Orville (2017) - Season 1 Edit

A culture that progresses 700 years every 11 days

A depiction of the First Healing in a publicly funded

A doorway to where?

A few days.

A few survived, but they are sick,

A formal complaint. Now go!

A gelatinous life form as a Retepsian pheromonal carrier.

A god does not bleed.

A joke? I spent an hour in Bortus' colon!

A letter of reprimand in your permanent file.

A lewd act on a statue of Mella Giffenden.

A little grindy can be good.

A little soundtrack to our lives.

A lot of good things.

A lot of intellectually deficient people

A matter of consequence.

A member of my crew let this happen.

A memory wipe.

A message of some kind that could remain

A month down there, I might be able to see it through, but...

A multiphasic orbit

A partial barrier between the two fleets.

A planet orbits a star, but its orbit is divided

A quantum disturbance isn't like radiation.

A really bad friend to all our other friends, you know?

A series of neurological treatments

A small ship entering range, Captain.

A spatial anomaly of some kind.

A terrible decision he's made, he'll jump ship just like I did.

A two dimensional civilization.

A voice should be earned,

A year ago, when we met...

A... a brain virus of some sort?

Aah!

Aah! This thing is a bitch!

Aboard the Orville or any other starship.

About 11 days.

About a two dimensional society of shapes.

About getting music in these elevators?

About more than just smarts.

About that planet and where it came from.

About this place.

About this place.

About this planet,

About what we discussed.

Absolutely not.

Access childhood image of John.

Access military attire for the planet and simulate the video.

According to the Feed,

Acknowledged.

Acknowledged.

Acknowledged.

Acknowledged. Mercer out.

Acting like it's nothing,

Activating tractor beam.

Actually, we lost them.

Actually, yes

Admiral, have mercy, please.

Admiral, I'm just,

Advanced engineering test scores

Advanced just as it would have without him.

Affirmative.

Affirmative.

After I accidentally swallowed a wine cork.

After we lose the planet?

After you talked to your parents?

Again when you were supposed to be in the shuttle bay

Against present day samples of both species, so... few days?

Agreed.

Ah, damn it, man! No, man! Come on.

Ah, I wish I had the guts to pull pranks.

Ah, it's nice just to be able to spread out

Ah, okay, how you want to do this?

Ah, there we go. Jackpot.

Ah. Artificial impregnation

Ah...

Alara to Bortus.

Alara to Isaac

Alara, do you remember coming back to my office

Alara, get him back.

Alara, hail the shuttle.

Alara, hail them.

Alara, help me!

Alara, I just never gave him a chance.

Alara, it might be helpful for you to talk about this.

Alara, show Darulio here to his stupid lab.

Alara, we know you're upset about what happened.

Alara, we talked about this. I thought...

Alara, you and Gordon report to engineering

Alara, you invoked directive 38 to prevent us

Alara, you're with me.

Alara, you're with us.

Alara!

Alara.

All at once?

All better.

All day long, why don't you take a look in the mirror? Huh?

All departments reporting.

All I could think about was how badly I messed up with Ed.

All I said was that I thought you deserved a chance.

All in one piece.

All pre loaded with 200,000 upvotes.

All right

All right, all right. I was just trying to help out.

All right, all right. I was just trying to help out.

All right, come on.

All right, fine.

All right, fine.

All right, fire it up.

All right, go.

All right, here you go.

All right, how do we get out of here?

All right, I need answers, and I need them now.

All right, I think you're cleared for duty.

All right, ladies and gentlemen.

All right, let 'em know we're on our way. What's his name?

All right, let's do it.

All right, let's get his badge info

All right, let's give it a shot.

All right, let's go.

All right, let's try not to screw this up.

All right, notify the crew.

All right, so why don't you guys head to your rooms,

All right, Union Central's gonna want whatever we can give them,

All right, we'll give it a few hours.

All right, well, don't just stand there; snap to it.

All right, what if... what if

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. First.

All right. Let's do this.

All right. Let's go.

All right. Now, what can I do for you?

All right. Okay.

All right. Screw it. Let's do this.

All right. Thanks, Admiral.

All right. We'll give him a shot.

All right. We'll keep this channel open just in case.

All right. Why don't you call us

All sections reporting.

All systems secure for departure.

All that crap you just said,

All this information?

All weapons are to be kept on stun.

Allocation of fleet personnel

Allowed myself to take down my walls, I realized

Almost as if you were screaming to me that we were in danger.

Almost got swallowed up by it.

Also a big brunch guy.

Also headed our way.

Am I early?

Am I suspected of some misdeed?

Amazing.

An agreement?

An ancient artifact has been discovered on Lopovius.

An entire settlement of pioneers, for one.

An explosion of some kind.

An infection would kill me.

An interesting hypothesis.

An uncharted star that's just waiting for us

An unidentified human on Deck C at the time.

Ancient DNA. Maybe 30,000 years old.

And a mother telling her child that if he misbehaved,

And a profound increase in the number of life forms

And after a while,

And afterward, I'm gonna pull your hair

And also because you owned

And and that broke the ice?

And as I stand here today, so do the admirals.

And as the guardians of the Word of Kelly, they fear us.

And besides, it isn't true.

And call you fat and that's how you'll know I like you.

And confined to quarters until further notice.

And crashed into a mountain.

And cultural contamination

And doesn't get any girls pregnant.

And doesn't get any girls pregnant.

And don't forget to mention the donation.

And each kid would take one.

And enact laws.

And Ensign Davis spilled soy sauce on his pants.

And eventually, it brought us here.

And extend our deflectors to create

And get, like, a Manwich?

And guess what. I have the right to like

And he always made me laugh.

And he'll probably have nightmares for a while.

And healed her with your touch.

And help Chief Newton get working on the deflectors.

And his name is Lieutenant Commander John Lamarr.

And how we arrive at those decisions is our business.

And I am aware that you're next in line for the job,

And I am deeply, deeply sorry.

And I am going to check myself in

And I can't for the life of me figure out where I lost it.

And I didn't want to use synthesized food tonight,

And I do not process the passage of time

And I don't have a measuring cup, so it's a...

And I fell asleep in the living room with you in my arms.

And I get to see you every day.

And I got to say, your apology sounds very rehearsed.

And I have not been able to reach Captain Mercer

And I I had just gotten

And I just want to step up to that level.

And I know how much you like peanut butter and jelly,

And I know I speak for us both when I say that

And I know you love me right back.

And I never follow through.

And I stored enough food and clean water,

And I suddenly found myself alone.

And I think... that's bigger than the three of us.

And I thought maybe if you were hungry enough...

And I was thinking to myself,

And I...

And I'd hate for all that good food to go to waste.

And I'd need somebody to drive.

And I'm a spaceman.

And I'm aware that I caused offense

And I'm doing an hour of headstand meditation a day.

And I'm from a planet called Xelayan.

And I'm gonna see you soon.

And I'm grateful to be here,

And I'm sorry I said you suck

And I'm very, very sorry and it will not happen again.

And I'm... pretty sure I can formulate a cure.

And if that's the case...

And if we find any residual DNA,

And if you had gone in there, you'd probably be dead, too.

And it has happened to many of us.

And it has justifiably angered a lot of people.

And it jeopardizes our friendship.

And it might provide a clue to what's going on.

And it never occurred to anyone that that might be

And it really helps with everything.

And it sent our science officer into a 700 year exile.

And it turns out he's a pretty cool guy.

And it's definitely not meant to be used for something like this.

And it's fitting that his last name was Payne

And it's never gonna happen again.

And keep in mind, this is now a society in the computer age.

And Kelly, but it probably happened

And labels and things?

And look out the window?

And make the transition to two dimensional space.

And many of us have felt the pain first hand,

And maybe find a napkin.

And maybe I was so busy feeling guilty

And my scanners don't show any anomaly.

And not only did you dance out here

And now I'm forbidden to even try and fix it.

And now she's out of town.

And now they're both in artificial, crippling love with you.

And now you are here in all your magnificence.

And now, maybe people will believe me when I say

And our chief medical officer has lost her mind.

And passing out, yes.

And play some Space Dragons?

And put his résumé into sentences

And return to the home planet.

And right now, the mob wants to lobotomize my navigator.

And run this over your hand.

And say the alphabet.

And she did what's what

And she said to them, "You shall be healed."

And she won't answer the door.

And she'll punish you. Now, come on.

And she's God, so you know

And since you have to work late,

And stuff 'em in a locker while you're at it?

And supervise an overhaul of the navigational systems.

And switch to the emergency reserves

And that's not all.

And that's not even how I do sex. I was... I was just dancing.

And that's why there's a statue.

And that's your justification

And the Navarians and Bruidians

And the Navarians and Bruidians

And the Navarians are approaching.

And the space to express them.

And the space to express them.

And the Word of Kelly was spoken unto them,

And then giving me permission to be in pain.

And then he transferred them to the doctor somehow.

And then I can fill it in later.

And then it explodes and all these baby spiders

And then kick me to the curb?

And then my head swells up with a big egg sac

And then pull up his personnel records

And then run a full range scan of the anomaly.

And then spread to the living room.

And then that happened.

And then they got downvoted.

And then you'd be alone again.

And then, suddenly, nothing.

And then, the next thing I knew, we're back in my quarters

And then, you wear it for the rest of your life.

And then?

And there appears to be no known antidote.

And there was a pregnant woman standing behind them

And there's a shuttle waiting for you

And there's a war starting out there.

And there's great concern about the level of contamination

And there's no explanation for the dead plants?

And these outfits have got to go.

And they did marvel at her glory!

And they're on the brink of war again...

And this is actually some kind of purgatory?

And this rush every time I see him.

And to settle their conflict in battle.

And voting has already begun.

And we all get turned into pancakes.

And we are approaching the plasma storm.

And we could have lost our chief of security, too.

And we dropped it in the buffet.

And we feel the military is beneath you.

And we have not resumed normal... relations.

And we just blast our way out of here.

And we will be forever indebted to him,

And we're done with all of his shots.

And what about Claire? Why is she all into Yaphit?

And what is this?

And when we wanted to break the ice with a new group of kids,

And without the deflectors, we're gonna be shredded.

And you do not possess the necessary intelligence.

And you don't think that's of consequence?

And you folks at home.

And you got out of there as quick as you could.

And you know how when you meet someone,

And you never... thought to mention this to me before?

And you shouldn't have to cover for me.

And you were a baby.

And you were just doing

And you're absolutely right to be angry.

And you're dicking around like an amateur.

And you're gonna treat him that way.

And you're playing duck, duck, goose.

And you're prepared to accept society's verdict

And your biological systems

And your colonies are a blatantly hostile incursion!

And, if I ever doubt my fitness to be captain again,

And, you know, I was lying in my quarters tonight,

And... I have weapons.

And... um...

Animals are just fun to have around.

Answer the question.

Any contact with a culture

Any moment now, Captain.

Any parent on Xelayah.

Any sign of my pilot?

Anybody speak Horbalak?

Anything at all, Dr. Parley's on duty full time

Anything else they hadn't told you about, aside from the fire.

Anything strange? Did you see or feel

Anything that might have happened,

Anything?

Anyway...

Approaching the coordinates of the anomaly.

Approximately 1,000 light years from our previous position.

Are each going to send an ambassador and staff.

Are here, and there...

Are they... dead?

Are we bonding?

Are we gonna get to ride the sky cranes?

Are you all done in there?

Are you coming back soon?

Are you familiar with the Navarian Bruidian conflict?

Are you okay? Can you hear me? Are you okay?

Are you one of those people?

Are you really sure about that?

Are you supposed to be my lawyer or something?

Are you unwell?

Are you wearing cologne?

Are you worried people are gonna hear that you banged Darulio

Are your children always this combative?

Around the Orville.

Around your first officer.

As a matter of fact, I have.

As the power supply is limited.

As you wish.

Aside from Isaac, John is the smartest officer on board.

Assuming they travel through normal space,

At all times.

At any given time.

At any point, did you consider the possibility

At our current coordinates, I do not believe so.

At the end of a long shift.

At the time, it did not seem

At this point, anything is possible, so yes.

At this stage who came out uncorrected.

At Union Point were off the charts.

Aw, dude, it stinks down here.

Aw, man, I don't believe it.

Aw, you got to be kidding me.

Aw...

Aye, Commander.

Aye, sir.

Aye, sir.

Aye, sir.

Aye, sir.

Aye, sir.

Back at Union Point, we called that a glory hole.

Banana walnut pancakes?

Bang, be banged, but why you so hung up on labels, man?

Barry Manilow was an underappreciated genius of his time.

Based on the mass of the star and the geometry of the orbit,

Be happy for me, instead of acting like a total bitch.

Be okay being by yourself.

Because "no" is the only answer I have for you.

Because "safe" means something else in my language.

Because all the seats were taken.

Because everybody wants to know

Because he probably died in a lot of it.

Because I get to work for a captain that I respect,

Because I said so!

Because I want to feel like I got where I am alone?

Because I was scared.

Because I was too afraid to do my job.

Because I will never know whether I am truly the person

Because if I can't talk him out of filing charges,

Because it's the machine that heals.

Because of the bumps.

Because the food is almost gone.

Because we're really making some progress here.

Because you got caught, or because you feel ashamed?

Because you made the responsible command decision,

Before the tour window elapses,

Before you decide to leave them untapped.

Beg pardon?

Believe me, I know.

Believe me, I wouldn't be leaving

Believe me, I'm gonna just

Believe me, this is the coolest thing

Believe me, you son of a bitch.

Besides, do you honestly think

Besides, I need to talk to Darulio, anyway.

Between reality and something else?

Between two universes, ours and another.

Big ol' floppy shoes.

Big red 'fro. Lots of makeup.

Bio signs?

Blavaroch, I promise you,

Blavaroch.

Bless my child.

Blood pressure 90/45.

Bortus to Captain Mercer.

Bortus to Lieutenant Kitan.

Bortus, any sign of the shuttle itself?

Bortus, begin multispectral scans.

Bortus, can you make a note?

Bortus, have you eaten anything in the past hour?

Bortus, I'm sorry.

Bortus, what can I do for you?

Bortus, will you be home for dinner?

Bradley's parents are alcoholics. Now, come on.

Bradley's parents are letting him do

Brand new planet, nobody knows your dating history.

Breaking news...

Breathe! Breathe!

Bridge out.

Bridge to Captain Mercer.

Bridge to Captain.

Bridge to Commander Grayson.

Bridge to Commander Grayson.

Bridge to shuttle bay.

Bridge to shuttle, do you read?

Bridge, initiating quantum bubble.

Bring out the accused.

Bruidian fleet, stand down

Bruidian warships, 7,000 kilometers and closing.

Bruidians, we have salt water for bathing in your quarters.

But do not interfere with our investigation.

But for now,

But for the planet, approximately 700 years

But generally, when someone's as smart as you are,

But had it not been you,

But he is gone. Darulio is gone

But he never said we couldn't pull someone out.

But he was strong.

But he's fantastic at his job.

But hear this loud and clear: If you ever again

But how are we seeing it?

But how did you...

But I always remember him being very resourceful.

But I am not a god.

But I believe we may be looking at

But I can't take this off.

But I did not have to... do anything.

But I did this?

But I didn't.

But I don't want to die here.

But I hardly knew the man, so I I just got nothing to go on.

But I I thought we were gonna watch a movie

But I must admit, the dead plants are a mystery.

But I need... my Med lab on the Orville

But I was afraid I'd sound like a dick.

But I'd love to show you something first.

But I'm all jammed up here.

But I'm here to make you better.

But if you ever want to see the outside of that cell,

But if you want to kick me out, I totally get it.

But in the meantime, everyone stay on the lookout.

But it doesn't take a damn thing away from you.

But it wasn't Kelly's fault, all right?

But it's hard to tell.

But it's like, why do we have to be so rigid?

But nobody does anything alone.

But nobody's gonna believe me if I don't have pictures.

But now it's me and my brother.

But our sacred scrolls tell clearly

But people tend to be more sympathetic,

But please, I implore you.

But right now is not not the best time.

But scanners cannot clearly process it.

But shouldn't you be on the bridge?

But so far, only two of you

But still, I'm sorry.

But that being said, as long as they're there,

But that doesn't change the way I feel.

But that is impossible.

But that means one of you loses big.

But that's generous of you to say.

But the field generator is still powered up.

But the Great Healing

But the inside wouldn't.

But the scans don't lie.

But the shuttles are still working.

But the truth must never be compromised.

But then I looked into his eyes, and...

But then I totally forgot I let Jessala borrow it,

But there are terrors lurking all around us

But they didn't get to eat it until they'd told the group

But they're there.

But this area of space only exists in the first two,

But this cannot be kept from the people.

But until then,

But we also know, as you should,

But we didn't.

But we have our reasons for considering him.

But we need your help.

But we quickly became used to his presence, and our world

But we wouldn't have gotten

But what about everybody else?

But what about Tom?

But what I'm still missing is your end of the report.

But what we're seeing looks like a... 14th century city.

But when I finally

But when the fire started, I just... I froze.

But when your species loses a piece of tissue,

But who knows whether I would ever have had the chance

But you are still my chief of security.

But you are.

But you bleed.

But you can't blame yourself for any of this.

But you can't deny facts. 74% of the population

But you feel like a drink in the mess hall?

But you never get used to it.

But you struck several members of the audience.

But you threatened to resign against my wishes.

But you were being a prideful ass.

But you're being too hard on yourself.

But you're frightened of loneliness.

But you're the captain.

But, Admiral, maybe we could convince them...

But, Ed, I have a suggestion for you.

But, hey, as long as I can sneak a pop or two on the job.

But, honestly, I've never seen anyone above nine million

But, it's like, what if I was?

But, of course, that's for the people to decide.

But, sir...

But, uh, there is something else.

But, wouldn't that expose the shuttle

But... I'm sure as hell glad you did.

But... if this thing is really gonna eat you alive inside,

But... we've not eaten in days.

But... you know it wasn't your fault, right?

But... you no longer believe in Kelly.

By a neutral Union archaeologist.

By explaining the nature of your interactions with your mother.

By the time you come out your room

C Could you...

Call it a celebratory drink.

Called Latchkum that we play from time to time.

Can anyone hear me?

Can I be honest with you?

Can I call you Ed? I... We've never actually met.

Can I come in?

Can I go on the gravity bubbles?

Can I just say

Can it wait, Captain?

Can repair it within the hour.

Can we just have one conversation

Can we just not talk about it? Ever?

Can we talk?

Can you come with me?

Can you dance or play an instrument?

Can you do it like Mom?

Can you hear me? Isaac, do you read?

Can you tell us a story?

Can you tell us what Mella Giffendon did

Can you translate that for dumb guys

Can you unlock these restraints?

Can't bust through those restraints.

Captain

Captain Mercer is attending

Captain to the bridge.

Captain,

Captain,

Captain, I am so sorry.

Captain, I believe I have made a rather profound discovery

Captain, I believe the planet is beginning to phase.

Captain, I could go.

Captain, I have been trying to reach you for two hours.

Captain, I just picked up an EM pulse from one

Captain, I really need to go to sickbay.

Captain, I recommend that we take the ship to yellow alert

Captain, I would like to submit

Captain, I would like to take a shuttle

Captain, it's like he's been lobotomized.

Captain, look.

Captain, may I speak with you?

Captain, scans indicate the planet

Captain, the Bruidians have arrived,

Captain, the Krill vessels are closing.

Captain, the quantum bubble is deteriorating.

Captain, their ion trail

Captain, there is a vessel approaching.

Captain, there's a large central structure

Captain, we appear to have skimmed the outer edge

Captain, we need to shut this down now.

Captain, what she is describing

Captain, what's the latest from Claire?

Captain, with your permission,

Captain!

Captain.

Captain.

Captain. Commander.

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Caused an overload in the engine core.

Caused massive internal injuries.

Cavellian Spiceroot for dinner.

Cease immediately.

Check the cargo hold.

Chemically induced feelings,

Chief Engineer Newton.

Chief Newton,

Children, cut the crap right now.

Circus clown

Claire is from a place called Earth

Claire, are you in there?

Claire, I I really have to get to...

Claire, we are in sickbay.

Claire, what am I gonna do?

Claire, what the hell is wrong with you?

Claire, what's the name of your little friend down there?

Claire!

Claire! I'm, uh,

Claire?

Claire... I'm sure Lewis is fine.

Clown?

Collective insanity?

Come back tomorrow and see if it's still here.

Come have a look.

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come on

Come on, Alara. We're very sorry.

Come on, dead guy, get up.

Come on, how terrific is she, huh?

Come on, John. Let's get you out of here.

Come on, let's get out of here.

Come on, let's go check out the cafe.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, man.

Come on, Ty.

Come on, we gotta move.

Come on, you can tell them the truth.

Come on, you know those two.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Coming from the star?

Commander Bortus is a member of a species called Moclan.

Commander Grayson and I both feel

Commander Grayson cited a fear

Commander Grayson did make a case

Commander Grayson encountered,

Commander Grayson has assigned Lieutenant Lamarr

Commander Grayson, everybody.

Commander Grayson.

Commander,

Commander, he could end up a mental vegetable.

Commander, I am reading a small fluctuation

Commander, I look ridiculous.

Commander, I remind you to use caution.

Commander, I think we're ready.

Commander, permission to

Commander, the Bruidians are asking

Commander, the delegates are at the boiling point.

Commander, the quantum field is destabilizing.

Commander, these readings

Commander, this can't be right.

Continuous time index.

Controlled by their shapes.

Coordinate with Yaphit in engineering.

Could be drugs.

Could be?

Could he be... hiding from the scans somehow?

Could it be an alien life form of some kind?

Could just be background noise.

Could just be equipment malfunction.

Could somebody have put peyote in the food synthesizers?

Could the storm have...

Could they see under a blanket, or...

Could this... Feed turn the public tide in John's favor?

Could unify them in a profound way.

Could you believe it?

Crap

Crap.

Crossed through the anomaly, it momentarily phased

Cultural contamination. I don't need you

Dad, can you just can it for one second, please?

Dad, don't start with that, okay? Please.

Damage report?

Damage report.

Damn it, what did I just say?

Damn it.

Darulio and I made plans to have a drink,

Darulio, wait.

Darulio's the one

Demeaning to the image of someone who is

Desperate, violent.

Detecting debris on the surface.

Did anything happen to you that you can recall

Did it occur to you that Yaphit might be upset?

Did she say Claire's missing?

Did the clown speak?

Did they commit some crime?

Did they tell you what happens if you lose?

Did you ever read Flatland?

Did you find anything here?

Did you find it?

Did you grow to despise each other, and terminate your coupling?

Did you guys, like, go to school together...?

Did you hear what he said just now?

Did you pluck your eyebrows?

Did you...

Didn't sound like a joke.

Directive 38 in the execution of this program

Directly into the path of a spatial anomaly

Dismissed, Captain?

Dismissed, Commander.

Dismissed.

Dismissed.

Dismissed.

Divine hand of the heavens.

Do I look like I've put on weight?

Do I want to see something cool?

Do it.

Do me a favor and escort the delegates

Do not get us lost, man.

Do something about that nose, will you?

Do something.

Do that for a change.

Do things differently.

Do we really think the loser will honor the agreement?

Do what you must.

Do what?

Do you believe John's apology?

Do you believe me?

Do you ever sit in your quarters

Do you ever stop and watch

Do you guys play, like, board games

Do you have any idea how bad this is?

Do you know how to use this?

Do you know Peter Rabbit?

Do you know them?

Do you know where we can find them?

Do you maybe want to get a drink later?

Do you mind shutting off that beeping, please?

Do you still want to get drunk?

Do you understand me?

Do you understand?

Do you want to bang Darulio?

Do you want to come in and have a drink with us?

Do you want to kiss me?

Do you wish to hear the rest of the translation?

Do you, um...

Do you... want to get back together?

Do... Um...

Doc, help me out here.

Doctor, does this quantum wake

Doctor, these things cannot possibly be real.

Doctor, we are under heavy siege

Doctor.

Does a lot of good stuff.

Does he sound sorry?

Does that mean that there could be fourth ,

Does the anomaly pose any danger to the ship?

Doesn't matter. The people decided.

Doesn't mean you can't get there

Doing inside you, you bastard?

Don't answer, I'm not here, I'm not here.

Don't be. We've been waiting for the phasing

Don't believe Kelly has a place in secular education.

Don't forget this.

Don't forget to cast your votes, and we'll see you tomorrow.

Don't leave without me, huh?

Don't make me use this.

Don't tell a mother how to raise her kids.

Don't waste it

Don't worry, I'll be fine.

Don't worry, Ty, Mom's alive.

Don't worry. I got you a replacement.

Don't worry. They won't.

Don't you recognize me?

Down there in the name of Kelly?

Dr

Dr. Finn said I needed them

Dr. Finn,

Dr. Finn,

Dr. Finn, please respond.

Dr. Finn?

Dr. Finn?

Dr. Finn?

Dr. Finn's shuttle never arrived.

Drugs?

Dude, I got to say, this is creepy.

Dude. Do you like gumdrops?

Due to industrial waste in the South Madaka reservoir.

During which the people will vote on whether or not

Easier for who? Not the box.

Eat.

Eat.

Ed didn't have any other plans, anyway.

Ed, before you make that decision,

Ed, hang on. I can explain.

Ed, I had spent a year

Ed, I'll fix it. I promise.

Ed, in the eyes of the admiralty,

Ed, that aptitude rating is through the roof.

Ed, wait.

Ed, we're out of time.

Ed, what are you doing here?

Ed, what we saw was like looking into infinity.

Ed, you've been silent for the last 20 minutes.

Ed?

Ed. You didn't have to do that.

Ed...

Ed's been acting really strange

Ed's the kind of guy you could send out

Edit a report to protect one of your officers,

Educational facility is inappropriate.

Either of these two men.

End simulation.

End the simulation at this time.

Engage cloak.

Engaging cloak.

Engaging cloak.

Engine realignment will be completed

Enough to last for a long, long time,

Enough! This mediation is a sham!

Ensign Brooks, put a hold on the shuttle

Ensign Turco, hey.

Essentially, two dimensional space is pulling us toward it.

Estimated time to intercept: 14 minutes.

Estimated time to intercept: 31 minutes.

Evacuate ship immediately.

Evacuate ship immediately.

Evacuate ship immediately.

Evacuate ship immediately.

Even though it's exactly what you need.

Every crisis Isaac threw at you.

Every insane situation you were up against,

Every time.

Everybody deserves a voice.

Everybody get one.

Everybody knows these guys.

Everybody likes gumdrops.

Everybody take one.

Everybody's talking about it.

Everyone okay?

Everyone we talked to seemed to recognize them.

Everyone's at lunch.

Everything in my gut is telling me

Everything seems A OK.

Evidently, an indigenous life form.

Exactly what did your navigator do down there?

Exactly.

Exactly. And without working proteins, the cells die.

Exactly. We are living mortals, just like you.

Exactly. You did that, not me.

Except mine.

Except when it comes to yourself.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. I hope I'm not interrupting

Excuse me. I would like to know

Excuse my bluntness, but...

Explain this.

Extreme drunkenness, that kind of thing.

Family time.

Fear of being conquered by a superior enemy

Feel better, honey. Time for me to go.

Feeling better?

Feeling like a horrible person for cheating on you.

Field stability is now at 68%.

Field stable.

Field strength at 95%.

Final Vote has begun.

Final Vote has begun.

Find a place for themselves here.

Find out why you were afraid of the fire.

Fine, go with "neat guy."

Fine.

Fine.

Fine. Then they can enroll their child in a different facility.

Five others already dead.

Flood the Feed with that.

Flooding the Feed with 20 million entries.

Flooding the Feed with the image.

Focus a tight scanning beam on the city.

Food is scarce.

Foolish little girl, you cannot stop me.

For a second, because I cannot hold this in any longer.

For chief engineer.

For doing something extremely disrespectful

For Dr. Finn's last known coordinates.

For every 700 years that pass for you,

For God's sake, I'm kidding.

For God's sake, look at Gordon.

For God's sake, this is a social call.

For God's sake, Willks, what the hell are you trying to do?

For his sacrifice

For me?

For my people than it does for you.

For once, I'm in agreement.

For psychiatric treatment at the next Union outpost.

For taking such good care of my kids.

For the 900th time somehow gonna make a difference?

For the blessing of your arrival,

For the brain scan.

For the killing of innocent civilians?!

For the new version to come out.

For the past six months.

For the plasma charges.

For the position you put us in.

For the protection of classified security material.

For the sake of the peace.

For the toxin to leave his system.

For what reason?

For what?

For your promotion to captain.

Forget about it.

Forget about that.

Forgive me for interrupting your refreshment.

Found this in the cargo hold.

Frayed some boundary

Fresh air. Sunshine.

From a tree on church lands.

From Admiral Halsey at Union Central.

From beyond the star's photosphere

From Claire tomorrow and smuggle it to me.

From inflicting damage upon his younger, weaker sibling.

From shutting down the program when it got too hot in there.

From this point forward, I want everyone to carry weapons

From three dimensions into two.

From vacuum to atmosphere

Get dressed. It's time

Get dressed. We're going back.

Get it off!

Get it off!

Get it off! Get it off!

Get out of the way!

Get out of the way.

Get out. Please.

Get the audience on your side.

Get the hell outta here... you want to get me busted?

Getting anomalous readings.

Getting back together.

Girl power! Yay! Oh, my God

Girlfriend, you are making way too big a deal of this.

Give Mommy a second here.

Give my notes to the next archaeologist. Is that cool?

Given what's happened,

Giving yourself over to someone else

Glug, glug, glug.

Go ahead and change the subject. Isaac,

Go ahead, Gordon.

Go ahead.

Go ask Kelly to write the letter for you?

Go back to your quarters, and do not answer the door.

Go bananas on those M&M's, huh?

Go home, drink a beer and pass out.

Go out there and kiss ass.

Go to Deck C, section 4.

Go to the engineering compartment

Go to war, it's all your fault.

Go... go do something.

God of all creation.

God, I can never remember that guy's name.

God, that generation has so many Blavarochs.

God, you know, I just... I want to show some personal style.

God, you should be happy for me.

Going on down here. Some kind of social hysteria

Going to red alert.

Good

Good day to you, travelers.

Good day, Ambassador.

Good luck.

Good morning, Doctor.

Good.

Good. So do I.

Good. We'll stay on this frequency and contact you

Good. You are awake.

Gordon is dead.

Gordon, for God's sake, the guy gave his life

Gordon, I don't know what you're driving at, but I'm gonna

Gordon, return us to normal space.

Gordon, set a course for Lopovius, and engage

Gordon, set a course.

Gordon, take us in.

Gordon, why the hell aren't we out of here yet?

Gordon, you're with us.

Gordon!

Gordon. John. Prep a shuttle.

Gorgeous? Really?

Got it, sir!

Got to know what these people are wearing, if we're gonna

Government by American Idol.

Grahj kalooga.

Granted.

Granted.

Grayson out.

Grayson out.

Grayson to Lieutenant Lamarr,

Grayson to Orville.

Grayson to Orville.

Grayson to Orville.

Grayson to Orville.

Grayson to Orville. Are you watching?

Grayson to Orville. We're running out of time.

Grayson to shuttle.

Great. Now, if you two

Greetings, Captain Mercer.

Groov ay.

Groov ay. I... I've never said that before

Guys, guys, relax, okay?

Guys, I have a way the hell out there idea.

Guys, I'm telling ya, it wears off.

Guys! Stop!

H Hey, there he is.

Hail the shuttle.

Hang on. Just... stay right there.

Hard to believe that little planet

Hard to get a handle on.

Harrison and I went through a lot together.

Harrison is dead because I was scared.

Harrison was a great guy.

Has been knocked out of alignment.

Has only been hypothetical up until this point.

Has the captain entered Mr. Darulio in some fashion?

Has voted that assessment false.

Hate those guys.

Have a good day.

Have a nice day.

Have agreed to allow it to be examined for residual DNA

Have had direct physical experiences.

Have responded to my messages.

Have you even packed?

Have you guys seen this video of the guy with the statue?

Have you heard anything I just said?

He can do it cleaner than I can.

He can't even name one thing.

He danced weird.

He doesn't know what a piece of crap

He goes, he goes: I am entitled to my feelings

He got killed.

He got the looks, obviously.

He had an idea and I thought it was a good one.

He has no idea.

He has this magnetism.

He misses you.

He never had a clue what was going on around him.

He never made it to Engineering.

He seems... kind of into him.

He turned the setting up to kill

He was a neat guy.

He was bringing her flowers.

He was my best friend.

He won't get up. I think he might be dead

He would never trust me in that way again.

He'd be kickin' himself for dumpin' you.

He'd have to oversee a lot of personnel.

He's all I can think about.

He's been asking about you.

He's entitled to his feelings

He's fine.

He's going to have to play by their rules.

He's got more shows to do.

He's my soul mate.

He's never had the chance. He could surprise us.

He's never shown any indication of leadership ability.

He's not breathing right.

He's the only one who can get to those conduits quick enough.

Healer of men.

Hear me?

Hell, your instincts are usually good, so who knows?

Hello, Alara.

Hello, Marcus.

Hello, Ty.

Hello!

Helm control is not responding.

Help us figure out a way to save John?

Help!

Help!

Help! Help me!

Her adrenaline levels are through the roof.

Here it comes.

Here they are, Commander.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here you go, Ty. Take this one.

Here, I'll show you.

Here, you try it.

Here.

Here. Push that button right there

Here's John Lamarr.

Hey

Hey no, it's all right. It's all good.

Hey, Alara,

Hey, big guy. How's he doing?

Hey, can I get a hyper gauge?

Hey, Captain, what's up?

Hey, chill out.

Hey, Dar. Hey, listen,

Hey, do you feel like going down

Hey, Doc.

Hey, give it back! I'm gonna kill you!

Hey, guys.

Hey, hey, guys.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, whatever you're thinking, don't.

Hey, how did it go with Darulio? Did you send him packing?

Hey, I'm giving this my best shot here.

Hey, I'm John.

Hey, it's after shift.

Hey, Jerris. Good to see you back.

Hey, John, I was just seeing what you were up to.

Hey, Lieutenant.

Hey, man.

Hey, Mom?

Hey, that's the guy!

Hey, Ty, wake up.

Hey, um, that guy's gone

Hey, um...

Hey, um... you did good today.

Hey, wait a minute.

Hey, what's going on back there?

Hey, where are your badges?

Hey, who's the doctor here?

Hey, would anybody mind if I got a cat?

Hey, you can be whatever you want, man.

Hey, you wouldn't be sitting there if I...

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Hey! You can't just leave us here!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Have a seat. Kelly's just in the middle

Hey. Hey. Can you hear me? Are you okay?

Hey. I got 'em to put the music in.

Hey. Why are you wearing that?

Hey. You awake, too?

Hi, Captain.

Hi, I'd just like a cup of tea, please.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. I'm Lysella.

Hi. What's up?

His actions speak for themselves.

His airway is closing up.

His body temperature is 5.6 degrees above normal,

His gelatinous membrane must have absorbed my pheromones,

His parents.

His wife.

Hmm

Hmm.

Hmm. Uh, I can drink an entire bottle of tequila

Hobo clowns are the most dangerous,

Hold it right there!

Hold on to your asses.

Holy crap, you guys have had a really bad month, huh?

Honestly, I'm almost glad you didn't.

Honestly, the whole thing upset me so much,

Honestly, we just thought it would be funny.

How can you do that?

How can you not be aware of...

How could that happen in 11 days?

How did he get this job? You fought for him.

How did we not know about this?

How did you know about the creature?

How do you filter out the truth?

How do you know...

How do you want us to handle this?

How far are they?

How far are we from the aperture?

How how is this happening?

How is a depiction of our collective

How is that possible?

How long have the researchers been unaccounted for?

How long have you guys been standing there?

How long is the power transfer gonna take?

How long till the Orville gets here?

How long until we can be underway?

How many lods?

How much does she love you?

How much longer are you guys gonna be?

How much time would be required

How much time, Isaac?

How nice is your grandma, huh?

How so, Commander?

How so?

How so?

How the hell are we supposed to search all that?

How the hell can he not know?

How the hell could she do this again?

How the hell is anybody supposed to walk around in these things?

How the hell is that supposed to hold?

How they react with other molecules is precisely

How would the presence of such a creature

How would we know we were in purgatory?

How you feeling?

How'd you do that?

How'd you get into my office?

How's it going?

How's the ship?

However, it would not last long.

However, the comscanners are functioning.

However, the lower quantum engine

However, the shuttle bay is reporting

Huh? This is that Goldilocks grind.

Humans bond with animals that way.

I actually thought he was cute when he first came in here.

I also knew I was the reason that you went into your slump.

I always think of super outrageous stuff,

I always wanted kids, but never found a man

I am activating the distress beacon.

I am afraid we cannot

I am an artificial

I am aware of the circumstances, Captain.

I am aware of this, Chief Lamarr.

I am better than everyone else.

I am currently occupied.

I am detecting artificial satellites in orbit.

I am detecting trace amounts

I am experiencing digestive discomfort.

I am feeling very self conscious.

I am going to lose my mind.

I am going to second guess every command decision I make, ever,

I am healthy and happy.

I am Lieutenant Commander Bortus.

I am merely attempting to be helpful, Commander.

I am neither fit nor qualified to be chief of security

I am not a commander!

I am not, I have several gelatinous friends.

I am not! You're a liar!

I am obviously losing my mind.

I am picking up some unusual readings.

I am pleased to hear it.

I am preparing to run a scan

I am quite fond of them.

I am so sorry.

I am so very, very sorry for all of the trouble that I've caused.

I am so, so sorry about what happened.

I am sorry, Captain.

I am unable to search beyond the immediate vicinity.

I am very fond of drinking beer

I am very sorry to hear that, Lieutenant.

I am well.

I apologize, Captain.

I appreciate that, Captain.

I assure you, no one is getting special treatment.

I beg your forgiveness.

I behaved like a whiny little bitch...

I believe an internal scan

I believe I have a suggestion.

I believe Lieutenant Malloy and I

I believe what we have encountered

I believed in you.

I came down to engineering

I can do it fast, but only with Yaphit.

I can do this.

I can hold it.

I can no longer maintain a stable altitude.

I can put them on C and G decks on opposite sides of the ship,

I can sell you a set of four,

I can synthesize any vocal pattern

I can use this to make it better.

I can't believe this. How how is this happening?

I can't just sit here and watch him die.

I can't just sit here and watch him die.

I can't make sense of 'em.

I can't right now.

I can't. It's up to him.

I cannot believe you slept with that guy,

I cannot repel them alone

I cannot work here anymore!

I chose to be a single mother.

I climbed out the window and got us both to safety.

I could feel its hairy stomach on my face.

I couldn't save him.

I cut myself on the bed frame.

I did not eat you.

I did something terrible and then I was corrected.

I didn't even want to go

I didn't even want to go on this stupid trip anyways.

I didn't have time to lower it.

I didn't heal that girl with my touch.

I didn't like to talk about it.

I didn't mean it.

I didn't mean to affect Ed

I didn't mean to put it that way.

I dig it. I like the whole thing.

I do have something to say.

I do not accept your resignation.

I do not believe you would enjoy it.

I do not believe you would shoot me.

I do not have any more data than you at this time.

I do not have the authority to do so.

I do not know.

I do not know.

I do not know.

I do not. Please, elaborate.

I don't believe it.

I don't believe it.

I don't feel good.

I don't have a husband.

I don't know anything about being in charge.

I don't know if I'd want to see it up close.

I don't know if your two dimensional perception

I don't know what with Yaphit.

I don't know why or how you managed to keep them in line,

I don't know, but everybody's wearing 'em.

I don't know, John, I think you look good in skinny jeans.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I went to the lab

I don't know. You tell me.

I don't like clowns.

I don't like this. Come on, let's go.

I don't need it explained

I don't recognize anything.

I don't say those things. That's...

I don't suppose the Orville could send down an armed party

I don't take orders from Union goons.

I don't think this is a healthy way to...

I don't understand.

I don't want anyone else.

I don't want them to know before my parents know.

I don't want to cause any trouble.

I don't want to make it sound too generic,

I don't want you to spare my feelings.

I don't... Wait. What time is it? Oh, my God.

I dumped him, let's be clear about that.

I feel ashamed.

I feel like I'm missing a piece,

I figured you might not want to kiss me,

I forgot what a terrible cook you are.

I got it, all right?

I got it!

I got off early today.

I got to go inside and be the boss.

I got to say, that sounds kind of shaky.

I got to say, watching your corpse drift away

I gotta go in and get the piece.

I grant you, but feelings nonetheless.

I guess I forgot how gorgeous he is.

I guess we'll never know for sure,

I guess what I'm having a little bit of trouble with here

I had a momentary lapse in judgment,

I had a skin tag removed once...

I had them quadruple fortified just for you

I had to give it my best shot.

I happen to think he's a cool guy.

I hate to break it to you, but you're not his type.

I have a grievance.

I have a gun!

I have a really bad rash under here.

I have a suggestion.

I have already told you,

I have an early morning tomorrow, so I...

I have arrived safely.

I have calculated the most likely trajectory

I have gained access

I have met the most amazing guy.

I have no experience processing this kind of data,

I have no idea why. I just...

I have noticed that many other families

I have seen you bleed.

I have the deepest respect for your place of origin,

I have to find my kids.

I have to get him back to the ship.

I have to pee.

I have waited my entire life

I have your medicine.

I heard about the Yaphit thing.

I heard you weren't feeling so great.

I hope you guys packed your umbrellas.

I hope your kid grows up and, uh..

I I don't, I don't want to look.

I I have no excuse, other than the fact

I I just can't get any more specific than that.

I I just wanted to see if you wanted to have a drink.

I I want to... I want to learn.

I It was just a souped up version

I just didn't know you were...

I just didn't think it was of consequence.

I just don't want to have to come visit you in prison.

I just finished my analysis.

I just forgot to include it in my report.

I just got off duty. You want to go tie one on?

I just have to work this out on my own.

I just heard on the way over here

I just know it.

I just need to get my instruments.

I just saw a clown on Deck C.

I just walked in there and I made it rain lods.

I just want to know the truth.

I just want to make it clear.

I just want to make sure you lie still

I just want to say, all y'all can suck ass,

I just want you to be happy.

I just want you to try using your gifts

I just wanted to check in and see how it's going.

I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

I just wanted to see if you guys needed any help.

I just wish I could tell somebody.

I just...

I know he's okay.

I know it's a planet. Where the hell did it come from?

I know it's your last night here,

I know that you're right.

I know that.

I know this is a safe place,

I know traveling's a bitch, but calm down.

I know what you did came from a good place.

I know what you're thinking, but don't you even put this on me.

I know you love your brother, too.

I know you will.

I know, I'm under house arrest, but please just hear me out.

I know, right? Bitch.

I know.

I know. I suck at these things.

I like him, Ed, okay? I can't help it.

I like soda.

I like when you talk dirty.

I look forward to joining you and your offspring

I love refinishing antique furniture.

I love you, too.

I love you.

I love you. Okay? I love you.

I love your big blue head.

I made the decision to go with it.

I made us a little dinner.

I mean go in. I gotta go in.

I mean it. This is creepy as hell.

I mean that maybe it's time to come home

I mean, do you think, like,

I mean, facts are facts.

I mean, he basically implied

I mean, he doesn't exactly seem that ambitious.

I mean, he got a million downvotes.

I mean, how are you gonna get millions of people

I mean, how many more people are gonna die

I mean, how the hell am I ever supposed

I mean, I don't... I don't remember it,

I mean, into him.

I mean, it all seems subject to public vote

I mean, it's... We can work through this like adults.

I mean, please, help me understand

I mean, she got 15 downvotes last week,

I mean, that's that's terrible.

I mean, the whites of your eyes are, like, super white.

I mean, these badges everyone wears,

I mean, they wouldn't, like... watch us all the time, right?

I mean, you always know what the majority wants.

I mean, you can invite her, if you want.

I mean, you guys really are from another planet?

I mean, you were top of your class at Union Point.

I meant as professionals.

I miss you.

I missed you so much! I'm so happy

I must conclude that you dislike her.

I need to be confined to sickbay.

I need to disinfect it first

I need to divert all available power

I need to know if the deflectors are ready.

I need to know why I got scared of that fire.

I need you to relieve me of duty right now.

I never told you how he died.

I only told you he was dead.

I ought to court martial you on this very spot

I ought to write you up for lying to a medical officer.

I put in a good word. That's all I did.

I really care about you.

I really regret what happened between us,

I really think it's important.

I really think now's the time for that mediation.

I see a village in the distance.

I see him coming in the hall, and he's always like,

I see how smart and funny and wise you are.

I see how warm you are

I see what a good mother you are to those awful boys.

I sequenced a blood sample f from one of the victims,

I should've been able to snap him like a twig,

I should've just said thank you.

I simply adjusted my programming to accommodate

I sing.

I slipped and fell.

I still want to know how the hell

I successfully crushed it with a chair

I suggest we rendezvous at the crash site.

I suppose it is not impossible.

I take full responsibility.

I thank you for the opportunity to observe them.

I think I lost a piece.

I think I speak for all of our viewers when I say

I think it's just easier to have words.

I think it's only prudent to caution everyone

I think on Bortus' planet that's foreplay.

I think so.

I think that was probably the worst flu I ever had.

I think that'd be really great.

I think that's a wonderful idea.

I think we can all agree

I think we could create a stable quantum bubble

I think we need to fill the post right away.

I think what he's asking is, with so many voices at once,

I think you did the right thing.

I think you're lying.

I think you're right.

I think your friends once told me they lived on Kappala Street.

I thought maybe we could have a little picnic,

I thought to myself,

I thought you convinced them.

I thought you'd like to know, Ty's gonna make a full recovery.

I thought you'd want to know the planet is about to reemerge

I told my mom she sucked.

I told you, I don't want to go to a stupid play planet.

I told you...

I tried to talk you out of it,

I tripped over Yaphit in the corridor.

I trust you slept well last night.

I try to act like it's just a job, but it's not.

I understand what you're feeling.

I used a tool.

I volunteer.

I want Mom!

I want Mom's voice.

I want to be alone.

I want to get clearance from the admiralty

I want to go for round two.

I want to help.

I want to know everything there is to know

I want to know what you're doing

I want to know why you guys put John in charge

I want to see right now. Yaphit,

I want to speak to Captain Mercer.

I want you and I to be okay.

I want you to be my new chief engineer.

I wanted to be liked, accepted.

I wanted to do something to help make things better for you.

I wanted to have them with.

I wanted to help get you back on the right path.

I was carrying a communication device.

I was gonna ask you to borrow a dermoscanner

I was gonna grab the fallen bulkhead,

I was gonna see if you want to get a beer.

I was just saying

I was just seeing what you're up to.

I was just thinking that.

I was like, boom.

I was one of the few who saw the danger coming.

I was only doing what I thought was right.

I was playing a Moclan game with Bortus.

I was really skeptical.

I was running towards him.

I was thinking about grabbing a drink in the mess hall.

I was with three others...

I was wondering if you had any thoughts

I watched Gordon die.

I watched three people murdered in my name.

I will check the upper level.

I will do my best.

I will fetch the Latchkum.

I will fetch the Latchkum.

I will look into the matter and contact you soon.

I will lose my mind.

I will make a course correction.

I will move at a faster pace alone.

I will not be able to use the shuttle's scanners

I will now sing it.

I will pass the Latchkum to you,

I will personally order him..

I will replenish the fire.

I will search my Earth files.

I will stand watch.

I will. You don't need to strap me down.

I wind up with the guy who you cheated with

I wish I could have captured that stupid thing alive.

I wish somebody would poke me today.

I wish them great happiness and good health.

I wish you good journeys,

I won't be gone long.

I won't bug you again.

I won't let them see me.

I wonder what kind of world that is.

I worked as a camp counselor one summer.

I would be happy to inform her that you are not.

I would be much more aware.

I would estimate approximately four minutes.

I would have to reach in my back pocket.

I would not have taken the fruit,

I would not put it so artlessly, but... yes.

I would suggest doing a little psychological digging.

I would surmise

I, um...

I...

I...

I... I even donated

I... I just can't believe

I... I know that, and I promise it will not happen again.

I... I mean, it's like

I... I really am.

I... I'm so, so completely sorry.

I'd have to examine someone who's had the procedure.

I'd like it to be you.

I'd like that a lot.

I'll ask you one more time.

I'll contact you from the shuttle.

I'll contact you when I can. Grayson out.

I'll get a bandage.

I'll give you that, but heading up a division is

I'll go.

I'll have what you're having.

I'll just hang onto that until we take you home.

I'll leave you alone.

I'll never be able to repay you for what you're doing.

I'll never get used to that sight.

I'll remind myself who's got my back.

I'll show you.

I'm a "prideful ass"?

I'm a bit of an arachnophobe.

I'm a completely different person, and...

I'm a good driver.

I'm a living, mortal being,

I'm a mom... it's my job. Now turn it off.

I'm a simple farmer, not worthy of your favor,

I'm afraid of what it looks like coming out.

I'm already bored.

I'm ashamed of my behavior,

I'm asking you to please consider John.

I'm assuming nobody was in here.

I'm better now.

I'm firing that guy.

I'm gel.

I'm going to call the police.

I'm gonna give that a big yes

I'm gonna go check on the landing team.

I'm gonna go tell John, get him started.

I'm gonna miss you guys.

I'm gonna show you exactly how I did it.

I'm gonna take a look around.

I'm gonna take us to quantum speed.

I'm gonna talk to John and try to get the full story.

I'm gonna try to get a closer look.

I'm good. I'm okay. I'm okay.

I'm healthier and happier.

I'm here to help guide you through your apology tour.

I'm here to work.

I'm I'm sorry, what?

I'm in love.

I'm just a little freaked out, you know?

I'm just having a little bit of a tough time

I'm just kind of over her right now.

I'm just saying...

I'm late. Listen, you gonna be up later?

I'm letting it slide because no one got hurt.

I'm not a commander.

I'm not a writer, okay?

I'm not an outdoorsy person. Second of all,

I'm not even that kind of guy.

I'm not familiar with that term.

I'm not gonna be able to keep the field stable.

I'm not gonna hurt you, I promise.

I'm not hungry.

I'm not ignoring you. I'm just very busy.

I'm not into him, okay?

I'm not looking forward to seeing Yaphit again,

I'm not picking up a distress signal, either.

I'm not quite sure how to ask this,

I'm not sure.

I'm not surprised.

I'm not the least bit surprised.

I'm not thinking anything.

I'm not who you think I am.

I'm on my way there. Tell the delegates to stand by.

I'm on my way to Engineering.

I'm on my way.

I'm picking up a signal from the shuttle.

I'm placing a formal reprimand on each of your records.

I'm pretty scared.

I'm putting you in command

I'm really sorry. I wasn't looking.

I'm saying, let's check the security logs.

I'm saying... what if I stayed behind?

I'm scared.

I'm skeptical, too, but that's what they say.

I'm sorry

I'm sorry I didn't tell you.

I'm sorry to interrupt you during your off hours.

I'm sorry, but do you just ride up and down

I'm sorry, Captain.

I'm sorry, John, I got to pull you away.

I'm sorry, Kelly.

I'm sorry, the what?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I...

I'm sure he can give you any updates you may need.

I'm sure you're all aware of.

I'm telling you, she's acting really weird.

I'm the dumbest son of a bitch you've ever met.

I'm told he dry humped a statue.

I'm transferring an updated plasma distribution map

I'm very busy... this better not be a social visit.

I'm way too happy. And you may as well

I'm your first officer.

I'm your only hope for survival.

I'm your publicity officer.

I've been all over the ship. It's completely deserted.

I've been to a dozen cafes all over town...

I've got to finish my report for Union Central.

I've heard this story, like, a thousand times.

I've left you, like, 900 messages.

I've never been so scared in my life. I...

I've put a lot of time

I've reached an agreement

If Andy got a look at you right now,

If anyone can hear me, there's nobody on the bridge,

If either species' DNA signature is found,

If either species' DNA signature is found,

If he speaks the truth,

If he was an overweight kid, that would help.

If he's as smart as his record indicates,

If I don't, we're not gonna make it.

If I had it to do over again, I would absolutely

If I have to come back there one more time, I swear to God

If I leaned back right now, I'd give myself a vasectomy.

If I wanted to scratch my balls right now,

If I was being rushed by an angry Moclan

If I'd have had more time, I would have recused myself.

If it continues on its present course,

If it happens again, I'm gonna submit

If it wasn't such a sweet offer.

If that field collapses...

If that's what you're comfortable with.

If there's any songs you guys want to...

If there's anything at all I can do...

If they be honest and true,

If they detected our signal at all.

If they think you're pandering,

If they use it and they're wrong, it's a career ender.

If we are to find out what happened to the crew.

If we get out of this...

If we match the deflector amplitude

If we're still in the dark after that,

If you are attempting to frighten us,

If you are undamaged, then we must keep moving.

If you do something wrong?

If you guys want to...

If you hadn't gone to bat for me?

If you knew you were in a simulation,

If you promise not to throw up.

If you want to come.

If you work hard enough.

If you're not afraid, there's nothing to be brave about.

If you're tall enough, yes.

If your downvotes remain under ten million,

If, God forbid, something's happened to our people,

Improve bridge operations?

In astrogeology class I learned that

In case anyone was planning on getting mad at me.

In case the alien creature returns.

In discovery and in the endurance of the logical mind.

In five minutes

In more ways than one.

In my life. That's not how I talk.

In my shuttle.

In no time. Excuse me

In open space.

In or around sickbay.

In order to do it.

In our home universe, that is.

In private?

In some way... alien influence,

In that part of the corridor.

In the Bruidian's sweat glands, and it was love at first sight.

In the city of Uravah.

In the first place.

In the infinite shadows.

In the interest of relations between Kaylon and the Union.

In the line of duty.

In the mountains where the shuttle impacted.

In the quantum bubble.

In the rare case that the captain has been compromised

In the remnants of placenta recovered from inside of it

In the s sleeve of a down coat?

In the simulator this whole time?

In the upper engine!

In this star system who you haven't had sex with?

In two hours, 31 minutes.

In your initial report, Ed?

In... seven minutes.

Incomplete. I need to do some computer analysis

Incredible.

Indeed, the very worst.

Indeed.

Indeed. We must find your mother.

Indicating that when the planet

Industrial pollution and wide range broadcast signals.

Influence the mass perception before it's too late.

Initiating quantum bubble.

Initiating spatial conduit.

Inner hull compromised.

Inner hull compromised.

Inner hull compromised.

Inner hull compromised.

Inside the shuttle, and preserve three dimensional space.

Internal scan shows he is in his quarters.

Internal scan shows her in her quarters.

Internal scans confirm that there was indeed

Into exactly the same shape as before,

Into rebuilding my relationship with Ed.

Into uncharted space tomorrow. You don't want to be hungover.

Is a loss that is deeply felt by all of us.

Is a planet locked in a multiphasic orbit.

Is about to reemerge into our universe.

Is an absolute, unstructured democracy.

Is anyone there?!

Is both Bruidian and Navarian

Is bound to achieve space travel in less than a month.

Is gonna be looking for them.

Is how you could have done something like this

Is intensely pleasurable.

Is is there anything to do?

Is it "John"?

Is it Bruidian or Navarian?

Is it conscious?

Is it Kelvic?

Is it possible that it affected us

Is it possible that the damage to the ship

Is it too grindy or not grindy enough?

Is it your custom to ignore your guests?

Is Lieutenant Payne's friend and commanding officer,

Is not something I want on file.

Is some kind of weakness.

Is that the only reason you dumped Andy?

Is that you are great at seeing all sides of a problem,

Is that your freakin' job?!

Is the captain mad?

Is the cause of so much conflict.

Is there a chance we're dealing with some kind of..

Is there a problem?

Is there another forensic archaeologist

Is there any way we can communicate with them?

Is there any way we can get a look inside the doorway?

Is there anyone on board?

Is there anything you guys can think of,

Is this punishment?

Is this too grindy

Is this too many people?

Is this..

Is to go in through the abdomen, up through the chest,

Is your brother awake?

Is your taut physique.

Isaac briefed me on everything that happened down there.

Isaac has been a part of our world for centuries.

Isaac is on the surface. I'm on my way back.

Isaac to bridge.

Isaac to Captain Mercer.

Isaac to Captain Mercer.

Isaac to Chief Newton.

Isaac to Dr. Finn

Isaac will remain on the bridge and continue to scan

Isaac, are my boys all right?

Isaac, can you hear me?

Isaac, can you reduce the illumination on the viewer?

Isaac, do the scans still read as human?

Isaac, get the engine realignment started,

Isaac, how did you do it?

Isaac, how long until the engine realignment is complete?

Isaac, how much of a risk would it pose to the ship

Isaac, I I guess I should say thank you.

Isaac, it's 700 years.

Isaac, it's Claire

Isaac, look at her bio signs.

Isaac, shut it down, now!

Isaac, shut it down.

Isaac, what about the plasma storm?

Isaac, what is it?

Isaac, what the hell is going on?

Isaac, where is the captain?!

Isaac, you have to have something.

Isaac!

Isaac!

Isaac!

Isaac?

Isaac? Isaac?

Isaac.

Isaac...

Isaac...

Isaac's transferring access to your station.

It appears the instantaneous transition

It appears the power flow to the...

It appears to be a spatial anomaly,

It became obsolete with the invention of matter synthesis.

It can't happen.

It could get a little rough, guys! Hang on!

It defies every law of physics

It does come out.

It doesn't have to be that way.

It doesn't look like anything's been disturbed.

It doesn't sound good.

It grows into a parasite within the body.

It is a basic energy weapon.

It is a distortion of some kind.

It is a planet.

It is aged nine years.

It is almost as if the fabric

It is deleted.

It is emanating from an uncharted spatial fold Don't.

It is less than four kilometers away.

It is my understanding that you described the civilization

It is quite possible your mother is alive.

It is reemerging.

It is voting time, and today we've got one

It jeopardizes the smooth operation of this ship,

It jeopardizes your command.

It just... vanished.

It looks like Bronze Age level development,

It looks like extreme traumatic shock,

It looks like they just didn't see her.

It looks like we're stuck here for a few hours.

It might beef up the strength of the bubble.

It should compensate for any field instability.

It suggests they're not.

It turns out that I need John to stay

It turns out the DNA in the artifact

It was a dark time.

It was a metaphor for inequality.

It was a story written in the 1880s,

It was caught on video and uploaded to the Master Feed.

It was gonna be you guys.

It was her choice to tell you.

It was just too late.

It was late evening.

It was my fault.

It was not intended as a boast,

It was quite fascinating to be able

It was quite informative.

It was Yaphit's half cocked idea that got us into this.

It was your cries that woke me up.

It will be met with a superior force

It will encounter the anomaly.

It will give me an opportunity

It won't be long before you advance millennia past us.

It would appear so. Thank you for your help, Nurse Park.

It would be best to avoid it.

It would be foolish to squander the opportunity.

It would not survive another passage.

It'll help you understand us.

It'll take a couple of days

It's 'cause I'm gelatinous, isn't it?

It's a continuously streaming opinion feed.

It's a deviated septum.

It's a doorway.

It's a part of every culture's evolution.

It's a risky procedure, but you told me it was essential

It's a safe place.

It's a shame.

It's actually really pretty when it's empty like this.

It's all changed.

It's all right, better the clown than you.

It's amazing, isn't it?

It's an extreme crisis only regulation

It's atmosphere.

It's beautiful.

It's breathtaking, isn't it?

It's Claire.

It's dark out there.

It's Darulio.

It's disgusting. You'd throw up, so...

It's easily affected by the smallest movement.

It's fine, forget it.

It's fine. I'll go with you.

It's fine. We'll go.

It's gonna be a little jarring

It's hard to explain.

It's how we can tell who's good and who's bad.

It's impossible.

It's in my file.

It's incredible.

It's just a big old nasty pothole.

It's just a little more advanced, that's all.

It's just a machine.

It's just companionship.

It's just this super intense sexual desire,

It's like a drug.

It's like it has a life of its own.

It's like she's not even herself.

It's like, why why do we have to put people in boxes?

It's my fault!

It's not a hat.

It's not about that.

It's not like I'm making that up.

It's not like we're getting married or anything.

It's not like we're getting married or anything.

It's not like you and Kelly are still together, so,

It's not the feather, Dumbo.

It's nothing. Just some stuff.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's one of the stages of learning.

It's only a blip, though.

It's pretty disgraceful.

It's probably just faulty communications.

It's really bright.

It's set on maximum, and we both know that's enough

It's so big.

It's terrible. See, you know, I was afraid of that

It's the only lead we have right now.

It's the only reason you still have bars on your shoulder.

It's the rainy season on Arboreus Prime.

It's these friggin' jeans.

It's time to go.

It's time.

It's transferred through touch.

It's unconditional love, you know?

It's unlikely he would have survived,

It's very, very dark in space

It's what any parent would say to their child.

It's you, isn't it? You're behind all this.

It's you.

It's your ship

It's, like, where's the me time, you know?

It's... it's you.

Its time constant undergoes an acceleration.

Jammed up. Like, I'm in my jammies.

John dry humped a statue.

John Lamarr supports his 90 year old grandmother."

John would even want the job?

John, meet me in the shuttle bay.

John, report to the bridge, set a course

John, set a course back to the plasma storm.

John, they happen every day.

John, what do you think?

John, what if we couple the quantum phase inducers

John, who is it?

John, you won!

John.

John. Our friend who got arrested.

John...

Join the club.

Just be yourself, but be humble.

Just became habit, I guess.

Just because you're a little slow

Just don't think about it, okay?

Just drinks, you know. It's no big deal.

Just give us a minute, okay?

Just go out there with a lot of positive energy.

Just hold his hand

Just keep it quiet.

Just let's focus on our jobs.

Just sit in orbit for 11 days?

Just so we can say we tried?

Just take a breath, all right?

Just think for one second.

Just to avoid cultural contamination.

Just to get a status update.

Just to the north of here.

Just trust me, I am not well

Keep me posted.

Kel ly...

Kel?

Kelly does not deserve their worship.

Kelly is merciful, my young one.

Kelly the Traveler.

Kelly was right about you.

Kelly, he fed a guy to another guy.

Kelly, I need to do this.

Kelly, it's too...

Kelly, no unnecessary risks.

Kelly, the Bruidian ambassadors

Kelly, we really have to go, or we're gonna be trapped here.

Kelly, what the hell kind of circus is this?

Kelly, what's happening?

Kelly.

Kelly.

Kelly. We got to go.

Kelly... what the hell is happening?

Kelly's supposed to be down there. Where is she?

Kelly's watching you. All the time.

Kids, strap in!

Kind of. I have a dim sense

Kitan to anyone who can hear me.

Kitan to bridge. Do you read?

Kitan to engineering. Do you read me?

Klyden and I have just put Topa to bed.

Klyden will not stop eating, the child never sleeps,

Knock it off!

Knowledge of extraterrestrial life

Krill plasma rifles.

Ladies and gentlemen, John Lamarr.

Lamarr, what's happening?

Last time I checked,

Leading to a pocket of two dimensional space.

Leading to cardiac arrest.

Leads directly through it.

Leaves any room for this concept,

Length, width, height.

Let alone security."

Let me go, and maybe I can find a cure.

Let me put John in charge of the analysis team.

Let them come to you.

Let's get flat.

Let's go! The mountains are some distance away,

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's say he loses.

Let's say I'm not aware, okay?

Let's say we reveal ourselves.

Let's say, right,

Let's see it.

Let's see what you've got.

Let's see where we're at.

Let's show everybody what you can do.

Let's take a look.

Letting me see all of this.

Lewis and I worked together a long time ago,

Lewis isn't exactly the type to hump a statue.

Lewis, I need to know.

Lewis, is there anything you can tell us about that planet

Lewis, thank God. Are you all right?

Lewis, they killed him.

Lewis!

Lie down.

Lieutenant Kitan has exercised

Lieutenant Kitan must complete the program.

Lieutenant Lamarr has escaped punishment.

Lieutenant Lamarr's quantum bubble has allowed us

Lieutenant Malloy taught me this song.

Lieutenant Payne's death,

Lieutenant Payne's kids probably have it harder.

Lieutenant Yaphit, report to Engineering.

Lieutenant, are you okay?

Lieutenant, are you okay?

Lieutenant, confiscate their communication devices

Lieutenant, have you ever studied the history of money?

Lieutenant, I'm transferring auxiliary power to your station!

Lieutenant, if I may make an observation,

Lieutenant, it won't budge!

Lieutenant, knock it off right now. That's an order.

Lieutenant, please assist Isaac with his analysis.

Lieutenant, what is it?

Lieutenant, what's our position?

Lieutenant, where are we?

Lieutenant!

Lieutenant. Have a seat.

Life form from a planet called Kaylon.

Life form to you.

Life signs?

Lights on.

Like a bridge cat.

Like a plow you might use in one of your fields.

Like a... a clown clown?

Like a... like a real date, like we used to do.

Like if they had a residence nearby?

Like say, "Oh, my God, I just found out

Like shoot lasers out of your eyes or anything?

Like you would use a garden hoe or a a hammer.

Like, do we have a... a plant guy?

Like, on lots of different planets

Like, really cool, actually.

Like, we could meet in the mess hall, you know.

Listen to me.

Listen to me. I'm not any of those things.

Listen, I...

Listen, I'm gonna shower and change,

Listen, Lysella, about our friends who got corrected...

Listen, uh, they said I could take

Listen, what's your name?

Listen.

Little furry thing with whiskers.

Little weirded out, but otherwise fine.

Living cells are made out of protein molecules,

Long enough.

Look around you.

Look at it.

Look at that. We're making progress already. Terrific.

Look at this place.

Look man, I just danced with a statue, that's all.

Look,

Look,

Look, Admiral, he's an impulsive guy, yes,

Look, Admiral, I apologize.

Look, all I'm saying is that

Look, can I just cut through some of this?

Look, Dr. Finn, you're obviously not yourself.

Look, Ed...

Look, he's obviously brilliant,

Look, I don't want you to mince words.

Look, I know everybody's been telling you this,

Look, I know this is really bad, all right?

Look, I know this is really bad, all right?

Look, I promise it won't happen again.

Look, I thought we talked about this, okay.

Look, I understand you're feeling guilty

Look, I'm a doctor.

Look, I'm gonna go for broke... I'm here to ask you out

Look, I'm just here to help you.

Look, I've been digging on Lopovius

Look, if you don't get out of here right now,

Look, it's harmless.

Look, just hang tight. We'll have some info soon.

Look, Lieutenant, there's nothing wrong

Look, sir, just hear me out on this, okay?

Look, there's been a little misunderstanding.

Look, Yaphit, I I'm sorry about what happened earlier.

Look, you want to spend your retirement years

Look, you've been coming in here for months pulling this crap.

Look.

Look. This command...

Look... Kel, I'm sorry,

Looks like a big screen saver, doesn't it?

Looks like our time just ran out.

Looks like their entire fleet.

Looks like we're about three miles outside the city.

Looks so empty.

Losing a crewmate is something that every officer is always prepared for.

Lot of farmers, lot of builders.

Lower your voice and calm down, okay? I can explain.

Lysella, thank you.

Lysella, we need your help.

Lysella, what can you tell us about your planet that might

Lysella, where do they send people who have been corrected?

Lysella.

Ma'am, have you seen either of these two men?

Magnify image.

Main power is off line.

Maintain course.

Major structural damage reported in engineering, sir.

Make sure you keep it on stun.

Malloy here.

Mama got held up, but I'm coming.

Man, I hate that story.

Man, if it, uh, looks like this going in,

Man, it does look a lot like Earth.

Man, this guy'd be the perfect boyfriend.

Many have resorted to cannibalism

Marcus, Ty.

Marcus!

Marcus.

Marcus. You have not consumed your ration bar.

May be compromised.

May I ask what you plan to do?

May I leave?

May I make a final observation?

Maybe it wasn't really your fault.

Maybe just focus on the peace talks, huh?

Maybe send a probe?

Maybe somewhere he's got it in him.

Maybe the box wants to do its own thing

Maybe there's some here.

Maybe they can offer some insight.

Maybe they decided to set down somewhere.

Maybe they do now.

Maybe we can help those poor people.

Maybe we hit a squirrel or something.

Maybe we're all just really stoned.

Maybe when I was a child?

Maybe you can find a guy here, huh?

Maybe you could go distract them with your breasts.

Maybe.

Me, too.

Me, too. We're headed straight into the plasma storm,

Means everything to me.

Medieval battle camp in the Simulator.

Mental focus, clarity, you know, muscle tone.

Mercer here. Go ahead.

Mercer to bridge. Report!

Mercer to Grayson.

Mercer to Grayson.

Merely a statement of fact.

Might warm the place up a little.

Millions were killed.

Mine broke, so I figured I'd wait

Mine, too. Really, really gross guy.

Minimum systems online.

Minimum systems online.

Missed what?

Mm, I don't know, he just seems kind of shady.

Mmm.

Mmm. Oh, my God.

Mom said turn it off!

Mom said you couldn't bring that!

Mom said you couldn't!

Mom used to tell us bedtime stories before we went to sleep.

Mom, can I come with you?

Mom, what's happening?

Mom!

Mom. Mom.

Mom... I'm...

Mommy! Mom! Mommy!

Mommy?

Mommy.

Mommy.

Mommy. Mommy.

More clowns.

More forgiving of a crime, if the perpetrator has talent.

More space inside than out, like Doctor Who's phone booth.

More than 36 people were killed

Most of space is empty, so our odds are good.

Most of these are from my 20s.

Mostly, but also...

Mouthgasm.

Move.

Moves out of our universe and into the other,

Mr. Darulio.

Multiple hull fractures,

Must be nice not feeling pain.

Mwah! Come on!

Mwah.

My artificial construct is capable

My family's poor, and my mother is ill.

My fleet will stand down

My God, he sure doesn't act like it.

My God, his family.

My God, it's incredible how similar it is to old Earth.

My God, thank you for lighting me on fire

My God, we got to get better people.

My God, what happened to your hand?

My God, you guys look like unemployed backup dancers.

My God!

My God.

My God.

My God.

My God.

My hand must remain unencumbered in the event I require its use.

My Interspecies Diplomacy professor bragging

My leg!

My mom redid our bathroom in those colors.

My mom's been locked in her office for hours,

My motives are completely selfish.

My name is Drogen.

My name is Kelly.

My next guest is a guy

My official resignation.

My only directive is to study human behavior

My people are becoming restless.

My point is, human ambition didn't vanish.

My scans indicate he has ingested a water borne toxin.

My scans of the planet's surface

My species reproduces by mitosis.

My translator must be broken,

My two sons and an artificial being.

Mystery solved.

N... no BS.

N... no, no, I... I swear to God.

Nah. Can you imagine?

Nah. No.

Name one thing she did.

Navarian fleet, stand down as well.

Navarians, we've programmed our food synthesizers to serve

Near Science Lab 1, but they are not responding.

Negative, Captain. There is still nothing in the scans

Negative, Commander, but I am detecting

Negative.

Negative. It appears to be emanating

Negative. Our modes of existence are incompatible.

Neither your captain nor your first officer

New problem.

Newton to bridge!

Newton, what's happening down there?

Nine overloaded power conduits,

No bare feet in the engineering section?

No change, Captain.

No exceptions.

No final decisions have been made,

No injuries or hull damage.

No interference.

No matter how hard it was.

No one survives out there for long.

No power signature from the Horbalak vessel.

No problem.

No response.

No sign of the Krill ships, Captain.

No surprise,

No wonder that man died.

No, Bortus,

No, but we could use the shuttle to tow the Orville out

No, Claire, this is insane.

No, he died because in a crisis situation,

No, I was not.

No, I'm I'm good. I'm good.

No, I'm too shy to wear a crop top.

No, it's a figure... Never mind.

No, it's it's something else.

No, it's not a miracle.

No, it's not.

No, it's not.

No, it's not. I don't feel well.

No, it's okay. I know. I am, too.

No, no, I I get the gist.

No, no, it's my fault. I'm an idiot.

No, no, no, Kel, it's fine.

No, no, no, no, no, no. No!

No, no. Your timing was actually perfect.

No, of course not.

No, of course not.

No, screw that guy.

No, she's not getting a pizza.

No, sir

No, sir. I was just trying

No, they are merely stunned.

No, this is not punishment.

No! No, no. We We'll we'll just sit here.

No! No!

No! Please.

No? Then I'll be fine.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Come on! No!

No. I'll go.

No. I'm not.

No. Just...

No. Look, you told me today

No. No.

No. Oh, God, no.

No. Stay in your seats. I'll be right back.

No. Thank you for...

No. Time just moves differently

Nobody else called it a glory hole.

Nobody likes going to the doctor.

Nobody's going down there except the landing team.

None of it was real, Alara.

None of it was there.

None of this should have happened.

Nor can I send a distress signal to the Orville.

Nor were there any anomalous readings

Nose buried so deep in his work,

Not according to the autopsy.

Not anymore.

Not everybody wants that.

Not given away.

Not happy about it,

Not into him.

Not necessarily.

Not really. I know people used to use it to buy houses

Not super fashionable, but it'll cover

Not the vacation we had in mind, but at least we can breathe.

Not to hump things, but in the meantime,

Not today. I am giving you a direct order.

Not too far from where we were.

Not yet.

Nothin'. It's just that you've gone through

Nothing at all in the Union medical database.

Nothing. It was a joke.

Now change course.

Now entering glory hole.

Now get back to work.

Now get get to work. Everybody move.

Now get over here.

Now get this crap off of me, you crazy sons of bitches!

Now get up.

Now he goes back to detention to wait for the final summary vote.

Now remember, humility is the key.

Now to deliver the eulogy

Now watch.

Now what?

Now with that in mind,

Now, come on, up.

Now, look, I know you've both agreed

Now, remember, if you need

Now, remember, you go in,

Now, tell me what's going on

Now, there must be some way to...

Now, this job entails a lot of guesswork.

Now, you listen to me, and you listen good.

Now!

Numerous minor injuries, no major structural damage.

Nurse Park, I'm putting a special commendation

Obviously, people are

Odd.

Odds are Gordon was the brain trust behind that stunt.

Of a dark, wet place.

Of a gelatinous person in charge of a department.

Of a more advanced artificial life form.

Of a society that undeveloped is a serious charge.

Of a spatial anomaly of some variety.

Of comfort for the people.

Of course.

Of course. Claire.

Of course. I'll do everything I can to help.

Of dysonium on the outer hull.

Of enduring for millions of years.

Of isolation, with which I conceived the empty ship.

Of Mr. Darulio's pheromone. All we had to do was embed it

Of soldiers reuniting with their pets.

Of space itself is...

Of the affected areas of the ship

Of the anomaly does not conform to the universal constant.

Of the first time you descended from above.

Of the innermost moons

Of the science and engineering task force

Of the science team instead of me.

Of the shuttle's rear section.

Of the tests on the artifact.

Of them running into each other unsupervised. Perfect.

Oh

Oh

Oh, 38.

Oh, all good. Just figured I'd check.

Oh, am I yelling? Am I yelling?

Oh, and John just went along with it?

Oh, and so modest.

Oh, and, Alara,

Oh, baby, I'm so glad you're okay.

Oh, blessed be the heavens.

Oh, Captain, we're just installing

Oh, Captain.

Oh, check it out, he's leaving.

Oh, Chuckles, I missed you when I was at war.

Oh, Chuckles. Oh, Chuckles, come here!

Oh, come on. You're not gonna pretend

Oh, crap, we're in trouble.

Oh, crap.

Oh, crap.

Oh, crap. Everybody, hold on!

Oh, crap. Yeah.

Oh, dude, that sucks.

Oh, for God's sakes, don't make this worse.

Oh, God, I'm so sorry. Please,

Oh, God, Manilow was a genius.

Oh, God, no.

Oh, God, oh, baby.

Oh, God, that was too forward, wasn't it?

Oh, God, the last person

Oh, God, you know, it is just so hard

Oh, God.

Oh, great and mighty Kelly,

Oh, great.

Oh, great.

Oh, great.

Oh, great. What did I do now?

Oh, hell, no. Hell, no.

Oh, hey

Oh, hey, Alara, I didn't mean it like that.

Oh, hey, guys.

Oh, hey, settle an argument for us:

Oh, hey. Glad you're here. I want to show you something.

Oh, hey. We have the simulator at 3:00.

Oh, I I totally would,

Oh, I know these moves.

Oh, I love jokes.

Oh, I'm sorry, didn't you just say

Oh, I'm sorry, Kel, are you uncomfortable? Are you?

Oh, Isaac.

Oh, it's an Earth pet.

Oh, it's fine. It all worked out.

Oh, it's just like the dinner I made for you

Oh, look at that.

Oh, man, this is not good.

Oh, merciful Kelly

Oh, Mom, come on! You suck.

Oh, my God, Chuckles,

Oh, my God, cut the crap! I'm not telling you again!

Oh, my God, I'm sorry, I thought you hung up. I'm s...

Oh, my God, if I have to come back there one more time,

Oh, my God, no, you didn't!

Oh, my God, that's right.

Oh, my God, what are you doing?

Oh, my God, what did you do?

Oh, my God, you did.

Oh, my God, you're already above 500,000.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Give me a hand over here!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. How about leading

Oh, my God. It's not a pothole.

Oh, my God. What what if it laid an egg in my nose

Oh, my...

Oh, my... God.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, Nurse Park.

Oh, please, bless him.

Oh, really well so far.

Oh, slow down, Ty.

Oh, so this is all just a big joke to you.

Oh, sweetie, I am so very sorry this has happened.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, thanks, man.

Oh, thanks. It's all circulation, yeah.

Oh, that's all good. No worries.

Oh, there's no problem.

Oh, there's nothing artificial about it.

Oh, they've been squawkin' since they got here.

Oh, this is gonna be so sad.

Oh, this.

Oh, well, break it out. Show me.

Oh, well, that's a bummer... I was counting on him

Oh, whoa.

Oh, will do.

Oh, wow,

Oh, wow, so now you're saying you had to fight for me.

Oh, yeah, it closes for you.

Oh, yeah, laugh it up, you brats.

Oh, yeah, we're in a lot of trouble.

Oh, you are so welcome, dear one.

Oh, you guys talking about pancakes?

Oh, you know, it turns out he's almost done with his work,

Oh, you two are back together?

Oh! Oh, man! I am so sorry!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. I'm... so sorry.

Oh. Well, man, that that's really nice of you,

Oh. Yeah, sorry.

Oh. Yeah.

Oh... The mess hall on a weeknight.

Okay, boom. Now, if we can increase engine efficiency

Okay, everybody, listen up.

Okay, first of all, I would never live on a mountaintop.

Okay, go.

Okay, I just want to jump in here.

Okay, I quit. I quit right now.

Okay, I think we've heard enough.

Okay, I'll see you guys later.

Okay, I'm I'm confused.

Okay, it is voting time, audience,

Okay, it's officially been 12 hours.

Okay, let's pretend I don't know what that is.

Okay, let's say that's our only way out.

Okay, let's say...

Okay, let's see what else is in the file.

Okay, let's talk about the fact that from now on,

Okay, now I ain't laughing.

Okay, now you can't eat it until after you tell...

Okay, okay, I understand.

Okay, pay attention.

Okay, see,

Okay, slow us down.

Okay, so let's get straight to it,

Okay, so what happened exactly?

Okay, step back, Chief!

Okay, there you go.

Okay, they just brought him out. I got to go.

Okay, um...

Okay, wait, so...

Okay, wait. Now I'm really lost.

Okay, welcome back to The Chat.

Okay, well, you know what?

Okay, what the hell's going on here?

Okay, you got me.

Okay, you want to talk?

Okay?

Okay? We'll have this whole thing sorted out

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. I'll meet you there in 20.

Okay. Let me talk to Ty.

Okay. There it is.

Okay. Uh huh. Everybody got one?

Okay... Have a seat.

On a statue commemorating frontier hero Mella Giffenden.

On an alien planet with no way to get back?

On each of you, just to be safe.

On my planet,

On my way, sir.

On some kind of points system.

On the monitor, at least.

On the Orville include two parents.

On the planet as comparable in development

On the section of the Orville

On the surface.

On the table when people come in here.

On this recreational outing.

On this stupid trip anyways. You're the one who made me.

On this world. I will be back.

On your record

Once a year, members of my species go through heat.

One Gas Giant with 72 moons.

One hour, 16 minutes.

One of them tried to escape before he was corrected.

One of your officers has direct contact

One person with me on the tour.

One world at a time.

Only 11 days pass for us.

Only a slice of prawgus cake at the buffet.

Only against life forms that think

Only in the sense that she's a human aboard a Union starship.

Only now rich means being the best at what you do.

Only one way to find out.

Open a wide band channel to both fleets

Open your mouth.

Operating at maximum efficiency.

Operating in such a fashion.

Opsadda does not come out.

Or a hobo clown, or what?

Or anything like that?

Or bottomless pits before you saw them?

Or Commander Grayson.

Or fifth dimensional people watching us right now?

Or it could plunge them into a panic,

Or not grindy enough?

Or Oscar the Grouch's can.

Or other midsized rodent.

Or severed limbs in the shuttle.

Or Snoopy's doghouse, yeah.

Or some worse degree of upheaval.

Or someone.

Or the ship in some way?

Or they're all gonna upload.

Or we could just

Or what medicine to take if you're sick?

Or you could just say he's a veteran.

Order your fleets to stand down immediately.

Orville here.

Orville to shuttle.

Our drink plan.

Our dysonium power supply is depleted.

Our engines are unable to break free.

Our planet worshipped you as a deity for many centuries.

Our society has become a spacefaring culture

Outer hull pressure increasing

Outside of two dimensional space

Over a month.

Over Lopovius? Sure.

Over our bloodied corpses.

Ow! Aah!

Ow! It hurts!

Ozawa out.

Pack up your crap. You're fired.

Pack up your crap. You're fired.

Palovis. All right.

Palovis. He's the lizard looking guy

Parenting tips from a talking hubcap.

Part of his job is to maintain a low profile

Part of my job is to help assemble

Payne knew the risks of this uniform,

Peace.

Peanut butter and jelly is impossible to screw up.

People are sharing them.

People competed to see who had the best singing voice.

People say things

People seem to think

People still want to be rich,

People will like him now.

Performing what appears to be

Perhaps Lieutenant Lamarr could be of help.

Perhaps the scanner logs will provide a clue.

Perhaps then, we will study you.

Perhaps we can transfer enough power

Perhaps we could fortify the deflectors in some fashion.

Perhaps you can assist me in my study of biological life forms

Perhaps you should reevaluate your method of controlling them.

Permission to return to duty.

Phobias with which to populate the program.

Pies, seltzer bottles, balloon animals... be alert.

Please adjust your bodies to a horizontal bearing.

Please don't tell anybody how much I screamed

Please respond.

Please tell Tom's family

Please, all I want is a cup of tea.

Please, Isaac?

Please, spread the word far and wide to your people.

Please, wait.

Please?

Please.

Please.

Plus, I'm a terrible cook, and so I didn't want

Pose any health hazard to the crew?

Pretty combustible scenario.

Preventing a war from starting? Are you insane?!

Prior to the killing?

Prove it

Pull the hydraulic release, and it will turn more easily.

Pulse rate 42 beats per minute,

Push quantum drive to the limit without breaking the ship apart.

Put it on the viewer.

Put on display as a lesson to others,

Put them through.

Radio silence.

Raise deflectors.

Read the sign.

Ready on your order, Captain.

Really makes your skin pop.

Really?

Really?

Really? I mean, y you seemed pretty pissed.

Really? You wouldn't want to visit a women's prison?

Recompense is unnecessary, Commander.

Reconciling this with my current position.

Reducing illumination by 20%.

Regardless, it is crushed.

Relax, have a drink?

Remarkable similarities to your 21st century Earth.

Remember the girl from the cafe said that they'd been corrected.

Remember, these guys hate each other.

Remove them at once.

Report to my office.

Report!

Report.

Request clearance to extract him.

Request security detail immediately.

Require a rest period. We will depart in the morning

Reset program.

Rest in peace, Harrison.

Reveal to us their innocence or their guilt.

Ridiculous.

Right before you saw the clown

Right on the border of Union space, and you can bet

Right, like, is... is this too grindy?

Right, yes, and that's bad.

Right. That's... that's the one.

Right. Well, what's on your mind?

Rocked the ancient city.

Run!

Sargas Four is a capitalist culture.

Sargas Four is an acute example of this phenomenon.

Saw it. Felt it.

Say something to Admiral Halsey to get me this command?

Scan broadcast signals for any mention of Kelly.

Scanner log data could give us a frequency window

Scanners are showing a second fleet farther out.

Scanners have detected a quantum fluctuation

Scanning.

Scans are detecting the planet.

Scans are detecting the presence of a quantum wake.

Scans are now showing much more extensive architecture,

Scans have revealed a temporal inconsistency

Scans show no record of the vortex

Scared to death of surgery.

Scary as balls.

Search Deck C logs, beginning with time index 468.2...

Secure yourself and brace for impact.

See if maybe there's a way for you both

See you in the morning.

See?

See? It's nothing scary.

Send it to the briefing room.

Send me your coordinates. I'll get there as fast as I can.

Sex drive.

She can't repair the damage.

She got up, she got out,

She is so getting a downvote when she gets back.

She knows when you've been bad,

She must've changed the code.

She saved the whale forests.

She says it's 'cause I'm smart.

She was afraid we might try to shut it down.

She was right about a lot of things.

She was... she did a lot of things,

She's a coke addict.

She's telling the truth.

She's the only one who might be able to give us a lead.

Ship's power is completely off line.

Should I get bangs?

Should that fear come into doubt, our ability to govern

Shouldn't have any effect on living tissue.

Show some respect for your country, jerk.

Shut up!

Shuttle bay reports the archaeologist is arriving now.

Shuttle to bridge. We're okay.

Shuttle to Orville.

Shuttle to Orville.

Simulating a sexual act

Simulation? What are you talking about?

Since Darulio was on board.

Since I was here before?

Since there are humanoid life forms there,

Sir, both fleets have disengaged.

Sir, I may have a theory.

Sir, it may be possible to reconfigure

Sir, the alien ship is hailing us.

Sir, the fleets have opened fire on each other.

Sir, the Horbalak ship is approaching the anomaly.

Sir, the Krill have increased speed.

Sir, we can't let them do this to John.

Sir, we have to assume the shuttle suffered

Sir, we're still at least two days away

Sir, we're still waiting on Yaphit

Sir, we've lost both quantum phase inducers

So am I.

So can't we just fly back through or something?

So everyone's gonna have to stay alert.

So get out those mobile devices and cast your vote now.

So have I.

So here's what I'm proposing.

So I designed a program based on inquiries conducted

So I guess we all kind of just forgot our manners.

So I have to get the hell out of here right now.

So I just figured might as well leave it, you know?

So I made a backup.

So I overhear

So I'm promoting Yaphit.

So if they get squeezed flat, and they don't expand

So if you want to blame somebody, you blame me.

So it doesn't seem fake.

So it's all okay

So let's take a look around. Isaac,

So much so that you forgot about the arrival of the delegates.

So that tells you something.

So that you may, in your infinite wisdom,

So that you'd never be caught off guard in a crisis again

So that's starting now.

So this is an absolute democracy?

So trust me about you.

So universally respected by our country?

So used to putting you out of my mind

So we travel hundreds of light years from Earth

So what do we do now?

So what is so horrible about speaking up?

So what would have been the point?

So you asked permission to have Isaac create a simulation

So you can find Mom?

So you needed a short term memory wipe

So you see, Commander,

So, can you guys, like, do stuff?

So, did you have a chance to talk to anyone

So, how was the rest of your day?

So, how's the field generator?

So, I should just...

So, like, I could go down there

So, lots to catch up on, huh?

So, no, I am not sorry that I recommended you to Halsey

So, please, don't forget to cast your votes now.

So, right now, I want you

So, the outside would be squashed,

So, um...

So, what are we up against?

So, what, does this just go on

So?

So... this is your place.

So... you know Kelly and Ed?

Some crazy weird readings.

Some people like to keep it simple.

Some people never see the light.

Some people want to go to work,

Some sandwiches. Banana bread.

Some success integrating into the culture.

Somebody took a picture. Here.

Someone help me!

Someone is approaching.

Something interesting about themselves.

Something less depressing?

Something like that. Just, no nothing crazy.

Something's happened to you.

Something's not right. Get me loose.

Sometimes we know about it, sometimes we don't.

Sometimes, I can't tell where I end and the wood begins.

Soon, this ship will run red with your blood.

Sorry to keep you guys waiting.

Sorry to keep you waiting, John.

Sorry, Lieutenant.

Sorry, what?

Sorry.

Sound off now.

Sounds good.

Spatial conduit initialized.

Specializing in ancient Lopovian pottery

Stand by. Isaac, what's your status?

Stand down.

Standing by if you need anything.

Star charts

Starvation would be too noble a death for your kind.

Steady.

Stop it! Stop it!

Stop.

Studio audience and you folks at home, cast your votes.

Such a scumbag, right?

Super strong Alara Kitan

Sure.

Sure.

Surely that would be a mistake.

Surely, you are immortal.

Surgery.

Surrounding Lieutenant Lamarr.

Sweetness.

Take a look at this.

Take any time off you need,

Take him to the square and cut him.

Take it off.

Take off your jacket and lie down.

Take that neffolo off.

Take the helm.

Take us down.

Take us into the anomaly.

Talk to Dr. Finn.

Talk to you soon.

Talk to your parents.

Tell everybody something interesting about yourself.

Tell Kelly and Dr. Finn to meet us in the shuttle bay.

Tell that to Harrison's parents.

Tell them he has slain many enemies in battle.

Th... that's why there's a statue.

Than I can handle in one day.

Thank God. Gordon, prep a shuttle.

Thank you

Thank you for your report.

Thank you, Captain.

Thank you, Grandma.

Thank you.

Thank you. Okay, bye.

Thanks for coming.

Thanks, Captain.

Thanks, Doc.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That allows the chief of security on board a starship

That anomaly would be a death sentence?

That being brave means not being afraid.

That bulkhead with one arm.

That came into contact with the anomaly.

That could be another aperture back to normal space.

That doesn't make any sense.

That had nothing to do with it.

That has ever happened to me.

That I come from a culture

That I didn't want to go on the trip.

That I just never even considered

That I missed something.

That I wouldn't be sitting here

That I'm in love with him.

That is a baseless assumption.

That is a lot better than Bortus' poo drink.

That is a risk we must take if we hope to find your mother.

That is an accurate statement, Doctor.

That is correct, Commander.

That is just horrible.

That is my objective.

That is quite possibly the worst thing you could do right now.

That it was the Retepsian pheromone that made you...

That it's not your fault.

That just leaves crazy, psycho Isaac.

That Lieutenant Lamarr deserves to be in the running

That made her such a hero?

That makes them more likable, more relatable.

That might be lurking beneath the surface

That might help us repair the damage they did to you?

That might tell us what happened to the crew. Do it.

That one guy has really weird eyes.

That only proves my point.

That race can lay claim to the planet.

That said I shouldn't bring it, so you don't get to play.

That should be a suitable landing site.

That sounds nice.

That spider was real.

That storm nearly totaled the engineering deck.

That that is not completely out of bounds?

That the end of the bloodshed on Lopovius

That the Navarians are exerting an influence over the test,

That their intent was to consume you.

That they will likely be unaware of our presence.

That this is actually happening.

That used to be my mom,

That was a form of entertainment from old Earth.

That was always Lewis.

That was foolish.

That was one of the last things I said to her.

That was very unpleasant.

That washboard forehead of yours.

That we're dealing with an alien presence,

That what you have done is shocking to say the least.

That what you were doing was stupid?

That would buy us some time. Contact Engineering.

That would help you uncover any additional fears

That you are capable of doing your job.

That you trust my instincts.

That... that's real?

That'll have to be cross referenced

That's a pretty nasty cut you have there.

That's about all the time we have for Lewis and Tom,

That's all the time we have for today.

That's always an option.

That's an order.

That's an order.

That's an unusual name.

That's better.

That's close enough.

That's excellent.

That's him.

That's how the justice system works.

That's impossible. There's no other outlet

That's impossible. We're in space.

That's it.

That's it. Yeah, you get... there you go.

That's just great. All right, coming up next,

That's me.

That's my business.

That's not an option.

That's not good enough.

That's not something a department head does.

That's not why I called.

That's our forensic archaeologist

That's our navigational array.

That's right. It's okay.

That's still not enough.

That's supposed to decide if I'm guilty or not.

That's supposed to get rid of all the bad stuff.

That's the cool thing... it just floats away.

That's traditional Kelvic headwear.

That's tuggin' at these heartstrings.

That's what matters.

That's what we're taught.

That's why I did what I did.

That's why we got the nosebleeds.

That's... that's great, thanks.

The ability to override all other clearance.

The accidental hand touching?

The admiral denied us clearance to extract him.

The admiral said that

The ambassadors are in love now, but in a few days

The anomaly just closed up.

The artifact is currently aboard the USS Olympia.

The badge code has been identified,

The belief in Kelly is not merely a source

The best option would be if they could share Lopovius.

The best possible staff on board this ship.

The best way to get accurate results

The bloodshed continues in outer Jakora

The boys adore you

The brain damage is too severe.

The brain scan requires a high degree of precision.

The Bruidians and Navarians

The Bruidians and the Navarians are both threatening

The Bruidians are openly hostile to us.

The captain couldn't get clearance from the Union.

The Chat needs you on set in 20 minutes.

The Chat?

The children survived with the help

The circles were the most respected of all.

The colony where I'm from was brand new,

The commander's been acting very weird lately.

The computer era to the age of quantum drive in real time.

The computer shows the captain and the commander

The computer's progress,

The danger has passed.

The darkness out there?

The day I came aboard the Orville and I met you,

The detail in these carvings is really something.

The direct translation is,

The disruption we experienced

The DNA was found

The dysonium was not as concentrated as I had believed.

The enemy put Paloxus in the water supply.

The engines are dead. How do we get there?

The engines were exposed to two dimensional space.

The entries are spreading and multiplying.

The excessive grooming?

The explanation for how this happened

The fear wouldn't be real

The Feed is understandably

The Feed on every wall,

The field is too strong.

The field's collapsing.

The fire began in the kitchen

The first bulkhead that collapsed

The flames were all around us.

The Foundation for Disadvantaged Children.

The freakin' elevator all day?!

The game is never to be spoken of again.

The gravity shear has fractured the hull.

The guy she cheated with?

The hillbillies of the galaxy.

The hull fracture is expanding.

The humans view it with great respect.

The jelly wants what the jelly wants.

The kind of thing that I deserve to know?

The Krill should be gone by then.

The last time I saw them, they were in the mess hall.

The lieutenant and I will search the shuttle bay.

The medical computer did the work, sir.

The miracles of quantum physics.

The missing anthropologists.

The more sides they had, the higher the social status.

The mythology would have found another face.

The Navarian claim to Lopovius must be cemented!

The Navarians are getting kind of cranky over there.

The new spatial manifold

The older, less intelligent one seems to derive pleasure

The Olympia has just arrived,

The one person I would want between him and me is you.

The one with the stuff coming out of his head?

The only hard part was getting them to shake hands.

The only thing I'm captain of right now

The only thing that changed was how we quantify wealth.

The only thing we might die from is boredom.

The Orville's only midsize.

The past 30 minutes.

The people must decide for themselves.

The perfect duration for good Opsadda.

The picture was uploaded to the Master Feed

The planet is circling in a tight orbit around the star.

The planet is ours,

The planet just disappeared.

The planet Lopovius forever.

The predominant currency became reputation.

The proteins won't function properly.

The quantum bubble could protect us from two dimensional space.

The question is, who?

The science team's in there.

The seamstress is in the house.

The sensation

The ship's engines are dead,

The shuttle has been severely damaged.

The shuttle just docked.

The shuttle never intended to go down there in the first place.

The shuttle's ion trail ends directly ahead.

The simulation began in the corridor,

The spatial fold has thrown us into uncharted space.

The spiders came from me.

The squares were the gentry,

The star itself, or one closely comparable,

The texture, the grain.

The third, innermost moon has an oxygen nitrogen atmosphere.

The triangles were the workman class,

The two men you saw in the pictures that we showed you,

The way I see it,

The weapon will increase your chances of survival by 24%.

The whole power grid is out,

The worst thing that happens..

Their arrival could take weeks.

Their last report indicated they'd had

Their mother was missing or dead. The end

Their shuttle was diverted by a spatial anomaly

Their sibling dynamics and emotional responses.

Their world can do better.

Then get every bit of scanning data you can.

Then he deserves a shot.

Then hold it!

Then how come I want to throw myself out the airlock?

Then I'm sure you'll understand

Then it doesn't really exist.

Then it was real.

Then John is in big trouble.

Then please try to enunciate.

Then that's probably why the plants died, too.

Then we have a problem...

Then why did she place you in command?

Then you pass it

Then you'll have to go in the woods.

There are any genetic markers in 36 hours.

There are indications of computer technology,

There are life forms on this planet. Humanoid.

There is a planet five million kilometers away

There is a popular Moclan game

There is a valley beyond the mountains

There is an alligator in the cargo bay.

There is considerable risk, Captain.

There is no cure.

There is no damage.

There is no doubt in anyone's mind anymore.

There is no evidence of any Sciuromorpha Rodentia

There is no need to be...

There is no one there to receive them.

There is no record of any previously discovered society

There is no way to know.

There is no way to spin this

There just wasn't enough time. If I had a week or

There may be a way that I can help.

There may be another way out, Captain.

There might be a faster way.

There should be no doubt in your mind

There was less crap in Bortus's colon.

There was nothing human about this thing.

There was nothing I could do.

There was once a doctor and her two children.

There was only enough power to send a brief signal.

There you are, Dalen. What did I say to you?

There you go.

There you go. Nice work.

There you go. That's better.

There's a food synthesizer in there, and there are lab techs

There's a good chance we're off the charts here.

There's a little thing called privacy, you know.

There's a new boss in town,

There's been a technical issue with his security clearance.

There's Captain Mercer now.

There's gonna be a lot of weird surprises down there,

There's lots of dysonium in the galaxy.

There's nothing else we can do right now,

There's nothing I can do.

There's nothing you can say that will shock me.

There's so much I don't know about your culture.

There's something I need to do first.

There's something wrong with us.

There's the cafe, come on.

There's too many of 'em!

These are Lewis's research notes.

These are your stupid moves.

These clothes are gonna give me dysentery,

These quarters are currently unoccupied.

These readings are most unusual.

These three are accused of theft.

They appear to be suffering from disease and malnutrition.

They are deniers,

They are under my protection.

They believe your sincerity.

They both have a claim to Lopovius.

They cannot be real.

They condition you to...

They didn't get up and offer the seat.

They didn't trust anyone who was too much of an egghead.

They don't believe you're really their god?

They don't have the medical sophistication

They don't mean when they're angry.

They each say they colonized it first.

They embarked on a recreational journey to a leisure planet.

They even sent back some really interesting images.

They fear her, as well.

They got corrected, like a month ago.

They had to have a base of operations somewhere.

They have a common ancestor.

They have made the transition.

They loathe each other, so be very careful.

They make productive use of it.

They may not value life, but we do.

They must know what has happened.

They put you through some kind of brain fry

They said no, but you didn't believe them.

They send them home.

They should be available soon.

They tell of a young girl who was injured.

They told us later that it was due

They want me to do some kind of apology tour

They went from zero to furious in two seconds.

They were wrong about the Opsadda.

They will now be judged.

They'll be ready soon. Just be patient.

They'll have to share it.

They'll remember they hate each other again.

They'll smell it.

They're all acting like insane teenagers, and it started

They're all odd numbers, with a couple of downvotes included,

They're asking permission to come aboard.

They're better than everyone else

They're dead.

They're everything to me.

They're experiencing feelings.

They're heading away.

They're like us... they came here to study your planet.

They're sending a personnel file.

They're two races who have been fighting over

They're young, they could be hurt.

They've agreed to have the Orville host

They've been watered, right?

They've got some bloody history,

Things happen that you can't control.

This artifact?

This boy was caught eating fruit

This can't be. That city,

This conflict is highly distracting.

This could be a find of some importance.

This is a 21st century level society.

This is a bunch of crap, man.

This is a culture at the 21st century level of development.

This is a medical facility, and you are

This is already the worst apology ever.

This is gonna sound like I'm talking out of my ass.

This is Isaac. Where are you, Doctor?

This is it. This is where the magic happens.

This is just jelly.

This is my own recipe.

This is not the day for a hangover.

This is ridiculous, man.

This is so much better.

This is so racist, man, you're so friggin' racist.

This is total crap.

This is where I want to be right now.

This isn't gonna work.

This isn't your dry ass banana bread, Kelly.

This just gets better and better, doesn't it?

This man was caught on video

This was recorded just a few minutes ago and uploaded.

This whole ship's on drugs.

This whole society seems to operate

This will take about 20 minutes.

This would indicate the presence of a deposit

This. They put you in charge of the team,

Those aqua blue eyes against that deep blue skin?

Those are feelings we need to forget.

Those badges... you all wear them?

Those fangs...

Those fleets are about to destroy each other.

Though our skin to help us attract mates.

Thoughts, maybe?

Thousands? Millions?

Three humans and one artificial life form.

Three Krill ships approaching.

Tickles.

To 97% by the end of the workweek,

To a bunch of people about how he thought I wanted

To a great many people and I sincerely apologize.

To a surge in the power generator.

To a variety of frightening situations,

To access the main logs.

To an admiral who just happened to be close to your father.

To ask themselves if they're going crazy,

To assist with the analysis.

To be reunited with you.

To broker some peace.

To change their minds?

To come along and discover it.

To conduct a broader search for Dr. Finn,

To configure the deflectors

To continue scanning.

To determine the status of the deflectors.

To dinner, and I'm not gonna take no for an answer.

To do that safely.

To erase any knowledge of the request

To experience reality for a change.

To get the commander out of there alive.

To give me command of the Orville.

To help guide them out of the mess that I got them into.

To help Isaac take care of him.

To help me ride herd on these two lunatics.

To honor the results of the archaeological tests,

To investigate at closer range.

To investigate the anomaly.

To join the Fleet? Please?

To keep the field intensity stable,

To maintain a stable third dimension

To mix 'em together because I'd probably screw up the portions,

To new beginnings.

To observe human familial dynamics at close range.

To occur again so we could meet you.

To offer insight into the planet's origin.

To old friends.

To pacify any and all potentially negative impulses.

To peacefully share the planet,

To prevent future transgressions.

To prove that without a handout from my ex wife.

To provide better protection.

To pursue such a... physical line of work

To reenter the plasma storm?

To remind me of the rules.

To remind me of the rules.

To retain a stable environment.

To see if there are any markers.

To send a medical team back to that moon.

To speak with the bridge.

To study the evolution of a society from

To take care of yourself on the ship.

To tell him there was nothing between us anymore,

To the captain, the commander and Dr. Finn.

To the conference room.

To the deflector grid?

To the following specifications?

To the Mella Giffendon Foundation for Jacked Up Kids.

To the mess hall for a late one?

To the quantum wave function,

To this music would be so peaceful.

To two dimensional space?

To vaporize even you.

To walk onto that bridge with confidence again?

To watch out for pies.

To whomever you wish as quickly as possible.

To withdraw from the agreement

Today as dissidents launched an attack on the Temple of Kelly

Too grindy.

Too low terrain. Too low terrain.

Too low terrain. Too low terrain.

Too low terrain. Too low terrain.

Total panic attack.

Totally agree. Look at the Master Feed.

Totally different.

Traditional Sargas Four headwear, various styles.

Trust me, I've heard it all.

Try again.

Try it now.

Try it sometime.

Try to avoid at all costs.

Trying, sir. No response.

Tucker out.

Turns out it's a birthing bucket.

Two dimensional life forms?

Two dozen unidentified life forms approaching them.

Two guys in two months.

Ty doesn't have weeks, damn it.

Ty requires your attention.

Ty, come on, man.

Ty, that's seriously creepy.

Ty!

Ugh, God, that makes my skin crawl.

Ugh.

Ugh. Crap, that's no good. Isaac, can you make him fatter?

Ugh. Horbalak smugglers.

Ugh. I'm always on the bridge.

Uh huh.

Uh huh. And what would you call a million downvotes?

Uh uh. The game stays here.

Uh, Bortus, have Chief Lamarr

Uh, excuse me?

Uh, I gave a whole bunch of money.

Uh, I...

Uh, I'm fine.

Uh, it's a little short for a condolence letter.

Uh, listen, I'm sorry to bother you guys.

Uh, minibar's on the house, so

Uh, sure.

Uh, they were on a subtrain

Uh, well, how am I supposed to do that?

Uh, what happens if they don't believe me?

Uh, you know what?

Uh...

Uh... you may want to get a cleaning crew in here

Um, I can't do that, sir.

Um, look, we're not doing too well here.

Um, tell me they got this!

Um, Yaphit?

Um, yeah, well, I was told...

Um,... you could say he supports his grandmother financially.

Um...

Um...

Um... humility.

Um... Oh, by the way,

Unable to stabilize.

Understood.

Unidentified vessel, this is the USS Orville.

Union cultural anthropologists believe it bears

Union physicists will be writing papers about this for decades.

Union policy would've had you leave that kid to die.

Unlock the safety and press the firing mechanism.

Until I figure out what's going on.

Until somebody...

Until the planet phases out of our universe.

Until we know what the hell is going on, that's a good idea.

Up there on the screen.

Valondis, I'm a traveler from a faraway place

Valondis, is it?

Valondis?

Valondis.

Very passionate about this, so let's bring him out.

Very thoughtful.

Very well.

Very well. I will visit him this evening.

Volatile, and highly unpredictable

W W W Wai Wait.

Wait a minute, she exercised directive 38 for this?

Wait, are aren't you supposed to be mediating the peace talks?

Wait, I'm sorry, didn't you just tell us that passing through

Wait, so,

Wait, those guys were aliens, too?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wh why?

Wait, what if we all died in that plasma storm

Wait, what's... what's too grindy?

Wait, you mean I've been

Wait!

Wait! Please, wait.

Wait. I'm sorry...

Wait. No!

Wait... so who's afraid of clowns?

Walkin' around somewhere.

Want to bet?

Want to go for a swim?

Want to, like, crack a window or something, maybe?

Was 700 years ago.

Was anyone thinking about clowns

Was due to inverse polarization of the quantum bubble.

Was it like that with Ed?

Was more than just structural?

Was that too forward?

Watch.

We all exist in three dimensions, right?

We all have great sex.

We all have people who help us along the way.

We appear to be caught in the anomaly's gravitational field.

We are currently analyzing the scans of the quantum wake.

We are experiencing a gravity shear.

We are not peasants.

We are returning to the shuttle

We are two very nice people

We are venting plasma.

We ask you to heal them now.

We believe the anomaly is an aperture

We better hope the Krill are gone.

We can all take off early and get wasted.

We can assume that is the case.

We can both see whoever we want, isn't that what we agreed?

We can return to normal space on your order.

We can't move him!

We cannot afford to have this conflict escalate.

We cannot all fit inside a shuttle.

We could end up inside of a planet, or a star.

We could modulate the deflectors

We could wait for the planet

We couldn't send anyone in,

We didn't cover this.

We do not have much time.

We do not wish to remain on the same vessel with them

We don't have a lot of specific information on this society.

We flourish.

We go in there, we tell them what happened.

We go inside, we hang out and wait until the Krill are gone.

We got out of school early

We got to follow them.

We got to get out of here now.

We got to move, guys. Come on.

We got to move, guys. Come on.

We have a crewman pinned under a bulkhead!

We have a long journey tomorrow.

We have a mystery on our hands with this anomaly.

We have about 21 minutes until the bubble collapses

We have an important diplomatic assignment...

We have analyzed a sample of Mr. Darulio's pheromone,

We have been patient enough!

We have clowns, we have bottomless pits,

We have crew members trying to murder each other

We have Lieutenant Commander Bortus

We have no idea where that thing leads.

We have power

We have the video here.

We have to get that engine back on line fast.

We have to stop this now.

We have witnessed the miracle.

We haven't seen evidence of any codified legal framework.

We just got a call from the dock master at Arboreus Prime.

We just want what's best for you,

We just want you to change course for your own safety.

We made it.

We may resume our journey.

We met at camp the summer after eighth grade

We might be able to create a quantum bubble

We must cross.

We must remain vigilant

We must review all the scanner logs

We need Lieutenant Kitan down here!

We need more information.

We need some kind of an inside advantage.

We need to find them.

We need to set down someplace, fast.

We present to you these three accused,

We recommend you change your heading immediately.

We release a pheromone

We saw them everywhere.

We select representatives who discuss issues

We shall be happy to accommodate.

We should be analyzing the data from the anomaly,

We should get some music in these elevators, huh?

We should get, like, a Monopoly game going or something.

We should have a lot fewer downvotes and we don't.

We should have our answers very shortly.

We should have, like, pretzels and water and stuff

We still owe each other a date.

We thought it was about time we returned your artificial

We took a piece of Yaphit when he wasn't looking,

We want the clown alive

We were in a crash, and I don't know what happened to them,

We were really worried about you

We were wondering if you could tell us

We were wondering if you might know where they were based,

We were wondering, if by any chance, you've seen

We weren't paying attention.

We will handle it ourselves from here.

We will just spend another night by ourselves.

We will make it our prime objective to wipe out

We will need to work quickly,

We will not be able to communicate much longer...

We will process the data through the central computer.

We'd be honored.

We'd have this bowl of gumdrops, right?

We'd love you to take one last run at informal peace talks.

We'll be sitting in a dockyard.

We'll divide into teams.

We'll get a new archaeologist. It'll be a minor delay.

We'll make it quick.

We'll see you guys soon.

We'll see you on the other side.

We'll see you soon.

We'll send a science vessel to relieve you.

We're a little banged up, but we're okay

We're cross referencing the bioscans of the plants

We're going to get married.

We're going to sickbay. Now.

We're gonna bring her aboard the Orville.

We're gonna get you all to your rooms and squared away.

We're gonna get you out of this, don't worry.

We're gonna go and take it off right now.

We're gonna have to chance it.

We're gonna have to work within the laws of this society.

We're gonna try to set down somewhere if we can.

We're having drinks in a half hour.

We're having drinks in a half hour.

We're in big trouble.

We're leaving soon.

We're looking for two men who've been seen here.

We're not gonna hurt you

We're not out to confiscate whatever's in your cargo hold.

We're not police officers, if that's what you're asking.

We're not together because of that guy, okay?

We're optimistic that he'll be okay.

We're receiving a high priority message

We're seeing it.

We're sitting on a Krill lightning rod.

We're sorry to turn your world upside down like this,

We're the fashion police.

We're waiting for them to bring him out.

We've discovered.

We've dropped out of quantum drive, Captain.

We've got to locate those men.

We've lost partial helm control.

We've reached the coordinates where Kelly saw the village.

Weird?

Welcome to the family.

Well done.

Well, actually, our hotel's above the clouds.

Well, actually, we had some stuff that we wanted to discuss.

Well, anyway,

Well, even so...

Well, everything looks good, Captain.

Well, get on up here, big guy.

Well, good. Hopefully, that'll give us some time

Well, he's more mad at me.

Well, hey, looks like you lost a few pounds.

Well, how was it preserved?

Well, how would you do it? Just walk in and say,

Well, I deeply regret my actions,

Well, I got a date.

Well, I guess we'll never know, huh?

Well, I hope you got a good laugh,

Well, I hope you like our little send off.

Well, I owe you one.

Well, I told you, it's just really hard to find a guy

Well, I would need to be there

Well, I...

Well, I'm sorry you didn't have more time.

Well, if he stays below ten million downvotes

Well, if it's impossible,

Well, if we can't talk to them, at least we can watch.

Well, if we're gonna find them,

Well, let's see if you still feel that way

Well, maybe all you need to tell them is that

Well, my dad always says, "The majority are the truth."

Well, no, but...

Well, notify us when you have a full stock of the cure.

Well, now what am I supposed to do?

Well, okay, hop up on the table, let's have a look.

Well, our scanners do.

Well, pick one and go.

Well, she's just been kind of like

Well, she's, like, obsessed with Darulio.

Well, six months have passed, and I'll tell you this:

Well, so what now? I mean, how do we follow the trail?

Well, thank God for your help.

Well, thank you.

Well, that fits right in with everything else

Well, that makes things a lot easier.

Well, that's it.

Well, that's it.

Well, that's what I came to tell you.

Well, the first year's tough.

Well, the voting and rating.

Well, then... looks like we wait.

Well, these scans will have to be analyzed,

Well, they used to hang out at the cafe up the street.

Well, two different planets, actually.

Well, we have a more immediate problem anyway

Well, we'd better map it so no one else gets banged around.

Well, we'll do our best.

Well, we'll just see about that, won't we?

Well, we'll never know 'cause I didn't even try, so..

Well, we've got one hell of a mystery on our hands here.

Well, what do you want to know?

Well, what the hell am I

Well, why don't we just all have a drink, then?

Well, with all due respect, Commander,

Well, yeah, but everybody uses the Feed.

Well, yes, the humans.

Well, you all saw the clown.

Well, you always know what the mob wants, too.

Well, you know I still love you with all my heart, right?

Well, you know what you should do? You should...

Well, you shouldn't have brought it anyway.

Well, you sure as hell are gonna get arrested

Well, you were screwing my wife at the time,

Well, you're just gonna have to do it the old fashioned way.

Well...

Well... everybody reads the Master Feed.

Well... maybe just try?

Were also instructive.

Were there witnesses to this act?

Were you able to get any scans?

Were you in heat then?

Were you just trying to shut the doors?

Wh What do you mean?

Wha... Wha What are you doing?

What about accommodations?

What about John?

What about now?

What about you guys?

What an idiot I've been.

What are all those energy pulses?

What are the restraints for?

What are these things?

What are they again?

What are we supposed to do

What are we supposed to do?

What are you doing with that weapon?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? Are you messing with me?

What are you guys doing on the bridge?

What are you guys talking about?

What are you saying?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

What are you thinking?

What are you?

What can we do?

What did they do to you?

What do Moclans do for fun off duty?

What do we do?!

What do you give to Grandma?

What do you mean "into him"?

What do you mean by corrected?

What do you mean, "go in"?

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

What do you say we do a date this week?

What do you think?

What do you think?

What do you want to do, Ed?

What do you want to know?

What do you want us to do about the planet?

What do you want?

What does Captain Mercer call it? Pissy.

What does that mean?

What exactly do your scrolls say?

What foods are healthiest for your children,

What happened to the plants?

What happened to you could have happened to anyone

What happened to your nose?

What happened?

What happened?

What happens if you disobey your mother?

What happens when the pheromone wears off?

What have you got?

What I did was stupid and careless.

What if he has a dog named Chuckles?

What if people try to corroborate

What if there's an emergency?

What if they lock you up in an asylum?

What if we left something there?

What if... there's more monsters?

What in God's name was that?

What in the hell could they have done?

What is a cat?

What is all this stuff?

What is American Idol?

What is it, baby?

What is it?

What is it?

What is that, a... is that a boot?!

What is that?

What is that? It appears to be a class two spatial fold.

What is the cause?

What is the matter?

What is the status of the deflectors?

What is... a clown?

What kind of pizza?

What kind of ship are you running out there, Captain?

What kind of stuff would endear him to your people?

What made you change your mind?

What makes you think that you're not well?

What now?

What part of inconspicuous don't you understand?

What the hell are you doing?

What the hell did I just walk in on?

What the hell does that have to do with anything?

What the hell does that mean?

What the hell has that son of a bitch ever done to deserve...

What the hell is going on here?

What the hell is happening on this ship?

What the hell is that?

What the hell you been eating?

What the hell, man, you friggin' ate me?

What the hell?

What the hell?

What was going through your minds at the time.

What was that thing?

What was that?

What went wrong?

What word?

What you are seeing here is a man

What you did was beyond unprofessional.

What, are we in a Jane Austen novel?

What, uh...

What, you just want to slime all over me

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? I, uh...

What? No.

What? Sir, that could collapse the entire bubble.

What? What about Gordon?

What? What am I looking at?

What? What are you doing?

What? What are you saying?

What?! You got to be kidding me.

What... what's going on?

What'd you guys just say?

What's going on?

What's happening?

What's insane is apparently I won.

What's on your mind?

What's purgatory even like?

What's that, social correction?

What's the difference?

What's the field status?

What's the latest?

What's the Master Feed?

What's the nearest star system?

What's this, a joke?

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

What's... different?

Whatever that is, sounds great.

When a program is not functioning properly,

When do you think you might have some information?

When he arrived 700 years ago, it shook the planet,

When he gave me the Heimlich maneuver

When he got ahold of my weapon,

When I thought we were gonna crash.

When I'm really honest with myself,

When observing lesser developed alien cultures.

When the last enemy ship is destroyed.

When we can expect the results

When we find Mom,

When we get back to the bay.

When we have an update. Grayson out.

When we pass through the quantum field

When we shook hands in the shuttle bay

When we were leaving...

When you attack our supply lines in order to starve us out?!

When you came on board. Talk.

When you were studying for your officer's exam.

When you're always right.

Where a military career is a very honorable thing.

Where are my children?

Where are the captain and the commander?

Where are the results of the test on the artifact?

Where are you going?

Where are you, fella?

Where are you?

Where did it come from?

Where do we go from here?

Where her judgment is not completely off the damn scale.

Where is everybody? What's happening to the ship?

Where is the captain?

Where is the you time?

Where is your counterpart?

Where it is considered rude to turn down sex.

Where the grind is just right.

Where the hell am I?!

Where the hell are we?

Where the hell are we?

Where we are without growing pains.

Where you don't attack my choice

Where you'll take on board a forensic archaeologist

Where'd that come from?

Where's Mom?

Where's... where's your staff?

Which have complex, three dimensional geometries.

Which I think you know.

Which is exactly the kind of thing he would find funny,

Which makes what you did a crime against the State.

Which should lower the risk

Which would be a disaster, because they're

Which your description appears to support.

Which, right now, isn't much.

While they await the results.

Who are gonna buy you a drink.

Who are you?

Who are you? The Valondis does not see peasants.

Who deserves to be making those decisions.

Who doesn't get insecure about my abilities.

Who has impacted your world in a way that my people

Who might also be a little drunk?

Who pilots the shuttle?

Who these people are.

Who they were.

Who wanted to kill me,

Who will perform the tests.

Who would consider foresaking the word.

Who would need such a large cup?

Who?

Who's out there?

Who's out there?!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the hell is he doing here?

Whoa! We all have to stop meeting like this.

Whoa. Easy. We're moving

Whoa. Top brass alert.

Why are we the only ones still here?

Why are you in restraints?

Why are you just standing out here?

Why are you sitting like that?

Why did I...? I don't... I don't know why I just said that.

Why did they want us?

Why did you kill Nurse Park?

Why did you try to kill Alara?

Why didn't you tell her?

Why do people have babies?

Why do you hide your brains?

Why does everyone know them?

Why don't we meet tomorrow and just talk,

Why don't you explain my situation to me?

Why don't you just get out of my way. Stand back.

Why don't you just stay, you know?

Why don't you start by telling me

Why even have reservations?

Why haven't you called me back?

Why haven't you called me?

Why I need to find them.

Why not?

Why not?

Why on earth would she...

Why the hell didn't you include this

Why why don't you look into that?

Why would you do something so blatantly

Why would you ever want to talk to him again?

Why you never told anyone.

Why, the Word of Kelly.

Why?

Why?

Why? Because I want to be self reliant?

Why? Look at the numbers.

Why?! Why would you do that to me?

Wide stance.

Will begin its dimensional shift in approximately nine minutes.

Will do, Cap'n.

Will do, Captain

Will do.

Will somebody get me a pizza?

Will you bless my son?

Will you do that?

Will you let me fix it?

With a beefed up tractor beam.

With a brain examination

With a primitive alien civilization

With a simple lifestyle.

With a statue of Mella Giffenden,

With all the different planets in the galaxy,

With Darulio, too.

With John and Gordon, those dicks.

With multiple moons, some of which have atmospheres.

With Newton leaving,

With ships spread out across the galaxy.

With the Bruidian ambassador.

With the crew, in order to select a number of baseline

With the dysonium we require to restore power.

With the Union Central database just to be sure.

With what we know about the anomaly,

With wholehearted respect.

With your iron stomach?

Without the shuttle's scanners,

Without your badges.

Working on it, Captain.

Worse damage than we did.

Would be a wonderful thing.

Would need to exist in both universes for the planet

Would this pose any danger to the two dimensional life forms?

Would you be able to reverse any damage to his brain?

Wouldn't mind leaving, this is more weirdness

Wow, that's... that's a hard sell.

Wow, what a narcissist you are.

Wow, why don't you just give 'em wedgies

Wow, you're describing my mom.

Wow.

Wow. That feels better.

Y... y... y... you don't get a statue just sitting around.

Yaphit and I are soul mates.

Yaphit is next in line on the roster.

Yaphit, did you go near the prawgus cake at all?

Yaphit, listen to me.

Yaphit, stop it right now.

Yaphit, that is not it.

Yaphit, the answer is no.

Yaphit, what are you doing here?

Yaphit.

Yaphit's a member of our team,

Yeah, a lot of soul mates around here lately.

Yeah, but I missed the first part... what did they do?

Yeah, but look how you open it:

Yeah, but not too much.

Yeah, but these aren't kids.

Yeah, but this was really grindy.

Yeah, I guess it's not every day

Yeah, I know who they are.

Yeah, I know. Awkward situation.

Yeah, I spoke to Yaphit and calmed him down.

Yeah, I was gonna wear the blue one,

Yeah, I'm all right. But, Commander, t... this is crazy.

Yeah, it does.

Yeah, it is.

Yeah, it's not ideal, but, I mean,

Yeah, just totally, whatever, you know.

Yeah, maybe for you.

Yeah, maybe there's a "Bustin Jieber"

Yeah, no kidding.

Yeah, no, I I got it.

Yeah, Palovis.

Yeah, so?

Yeah, sure, but Darulio...

Yeah, sure. Um, Gordon, can you...

Yeah, that that's not helping.

Yeah, that's what I said.

Yeah, that's what I tried to tell Commander Grayson.

Yeah, totally.

Yeah, try not to screw that up, too.

Yeah, um, can you check the power relays?

Yeah, we were all gonna go to Kylynn's after work,

Yeah, we're gonna miss you, Commander.

Yeah, we're just waiting for him to catch on.

Yeah, well, at least your pants are whole.

Yeah, well, w why don't you say,

Yeah, you know, we got to talking,

Yeah, you're lucky I'm so easygoing.

Yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Can't sleep.

Yeah. How does your world work?

Yeah. How soon can you guys be done here?

Yeah. I mean, it's just..

Yeah. Just have her do, like, an outline,

Yeah. Let's vote.

Yeah. Sure.

Yeah. That's... that's right.

Yeah. This is peanut butter.

Yeah. We'll look into it.

Yeah. Yeah, I do.

Yeah. Yeah!

Yeah. You get one when you turn 18,

Yeah. You seem fine.

Yep. Put your game face on.

Yes, Captain

Yes, Captain?

Yes, Captain.

Yes, I heard all of it.

Yes, it is.

Yes, Lieutenant.

Yes, that's great. People love those videos

Yes, you are. What is it?

Yes, you have.

Yes!

Yes! And when I chased him down the hallway, he disappeared.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. A drink sounds amazing right now.

Yes. Do you know what happened to them?

Yes. I was on the bridge,

Yes. Please stop saying the "C" word

You actually sing?

You all right?

You and I, together...

You are absolutely right.

You are all barbarians!

You are confusing opinion with knowledge.

You are not as intellectually stunted

You are not to have any contact with Claire

You are small and feeble.

You are the problem.

You are very lucky I found you.

You are welcome to join us for a glass of Opsadda.

You asked to be subjected

You both saw it.

You called it a glory hole

You came down from your mountaintop domain

You can bet whoever he stole them from

You can expect the arrival of the Bruidian Fleet.

You can thank Bortus for that one.

You can totally tell.

You can't hurt me right now. You cannot hurt me.

You can't ignore me forever.

You can't see them,

You cuddle with it, stroke its fur.

You defied an admiral's orders to protect me,

You did try

You did, Lieutenant.

You didn't answer my question. How do you know?

You didn't even remember it happening,

You didn't have to come all the way down here

You didn't poison our culture with false faith.

You do realize that if the Bruidians and the Navarians

You do realize that there are planets

You don't exactly look ready to relax.

You don't get a gumdrop.

You don't have to find my G spot.

You don't look sick.

You don't understand. I froze.

You don't want any trouble. That is...

You don't.

You ever think of that?

You forget, nobody knows you better than me.

You get out of there fast, you report back here. Understood?

You get to help design a space station.

You give it to people, and they give you stuff,

You got five minutes.

You got to be kidding me.

You got to get cultured, my friend.

You guys are being so silly about this...

You guys are so hilarious.

You guys can't handle the thought

You guys should get to know me better

You guys'll find a rhythm

You handled like a first rate officer

You harbor prejudice against artificial life forms.

You hate Yaphit!

You have beautiful hands.

You have dislocated your knee.

You have failed.

You have ignored our inquiries since we came aboard!

You have no idea...

You have successfully completed the simulation.

You have The Breakfast Show on?

You have validated our trust in you.

You have?

You haven't eaten.

You helped out a kid, that's all.

You helped put me where I belong.

You just had a stray hair.

You just hang on, okay?

You just have to share it with the whole world...

You knew this was a risk when you decided

You know how sometimes I yell at you and your brother

You know what, Dann? Why don't you make that your project, huh?

You know what, I'm gonna grab us a drink.

You know what, I'm sorry, I have to interrupt here

You know what, instead of frantically labeling people

You know what?

You know what? He's right. Give it back.

You know what? I really don't like your tone right now.

You know what? You're the problem.

You know,

You know, I got some playlists I could send you.

You know, I got to say, I'm surprised by that entrance.

You know, I just remembered

You know, I remember

You know, I think the first time around with Darulio,

You know, I was gonna ask you the same thing,

You know, I'll take it.

You know, I'm not gonna lie to you.

You know, I've been doing a lot of thinking

You know, it was a joke.

You know, the reason you are a good captain

You know, there really is some justice in all this.

You know, these jobs we've chosen,

You know, this is surreal.

You know, um, what'd you say, 36 hours?

You know, usually when someone has the presence of mind

You know, we talk to a lot of different people on this show

You know, we were just messing around.

You know, what if I was? Why couldn't I be?

You know, when I was a teenager,

You know, why do we have to have all these rules

You know, with everything I've seen today,

You know? Darulio has such great style,

You know? Why why even call a box a box?

You leave as tiny a footprint as you can on that society.

You liked it?

You locate the anthropologists, you bring 'em back.

You look healthy and happy.

You made it an order, Lieutenant, I had no choice.

You may not have them.

You may release me now.

You mean us.

You might get nauseous.

You might have to refresh my memory.

You must be hungry.

You must focus

You must have faith... in reason,

You need to get out of here, now.

You okay?

You okay? You all right?

You only arrest someone if they've committed a crime.

You performed a disrespectful act

You pushed him in the pool. She pushed him in the pool. Revenge!

You really are afraid of clowns?

You really are.

You really feel that strongly about this?

You received over one million downvotes from the public,

You require sleep.

You said you could do that.

You see that pile of crap on the floor?

You seem ill suited to perform your assigned duties.

You seem like you're really into him.

You seem to hold your mother in contempt.

You should be happy for me.

You should go down to sickbay and get that fixed.

You should see the heavy cruisers.

You start to think that...

You think he's a cool guy?

You think she'll help us?

You think that's funny?

You think we could change the music?

You think you could drop by sickbay later?

You told me you asked your parents if there was

You two sit down right now! You're in big trouble!

You want to go down there with that forehead?

You want to go to the simulator

You want to improve relations?

You want to keep your independence,

You want to lead this landing party?

You went to Admiral Halsey and you asked him

You were less than eight months old.

You were the best.

You were the only one I found in the wreckage.

You will be silent!

You will now begin an apology tour,

You will receive

You will rendezvous with her in orbit of Lopovius,

You will undergo social correction

You would have gotten a command sooner or later, anyway.

You you want to see something cool?

You... you don't know what an apology tour is?

You'd be surprised how fast you can alienate people

You'd be there for seven centuries.

You'd crap your pants and pass out.

You'll be free to go.

You'll find yourself scrubbing toilets at Union Point.

You'll remain in orbit another 72 hours

You'll tell us what the hell is going on.

You're a genius.

You're a much better cook than I am.

You're a smart guy, I trust you.

You're all good, man.

You're bound to have a few cases of parallel species development.

You're damn right I blame myself.

You're damn right I won!

You're dismissed.

You're extremely ashamed of your lack of judgment,

You're getting a tad personal, don't you think?

You're going to make me cry.

You're gonna be an old man

You're gonna be grounded for, like, ten years.

You're gonna be in so much trouble.

You're gonna go up there and do what... issue a commandment?

You're gonna love it once we get there, trust me.

You're gonna wear that to drinks?

You're in a lot of trouble

You're in a safe place.

You're kidding me, right?

You're kidding me, right?

You're kidding.

You're literally pissing on my heritage by wearing that.

You're not Kelvic.

You're not to return to the surface before then.

You're not to return to the surface before then.

You're okay.

You're on, guys.

You're on, sir.

You're right, I'll call her back.

You're right. If we start to panic,

You're telling me that seven centuries have passed

You're telling me this is their legal process?

You're the one that's in trouble!

You're the one who made me.

You're the one who threw my game at the helm.

You're under arrest.

You're wondering why you can't break free, right?

You're worth more than you think

You're... meeting for drinks.

You've all seen or heard about on the Feed.

You've gotten yourself in a bit of a situation, haven't you?

You've proven yourself worthy of that chair.

Your ass might be on to something.

Your children are alive.

Your children are unruly, disrespectful,

Your commands have little to no effect on their behavior.

Your course is about to take you

Your entire world, down to the last living creature.

Your failed attempts at discipline

Your father was attending a symposium at the university,

Your Grace, please. Be merciful.

Your man screwed up.

Your quarters are right next to the lab

Your statement is confusing.

Your Union has been entirely useless in this affair.

Your version of what happened,

Your world is...

Your younger son has fallen ill.

3 4 8, mark 9 1 4.

3,000 kilometers.

4,000 kilometers away

11 days have passed for us.

36 of them are large enough to support atmospheres.

40 lods.

700 seconds to me, Captain.

749,682 results.

... or sincere. Mm.

"That's an order." What?

"You can shove it up your..." Okay, got it, got it.

A bandage will do. There are medical supplies

A clown? Mm hmm.

About 20 crates. Oh, boy.

about the whole... Lieutenant Payne died

Acknowledged. Commander, we got company.

Alara! I'm on my way.

All right, I'm up. I'm up. Can we go now?

All right? Give it a wide berth. Don't worry.

and confine them to quarters. Aye, sir

and get your degree. Oh, God.

and ignore her commands. Yeah.

and sandwiches and stuff. Exactly.

And the abyss? Heights. My phobia.

and through the base of the skull. No.

And? And go through the doorway.

any longer than we must. Look, just relax.

Anyone can look it up. I know that.

anything out of the ordinary? I'm hungry.

are showing radical alterations. In what way?

Are you damaged? My leg.

Are you nervous? A little.

as I previously believed. Well, then

Audio only. Put 'em on.

Aww. Put it back. Everybody, put it back.

Aye, sir. Captain, there are

Babe. Spaceship. All right, what else?

Bortus, you have the conn. Aye, sir.

Bottle of rosé. That is so sweet

Bridge to Captain. Go ahead.

But he's okay? Yeah.

Can we help? No. You are small and feeble.

Captain, this is most unusual. What is it?

Captain, you don't understand... Alara.

Captain? Yeah

Come no closer. Give us the children.

Come on, let's move. Get out of the way.

come rushing out of my brain? Gordon,

Comfortable? Yeah.

Commander, look. Again,

Communications failure. Maybe.

Congratulations! Real quick,

Cut it out! Well, that is what you sound like.

Darulio likes me better than you. That's because

Dinner in my quarters after? Deal.

directly ahead. That doesn't sound good.

Do it. But make sure you word it right.

do not make any logical sense. What do you mean?

Do you know what that is? I do not.

Doctor? All right. I'll do a brain scan

Doctor? Yes?

during our marriage. Yeah, and when he finds out what

Eat. Where are we?

Ed, we need to talk. It'll have to wait.

ever been discovered before? Negative.

Everybody want a round? Sure.

exactly like you. That's right,

for tampons and bagels. Hmm.

For what? Chief engineer.

from finishing the upgrade. Well, it's gonna have to wait.

from the beginning. If I told it from the beginning,

Get up. I am not worthy.

Go ahead, Isaac. You have 31 minutes

Go ahead. The planet

Go on, take it off. What?

Good luck

Good night. Yeah.

Great. Anyway,

Have a good sleep. Will do, brother.

have elapsed. Wait.

Have you tried hailing them? More than once.

He keeps farting. Ty, stop farting

He put that in a damage report? Yes.

He's a kid. They act up. Ow!

He's messing with my seat! Marcus, knock it off.

Here you go. Hey, uh, Steve?

Here you go. Let's have a toast. Ah.

Hey, get those Zs, though. I will.

Hey, hey. Hey.

Hey, I'm a spaceman! You got to let me out of here! Shh!

Hey, man. Oh, hey, Ed. What's up?

Hey, take it easy! Hey! hey!

Hey! Just what I need.

Hey! No! Oh, hey, hey, hey, guys!

Hi. Hey.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Can I help you? I hope so.

Hi. Yeah, hi. Can I help you?

How about you? Same.

How did you know about that? You told me

How much time? Final Vote begins

How's it coming? So far, so good.

I can tell you that much. Yeah.

I can't. What?

I didn't, no. Not that I remember.

I do. Exactly.

I don't know. I said don't run off.

I don't think so. No, I... I am.

I don't... I don't understand this. What?

I guess it's nice. Chardonnay.

I just had to do that. Good girl.

I know it. At the moment,

I know that. Well, then talk to me.

I know. Maybe this is a sign.

I know. Right? And so that means...

I must repair you. No! Wait!

I must work late. Very well.

I really can't. Here we go. Is me apologizing

I'll be right back. What?

I'll let you know as soon as I have it. Send it to our comms.

I'll see you there. Yeah.

I'm a spaceman! Hey! Don't make this worse for yourself.

I'm sorry? Come on!

If I tell them to stop, they will. Think for a second, okay?

If they'll let us

If you wish, I will vaporize them. No!

in the science section. Is that his name?

in the way you do. Isaac,

in this huge line for the bathroom... Hey there.

Including the captain's. What in God's name for?

Inside Bortus' digestive tract. What?!

Is this accurate? I confirmed it

Is this true? Your Grace,

Is this you and your mom? Kind of.

Isaac, turn it off. when a series of detonations

Isaac? It is theoretically possible.

It is not for humans. Come on. You know what?

It is possible. But do you think...

It just appeared. Out of thin air. Captain,

It just looks really good. You know what? You go first.

It'll pass. When?

It's all she talks about. You know,

It's awful, isn't it? Yeah.

It's like that. Wait

It's money. What do you do with it?

It's my turn to play! You don't get a turn.

It's okay. You're fine. All right?

It's your fault we crashed. It is not.

John, do you have any talents I should know about? What?

John's arrest... Okay. Your guy's here.

John's arrest... Okay. Your guy's here.

Just just a drink. Just totally cazh?

just like the rest of us. Captain, I could've moved

Just making sure. All right, cool.

just you and me. Oh, sounds great.

Kelly will get me. That's right.

Kelly will heal his wound. No!

Kelly, you'll die there. I know.

Latchkum! Latchkum!

length and width. Has anything like this

Let go of that. Ed, this is a nightmare.

Let me call my kids! It won't matter.

Lieutenant, stop it. This is it, right?

Lieutenant? Trust me.

Lods for ev... I have a question.

Look at this. The quantum phasing signature

Ma'am, I'm sorry, I don't know what... Please.

Marcus, help! Marcus! Ty!

Me? Yeah, you.

Mercer here, go ahead. Captain, there's something

Mercer to Isaac. Isaac here, Captain.

Mm hmm. Yeah.

Mom! Too low terrain

Mom! Too low terrain.

Mom? Mom? Mom?

Mom. Marcus, is that you?

Mommy? Hey, baby

My God, that is hilarious. Well, it's too bad,

No response. All right, stand by.

No, Bortus, it's not... it's..

No, Kel Kelly, no. Ed, I have to stop this

No, no, no, no! It's okay. Come on. It's okay.

No! No!

No. Was it like a...

No. That's not an option. Ed, people are still getting killed.

None. Bortus, you have the conn.

Not now. I'm just saying it's possible.

Noted, Captain. I will not fail you. Great.

Now, about the two men. Go on,

of telling a story. Oh.

Oh, dang, that's a shame. Okay.

Oh, my God. Dr. Claire Finn,

Oh, my God. John, your badge.

Oh, no. What?

Oh, so many lods. How many?

Oh, yeah. No, it's fine. Yeah.

Oh! Watch it, dude!

Okay. All right, good luck.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. All right. Okay. I will.

On it. Thanks.

Only when they're awake. Hey!

or they do stuff. That's weird.

Our first officer is not on drugs. Uh, wake up.

Ow! Doctor,

Paloxus? A biological weapon.

Phase inducers are stabilized! Good work!

Pick an entry. I will not allow you inside me.

Please respond. Don't answer,

quantum drive. Aye, sir.

Really? Mm.

Shut up! Ow! Mom, Marcus pinched me!

So there is dysonium? Indeed.

So we could just say that. Thanks, buddy.

So, then I walk up to him... Yeah, yeah.

Sorry. I said don't eat it yet

Sound good? Yes, sir.

Stay in school. Amen.

synthesize the proper clothing. Captain.

technically, she didn't even... No, Gordon.

Thank God

Thank you, honey. Aw, good girl.

Thanks. The thing is,

that I feel kind of... Darulio

That is the beauty of Xelayah

that primitive... Yeah, I know.

That's a good distraction, right? No. You know what?

That's not fair! You're the one

That's not true! You continuously disrespect her,

The money. Oh. Oh, right. Sorry.

The Navarians. Looks like it.

theological heritage inappropriate? Some people

these are for you. Yaphit, I'm extremely busy.

They must've done something. That makes sense.

They'll be fine. Sir.

they'll drag their allies into it. How can we help?

Think he knows yet? No. Look at him.

This is stupid. What's stupid?

to Earth's Bronze Age. I did.

to hook up with him, and... With Professor Fincher?

to other matters. We have reason to believe

to re enter our universe. How long will that take?

to steal somebody's laundry. We'll give it back later.

to the containment regulators now! Acknowledged.

to the Master Feed. All right, Lysella,

to your console. Got it.

Ty! Help me!

Uh, hey, can I get that back, please? Hmm?

Uh... Just put it anywhere, guy.

Understand? Hey, man,

Vampire clown. Shut up.

Wait, what does that mean? Get out of here. Now! Go!

Was he destroyed? No.

Was it enough? I do not know.

way out of line. Look, just give me a chance, huh?

We didn't. Well, then, who did?

We vote. I believe

We'll be here. Oh, hey, Commander... What?

Well, I... A religion has developed

Well, that's trippy. What about the star?

Wh What do you see? I see the clown.

What a brave little guy you are, Topa. Thank you, Dr. Finn.

What about the sickbay mess? That's me.

What are we, 12? Yes, we're 12.

What are you doing? I'm making you a wrap

What does that have to do... No, 38.

What else? We need something else! Um...

What happened to the Horbalak vessel? When the vessel

What happened? Captain,

What is it? We can't go to quantum speed,

What makes you say that? There was no sign of blood

What the hell just happened? I have no idea.

What? A cat, for the bridge.

What? Check this out.

What? Nothing.

What? Please. I beg of you.

What? Weird how?

What? You're gone. Right now.

What...? Alara, are you okay?

What's going on here? I...

what's our status? The anomaly is stable.

What's that? Oh, well, that's my bed.

What's the latest? That is what we would like to know.

What's up? Hello.

when you're prepared to talk. Captain

Where is Bortus? I am Bortus.

Which one? I don't remember.

whoever I want. Oh, come on. You're not...

Why would I need a gun? There may be unknown dangers

Why? There was a war.

with antibiotics. I have none.

would also be prudent. Do it.

Wow, full service doctor. You know it.

Wow. It's just..

Y'all not putting me in that thing! Get off me! Hey.

Yaphit

Yaphit, are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. It's all good.

Yeah? I think I found your piece.

Yeah. Hmm. Yeah, dang.

Yeah. Let's vote. Shall we vote?

Yes, Captain. I'm telling you,

Yes, ma'am. Good.

Yes, sir. I'm putting

Yes, Your Grace. Very well.

Yes! The same. What?

Yes. No.

You can walk or I can carry you. All right, I'm going.

You don't get to make the rules. Yeah, I do.

You ever been married? No.

you guys are gonna be in trouble. Yes, sir.

You guys having a rough time? All we do is fight.

You guys okay? Uh, yeah.

You guys ready to step it up? Yes, sir.

You hate it. Very much so, yes.

You look great. I gave up sugar.

you never really know somebody, you know? Mm.

You okay? Yeah. Um...

You reading me? Loud and clear.

You understand? Yeah.

You used them on me. What are you talking about?

You? Yes, sir.

You're a snake. Hey, it's not my fault

You're kidding. We should know whether

You're sure? Yes, Captain.

You're totally mean to Mom

Your what? My lawyer.

...I wanted to thank you

...what's coming for you.

...when the fact is,

'Cause I'm gonna give you a call. All right?

'cause I'm really funny.

'cause they're hungry.

"'but don't go into Mr. McGregor's garden."

"'he was put in a pie by Mrs. McGregor

"'Now, my dears, ' said old Mrs. Rabbit..

"'or down the lane,"

"'You may go into the fields,"

"'Your father had an accident there;"

"and their names were Flopsy, Mopsy,"

"Correct him now."

"Cotton tail, and Peter."

"Dear Mr. and Mrs. Payne, I'm deeply sorry"

"for your loss."

"H Hey, there he is."

"He has no respect for his nation," says one person.

"Hey, good morning, Captain." And I'm always like,

"Hi. I'm from another planet. I'm here to fix you"?

"Kelly will get him."

"Man, I have been lonely this past year."

"Man, I have been lonely this past year."

"Now run along, and don't get into mischief.'"

"Once upon a time, there were four little..."

"Once upon a time,"

"She's too young. She's inexperienced.

"there were four little rabbits,"

"There's no way she can run a whole department,

"They lived with their mother in a sandbank,"

"underneath the root of a very big fir tree."

"We don't need people like that in our society," says another.

"Your son was a brave and accomplished man,"

"Your son was such a neat guy."

♪ All night, all night ♪

♪ Any way you want it ♪

♪ Hold tight ♪

♪ I wanna be your boyfriend ♪

♪ Oh, every night ♪

♪ Ooh, baby, hold tight ♪

♪ She said any way you want it ♪

♪ She said any way you want it ♪

♪ So hold tight ♪

♪ Sweet little girl ♪

♪ That's the way you need it ♪

♪ That's the way you need it ♪

♪ Any way you want it

♪ Hey, little girl ♪

8:00? Love it.