Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) Soundboard Edit

A chum of mine was sledging down Claxby Hill.

Ah, yes.

All right, the Death Eaters have been trying to recruit me for over a year

All right. I'll do it.

And nothing.

And you, and you.

And your human friends find solace in the loss they have sustained.

Any friend of Harry's is a friend of mine. Get your books out.

At times, I still see the small boy from the cupboard.

BELLATRIX: You?

Bit of a tosser, really

But how did you know?

But I can't help you

But sometimes, you can be really thick.

But then, what would we do without him?

But why would he tamper with his own memory?

By the way, thank you for the pineapple. You're quite right, it is my favorite.

Charms spell. I'm just practicing.

Couple nights ago, I could've sworn I saw a picture move.

Dean dates my sister because of her skin?

Definitely.

Don't get any closer. Get back, all of you.

Don't use that name.

Dragon balls.

DUMBLEDORE: Good evening, Bellatrix

DUMBLEDORE: Ingenious.

DUMBLEDORE: It's my fault

DUMBLEDORE: Stop. It will stop. It will stop...

DUMBLEDORE: Why, indeed?

Farewell...

For those who don't know, Marcus' uncle invented the Wolfsbane Potion.

Forgive me, Draco.

Gifts mere mortals can only dream of possessing.

GINNY: He's covered in blood again.

Ginny!

Ginny!

Harry, do as I say.

HARRY: Divine.

HARRY: I haven't actually got my book yet, and nor has Ron.

HARRY: I like riding around on trains.

HARRY: Ron.

Harry?

Harry? Did someone say "Harry"?

Harry.

He and I don't exactly see eye to eye, sir.

He asked me to give you his best, and he hopes you enjoy your holiday.

He had a family, I trust?

He might misunderstand.

He'll give it his best effort.

He's lovely. They've been known to sing on Boxing Day, you know.

HERMIONE: For weeks you carry around this book, practically sleep with it...

HERMIONE: It's easy for them to get to you.

HERMIONE: Oh, no.

HERMIONE: Um, well...

HERMIONE: Well, I was curious, so I went to...

HERMIONE: Why not?

Hi, Ron.

Him and Dad don't get on. Probably because me dad says potions are rubbish.

Honestly, Ronald, they're only holding hands.

How?

I can speak to snakes too.

I can't change the Dark Lord's mind.

I did

I didn't get into the Slug Club.

I don't doubt you, Severus.

I don't know anything about such things, and if I did, I wouldn't tell you!

I know Katie. Off the pitch, she wouldn't hurt a fly.

I know who I am, Hermione, all right?

I like a nice chat before I go to bed. Now all you do is read that bloody book

I might ask you the same question.

I miss you.

I really couldn't care less.

I suggest you do the same

I suppose.

I think, from what you described...

I thought it would annoy Ron the most.

I was in the library the other night..

I would have considered it a personal triumph...

I'd have thought you could whip up a remedy for this in no time, Harry.

I'd pitch myself off the Astronomy Tower...

I'm going to tell you something.

I'm here.

I've never really thought about it.

In all the years Tom's been here, he's never once had a family visitor.

In the end, it was Snape.

Incarcerous.

Isn't he brilliant?

It feels like this

It was always Snape

It was beautiful magic

It was Malfoy.

It's a creepy shop. He's a creepy bloke.

It's all in the upholstery. I come by the stuffing naturally. What gave me away?

It's all my fault.

It's called, as I understand it...

It's good.

LAVENDER: Where is he?

Like cursing Katie Bell and hoping that in return she'd bear a cursed necklace to me?

Look, his father is a Death Eater. It only makes sense.

MAN 3: Go on, Weasley! MAN 4: Yeah, Ron!

Merlin's beard!

Merry Christmas, Harry.

MOLLY: Are you sure you won't stay?

More knowledgeable than half the staff, you are.

No, emergency choir practice, I'm afraid, Horace.

No, I did not.

No, we should go. The first night of the cycle's always the worst

Nosebleed Nougats!

Nothing.

NYMPHADORA: It was delicious, Molly, really.

Of course.

Oh, bloody hell.

Oh, yeah..

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

On second thoughts...

Once there was a young man, who, like you..

One of what?

One sip and you will find that all of your endeavors succeed.

Oops.

Open up, you.

Oppugno.

Partis Temporus!

Professor Slughorn is gonna try to collect you, Harry.

Professor!

Protected?

Purely for academic purposes, you understand.

Quibbler.

Quibbler.

Quick thinking on your part, Harry, using a bezoar.

Really?

RIDDLE: Can you only split the soul once? For instance, isn't seven..

RON [ WHISPERING ]: Harry. HARRY: What?

RON: That was cheerful.

See that girl over there?

See?

Seriously misunderstood creatures, spiders are.

Should I tell you to abandon me and save yourself, you must do so.

Sir? You haven't told us what's in that one.

SLUGHORN: Harry, I must insist you accompany me..

SLUGHORN: I'm Potions Master, Harry

SNAPE: No! He belongs to the Dark Lord.

So well, I've deceived one of the greatest wizards of all time.

So you did, when Professor Snape was teaching Potions.

Sweetheart

Takes my mind off things.

That's Katie.

The binding is fragile.

The night I got this?

The Room of Requirement.

The shelf, sir?

There it is.

This appears to be a gift, Horace

This memory has been tampered with...

To you, Headmaster.

Trust me

Wands out, Harry.

Was I under the impression he and I would be attending Slughorn's Christmas party?

Water.

We're being followed, all of us.

Well, it's just you can't break an Unbreakable Vow.

Well, just the general behavior, sir.

What a lovely surprise.

What about your activities outside the classroom?

What are you playing at?

What do you think?

What if she looked over here and saw you snogging me? You expect her to leave?

What Lav and I have, well, let's just say, there's no stopping it.

What you see before you, ladies and gentlemen..

What's the matter with Wenby?

When I first met Mr. Riddle, he was a quiet...

Where's my Won Won? Has he been asking for me?

Whisper things

Who are those people?

Who are you going with?

Who's Harry Potter?

Whoo!

Why didn't I think of that?

WOMAN: Come on, Ron!

WOMAN: Come on, Ron! MAN 2: Go on, Weasley!

Wouldn't mind getting on a first name basis, know what I mean?

Yes, she was cursed.

Yes!

You and Ginny.

You attempt to conceal it, but it's obvious. Let me assist you.

You can only say no so many times, so I never stay anywhere more than a week

You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?

You did it, sir

You don't remember who gave you this bottle?

You know, at times, I forget how much you've grown.

You need us, Harry.

You remember the conditions on which I brought you with me?

You said Professor Slughorn would try to collect me.

You should know, Professor Dumbledore...

You still look the same to me, sir.

You understand me?

You're not alone.

You're very like your father.

Your good health, Harry

Episkey. Ah!

Five Galleons. Five Galleons.

Get to know him? I don't know

Hey, I was wondering... Eleven. That's when I get off.

I'm not. Yes, you are.

Oh, well, I'm fine, mate. Thanks. Okay.

Oh. DUMBLEDORE: Oh, yes, introductions.

Sir! In order to gain passage...

Ten Galleons. Ten Galleons

What? Harry? Harry who? Harry Potter, of course.

You're the doctor, aren't you? No.

...and I came across something rather odd about a very rare piece of magic.

...and I didn't fully understand it.

...as he attempts to fulfill the Dark Lord's wishes?

...but only if you keep drinking. Please, don't make me.

...Dumbledore's got a bit old

...each and every one of you was searched upon your arrival here tonight.

...he's known all over the world by another name.

...of sufficient quality to claim this prize

...on the news of the day.

...she was dead before you could wipe the drool off your chin.

...Tom Riddle grew close to one particular teacher.

...walked this castle's corridors, slept under its roof.

...what you and Ron saw in summer...

...when not polluted with poison.

...why I came to you.

"Harry Potter."

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[ CHILDREN CHATTERING ]

[ CROWD CHEERING ]

[ DOG BARKING ]

[ DOOR OPENS ]

[ HEDWIG CHIRPING ]

[ HEDWIG CHIRPS ]

[ LAVENDER SOBBING ]

[ MAN YELLS ]

[ METAL SQUEAKING ]

[ MURMURING ]

[ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]

[ SOBBING ]

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[ SQUEAKING ]

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