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Hail, Caesar! (2016) Soundboard

Hail, Caesar! (2016) Soundboard

Hail, Caesar! is a 2016 American comedy film written, produced, and directed by the Coen brothers, Joel and Ethan Coen. Set in the 1950s golden age of Hollywood, the movie takes an amusing and nostalgic look at the mishaps and eccentricities within the film industry. With a star-studded cast and cleverly crafted storyline, Hail, Caesar! offers a delightful blend of humor, satire, and homage to the classic Hollywood era.

The film centers around Eddie Mannix, superbly portrayed by Josh Brolin, who works as a "fixer" for the fictional Capitol Pictures studio. Mannix is responsible for solving various problems that arise with the studio's actors, including scandals, disappearances, and even negotiating with kidnappers.

The cast of Hail, Caesar! is a who's who of Hollywood talent. George Clooney portrays the dashing yet dimwitted actor Baird Whitlock, who is kidnapped by a mysterious group called "The Future." Scarlett Johansson embodies the role of DeeAnna Moran, a talented but troubled actress with secrets of her own. Alden Ehrenreich shines as Hobie Doyle, a handsome and charming cowboy actor struggling to make the transition into sophisticated roles. Other notable performances include Ralph Fiennes, Tilda Swinton, Channing Tatum, Frances McDormand, and Jonah Hill, among others.

The Coen brothers' signature style is evident throughout Hail, Caesar!, with its sharp dialogue, quirky characters, and beautifully crafted scenes. The film skillfully parodies the Hollywood system and its various genres, from musicals to biblical epics and synchronized swimming extravaganzas. There are numerous charming and hilarious scenes that pay homage to the golden age of cinema, including an iconic water ballet sequence reminiscent of Esther Williams films.

In addition to its witty writing and stellar performances, Hail, Caesar! showcases remarkable production design and stunning cinematography. The visuals capture the glamour and grandeur of 1950s Hollywood, making it a feast for the eyes. The film's soundtrack also deserves a special mention, as it perfectly complements the era and adds an extra layer of authenticity to the overall experience.

If you're a fan of the Coen brothers' unique storytelling style, or simply enjoy films that transport you to a bygone era, Hail, Caesar! is a must-watch. Its clever blend of comedy, homage, and satire makes it an entertaining and nostalgic cinematic experience.

You can immerse yourself in the sounds of Hail, Caesar! by playing and downloading the film's soundtrack here. From the lively tunes of big band jazz to the enchanting melodies of musical numbers, the soundtrack captures the essence of the film and serves as a delightful companion to the visual experience.

So, sit back, relax, and allow Hail, Caesar! to transport you to the wonderful and chaotic world of Hollywood's golden age. Whether you're a film enthusiast or simply looking for an entertaining comedy, this film is sure to light up your screen and leave you with a smile on your face.

A ha!
A little bird told me that he disappeared from the set today.
A minute ago it was Laurentz
A Roman drinks before a slave.
A simple economic agent.
A truth beyond the truth that we can see.
A truth that we could see if we had but...
A truth told not in words, but in light.
Absolutely. No foul.
Action
Adopt her baby after all.
Ah, come on!
All right
All right, let's call New York.
All right, this might do it.
All right.
All right. Scram
All righty.
All successful. You see any of the profits, Dutch?
All these documents will be sealed until the year 2015.
All we got left is the final scene
Always in a sub rosa way, of course.
Am I late?
Ancient Rome.
And a third on the way, apparently. Mmm hmm.
And becomes ever more committed
And can be enlisted to finance its own destruction.
And conversation ensues
And cut!
And hit that pedestrian on Gower,
And Hobie and I are fixin' to be friendly.
And however it'll be
And I was Bad Clem or Deputy Number Two
And I'm sure..
And I'm wondering what the hell am I doing
And if he plays dumb, or the AD's wrong and he is dumb,
And it's people listening.
And Lockheed was there. We had a..
And my ardor for you...
And my teeth headed off for east Texas.
And sensing opportunity
And started teaching us about direct action.
And that's who benefits.
And the Tucumcari crew has shot all the plates
And then conversation ensues
And then someone heard me sing and they made me the guy.
And they will assume your mirthlessness
And we're moving into jet airplanes.
And you look wonderful, wonderful. How do you feel?
And, in fact, that's right, yes, you enter from there,
And, yes, entertainment.
Another finger sandwich?
Another task for Eddie Mannix.
Any more thoughts about who you might marry?
Anything different, Mr. Seslum?
Anyway, there we were, it's me and Danny,
Are looking to pick up a Hollywood column.
Are up to snuff.
Are you a principal or an extra?
Are you joking? Me, for the little guy?
Armageddon
Arne. Hello.
As capitalist handmaidens.
As your photoplay would have it.
Ask him. He knows
Autolochus Antoninus.
Autolochus' speech at the feet of the penitent thief
Baird Whitlock, your biggest star,
Baird's unavailable right now. Wait one day
Because I'm thinking, Who benefits?
Because the studio is nothing more
Bob Stack would come up sometimes.
But for Eddie Mannix, beginning of a new work day.
But he isn't there.
But Hocheiser is seen only fleetingly
But I don't know if Hobie Doyle
But I think I got my leg up on her now.
But I think it's got moments, I really do.
But I'm late for something important.
But it will have to be this afternoon.
But right now I've got a lunch.
But second unit has been idle
But we ain't gonna see no dames
But we don't want it in the gossip columns.
But we have to disagree 'Cause the only guarantee
But we need a male lead and we need him now.
But what do you think, honey? You know best.
But who knows? Exactly.
But, DeeAnna, having a child without a father
But, of course, for us, the man Jesus Nazarene is not God.
But, Rabbi, all of us have a little bit of God in us, don't we?
Call didn't take so long then.
Can't find Baird Whitlock
Cannot be found in Rome!
Check that. It was Thora Thacker
Chunk can't act.
Come join me on the divan
Come join me on the divan.
Come join me on the divan.
Come, come.
Comrade. Comrade!
Cut
Cut!
Cut! Cut! Faith! Have but faith!
Darn you, moon! What good are you anyway?
Do they care about Carlotta Valdez?
Does the depiction of Christ Jesus cut the mustard?
Don't blame that moon, Curly. She can't do nothin' but shine.
Don't confuse me with my sister!
Don't know about this part
Don't play games with them, Eddie.
Don't you agree?
Drink?
Easy
Eddie, I wouldn't... I would never do that!
Engels!
Even though its purpose is to exploit the little guy.
Everyone's riding in airplanes,
Expressing contradictions that must be worked through.
Extras, that's different.
Faith. Faith! God damn it!
Fixin' to be friendly.
Food!
For the little guy or against, it doesn't matter.
For those who will not submit,
Friends, my foot!
From the dusty streets of Bethlehem,
Gentlemen, thank you all for coming.
Go one again. Isn't it...
God doesn't have children
God is love!
God is who he is
Got a call. Loud, disorderly.
Hail, Caesar! Ten apple, take 10.
Hardly. But look, do you have to run it tomorrow?
Haunted. By Biff's grip
Have latterly burned my face!
Have meant something to the public
Having just seen Biff's valise in the foyer,
He controls the means of...
He couldn't be here this afternoon.
He has a high ankle sprain
He knows how to make a quality picture.
He said it's urgent, he'll see you one last time,
He saw my own sin, Gracchus, and greed.
He sings, he dances, he's got taste.
He was not not God.
He wears chaps!
He's a bachelor. And very angry
He's back! Line two.
Hello, C.C.
Hello, Eddie. I'm notifying you as a courtesy
Hello, Hobie.
Hello, Mr. Mannix.
Hello?
Herb, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
Here, it's coming around again.
Hey, by the way, Chunk sounded good in there.
Hey!
Hey! Off of there!
History will be what it will be,
History, sociology, politics, morality, everything.
History. Economics.
Hmm.
Holding for a dissolve...
Holding...
How come? I don't know her
How is he going to jump from one chariot to the other
How pleasant to see you, Mr. Mannix
How you doing, Mannix?
How'd you get into pictures, Hobie?
How's it going with the smoking, dear?
How's the first day on the picture?
Hurries back to the vastness of Capitol Pictures,
I am not a gossip columnist!
I did not.
I do value our friendship, Thora,
I don't mean to denigrate
I don't think you'll do that, Mr. Whitlock.
I encountered him before, Gracchus.
I gotcha.
I gotta skedaddle. So sorry
I have seen worse
I haven't an opinion
I hug you.
I just wanted to visit again
I lied to Connie. Uh, to my wife.
I like all of your pictures.
I mean, if you want that chuckle, I sure wanna give her to you
I mean, look at yourself, Baird.
I mean, we may tell ourselves that we're creating
I mentioned the name of my picture.
I need a list of everyone who worked on
I never touch it. It was a legal fiction.
I saw only light.
I see.
I sought to drink first at the well,
I think I'm a principal.
I think we're supposed to do that.
I think, Why, there's old Bud setting the 5K.
I thought I was getting an exclusive on this
I thought you might wanna take this
I wish there weren't no bossy old women!
I won't forget, Eddie.
I'd like to know what the hell is going on here.
I'll leave through the patio.
I'm bonded, miss
I'm bonded, miss.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm not really a student of history.
I'm not sure I follow, Padre
I'm sorry, did I say petty?
I'm sorry, I was just...
I'm sorry, sir. Not now!
I'm sweet on Allegra. Indeed you are
I'm taking the car.
If he tells us where Baird's been taken.
If you give me another shot at her
Ilsa Pflug.
In every respect.
In livelier precincts,
In order to make it first class
In spite of Allegra's claim that he hasn't been to the house
In the villa of Sestimus Amydias
Interesting. As a single... Mmm hmm.
Is I'll see a lot of you And you'll see a lot of me
Is it? Yeah.
It could work. It could work.
It is decided. Hello, Burt.
It seems Allegra's a no show, which is simply a bore.
It's a new age, Mannix, and we're part of it
It's a nice arrangement.
It's a swell story.
It's all in a book called Kapital, with a K.
It's an adaptation of a Broadway smash!
It's been, uh, 24 hours since my last confession.
It's been, what, 27 hours.
It's just confirming what they call the status quo.
It's just the theory generating its own anti theory.
It's Mr. Laurentz
It's my way of apology for Thessaly horning in last night.
It's really too often, my son.
It's so hard.
Joe Silverman.
Jonah's Daughter still behind?
Just as I'm about to do.
Just coming to see you.
Lace up yesterday's dailies on Hail, Caesar!
Late last night, I talked to Laurence,
Late night for both of us.
Late night, Mr. Mannix?
Laurence is fine, just as I call you Hobie.
Laurence Laurentz
Laurentz.
Laws that these guys figured out.
Lazy ol' moon, keep shinin'
Let's see, first of all, why don't we
Lifetime employment.
Like, an easy job.
Lockheed is booming
Look, no one wants to see Lunt
Looking at Dierdre as we speak
Lots of energy.
Ma'am? Miss
Make room!
Maybe use his stunt double, Chunk Mulligan?
Me being the new hand in the bunkhouse.
Meanwhile, far from the crashing surf of Malibu,
Mention it to anyone?
Mmm. And he did so well, he wants to stay there now.
Mostly pretty good, but this time
Mr
Mr. Mannix?
Mr. Schenk's office, line two.
My ardor...
My column tomorrow is about
My fault overthinking the thing
My question is, is our depiction fair?
Natalie, could you please get me Stu Schwartz, Accounting?
New York first.
No
No dames
No dames!
No dames! With no dames!
No fans, no press, no court officials, not even a notary public.
No one else knows about Hobie and Carlotta.
No, don't say trippingly, say the line trippingly
No, he's game
No, it's not a bad job. It's not bad.
No, it's nothing.
No, Jack Hogarth is drying out at Cedars.
No, less than an hour. Personal errand.
No, no, of course not.
No, no. I gotta run.
No, that's the problem. Having a child, not married.
No, we can use Christian names, my good dear boy
No.
No.
Not making a blanket call here.
Not so simple as she suggests
Not so, Sperm ulina.
Not true. He likes ****.
Now, Hail, Caesar! Is a prestige picture,
Now, the only thing I would suggest is,
Now, until quite recently our study group had a narrow focus
Now, you listen to me, buster.
Nuts.
Of course they're kooks! It's all make believe
Oh, good, that's fine.
Oh, gosh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Laurentz
Oh, heck, you ain't seen the half of it. I'll show you cute
Oh, hello, Carlotta.
Oh, hi, Eddie.
Oh, Jesus Christ on a scooter!
Oh, Monty
Oh, Monty
Oh, my
Oh, my dear boy. Welcome
Oh, no, it ain't nothin'.
Oh, poor Monty.
Oh, she's peekin' back
Oh, thank you
Oh, that! No, no.
Oh, we've all heard the story.
Oh, you know...
Oh, you'll get by without a change.
Oh.
Okay
Okay, tell him I'll be there.
Okay, well, see..
Okay, you're the boss man.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. In the brazier scene,
Okay. Okay, I'll call the coach.
On The Debonaires and on Blessed Event.
On the deck and down below
On the planet in our experience.
On Wings as Eagles who's still at the studio.
On Wings as Eagles.
On yesterday's march,
Or a half a dozen clams
Or so the captain claims
Our biggest release of the year,
Overturned the rotten election
Palestine!
Parasitism! On the..
People don't want the facts, they wanna believe!
Perhaps, sir, you forget its telling in the Holy Bible.
Personhood
Possible French postcard situation.
Praxis. Action.
Pretty boys, saps and swishes!
Problem solving
Quite a place. Yours?
Realization.
Recline with the lyre.
Regardless of faith or creed.
Roll sound!
Romans before slaves!
Romans before slaves! Make room, you fools!
Rome's legions are masters of the world.
Rueful simple. Would that ih twuuuuuuh...
Running this factory, serving up these lollipops to the...
Said you promised her an interview with Baird today.
Same thing, isn't it?
Saul, humble merchant of Tarsus
Say your line exactly as I'm about to
She charged it to the studio.
She says, Danny's not doing a Norman Taurog picture.
Shinin'just to be
Since you're going to your car,
So he can bring him in and sweat him.
So Joe has done
So they authorized me to say this
So you're a professional person?
So, it's commies.
So, no. No. I wouldn't call it ransom
So, now, uh, do I get a share of the ransom?
So, she's gonna importune, Mr
Some
Somebody slipped it under my door
Someone's calling from the future.
Son, it's so late.
Sorry to drag you out in the rain.
Sorry to keep you hanging. It's a tough decision.
Sorry, Cuddahy, work emergency
Sorry, sir, no.
Soulful simple. Would that ih twuuuuuuh so simple.
Still do work there, for the day anyway
Still shank of night for some.
Stu, how are ya? I need some petty cash.
Suggested same place, 7:00 this evening.
Suits me.
Sure thing
Sure, okay.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure. I'll give it a go
Sure. Let's try..
Sure. She's always yearned to be a mother.
Take a little
Talking with the camera looking at me, but, heck, I enjoy.
Tell her he was at the doctor longer than expected,
Tell her I'm stuck on a call.
Tell the ADs Baird is out briefly with a high ankle sprain
Test site
Thank you, and she doesn't need to
Thank you, Hobie!
Thank you. Now if I follow this correctly...
That I am running my Baird Whitlock story
That is its function.
That is terrific.
That it will not offend any reasonable American
That it's never been told
That pie off the sill, Ms. McGraw
That will soon challenge the vast house of Caesar,
That's a cut. Back to one.
That's extremely classy.
That's fine. Laurentz came by this morning
That's good.
That's it.
That's my whole character, the slow burn.
That's right.
That's the story of...
The body politic! Shut up!
The cell he was part of has been smashed by the police.
The communists welcome a rare moment of leisure.
The completed weave of another piece of gossamer.
The denizens of Los Angeles make ready for nightlife, or for sleep.
The emperor, Caesar, is Godhead.
The exact same thing.
The extras? Why?
The facts are never beneath me.
The industry you're in, what's the future there?
The movie studio for which he works manufactures stories,
The release papers you're signing
The story. I have a credible source and I am going to run it,
The studio has the rights to Gloria's likeness, Falco.
The studio makes pictures to serve the system.
The truth, yes. Mmm hmm
The value created by our labor,
There is still truth in the adage
There is unity in division.
They're sweet on each other.
This can't be faked! It's the heart and soul of the picture
This here's Italian origami.
This will be the story of the year
Thora Thacker.
Thora, I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Thora, wait one day and I'll give you
Through faith, may enter the Kingdom of heaven.
Through the halls of the great library of Alexandria in the east.
Time to check in with Mr. Schenk.
To heave itself blindly upon the shore.
To Rome.
To the quest to hasten an end to history
Todd Hocheiser
Todd.
Tucumcari Tempest, Desert Squall, Hold Back The Storm.
Uh huh.
Uh, check.
Uh, cut
Uh, Mr. Mannix?
Uh, Mr. Smitrovich takes pictures for our newsletter
Uh, no, thanks, hon. Coffee.
Uh, that Mr. Laurentz, he's an awful good man.
Uh, Thora Thacker just came in.
Um..
Vince was not minor
Wait one day
We accelerate the dialectic
We ain't gonna see a dame
We ain't gonna see a dame
We are heading out to sea
We are the Future.
We had the vehicle title transferred to Joe's name,
We have to work something out for DeeAnna Moran.
We might even see a mermaid
We might see some octopuses
We need Baird's star power, his charisma
We need for Came the Rain
We stay behind, continuing to serve in our disguise
We want to make it easy for you to say yes
We'll be happy as can be
We're fixin' to be friendly, tell you that.
We're gonna give it to them
We're gonna see And how will it be?
We're gonna see How will it be?
We're gonna see How will it be?
We're on Stages 5 and 14.
We're ready for you, Mr. Whitlock!
Well, all right, pard.
Well, I like to think we've changed a few minds.
Well, I understand you've been associating with DeeAnna Moran?
Well, it's true that the boss doesn't work, but he has a function.
Well, just shoot the showdown in the weather and we'll retitle it.
Well, now, this is interesting.
Well, now, this is interesting.
Well, that's as may be, but I certainly learned my lesson.
Well, the nature of Christ is not quite as simple
Well, we like to think that families..
What a bore
What a bore.
What about Arne Seslum? He is the father, isn't he?
What are you doing this for?
What are you, a child?
What do I tell the director?
What if we told the truth about On Wings as Eagles?
What Monty doesn't know...
What thing is this?
What, is this guy a comedian?
What?
What?
What's going on there, Mr
When Chubby Cregar was intoxicated
When we're out there on the sea
Where is she?
Which is simply a bore.
Who cares about the bartender?
Whoa!
Why the pout?
Why the pout?
Woken up in some strange houses before,
Won 't hurt Monty.
Wonderful young actor we found in Akron, Ohio, in a nationwide talent hunt
Wonders if you have a moment
Would that ih twuuuuuuh so simple
Would that ih twuuuuuuh so simple
Would that ih twuuuuuuh so simple
Would that ih twuuuuuuh so simple.
Would that ih twuuuuuuh so...
Would that it were so simple
Would that it were so simple.
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, he has it now?
Yeah, Merrily We Dance starts shooting today.
Yeah, no father.
Yeah, of course He does
Yeah, so we blindly follow these laws like any other institution,
Yeah, two children.
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. They were both louses
Yeah, yeah, we associated.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no.
Yeah? What's the story?
Yeah. And you're not gonna believe this
Yeah. Get it for me. That it?
Yeah. Sure, but...
Yes
Yes, he did have to take a break.
Yes, I have it.
Yes, we do need someone pronto.
Yes, we're friends. We're...
Yes! That's right.
You are the star.
You ever been in this place? Pretty nice, huh?
You have a 10:00 a.m. with Monsignor O'Reilly
You know it will.
You never told me who with
You one of the Hollywood people?
You realize, of course, that for we ****,
You said, Say it like I said it. Yes
You see, if you understand economics,
You were at a party, had too much to drink.
You won't be babysitting a lot of oddballs and misfits,
You worship the God of another age.
You'd never have to work again
You're a communist, too?
You're admitting he isn't.
You're awfully cute.
You're damn right you won't.
You're going home now.
You're gonna dance with me
You're gonna do it because you're an actor
You're gonna go out there and you're gonna finish Hail, Caesar!
Your studio, for instance, is a pure instrument of capitalism
27, Baker two.
Our Lady of Perpetual Rest to dry out. Uh huh.
So God is split? Yes
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