Married to Medicine - Season 9 Edit

A 1962 Gran Turismo...

A Black OB/GYN.

A cow essentially does everything for us.

A functionally dysfunctional relationship.

A good husband you always talk to me about.

A great contract today.

A lot of noise for the one

A lot of people are doubting me,

A myomectomy, a hysteroscopy, a DNC, an ablation, nothing?

A real conversation, whether it's tonight

A skin serum for women.

About her sleeping around.

About to build another dream home.

Absolutely, come on this way. Let me show you.

After New York, Contessa ghosted me.

Ah! [ laughing ]

Ain't moving my sh , wait a minute.

Alaura Kimes

Alaura.

All are stocked up, yes. We're still putting bundles out.

All day on my vision board.

All hail the queen!

All I could do with this Gran Turismo is a photo shoot.

All my Heavenly Beauty stuff right here.

All of that, I can do it, okay?

All right, all right. Take it easy on me.

All right, Dr. Jackie!

All right, guys, start eating, okay?

All right! Yeah!

All right. And you say in heels, too, huh?

All right. How long you been living in Miami?

All righty. I got to go get my hair done.

All the furniture was blogged, okay?

All the stuff that she was saying about me

All the time, her talking about you.

All these goddamn horns and sh everywhere.

ALL: I just need some real friends.

Always. This is the first time I’m gonna

An orthopedic surgeon on call tonight.

Anamika, what do we do about jewelry for her?

And Anila Sajja!

And being okay with not getting

And bringing in new light.

And cautious about what I said.

And celebrate Diwali at the same time.

And child, he's moody.

And Curtis had so much ass in his face

And demonstrate that she's a true friend to me.

And Dr. Jackie is bringing her stuff as well,

And even though we've been open for a few months

And for you. You're happy too, God!

And have new friends in the neighborhood.

And he actually wanted to do business with me

And he said instead of doing that,

And he's having a great time, I'm super excited for Miles.

And hopefully we win all three battles.

And hopefully won't have to stay too long. [ chuckles ]

And I absolutely love it.

And I don't think she's ready to do anything differently.

And I haven't even started my own job.

And I promise you, you're going to feel like

And I said little to nothing.

And I trust you with my life.

And I want her to be here.

And I wanted to make sure she had a business

And I will forever be grateful to these people

And I'm stepping in egg.

And I'mma show y'all how to walk down the runway.

And I'mma show y'all what y'all need to do, okay?

And if it goes left, we don't have to wait

And if we can lock in these funeral homes,

And inject it back into areas in the vagina.

And it is grande soy chai latte,

And it's like, you're not being prideful and trying to be

And it’s for anybody to see.

And keep it moving.

And lean over this way a little bit.

And let you know that you're making the right choice, okay?

And mal information and just, you know, keep on pushing.

And Mason, today we're gonna learn

And now the man moved in, honey.

And only sexy lady in red.

And only you,

And people yell in Black families?

And people yell in Black families.

And quite frankly, I've run out of excuses.

And ready to mingle or anything like that.

And she's not even wearing anything Heavenly.

And sometimes you just need a little break,

And still got them same damn suits

And stuff gon' get in your teeth.

And that's what we need.

And the rest is history, in a good way.

And the single person loves her life.

And then Aryana needs jewelry.

And then can I get shrimp alfredo?

And then her friends are still supposed to love her.

And then if he does have a problem, he won't,

And then once we get your labs back,

And then you go to Twitter next week, honey.

And they keep doing it and you're like, you know what?

And they really do be having sex, I'm just playin'.

And trying to be right.

And unlike her mother, she's very fashionable.

And was able to reconcile, stay together.

And we did a soft launch, the grand opening is this week.

And we foresee about 100 people

And we need to stop at the gas station.

And we're a work in progress.

And when does the friendship begin?

And when you don’t work on a relationship,

And where on Earth would they want to get a nice,

And you can't have an authentic relationship with no respect.

And you just took them out of the packages.

And you know I never have anything but your back.

And your friend is upset.

And your relationship with me were equally

And, Avery, you need to bring that book downstairs.

Andrea has been great for Miles.

Andrea has been in Miles' life

Anila, it's going to mess up your makeup!

Anila, they stole her wedding ring.

Are in a beautiful home.

Are these the shoes you're walking in?

Are we at the strip club or are we at the beauty supply?

Are you ing kidding me?

Are you coming to greet me? Don't jump on me now.

Are you exterminating us?

Are you guys ready to make this the best Diwali ever?

Are you in the fashion show?

Aryana, Abir?

As important to you, hurt my feelings.

As me winning the lotto.

As soon as I closed on the house, like,

As your beloved wife?

Ashton, go put those socks in the basket over there.

Ashton, I asked you earlier to get the egg up off the floor,

Ashton, I didn't say take them out of the bags!

Ashton, those were gifts

At this point, I have 80,000 followers,

Avir, come on, papi.

Aw!

Baby want something to eat? Is that what it is?

Baby, he a whole entire situation.

Baby, watch y'all better get from around my damn man.

Bam! Toya made it.

Bam. Toya made it.

Because a lot of people don't have that meal.

Because I actually I don't even know if you know this,

Because I texted him. He's supposed to be here

Because it is two weeks before Halloween.

Because it seems like you guys are all lit!

Because it's all at the same time.

Because sometimes I forget about you.

Because that's when the coffee machine's coming in and

Because they’re my boys.

Because we're just starting out.

Because...

Been in the game for a long time

Before going into the military.

Before you start talking sh .

Being pregnant is the same statistics

Being willing to compromise

Blog, blog, blog, blog.

Break it down, put it in the recycling.

Bring it out.

Brush your teeth, clean your ears.

Building the house was a struggle.

But based on your experience,

But for right now we moved right down the street.

But for this group, we probably need to do that

But for this group, we probably need to do that.

But he's everything to me, you know?

But he's happy that his wife and kids

But he's just really nonchalant

But Heavenly and I don't have that kind of relationship.

But I am not worried.

But I don't know what to do with all of this.

But I got close, I hope.

But I hope at some point we'll be able to have

But I just don't really

But I live in a volatile home.

But I love what I do.

But I need to be close to my family.

But I think I need some other outlet.

But I'm going to invite her to the grand opening

But I'm not gon' do it, you know what I'm saying?

But if I do end up in a situation to where,

But is known to do it again.

But it just wasn't large enough for kids and adults.

But Laila seem like she might finish her own fight.

But lo and behold, whoo,

But maybe we can get that on track tonight.

But me and Heavenly kind of took a little break. Yeah.

But now I'm living my best life

But she is not worried.

But she's also a little dangerous,

But she's never around to actually show

But still, when we have things that we have to get done,

But then again, I can't, because Mason lives with me now.

But we got to take the baby steps to get somewhere.

But what...

But when you get to the center, you got to drop it like this.

But when you were in the room

But you drink McDonald's coffee.

But, like, I'll tell him, you know?

But, see, the difference between you and I?

Bye, guys. Have a good day.

Bye!

Call me a mother er one more time.

Called Heavenly Beauty.

Called Heavenly Beauty.

Can go out and do whatever at any given moment...

Can I get a sweet tea, please?

Can I get all my ladies out front?

Can I get an amen?

Can ride with it.

Can y'all bring everybody in the back for the pictures?

Can you give me a kissy, too?

Can you give me a little henny henny henny?

Can you please come down?

Catch the hips. Catch the cheekbones, honey. Mm.

Chauffeur you around.

Cheering for us moving into our forever home.

Cheesy, cheap wig? Heavenly Beauty.

Chicken alfredo, please. Yeah.

Child. 'Cause you'll give me a hard ass time already...

Circa 1979.

Come on now. What kind of question

Come on, Daddy.

Come on, girl, let's get your blood drawn.

Come on, guys, y'all got to get your hair ready.

Come on, Jack. Well, look at this!

Come on, Laila. Let's do this.

Come right here, baby. You got to get my number.

Come say that it to my face!

Come to Diwali!

Coming up.

Coming up.

Coming up.

Coming up...

Coming up...

Coming up...

Coming up...

Coming up...

Coming up...

Concerns me a little bit.

Conference, the teacher said you are an excellent

Contessa did not get the assignment right.

Contessa does finally see

Contessa has been distant and I don't know why,

Contessa has moved forward with filing.

Contessa, you don't even like her right now. [ laughs ]

Couldn't do anything. Beautiful pool.

Curtis and I definitely missed out

Daddy, I still need help walking down

Daddy's here.

Definitely gotta get your number.

Depending on how drunk everyone is already.

Despite what's going on, the petty bullcrap,

Did I just you see you guys kiss?

Did it used to be something else?

Did she just call my son the devil?

Did we forget about our anniversary?

Did you guys get a drink?

Did you have a full day in the OR?

Did you really say that?

Did you show us how to walk, though?

Didn’t you guys kind of do something like that before?

Died at the tender age of 34,

Dirty.

Diwali is a festival of lights, festival of love,

Do all the squats, you know how you do it.

Do not gas him up.

Do we have security here this weekend?

Do y’all really believe the evil spirits are gone?

Do you have any Patrón?

Do you like the result?

Do you need me to send you anything?

Do you think she'll do it again?

Do you understand this is a Black family

Do you, Cecil, continue to take Simone

Does he wear me thin sometimes?

Don't make the darn runway slippery.

Don't touch another woman's hand.

Don't! What, you going to try and wipe my eyelash off?

Don’t let those feet touch. All the way down.

Down a notch to get the friendship back on track.

Dr. Sajja!

Each one of those boxes, break it down, break it down,

Eugene, did I tell you about Anila coming over?

Even if we had to walk.

Every day, every day.

Every day. Every day, or a text, every day.

Every day. That was my friend.

Every one of those packages, honey,

Every piece of jewelry.

Every time we go to their house, we don't wear Indian attire, so.

Every woman is in me.

Every woman is in me.

Everybody Goddamn moved!

Everybody knows she's got it, she's got it.

Everything is completely different now.

Everything tonight is going to be good.

Exactly. The dream house is becoming a nightmare.

Except for I mean, Damon and Heavenly.

Excuse me?

Extra hot, no room.

Family heirloom.

Feels great to have all of our friends and family

First day ever being late, I'm so sorry.

Five hundred thousand dollars worth of furniture.

Follow my lead.

For a bitch that’s lazy...

For a car to pick us up. We just come on home.

For a year and a half.

For an entire family.

For free!

For how many days?

For showing their love and support.

For two and a half years now?

For you to tell me your relationship with Heavenly

Four, all right, follow me.

From 25 years ago.

From complications of the heart.

From the hooker line at Heavenly Beauty.

Get in that thing and go down the street again.

Get out the runway, please, people.

Get them in the car and take them to school.

Get your ass down the runway.

Girl, I can't walk so much.

Girl, I know you did not move

Girl, so you ain’t got no sponsors, no gentleman callers

Girl, the chances of you

Girl, what is going on! Look at this sexy mama!

Girl, what is we selling? Is this hair?

Girl, you better get down here with me.

Girl!

Girl.

Give it a little slap. Give it a little slap.

Give it up for Anila Sajja!

Give me some arms. Give me some veins.

Go ahead and start washing your face.

Go get a drink. Go get a drink!

Go run up, get your shoes. Hurry up.

Go. Go.

Go. You see what happens when you have kids old like me.

Going in that little bitty hole.

Good morning, come on, so you can go to the restroom.

Good morning, Mason.

Good morning. Good morning. Ready for school?

Good to meet all y’all brothers, man.

Good! Hey, pretty face! How you doing?

Guys, I thank you all for coming.

Had asked if they could be a part of the show.

Hallelujah!

Hallelujah! What a beautiful morning it is.

Has the D word come up?

Have a seat here, let me find out what in the world is this

Have a seat, buddy.

Have them decorate back here, too.

He does have to break it down, but thanks.

He has 25 funeral homes, they're exclusive

He invited us to their housewarming.

He knew you when he was in my tummy.

He know what to say.

He said moo! Look at the cow!

He still didn't say it.

He was just a little bitty fat

He was just like my little baby.

He's he's all that. He's just he's just amazing.

He's a trainer, remember? He's training me.

He's always with you.

He's Dr. Damon to you.

He's ecstatic about working with us.

He's from Miami, he heard about us,

He's gonna go to therapy. And that's what happened.

He's six years old.

He's six years old. And child, he's moved in.

He's the funeral director at Wright Funeral Homes.

He’s good, he’s good!

He’s got to be numb to Jackie.

He’s patient. You run on nerves, babe.

He’s slipping on the carpet!

Heavenly has been trash talking all of her friends.

Heavenly has called my marriage fake.

Heavenly has talked about us like dogs

Heavenly is my sister, right? I love you to death.

Heavenly is so careless.

Heavenly is worried about you talking to other women.

Heavenly thinks that there's a world where she can go

Heavenly, can you come over?

Heavenly, I support everything you do.

Heavenly.

Heavenly.

Hell, no!

Hello, everybody.

Hello, hello.

Hello, hello. I wanted to welcome everyone to our home.

Hello, how are you today? I'm Heavenly Kimes.

Hey, babe, how you doing?

Hey, beautiful. You look why are you upset?

Hey, Damon, there's somebody I want you to meet here.

Hey, fellas, I wanted to introduce someone.

Hey, girlie. Hey, Kar’rie.

Hey, guys, so I just wanted to hop on really quick.

Hey, Joy. That's for you.

Hey, Miss Quad, Miss Quad! Whoo!

Hey, Mommy, what’s up?

Hey, stop playing with my toys.

Hey, you!

Hey! How’s it going?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Thank you so much for coming, man.

Hi, house.

Hi!

Hi! Hello, guys!

Hi! How are you doing?

Hold on, Andrea, we don't want to bring down the table.

Hold on, Andrea, we don't want to bring down the table.

Honestly, I have never been busier.

Honestly, I invited her, but I wasn't even sure

Honey, I'm just letting the man do what he does.

Hoo. It gets tough sometimes.

Hopefully we can come to a point where she really understands

How about you, Andrea? What would you say?

How are you and Emily? You guys okay?

How are you and Heavenly? You guys okay?

How are you, handsome?

How are you? Hello! Hello, everybody!

How are you? You look so pretty.

How can I find anyone to understand my kids,

How did she hurt your feelings?

How did you just ruin it!

How do we fix the friendship?

How many days a week can you work

How noisy an ER is.

How we met in college, breakdown in the marriage

How you doing?

How’s your house renovations coming?

However,

I I just don't want to do it.

I girl.

I 100,000% think therapy has been working.

I ain't got nothing to do with that.

I ain't teach you sh .

I am every woman.

I am every woman.

I am not ready to be a part of the mature club.

I am so happy how this party has turned out.

I am so proud. I am so proud.

I am trying it myself right now.

I appreciate you, darling. You always have.

I appreciate you. And what do you need?

I brought my friend Martin with us.

I can actually do some things on that counter.

I can do the blue.

I can drop it if I want to.

I can get up, baby. I can get up.

I can just make my appearance, wish her well

I can wear any color, okay? Because I'm multi faceted, okay?

I can wear the blue, the burgundy, the orange,

I can't wait for my friends to come celebrate!

I communicate okay, I try to communicate,

I completely get it,

I dedicate 40 to 60 hours a week.

I did not buy it. Don't worry.

I did not see this coming.

I did. How’s the office, though?

I did. I showed you how to drop it.

I didn't do anything.

I didn't get the slippers quite right,

I do that because that's what he likes.

I do think it's just a matter of y'all having a conversation.

I do.

I don't to congratulate...

I don't even know what I'm going to do.

I don't even know why you're in that elevator.

I don't have time to do that right now.

I don't have to be a beautiful mind over here

I don't know how I'm going to manage.

I don't know how much longer I can do this.

I don't know if tonight is the right time,

I don't know these answers. I mean, they're prayers!

I don't know when I'm ready to talk to Heavenly.

I don't know where she gets that from.

I don't know why Jackie already jumping the gun

I don't know, there may need to be

I don't like that school bus.

I don't think y’all understand, like,

I don't want it to be some, like, drama

I don't want to have sex, Jackie.

I don't want to talk today.

I don’t even understand it.

I don’t know why everybody always in his damn face.

I don’t need your friendship if everything I tell you,

I don’t want to talk today.

I don’t want you to get trapped in the elevator either, though.

I feel horrible.

I feel like he's coming into his own

I feel like I'm walking in mud.

I felt like Heavenly didn't respect me.

I felt like our relationship was hopeless. I did.

I felt like we had exhausted all options and I did not

I get down all the time.

I get shipments in weekly,

I get the word out to everybody who walks through the door.

I get to choose who I [ bleep ] with.

I get why Contessa is upset.

I got a change of an outfit!

I got my girl next to me getting her hair done.

I got to finish breakfast.

I got to get ready for work.

I got two big heads that will ride with you,

I got whatever you want.

I grew up in a very, very volatile home.

I hadn't spoken to Contessa in a few months.

I have a number of new additions to my life.

I have asthma. What is happening?

I have family. It's time for me to go back.

I have grandchild.

I have here for you,

I have never seen that.

I have no experience dealing with funeral homes.

I have not talked to Quad, Jackie or Heavenly.

I have so much planned for the grand opening.

I have to see where you are,

I haven't seen my period in two months.

I haven't spoken to Contessa in a few months.

I haven't talked to Heavenly in, like, months.

I honestly was very careful

I hope you do, because I

I hurt, too. And you not correcting Buffie?

I just don't want to continue to kind of go through

I just feel like I don't know why we haven't spoken.

I just think that they have a I've always said it,

I just wanted to show you around the shop

I kick your ass you come over here wearing a dashiki.

I know for sure an A.

I know it’s difficult, Ma.

I know Toya and Simone are coming.

I know we're not in the best place,

I know you about your money. Nobody here to collect it.

I know you used to talk to her the most.

I know you used to talk to her the most.

I know you were really bothered.

I know your butt is not coming down on the elevator.

I know, but you're part of this family.

I know.

I know. You used to talk to her the most.

I let every single thing that you say about me go.

I like that. I like what you're saying.

I like where you're going. He's actually talking to you.

I like your light fixtures. Is it modern?

I love Jackie.

I love that you're seeing the best in people.

I love the floors.

I love to Indian dance.

I love you two. I love your kids.

I love you, I love you! You make me cry!

I mean, but I am gon' to stand my ground.

I mean, do I just stop blogging?

I mean, I cannot even keep up

I mean, I don't know why somebody

I mean, I'm glad that you saw me after hours.

I mean, I'm grown.

I mean, my relationship with Anila right now

I mean, my relationship with Anila right now is pretty good.

I mean, seriously.

I mean, there's plenty of people dying these days.

I mean, three year struggle. It was painful.

I mean, we’re cordial.

I mean, where do the insults end?

I mean, you going to have to leave his ass.

I mean, you’re a plus one. You’re with me.

I missed my friend.

I need some heels and some type of bikini,

I never told everybody nothing about my relationship!

I now own a beauty supply store

I now own a beauty supply store

I owe you something 'cause you stayed late.

I purchased 14,000 square feet of home.

I really, truly enjoy it.

I regret that we spent a hell of a lot more

I saw you drop it. [ laughs ]

I see that smile on your face, man.

I see the devil trying to do some things in your life,

I see you ladies have been working, huh?

I still do what that mouth do.

I still support her and I want her to be successful.

I think I'll be well equipped to do so.

I think it's smart for Heavenly to start a business.

I think just with communication,

I think she needs some more attention.

I think that Jackie is. Simone is coming in.

I think them lips need to be on somebody.

I think they can still see me, so go ahead

I think we need to make another one.

I thought I saw a little tongue action.

I thought it was a natural fit and I felt like,

I thought there was somebody out here doing henna.

I thought this is supposed to be a staircase for two people.

I thought you sold this car.

I tried, baby.

I try to support everybody's everything, you know how I do.

I want it to look organized.

I want make sure everything looks nice and beautiful.

I want my Miss Missouri USA pageant body back.

I want to be on Red Table Talk with Will and Jada.

I want to sit down with her. We going to have a conversation.

I want you to stay out of the elevator.

I wanted to have a whole skincare line

I was at your birthday party.

I was just calling to make for certain

I was like, “That's not my dad.”

I was nervous initially

I will give it to her. It's a great contract to have.

I wish I had a cup of coffee right now.

I wonder why I like mine sweet.

I would have thought the same thing.

I would say he looks like somebody who's

I, like, review our credit card statement pretty

I, you know, had the realtor.

I'd only do it for a friend.

I'll just take the picture right here behind you.

I'll take the pastalaya also.

I'm 100% dedicated to her.

I'm actually excited that she made it.

I'm an angel, [ bleep ].

I'm definitely a little nervous about this work life balance,

I'm getting my tikka on and I'm changing my son while

I'm going to do a fitness competition.

I'm going to have a fashion show

I'm going to Houston.

I'm going to not try to not feel some kind of way

I'm good today. How are you doing?

I'm just gon' get some wings.

I'm just saying it’s a difference! It’s a difference!

I'm just saying.

I'm leaving, I'm going to stay there.

I'm looking forward to working with y'all.

I'm looking to build a dream house

I'm not attached to a home.

I'm not going to glue that sh on my forehead or anything.

I'm not gon' be easy on you.

I'm not hating my job today. That's all I can say.

I'm not in the mature club.

I'm not nervous about seeing everybody.

I'm not ready to go back to that old relationship.

I'm not the cow lady

I'm okay with it.

I'm ready to show my Indian moves and just do my thing.

I'm ridiculously impressed that she was able to furnish

I'm so excited, I'm glad you came out

I'm so mad.

I'm so proud to support a Black,

I'm so tired. I can't sleep.

I'm sorry.

I'm super excited to see Anila's beautiful home,

I'm sweating bullets every day

I'm talking about the actual penetration.

I'm telling you.

I'm totally feeling blindsided.

I'm trying to figure out where your daddy is,

I'm trying to get the shrimp and grits going for you.

I'm your morning transportation.

I'mma burn that thing up, I'm not kidding.

I've always been like a "Maunty" for him.

I've always said I was going to do it,

I've been dancing since I've been two years old.

I've been over to their house before.

I've been trying to sell it to Cecil.

I've never seen this kind of betrayal.

I’ll have a little wine.

I’ll tell you what everybody else wants again.

I’m a doctor, mother er!

I’m from America!

I’m hurt, you know?

I’m not ing with you! Because this is America!

If everyone has a glass or a shot glass,

If he were perfect we wouldn't be

If I could sum up building the house in one word,

If I invite somebody, I genuinely wanted them to come.

If I say she sleep with married men...

If I was you and I was beautiful and I was smart

If they need some hair, I got it for them.

If work's not pleasant,

If you don't give your daddy some advice

If you have hormones and you're a woman, it's for you.

If you have that.

If you really want your marriage,

If you strengthen it, he gon' get on my nerves.

If you want him to change,

If you want him to change, I mean,

If you're going to announce me then announced me properly.

If your man was disrespecting you,

In a good place in over two years.

In about three months, she’ll be ready.

In my brand new home, but in our culture,

In order for us to get better.

In our culture, it's always good to bless the home,

In the 613 blonde, baby.

In the beauty supply store, now that school’s starting?

In the name of Jesus.

In the situation that we're in.

In the water for a reason?

Incorrect.

Influencer room. I love it.

Interesting, interesting.

Into a lot of fights.

Is everything okay?

Is one that apologizes

Is that Lysol?

Is that spicy? All right, good.

Is that the surprise?

Is that too, too, too, too much information?

Is there anything that we can do?

Is wanting to get in.

Is we're cordial.

Isn't there someone you supposed to thank?

It helps me maintain my sweetness.

It is absolutely beautiful.

It is beau ti ful.

It is Miss Quad, honey, you see it.

It is really nice to have the perk

It lengthens and strengthens the penis.

It looks beautiful here. Thank you, guys.

It looks so pretty.

It might get violent, so.

It provides us with food through milk and cheese.

It took me an hour to find Pam.

It turned out perfect.

It was about getting Heavenly.

It was really you didn’t hear it.

It was right around Father's Day.

It wasn't about getting through to Heavenly.

It went to 2.2, and then 2.5.

It would be 'regret.'

It's 21 years of wasted life.

It's a full time job before 10 a.m.

It's a good time.

It's a huge marble island.

It's a multibillion dollar industry

It's an adjustment, but it's not something

It's been so many times on YouTube.

It's coffee from Starbucks, first of all.

It's Dr. Jacqueline Walters.

It's dry in there and then that big old thing

It's for your mommy and daddy.