Girls Trip (2017) Soundboard Edit

Ah, so, let's take this cleaver...

Ah!

All at the same time

All right, stop! Just everybody take a time out!

Alone

And 10% of your tiltties are my titties.

And a little more "freaknik" Lisa.

And a ugly ass face, just like his momma

And author of you can have it all.

And I had forgotten that.

And I might be willing to spill this tea on your little site.

And I'm gonna put it on this over utilized sausage.

And look what I brought you

And thank you for bringing the flossy posse back together.

And that is a lovely blouse you have on. Why, thank you.

And this choice is diminishing you

And you can see, there are a lot of different peppers and colors..

And you know what? You are one of the most loyal,

And...

Appreciate that, nothing but water under the bridge

Are you serious? 'Cause, you know what, I know you're broke!

Austin?

Authentic hurricanes! Two for $25!

Because nobody's gonna love you like your babies.

Because we have convinced ourselves

Because when I was leaving Terrence,

Because with the pocket squares...

Bitch, I'm about to fuck you up!

Bitch!

Bottom line is that you two give people hope.

Buddy“.

But I will see you and the flossy posse in New Orleans

But the essence folks just called and..

But we are not pressing charges, okay?

By the name of Simone, no last name given

Bye, mama! Oh, my goodness!

Catch me!

Cheers!

Come here, baby! Aww!

Come on

Come on, for real

Come on, ry

Come on, y'all!

Come on! What you sayin'?

Cops! Cops! Come on, it's the cops!

Cute, Sasha, not helpful.

Damn, this shit gonna be happening all weekend?

Damn! How much did she drink?

Dang it

Despite being the sexy party girl, she was a natural nurturer.

Did you hear what I just said?

Didn't you say you have an appearance or something?

Dina, come on

Dina, don't

Dina, I haven't even finished this one yet.

Dina, put your shirt on!

Do that shit, Dina. What!

Do you get that from squats or is that injections?

Does he know?

Doesn't mean that you have to be rude!

Doing whatever the fuck she wants

Don't be a bugger! Pip pip, cheerio!

Don't let me go! Don't let me go!

Don't look at me with them eyes.

Every group of friends has that one experience

Every group of friends has that one song

Everydody!

Feel me, yeah..

Fiercest, most honest friend we have

Fine

Fine. You just keep handling your business.

Five, four,

Flossy posse!

For once, I agree with Dina and her foul mouth

For real, though! Mmm.

Fucking foggy peephole.

Get in those! Get in those! Yeah!

Get it, get it, get it!

Go! You got it!

Green fairy.

Grind it up, throw it back.

Has altered the molecular structure of your brain.

Has led me to the decision that

Hello. Oh, my goodness!

Hey, hey, hey. What's going on here?

Hey, when I said "let loose," I didn't mean it literally!

Hey! Ls this the flossy posse suite?

Hmm?

Hmm? Good night.

I ain't never known you to back down from a challenge.

I always do what?

I am sorry, I'd like to apologize for my friends.

I can see why you're not married

I can't believe Bethany just saw me like this.

I didn't do this! Simone must have!

I don't find this funny at all.

I forgot that years before I was Stewart's wife,

I got g****fruitjuice in the peepee hole. I need a first aid kit.

I got Muslim oils, Christian oils! I got poodle oils!

I got something for the kids!

I had both my kids, right?

I have four.

I just wanna make that my wallpaper

I love my mother

I love you!

I miss you, too.

I still have to work tomorrow, I really should get to bed.

I truly am sorry

I was gone for three minutes!

I was terrified

I was there last year! Swear to god, I was up in there last year.

I would die for every last one of you

I'll do it

I'm a huge fan, Stewart. Thank you

I'm every woman it's all in me

I'm gonna say this out of love. Preach, girl.

I'm gonna take care of everybody in first class because...

I'm good, I don't have a gag reflex.

I'm so sorry! Sasha: You kissing the air, girl

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry. Um...

I'm taking fun pictures with celebrities

I'm talking to celebrities and everything.

I'm the bitch in these streets!

Icannotbeheve I'm looking at half of the flossy posse!

If your arms ain't tired, you ain't been cooking!

Is this a care bear? Don't touch my things!

Isn't that right, stew?

It may not be pulitzer prize winning..

It's a bootyhole.

It's a disaster! It's just a shitshow

It's Bethany, she..

Ithoughtyoulooked great in that thong.

Jesus loves me, too

Just a little breather, and just take a moment

Just like everybody else

Ladies and gentlemen, hall of fame candidate, Stewart Pierce

Lam strong, I'm powerful, I'm beautiful..

Lesson learned

Let's go. We're gonna hoof this one

Lfeel fine!

Like, I can't... I can't even...

Lisa!

Lisa! See that, bitch?

Listen, how about this?

Little pound puppies

Liz davelli.

Look at that right there.

Look, I gotta pay bills, and, for the record...

Ma, can you hear me?

Make some noise!

Milk dud head...

Mmm hmm.

Mmm.

More appropriate and effective..

More the merrier.

Morris Chestnut!

My dick is on fire, Lisa! Okay, just calm down.

My husband and I remain in a loving, faithful marriage

No matter who else steps in the picture,

No, Dina, come on. Obviously, I was very upset,

No, Dina, don't do that.

No, I need you to bring me something I can use,

No, I'm just saying that it would be

No, there's no water and no bridge. You're fired

No... Who only has time for his music?

Of Ryan Pierce's husband, Stewart,

Of Sasha's secrets?

Oh, I can just feel my heart filling up with joy now,

Oh, I'm doing just fine, but you know what?

Oh, my god! Are you guys friends with Ryan?

Oh, my god.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, no, no, no! That's my car!

Oh, no, this bitch didn't

Oh, oh!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit! You coming to get me, god?

Oh, slow down, baby. Slow down, baby

Oh, this heifer.

Oh, yes, we are. Thank you, sir. Thank you

Oh, yes. Yep.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Wait, come on, y'all

Oh. Oh. Okay

Oh...

Okay

Okay, we gotta tell Ryan.

Okay, we're leaving. I'm gonna leave.

Okay.

Okay. All right.

Once a week going to some fabulous event.

Ooh!

Ooh! Damn!

Ooh! Now, Sasha, that's not fair and you know it

Ooh! Now, take it easy, lis.

Ooh! Yeah! Yes!

Or is it just too much ass to pass up?

Or some strange affliction

Or we're done

Party in the vip!

Please beat her ass.

Please don't do it!

Please go. Bye!

Please! I see you and stew pop up on my feed

Quiet as a cat. Ryan, we gotta go right now.

Right here, come on, baby! Me?

Right here.

Ryan, I don't even know what to say.

Ryan! It's good to see you!

Ryan. What?

Sash!

Sasha!

Sasha!

Sasha! Let's go!

Seems like they're getting along.

She baddie!

She's gonna be fine. I don't even know why...

She's nobody. I've never seen her before.

She's so funny!

Shit!

Show

Sir, faster, faster, faster! We need to get there

Sista, sista, it's $50 a pop. $50 a pop.

So they not fucking in Guatemala?

So we have the most amazing suite at the monteleone,

So, come, missy,

So, um, how many baby mamas you got?

Squeeze it!

Successful author..

Talk to me, yes. I got one you could do a lot with!

Thank you, Julian. You're welcome.

Thank you!

Thank you!

That ass is really cute.

That fuck lnstagram bitches!

That is not gonna turn out well for you.

That no matter where you are

That one day you look up and find out

That shit works!

That was before two beautiful little human beings ripped out of my vagina

That you and I are gonna have a middle passage experience,

That's a terrible drink.

That's for Ryan for getting us up in the hot vip spot!

That's how ugly their baby is.

That's not gonna happen. Let's go

The foundation..

The people who make you feel at home no matter where you are,

The Tsunami has hit

The woman I am proud to call my wife,

There's a lot you can do with just one

They're gonna fix it! Just hold tight, hold on, Lisa!

Thinking we were the baddest chicks in the game

This is just the way we greet each other.

This stuff right here come with instructions, okay?

Thought it'd be best that way.

Tighten that up.

To get your ass kicked again?

To introduce this year's essence keynote speaker

Tomorrow?

Ugh.

Uh..

Wait, maybe I should wait here for diddy to come out,

Wait, what did you do?

We are not going to any college frat party

We gonna be fucked up!

We gonna be rich! We gonna be rich!

We gotta keep twisting like this, right?

We think that Ryan and Stewart can be to best mart

We were ride or die

Well, I'm going to essence fest this weekend.

Well, no, but if that's the hotel's policy, then I understand

Well, speaking about "you can have it all,"

Well, three dicks then.

Well, what do you call what you're doing?

Well, y'all should come through, swing by

What are we gonna do? Yeah.

What do you think I should do?

What happened to a normal blowjob?

What is that? You've never g****fruited?

What the fuck? Damn!

What the hell are you doing?

What was that about?

What?

What? Hey!

Where is the water? Excuse me, miss!

Who else is gonna take a picture with Ryan? It's $50.

Whoa.

Why don't we show her and you guys everything you can do with a sausage?

Why have you forsaken me, baby Jesus?

Why is she doing that?

Why isn't it moving?

Wow, I can tell

Y'all, I'm about to get pregnant tonight. Move.

Yay!

Yeah

Yeah, a man.

Yeah, it's vip, five star treatment all the way

Yeah, what's plan b?

Yeah, you got him, girl!

Yeah!

Yeah. Ooh!

Yes, it is! Did you guys get my succulent?

Yes. All right

You all need to see these biggie smalls...

You always ain't gonna do it again!

You are so much better than that

You been doing such a great job thus far.

You good, ry?

You got this, Ryan

You guaranteed me eyeballs on your site, and I'm losing money, Sasha

You guys should go check out the carousel bar and have a drink,

You heard what Ryan said, just be cool.

You know what I do every morning?

You know what I'm saying? That type of bitch.

You know what? That can cause a lot of infection.

You know you need me!

You know, a lot of people think that means the vagina.

You know, Ryan, you don't have to keep pretending like you have it all.

You might choke just a little bit because that make him feel like a man

You put something in them drinks, didn't you?

You wanna be careful with that

You're grown.

You're not in my world

You've put me on facetime

Your nephew is nasty!

Zero

Sorry, go before I spank you. I just did.

Wait, what's going on? Why did it stop?

We've gone through this before. Here she comes