Atlanta - Season 1 Edit

A 35 year old white man from Colorado.

A brother on the business side of music.

A full racial transition with a Dr. Samuel Vergara

A kid can't get an adult meal?

A lot of hype in the streets for a possible

A man and a woman, not that

A man was shot in an altercation

A rapper?

A real housewife?

A revolution will rise from within.

A shooting tonight in DeKalb County

A shooting tonight in DeKalb County.

A Spike Lee directed

A straight rapper?

A very, very talented young rapper.

A waffle and like a chicken sausage so bad.

A'ight, let's do this, Quentin.

A'ight? Never.

A'ight. Bet. I'll talk to you later.

About taking away nobody's rights.

About this current phenomenon in your book,

About this when nobody cares about me

Absolutely.

Actual victory belongs to things

Actual victory belongs to things

Actually, let me get this sword, man.

Actually, oh, my God, it has been crazy.

Actually, to a fault.

Actually, to a fault.

Actually, yup, I am.

After a Nutella sandwich and juice,

After the game, I'll just find you.

Ah

Ah, come on, man, it ain't all that bad.

Ah, fan engagement.

Ah, here he blows.

Ah, it's on. 9:00 tonight.

Ah, no, ****a ah let's go!

Ah, Paper Boi, are you afraid to speak your mind

Ah, recording all night really paid off.

Ah, see? Perfect.

Ah, shit. Shit, shit, shit.

Ah.

Ah. This gonna be awesome, boy.

Ahmad gave me the answers I was looking for.

AIDS was invented to keep

Aight, just think it.

Aight, little ****a.

Aight, man, I guess, man.

Aight, man, I guess, man.

Aight. It's cool.

Aight. Okay.

Ain't no one stunting on anyone here

Al.

Alcohol order limit.

Alfred, I am allowed to smoke.

Alfred, I really need this jacket, man.

Alfred, I really need this jacket, man.

Alfred, I'm open on the block! I'm open!

Alfred, you already Malcolm, okay?

Alfred, you already Malcolm, okay?

Alfred, you have to help me.

ALFRED: Get up, let's go!

ALFRED: I don't like this ****a.

ALFRED: Like, dude, wait, wait. Did you power up?

ALFRED: Ohh...

ALFRED: This kid is a mess, man.

ALFRED: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

ALFRED: What is up Wait, wait Okay, okay, thank you.

ALFRED: What? Mm hmm.

ALFRED: Yeah, go see him.

ALFRED: Yup! Available...

Alfred!

Alfred! Alfred! Alfred!

Alfred's at the Glenwood apartments.

Alicia, hey.

All black cast.

All right, and I know she ain't looking at me.

All right, cool.

All right, cool.

All right, honey, time to go to bed.

All right, I'm turning off the car, man.

All right, let's go, everybody.

All right, man, I'll catch you later.

All right, man, see you around. Appreciate it.

All right, man, stay up.

All right, man, well, it was good to see you, Earn.

All right, man, well, you know, it was great seeing ya.

All right, man, well, you know, it was great seeing ya.

All right, man.

All right, man. That's enough.

All right, move, let me get a picture with mama.

All right, move, let me get a picture with mama.

All right, thank you, my friend.

All right, then, I guess I'll...

All right, what about Papi?

All right, you got me. I'm a rapper.

All right?

All right?

All right? I got Bieber.

All right? Keep it locked

All right? Keep it locked.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Have a good night.

All you ****as,

All: ♪ Hey, must be the money! ♪

All: Coconut Crunch O's.

All: Oh!

All: What?

Alonzo, behind you.

Also this Papuh Boi too.

Also, could you pick up

Also, could you pick up

Also, I don't always want her at your parents' house.

Also, I don't always want her at your parents' house.

Also, I was thinking maybe you could bail me out?

Am I buying the station?

Am I buying the station?

America has taken so much.

And we got my ****a,

And what's your name, again?

And 35.

And a partner.

And a pregnant teen hostage

And all you got to do

And black people, they see you, they nod to you like,

And determined lady like me.

And do you remember that, in old times,

And find my roots, because you know what?

And get a free juice and Nutella sandwich.

And get the answers you deserve.

And get the fuck up out of my office

And had a better time, man.

And handsome!

And he done talked me into it, so, sure enough,

And he keeps calling them movements

And he plays Flo Rida

And he plays Flo Rida

And he put it in a condom and he tape it to his leg.

And he wasn't a friend.

And he's not Chinese.

And he's ruining it, and so then he goes

And he's ruining it, and so then he goes

And hear your thoughts.

And hello. I'm Monique.

And how to treat your woman.

And I (laughs)

And I ain't never seen nobody that look like that.

And I am gonna smoke up there,

And I am gonna teach you both about money management.

And I am stuck

And I am worth it.

And I didn't get that title by handing out discounted meals.

And I don't remember anything.

And I don't trust him, no offense.

And I don't trust him, no offense.

And I fucking hate him.

And I just went into survival mode, boy.

And I know she deserves the best.

And I messed up.

And I tell you, I...

And I want my money, now.

And I wanted to tell y'all...

And I was swimming with the seaweed, but it wasn't seaweed,

And I was swimming with the seaweed, but it wasn't seaweed,

And I was swimming with this girl

And I was swimming with this girl.

And I wasn't getting enough crystal in my diet.

And I will defend his right to do that.

And I'll come back and we can...

And I'm exploiting you exploiting that.

And if he conquered you

And if you can't do this

And if you eat over there at that restaurant over there,

And if you're gonna be staying here,

And it look like Vibe wrote one.

And it's got a leather jacket on.

And it's to the point where I've just given up.

And its effects on black youth and culture.

And its treatment of transpeople and homosexuals

And just be thinking to myself, like,

And KP's pissed. Can't be that pissed

And look him right in the eyes, and just said,

And look him right in the eyes, and just said,

And money in the bank.

And my brain isn't developed yet.

And my entire ethnic identity was erased, so...

And none of that don't mean shit to you?

And not interesting

And not interesting.

And not take my phone number for the music video?

And now is definitely not the time.

And now they're coming out

And one apparently wounded suspect is still at large.

And one apparently wounded suspect is still at large.

And one more for Snapchat.

And popular Atlanta rapper Paper Boi

And put $20 in my account, like,

And recording artist Paper Boi.

And ruin all that you're doing.

And she was saying if the hands grab you,

And she was saying if the hands grab you,

And snake bean salad.

And stashes it in the bushes.

And tell me how much I'm spending?

And thanks, Mom.

And thanks, Mom.

And that is hard... Van!

And that sound like a joke, but they actually,

And that sound like a joke, but they actually,

And that wasn't even the crazy part.

And that's not cheap.

And the first thing I hear out your mouth

And the first thing I hear out your mouth

And the guy comes up to me and he's like,

And the party's going and going

And the party's going and going

And then have... why?

And then the math of the money I need for the week,

And then to London.

And then we had to pay for extra security

And then you all of a sudden turn around

And then you all of a sudden turn around

And then you wouldn't have to take our daughter

And then your boy exceeded his

And then, he was supposed to perform.

And then, it just hit me.

And they just want to give me free drinks.

And they're actually very pro sexual spectrum.

And this here is a lightsaber.

And this ****a I ain't seen led me and come on talking about,

And this red one.

And today we're gonna take a look

And try our new pre dumps Swisher Sweets as well.

And Van's on a date.

And Van's on a date.

And volunteering for at risk Filipino youth...

And we should get together 'cause I have a lot

And we'll finish up, all right?

And we're back. And today we're talking about

And we're gonna make sure you get everything you want.

And what do you do, Earn?

And whatever other stuff was in there.

And whatever other stuff was in there.

And when did you know that you were a

And where do you work?

And where is Craig?

And y'all get to keep the briefcase.

And you ain't no kid!

And you are...

And you can be like, Bye, everybody,

And you get half.

And you got to shake it off somehow.

And you know what?

And you said you wanted more money,

And you thought I wasn't gonna know it was you,

And you were bigger than this wheel he had,

And you're gonna go with a friend, or...

And you're making out with this bitch.

And you're making out with this bitch.

And you're stunting by playing like,

And your fancy Ivy League husband is here,

And, frankly, identity issues.

And, uh, I think he's leaving.

And, uh, the DJ a friend of a friend,

And, uh, the DJ..

And, um, I'll go ahead and do the snapper

And, you know the best part about it?

And...

And...

Any time I try to tell you something.

Anyone different, for that matter.

Anything for you.

Anything that... pays money.

Anything? Like a vodka cranberry?

Anyway, so he like, Man, come on, let's go

APD done roll up and seen the goddamn two cans out there.

Appliance.

Are any of the girls from last night here right now?

Are loyal to their peers.

Are now in custody.

Are now in custody.

Are these slave ships?

Are they up for auction after the party, or...

Are you an archaeologist in African studies?

Are you coming back tonight?

Are you coming in?

Are you guys here to purchase drugs

Are you guys ready to order?

Are you high?

Are you joking?

Are you kidding me? Like a very deep curry?

Are you playing in the game later?

Are you sorry that you can't have

Are you still seeing him?

Are you sure, though?

Are you, Earn?

As a black human man, you feel me?

As long as you keep flirting with me.

As long as you keep flirting with me.

As much as you be getting on my ass about smoking, girl?

As well as Paper Boi's mixtape Postal.

As well as the assault weapon.

As well as the assault weapon.

Ask for forgiveness... well, you know, right?

At a mega church.

At all costs.

At local area nightclub, Primal.

At Stonecrest Mall, so hopefully

At the Bayou Breeze, but what do you think?

At the growing outlook of accepted sexuality

At the height of last night's storms,

At the height of last night's storms,

At the Kroger shopping center.

At the same establishment.

Athletes who want to become actors.

Atlanta Hawks' point guard, what's good?

Atlanta rapper Paper Boi and Dr. Debra Holt.

Back the fuck off Paper Boi, man!

Back to back.

Back to back.

Back to back.

Back up.

Bailin' his ass out again. I guess.

Ball. ****a, give me the ball.

Bangs, my (bleep)? Like, nobody told you

BARTENDER: See, he's tell them some bullshit about

Bbbbbb!

Be here before 9:00 a.m. on the 23rd,

Be playing Paper Boi all morning.

Because I actually have to pay for mine.

Because I have some guy wrapped around me

Because it seems janky as hell.

Because it's Spanish, now all the sudden, it's sexy.

Because Paper Boi's a thug

Because poor people are too busy

Because that's tolerance, but where's tolerance

Because they're Asian, but they don't.

Because you got a dick?

Before he gets signed, man.

Before he gets signed, man.

Before I go get the heater.

Before it was taken over by rap.

Before we start showing it off.

Believe me.

Big titties?

Bitch, it might be.

Bitch, will you please shut the hell up?

Bite this sandwich.

Black Americans have to keep fighting for good art.

Black and sorry in the world.

Black men aren't ready to accept the implications

Black music artists are products

Black people don't know who Steve McQueen is.

Black women have to be valuable.

Blood will spill.

Blow a ****a brains out on the street.

Both: ♪ Good love ♪

Both: ♪ Your ♪

Both: Hey!

Both: Mm hmm.

Both: No, no.

Both: No.

Both: The quality...

Bottles on me!

Bout to whoop your pomegranate ass.

Boy, I was at Five Points, 'bout to catch a bus, feel me?

Boy, you so garbage, that postal mixtape was garbage.

Boy, you up in here every week cuttin' up.

Boy!

Brand association is important.

Brap!

Breakfast cup.

Bring Mr. Halford down, and he will walk him to ISS, okay?

Bring that down, man.

Bro, what are you doing in here?

Brother.

Bruh.

Bubbly SpongeBob piss is.

Busy, busy.

But but as a black man in this country,

But but some people found your remarks offensive.

But '71, he would have beat that boy for sure.

But ain't nobody seen the body since the funeral.

But ain't nobody seen the body since the funeral.

But all the rest of that... you know, I...

But also,

But anyway, let's settle this deal.

But at least it wasn't a complete loss.

But don't worry about getting towed,

But for those of us who don't live on whether a linebacker

But he gonna get enough of fucking with me.

But he says he only has two wristbands.

But he talks a lot, you know, he crazy.

But he was different.

But I ain't on that faggot shit, man.

But I ain't trying to go off on you with your son back there.

But I ain't.

But I can't have people out here talking shit.

But I did see when somebody

But I don't fuck with y'all, man!

But I don't know y'all, man.

But I don't know y'all, you know?

But I don't think I have to compromise

But I have to check on one thing, one thing.

But I know! I know, Alonzo.

But I love my money.

But I mean it when I say...

But I stay gold!

But I'm out here eating cereal!

But I'm still your ****a, believe me.

But if you're at the club, that means you deep down

But it's good to see a rapper that would just

But it's not gonna be a lot.

But Jim Crow

But my car was not involved, man.

But my car was not involved, man.

But my car's fucked up!"

But my man, Sam, he hooked you all up.

But not... not super light skinned.

But now I got to clean up all this shit.

But now, I got a truck,

But nowadays, you got these singin' ass ******s

But only kids can have Coconut Crunch os!

But only kids can have...

But right now, let's focus on getting paid.

But she's not super important to me,

But thanks for the advice.

But thanks for the advice.

But that doesn't deter her from being what she is,

But that's besides the point.

But the one statement that seems to have made

But the price on the can, though.

But then at the end, he just stood up and said,

But then he goes and he plays Flo Rida.

But then he goes and he plays Flo Rida.

But there's one difference.

But these got the sauce on them.

But they were the big ones, though; they were the big ones.

But this ain't no game, a'ight?

But unfortunately, you have admitted the use

But we ain't boys. Yeah, I get it.

But we ain't cool.

But whatever race he chooses.

But when he wants to do something, he does it.

But when he wants to do something, he does it.

But when you're out here and you can't do both,

But y'all ain't my ****as.

But you can't do business hot?

But you can't do business hot?

But you have to believe things are getting better,

But you know who Steve McQueen is, though.

But you know, it's probably for the best.

But you know, it's probably for the best.

But your assumed perversion of the word Daddy,

But your bond has already been paid

But your music is detrimental to black teens.

But, apparently, John Boyega is the new Magic Johnson.

But, um, our daughter needs all the tools to survive,

But, you know...

But... ****as die.

But... you have to sleep.

Buy urine at this point?

By then I have enough money to take the next step.

Bye.

Call now.

Call now.

Call this number below

Call you tomorrow.

Calmly asking for compensation.

Calmly asking for compensation.

Can have Coconut Crunch O's. You know that.

Can I buy you dinner and watch you eat it

Can I get a cup for water?

Can I get a kid's meal?

Can I get a kid's meal?

Can I get the dog poster?

Can I get you anything else to drink?

Can I get you something to drink?

Can I give you some advice?

Can I go to the Caribbean on this?

Can I just please get a kid's meal?

Can we hurry up and get some food?

Can we, for once,

Can you hurry? Because I got to be at work in two hours.

Can't choose your family, huh?

Can't eat if you don't open your mouth.

Can't you just look?

Cane Corso and breed it with his other Cane Corso.

Champagne. We get three bottles.

Change of plans. Follow me.

Chat with people, but...yeah.

Check out this apartment I like

Cheers.

Cherokee?

Chinese people are short

CHRIS: Let me get a Hennessy.

Clap 'em together for me.

Clap 'em together.

Cleaner than the board of health.

Clothes, videos, and weed without a lame ass job?

Come here.

Come on back here. (chuckles)

Come on now.

Come on, Barfight.

Come on, dog. How are you broke on payday?

Come on, it's not enough that she makes less than you

Come on, let's just go to this listening party

Come on, man,

Come on, man, back to back.

Come on, man, you literally just

Come on, man!

Come on, not y'all, y'all cool.

Come on, the NBA players that I fuck with,

Come on, you really think

Come on! Get in this car.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Are you serious?

Come to our Liberty Center

Coming through, coming through.

Congo? Ivory Coast?

Contact high...

Cookie?

Cookie?

Cool, yeah, man. Cool.

Cool?

Cool.

Cool.

Cool. Cool, cool, cool.

Cool. You know that song Paper Boy?

Corny ass dudes.

Could be really big for me.

Could be really big for me.

Could have stayed at home and finished "Amadeus"

Could I get Alfred's number?

Could I measure your tree?

Could I measure your tree?

Could you check his pockets?

Could you check in his pockets?

Could you check in...

Could you...

Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig.

Craig, Monique's husband.

Crazy day, right? (laughs)

Creepy look I've been giving her.

Crrk, he'd kill you.

Cultural.

Curry?

Curry?

Cute.

Daddy day care?

Damn, bro, you going off, ain't you?

Damn, girl, you wasn't scared?

Damn, man, I should've went home!

Damn, man. [stammers]

Damn, man. It's hot as hell in there.

Damn, she is thick as fuck.

Damn, that's a short trip.

Damn, this shit lame. (scoffs)

Damn!

Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

Damon Wayans looking ****a.

Dang, you looking good.

Dang.

Dang.

Darius is Nigerian.

DARIUS: Come on to the other side.

DARIUS: Thank you, player.

DARIUS: Yep.

DARIUS: Yes. ALFRED: Naw.

Dating a million football players... that's your style.

Dealing with trans racial identity.

Debra, you've written

DEBRA: I don't care for it.

DEBRA: That you yourself don't even realize.

DEBRA: Uh, it's harder for certain sections

Definitely the Bayou Breeze. It's my favorite.

Did he just get robbed, man?

Did I tell you about that girl, Janine, last week?

Did y'all really need all them bullets, man?

Did you break it up with a stick?

Did you check your jacket?

Did you get the handcuff key off the table?

Did you go to that shop I told you to go to?

Did you just come from that dumpster?

Didn't I tell you that we do not

Didn't they kill Malcolm, too?

Dispatch, we've got a baby in a residential area,

Do not know what you mean.

Do this out of love for her.

Do you believe that he is a white man?

Do you ever wish that you actually

Do you gentlemen know Fidel Arroyo?

Do you have a Miller High Life?

Do you have any weapons or narcotics on you?

Do you have something sweet?

Do you have to be a Evander Holyfield to get the champ?

Do you know if you can block someone on a flip phone?

Do you know what you want for your entree, Miss?

Do you need to have a long foot to...

Do you think that I am happy here,

Do you think that I'm happy that I need you here

Dodge Challenger, '70s, tan.

Does that even work?

Doing something with rap, it's fine.

Don't be an asshole.

Don't be breaks, man.

Don't be dumb.

Don't be racist, man.

Don't be.

Don't flip through my photos, man.

Don't have time for investments

Don't let Earn spook you and shit.

Don't let me down, man.

Don't make you my manager, man.

Don't mess with the money.

Don't my bad it. And stop being so likable.

Don't nobody even like your stupid ass music.

Don't really support sushi.

Don't talk to me like that!

Don't tell me that's Lee in here again.

Don't what? Be happy?

Don't you think that the rap community

Don't... don't be scared, darling. Just smellin' hard work on me.

Doubting!

Dr. Debra Holt,

Drinking the toilet water again.

Drinking.

Drinks be like five bucks.

Drive me down there.

Driver, I need you to turn off the car.

Dude, the streets love it.

Dude, the streets love it.

Dude, you don't got to point the damn guns, man.

E. Marks.

Earlier in our show, we talked about

Earlier we showed a clip about a young man

Earn ain't here.

Earn is good at keeping his mouth shut.

Earn is good at keeping his mouth shut.

Earn trying like the rest of us.

Earn, are you kidding me?

Earn, I can't drink by myself.

Earn, you are taking my car to valet right now.

EARN: $6 isn't bad.

EARN: I was working at Al's all day.

EARN: Yeah.

EARN: Yeah. Yeah, working in music,

Earn!

Earn? Yo, what's up, man?

Earn.

Earn.

Earn.

Earn.

Earn.

Earnest Marks?

Earnest.

Easy... want to be a designer, an event planner,

Eh, no. I'm sorry.

Emancipation Eggnog. It's June.

Enjoy.

Enjoy.

ERN: Yo, I think Chris knows we're here or something.

Especially if I think it's gonna provide for her.

Even if it's some janky ****a

Even listens to music in his room.

Every day.

Every decent person has at least

Every ****a can't sell drugs,

Every party in Atlanta

Everybody put your hands up.

Everybody would have an affordable phone.

Everybody would have an affordable phone.

Everybody... everybody has always slept.

Everyone can shut the fuck up, now!

Everyone needs to feel special sometimes.

Everything everything

Everything is who you know.

Everything's valuable to someone.

Exactly.

Exactly.

Exactly.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Eyes Wide Shut right now?

F money?

F word "Caitlyn Jenner."

Fair point, let me rephrase what I'm trying to say.

Finds that perpetual optimists like to think that their

Fire alarm.

Fist bump and everything

Five rats for every one person

Five rats for every one person

Follow me.

For balance in the universe?

For balance in the universe?

For being awesome.

For its employees, so after the first one,

For me and a friend that I made, uh

For people like me? You know what I'm saying?

For some scratch up top.

For some scratch up top.

For that sort of thing, ad wise.

For the disorderly conduct charge.

For what?

For white American consumption and appropriation.

For, like, five minutes.

Found my jacket.

Four pack of them Swishers and put the rest on pump five.

FRANKLIN: (sighs) Like Dragon Ball collection,

FRANKLIN: Ah. Beautiful.

FRANKLIN: All right, simmer down, simmer down.

FRANKLIN: All right. Well, it depends.

FRANKLIN: How's your life been since we last saw you?

FRANKLIN: So you think you're being persecuted?

Free Chicken Sandwich Day, ****a.

From across the room?

From last night.

From my upcoming album, "Justice."

Fuck him too!

Fuck that!

Fuck!

Get another one anyway, but...

Get in this car! You... get in here!

Get out of the car. Put your hands up now.

Get the fuck out my face.

Get the fuck out of my section!

Get this ****a his clothes.

Get this sword.

Get to know the real me.

Get up!