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Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son

Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son

Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son is a hilarious action-comedy movie that was released in 2011. Directed by John Whitesell, the film stars the incredibly talented Martin Lawrence, reprising his role as FBI agent Malcolm Turner, and Brandon T. Jackson as Malcolm's stepson, Trent Pierce. This comedic explosion will leave you in stitches from start to finish.

The movie follows the unlikely duo as they go undercover in an all-girls performing arts school after witnessing a murder. Dressed as women, Malcolm and Trent blend in with the students and faculty, providing the perfect cover to crack the case. However, things quickly spiral out of control as they find themselves entangled in a web of secrets and hilarious mishaps.

Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son is filled with outrageous disguises, slapstick humor, and laugh-out-loud moments. Martin Lawrence brings his signature comedic talent, delivering side-splitting one-liners and impeccable timing. Brandon T. Jackson shines in his role as Trent Pierce, providing a fresh and energetic dynamic alongside Lawrence's seasoned character.

The movie also features a talented supporting cast, including the beautiful Jessica Lucas as Haley, an attractive student who catches Trent's eye, and the charismatic Faizon Love as Kurtis Kool, an eccentric school janitor with a love for music. The chemistry between the cast members is electric, adding an extra layer of comedic brilliance to each scene.

The soundtrack of Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son is just as entertaining as the movie itself. Composed by David Newman, the music perfectly complements the fast-paced and lighthearted tone of the film. From catchy pop tunes to energetic hip-hop tracks, the soundtrack captures the essence of the story, making it even more enjoyable.

If you're a fan of the movie or simply love its soundtrack, you're in luck. You can play and download these fantastic sounds right here! Immerse yourself in the lively beats and catchy melodies that will transport you straight into the world of Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son. Whether it's for a lighthearted dance party, a road trip with friends, or simply to brighten up your day, this soundtrack is guaranteed to put a smile on your face.

Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son created a cultural phenomenon when it was released. It became a beloved part of the Big Momma's House franchise, cementing Lawrence's role as one of the funniest actors in Hollywood. The film's comedic approach coupled with its heartwarming moments resonated with audiences, making it a memorable experience.

So gather your friends, family, or fellow movie enthusiasts, and dive into the zany and outrageous world of Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son. Experience the comedic genius of Martin Lawrence and the hilarious antics of Brandon T. Jackson as they navigate the perils of undercover work in an all-girls school. Play and download the unforgettable sounds of this film right here, and let the laughter-filled adventure begin!

A commitment to your life as an artist.
A festival of flavors!
A little gunplay, we say things.
A little something I used to do back in the day
A little tip about Big Momma.
A strong flow. Yeah.
A terrible stereotype.
About kidnapping Foghorn Leghorn here,
Actually, I'll take the drive!
After a while, you realize it's just not worth the fight.
After I'm shot down in the streets,
Against one of our own, which will not be tolerated!
Ah, man.
Ah, yes. Well, we do pride ourselves on diversity.
Ah. All right, well, in my family, we give out ass whuppins.
Ain't got a care in world but got plenty of beer
Ain't got no money in my pocket But I'm already here
Ain't no raindrops going...
Ain't nobody
Ain't nobody
Ain't nobody
Ain't nobody
Ain't nobody
Ain't nobody Loves me better
Ain't nobody Loves me better
Ain't nobody?
All about this
All about this
All built on a strong, strong flow.
All built on a strong, strong flow.
All my girls in the spot You know what's up
All of the love that you're giving me
All right
All right, all right.
All right, all right. I had to get dressed! What is all this...
All right, but stay in your room and away from those girls.
All right, I guess I gotta play it.
All right, let's rewind. This should be a happy day. All right?
All right, listen. Breathe, girl, breathe. It's all good.
All right, look. Okay. So, I see a beautiful woman right now.
All right, so phase two. Ambush the man when he's at his grind.
All right, then Mexico. But not Cabo! It's gotten way too touristy.
All right, this family hour has to end. I'm going to throw up.
All right, this is what we're gonna do next, right?
All right? All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Give me Canetti, or I take him out.
All right. Take it easy. Take it easy. I'll show you everything.
All right. What do you want, Nicky?
All right. Y'all got 30 seconds to get your asses off campus
All the boys, they stop and stare
All the boys, they stop and stare
All this transition is a bit much for Charmaine.
Almost don't count.
Amen!
And a regular Coke.
And a sweet little something that brings a man to his knees
And after the last few days, I want you to know I'm happy to do it.
And afterward, I'm going to have a double cheeseburger
And alopecia.
And another thing...
And because you keep it real, we singing
And besides, we're all women here.
And brightest young talent that Atlanta has to offer.
And causes eating disorders.
And each time I see you
And each time I see you
And even though I'm new, she done made it real smooth
And even when they stressin' Ha, just let it be
And grand plié!
And he likes long,
And he, uh, doesn't know how to deal with it.
And here's the 411 you probably didn't get on your tour.
And I got a lot of sensitivities
And I got to bring in my own Sweet'N Low?
And I just fried this fool.
And I like salad.
And I like slow, lingering kisses.
And I thought he recognized my talent, knew who the Prodi G was.
And I'll stick to the undercover work?
And I'm just trying to get a lay of the land.
And I'm so fly But I get it from my fam
And if he don't,
And if I don't have the contract signed in five days,
And if nobody speaks up, then neither of you is going to the Showcase.
And it's like... It's, uh...
And it's my best shot at getting a scholarship for composition.
And keep everyone in the auditorium!
And Kurtis Kool got the girls to steal the music box.
And lick other people's fingers.
And listen, I'm thinking now Bali.
And Mrs. Orth from Movement says that I need to listen to my inner voice,
And my stepfather's always working.
And no offense, young lady,
And nobody's playing it.
And now the dudes are lining up
And now you know just how I flow and it goes
And now you know just how I flow and it goes
And now you know just how I flow and it goes
And now you know just how I flow and it goes
And now you know just how I flow and it goes
And pull down that skirt!
And right now, I'm looking at a lot of fresh, unwhupped ass!
And she is mighty fine.
And she's gotta get back to her girls.
And snatch that ponytail off your head.
And so is the music box.
And some shrimp in the backyard. That's a woman!
And the directions were in Spanish.
And the loudest one's always screaming, "Delanté's pulling away!"
And thinks that every girl on the planet is after him?
And this girdle's riding up all inside me. I can't do it.
And this is her niece, Charmaine, your new classmate.
And this is my niece, Charmaine Daisy Pierce.
And this time, no witnesses.
And those poor, house motherless girls you got
And up.
And usually, beautiful, great girls don't go for...
And we be snapping...
And we in the place and we on a case
And we so fly 'cause we don't care
And wear your PJs. We go comfy.
And what did you do? You go shopping.
And what kind of school is this?
And whenever you wanna see me
And you better start sounding like her
And you know, all the grease from the chicken, we were like...
And you need to keep up your cover.
And you were starting to convince me.
And you're ticklish!
And your arms got to be in a little T. rex position.
And your homework is to go berserk
And, honey, you is bad company!
And, uh, I like to, uh,
Anthony Canetti? That's it.
Any other hearts you want to break?
Anyway, Charmaine is a little under the weather right now.
Anyway, they're having a thing for me
Are size 12 or bigger!
Are you invited guests?
Are you kidding me? No.
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you...
Ashy coming out of the bathtub? Baby's got a diaper rash?
At the poetry jam, uh,
Attention, everyone! Give...
Autograph it, please.
Aw, come on, Malcolm, look at this. Look.
Aw! The poor baby is hungry!
Baby, you know
Baby, you should call me I can scoop you and we can hang
Back at you, H bomb.
Badonkadonk!
Be nice.
Be quiet! All right?
Beautiful thing.
Because the Prodi G is still a minor.
Because we couldn't afford the chicken.
Because you're a student here
Before I leave Brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
Before it lays any more eggs.
Before you know it, you'll be bosom buddies.
Before you scare someone.
Besides, if Mia is spinning us,
Beverly, what on earth?
Big boy! Come on, man!
Big Momma don't be getting butt naked for nobody!
Big Momma don't take orders from nobody.
Big Momma, I have been looking for...
Big Momma, we haven't scheduled any interviews, let alone...
Big Momma, what are you doing?
Big Momma!
Big Momma! Big Momma!
Big Momma! Catch!
Big Momma?
Big Momma?
Blood! Did anyone call 911?
Boo. Oh!
Boom shaka laka laka! Boom shaka laka!
Boss. We got him.
Both of them.
Bounce!
Bounce!
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
Boys tryin' to touch my junk, junk
Bravo! You did your thing. I saw that move.
But between you, me and the Kool,
But don't be trying to holler at me when you're singing along
But don't worry, we're gonna take care of you.
But everybody calls me Big Momma.
But for these next four years...
But I heard them say that Isabelle's gonna bring it in her bag.
But I really need to work on expanding my range,
But I think that I'm just going to go.
But I'm afraid, since it's the end of the year,
But I'm talking swimming pools. You feeling private security.
But I'm talking swimming pools. You feeling private security.
But it was hot at the Promenade the day I saw you being hot.
But it's a rooster.
But it's all an act, you know why?
But it's noisy.
But look. Trent, we need to talk, all right?
But my shrink in juvie said I'd do better with a role model my own age.
But now, listen.
But on a dance floor kinda situation
But once you get to know him,
But thank you, Jesus, for now!
But the most important is That my family is my blessin'
But there's just so many of them,
But this is not stealing the mascot from the boys at St. Ignatius.
But we kick them to the curb
But what you're doing, you know, with this woman getting naked...
But you got a little body and a big ass head! Yeah.
But you win the crazy parent award!
But your cousin is the last kind of guy I'd ever hook up with.
But, Miss...
But, uh, you could try it on for me.
But, you see, it's an emergency. Our son just got accepted...
Call the FBI, ask for Agent Crawford.
Called the Cleveland Shuffle.
Called The Freshman Class, right?
Calm down. Tell Big Momma what happened.
Can I keep the boobs?
Can we trust her not to narc us out?
Can you hear this? No...
Can you sing it?
Can you start today?
Canetti brought a dummy flash.
Canetti had a buddy who works here.
Canetti said something to me right before he died.
Canetti told me where the flash is hidden.
Canetti, can you hear me?
Canetti, yeah.
Canetti.
Capital One credit card with no introductory interest rate.
Charmaine Daisy Pierce.
Charmaine likes the sound of that!
Charmaine told me you were a beautiful, great girl.
Charmaine, go.
Charmaine, you can audit classes until your transcripts get here,
Charmaine, you're late for class. Now get to ballet.
Charmaine!
Charmaine!
Charmaine?
Charmaine? You look like you have on Big Momma's PJs.
Charmaine...
Charmaine'll just stay with her Big Momma.
Chest up.
Child, don't you know cheap hair dye is like an old man?
Child, I did not say that.
Child, I see who you are on the inside.
Child, I told you, you don't need no damn Delanté! Now, drive!
Child, like my Aunt Yorima used to say,
Child, nobody deserves to be treated like that.
Child, they all taste the same
Child, this is not Big Momma's first barbecue.
Child, you should quit while you can still do a comb over.
Child? That there is no meal.
Chill ax. Okay?
Chirkoff must have gotten to Kurtis Kool
Come here!
Come here!
Come here! Come here!
Come here! Come here!
Come here! Come here! I'm warning you.
Come in!
Come on You're outta sight
Come on, Big Momma, show us what you got!
Come on, get him! Get him!
Come on, I want to take you somewhere.
Come on, Malcolm.
Come on, man! Come on!
Come on, we can do it together, Malcolm!
Come on! Everybody sing!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on!
Come on. Come on. Malcolm!
Come on. It's a mind body retreat.
Come on. We're going to the library. That's where it was stolen.
Come over here for a second and let Big Momma get a talk with you.
Come to papa.
Comparing stats, tracking sales.
Congratulations. You're a Diva.
Coroner's gonna think I'm some two bit floozy!
Could this get any better?
Crawford. Yeah, Malcolm.
Dad.
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn! Damn!
Damn.
Damn. I mean...
Definitely not that!
Delanté is the boyfriend.
Delanté just dumped me.
Delanté would fall back in love with me.
Delanté.
Demi plié.
Desert Retreat.
Did I?
Do I gotta pop one?
Do not get out of it under any circumstances.
Do you accept? I do.
Do you have a free period?
Do you have any idea how lucky we are right now?
Does Haley like you better as a girl or a boy?
Doesn't make sense,
Doing a bid in Lompoc. Dealing.
Don't be shy.
Don't be surprised when I lose your tax refund!
Don't corner eye me!
Don't let them do a clean version for Walmart.
Don't make me use the PIT maneuver.
Don't move.
Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up
Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up
Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up
Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up
Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up
Don't think I can't hang I party all night long
Don't wanna give it up? Yeah, I'm cool with that
Don't you eyeball me, girl.
Done.
Double ply? A public school can afford double ply
Drive!
Drop it!
Drop it.
Drop topping Playing our favorite CDs
Dude, you are all kinds of freaky!
Duh!
Duke University! Boo ya!
Duke University.
Each time I see you
Eighty?
Enough! No more mistakes.
Entire East Coast and Cincinnati!
Especially when you're packin' a supersized
Even a momma bear needs some sugar.
Ever told the truth, wouldn't have to.
Every time I try to meet somebody, it's ding a ling a ling!
Everybody back to their rooms, now!
Everyone is gonna be there, you know?
Ew, not that.
Ew, the Prodi G.
Exactly.
Exactly. And that means every new student
Excuse me, but shouldn't I be eating some g****s,
Excuse me!
Excuse me!
Excuse me?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
False alarm, ladies! Back to class, back to class!
FBI!
FBI! Come and get your snitch!
FBI! Pull over, now!
Find a seat.
Fine! If I gotta be a chick, can I at least be a cute one?
Fine.
First you put your arms around me
For a girl who played you?
For real. That's some Nazi Germany shnizzle.
Found my keys!
Four years?
Freak with it. Freak with it, freak with it.
Freak with it. That's right.
Free at last, free at last.
From all of the love
From our library's special collection.
Funk in her trunk!
Funny. Very funny.
Gail, maybe we should freshen up before dinner.
Georgia Girls School for the Arts.
Get down!
Get her a chair. Yeah, okay. Grab a seat. I'll get it.
Get in line!
Get in the truck. Okay, okay!
Get it?
Get out of here! It's a fire!
Get out of our way. We have business here.
Get out of the car and hide, now! What's going on?
Get out of the car and hide, now.
Get out of the truck.
Get ready to see some of the best
Girl, I'm hot.
Girl, the sunglasses guy means that he's hiding his true emotions.
Girl, you need a hug!
Girl, your hair's gonna crimp up if it catches on fire.
Give him the gun, or I shoot the kids.
Give me the flash drive.
Give me...
Give your girl some love.
Go ahead and call them girls And bring a couple friends
Go ahead, call her.
Go away! Look, let me explain.
Go, Momma! Go, Momma! Go, Momma! Go, Momma!
Go!
God, I forgive you for the '90s.
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk
Good point? Girl,
Good.
Good.
Good. Come shopping with me.
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door I'm gonna hit this city
Great job, Big Momma.
Great. I'm being followed by a fat lady in a driver's ed car!
Great. So, I'll see you in a few.
Guaranteeing my future. Sign my contract.
H bomb!
Ha! Come on.
Haley Robinson.
Haley, come on!
Haley, hi.
Haley, it's gonna be okay.
Haley, we got to get you somewhere safe.
Haley!
Haley!
Haley!
Haley!
Haley! Haley!
Haley?
Haley. Haley.
Haley. I made her do it.
Haley... You... You're...
Halle Berry ain't got shit on you!
Hands away from your chest. You're gonna dirty the recording.
Happy that I get to see you daily
Hattie Mae Pierce at your service, but you can call me Big Momma.
Have you lost your mind?
Have you seen him?
Have you seen this guy?
He don't remember what he saw.
He figured out how to hit the target
He goes by the name of...
He has an important job in the government.
He has got to love you for all the stuff you can't buy in no store.
He just doesn't want to get hurt.
He just left here a couple days ago for our monthly poker game.
He just shot that guy right in front of me.
He looked at me and he said...
He looked familiar.
He saw me shoot Canetti.
He used the sunglasses guy.
He was thinking about going to the Showcase tomorrow.
He'll give you an autograph just to get rid of you.
He's a lyrical miracle, baby
He's a lyrical miracle, baby
He's a lyrical miracle, baby
He's a lyrical miracle, baby
He's a lyrical miracle, baby
He's a lyrical miracle, baby
He's a lyrical miracle, baby
He's a lyrical miracle, baby
He's artistic.
He's groping me! He's trying to freak me!
He's our age. Plus, he's like a hip hop lyrical miracle.
He's petrified by his passion
He's trying to freak me!
Hell, yeah!
Hello,
Hello? All girls school?
Hello? Chocolate?
Hello.
Hello. Hey.
Help me heal.
Help you what?
Here's the deal.
Hey, could somebody give me a beat?
Hey, did he sign it?
Hey, fellas. Vlad and Dmitri, right?
Hey, get in here and sit down! Stay down!
Hey, Haley.
Hey, Haley. Hey, girl.
Hey, have you heard from Trent? He better be here soon.
Hey, have you seen a girl...
Hey, he's not a narc, he's a fed.
Hey, it's easy, you can meet me
Hey, it's good to see you again.
Hey, Trent, we love you, but I ain't with no ass whuppin'.
Hey, whoa. Just let me say one last thing to my boy.
Hey, y'all, the Prodi G's a little parched.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Baby
Hey! Baby
Hey! Baby
Hey! Baby!
Hey! Oh, you can wear this.
Hey! Trent!
Hey! What are you... Get out of there, you!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Don't worry.
Hey. How you guys doing?
Hey. Let's go.
Hey. What up?
Hey...
Hi, girl. Hi. Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hide?
His name is Trent. Hottie. Buff. Right?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Holding something hot.
Holy mother of...
Honey, it's me who's gonna help you,
How about I go back to reading my Cosmo?
How about I think about it?
How about that one right there?
How about we hang out after your big show?
How about you?
How did you... That song is amazing.
How entertaining.
How many times do I gotta say I'm sorry?
How many times do I gotta say I'm sorry?
How nice of you. That'd be great.
How they gonna let two fat ladies go poking around this joint.
How we're gonna find a 4 inch flash drive in 3 inch heels.
How would they know you were here?
How you doing, Charmaine?
How you doing? How you doing?
How'd you know this was Jasmine's?
How's the leg, boss? The leg's fine!
Huh? Think about that.
Huh? We feeling the deepness?
Huh. I'm a rapper.
Hurry up, it's a fire!
I ain't going to no lame college
I ain't no narc.
I ain't signing that contract.
I almost hit him!
I am a woman with grandchildren.
I be that lyrical miracle with the witty flow
I call the shots around here.
I can call you back.
I can do this!
I can see straight to the Promised Land.
I can't believe that.
I can't believe you don't want to go to college.
I can't resist your sweet surrender
I can't show you. It's... Show me!
I can't wait to see this.
I can't! Delanté used to drive me everywhere! I barely know...
I can't.
I caught you trying on your mother's...
I could feel that.
I could jam to that. I could, you know, do this little thing I do.
I could pop one in your ass!
I crossed the line I'm wrong to lie
I did something else.
I didn't see anything. Yo, we cool?
I don't know, I...
I don't know, something's missing.
I don't know.
I don't know. But I know where to find his girlfriend.
I don't know. Can I meet him before?
I don't know. I don't know who I am.
I don't think so
I don't understand
I don't understand.
I done learned so many lessons
I doubt it. It's been there for so long.
I feel you.
I got 'em going crazy I know I bring the drama
I got 15 MP3s of original stuff that ain't been mixed.
I got a better game than that.
I got a buddy who works there.
I got a plan.
I got no time for no wack dudes
I got skills, thrills plus a winning attitude
I got to start trusting you in your decisions.
I got your mail right here.
I guess I got a little time.
I had no lines, but I was good. No?
I have curfew.
I have something you could try on.
I have to go back to the dorms before I get in trouble.
I hear the girls sneaking in, giggling.
I heard them say they're meeting someone near the library tonight.
I hope I'm not being too personal, but have you tried Spanx?
I hope you don't mind that I show ya
I invited her.
I just brought the beauty outside.
I just feel like I deserve them.
I just saw her with Mia.
I just want to be the one to make you feel amazing
I just want to bite you! Kurtis!
I just... Where are you going?
I knew she was a narc.
I know how to find them.
I know I'm beautiful, but I don't get down like that.
I know it's college decision day,
I know that I've left you a couple of other voice mails.
I know what you're talking about, but that's a little hop thing.
I know what's you. Trust me.
I know, lately
I know. Fashion show!
I know. They called me.
I like how you put the little new school with the old school.
I like it easy I like it nice and slow
I like that.
I like that. You know, "Oooh!"
I like to get out. As a man, it's like...
I look in there, they peaced out.
I love that beat.
I love that.
I mean, all of those writers and poets you could study.
I mean, but if you sing it, I can catch a vibe and I can have a dope mix tape
I mean, come on. How you gonna hide a swag as big as this?
I mean, um, it's so diverse here.
I mean, you guys should, like, be a couple!
I mean, you know, it's your show. I'll be watching.
I mean, you only get one chance to be the new guy.
I mean, you're not hot.
I might be able to use your help.
I need a huge canvas.
I need more pastels.
I need to speak to my wife, Sherrie.
I need you, Haley
I never leave a witness.
I said that's enough, now.
I saw a picture of a man in your office.
I think I agree with Big Momma.
I think I should go now.
I think so.
I think the girls lifted it.
I think you should be our model.
I think you should be our model.
I thought if I looked different,
I told her she could be if she stole the music box.
I told her to bring it tonight so that we could put it back.
I told you, we don't use code names.
I took off Charmaine's outfit just once,
I totally understand. Your room is at the end of the hall.
I want him dead.
I want the whole world to know ya
I want to die!
I was doing some undercover work. Getting information.
I was doing what girls do, okay?
I was just trying to help.
I was the brother with the dope shammy in the car wash.
I was trying to give her...
I was twirling.
I was wondering
I wasn't even talking to you.
I will get to your house when I get to your house!
I will watch over those girls like they were my own.
I won't let him. All right? All I got to do is get that flash drive.
I'd love you to come.
I'd rather hum.
I'll be back for a second set, a'ight?
I'll be out in a second!
I'll be out there in a minute!
I'll be right back!
I'll find it when everyone's at the Showcase tonight.
I'll just show you to your room.
I'll just transition into acting.
I'll make you mine
I'm a curious woman.
I'm a little hard of hearing in my right ear.
I'm a lyrical miracle
I'm a lyrical miracle
I'm a record producer. I'm very interested in talking to him.
I'm a senior.
I'm automatic, a rap fanatic Let me do my thing
I'm automatic, a rap fanatic Let me do my thing
I'm beginning to think the guy I'm looking for doesn't really exist.
I'm Charmaine.
I'm checking the flash drive.
I'm embarrassing you?
I'm feeling pretty perfect right now.
I'm getting the clasp fixed.
I'm going to be alone for the rest of my life?
I'm going to Duke.
I'm going to find the wire!
I'm going to hide you.
I'm going to unpack.
I'm gonna check it out.
I'm gonna need a shrink after this, you realize that?
I'm Haley Robinson.
I'm Jasmine.
I'm just saying, this is my big break, man!
I'm just saying... Listen.
I'm looking for this Prodi G. Have you seen him?
I'm not 18 yet,
I'm not even wearing a clean pair of granny panties.
I'm not going for Haley. I mean... No.
I'm not saying you're not hot,
I'm not sure that's me. You know?
I'm not talking to you.
I'm okay, I'm okay.
I'm okay!
I'm on a diet.
I'm on Fleet Street, come on
I'm on the grind. You feel me?
I'm peeping one fly Zulu queen! Mmm!
I'm pretty good with this gun.
I'm ready to rise and grind and shine for socializin', enterprisin'
I'm saying, he's a real sweetheart.
I'm so incredible They're forgettable, bye bye
I'm sorry, no phone calls allowed.
I'm sorry, this was supposed to be a duet.
I'm sorry?
I'm sorry. I was wrong to think we could pull this off.
I'm starving!
I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm talking about Duke!
I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes
I'm talking to the people on the other end of your chest.
I'm Trent.
I'm undercover. FBI. Now give me the damn bag.
I'm, uh... I'm at the library.
I've been all over the world, but you know
I've got to get dressed. Hurry!
I've infiltrated tougher circles than a posse of gossipy teenage girls.
If I could get a peek around the library.
If I help you, you got to help me.
If that's what you want.
If you feel the same way Let me hear you say, "Hell, yeah!"
If you see him, call me.
IM me if you change your mind.
In age only.
In case of a home invasion.
In that case, how's this?
In the common room in about 15 minutes.
In the way that Kate Winslet does.
In the words of the great master, "Mama said knock you out!"
In. In! Yo!
Is it blue?
Isabelle, it's great. You really captured her.
It don't last long and it marks up the furniture.
It has enough dirt on Chirkoff to put him away forever.

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