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Central Intelligence (2016)

Central Intelligence (2016)

Central Intelligence is a hilarious action-comedy film released in 2016. Directed by Rawson Marshall Thurber, the movie stars Dwayne Johnson as Bob Stone, a former bullied geek turned muscle-bound CIA agent, and Kevin Hart as Calvin Joyner, a mild-mannered accountant who unwillingly gets caught up in Bob's undercover operation. The unlikely duo embarks on a thrilling adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, as they navigate through espionage and danger.

With its fast-paced plot, laugh-out-loud moments, and the brilliant on-screen chemistry between Johnson and Hart, Central Intelligence became a huge hit among audiences worldwide. The movie showcases the perfect blend of action and comedy, making it suitable for an entertaining movie night.

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A few years ago...
A figment of his imagination,
A lot of you probably even laughed.
A series of domestic dummy accounts for some reason.
About Calvin The Golden Jet Joyner
About three weeks ago, an enemy of the state
About what Trevor and those guys did to you back then.
About your contact with Agent Stone.
Accidents!
Actually, honey,
After The Black Badger stole the satellite encryption codes,
After this Yeah, okay!
Agent Harris had me go dark
Agent Harris, I don't know this man.
AGENT HARRIS: (ON SPEAKER) Okay. You have it your way.
AGENT: Go, go!
Ah, nah.
Ah, you don't wanna do that, Jet.
Ain't America great?
Ain't that right, Jet?
AKA Bob Stone, AKA Bob Golden, AKA Bob Jet,
Alert Charlie team.
All right, bye.
All right, cool. Yeah, come on!
All right, everybody, settle down. Settle down!
All right, guys. We're seniors now.
All right, here's the dilly o, Jet.
All right, Jet.
All right, let's You're not
All right, Mr. Joyner. Prove it.
All right?
All right.
All right.
All right. Bummer for you.
All right. Don't be nervous.
All right. I just did one thing.
All right. I'm gonna need your improv skills.
All right. That's our cue, guys!
All ties are cut.
All you gotta do is call me on the encrypted phone
All you gotta do is get out of this car
All you gotta do is plug those digits into the GPS, and boom!
ALL: (CHANTING) Golden Jet! Golden Jet! Golden Jet!
ALL: Robbie! Robbie! Robbie!
Along certain preapproved parameters that are given to me.
Also, she wants to have a baby.
Am I clear?
An accountant? Really?
An everyday Joe.
And Boy Scout Bob is gonna spend his life in prison.
And embarrassed.
And have a rational conversation with Bob
And he needs to apologize.
And he said, Do your due diligence in getting this dick where it's got to go.
And he taught me what it means to be the hero of your own story.
And he wants me to ask for forgiveness.
And he'll understand.
And he's trying to sell you bogus plans.
And how awesome you were in high school
And how you were this big idiot's best friend,
And I am the real Black Badger.
And I don't know if the person on the other end
And I just froze up.
And I just have no excuse for what I did to you.
And I just pretty much ignore it.
And I know you have a lot of friends,
And I need you to get us the hell out of here right now. Do you hear me?
And I pray about it.
And I was gonna be like Molly Ringwald.
And I will become Maggie.
And I work through it in individual therapy as well as group,
And I'll never be like Molly Ringwald.
And I'm sorry for what I did?
And if he leaves, you lose.
And is presently in possession of highly classified state secrets
And it would have gone crazy viral, a zillion hits.
And it'll all be over tonight.
And it's another thing that I've had to live with every single day.
And it's rude when you don't accept it
And Jake Ryan picked her up in that red Porsche.
And jerk anyone off in the parking lot.
And Jimmy Longballs called me. He's going to be hanging.
And judging by this clock, here,
And make out under the gym bleachers.
And maybe if they saw someone sooner, they would still be married.
And now,
And once we get those diplomas,
And she's so hot and bothered about pinning this whole thing on you.
And suddenly be able to kick my ass.
And that big dummy bought it.
And that's what you guys look for. Hmm?
And that's Will you...
And the bank transaction numbers will give us the where.
And The Honey Badger doesn't give a shit.
And the name is Bob Stone, bitch!
And the only thing I want to say to you
And The Rock...
And the senior voted Most Likely to Succeed.
And then go jerk each other in the parking lot?
And then I shoved it way down deep.
And thetan free since 2003.
And they did not bring it in a Playmate lunch cooler.
And those aren't the encryption codes,
And we are going to go through this the****utic process...
And we don't listen to what anyone tells us, right?
And we would've had a really cool moment,
And we're not gonna leave until he apologizes.
And when to make the exchange.
And you accepted?
And you already got a dope ass code name, The Golden Jet! What?
And you basically save the entire free world,
And you chose to be an international CIA spy.
And you gave me your letterman's jacket!
And you respond however you're moved to from here.
And you, too, Calvin!
And you're the only one in this whole world that I trust.
And, after he peaked, his life went like this...
And, after that, Bob went rogue.
And, ever since then,
And, in his infinite wisdom,
And, trust me, when this whole thing is said and done
Anything else, please.
Anything for a couple of fellow Centaurs.
Are you familiar with Facebook?
Are you getting hot? Because I'm getting hot.
Are you kidding me? I'm not helping you.
Are you kidding? What?
Are you nervous, Mr. Joyner?
Are you not a super tool?
Are you quite well?
Are you there?
Are you upset that your friend turned you in?
As a man, you don't want big hips, especially in high school.
As long as As long Shit!
As long as Bob Stone is in the building, no one's safe.
At every stage, at every step.
At least you found the handle.
Aw, whoopsie.
Aw. What's the matter, Bob?
Aw. You're so sweet.
Babe, Calvin, this is Dr. Dan.
Babe, I'm not staring
Babe, why is Dr. Dan with you?
Be you!
Because he's about to whoop your ass, that's why.
Because I don't have a bulletproof vest and I don't have a gun!
Because I thought that was kind of mean. I don't know.
Because I thought you would go, I'm in, Bob!
Because in a black market blind bidding situation,
Because my sister in law had a heart transplant last year
Because that makes me look guilty.
Because we went out and had drinks last night.
Because what you're probably thinking is not what happened.
Because you kind of sound like Ray Liotta at the end of Goodfellas.
Besides, everybody makes mistakes.
Bingo. I'm in.
Bob became obsessed with a ghost,
Bob betrayed Phil.
Bob Stone is a dangerous psychotic.
Bob Stone!
Bob Stone?
Bob, calm down, okay? Listen to me.
Bob, come on. Do what you did in the bar.
Bob, get up and whoop his ass.
Bob, Harris is The Black Badger!
Bob, I don't know what it is that you're into
Bob, that was amazing! I've never seen anything like that!
Bob, you gotta keep your voice down!
BOB: Calvin?
BOB: Calvin. Is that you?
BOB: Fanny!
BOB: He knew we were coming, so he set a trap.
BOB: I don't know, CJ.
BOB: Let's roll.
BOB: Okay.
BOB: Phil was my partner, my teammate
BOB: Yello?
Bob!
Bob! Bob!
Bob! Bob! Bob!
Bob! Harris is The...
Bob. (SIGHS) Damn it.
Bob...
Bob's last forced psych eval
BOTH: Here we are shooting Central Intelligence.
Boy, 50 50 shot. You missed that.
Boy, he's still a scared little bitch.
Bro, are you seriously gonna go there, bro?
Buddy, you and me both.
Bug out bag, courtesy of the CIA.
But first, without further ado...
But I can promise you all this...
But I didn't have many friends back then.
But I don't.
But I got to really go, babe.
But I kinda just got fired.
But I want most of it to be bourbon What is that called?
But I wasn't successful with that.
But I'll take it as a compliment.
But if you're out, you're out.
But in the meantime, we gotta get those encryption codes
But right now, Agent Harris and her taskforce
But that doesn't give me the right to take it out on somebody
But the truth is, with all the heat that you have coming down on you,
But then he kinda lost his way, midway through
But this is not a...
But those books are cool, right? Vampires!
But to everybody, including me, you'll always just be the fat kid.
But until we clear our names, there's no going home.
But what I do know is that
But when you shot me to get Phil to confess
But you kinda ruined the whole thing.
But you know what I'm trying to do.
But you're dead.
But you're not going to press the button, right?
But your hair's changed. You used to wear it curlier.
But, instead of filters,
But, it shouldn't be a problem. We just give this guy
By bringing what I can only assume
Bye bye now.
Bye, Bob.
Calvin Joyner, Accounting.
Calvin Joyner, everybody,
Calvin Joyner, forensic accountant, at your service.
Calvin Joyner, president of the Drama Club for a reason, folks!
Calvin The Golden Jet Joyner! Come on!
Calvin, here, thought you were The Black Badger.
Calvin, honey? Hello?
Calvin, honey? Hello?
Calvin, it's our 20 year high school reunion.
Calvin, this is a very safe place. Please, sit down.
Calvin, with this particular transgression,
Calvin, you be Calvin
Calvin, you're next.
CALVIN: (STAMMERS) Hey, I, um
CALVIN: All right. Uh...
CALVIN: Get it off!
CALVIN: He doesn't.
CALVIN: Oh!
CALVIN: Oh.
CALVIN: Way to go, Bob!
CALVIN: What are you doing?
CALVIN: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, Bob! Slow, slow, slow!
CALVIN: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
CALVIN: Whoa!
CALVIN: You know... There's no problem, man.
Calvin! I got your text and came right over.
Calvin. It's me, Bob.
Can see me not accept it. That's why I accepted.
Can you just get out of my face?
Can't you just get us the transaction number?
Car, car, car!
Carlos Nagasaki, the Mexican eggroll. He's going to be there.
Celebrating that I'm hanging with the coolest kid in high school.
Celebrating what?
Check it out. The universe provides.
CJ, I totally understand.
Clear as shit.
Codenamed The Black Badger
Come here, Jet. That was a trachea. (GROANS)
Come here.
Come on, Bob. Let's go!
Come on, hit me!
Come on, I need to know.
Come on, let's roll.
Come on, man!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Stay with me, please.
Congratulations on that promotion, man.
Congratulations.
Cool?
Corner office, the whole deal.
Creamer's in the fridge. What?
Cut the shit!
Damn it!
Damn, man.
Damn.
Darla, hi. Calvin.
Did he get hit by a bus or ripped apart by dogs
Did you see that, Bob?
Didn't he join the military or something?
Didn't he used to be your assistant?
Didn't she used to have a lazy eye?
DIRECTOR: Cut! The fire department's here.
DIRECTOR: Okay, for real this time.
Distraction.
Do it now!
Do we have a Bob Stone?
Do you know how Phil died?
Do you know what happens when people split up, Bob?
Do you know...
Do you understand that?
Do you wanna move tables? I know this kind of sucks.
Does that sound like a bird to you? Huh?
Don't do it.
Don't do that. Don't do that to me.
Don't I know it. I know it.
Don't move!
Don't shoot me! Shoot him!
Don't shoot!
Don't shoot!
Don't shoot!
Don't tell my wife shit. Got it.
Don't tell your wife shit.
Don't worry, it'll be over quick.
Down here became a disappointment.
Down.
Drop your weapon, Bob.
Drop your weapons!
Dropped the whole bag. The guy caught me.
Dude, this is amazing! I'm so happy for you!
Dude, where'd you get this from?
Dude, you don't have to be a dick about it.
Endangering the lives of all these innocent people,
Especially in the middle of this standoff. I shouldn't be here!
Ethan got promoted?
Everything worked out.
Everything's fine.
Exactly that kind of information.
Excuse me!
Excuse me. Excuse me!
Excuse you, too.
Eyes are closed.
Fanny!
Farts or just air.
Fat Robbie made good.
Finally, young ladies and young gentlemen,
Fine.
Fine. I'll give you these fists.
First of all, fuck Mark Zuckerberg, all right?
First reported by his partner, Phil, three weeks ago.
For a long time before they got divorced.
For being rad as shit.
For everyone
For reals, for reals. Go ahead, man.
For reals?
For the Central High School Centaurs, Class of 1996 is...
For the last 20 years straight.
For the moment you've all been waiting for,
For what happened, you know.
For what?
Forget it.
Freaking out.
Freeze!
From that auction site on your computer last night.
From the countdown on your computer.
From ugly duckling into swan.
From, you know, the file.
Fuck Patrick Swayze!
Fuck that! It ain't gonna happen.
Fuck you, Bob!
Fuck you, fat boy.
Fuck you!
Fuck!
Get back in your office now!
Get behind me, Mr. Joyner.
Get him, Agent! Hit him with the stick!
Get in.
Get Larry on it.
Get over that movie.
Get the extraction tools.
Get your asshole off my door! That's it!
Give it to me.
Give me two minutes, sit down.
Give me your keycard!
Glad to see you haven't changed a bit.
Go ahead and grab that encrypted phone in there.
Go ahead. There you go.
Go on, get your rock hard ass up there.
Go show them what you got.
Go, go!
Go. Go on, and I'll just see you there, okay?
God, I love that guy.
God, man, look at you! You've lost, like, 200 pounds!
God, this is so crazy, man.
God.
Going to your router.
Golden Jet for the win! (LAUGHS)
Golden Jet!
Golden Jet! Yeah, it's my baby.
Golden Jet.
Good for him, man.
Good God, you're dumb!
Good news is we heard her, guys.
Good night, Jet.
Got on 95, threw it out the window.
Gotta love strippers. So dirty.
Great distraction, man!
Great job at getting them out of here, Jet.
Guys, my name's Lexi.
Guys, this isn't a good idea. You know what?
Hamlet.
Harris is The Black Badger!
Harris is The Black Badger!
Harris is The Black Badger!
Harris is The Black Badger!
Have fun with your friend!
Have you ever placed anything inside of Calvin's anus?
Have you had any contact with this man?
He couldn't breathe. (IMITATES CHOKING)
He got a banana!
He got a coffee pot!
He got the jump on us. Give me the key.
He is my favorite student.
He killed him to cover his tracks.
He listed in his personal references.
He makes no mistakes. Hmm?
He never came back to school after that, right?
He sent me a friend request.
He shot me.
He started calling The Black Badger.
He used to put Rice Krispies Treats in my locker.
He wants me to get something off my chest.
He wants to go to dinner tonight, and I kinda already said yes.
He was filled with drive and desire. I mean...
He was gonna conquer the world.
He'd probably think I was a total loser.
He's everybody's favorite all around guy...
He's fine. I'll get you some water in a little bit.
He's got a gun! He's got a gun!
He's got a plan for each and every one of us
He's got the codes!
He's in there! Bob's in there!
He's so nasty, he'll take them both.
Hear me? Now I don't care who betrayed who.
Hell, yeah! Dude, you want one?
Hello, Bob.
Hello, Calvin.
Hello, hey! Excuse me!
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? Calvin Joyner, Accounting.
Here come the waterworks.
Here he is, Bob Stone, huh!
Here it is. Here's your transaction number.
Here we go, Jet.
Here you go.
Here, buddy. Come on.
Here's the thing, though.
Here's the thing.
Here's your transaction number.
Hey, baby. I know. I'm sorry I'm late.
Hey, besides, it's only treason if we're wrong.
Hey, Bob, look, if you ever wanna talk, I'm here.
Hey, Bob!
Hey, Bob! Bob!
Hey, but listen, I don't wanna talk about me.
Hey, but listen, I just wanna thank you
Hey, Calvin, what are you doing now? I'm an accountant.
Hey, Calvin, you know, I need those accounting numbers back
Hey, did you shit yourself a little bit?
Hey, do you mind if I crash here?
Hey, forward that to me.
Hey, hey, hey! Goddamn it, Joyner!
Hey, hey! What're you doing with my phone?
Hey, how about this?
Hey, I need a plane.
Hey, I'm sorry I'm late. I couldn't find parking.
Hey, Jet!
Hey, just for the record,
Hey, let's get hammered.
Hey, Mags. Hey, I can't really talk right now, babe.
Hey, man, I just wanna say that I'm really sorry
Hey, man. I
Hey, not for nothing, but I never got that jacket back, man.
Hey, Phil.
Hey, sir, somebody's actually sitting there.
Hey, thanks for the jammies, Jet.
Hey, that's my car!
Hey, uh, Maggie.
Hey, wait. Whatever happened
Hey, what the shit, honey (GROANS)
Hey, you don't see the sweatshirt right here?
Hey, you play your chessboard however you like, okay?
Hey! How about a hand for Principal Kent, huh?
Hey! I got an idea. Let's roll. Here's my bike.
Hey! What the hell was that on that site?
Hey! What's up, guys?
Hey. Here, here, man.
Hi, Colin. Nice to meet you.
Hi, everybody!
Hi, no, no, it's okay. We got started without you.
Hi, Robbie.
Hi. You look so good.
His best friend.
His name's Snake Gyllenhaal.
Hit it, dick licker.
Hmm?
Hmm.
Hmm. What?
Hmm. What is it then?
Hold on. What's going on? Am I safe here?
Holy shit! Robbie Wheirdicht?
Honestly, if my mom was into white guys, it would be you.
Honey, black people don't go to therapy.
Honey, I want every single girl
Honey, that's not fair.
HOSTESS: Attention, por favor.
How about you say...
How are transaction numbers gonna help us find out where the bad guys are?
How are you not the hero of your own story?
How can I How can I what?
How cool is that?
How could I forget you?
How could you hit your wife?
How did Bob Stone win homecoming king?
How did you do that?
How did you do that?
How did you do that? Where'd you learn that stuff?
How do I get your attention? Make a bird call?
How do you think I got the name Golden Jet at high school?
How long has it been since I saw you?
Huh?
Huh? Prove me wrong.
I ain't in this shit, okay?
I almost forgot that I wasn't in the fucking CIA!
I am made of questions right now.
I am really, really 100% out!
I am The Black Badger.
I am.
I can fix this whole thing.
I can no longer, in good conscience, walk away
I can't believe I'm having a sleepover at Calvin Joyner's house right now.
I can't believe you remember me.
I can't do it without you, Jet.
I can't hear you.
I can't say I'm not disappointed, Jet,
I can't. I already made plans for tonight, baby.
I can't. I'm taking my wife to lunch today, so...
I cut the shit!
I cut them, so this is me and you.
I did it, and I wish to God that I had not done it.
I did the thing! I did the thing, Bob!
I didn't even ask you, man. What do you do for work?
I didn't even know you could fight!
I do not trust him at all. As a matter of fact,
I do not want to do this.
I don't believe a word you're saying.
I don't even know what's going on with me right now.
I don't get it.
I don't have no shit in my system.
I don't know if you know this,
I don't know the sound that that thing makes,
I don't know what happened in there,
I don't know what path life is gonna take me on.
I don't know what the hell you expect
I don't know what to say.
I don't know why I thought
I don't know. (LAUGHS)
I don't know. I just did it, man.
I don't know. I just did it, man.
I don't know. I've never seen that before.
I don't like bullies.
I don't like bullies.
I don't like splitting my fees.
I don't mind at all, if you wanna
I don't need it.
I don't want to end up like my parents.
I don't... No, I don't think...
I got a plan.
I got a surprise for you.
I got an early day at work, so I'll probably
I got an idea. Let's do shots!
I got one question for the graduating class of 1996
I got to go. Just give me a second, man!
I got two at home. I'll hook you up.
I gotta keep the line clear. I love you. Bye, I gotta go.
I gotta tell you folks, after 40 years as an educator,
I guess we missed that one.
I hacked into the votes on the flight in.
I had a guy tell me the other day,
I had no idea that your life with me
I had no idea you could do that.
I had the same bike in high school, man.
I had to. I didn't have a choice.
I hate to break it to you,
I have no idea who is the real Black Badger.
I have no problem showing you this.
I have not been naked since that day.
I haven't God!
I haven't had shots in almost 10 years, man.
I haven't ridden a bike in years!
I heard that you and Maggie Johnson got hitched.
I hope I didn't go too far.
I just On the...
I just changed my mind. That's all.
I just didn't know the kind of look to go for
I just don't understand the rules to the game.
I just want to nip this thing in the bud, whatever it is.
I just... I just don't want to go.
I knew it.
I knew it. I knew it. Harris is The Black Badger!
I knew it. I knew she was The Black Badger!
I know it would, okay?
I know the perfect spot. Come on, Jet.
I know what it is. I don't want to see it.
I know what the bike is.
I know you know how this goes,
I know you've been struggling a little bit.
I know.
I like it though.
I locked up. I'm sorry.
I love you, too, babe. I do.
I love you, too, little Golden Jet!
I love you.
I love you.
I made up the Black Badger, rigged up a blood bag
I mean, all that meaningless sex is just
I mean, all this talk about Calvin Joyner
I mean, come on, man, I sorta path find a little bit
I mean, fuck that guy is different!
I mean, I did grow up in a house with a father who was physical,
I mean, if these coordinates are correct,
I mean, just looking at it first hand,
I mean, like, anything at all.
I mean, not in front of anyone.
I mean, she's gotta be The Black Badger.
I mean, she's had access to the encryption codes
I mean, the logs are all crazy, too. You have China,
I mean, the man that I married,
I mean, this is crazy, right?
I mean, we're pathfinders and trailblazers.
I mean, you guys are like a power couple, dude!
I mean, you're smart, you got the skill set,
I need to know what is happening, right now.
I need you to tap into that super spy stuff
I need you to tell me everything and anything
I need your skill set, Jet, to help me get
I need your super sweet accounting skills
I never could.
I not only embarrassed him but I also ruined your final speech.
I promise.
I really gotta pee, Jet.
I regret not being a father!
I roped your husband into helping me track down a traitor,
I ruined
I see that Harris has given you a button to push.
I see that.
I see you gained it back in muscle.
I should've believed you, I should've trusted you, and I didn't.
I should've gave you my seed, Maggie!
I started doing some sessions.
I still get emails about it.
I stood in front of you all
I think it says a lot about our relationship.
I think the Lord put you here because
I think this whole situation's getting a little out of control.
I think unicorns are sexy, too.
I think you should... Maybe I... (CLEARS THROAT)
I think you'd make a great dad.
I think you'll like it.
I thought that it wasn't special. But it is special.
I thought that my life was a failure.
I thought you would be the governor, man.
I told Harris where we are.
I took a couple classes at work.
I took all that stuff and I balled it up real tight
I understand that but I have an organ in this cooler right now
I wanna talk about you.
I wanted to win the race so damn bad
I was Khaleesi, you were Littlefinger
I was, like, What? How's he do that?
I wasn't gonna bring it up, but I might as well.
I wasn't in carbs back then
I will. You know?
I wish he were my son
I work for the CIA.
I worked out six hours a day, every day,
I would have shot it, uploaded it,
I would never do that.
I'd be super bummed out! I don't want that.
I'd be the one to die. You know why?
I'll always believe in you.
I'll ask you just once.
I'll fist your ass.
I'll go down there and check things out.
I'll handle it.
I'll just meet you later. I shouldn't have come.
I'll just see if the doctor can fit us in tomorrow.
I'll meet you at Dr. Dan's. See you soon.
I'll order some nachos. The Explosions.
I'll see you on the other side.
I'll see you on the other side.
I'll see you on the other side.
I'll see you on the other side.
I'm a dick deliverer specialist.
I'm a government contractor.
I'm a Scientologist. Okay, that's A.
I'm afraid we ain't going anywhere.
I'm an expert in speech pathology and psycho lingual subtext.
I'm begging you, man. Can you just let me go home?
I'm being serious right now.
I'm black, so I don't know the
I'm confused.
I'm doubling the price on Bob's head.
I'm fucking out! I'm out!
I'm glad I got to get that off my chest.
I'm going as fast as I can. I know you guys are in a rush. I'm so sorry.
I'm going as fast as I can. I know you guys are in a rush. I'm so sorry.
I'm going to rip your throat out like Patrick Swayze in Road House.
I'm gonna hit you. I told you!
I'm gonna lean up against this counter, and I'm not gonna sweat.
I'm gonna need your tie.
I'm gonna put it in my pocket.
I'm good at my job. It's not the same thing.
I'm happy to help, you know?
I'm in big trouble.
I'm in the stairwell of your building, two flights down.
I'm in.
I'm just gonna...
I'm just happy that we can communicate
I'm just so happy.
I'm leaving right now. I'll meet you at the house.
I'm not a super spy, Calvin.
I'm not going.
I'm not gonna go without you.
I'm not gonna take off my jacket
I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna look flustered at all.
I'm not in! I'm out!
I'm not sure. I don't know if he did or not,
I'm not The Golden Jet, man. I'm an accountant.
I'm not... I'm not talking about Twilight, Bob, okay?
I'm out!
I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm The Black Badger.
I'm really sorry about your hand. I hope you know that wasn't personal.
I'm Robbie Wheirdicht, super tool.
I'm slammed in here. So, I gotta get off the phone.
I'm so selfish!
I'm sorry He what?
I'm sorry about lunch today.
I'm sorry about ruining the night, Jet.
I'm sorry for saying it like that, but no.
I'm sorry I didn't toss your naked ass out there three more times.
I'm sorry I double crossed you. You hear me?
I'm sorry, can you clarify that last sentence for me?
I'm sorry, did you just call me the bait?
I'm sorry, Jet. Actually, you're already in.
I'm sorry, Maggie! (CONTINUES CRYING)
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry, man. I am blown away right now.
I'm sorry.
I'm starting to think I might be The Black Badger.
I'm talking about the fact that I don't feel like
I'm talking about you, Maggie Johnson,
I'm the good guy. You wanna get behind me.
I'm the guy that went down, okay?
I'm the hero of my own story. That's...
I'm very in tune.

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