Vice Principals - Season 1 Edit

A complaint against me with the school board.

A complaint? What's it gonna say?

A fucking divorced loser is what you are.

A little while for it to sink in with this one here,

A very dramatic thing for a beautiful woman

Actually, I saw it when I was walking up. Worry about yourself.

After the assembly. Do you hear me?

Ah!

All over town like you always do,

All right, all right, all right!

All right, all right! Hey, hey! I said knock it off!

All right, Dad.

All right, Janelle, come on, honey. Let's go.

All right, stonewall me, man.

All school walkout today.

And drill you right in your asshole!

And family, you'd understand how to do that, huh?

And for whatever reason, it pushes them away.

And gets his ass fucked, then becomes a girl.

And got carried away.

And his name is Neal Gamby.

And I will bounce you right the fuck out of this school.

And I'm gonna find the biggest,

And I'm pretty affirmative about how she got in.

And if not me, then maybe you.

And if you don't feel comfortable saying,

And if you're not pleasant,

And it's not even official yet, so don't go, like, running your mouth

And it's really not all that bad.

And my enemy's enemy...

And no one wants to sign your stupid letter.

And often times, they resent the new principal.

And please stop calling me Neal.

And protest at how much you hate the new principal.

And she's your enemy,

And so it goes, gentlemen.

And someone who's very likable.

And take it from me, he's a good student.

And taking it up the ass with a smile

And that's even better.

And that's the kind of example she sets.

And this is the day you all decide to throw down.

And those who want to be catty little bitches,

And to the Republic for which it stands,

And very pleasant when dealing with me

And we would love to sit down and talk with you

And when I become principal,

And when the time's right, I'm gonna stab that bitch

And who's this sitting in my chair,

Are pressuring Matthew into not saying anything.

Are we clear?

Are we done here?

Arrange all your goddamn classmates

At a school, you can guarantee

At approximately 2:03 PM today.

At the thought of all that power.

Attention, attention, Mr. Gamby.

Attention, attention, Mr. Gamby.

Because if you're not cooperative, Mr. Gamby,

Because my mentor's wife was diagnosed with melanoma.

Because people expect that, I'll have to go

Because they fear me.

Being a little gossip, a little hen.

Belinda's got you by the balls.

Big boys will come in,

Bitch.

Break it down for you,

Bruce!

Bruce!

Bug here needed a ride and Gale, she...

But also fairness is fairness.

But do you know who will be replacing you?

But for my own knowledge, sir,

But from now on,

But I don't have the strength to fight you anymore, Ray.

But I have enjoyed this spirited debate.

But I hear you loud and clear.

But I think we would up with the right person.

But I'm gonna change that image for you guys.

But if I did need a gun, I could get a better gun than you.

But it doesn't matter.

But keep you on staff as my slave.

But like I said, nobody likes me.

But Maria needs me now.

But please allow me to conduct the investigation, okay?

But we can't just dwell on the past.

But what I'm gonna need

But you know how students look at you guys,

But you... you can't go around being fast with the boys.

But you're a little out of your jurisdiction, okay?

But, uh, I just wanted to let you know that

Call me later if you wanna have drinks.

Can you excuse me for one second please?

Can't you get them to change their mind?

Cats.

Chilling with the older guy, definitely.

Come here.

Come on, baby!

Cool.

Cool.

Cool.

Corey L., five days out of school suspension.

Couldn't talk any of your friends into leaving school?

Dad, I got it!

Damn it!

Damn it.

Damn yes!

Did I hear ice cream?

Do you understand me?

Does it say who wrote it?

Doesn't matter who started it.

Don't ask again.

Don't be scaring these children.

Don't matter. Let them have their fun.

Don't motherfucking play games with me.

Don't they?

Down there, get up!

Dr. Brown only cares about herself.

Dr. Brown was principal of several

Driver's Ed. Tough break.

Enforcing the laws, you don't get to make a lot of friends.

Even if I plan on being inside all day.

Even more charming now that you're here, Dr. Brown.

Every motherfucking student in school at 2:03 PM.

Everybody settle down!

Everyone gets punished.

Excuse me, but obviously these two

Excuse me, Mr. Gamby?

Excuse me, Superintendent Haas is here.

Excuse me.

Faculty.

Fazoli's is gonna close.

Filing your complaints,

First thing I'm gonna do when I become principal is fire you.

First thing tomorrow morning.

Five days in school suspension.

Flattery will get you everywhere.

Focus on yourself, not on negative people

For the final time...

For this to work is all of you guys

Friend?

Fuck head.

Fuck her.

Fuck her.

Fuck off, Ray.

Fuck yeah!

Fuck you.

Fucker.

Gamby, I think I speak for everyone here

Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet Dr. Belinda Brown,

Get back to class, you savages!

Get in.

Get it away from your mouth now.

Get off your chest, Mr. Gamby?

Get out of my face right now.

Get the whole goddamn thing wiped from your record?

Get to my office. Get out of the fuckin' hall.

Get up and get out.

Get your fat ass out of that chair.

Get your shit. You're going back to I.S.S.

Give him that.

Go Janelle!

Go!

God bless now.

God knows it did your mom.

God, yes!

Goddammit.

Gonna say they fucked up. They chose the wrong person.

Good guys, they're about to win.

Good to see ya.

Got some good news.

Gotta have experience. Most important part.

Gotta use your sun protection.

Guess we took care of that, huh?

Guys! Come on!

Hands down the most charming.

Has yet to make a decision.

Have a blessed day.

He didn't throw a single punch.

He doesn't deserve to have the book thrown at him.

He laughing it up with them teachers.

He talked about bringing a gun to school.

He was being bullied.

Hearts and mind campaign.

Hell, my wife makes me use a strong SPF

Hello, Gale, Ray.

Her big ol' butt back to Philadelphia?

Here she is!

Hey, Dad.

Hey, Gale's...

Hey, Janelle!

Hm?

Hm. That's interesting.

Hope you're having a wonderful evening.

Huh?

I actually don't care at all.

I am so sorry

I bet if I told you I just stole a man's wife

I can do whatever I want and never get in trouble?

I can live with people resenting me.

I can set you free. Would you like that?

I can't believe you're gonna put something like that on Matthew's record.

I can't help you if you don't let me.

I choose not to eat lunch with them.

I could give a damn whoever it is.

I didn't get the job.

I didn't know anybody was looking down on me, but...

I don't even know what this is.

I don't know how you do it, man.

I don't know if you well liked enough, Mr. Gamby.

I don't know why I thought this time would be any different.

I don't know. I'm not sure.

I don't need any of y'all!

I get it. I mean, it might take

I hate that you're about to see me like this,

I just expect a lot out of people,

I just wanted to, uh, drop by and give you a little bit of an update.

I knew good things were gonna happen to you.

I know that sounds complicated, but I'm gonna

I know you like to think about my dick, but don't.

I know. She's gotta keep the heels down though.

I mean, I'd much rather spend my time befriending,

I mean, nothing really comes to the mind.

I mean, people got to like your ass.

I mean, those teachers, they can come and go.

I pledge allegiance

I see a bright future for you here, darling.

I should've known you were behind this.

I still believe that,

I tend to have this effect on men,

I took it off. It was all sweaty.

I tried to rally the teachers and get them to support me,

I tried, I promise.

I tried, I tried.

I tried.

I want the opportunity

I want you to jump in

I want you to organize a mass student walkout.

I was just leaving.

I will drag your face all up and down the parking lot of this motherfucker.

I will pull that paddle down and it will swing.

I wrote the complaint against you.

I... I don't want to make light of the situation,

I... I hate ice cream.

I... I just know that Maria's gonna pull through.

I... I know. I tried.

I... I'm just gonna make sure that, you know,

I'll see you tomorrow, Lee.

I'll take care of this shit myself.

I'm always thinking about you.

I'm going to turn around now, knuckleheads.

I'm gonna file a formal complaint with the school board.

I'm gonna make sure you finally get the respect you're due.

I'm gonna take my dick and slap it across your face.

I'm just impressed.

I'm just so sorry to leave both of you in this situation...

I'm lactose intolerant.

I'm not trying to get back my ex wife, Ray.

I'm only 13!

I'm sure that's why you were popping off to me.

I'm sure we all know

I'm talking about a non violent,

I'm your bus today.

I'mma check my email.

I've been learning her weaknesses.

If it isn't the snake in the shadows.

If you can get me some more of that money...

In her big, fat back.

In Philadelphia.

In the district, but it is to me

In the opposite direction, be merciless to you.

In the principal's space.

Is it 'cause you got absolutely dick all else going on in your life?

Is my friend.

Is that a problem, Mr. Gamby?

Is there anything you'd like to

Is this what you wanted?

It ain't that difficult to move these trays around.

It is pretty awesome.

It is your bad.

It was a very good pledge, sir.

It's a beautiful moment and you've ruined it.

It's all about the students

It's gonna be okay, sir.

It's good to see you.

It's not about you two.

It's not funny.

It's not very respectful, if you ask me.

It's pretty awesome.

It's when a straight dude rolls in to prison

Janelle just had a really good run. You missed it.

Janelle wanted to celebrate your big promotion, man.

Jeremiah, pants up, grades up!

Josh is right.

Josh Props, I know I'll see you again,

Just like, I would never want to do that job.

Just not her.

Just remember one thing,

Just say the goddamn pledge!

Just saying this is the hallway up here.

Just waitin' on the bus.

Just wanted to inform you a decision has been made,

Keep your heels down, babes.

Keep your heels however you want, Janelle.

Keeping it warm for me like a gentleman?

Know, the... the lower class workers.

Laugh again.

Laugh one more time.

Leave them breathless

Let them know how sweet you are!

Let's just say all will be revealed in due time.

Light bulb! Ice cream social!

Like you are. Over.

Like you in I.S.S.?

Like yourself to witness such barbarianism,

Listen here, you. Come tomorrow,

Logarithmic functions.

Look at Lee Russell.

Look at you, just rock hard

Look, I... I know things have been crazy,

Look. I'm not trying to yell. I just, I know, you've been

Look. Speak of the devil.

Look... Look at Lee Russell over there.

Make me go to hell, Lee.

Make me sick.

Make one more fucking sign and see what happens.

Make your move, motherfucker,

Make your move, motherfucker.

Makes me do diarrhea in my pants.

Makes me sick just looking at all three of you.

Matthew Potter!

Matthew Potter's a good kid, and, uh, you were right,

Matthew, go head.

Matthew, what happened?

Maybe make me principal.

Maybe stick a textbook in your mouth and go to fucking town.

Maybe they need to reconsider things.

Me, then you.

Mm hmm.

Mm.

Motherfucker.

Move!

Move! Get out of here!

Move! Move, move, move, move, move, move!

Mr. Gamby, hey.

Mr. Gamby, I've been doing his for some time now.

Mr. Gamby, it appears that someone has filed

Mr. Gamby, this is Superintendent Haas.

Mr. Gamby, what's your favorite ice cream?

Mr. Gamby?

Mr. Sepanik,

Ms. Snodgrass, I know that it's probably

Must be tough wrangling all them kids.

My bad.

My dad, a principal.

My first faculty meeting.

My little girl.

My success enrages you.

My, this campus is just lovely.

Nastiest buck I can to come in there

Neal Gamby, this is Sterling Credit, a debt collector.

Neal! Ga... Ga... Mr. Gamby,

No having fun at work.

No thank you, but have fun imagining it though.

No way. So, that means when I get to high school,

No, Dayshawn, look, what you do is very important here, okay?

No, Dayshawn, not like a school shooting.

No, Dayshawn. I told you, I'm not gonna murder anybody.

No, I didn't, but rules are rules.

No, I know it's hard to believe, but they don't.

No, I'm not putting my name on that.

No, it's not a problem.

No, no, it's not gonna be a raise.

No, they don't.

No, they're not.

No, well, not everyone. I mean, I'm not.

No.

No. No. No.

No... no, sir.

Nobody here wants to listen to your misguided bullshit.

Nope.

North Jackson High School.

Not a chance. Not a chance.

Not a lot of people like me.

Not gonna be a raise, Dayshawn.

Not married anymore, so you can't tell me what to do.

Not yet.

Not your daughter 'cause she's never gonna be your daughter.

Now, do we understand each other, Mr. Gamby?

Now, how come the teachers never invite you to eat lunch?

Now, I get it. You're a new teacher.

Now, I would like for you to come in two hours earlier every morning.

Now, North Jackson's not the newest school

Now, she's my enemy,

Now, that's what I'm talkin' about.

Now, that's... Fucking cocksucker.

Now, who would write such a thing?

Of course I do. Hello, Donna.

Of course you don't understand how I do it.

Of that know it all mouth of yours, Russell.

Of the United States of America

Oh, here come the buzzards. Why don't you just let

Oh, I can help.

Oh, it must be me.

Oh, look at you being so nice.

Oh, Neal, I hate that for you, man.

Oh, no. It's just gonna happen regular in front of everybody

Oh, Russell, you don't quit, do you?

Oh, sorry to hear about that, Gamby.

Oh, thank you! Ooh!

Oh, that's... that's... that's good to hear.

Oh, we're so happy to have you here!

Oh, well then...

Oh, well, that's what you'd think, but no.

Oh, yeah, it's definitely gonna be dope.

Oh, you don't care? Sure, you don't care.

Oh, you don't need a gun?

Oh, you know, they, uh, they pulling for you.

Oh, you look so stupid right now.

Oh!

Oh.

Oh. Um...

Okay, fine. I'll admit it.

Okay, so if you have...

Okay, that was not smart.

Okay, well, wrap it up, Neal.

Okay. That sounds dope.

Old Glory rises by these hands.

On the morning Driver's Ed program.

One Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty

Ooh!

Open.

Or maybe it's Ms. Welles dying.

Our deal, it's done.

Pants up.

People don't look down upon you like they do now.

People like you.

Please come to the front office.

Please feel free to decline,

Please report to the main lobby.

Please return our call as quickly as possible.

Plenty of time for that shit to go down.

Potter, I don't want to see you in here again.

Potter, Josh Props,

Principal less just as the school year is picking up steam.

Principal Welles' last day at school,

Push a little boy like you down,

Put it on.

Put it on. Get it on. Get it... get it on.

Put your hand down now.

Quite frankly,

Ray, I'm talking to my daughter,

Right there.

Russell, buzz the fuck off.

Russell, do not try to ruin this moment for me.

Russell.

Say who hey?

See ya, Neal.

See ya.

See?

Shall we align...

She didn't want any part of it.

She doesn't deserve to sit behind that desk

She got a shit ton of respect for you, Neal.

She got her Masters from Berkeley.

She got her Masters from Berkeley.

She really thinks she's something.

She's not very smart, and if she's in charge,

Shit fucker.

Shut your mouth, you sassy ass motherfucker.

Sick to my stomach.

Sittin' in here kissing the school board's ass.

So big.

So far so good?

So far so good.

So how's I.S.S. been treatin' you?

So I got the principal job today.

So I'm gonna need your help planning

So smart. Your wife rules.

So they know we mean business.

So until next time.

So, how silly do you sound now?

So, I've immediately released him from I.S.S.

Some large shoes to fill.

Some vice principals operate, but that's not the way I do.

Sounds like you up to something to me, Mr. Gamby.

Spending a lot of time with your mom,

Suffice to say, it has been an honor.

Super dope.

Superintendent Haas

Talk about what's to come. That's right.

Thank ya.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That I'm late.

That is a Gamby promise.

That little sassy cuss.

That means I gotta be here at 5:10 AM.

That Mr. Welles left

That paddle used to belong to my father when he was a principal.

That people feel like they've been passed over,

That should've been me.

That was a good pledge, sir.

That's a big turnaround for you.

That's awesome about the principal job.

That's fine.

That's it?

That's not how a lady acts.

That's pretty fucking pathetic, don't you think?

That's very wise.

That's what I want to hear.

The brand new principal of North Jackson High.

The man grieve for his dying wife, huh?

The new principal at North Jackson!

The other guys just pick up the slack, man.

The revolution will not be televised.

The students like you.

The students.

The tides are turning, Ms. Snodgrass.

Then maybe it shouldn't be enforced.

There's a brand new principal in town,

There's a car parked

There's still some adults left here at North Jackson High.

They do invite me to eat lunch.

They gave it to somebody else.

They invite me all the time. I just, you know,

They know exactly who is gonna be the principal.

They like you, right?

They're just a bunch of elitist assholes.

This has nothing to do with you.

This school will suffer in a horrible way.

This song is dedicated to Principal Welles.

To get out of the school at the same exact time

To show myself, but also have some fun.

To sign this complaint with me

To the Flag

Too bad the school board's still undecided.

Trying to get in your life, tell you how to do things.

Uh, I deal with them on a regular basis, all right?

Uh, Principal Welles?

Uh, you remember Donna from the school board.

Uh...

Unless you got anything else you wanna add,

Very high achieving schools

We got a zero tolerance policy

We were just kidding around. Josh, shut it.

We were just playing around

Well, actually, I'd love to speak with you a moment.

Well, actually, it's not about me

Well, baby, when you're the person

Well, I know I can't breathe.

Well, I never really said it like that, but...

Well, I'm just saying if you can get me that money,

Well, if that's all, you're dismissed.

Well, she's gonna run this school into the ground. That's the issue.

Well, that hasn't happened yet.

Well, they can kiss their fucking jobs goodbye.

Well, this complaint says, and I quote,

Well, yeah, but why?

Well, you know, that might be the way

Well...

What are y'all watching, a cage match?

What are you doing here?

What happened to the rules are rules thing?

What is it? Is it her voice that's funny?

What is your favorite ice cream?

What kind are they? Gold?

What the fuck is going on? It's 2:08 PM.

What would you say, Matthew, if I could get you out of I.S.S. today?

What you mean? Like a school shooting or something?

What's happening, Dayshawn?

What's shakin'?

What's so damn funny in my office

What's so funny in here?

What's the chatter amongst the other workers, huh?

Whatever you want.

Whatever, Gamby.

When I become principal is not fire you,

When I say you're a jerk off

When it comes time to apply for college.

When it comes to violence in this school.

When we call in sick,

When you guys call out sick, how do the floors get clean?

Whenever a new principal shows up

Where does your shirt go?

Where is my walkout?

While you've been throwing your little tantrums,

Who cares about the teachers?

Who here thinks that Belinda Brown needs to take

Who you all pulling for in the principal race?

Whoa, what's the big issue with Dr. Brown?

Whoa!

Whoo hoo!

Whoo!

Why are you a part of this?

Why didn't they choose you?

Why don't you go sit somewhere else, Neal?

Why don't you shut the fuck up?

Why is this job so important to you, Gamby?

Why thank you, Mr. Russell.

Why, hello, Mr. Gamby.

Why, yes, it does.

Wonderful!

Wow.

Y'all never backed me up before.

Yeah, but if you could line up that raise...

Yeah, I bet she went to Berkeley,

Yeah, I understand.

Yeah, she's good.

Yeah, well, at least I'm not bending over

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah? What high school do you go to?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yep.

Yes, Dr. Brown.

Yes, Lee. Thank you.

Yes, this is Principal Neal Gamby.

Yet? You've still got a few more days in there.

You ambitious little weasel.

You broke my computer!

You don't like the surprise?

You feeling all right, Mr. Gamby?

You fuck yourself off. If you like it so much, you...

You fuck, Fuck you.

You get turned the fuck out.

You guys makin' jokes?

You have a... blessed day too.

You have no fucking clue.

You know what happens to smart kids

You know what happens to smart kids

You know what I mean?

You know what turned out means?

You know what, I think you want the hospital.

You know, how... how do these children eat food?

You know, I should slap you across your mouth

You know, I'm getting pretty sick and tired

You know, the first thing I'm gonna do

You know, the guys like you and your crew and Harold in maintenance.

You know, we gotta think about the future.

You know, with all the recent changes.

You look a little pale.

You need to flip your shit around.

You pop me one more time, you son of a bitch,

You punch like a woman.

You ruined it.

You see that paddle over there?

You shouldn't give up hope just yet.

You think that's funny.

You two, I wanna know

You understand what I'm saying here.

You wanna throw punches in the hallway?

You want that to happen to you?

You wish you had my life.

You're a good kid. You don't want something like that following you around

You're a true hero.

You're completely wrong.

You're full of ideals. Bright eyed and bushy tailed.

You're going to be very cooperative

You're gonna get us a raise?

You're gonna lose everything.

You're late.

You're looking at

You're not gonna kill everybody, right?

You're right. I forgot it's all about you.

You're so confident, aren't you, Gamby?

You're strong. I like that.

You've been working really hard, man.

Your couch, anything else you got on layaway.

Your house, your car,

a brother could use it. Jeremiah!

And I saw your little fucking sign. What sign?

and justice for all. Aah!

But Dad, it's nasty. Put it on.

but you better have a gun, Mister. I don't need a gun.

But, um... But, um, what?

Congrats, buddy. Ray, nobody asked you to chime in.

Course you care. No, you're right, Neal.

Enough. Enough.

Get it on. Don't! Gosh, Dad! I got it!

Get it on. Push it on. Stop!

Good job, baby! Good job! Whoo!

Got it! Get it on. Put it on.

Have a seat. Uh, closed, right?

Hello, Mr. Gamby. Mr. Haas.

Hm. Someone with a lot of experience.

I love you. I love you too, Daddy.

I thought you loved Dr. Brown. Please.

Isn't it though? Mm!

It's a Gamby promise. Go to hell, Gamby.

It's essential to be likable. Indeed.

It's private property. Eat shit, Gamby!

Kids fucking hate school! Nobody would do it!

Leave it open. Say who?

Like I was saying... Jeremiah!

Mr. Russell. Good to see you, Jeremy.

Neal! Goddamn it, Ray!

Nice work, baby. There you go. Right there.

Nice work. Right there.

No violence. Y'all heard it.

No, I will not

No. Yeah, I didn't think so.

Not a chance. Not a chance.

Oh ho ho! Oh!

Oh! Fuck you, Russell.

Oh! Uh... Hey.

Okay, okay. Put it on.

Please report to the main lobby. Stop it!

Rules are rules. Yeah, but if a rule is unfair,

Sad news about Welles' wife. So sad.

Settle down! Bruce! Bruce!

Settle down! No need to get violent.

Stupid letter? Yeah.

Surprise! Ah, shit!

Thank you, Mrs. Libby. Uh huh.

That's kind of harsh. Here's what I'm proposing.

That's why... Knock, knock.

The door? Leave it.

Walkout? Like, leave school? Yeah.

Whoo! Yes! There you go.

Yeah. Boom.

Yes, you do. Mm hmm.

You did. Rule...

You enough. Oh, fuck off.

You, uh, feeding your fishes? Sure am.

♪ Did you ever know ♪

♪ It might have appeared to go unnoticed ♪

♪ It must have been cold there in my shadow ♪

♪ Me shine ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Sunlight on your face ♪

♪ That you're my hero? ♪

♪ That's your way ♪

♪ To never have ♪

♪ You always walked a step behind ♪

♪ You were content to let ♪

♪ You're everything ♪