2012 (2009) Soundboard Edit

A cell phone is something we gotta talk about, you know, as a family

Adrian.

Adrian. It's just Adrian.

Afternoon, ladies.

Albert Einstein did support it.

All manner of government vehicle are converging on subjects

All right, you're free.

All stations, prepare for impact.

All these people out there, sir...

And a father..

And a noble one.

And I think...

And my coach, his name was also Yuri.

And these surface cracks have nothing to do with shifting fault lines

And we will be visible from the Milky Way...

And, by tomorrow, all of mankind

Anheuser.

Anybody who tried to talk..

Anything?

As a mother, I'm begging you.

Because I'm reading it.

Boarding of Ark Number 3 will be delayed due to technical difficulties.

Boss. Boss

Break it down.

But it ain't the end of the world

But this happened two days ago

But you said that you'd be...

Caesar. Lilly, take him.

Call Mommy and tell her we're gonna be 5 minutes late.

Captain, we have a visual!

Cheap bastard.

Climb! Don't look down! Climb! Go!

Come on, baby. Lift your big ass for Sasha!

Come on, boys. Go, go, go!

Come on, Tony. You should at least go see him.

Come on.

Come to Mommy

Daddy, what was that?

Daddy, where are we going?

Did you ever meet my wife, Dorothy?

Do you remember where you were when it stopped being fun for you?

Do you usually go digging with machine guns?

Doesn't look much of a lake to me.

Don't look back. Just look at me. Look at me

Don't look! Get on the ground.

Don't stop. Keep pressing.

Don't worry about it. You're doing a great job, son

Don't worry, I'll take care of that.

Dr. Helmsley to the bridge.

Dr. Silberman.

Easy, gringo. I know what I doing.

Engage the support mechanisms.

Engine failure. Two of the six are down.

Excuse me

Excuse me.

Fly!

Found a hat.

Get away from the glass!

Get in!

Give me a moment with Adrian.

Go get the guys.

Go on now.

Go to the lower deck. Let's go.

Good job, Lilly. Good job.

Good luck.

Gordon and I will do the rwst.

Gordon!

Gordon! Gordon!

Grandpa threw up the whole way.

Hang on! Hang onto the pole!

He has no experience

He was my friend.

He was one of my most avid listeners...

He's not in the car. He's on a mountain waiting for fireworks.

He's not your husband?

Hello?

Hello. I'm sorry

Help me! Help!

Hey, hey, watch out. Watch out.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Higher, higher!

Hold my hand. Stay close to me

Hold on! Hold on!

How do you work in this heat?

How many cars does your family have?

How much fuel do we have left?

However...

Hundreds of thousands are marching towards 10 Downing Street...

I don't understand

I don't wanna know where you and Mom had sex.

I find that very hard to believe

I found us a plane, an Antonov.

I guess she'll be safe now, tucked away..

I have also just learned that the vice president's chopper..

I have green card.

I hope so.

I love him enough.

I meant no disrespect.

I read a quote two days ago.

I searched all over India for this thing

I think you need to see this.

I wanna rent it. I'll give you anything.

I was wrong.

I wish we were wrong...

I wish you could be here with me!

I'd get an ice cream cone for every book I read...

I'd get before and after.

I'll be fine. I have to touch this baby down.

I'll be the last president of the United States of America.

I'm a deputy geologist at the Office of Science and Technology Policy.

I'm gonna get that spray tomorrow.

I'm gonna go check this out.

I'm gonna shoot for that glacier. it's gonna get rocky.

Impact warning.

Initiate security procedures.

Isaacs.

It is not just California.

It looks like the neutrinos coming from the Sun..

It's a brave new world you're heading to.

It's a place where your mom and I used to hang out a lot.

It's actually dedicated to my mom.

It's called Earth Crust Displacement Theory.

It's like being in a swimming pool, only it's got more cool stuff.

It's them.

It's them. It's them

Jackson, run!

Jackson, you're sealed off

Just think about the beautiful Buddha statues they blew up in Afghanistan.

Kate, you gotta just trust me on this, okay?

Kevin, I want a double.

Kill the bastard, Zultan.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Captain Michaels speaking

Laura.

Let's go.

Let's see a simulation, Scotty

Life, and how short it is.

Lilly, go sit with your brother.

Listen, yourjob is to figure out when this is all gonna fall apart.

Look, let's get Satnam on the communications link.

Looks like their checkbooks got them onboard

Major, I'll take care of this. Thank you.

May God bless that poor bastard's soul.

Mom, where's Tamara?

Mommy!

Mommy.

Move your ass! Move!

Mr

Mr. Anheuser, the Russian president's on the line, sir

Mr. President

Mr. President

My God

My God.

My mom's boyfriend has a Porsche

No disrespect, but we simply do not have time.

No more Pull Ups.

No way.

No, Daddy!

No, no, no. We gotta find Charlie because he's got a map.

No, no.

No, sir. I didn't have that honor.

No, that's all right, Kevin. I got it.

No, we gotta land here.

No, we lost him. We're gonna die. We're gonna die

No!

No. We're not going anywhere

Noah, hand me the phone again.

Noah, please.

Nonetheless, we're ticking off an increase of almost 0.5 percent.

Not in the time we had

Now, hold on, baby. Hold on tight.

Now, you lookie here

Oh, baby.

Oh, jeez. It's our pilot.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no.

Okay, when I say go, you push all this down at once, okay?

Okay.

Okay. We're good!

Okay. You stay here and guard the ship...

One thousand five hundrwd and seventy eight to be exact

Only a dozen people in this administration..

Only infrared analysis would reveal the difference

Per hour.

Please

Please

Please accept my condolences for your father

Please, follow me.

Please!

Please! Can you hear me?

Rise and shine.

Sally, come help them out, okay?

Satnam, where are you?

She was in and out of it towards the end.

Sir, is there another way to the hydraulics chamber?

Sir, those plans were drawn up two years ago

Sit down!

Six months ago..

Slow down!

Sorry, man. I'm really busy right now.

Stop scratching. You're gonna get it all infected

Stop! Stop!

Subjects have now entered hot zone.

Take over? What do you mean, take over?

Tamara!

Target elevation, 29,035 feet.

Tenzin wait!

Thank you, son.

Thanks.

That canyon? That wasn't there this morning.

That feels very good.

That is an order

That plane has multiple engines.

That was last week

The ash cloud will reach Washington in roughly seven hours.

The authorities in L.A. say there's nothing to worry about.

The data also shows the Earth's poles have reversed their magnetic fields

The death toll is expected to be well over 2 million people

The entire African continent has risen

The Genesis...

The most important schedule in the history of mankind.

The Party and country will assist in your relocation.

The same reason you sent for your family.

The United Kingdom, Spain, France, Canada, Germany..

The whole Pacific plate is destabilizing.

There. Through the hydraulic chamber.

There'd be no way to get any air

These are their new positions.

They made me feel safe

They show the true nature of us Californians.

They're building spaceships, man.

This is one flight he shouldn't have been late for

This water tank goes down another 6000 feet.

Those little bastards are called neutrinos.

Tony...

Twenty meters.

Unfortunately, I am, Harry.

Unstable. They said unstable?

Used to be a lake here

We are learning more about this deadly car explosion.

We definitely traded up.

We don't have a choice.

We have to hurry!

We must get ready

We need to focus on this timeline. That's what we need to do.

We think the entire area has become unstable.

We worked every option through the night.

We? Who the hell is we? What are you talking about?

We'll get to your mommy. They're doing everything they can.

We're geologists.

We're running out of runway. For God's sakes, Kate, pull him up

We've already set course for it.

Welcome, my friend

Well, like these guys, boom, boom!

Well, she's scared now, and she needs you more than ever

Well, there's a piece of good news.

Well, yes

Well, you could visit your boy, Will.

What about you?

What are you talking about?

What are you waiting for?

What color are your boarding passes?

What did the government guys say to you?

What if our world is indeed coming to an end?

What is that?

What?

What's the problem?

Where in the camper?

Whether you're a Christian or a Buddhist or Muslim or Rastafarian...

Who can weld?

Would you look at that?

Yeah, but there's nothing we can do about that.

Yeah, glad you made it

Yeah.

Yeah. He was right there.

Yes, sir

You blocked us out.

You can help me out the next time.

You ever hear of a writer called Jackson Curtis?

You got a billion euros?

You got fans, Tony.

You have to come and meet Dr. Lokesh...

You know it's a vacation and not a doctor's appointment, right?

You know, congratulations to both of you.

You won't believe this.

You're my grandpa?

You're one of the lucky few who bought it.

Yuri?

Zultan!

... at an early news conference. Okay, guys. Almost home

... I've portrayed in my film career... Hello?

All right, track Dr. Helmsley. There

British Columbia, 2010, remember? Sir.

Come on, kids. Get up!

Come on! Come on, you old bags!

Dad. Where are you going? I'll be back

Daddy! No!

Do I know you? Sorry, sir.

Excuse me. We paid a fortune!

Give me your hand. Reach! Help!

Gordon, go. Come on.

He did it! Daddy!

Hello. Dad?

Hi. Hi.

Holy mother. The flooding is gonna hit earlier?

I think we found the problem. Show us the hydraulic chamber!

It's Lilly. Sweetheart, where are you?

Let's go! One minute to impact.

Okay. Go!

Per day? No.

Plug in the new data. Okay

Punch it, punch it! I have to get to 85 knots.

Reach for it! Gordon! Please. Please. Please.

Sasha! Relax!

Satnam didn't get picked up

Sir, the gate is sealed. That's affirmative, captain.

T's and P's, T's and P's. T and P?

Temperatures and pressures. Go!

We are loaded, captain. Well, then let's lock it up. Now.

What's the matter, sweetie? She can't find her daddy.

Yeah, let's go, let's go. Boys, come on.

You okay? My mommy's in there. Help her.

You're the guy. I am not the guy.

..

..

...along with China...

...and he had it all figured out.

...are gathering in public places, converging in desperate prayer.

...because tonight, with your extraordinary generosity...

...but I couldn't find it

...but we're not.

...chief science advisor to the late President Wilson.

...except for doing those jobs. Okay?

...from the British Museum and L'Hermitage.

...has released most of the surface tension

...hurt feelings too.

...I was made aware of a situation so devastating...

...is not caused by tecto... By regular earthquakes.

...is tell the truth to people

...know what I'm about to tell you.

...of our brightest scientists...

...please speak now.

...proportional to the magnitude of the corresponding quakes.

...start.

...that only happens every 640,000 years

...that's the moment that we lose our humanity.

...the Bible, kind of...

...the captain doesn't want to abandon his sinking ship.

...the neutrinos are causing a physical reaction.

...to save our human civilization.

...Washington, D.C

...we are fighters, we never go down...

...we could prevent the coming destruction.

...what will survive

...where the 30th Olympic Games have just been suspended.

...which is very rare. Unlike many of the tough characters...

...you are full of opinions and speculations.