
You all saw him as...
You really never played this game as a kid?
You see, what none of us did know...
You threatening me? `Cause if you are, you little hairless lap dog
You`re an asshole, Putman.
You`re not afraid of a little octopus, are you?
[ Accelerating ] Ahhhhhh!
[ Banging ] [ All Gasp ]
[ Chanting ] Lars, please.!
[ Chuckles ] Sorry.
[ Coughing ] Juan, get up.
[ Crashing ] [ Yelling, Squealing ]
[ Door Closes ] [ Both Scream ]
[ Groans ] [ Gasps ] Oh, God!
[ Grunts ] [ Ball Bouncing ]
[ Grunts ] [ Yells, Groans ]
[ Hooting, Laughing ] Sounds great. People, please.
[ Lars ] Go.! Go.! Yeah.! Quickly! Run!
[ Lars Grunting ] Die! [ Groaning ]
[ Retches ] [ Clapping ]
[ Screaming ] [ Coconut Pete ] one, two.! one, two, three, four
[ Screaming ] [ Phono Needle Scratching ] It`s me! It`s me! It`s me!
[ Screaming ] [ Yells ]
[ Screams ] [ Gasps ] Shit!
[ Shudders, Screams ] Hey! Oh! Putman, where have you been?
[ Sighs ] [ Relieved Chuckle ]
[ Slurping ] [ Chatter Stops ]
[ Spits Food Out ] No way.
[ Sword Unsheathes ] Hello?
[ Twig Snaps ] [ Gasps ]
[ Twig Snaps ] [ Gasps ] You?
[ Twigs Snapping ] Hey, come to the beach.
[ Whimpering ] Sam!
[ Whistle Blowing ] # Follow the banana, follow the banana #
[ Yells ] [ Stacy Gasps ]
[ Yells ] [ Women Screaming ]
[ Yells ] Oh! Ooh! [ Grunting ]
[Jenny ] God.! What do you think you`re [ Grunts ] Watch out!
[Jenny ] Hey.! [Juan ] No.!
[Jenny ] She can`t breathe.! [Juan Grunting ]
[Jenny ] Whoo whoo.! [ Yelling ]
[Juan Groaning ] Penelope! Get up.
# Follow the banana # Oh!
All right! Solid.
Can you wrap your fingers around this? Whoa!
Coconut... Pete`s Eh
Follow the officer. Follow the officer. You don`t understand
Get out. What?
Give me a Drambuie, neat. You got it.
Go, go, go, go, go! [ Whimpering ]
He`s dead
Hey, at least give me one of those margaritas. Sorry.
Hey, Lars Brunckhorst. Time to party. Welcome to the party.
Hey, what about my nipples? Shut up! Someone`s watching us.
Hey, you guys gonna be hanging around for a while? Totally.
Hey. Hey, Carlos.
Hit it,Jenny! Go! [ Accelerating ] [ Agonized Groan ]
How could you do that? Wait, wait!