Poorly Drawn Lines (2021) - Season 1 Edit

A beast.

A bunch of secret spaghetti sauce for the dragon

A dinner party sounds good.

A little bit of both.

A little one‐two punch.

A not great arrangement.

A treasure no seagull

A‐as I already made clear,

Aah!

About all this.

About the Ancient History Museum.

Actually, I'm here to recruit new members.

Actually, it's four now.

Actually, no. No, no, no.

Adventures at sea!

Adventures forever.

Affirmative. So we may replicate it.

Again and again.

Again.

Ah, but my other senses have only been heightened.

Ah, damn. All right, I'm in.

Ah, Gil, you're my guy! We love you, Gil.

Ah, personally, I'm excited as hell

Ah, put myself out there, and this is what I get?

Ah, super easy!

Ah, thank you.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! (exhales)

Ah! Ah!

Ah! I've got it!

Ah! These are pickles?

Ah! Where's my laptop?

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ahh, thank you.

Ahh! All right, let's rock and roll!

Ahh.

All aspects of it.

All hours?

All I'd worked for, gone!

All kinds of people, I mean‐‐

All my beats, gone... like smoke in the wind.

All of it.

All of those dudes and ladies at once.

All right, all right, geez.

All right, everyone, let's get the hells out of here.

All right, fine. I'll send you the link.

All right, from the top. Two, three, four!

All right, he's alive. Kevin, clean up your shit.

All right, I get it.

All right, I'm gonna order sushi and watch my show.

All right, if Kevin wants to live in a calming environment,

All right, it's about 20 meters to the end of the hall.

All right, it's too dark. I need light.

All right, let's get him on the couch.

All right, let's go that way.

All right, let's party.

All right, man!

All right, Tanya. Tanya?

All right, that's fair.

All right, them's good odds. Let's do this!

All right, we gotta take care of this right now.

All right, you can stay.

All right. See you later, Naveen.

All righty, let's get back to it.

ALL: (gasp)

ALL: (grunt)

ALL: Cheers!

ALL: Hey.

ALL: Is an occurrence of things

ALL: Mmm.

ALL: Whoa!

ALL: Wine!

ALL: Yay!

ALL: Yeah!

ALL: Yes!

All...right.

Almost like some kind of procrastination?

Also, your half is in the trash can.

Am I right, team?

Among a group of best pals?

An occurrence of things that are just weird

And also some kind of lost civilization?

And another car could hit me at any second,

And basically make me the new queen?

And beverages

And brilliant comedic wordplay.

And come get me out of here instead?

And could we confirm that I would be a god,

And did you kill him?

And do battle elsewhere.

And do you know what?

And done. Is there more coffee?

And filled with danger.

And get back to the dinner party.

And guaranteed good times.

And harnessed the power of the stars.

And he thinks my name is Ken.

And he was drinking my nice beer.

And he was like‐‐

And how much did we make for 2 hours of work?

And I guess it's because the secret spaghetti sauce

And I just kind of feel like we owe it to her at this point.

And I need you back here.

And I said it is!

And I said it is!

And I think it might be the devil.

And I think she has a lot to teach all of you.

And I thought I was gonna die

And I was like, "Okay, universe.

And I was like, hey, Joey Tambourine, fuck you.

And I was never gonna kick you out of the band.

And I'd have to go alone. What if they don't like me?

And I'd like to tell you about them

And I'm about to be engaged in a pretty long battle here.

And I'm gonna draft an email to Pietro

And I'm not starting now.

And I'm older than I've ever been before!

And I'm quarter‐nap.

And I'm supposed to fill it out and get a new ID card.

And I'm trying to get out of the T‐shirt game.

And I'm wearing the half that I paid for!

And if they don't,

And it's completely unrelated to summer.

And its many wonders and also mysteriosisosis?

And kill everybody that you love.

And little hats.

And living in the ancient world was constantly horrible.

And may also I ask,

And my party.

And my warriors would offer not to destroy your city in return.

And none of them liked each other, no.

And now he'll probably curse you

And now he's been hit by three cars?

And now he's releasing his album before me?

And now I got a permanent record?

And now I invite you to visit this land of mystery

And now this guy wants to show us a mummy?

And obviously I recommend the nicest staff

And one of us have work tomorrow.

And Rainfall's place,

And ready to take on the world.

And require sustenance.

And revert the world to a premodern state,

And she was apparently super easy to talk to,

And something bad has to happen to your original laptop.

And sorry, Kevin, I guess.

And spoiler alert: cats hate water.

And start a business and run a marathon.

And Tanya was like, "Yeah,

And teach them proper bike‐rack etiquette,

And that is flavor because the middle class is vanishing.

And that one day, you'll dig up the devil.

And that, and this, and everything?

And that's why I would pay her off.

And the ear.

And the longer I spend here,

And the party could still happen.

And then I got hit by another car.

And then I got hit by another car.

And then I left.

And then the Order left me here,

And then this guy walked in holding a tambourine,

And then you two definitely wouldn't come

And then, I don't know, we can get a beer?

And then, out of nowhere...

And there's your house, Tanya!

And they were like, "Take care of the forest."

And they will walk the Earth once more through you.

And they're all different, beautiful colors.

And this is just cash.

And this would easily take up my whole weekend.

And to be honest,

And trees?

And trust me, I know how serious that can be.

And very stressful.

And we are cool, super cool!

And we can't afford to lose Kevin.

And we might've even been friends.

And we'll have a washing machine.

And we're taking some for ourselves.

And what did the universe say?

And what I learned from Susan,

And when I look at this ID,

And why start now, huh?

And would I get to set my own hours?

And you don't have to get hit

And you hold that grudge forever.

And you look like that hot birdie?

And you never speak to them again.

And you two should stop fighting.

And you're runnin' in last place, buddy.

And you're...also here?

And, Ernesto,

And, you know, puzzles don't travel well,

Another bag!

Another room?

Antique or not, this place is weird.

Any online retailer guns, get rid of them.

Anyone hungry?

Anywhere from like 100 to 5,000 years ago.

Are also procrastinating weirdly makes me feel better

Are we going to the hospital or not?

Are we making things worse for ourselves?

Are we scared about the ancient world

Are you guys even listening to yourselves?

Are you jealous because I have a hot statue

Are you messing with me, Gilandrius?

Are you talking shit?

Are you talking shit?

Argh! No! We have time.

Argh! No! We have time.

Arm cannon!

Around this improbable forest isn't the answer?

Arrrhhh!

As long as this doesn't become, like, a weird self‐help thing.

As soon as he sees

As you always say they are, they'll listen to you.

Aside from everything about cars and rooms

At a discount if you're interested.

At first, I was like, "This dude is done,"

At least we became bros in the end.

At my lemon stand.

Aw, I thought you were fearless, Ernesto?

Aw, I'm glad you all like it.

Aw, Kevin, are you leaving?

Aw, man. What did you do?

Aww.

Battle formation.

Be careful, be careful.

Be our hero.

Because a butterfly said to.

Because cars don't go inside, right?

Because I hate it. And that's why I'm here!

Because if you really are, you can keep playing.

Because it's ten times my body height,

Because she's paying us thousands of dollars.

Because that's twice as bad. Maybe even three times!

Because these guys deserve that.

Because they're not people, right?

Become fit, personally fulfilled individuals

Been there. It's not as cool as you think.

Best‐pals contract.

Bike‐rack etiquette like that?

Bike, please. I think she's gonna throw up.

Blue is better. It has better vitamins.

BOTH: "If y'all be dippin',

BOTH: (gasp)

BOTH: Begone, to the unknown realm.

BOTH: K‐K‐K‐K‐Kev.

BOTH: Super efficient.

BOTH: The party days.

BOTH: Whoa!

Bread is extra.

Bread is extra.

Business was good.

But also could be‐‐ but it can't be.

But also, you're a team player.

But do not mean anything, guys!

But Ernesto's been putting it off for weeks.

But everything else is completely fucked up!

But I don't know any of his friends now.

But I feel like you're not holding up

But I got this puzzle going on right now,

But I had an idea.

But I just feel like

But I say with a little work,

But I think it's time for me to go solo.

But I thought we'd be friends forever.

But I want to procrastinate for as long as possible,

But I was listening even harder.

But I'll never tell anyone where.

But I've actually been writing poems for you

But if anyone tries to sell us a museum membership,

But in terms of other health benefits too.

But instead, we ended up cooking

But it does sound fun.

But it feels less special if we're all heroes.

But it's Saturday.

But it's super long, and I don't want to.

But it's usually Natasha and Fernando.

But let's follow Tanya. This was her idea.

But my DMV paperwork is due on Monday.

But now I'm pretty sure he's the devil.

But now...

But old Street Street!

But only because I love making memories.

But perhaps you, Ernesto,

But punishing me won't bring them back.

But saying no, that's also pressure.

But sometimes I'm hungry in other rooms!

But spoken with hate.

But that robot ate it all.

But that's so much work.

But then he pulled out the sword of light

But then I didn't die.

But then I got hit by a car.

But then one day, our drummer turned to me and was like‐‐

But then out of nowhere, bam!

But then the robot started paying us too.

But there's no way it's a ghost bike.

But they're busy.

But this ID's been expired for weeks.

But this is definitely weird, right?

But this time, I learned something.

But this time, I've changed,"

But we should grab a water sometime.

But we still got to bounce.

But we'll do them both.

But what about my dinner party?

But what? I'm in the middle of something.

But why don't we just order together?

But why settle for bureaucracy when you could be...a god?

But you killed someone!

But you know what I'm most rich in?

But you know what?

But you know what? Hearing that you two

But you will lose a part of yourself

But, Kevin, there is another room.

But, like, you‐‐you did take us on this adventure.

But, no, it's more about the forces of evil

But, Turt, I thought you feared the unknown.

BUTTERFLY: Get him!

By any frickin' cars to prove it.

By my calculations, we can do a 7 mile ride

Bye, Sapphire. Bye, Rainfall.

Bye!

C‐can you guys see anything?

Can he adjourn your meeting?

Can I ask a question?

Can we throw a sheet over it or something?

Can you fly us back to my place, by any chance?

Can you get through this?

Can you not be downer for like five seconds

Cat person, regular cow, bear person...

Cat, that is exactly the kind of conflict

Cat, you want to join us?

CAT: Oh, come on!

Check out the address.

Check this out.

Check this out.

Check this shit out

Check this shit out. (speaking unknown language)

Cheers.

Chef, we're running low on celery here.

Chop, chop, chop. Choppity chop.

Claim them for us.

Cleaning a room, organizing a desk.

Closes at sundown? Pfft.

Co‐dependent? I'm not even independent.

Come on, bud.

Come on, come on, come on!

Come on, Kev. It's a free tour.

Come on, let's go!

Come on, let's go!

Come on, meeting adjourned.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Let's go check out this mummy.

Come on.

Come on.

Come up with a better deception!

Coming to me in the moment.

Cookies stolen from beachside picnics.

DAD: And?

DAD: Ask your friends to help.

DAD: You have to deal with this, Kevin.

Damn it, damn it, damn it!

Damn it, Kevin!

Damn it! I'm losing my cool over this.

Damn it. Oh, hey, wait, you guys!

Damn, blighted magics.

Damn, he made that quesadilla fast.

Damn, is it that obvious?

Damn, that kind of power, that kind of leadership?

Damn.

Dead bike bodies!

Death is, like, the worst.

Did not think that through.

Did the rhythm get you?

Did you clean the bathroom yet?

Did you make garlic bread too?

Did you not see the bike rack?

Didn't we, spider?

Different dog.

Do a little yardwork.

Do either of you know what this is?

Do I have to kick your ass again?

Do it because, I don't know,

Do you just make this stuff up?

Do you think I could go in front of you?

Do you think maybe we could just work it into the mix?

Do you think this is how Naveen felt

Do you want to go to this sick club?

Do you, like, look both ways before crossing

Don't do it because of Naveen.

Don't even worry about it.

Don't touch! Let's go.

Don't worry about your tools. That's just a‐‐

Dozens of projects that will restore her glory..

DRAGON: Yes.

Drink up.

Drugs?

Dude, are you drinking one of my nice beers?

Dude, chill.

Dude, come on.

Dude, come on.

Dude, I called it.

Dude, I'm mid‐nap.

Dude, it totally looks like me.

Dude, none of them have vitamins.

Dude, since when do you even like laser tag?

Dude, you gotta stop this. We have a kitchen.

Dude!

Due to obvious physical similarities,

Due to the extreme anger I was feeling at the time,

Easy peasy.

Eat more cheeseburgers, stay inside‐‐inside of rooms

Eh, I guess.

Eh, that's a little dramatic.

Either you come willingly, or I‐‐

Enjoy.

Enough lies, Susan!

Ernesto and I got into a street fight

Ernesto can get his ankle checked out,

Ernesto, are you scared of ghost bikes?

Ernesto, chill, dude.

Ernesto, come on, dude! We need you!

Ernesto, do you know this fool?

Ernesto, I didn't want to get all serious about this‐‐

Ernesto, it's supposed to be cucumbers.

Ernesto, my little honey,

Ernesto, no more singing.

Ernesto, we've decided you're out of the band.

Ernesto, where are you going?

Ernesto, who stopped you

Ernesto, you could play a little bit slower on the intro.

ERNESTO: Can you guys see anything?

ERNESTO: Hey, guys.

ERNESTO: Hmm.

ERNESTO: Huh, interesting.

ERNESTO: Maybe it's abandoned.

ERNESTO: Oh, my God.

ERNESTO: Oh, no.

ERNESTO: Probably.

ERNESTO: So that's how renter's insurance works?

ERNESTO: They make you feel really bad

ERNESTO: This can't be it.

ERNESTO: What the hell?

ERNESTO: Why not sell lemonade?

ERNESTO: Yeah, our landlord said it's dangerous,

Ernesto!

Even if it means bringing snacks.

Even if it means staking out the bike rack for hours,

Even if they're blighted by unknown magics?

Every time I come here,

Every time I say I'm going to make dinner,

Everybody be chill!

Everybody said so.

Everybody! Come look at this!

Everything in band was going great.

Everything is going really well.

Exactly!

Except Ernesto's wind idea,

Except even more beautiful!

Except for the blue one. It's the special version.

Excuse me, bike.

Excuse me, did you pay for that?

Excuse me, do you think I can go in front of you?

Excuse me?

Explain this sudden turn to darkness.

Explain yourself, Gilandrical!

Feels good, right?

Find what makes you happy, and do it forever.

Fine, but we're recording the next Tanya track in 12 minutes.

Fine, I'll go.

Fine, I'll look at the dead person,

Fine, looks like I'm getting kicked out of this band, too.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

First, we'll be going for a bike ride.

Five? How?

Flashback:

Flashback:

Flip me over! Flip me over!

Flowers are just little trees.

Follow me! Come, come, come, come!

Food is the first step to success.

For a 24‐piece jigsaw puzzle?

For a simple super fun tour.

For generations

For not inviting us to laser tag.

For seven weeks.

For spaghetti sauce.

For the crime

For the rest of your life. (laughs)

For the spirits and to commence the ritual, yes.

For various questions that any of us may have.

Found only at the deepest parts of the ocean.

Four, huh? I've been hit by five.

French fries, candy bars.

Futuristic monster things anymore

Get 'em, yeah!

Get a new laptop, rerecord all the instruments and vocals,

Get destroyed by a falcon, you know?

Get down, get funky.

Getting beers and fries later? Not healthy.

Ghost bike.

Gil is creepy, and I say we go home.

Gil, theoretically, would someone

Gil, uh, Gil, wait a minute.

Gil, wait!

GIL: And let the bird and also the bear rise again as well,

GIL: And to be available at all of the hours

GIL: At its peak, this great ciudad

GIL: Yes, it's very old,

Gilandrical or Gil, and wait a minute.

Gilandrical, Gilandrical!

Give it up, bear.

Give me one of those candles.

Give me that broom. I'm gonna take care of this.

Go again? Wait, question.

Go now!

Go on, get out! (yowls)

Go, go, go, go!

Go, go, go, go.

Good for you.

Good instinct, Turt.

Good times, good times?

Good, can you show me where the alcohol is?

Goodbye to you.

Goodbye, Earth friends of Ken. (whooshes)

Goodbye, Ken.

Goodbye, Ken.

Goodbye, Ken's companions.

Goodbye.

Great, well, now I guess we're just giving the landlord

Great. Thanks.

Gross!

GUARDIAN: Aww, they're lost?

GUARDIAN: Wow. You brought tools.

GUARDIAN: Yeah! Bullshit.

Guess we're walking.

Gulp, gulp, gulp.

Gulp, gulp, gulp.

Guys! Ernesto is hurt!

Guys? Are you gonna clean this up?

Ha ha ha! Oh, yes.

Ha‐ahh!

Ha‐ha, so exciting!

Has been brave enough

Have a good dinner party. (laughs)

Have a seat!

Have the skills necessary to become‐‐

Have you been eating in there again?

Have you two lost your damn minds?

He did not have to poo because he...

He guaranteed a good time.

He just tricked these naive forest creatures

He must've stolen the Splendiferous Chips!

He said there would be a party.

He steals my beats. He replicates my visual style.

He won't. He broke.

He's an actual wizard.

He's been hit by three cars.

He's probably having the time of his life right now

He's really good.

He's sick at keyboards.

He's sucking you in.

He's the devil, Tanya! It's challenging!

He's the only calming presence in the group.

He's too powerful!

He's totally ripping me off!

Heck, maybe even four!

Hell yeah.

Hell yes! You see?

Hell, yeah, it's bindle time.

Hell, yeah. Let's get our read on.

Hello, friends!

Hello? Uh, guys?

Help! Help!

HENCHMAN: No more YAS, bitches.

Her name was Tanya.

Here are 7,000 of your people's dollars.

Here we go.

Here we have martinis.

Here, use my Shirley Temple.

Hey guys, it's almost 5:00.

Hey Tanya, do you consider me successful?

Hey, bike, uh...

Hey, bro, uh,

Hey, but I‐‐

Hey, butterflies,

Hey, Cat, calm down.

Hey, cool it, man

Hey, Dad?

Hey, dude, who's that dragon?

Hey, give me that jacket!

Hey, guys, were those vines there before?

Hey, guys, what's up?

Hey, hey, hey. What the fuck is going on?

Hey, I'm Joey Tambourine.

Hey, I'm still not convinced this is my fau‐‐

Hey, Kev, good game, man.

Hey, Kev! Come on!

Hey, Kev. That was quick.

Hey, Kevin! You wanna come eat with us?

Hey, Kevin. Where were you?

Hey, lady, everyone's got problems.

Hey, man, that could have been any one of us.

Hey, man, we don't hate everything.

Hey, may I tell you something

Hey, my B, my B.

Hey, should we all read quietly by the fire?

Hey, that stuff with your ID?

Hey, that's my bass. You can't take it.

Hey, this bike has a thorn in its ass.

Hey, uh, you guys want to come? We can all hang out.

Hey, um, I just saw Naveen.

Hey, um, I'm just blue‐skying here,

Hey, who's gonna pay for our wall?

Hey, you just texted me the words "bathroom emergency"

Hey! Did you know there's a bunch

Hey! Real mature.

Hey.

Hey.

High kick!

His college friend, Pietro,

Hit by a car.

Hmm, doesn't feel like the right place.

Hmm, probably still this hell thing.

Hmm, quite pleasing.

Hmm, well, that was fun.

Hmm, what to do?

Hmm.

Hmm. Bowling?

Hmm. But they're all rusty,

Hmm. I think it is shame.

Hmm. Kev, you've sort of been

Hmm... (smacks lips)

Hold on, wait!

Hold up, are we making the right decision here?

Holy shit, I actually did it. Wait, am I on the coffee table?

Honestly, I can make you fuse with the ruling spirits

Honestly, that's the most sense

Hot dogs they didn't pay for.

How about we go to the Museum of Ancient History?

How about you guys just come to my place more?

How are you wearing sunglasses?

How did you know it was me?

How's your new band?

Huh, that should've dissolved in the mist by now.

Huh, this isn't hell.

Huh, Trobotto's doing well.

Huh, what band?

Huh, you really think the water is that dirty?

Huh?

Huh.

Huh.

Huh.

Huh. I can totally see it.

Huh. I don't think so.

Huh. Lot bigger on the inside.

Huh. That's not at all what I was going for,

I accept my destiny.

I actually do have most of the supplies right here.

I actually forgot he was in here.

I already tried deceiving him!

I am damaged and require sus‐‐

I am damaged and require sustenance.

I am magically bound to my duties.

I am outta here.

I am super chill!

I am the guardian of the forest of the backyard,

I am Trobotto.

I am!

I am.

I barely got started.

I barely made it back here alive.

I believe the thorn was in its paw.

I believe you may be

I bet nobody would email her about work on a Saturday.

I brought a bottle of wine.

I brought a bottle of wine.

I brought you here because...

I call it new nostalgia.

I can be in two bands! Don't box in my creativity.

I can easily juggle both of my friends' expectations.

I can feel my metabolism slowing down.

I can probably remake those beats anyway, right?

I can't do that to a friend!

I come from a world of sentient robotic life forms.

I could've run an ancient city.

I couldn't find my raincoat,

I couldn't get it to cling right.

I couldn't have another bite.

I did, but then yesterday I fell off the kitchen counter,

I didn't do anything.

I didn't know you guys had a backyard.

I do now. I also started wearing this beret.

I don't believe in ghost bikes either,

I don't have my equipment.

I don't just like it, I love it.

I don't know, 15 minutes or so?

I don't know, how sick is it?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I heard it was a sick club.

I don't know. I've never actually seen them.

I don't know. it's just, like...

I don't need this drama.

I don't see anyone else offering theories.

I don't want to be a bother,

I don't want to cook for those

I don't want to do this anymore.

I dug up an old skull,

I get into weird physical situations

I got healthy. I found happiness.

I got into running, I got married,

I got the broom out.

I got this!

I gotta stop eating like this.

I gotta take care of that.

I guess I just lost track of time.

I guess I must've repressed that memory

I guess we would know if we had been invited.

I guess.

I had friends once, but people change.

I had my revenge.

I hate this guy.

I have an idea.

I have life stuff to figure out.

I have one thing to say to you.

I have to get a tetanus shot now.

I have to get home.

I haven't done any of those things

I haven't seen them in over 40 minutes.

I just did a whole speech about not taking revenge

I just didn't think it would

I just don't feel like doing them at this current time.

I just got to go check on the puzzle.

I just have to file a claim with my renter's insurance,

I just needed to make a quesadilla.