Mr. Pickles - Season 1 Edit

A Are you okay?

A crib next to a baby man at one of Mr. Pickles' fetish parties.

A horse man whipping a pig lady starting grabbing my nipples.

A pie thief? Well, I'm off to work! Mwah!

A pie thief?! Well, the first 24 hours are the

A storm's coming!

Aaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Oh!

Aaaaaah!

Aah, whee!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Aah! Aah! I used my gardening gloves,

Aah! Help!

Aah! Here's your voyeur tape!

Aah! Huh?!

Aah! It's your dog!

Aah! My head hurts!

Aah! Oh, my go... aah!

Aah! Please, stop.

Aah! Take me to the crapper! Now!

Agh, he hit me!

Agh!

Ah ah.

Ah, done. Well, I guess I should get

Ah, finally. What?! $25 for a soda?!

Ah, geez! How's about you and me make your dad a new pie?

Ah, the circle of life.

Ah, what an idiot. Bigfoot don't exist.

Ah! Ha ha! He thought I was the cheeseman!

Ain't nobody gonna believe you saw bigfoot.

All anyone ever cares about is sex.

All right, I got a new plan. Beat it, toots.

All right, now get out there

All right. Well, I'll be in that creepy

Almost! I got it! Uh, no.

Always wrong!

And a fish. Hey? Where is my fish?

And a fish. Hey? Where is my fish?

And another time, my

And don't screw it up or...

And drove me to the Milton's farm where he stole my shoe!

And Fouler back at the plate.

And I know it's a special ball, so I thought you should have it.

And I know something else you don't know!

And I thought of myself as a failure.

And I wish I was born with three arms.

And I'll help you build a new car.

And I'll stay here and catch a foul ball.

And I'm a unicorn, right? Hmm.

And if anyone calls, just pretend you're me.

And if you go off, you'll be dead, man

And Jim "Fouler" Johnson winning the ballgame!

And last night, I had sex with this girl.

And look at what the estrogen from that soy milk

And since then, I I've been trying to get out

And that night, they were right.

And that's how I ended up sleeping with a mime.

And that's the ballgame, folks!

And that's why blue's

And they were filled with a human face!

And this belongs to me! I..

And... I'm done. Off to the showers.

Anyhoo, today, we've got a special guest in the crowd...

Aren't you gonna have breakfast?

As you can see, I collect

Astronaut dolphin detective has defeated the space Nazis,

Astronaut Dolphin detective has fallen in love.

Astronaut Dolphin detective says the

Astronaut Dolphin detective was arrested after that space

At least take me to motel where Wanda live.

Aww, happy father's day, dad!

Baby want milky! Milky, milky!

Back on the roof. And to make it up to you, here's

Back with a new dent.

Barn over there. Holler when you need me

Believe me when I tell them about this.

Better than usual, dear, thanks to Tommy and Mr. Pickles for

Beverly, wait a minute!

Big ol' jiggly wigglies! Oh.

Bigfoot?

Bigfoot.

Bills, including this one for $20,000!

Boo! This is fun!

Boobs! Boobs! Boobs! Boobs! Boobs!

Breaking news! Native Americans buy the

Breaking news... a severe thunderstorm is heading our way

Brutally murdered at the same grocery store!

Build condos, then put the ancient indian burial ground

But at least I didn't dent the truck.

But before you go, I wanted to get you to sign...

But for once, maybe you are being a good boy

But he was gonna help me build a new soapbox car.

But how will you get free?

But I brought my dad his pie, and he was having

But I still think you're the best dad in the whole world!

But if you no stay, I tell them you **** me!

But now a stripper is giving birth to his baby

But on one condition. That stuff I told you about my

But one day, the feds caught up with me.

But Sally's house looks just the same.

But someone else had his eyes on her..

But that was my dad's father's day pie!

But they always said I'd combed too hard.

But wasn't cream sherry Vito Pizzarellis special ingredient?

But whenever you borrow my truck, it comes

But you made me realize these foul balls mean something to somebody.

But, sir, he was arrested for flashing those space kids

Bye, mom!

Bye! It was great meeting you!

Calling it racist. But they've been unsuccessful,

Campground, and this time, I have a witness!

Can you believe my no good drunk of a husband is leaving me

Can't back out now. You're doin' this.

Careful, honey. She's feeding

Carry me, or I tell them you **** me!

Catch! Oww!

Chair fight!

Cheeseman!

Cheeseman..

Cheeseman..

Cheeseman...

Cheeseman...

Climbed a building butt naked, and tongue kissed a lizard

Cocaine! Get your cocaine!

Come in! Sally!

Come on, Mr. Pickles!

Come on, Mr. Pickles!

Come on, Mr. Pickles!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on. I'm just looking for a little

Come with a warranty, but it's cordless!

Cool! I use my bra to smuggle food.

Cover up your knees, you whore! There's children out here.

Cow, Betty, is pregnant, so right now, we're

Crazy story, happy father's day.

Cream Sherry? Well, it gives cherry pie just

Curving foul!

Dad showed me how to fish, and another time, my dad showed me

Dad, can we get some of those jumbo pickles from the grocery?

Dad, leave him alone! He's just a dog!

Dad, please! Before you launch into another

Dad, what do you do

Dad, you lost your

Dad! Be more careful with that thing.

Dad? I'm not bringing you food anymore.

Daddy to jackhammer you?! Hey!

Damn! You scared the shi... aah! Aah!

Did to our son. We'll get you to the doctor in

Did you force your love on this woman?!

Dinner's ready.

Do I wish miss Goodman would buy this shake a baby for $2?

Don't believe everything you he e e e e e e ar!

Don't party too much. You want to stay sharp in case

Don't talk back to your father!

Don't worry. I've been taking la Moo's classes.

Don't you want your favorite... cherry pie?!

Drink your tea, Abigail. Oh, Abigail, pretty soon, you'll

Drink? Sandwich? Quesadilia?

Drop the weapon, you murdering pie thief!

Early on, I went to work for the wise guys...

Egg fight!

Ended my life of crime.

Even pay the bills. Come back when you got a job.

Everybody know bigfoot don't exist!

Everybody listen up, and nobody gets hurt!

Everybody slow down!

Ew! Get out of here, you stupid ducks!

Ew. Wha?!

Fat man... eggs! Glasses... pound of flour!

Father's day with me.

Father's day with someone else!

Finally, a little peace and...

Finally, something to blog about!

Follow me... ow! Gosh!

Foul ball leader, closing in on 30,000 foul balls, giving new

Get her!

Get him out.

Get off of the sidewalk! Aah!

Get yourself some berries.

Gimme a kiss! Gimme a kiss!

Go find my husband.

Go on. Nobody keeps a secret from a sheriff.

Good boy, Dr. Pickles!

Good boy, Mr. Pickles!

Good boy, Mr. Pickles.

Good boy!

Good boy! Oh, Mr. Pickles.

Good idea, boy. This is gonna be

Good luck with that, kid.

Good luck with that. Nobody will believe you.

Good one, honey.

Goodman residence.

Goodman, you're on the kiss cam, okay?

Got it!

Gotcha! Huh?

Ha ha! I'm a live forever!

Happy father's day, dad.

Have a doctor in the house.

Have you seen any animals running around?

Having twins!

He always does.

He cut off his legs so he can sneak booze wherever he wants.

He had to eat rats and drink their pee!

He no **** me, but if you don't **** me, I tell them

He put human heads on his paws and started dancing,

He ran into the lake, never to be seen again.

He'd seen a bigfoot in a grocery store buying cherry pie

He'll hit this foul, which doesn't make sense.

He's been cutting people's heads off.

He's been keeping us prisoner done here. Aah!

He's in here? Tommy's not in...

He's just going to rest for a while.

He's never hit a fair ball in

He's not at his desk. Can I have a jelly bean now?

He's the best detective we've got

Hello? Anyone here?

Hello? This is boss.

Help me get my Sally back,

Help!

Help! Help me! I've been held prisoner by an

Help! Shh!

Help! Someone help! No!

Her baby's coming!

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!

Hey a, what's this over here?

Hey, baby, I..

Hey, bigfoot, you stole the pie! I'm telling!

Hey, boss, we robbing a bank or something?

Hey, dad!

Hey, don't you ever touch my son again!

Hey, I got an idea! Do you want to get married?!

Hey, look, a cute, little puppy doggy!

Hey, look, a cute, little puppy doggy!

Hey, look, everybody... some fruit.

Hey, Mrs. Goodman!

Hey, shh, shh, shh! Listen, all right, all right.

Hey, stop trying to break in here!

Hey, this has cheese on it!

Hey, Tommy, check off "read a map correctly."

Hey, Tommy! This is Linda Jr.!

Hey, you dumb bitch! I hate cheese!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Get back here, Betty!

Hey! Ho!

Hey! It's Jim "Fouler" Johnson's foul ball!

Hey! Mr. Pickles!

Hey! No! No, no, no!

Hey! What are you doing?!

Hey! Where's the freakin' pizza, yo?

Hi, Mr. Bojenkins! Do you know where

Hi!

Hi! Bye! Uh oh.

Hi! I'm Tommy, and this is Mr. Pickles!

His 22 year career. Fouler, of course, the all time

Hit by lightning. Remember, never stand next to a

Hiya, there!

Hmm, no? See, that is true!

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Honey, let me drop you off and take the truck.

Hot dang it, we're too late!

Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs, here!

How 'bout I show you how to cross a riverrrrrrrrr?!

How much do I owe you?

How to crip walk.

How.

Huffing gas, then getting into the truck.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Oh! Ohhhhhhhh!

Huh? Uh, can somebody please let me out?

Huh? Uh, Floyd? Uh, tell me where I'd be

Huh? Whoa!

Huh?!

Huh?! It's the cheeseman!

Huh?! No, no, no, no!

Huh?! Oh! Aaaaaaaaah!

Huh?! That ball is... a home run!

Huh?! There are my spectacles! Huh?!

Huh. This is totally different from the map

I believe in you, Mr. Fouler.

I can hear them in there!

I can't leave my room. Last time I took a shower,

I can't lift it! I'll take dad's river shortcut

I couldn't get the ice cream you wanted.

I do! Gertie sure is tasty!

I don't ever want to see the inside of a cow again!

I found your punch card. I know they're fake.

I had my legs cut off so I could sneak booze into places.

I hate cheese!

I hate my kids!

I have a witness!

I haven't enjoyed myself this much since... Uh...

I I I've lost my spectacles. So, what kind of job are you after?

I it is real! Agh!

I just got to break this to my wife!

I just wanted Stanley to see

I know what a bulldozer is. You can't build here.

I know you didn't want to spend father's day with me,

I need a job that will help me pay bills 'cause Suzie ...

I opened up my book, and out fell a human face!

I promise not to mention Mr. Pickles for the rest of the day.

I said stop playing that game!

I should have known he'd double cross us!

I think it's even

I think you done slid down a mountain full of razor blades,

I think you should have it, Suzie.

I want to show him my army fort. Okay, bye!

I was the coolest kid in old town. There was one dame who had my heart...

I would never touch

I wrecked my car before the soap box derby race.

I'd rather spend the day with these butter cookies!

I'll be done in a minute. Then you can help me wipe.

I'll never make it!

I'll sell it to you for $2! That's pretty cheap for a

I'll show you how to catch some balls!

I'm back!

I'm back!

I'm calling with your daily report on Mr. Goodman.

I'm even better than okay!

I'm fired?

I'm free for the first time in months!

I'm getting married to Suzie!

I'm going too fast!

I'm gonna go into those creepy woods and think about ways to stay safe.

I'm gonna tell Suzie I love her! Come on, Mr. Pickles!

I'm good... boy, Mr. Pickles.

I'm here! I've been stuck here all weekend!

I'm Mrs. Milton. My Suzie and I found this one

I'm not a loser...

I'm not a wifebeater, but I'd hit that!

I'm not worried! My car's tip top!

I'm so excited to go camping! I hope I can catch an animal and

I'm so glad we got to spend some time together on

I'm still here! See ya. Bye!

I'm telling you, Mr. Pickles has prisoners in his doghouse!

I'm tic tac toein' that ho, know what I mean?

I'm Tommy, and this is Mr. Pickles.

I've read that soy has estrogen in it.

I've seen a lot of things, dog, but ain't nobody gonna

I've seen him drag people into his doghouse!

Identities as mythical creatures such as a centaur or a mermaid.

Identity for the witness protection program.

If I wasn't in my office

If we get you all washed up, we could go back and try again.

In a doctor's mask. He started cutting people up

Ingredients, including cream sherry!

Is all that's kept me alive for 70 years.

Is cutting people's heads off.

Is Mr. Goodman coming in today?

Is what's kept me alive. Well, that and rats

Isn't going to turn anybody into a lady overnight.

Isn't that right, Abigail?

It gets lonely out here being bigfoot.

It gets so lonely in the woods. What a nightmare, you know?

It means "what's poppin'?" Like, "how you doin'?"

It really sucks! Get it?

It really works 'cause I was wishing you

It was Mr. Pi...

It's a ... my shoe! Mr. Pickles put my shoe in ...

It's a...

It's like I'm a prisoner when I'm around them!

It's not real! Aah!

It's not real. Oh ho! It's not real!

It's okay, boy. The game's almost over.

It's Vito Pizzarelli!

Jobs! Get your jobs here!

Just a little bump.

Just checking in on you. I love you.

Just come quick, sheriff!

Just give me your hand!

Just go there, and soon you'll be able to pay all your

Just kidding... maybe. Drink?

Just like my son, who dropped out of college to become a mime.

Kid, come with me!

Kids use to scare each other.

Kiss me, Mr. Goodman.

Kiss?! No!

Knock, knock!

Let me do this one, kid. I swore that if I survived,

Let me in!

Let's find Suzie's farm!

Let's get her to the shop... I mean, home.

Let's head back to camp.

Let's make sex.

Let's see... put the jacuzzis right here and...

Let's throw american cheese at him!

Linda, I don't want the baby!

Linda! What are you selling today?

Listen, I'm sorry, but I really

Little mosquito on your shoulder, dear.

LMAO! Someone down in old town posted

Look at all these weapons. Seems like a safe place to take a nap.

Look, everybody! Betty came to tell us that

Look, Tommy, since my pa starting drinking again, I got

Look!

Looks like this belongs to you.

Looks like you put a lot of work into this.

Mama, mama! Baby want milky!

Man, what am I doing here? Everybody knows in these

Maybe I can catch a foul ball!

Maybe I'll go grab us some snacks.

Maybe me and Mr. Pickles could find the pie thief!

Meaning to the word "failure." And another failure, my son, who

Miss Fulton, the oldest person in old town.

Mm, no!

Mmm. You look pretty.

Most important! I'm on it! Wheeeeeeee!

Move it, fleabag

Mr

Mr

Mr. Bojenkins is teaching me

Mr. Pickles delivered Betty's calf, seems we already

Mr. Pickles is evil. Why won't anybody believe me!

Mr. Pickles put my shoe in that cow's lady parts!

Mr. Pickles replaced my soap with a human face.

Mr. Pickles stole my vacuum.

Mr. Pickles!

Mr. Pickles!

Mr. Pickles!

Mr. Pickles!

Mr. Pickles!

Mr. Pickles!

Mr. Pickles.

Mr. Pickles. Dad?

Mr. Pickles. Hmm.

Mrs. Milton, back so s... Oh!

My arm sure is tired

My ball!

My ball!

My chest hurts.

My feet, legs... Plugged hair follicles into my

Mythical creatures is more like space goblins or the cheese man!

Nice doggy! I didn't see nothing!

Nice doing business with ya!

No one's ever gonna believe you saw bigfoot. That's why it's the perfect

No, I'm telling you, I don't mind working father's day!

No, my boy made a mess, and he's gonna clean it up... with

No, no, mermaids is real. I seent one in a river.

No, no, no, no, no. I want you to act like my son.

No, thanks, honey. Come on, Tommy.

No!

No!

No!

No! Hey!

No! I wanna play the game! Aah!

No! It can't be!

No! No!

No! The cheeseman...

No?!

Noooo!

Not now, grandpa!

Not only does Miravac 2000

Now go.

Now let's get your Sally back so we can

Now that Todd's out, we can be together.

Now you know the truth!

Now you'll finaly see! He's keeping prisoners in... huh?

Now, how about I go buy you some ice cream?

Now, how do you swim?!

Now, if you're thinking you can tell people you've seen me,

Now, this lavender will help with all your bites.

Now, what did I miss?

Now, what did you want to say to me?!

Now, what's this crime you needed to tell me about, huh?

Now, who wants real milk with their steak?

Nowadays, love is complicated, but when you really love

Number 1... set up a tent. Ahhh.

O one for whiskey, one for soda. Drink?

Of this seat belt

Oh, a lot of dogs are scared by vacuums.

Oh, and here! Five more visits, and your next job is free!

Oh, Betty, we have some fun.

Oh, boss! That was perfect

Oh, boy!

Oh, boy! My first baseball game! Maybe I can catch a ball.

Oh, come on, boy. Dad doesn't really want to spend

Oh, come on!

Oh, down, Mr. Pickles!

Oh, gosh!

Oh, I'm not cool anymore. ♪ and I'm feeling bad ♪

Oh, it's fake.

Oh, looks like you missed a spot.

Oh, Mr. Pickles!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God. Kiss my wife! Kiss my wife!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no! ♪ But be careful ♪

Oh, no! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Oh, no! Gertie has passed on!

Oh, no! It's the cheeseman!

Oh, one more thing!

Oh, something about this pie doesn't taste right to me.

Oh, thank you! This is the best father's day since...

Oh, Tommy! Uh...

Oh, uh... Actually, let's go another way

Oh, we used to have such fun! I'll tell you what.

Oh, whoa! Yay!

Oh, wow, you got a lot of stuff in there.

Oh, yeah! Okay, stay here, kid.

Oh, you naughty, little fish! Huh?

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Father? You came back!

Oh! Oh, yeah!

Oh! Oh! Whoa, oh! Ooh!

Oh! Oops!

Oh! Possums! Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Oh! Some berries! One of the things on my list is

Oh! What the... oh, no! Back hair!

Oh! What's that? don't touch that!

Oh. Excuse me

Ohh.

Okay, I'll tell him.

Okay, let's find some firewood.

Okay, okay, I'm ready! Here it comes!

Okay, okay, let me explain. I was born Vito Pizzarelli.

Okay, son

Okay!

Okay!

Okay. Ah.

Okay. It's over that way, past the

Okay. Okay.

Okay. The truth is..

Okay. Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Old town featherheads. Rename the team "old town

Only I know the real truth!

Only one more thing on our list... "see a shooting star."

Ooh, ow. These things fight!

Oops!

Organization, and the feds put me in the

Ow! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Peace... of ass.

Peanuts! Get your peanuts! And cocaine.

Pipe down!

Please deal with reality. And here's the pitch!

Real name being Vito Pizzarelli...

Recharge? Oh, maybe the baby needs some milk!

Remember the time he told us Mr. Pickles forced him to wear

Remember, no new dents on my truck!

Ridiculous! Now I'm leaving!

Right about everything!

Right this way.

S01E02 Father's Day Pie

S01E03 Foul Ball

S01E04 The Cheeseman

S01E05 Dead Man's Curve

Sadly, he'll go down in history as a murderer

Sally Wilton. Oh, she had me all doll dizzy.

Salutations, young Tommy! How you doing to... damn, Tommy!

Say no more! I know just the job

Screw you, jerk!

See you back at camp!

Seriously, forget about it. They will murder us both.

Shake a baby now!

Shake a baby, do birds fly?

Shake a baby, does Suzie love me?

She's 119 years young, and we are honored to have her here

She's old, and her milk's going bad.

Sheriff, there's a horrific crime!

Sheriff! There's been a murder at the

Shh. Quiet. Look over here.

Show me where he is. I can't believe I'm following you

Sighting of a protected witness, the feds gave snitches new

Sink fight!

Sir, space Nazis are trying to blow up Mars!

Sir, the prince of saturn has

Sir, you dropped this! Here you go!

Situations, the black guy always dies first!

Skin, and I became the mythical creature known as "bigfoot" and

Sleeping on our farm this morning.

Smell your armpits... I mean, make poop... I mean, I want to

So how'd you get down here?

So I want you to sit in my office today.

So I'm gonna hit the best foul ball anybody's ever seen!

So if you see a man with cheese for skin, it could be...

So you shut up! Anyway, you hit this ball right

So, like I said, good luck with that.

So, today, we're gonna do all

So?

Someone how much they love you, you must hurt them... badly.

Someone, just tell them how you feel.

Sorry for the mess.

Sorry, boys! Mr. Pickles beat us to it.

Sorry, everybody. We're not together.

Sorry, folks. Campground's closed.

Sorry, Tommy.

Sounds like a job for astronaut dolphin detective.

Space goblin killed the space prince!

Stanley Goodman, how could you!

Stanley never made it in to work.

Stanley, you're out of control!

Stay grounded, grandpa.

Still tied at 0 0... also the number of times my wife has

Stop, there's his truck over there!

Store was closed for some reason.

Stupid white people"! Ay, what up, dog?!

Successful camping is to have a list of activities.

Sum with collectors.

Suppose, in order to undermine the credibility of any

Suzie, I wanted to tell you something. I love you.

Suzie! I got a job! Will you marry ...

Table fight! Wall fight!

Take it off! Take it off!

Team again? It's okay.

Tell Goodman under there to get to work!

Tell him what you saw at the lake.

Tell the deer I said goodbye.

Thank you people for accepting me for who I am.

That ball could be worth a lot of money

That ball doesn't look like it's going foul.

That dead possum like a diaper?

That dog sure is one smart son of a gun!

That dog's trying to break in again!

That grandpa sure is crazy. But sheriff actually got some good moves.

That is one crazy, old naked man!

That type of a thing

That ugly kid has the ball.

That was foul ball 29,999 for Fouler.

That's a great idea!

That's a jockstrap!

That's his glove!

That's not fruit. It's a spider egg sac!

That's the best thing anybody has ever..

The black guy doesn't die. Wait! These are poisonous!

The black guy doesn't die. Wait! These are poisonous!

The cheese melted into his skin.

The cheeseman is rea..

The cheeseman is real!

The cheeseman killed Veronica!

The kid is back! Oh!

The kid?! We thought you were dead

The kid?! You lookin' gross!

The next one could fetch a hefty

The pie thief must be close!

The right amount of mwah!

The secret's out!

The things that fathers and sons do together.

The vacuum to the movies! Bye!

The what?

Then a robed man popped out of a cake.

Then he put me in a truck with a bunch of body parts

Then why did you ask me?

Then you can drink the soda and fill it with free ketchup,

There and hit him in the face with this pie.

There goes my cheating husband with that skank!

There he is! Aah!

There you are, boy. Come on!

There you are! Good boy!

There you are! Good boy!

There you are! I've been looking for...

There's been a murder!

There's no dogs allow... ow!

These are our seats... foul ball territory.

These woods, taking revenge on campers.

They call it that 'cause it's a curve.

They call me "the kid" 'cause back then,

They forced me to rat on the entire Gabagoolie criminal

They're crawling into my eyes!

Thing I know! Only I know!

Things sure have changed. Oh, no!

This is really nice, dad.

This is some bullsh...

This is the boss.

This land is on top of an ancient indian burial ground

This looks like the perfect situation for observation

This should take pressure off your leg.

This to me! Last night, I saw Mr. Pickles

To do everything around here... milk the cow, feed the pigs,

To me, and it's the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Today, the old town featherheads take on the southville worms!

Told me she loves me. And that's strike two!

Tommy, all I've ever hit was foul balls,

Tommy, the secret to

Tommy, what are you doing?! Stay over there!

Tommy!

Traffic. Well, here we go.

Tree during a lightning storm. The tree could fall on you.

Tree with that pentagram carved into it.

Turned to selling his body for alcohol.

Two tickets to a baseball game, okay?

Ugh! Owwwwwwww!

Ugh! Why'd you do that, huh?! Why'd you do that, son?!

Ugh.

Uh oh!

Uh, but I'd rather spend the day with my son.

Uh, no, thanks. It is quiet over here.

Uh, see, that is true! Birds don't fly!

Uh, that was not good, but damn, that boy got some

Uh, uh, uh, h how about this shake a baby, huh?!

Uh, you want me to act like your father?

Uh... Uh, somebody stole a... pie?

Um, how did you, you know, uh ...

Very valuable collectibles. Perhaps I could take care of

Wait, what's he doing now?!

Wanda make a friend!

Wanna trade?

Watch TV show together, I tell them you ****d me.

We can expose Mr. Pickles together!

We decided we'd race for her heart.

We don't want anybody to think mom's not doing her job.

We have to go tell the sheriff!

We shouldn't be bringing him with us.

We'll do anything.

We're off to check out the racecourse, mom!

Well, here's your father's day card... dad.

Well, I guess I could go for a little while.

Well, I know something you could do instead.

Well, I learned from the best.

Well, it's, uh, nice to see you outside the office.

Well, Mr. Pickles, I guess nobody will give me a job

Well, nobody wants to tailgate with a guy who's been

Well, that's why we're gonna dig this up,

Well, then you can come home and meet my Suzie!

Well, who's gonna get the reward?

Well, why not?

What a chump! Yay!

What a turtle was!

What are you doing, man?! Stop it!

What is it, girl? Is it time for the birth?

What it would be like if I didn't have a job.

What it's like if I don't do my job

What would I do without you, honey?

What, do you hate America?

What? I was just..

What?! That dog was gonna cut your head off.

Whee!

Whee! Uh oh!

Where's Mr. Pickles?!

Where's the ball, boy?

Where's the cheeseman?

Whew, glad I wore a helmet.

White man come with iron buffalo.

Who's too nice now? Die, you cheating ... holy smokes!

Whoa ho ho!

Whoa, what's this?

Whoa, whoa! Huh?