A pleasure, my liege from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Actually. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Adrenalin fueled thrill ride but there's no way you could perpetrate from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
And accidentally cut off his own head. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
And sustained three injuries in the line of duty. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Back off! from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Because he's fuck ugly. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Belonging to Leslie, that I intend to turn it into a memorial garden, in her honor. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Blower's fate was simply the result of his being an appalling actor. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
But as far as I'm concerned, Cousin Sissy can go and fuck... from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
But more importantly, was a good friend and client of... from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
But that doesn't mean it requires anything less from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Can I see the manager, please? from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Come on, everybody. It's all right. It's just an accident. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Constable, official vocab guidelines state from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Could I have a glass of the cranberry juice, please? from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Couldn't let Blower jeopardize that from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Covering your tracks with the judicial application of bacon and beans. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Crusty jugglers. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Detective Sergeant Wainwright and Detective Constable Cartwright. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Do you know this man? from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Ended up having a nervous breakdown. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Everything's gonna be fine. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Everything's gonna be just fine. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Evidence room. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Excuse me. Excuse me. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Fire up the roof. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Forget it, Nicholas. It's Sandford. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Get out. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Go, go, go. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Graffiti? They've gotta be dealt with, Frank. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
He's in the loo. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Help me. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Here to announce the winners is the newest addition to the Sandford Police Force. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Hey, look. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Hey, now you come to mention it, from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Hope these are okay from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
How you know the identity of the persons involved? from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
I believed in the immutable word of the law. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
I can handle this, Danny. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
I don't remember a time when I didn't wanna be a police officer. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
I know from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
I rode round in it every second I was awake. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
I think somebody needs to go home. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
I was like you once. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
I was talking about him. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
I'm afraid my nickname of Sissy is only a revelation to yourself. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
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I'm not Janine. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
I'm open to the concept of religion, I'm just not entirely convinced by it from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
I'm sure the store's security footage will absolve me. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
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Idea. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
If it became accessible by road, it would be a prime location for say, from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Impressive collar. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
In Sandford, Gloucestershire from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
In the last 12 months has received nine special commendations. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Is it though? from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Is it true that there is a place in a man's head from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
It's a wonder nobody's been hurt before. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
It's all about being a team player, Nicholas. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
It's not your village anymore from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
It's only an air rifle. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Janet Barker has decided to call her boys Roger and Martin from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Janine, I've been transferred. I'm moving away for a while. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Leave this with me. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Leslie Tiller's dead? How? from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Let's not forget that Greg was an extra in Straw Dogs. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Morning. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Move, move, move! from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Mr. Webley, I trust you have a license for that firearm? from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Mum! from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Nasty way to go. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Nicholas, my son. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Nicholas, Nicholas, Nicholas. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Nicholas, what is it? from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
No from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
No, I mean which one do you wanna watch first? from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
No, thanks. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Not a member of the public anyhow from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
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Now, we've put you in the Castle Suite. Bernard will escort you up there from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Of course, Cousin Sissy won't be too happy about that, from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Of George Merchant on April 29th from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Of the Metropolitan Police Service with me from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Oh, come on. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
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Oh, Nicholas. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Oh, no! from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
On the church with a steeple. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Or for that matter, stage a car crash? from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Out in the country. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Patrick Swayze's just robbed this bank and Keanu Reeves is chasing him from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Patrol the churchyard with Saxon. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
People have accidents every day from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Point Break or Bad Boys II? from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Pub? from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Put a sock in it, town mouse from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Righty ho ho from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Romeo and Juliet and you're late for the dress rehearsal. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Sandford's most wanted. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Sergeant Angel to the Manager's office. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Sir, I think all these deaths are linked. I think Tim Messenger was murdered. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Sir, this doesn't make any sense. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Sir? Sir? from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
So, with the dispatch of the Sergeant, from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Splattered before he could share with me from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Spot of bother up at Ellroy Farm from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Swan! from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
That was quite an impressive haul today, Constable Butterman. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
That's just gonna scare it from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
The boys here aren't used to the concepts you're bandying about. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
There hasn't been a recorded murder in Sandford for 20 years. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
There was a bit earlier on that you missed from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
They won't be expecting that. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Thieving kids. Dog muck. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Tim, your number's up from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
To build his dubious mansion on Norris Avenue from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
To the weekly meeting of the Neighborhood Watch Alliance. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Tosser! from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Two people involved, distinct signs of a struggle. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Very good. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Want anything from the shop? from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
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We'll get round to it. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
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What absolute horseshit. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
What on earth do you think you're missing out on? from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
When I distracted him with the cuddly monkey. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Who is going to have to come with us. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Who is it? from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
With respect, sir. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Would Sergeant Angel come to the stage, please? from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Would you just excuse me, for just one second? from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Yarp from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Yeah. Hopefully, that's the last we'll see of him. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Yes, sir. Why is everybody eating chocolate cake? from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Yes, well, I am on duty, so if you'll excuse me from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
You can arrest us if you like from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
You ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air? from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
You see, no one loved Sandford more than her. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
You should think about using yours more often from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
You yourself expressed a wish to behead. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
"Cop Enjoys Watching Young Lovers"? I don't think so. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
777. Mr. Skinner from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
And we both know who with. Eve D****r. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Any news from earlier? Yeah. CSI found nothing. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Are you saying that this is a crime scene? Yes, sir, I am from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Because I was there! There's a point from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Cheated on his missus. Most certainly. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Detectives. Sir. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Do you mind if I ask how she died? Traffic collision. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Fondness for puns. Go on. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
George Merchant. Self made millionaire. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
He's a trolley boy at the local supermarket. Good. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Hello? Janine, it's me from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Hey, where are you going? Personal errand. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
How much do I owe you? Twenty quid. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
I was hoping to check in. Check in? from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Is that why you split up? What? from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Is there anything I can do for you? No. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
It's more than one person. Come again? from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
It's... Angel. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Like who? Farmers. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Lock me up. I'm sorry? from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Martin Blower. Respected solicitor. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Maybe they're not here. Wait here. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
My pen's running out. Not a problem from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
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Pint of lager, please, Mary. Right you are, my love from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Tim Messenger. Go. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
We? Come on, partner. Let's go to work. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Well, that's funny. What's that? from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
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What are you doing? Saving your skin from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
What are you writing? Everything you're saying from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
What the... Sergeant Angel? from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
What, just like Tim Messenger? Yes! from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
Where did you get that? The offender had the Kalashnikov. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
You should get some house plants. Oh, yeah, yeah. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
'Cause he's... He's little and he's drunk. from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard
"You do not have to say anything, however it may harm your defense from Hot Fuzz (2007) Ultimate Soundboard