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Central Intelligence (2016) Soundboard

Central Intelligence (2016) Soundboard

"Central Intelligence" is a hilarious action-comedy film released in 2016 that leaves audiences in splits throughout its runtime. Directed by Rawson Marshall Thurber, the movie tells the story of two former high school classmates who reunite after many years and find themselves embroiled in an international espionage mission.

The film features an outstanding cast, led by the dynamic duo of Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart. Johnson portrays Robby Weirdicht, a once overweight and bullied high school student who has transformed into a muscular, confident CIA agent. Hart plays Calvin Joyner, a former popular athlete turned accountant who yearns for his glory days. The chemistry between Johnson and Hart is impeccable, as their comedic timing and banter provide non-stop laughter.

Other notable cast members include Amy Ryan as Agent Pamela Harris, the no-nonsense CIA agent who recruits Calvin for the mission, and Danielle Nicolet as Maggie, Calvin's supportive and loving wife. The film also includes appearances by Aaron Paul, Jason Bateman, and Ryan Hansen, who add to the comedic charm of the movie.

Filled with action-packed sequences and hilarious moments, "Central Intelligence" takes viewers on a thrilling ride. The plot follows Robby as he seeks Calvin's help to uncover a global conspiracy, where the two become entangled in a web of danger and intrigue. With their starkly contrasting personalities and complementary skill sets, Robby and Calvin form an unlikely but hilarious team as they navigate through unpredictable situations.

The movie's screenplay, written by Ike Barinholtz, David Stassen, and Rawson Marshall Thurber, strikes a perfect balance between action and comedy. It cleverly blends witty one-liners with exciting chase scenes and unexpected plot twists, keeping audiences engaged and entertained.

The film's soundtrack, composed by Theodore Shapiro, adds to the overall experience with its energetic and upbeat tunes. From catchy pop tracks to intense orchestral pieces, the music perfectly complements the film's various moods and enhances the on-screen action. With its memorable score, the soundtrack further immerses viewers into the world of "Central Intelligence."

For those eager to relive the hilarity or experience it for the first time, "Central Intelligence" can be enjoyed by playing and downloading it here. With its all-star cast, brilliant writing, and thrilling action sequences, this 2016 release stands as one of the most entertaining action-comedies of recent years. So grab some popcorn, settle into your favorite spot, and get ready to laugh your way through this unforgettable adventure.

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AGENT HARRIS: After he stole the satellite encryption codes
AGENT STAN: (INTO COMM) Target's fled
AGENT: He's got a hostage!
All right, babe, I'll see you later.
All right, let's go!
All right. Before this whole thing goes down,
All right. We're clear.
All teams be advised, we're Oscar Mike with the bait.
ALL: (CHANTING) Golden Jet! Golden Jet! Golden Jet!
Allow me to properly introduce myself.
And apparently he's in town for the high school reunion.
And I don't care.
And I will never let you down again, I promise.
And I'll sue your ass, and take your fanny pack away.
And if he succeeds, it's gonna spark a chain reaction of geopolitical events
And if I had to hear another goddamned story
And if I'd had one of these bad boys back then,
And it's realizing that, in life,
And shoot somebody?
And there's a wolf boy
And we'll turn over the satellite codes together.
And, hey, between me and you,
Answering the What are you doing now? question.
Back the fuck up!
Being the hero of your own story
Bob Stone has no siblings, or parents, or family of any kind
Bob, Bob, Bob!
Bob, hey, hey!
Bob!
Bottom line, are you in or you out?
Bottom line, I have no allegiance to this man.
But dealing with Bob, day after day, was the hard part.
But he changed his name to Bob Stone
But if it works, it'll be a totally boss story.
But Maggie went to law school, I kept changing jobs.
But my personal friend.
But that's okay.
But then, by the end,
But within the box that I have, I go nuts. You'll be surprised.
But you're worth a lot of money, Bob, dead or alive.
But, since you have escalated this whole scenario
Can I say something first?
Come on, baby. Step over.
Come on, Jet, listen. Come on, come on, Jet!
Come on, man. Let's get out of here
Come on, man. You get to kill people for a living
Did you just fake this whole thing?
Does anything about that look normal to you?
Drive, drive!
Dude, that was amazing!
Dumber than ever, I guess!
Exactly.
Excuse me! What..
For conspiracy to commit treason.
For what you did for me that day
Freeze, Bob! Hands on your head!
Fuck you!
God!
Golden Jet flip.
Golden Jet!
Has that place surveilled up the yin yang.
He wants me to clear my conscience
He's just a little weird kid that I knew in high school.
He's lying to you.
Here she comes! Let me tell you something...
Here, Jet! Get him!
Hey, I gotta tell you
Hey, if I wanted to get one of those ice teas
Hey, if there's ever anything I can do for you, just say the word
Hey, now!
Hold on
How can you accidentally pistol whip somebody
How dare you!
How long do you think he's been there?
Huh!
I am...
I did.
I didn't say it because I wasn't in my box,
I didn't trick you, you offered to help me.
I don't have any friends.
I don't think he does.
I don't wanna talk about me and Maggie and myself.
I feel like I needed this, you know?
I gotta watch this.
I just thought that maybe a facing your own death situation
I just want to say how truly sorry I am
I keep it pitch black, just like Vin Diesel
I know you're like,
I know, but they think you're in.
I mean, high school wasn't easy for me, man.
I never said that I was in.
I promised myself I wouldn't do this
I really appreciate the help, Trevor.
I said no!
I sat there, I'm looking at him...
I should've been the one on that elevator, not Phil.
I should've!
I was like, That's not a good line. But it was!
I wasn't expecting this at all.
I wore prescription pants every day.
I'm an idiot, babe.
I'm gonna get us a plane.
I'm in the CIA
I'm just catching up with an old friend from high school.
I'm nervous. Don't bullshit me!
I'm not gonna stop until you do The Golden Jet flip!
I'm pressing the time out button
I'm sorry for that
I'm sorry, man.
I'mma cut the line right now!
I've been thinking about this a lot, Trevor.
If 18 year old me could see me now,
In the eighth grade, I ran track. It was my first race.
In the gym? Remember that?
Including a banana.
Inflatable gorilla out in front of it.
Is far more dangerous than just your bare hands alone,
Is none other than your very own
It is my pleasure to announce that the winner
It is. It absolutely is.
It makes so much more sense to me now.
It was awful, Cal.
It's called dating, grandma. Look it up.
It's okay. Good to see you.
It's something that I've regretted every single day.
It's the only thing that makes sense.
Jenny, get the Windex! And security for this one.
Jet, help! (CHOKING)
Jet!
Just as much as she is on the outside.
Just doing my job.
Kiss the ring a bit?
Let me in! Let me in! Let me in! Go, Bob!
Look at you! This is like a total transformation.
Look out, Bob!
Mmm mmm. I mean, it's a little weird, but whatever.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, yeah
Mmm. Mmm mmm mmm.
Mr
Mr. Joyner, Bob Stone is The Black Badger.
My life has been completely different. Okay?
No
No one else can be!
No, I don't think that's where it's from
No, it's not. It's...
No, man, I'm not helping you!
No!
No.
No. No, it's not
Not cool, man. Not cool.
Not when the money originates from an offshore account.
Now, hand me the firearm
Oh
Oh, hey.
Oh, I got spinny.
Oh, my Oh!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, no hard feelings at all, Pam. (CHUCKLES)
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, wait. It's not happening up here.
Oh! Oh!
Okay, and send
Okay, I am scared, okay?
Okay, okay. That's a great idea, Jet.
Okay.
One,
Phil was Bob's partner of six years.
President of the drama club
Screw those guys, anyway. They're way too corporate.
Simmer down, Ant Man.
So are you.
So he just started bopping his head, and he stood there?
So I'll spare you the dramatics.
So let me exclude myself.
So, I got one question to ask.
Some of you might remember that day.
Sorry. I'm sorry
Sounding like a dead ass pigeon.
Stay right there, man. Don't you take another step.
Still a scared little bitch
Stupid.
Talk about caterpillar to the butterfly...
Thank you
That was my plan the whole time. So...
That's how this whole thing started
That's my biggest weakness! I can't make bird noises.
The Black Badger was never there.
The codes.
The decisions that we make after that are all up to us.
The extraction tools?
The most important thing that you can be
The new homecoming king
The Oscar goes to Trevor Olson.
The sound of me not going.
There's a lot of things that you don't know about me, Maggie.
There's Darla McGuckian
They were going to hurt Maggie.
This brings back so many memories.
This guy, here, he was gonna...
This has gotta stop! Okay?
This is like the Guinness Book of Golden Jet Records right there
This is not a game.
This man is a CIA agent,
This whole thing was done on purpose.
To that girl that you liked in high school?
Total classic. It's my favorite all time movie
Trevor.
Um..
Until we arrive.
Wait, what?
Wait.
Watch out!
We used to sneak off every lunch hour
We're going down, Jet! There's nothing I can do!
Well, as we all know, this is our last assembly,
Well, you gotta close your eyes first.
Well... Uh...
What are you doing?
What did you do? Come on, give it to me.
What do you mean kinda cool? Ain't no kinda cool
What the hell was that?
What?
What?
What're you writing in your book?
Where did you
Where the hell have you been? Why did you get out of a helicopter?
Which means this is the last time in front of you guys
Which one is it?
Who the hell is that? Who is that? Bob?
Who's Bob Stone? That sounds like a fake name.
Whoo!
Why wouldn't Bob just go sell the satellite encryption codes himself?
Would say if he could see you like this?
Wow. I...
Yeah, well, depends on who you ask
Yeah, well, I need a second.
Yeah. Kawasaki 800!
Yes.
You betrayed your nation, Bob.
You can't go with me. The smarter play is if we split up.
You did it, big guy!
You got him over here. That is me.
You guys order an Uber?
You guys will be missing out on a big one.
You guys, I want to say sorry to.
You just sent a dick pic.
You know how hurt I would be?
You know I can't do that, Pam.
You look amazing!
You look like Hercules or somebody.
You wanna know why your pal Bob could never have been The Black Badger?
You would? You would do that for me?
You're Something's not right.
You're gonna need it! He's in here!
You're like Taylor Swift and whoever she's dating right now.
You're my only friend, Calvin.
You're not even Robbie Wheirdicht. You're Bob Stone!
Your junk is out.
Your name's Golden Jeff? Hi, Jeff.
Your wife is not fulfilled in your relationship.
(BONES CRACKING) Oh, God!
(ENGINE SPUTTERING) Hold on, wait, wait... What's going on?
(LOCK RATTLES) (LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES)
(PANTING) (TIRES SCREECHING)
(SOFTLY) Golden Jet! No, stop it
(TIRES SQUEAL) (CAR HORN HONKING)
Didn't she have a lazy eye or something? Two of 'em.
Down, down, get down! Move, move, move!
Freeze, Bob! Sorry about this, guys
He's in the stairwell, two flights down! Move, move!
I got it, Jet. It's okay. It's okay
I said, Go fuck yourself, Jim. Yeah.
I'll be right back. Okay.
I'll do one. All right!
I'm not in! I am not in! I get it.
I'm sorry, Jet. Leave it. I got it.
Is that Darla McGuckian? Yeah.
It's not real
Maggie, you (DOOR OPENS)
Man, somebody's sitting here. Move your meat, lose your seat.
My gosh, you look the same. You do too.
No! No, it's not cool! Cool.
Oh, God! Show us your hands!
Oh, hey, cool. Yeah.
Oh, my MAGGIE: What is that?
Oh, shit! Really quickly...
Pick up the phone. Pick up the phone. (LINE RINGS)
Really? Yes!
Sit down! Sit down! Okay, okay, okay
Small. Yeah.
Stop it. Calvin Joyner!
Sunshine. Happy.
What? What'd you just (LAUGHS)
Which one is it? You want me to do it for you?
Yeah, Bob! Go, Bob!
Yeah. Then my life
You just said it. What's going on here? (LAUGHS)
You still ride? (ALARM BLARING)
You're in my fucking video! I'm pissed off.
You're like a snack size Denzel. Okay. Stop it, stop it, stop it.
(ALL CHEERING AND LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGH)
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
(BOB BREATHING HEAVILY)
(BOB CONTINUES GROANING)
(BOB CONTINUES GROANING)
(BOB CONTINUES SINGING)
(BOB SIGHS)
(BONE CRACKING)
(BREATHING DEEPLY) Bob is The Black Badger.
(CELL PHONE BUZZING)
(CHUCKLES) It's just nice.
(COMPUTER CHIMES)
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
(DOOR BEEPS)
(EXHALES) Come on.
(GAGS)
(GASPS)
(GROANING)
(GROANS)
(GRUNTING)
(HISSING)
(KNOCKING CONTINUES)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHS) Hilarious.
(MEN GROANING)
(MOUTHING) Act natural.
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
(MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
(PEOPLE SCREAM)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMS) I'm just kidding. This is my friend.
(SHOUTS) Check out my Weird Dick!
(SIGHS) I found the Lord Almighty.
(SLOWLY) Shit.
(SOFTLY) Come on.
(STAMMERS) You think Mr. T and Sting were born with those names?
(TIRES SCREECHING)

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