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My Fellow Americans (1996) Soundboard

My Fellow Americans (1996) Soundboard

My Fellow Americans is a comedy film directed by Peter Segal and released in 1996. This hilarious movie follows the story of two former US Presidents who must join forces and go on an unexpected journey together to clear their names and uncover a conspiracy.

The film stars an incredible ensemble cast, making it a must-watch for comedy fans. First and foremost, we have James Garner as President Matt Douglas, a charismatic and quick-witted leader beloved by the American people. Joining him is Jack Lemmon as President Russell P. Kramer, a more serious and dignified political figure with a dry sense of humor. The chemistry between Garner and Lemmon is simply outstanding, leading to some memorable comedic moments.

Rounding out the impressive cast is Dan Aykroyd as Vice President Ted Matthews, a scheming and conniving politician who is at the center of the conspiracy. Aykroyd nails his role, perfectly balancing between being sinister and entertaining. There are also fantastic performances by John Heard as the Chief of Staff, Sela Ward as the First Lady, as well as Bradley Whitford, Esther Rolle, and Lauren Bacall in supporting roles.

The plot of My Fellow Americans is a true rollercoaster ride, as Douglas and Kramer find themselves framed for a financial scandal orchestrated by none other than the Vice President himself. Forced to go on the run, the two ex-Presidents embark on a cross-country journey to expose the truth and clear their names. Along the way, they encounter quirky characters, get into comical mishaps, and deliver witty one-liners that will leave audiences in stitches.

What makes My Fellow Americans stand out is its razor-sharp script and the exceptional comedic timing of the cast. The screenplay, written by E. Jack Kaplan and Richard Chapman, combines satirical commentary on politics and a hilarious buddy comedy dynamic between the two Presidents. It skillfully balances absurdity with political satire, resulting in a film that is both riotously funny and surprisingly thought-provoking.

For those eager to experience the wit, charm, and laughter of My Fellow Americans, you can easily find it available for play and download on various online platforms. With its memorable cast, clever writing, and a storyline that keeps you hooked until the end, this film is a true gem of 1990s comedy.

So, gather your fellow comedy aficionados and sit back for an enjoyable ride filled with political intrigue, eccentric characters, and lots of laughter. My Fellow Americans is a film that will leave you entertained, reflecting on the absurdities of politics, and most importantly, laughing out loud.

A little fiddling with the records, some rewriting of history.
Actually, I have. A great American.
All we have now is the slim chance of a job...
And we did it
Are you the real guys?
Be calm and know you have the full. power of the White House behind you.
Be glad to.
Better smile, they'll know we're here in ten seconds.
But since I'm not...
Cleveland?
Closet case. Sad
Come on down.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come with us
Could always make it appear he did.
Damn it!
Decaf, you pussy.
Did Taft write Thirty Days to a Slimmer Ass?
Did we get collision coverage?
Did you ever had one of her pizzas?
Don't do that with the liquor.
Don't hide who you really are. Be brave Here.
Don't worry. I can promise this is the last you'll hear about it
Down and to the left.
Duck!
Excellent work, Caldwell. I'll be in touch.
Excuse us.
Follow your presidents.
Get in!
Get out!
Go, go, go.
God, this whole thing is crazy.
Good. Secure the room, but do not move in until I get there.
Hail to the Chief, he's the chief and he needs hailing.
Halt. Stop where you are.
Haney had Charlie Reynolds killed, now they're trying to kill us.
Have a pick if you like?
He isn't here.
He was a president. He had his four years.
He won't be a Joint Chief after all.
He's disappeared.
Headed for Ohio?
Hello, Joe
Hello, Senator.
Here
Hey, good buddy! God bless America!
Hi, there.
His lady called the White House.
Hold it, hold it.
Hold it! Stop right there!
Hold this.
Honey, you're hurting me
How about we take a walk?
How do you do?
How're you?
How's it going?
How's that for honesty?
I always did just enough not to piss anybody off..
I can't figure how a twisted psycho like Tanner end up in the NSA.
I can't say I recall that ever happening before...
I can't think of anything more fitting than to share with you..
I don't like people running faster than I do. It makes me look poky.
I don't need to know.
I don't think we'll make it to Akron
I gave you a direct order! Shoot!
I guess life in the White House put a strain on your marriage
I have a tough time keeping track of the Democrats
I have always believed that dreams are like our children
I have money.
I have nothing to say.
I have some friends who might help.
I have to keep my hands on the first penis.
I haven't seen any NSA today so I'm guessing we lost them.
I must change my shorts now.
I think he's covering for Haney.
I thought about your offer.
I want to speak to the White House.
I was President of the United States I don't dance with animals
I was told what you went through
I will not abort my mission without verification of your authority.
I'll get right on it.
I'll make the announcement.
I'm going to have to stand by my original statement.
I'm pretty sure I'll catch one of you.
I'm trying.
I've always said that our dreams are like our children
If you could just step out of the car
Is there any way someone could have broken in here?
It don't matter none.
It was a lot like his presidency
It was cream puff with raspberry sauce and, I don't know.....
It was just nice to do something and...
It'd be a great time to talk to him.
It's a freedom ring necklace.
It's a kick in the balls. Sorry, sweetheart.
It's all hay and grass out there. It's the amber waves of grain...'
It's an honor to meet you, son.
It's been a delight speaking to you
It's Haney's mess and he's shifting it to me.
It's here
It's okay.
It's so...George Bush.
Jesus!
Jimmy Carter, there's a class act.
Joe Hollis?
Joe, it's me.
Let's do it.
Let's go.
Let's start at the front and move back.
Lf you do this for us...
Look, Tanner.
Looks like a U.
Meet us at the next station. That's where we'll pull them off
Muskrat Susie
My fellow Americans...
My mother has a commemorative plate with your face on it.
My nose is clean.
My parents proved that conclusively.
Name three women in Dc. you didn't bang when you were in office
Nice to have seen you.
No problem
No, stupid. I know you're supposed to look like.
Oh God, Margaret, come on now. Please.
Oh, man!
Oh, not good.
Okay, let's go.
Okay? I'll be in touch.
One that cheered him up.
One!
Picked up a lot of fresh produce at the farmer's market.
Please tell me it's Kramer.
Please...
Possibly we can lay the scandal on him
President Douglas.
President Kramer.
President Matthews.
Really?
Remind him these people are from the Netherlands, not nether regions.
Right. Enjoy the ride
Rumor has it a major scandal is about to blow...
Russell with the tiny penis?
Shoot them!
Shoot to kill!
Shut up. We don't want to piss her off
Somebody wants us dead, when they find we're not, they'll look for us.
Someone carved it?
Someone's here for you.
Stow it, sailor!
Sweet Jesus.
Thank you
Thank you, Russ. That's for you.
Thank you.
Thanks.
That way!
That'd open a whole new bag of cats
That's a Constellation. It was given to me by Gorbachev.
That's a U.S. government plate.
That's Presidents Kramer and Douglas.
The crash site is still secure We just adjust the time of the crash.
The first...
The only problem is if I drop this off at CNN Matthews gets thrown out...
Then it might not be so bad
There it goes again
There you go.
There, like riding a bike.
There's only one way that moron was ever going to become..
They deserve our respect.
They're coming.
They're down.
This is amazing.
This is going to be fun.
This is INS One One.
This'll make him very happy.
Tom and..
Too fast again.
Too little, too late. You'll never catch us.
Try to keep up with me, buster.
Two of America's biggest political rivals are making history
Utah!
Wait a minute.
Want to compare popularity polls?
We agreed that I would do it
We better button up the White House. If they get to the president..
We can't get cars through the block.
We fought bravely, but for us the time has come..
We grab them as soon as we can.
We have to ride with you so we can gain a personal perspective...
We have to talk...
We have? Where?
We march in these all the time
We were told we were going to Camp David to see Haney.
We won't have a long chat.
We've had that buried for years
We've sealed off the West Wing.
Well?
Were you in charge to take care of him?
What a lovely surprise
What about Charlie Reynolds?
What are you looking at?
What do you mean damn near?
What is this?
What the hell...?
What, a penny? Man, you are one cheap son of a bitch.
What?
What? Haney?
What'd I do?
What's up?
What's wrong?
What's your name?
When did this supposedly happen?
When I couldn’t sleep, I'd go downstairs and she'd make a dessert
When this is over, let's come back and look for my balls
Where are you?
Who knows this place better than us?
Why?
Will you excuse us a minute?
Will you stop whistling please? I'm trying to sleep over here.
Yeah, maybe in a couple years.
Yes, sir.
Yet to night, in spite of their almost overwhelming distaste for each other..
You can.
You could spit in a petri dish and start a whole civilization
You get the Oval Office.....
You go hide. I'll count from 100 and then come find you. Okay?
You haven't said anything about my book.
You made the right choice.
You said you wanted to maintain radio silence...
You wait one month then you try again.
You were the leader of the free world.
You've got plenty of options.
Come on! Sure you did! No, no, you just don't get it.
Good to see you. Welcome home, sir.
I can't Close your eyes.
Let go, please. No I won't.
Screw you. Blow me
Vodka tonic I'm sure we can swing that.
What are you doing?! It's the only way we'll get to Haney.
Would they? Of course, they would
You're crazy. It is true!
...and Carl Witnaur.
...and put aside any feelings of ill will...
...and serious doubts about this man's ability to lead a nation...
...because I feel the goat cheese pizza backing up on me.
...democratic Governor Matt Douglas of Indiana.
...former president and convicted felon Ted Matthews.
...have we heard from Witnaur?
...hostility..
...I had a thing with the real Douglas, at a Fourth of July do.
...I think I'm going to...
...I’ve realized...
...if the book goes or not...
...in the years ex presidents have had Secret Service protection...
...it is our pleasure to welcome...
...looking for a confirmation.
...miss you
...Olympia..
...on the way to the office tonight.
...that I hope none of us feels
...the arrangement was made with President Kramer alone.
...the word Olympia circled in red.
...they're still out there with about a three hour head start
...which isn't far from Cuyahoga Falls, where my library is
'Morning.

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