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Monsters at Work (2021) - Season 1

Monsters at Work (2021) - Season 1

"Monsters at Work" is a delightful animated series that premiered in 2021 and serves as a sequel to the beloved Pixar film, "Monsters, Inc." This highly anticipated show takes us back to the monster world filled with laughter and screams, exploring the workplace dynamics and hilarious adventures of our favorite monsters.

The storyline of "Monsters at Work" picks up immediately after the events of the movie, with the revelation that laughter, rather than screams, can now power the monster city of Monstropolis. The show introduces a new main character named Tylor Tuskmon, a recent graduate from Monsters University who aspires to be a Scarer. However, upon joining Monsters, Incorporated, Tylor discovers that the company now values laughter over scares.

The cast of "Monsters at Work" features both familiar and new voices, breathing life into these beloved characters once again. John Goodman returns to voice the lovable top scarer, James P. "Sulley" Sullivan, while Billy Crystal reprises his role as the wise-cracking one-eyed monster, Mike Wazowski. These legendary voice actors perfectly capture the essence and charm of their characters, seamlessly transitioning from the big screen to the small screen.

Alongside the returning monsters, a whole array of new and captivating characters is introduced. Ben Feldman lends his voice to Tylor Tuskmon, the eager and optimistic protagonist who navigates his way through the world of laughter. Mindy Kaling portrays Val Little, Tylor's compassionate and enthusiastic co-worker who becomes his closest friend at work. Other notable voice talents include Henry Winkler as Fritz, the scatterbrained boss, and Lucas Neff as Duncan, the charming and competitive rival.

"Monsters at Work" brilliantly captures the heart and humor that made "Monsters, Inc." so beloved, while also expanding the universe and exploring new storylines. The series explores themes of self-discovery, friendship, and adaptation, appealing to both younger and older audiences. Each episode is packed with clever wit, hilarious gags, and heartwarming moments that will undoubtedly leave viewers entertained and wanting more.

The show also features an incredible soundtrack, composed by Dominic Lewis. The music perfectly accompanies the whimsical and energetic atmosphere of Monstropolis, enhancing the comedic moments and uplifting sequences that often occur throughout the series. The catchy tunes are guaranteed to have you bopping along as you enjoy the adventures of Tylor and his monster friends.

If you're a fan of "Monsters, Inc." or simply looking for an enchanting animated series that combines humor and heart, "Monsters at Work" is an absolute must-watch. Prepare to be transported back to the fascinating world of monsters and join Tylor as he navigates the ups and downs of the laughter-based workplace. You can enjoy the sounds of this captivating show by playing and downloading the soundtrack here.

With a talented voice cast, captivating storylines, and the nostalgic charm of the original film, "Monsters at Work" is an animated series that will reignite your love for these lovable monsters and leave you eagerly awaiting each new episode. So, gather your friends and family, and prepare for a monster-filled adventure like no other!

A 418 is code for "damaged room."
A banished monster is punishable by banishment.
A bowling team?
A cast of about eight or nine.
A home run fly ball!
A M.E.R.C. investigator is on his way. Heads are gonna roll...
A mini monster was lost in the door shaft. Have you seen anything?
A need for a dedicated team of mechanics to nurture the intricate machinery
A new vending machine?
A one eyed green ball and a big, blue furry fellow were here.
A really sad sigh. (SOBS)
A sacred show business relationship.
A simple knock and response leads to laughter.
A three ball pitch.
A vending machine gone rogue has declared us its foe.
A voice that knows you're in need of some pro bowlers,
A whole day underground with MIFT. Whoop dee doo.
About plans for a machine that would extract screams from kids.
Actually, he can, Mr. Sullivan,
Actually, I can't explain any of it.
Actually, profits are down, down, down.
Actually, that's pretty funny.
Actually, we don't scare anymore.
Adorable Snowman.
Adorable, now that I'm CEO of Monsters Incorporated,
Adorable, what are you doing here?
ADORABLE: Say, did you hear the one about the monster
ADORABLE: Yaks mostly eat grass and wildflowers,
After that, Waternoose banished him for life.
After yesterday...
Ah, see here... Oh! And... ooh!
Ah, that's where I left it.
Ah, yeah. Well... What can I say?
Ah! Has to do the other's paperwork for a month?
Ah! More students. Hello! Take a seat.
Ah! You fixed her!
Ah? (CHUCKLES)
Ah.
Ah.
Aha!
All fixed up and ready to work here at MIFT for years to come!
All I know is, it's work hours, and we're getting paid to bowl.
All my data indicates that, well, how do I put this kindly?
All of you are in violation of numerous M.E.R.C. codes,
All right, come on, let's go. Dad?
All right, jokesters, get ready to make those kids laugh.
All right, kiddos, it's been two weeks. What do you got?
All right, kids. Kids, over here. Come on, gather around.
All right, little snoring thing.
All right, pretty boy. Here's a type A 188 series B canister
All right.
All right. Come on, let's go.
All right. There you go, come on in
All righty, everybody.
All righty.
All that screaming...
All the jokesters we have are working multiple shifts.
All you future jokesters settle down, please.
ALL: (CHANTING) Another chance!
ALL: (CHANTING) M I F T!
ALL: (CHANTING) M I F T!
ALL: M I F T.
ALL: Wrench the nut.
ALL: Wrench the nut. Wrench the nut.
Almost
Almost there, almost there.
An actual Monstropolis Creepees,
An agreement that stipulates
An all knowing voice.
And a little moody sometimes.
And all I really ended up doing was...
And an autographed picture of me with TJ Clawson.
And any of these accusations is grounds for dismissal.
And as a unique use of my leisure time.
And as you can see, there is plenty of equipment in here
And as your deputy supervisor,
And at the end of the day, we each say,
And be cleansed
And Chief Executive Vice Deputy Administrative Director
And did you hear?
And evacuate Laugh Floor after in a non humorous manner.
And for us, that is the true win.
And go ahead and speak into the chicken clearly
And guaranteed to deliver you to an isolated, human free destination.
And he has to do it by end of the week! (SHUSHES)
And he needs a new one!
And here we are, child.
And here's the field goal to win...
And I gave her the "whoo," and the "hoo" and she just walks away.
And I kept all the doohickeys.
And I know just where to find them.
And I'm gonna get on that Laugh Floor.
And I'm not gonna sing you a song
And I'm not gonna sing you a song
And I'm not talking about these feet. I'm talking about your defeat.
And I'm pooped. You guys go. You deserve it.
And I've been told I have an infectious grin.
And if that weren't enough, attempted to bribe a M.E.R.C. official
And if we boost laughs, we boost profits.
And if we boost morale, we boost laughs.
And in he go...
And in these comedy pairings is always a straight man,
And in weather, it's icky and sticky here in Monstropolis,
And it was all my idea!
And it's a very big factory
And just when it was getting good.
And let her know that Tylor Tuskmon
And let's be the winning...
And like I told you I won't sing a song
And like to keep things calm and noiseless.
And make sure nobody ever finds out the truth.
And no one's ever given me a brea...
And nobody has to be let go.
And now it's hard to say...
And now that I'm SCPOMICE VDADOCREM, the ban on my butt has been lifted.
And now, the moment you've been waiting for
And now.
And open!
And our laugh canister output has already doubled.
And prepare to have your mini monster minds blown wide open.
And problem solved.
And quite frankly you smell like a rose
And regardless of what they do,
And report back to me what happened,
And seeing that I am the official SCPOMICE VDADOCREM,
And she was number one, I thought I'd come to... number two?
And since Roz knew everything that went on here,
And some people think they have four stomachs.
And sometimes he just shows up out of the blue figure?
And taking what's rightfully mine, you understand?
And thank you all.
And that kid had his sense of humor surgically removed,
And that means that everybody has to do whatever I say.
And that messin' this up is somehow gonna crush my hopes and dreams,
And the Creepees are still down, three two.
And the fact that this place is no longer hiring Scarers.
And the Garys!
And the monster says, "I think I've got a yak problem."
And the original snow flavor.
And the repetitive din of machinery is forever hammering into your brain.
And the winners of this year's Monsters Incorporated Bowl off a thon are
And then, you know, maybe she'd give me another audition or another chance.
And they wanted me to relay the news.
And they're a great team. Yeah.
And this flower that emits liquids and...
And this makes me feel a smidgy bit better.
And this year's prize, dinner for two at Harryhausen's.
And we both end up working at the same place.
And we do not want to play for a captain that betrays his team.
And we got free candy, so, heh...
And we need to find a couple hundred more funny monsters.
And we're back for more bowling action.
And we've got Pin Pal Val over there and No Gutter Cutter.
And what are you gonna get...
And what desk wouldn't be complete
And when I was in the room,
And when you get to Monsters, Incorporated...
And when you're part of a team, you stand up for your teammates.
And whether or not a shutdown or a change in management is in order.
And while I'm gone
And why "snowman", huh? I'm not made of snow. I'm not even a man.
And will now place it on the chair and await the comedy.
And you definitely can't hide them in your apartment.
And you know what? I will lead us to victory.
And you may not get the glory that the jokesters do,
And you will cross over into MIFThood.
And you, as my subordinate, do as I say!
And you.
And zero calorie snow flavored.
And, uh, supervise the team.
And, well, turns out, he's hilarious.
And...
ANNOUNCER: (OVER PA SYSTEM) Attention Monsters, Inc...
ANNOUNCER: Hello, mini monsters. Remain with your chaperones, please.
ANNOUNCER: There's a massive pastry cleanup in hallway 12.
Another Laugh Canister filled. (SIGHS)
Another Laugh Canister...
Another power outage?
Another roomie!
Any body parts left? I got dibs on an eyestalk.
Any questions?
Anyway, Yak in Winter One and Two, now they were equally impressive.
Are the bane of every jokester's existence.
Are the peels supposed to do something or is that on me?
Are you doing that?
Are you part of our team?
Are you sure I can keep it?
Are you sure, sir, that you don't wanna send in, say, an expert?
Are you trying to bribe me?
Aren't we lucky?
Aren't you, Roto? (KISSES)
Argus Blinks, M.E.R.C. Investigator.
Argus? You're still here?
As a jokester, I'd have to make kids laugh, right?
As eye witnessed by my eyes.
As long as we're throwing out crazy ideas,
As long as you didn't remove any doohickeys.
As the Facilities Team here at Monsters, Incorporated,
As the goofball makes an utter fool out of himself.
As well as our power gauge,
As you can see, and a goofball.
As you can see, I have pre inflated it according to the instructions
As your new supervisor, I'll go easy on ya.
As your supervisor, you're hiding it from view with a large tarp.
At an inflated price because of the convenience.
At lunch, I will only play 17 holes, instead of all 18.
At this rate, profits should turn around rather quickly.
Attention. (CLEARS THROAT)
Authorized schm authorized. That's for amateurs like you.
Aw, it's okay. It's okay.
Aw, thank you. Thank you, Sulley.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw. Just when it was getting cool.
Baby on board.
Back on canister duty, huh? Glad I'm not you.
Back to the Laugh Floor.
Backup system's shorted out.
Banished?
Beach vacation! Yes, yes, yes! That's the one!
Bean, I can explain all this.
Because I'll do it. I mean, I...
Because of the subtext of what comes next inside.
Because we are MIFT. We are the Big Wazowskis.
Because we've got a (SCATS) work (SING SONG) order.
Because you know they would do the same for you.
Because...
Because...
Beep, beep, beep.
Beep, beep, beep.
Before our friend here comes to, I think maybe we should get going.
Before the day is done.
Besides, when life throws you a snowball,
Best friend since college.
Better not fall asleep in your comedy class.
Between you and me, I would have stuck with the fart xylophone myself.
Between your Monstropolis Creepees and the visiting Boostown Red Shocks.
Bingo! Our new slogan. "It's Laughter We're After."
Bird calls, the super weird vibe with my mom...
Bitty bump.
Bladder like item humans call the hoopie cushion.
Blown wide open? Cool.
BOB: And here's the man of the hour.
BOB: Fingers working from the stretch. Here he comes.
BOB: In the number two slot is Robbie Rotten Robertson...
BOB: It's a monstrous night for baseball here at Creepees stadium.
BOB: Jose Fingers on the mound for the Shocks,
BOB: Nothing gets past the Green Monster.
BOB: Oh, no. They're in trouble, folks.
BOB: That's our broadcast for tonight.
Bon voyage e! (CHUCKLES)
Boo! You swing like a baby!
Boombox!
Both as a reminder of the unsafe incident,
BOTH: "Sacrifice for one another"?
BOTH: Close it!
BOTH: Go, Fritz!
BOTH: He looks like that!
Bowling, it's in my blood.
Box, box, box. Rope, rope. Wind.
Boys, we need to talk.
Break a leg.
Break. Give him a break.
Broken.
Brutal. So to stay cool, I'd close my eyes and think of cold stuff.
Buckle up.
Bump bump bump, big bump!
Bump bump bump, wait a beat, and big bump!
Bump bump bump, wait a beat, big bump.
Bump bump bump.
But at least livin' here just got better.
But before we proceed, a few last words from our initiate.
But believe me, I am as disappointed as you guys.
But he brings banana bread in every morning.
But he just wanted a friend.
But I don't want things to change.
But I feel bad. He seems too nice to be banished.
But I guess for some people...
But I need help with the...
But I will do my best to make you proud, sir,
But if you do succeed,
But instead, to celebrate her life.
But it's cancelled. Some sort of weird cancel thing.
But just a warning this time.
But just for you.
But laugh canister output has been decreasing.
But look, the MIFT team, they mean well, all right?
But nobody gets the day off.
But not nearly as hot as my former husbands.
But nothing's gonna stop me from being number one up there.
But now it's legally binding.
But now my only chance to get on that floor is to make a kid laugh.
But now they've assigned me to, what... MIFT?
But now, I got some friends that understand me.
But now, we've got Tylor.
But once I'm done covering it up, this cover up is complete.
But people around here refer to me as "Deputy Supervisor."
But seeing that we hired you before the change,
But she's got more eyes where those came from.
But they have to be the other's butler for a month.
But they really have one stomach with four compartments.
But us Creepees fans put family first,
But Vendy's gone.
But was really cool so he keeps in touch
But we did!
But we, uh, got through it. Didn't we? (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
But what doesn't suck are the deluxe amenities of this musty, deserted castle.
But when life throws you a snowball, make snow cones.
But you are the true power that keeps this pa****t running.
But you don't have to! I mean, are you sure, sir?
But you don't remember me.
But you got to go...
But you know what really gets the taste buds hoppin'?
But you tell them when you're going on vacation,
But you're not orange, you're clearly green.
But you're pretty good at breaking it.
But you're the first one to admit it.
But, even better, you stuck by your fellow MIFToids.
But, Sullivan, you're officially the new Monsters, Inc. CEO.
But, Tylor, can I remind you that we pee ew stink?
But, uh, come on,
But, uh, here's the flyer.
But, um, hey, look, I was thinking, random thought. Uh...
But, you know, um, in case for whatever reason we don't
By chance, did you drop these box seat tickets
Cadavers, hypothermia
Calm down, sir. Everything will be fine.
Can Laugh Energy power cars, warm homes and light the city?
Can you believe it, Sulley? We're in charge. You and me!
Can't you see he wants to be alone? He's depressed.
Cancel font. I've seen it before. I know it well.
Capital one, two, three, lowercase four, five, six.
Catastrophic, yet beautiful.
CELIA: "Floor Supervisor"? Me?
CELIA: (OVER PA SYSTEM) Two hours remaining in the Central Zone.
CELIA: (OVER PA) Attention, please. We have a 13 20.
CELIA: And the best part is, as supervisor,
CELIA: Everybody, get back to work!
CELIA: Googly Bear.
Cha chaing the night away.
Chop chop, chop chop, chop chop.
Chop chop.
Chuck, all four arms at your side.
Clawson hit two fast balls.
College buds. Yeah.
College was an interesting detour.
Come on in. But cover your eyes.
Come on, big guy. Wrench the nut.
Come on, it's his first day as supervisor. Give him a break.
Come on, let's go
Come on, let's send him on his holiday.
Come on, no. Come on, what are you... No, don't touch...
Come on, time is funny. Wait a second! Could that be the new slogan?
Come on. Faster, faster.
Come on. Put up your dukes!
Come on. Thanks, guys.
Come on. What are you afraid of?
Comedy can be dangerous, my friends I'll tell you why
Comedy college. Right! Sulley, you're a genius.
Comedy.
Coming through.
Coming to you live from the Monsters Incorporated Laugh Lane.
Congratulations on your flatulation.
Congratulations, Temporary Supervisor Val.
Controls? I'm not a MIFTer.
Coochy coochy coochy coochy coo.
Cooking? Well, uh, maybe we can order out.
Cool. Fine. Just stop with the voice.
Couple of things I wanna mention.
Creamer, sugar.
Cross over and become...
Cross through the door of eternal membership.
Cross through the door!
Culture boosts morale. And morale boosts profits.
CUTTER: All right! FRITZ: Good throw!
CUTTER: Don't bump too hard.
CUTTER: Drink this.
CUTTER: Fritz!
CUTTER: No! FRITZ: No, no, no!
CUTTER: Oh, yeah!
CUTTER: Uh oh.
CUTTER: Way ahead of you! Open in three, two, one.
CUTTER: Well, here goes nothin'.
Cutter?
Dad just walked off.
Dad of the year. Right here.
Dad!
Damaged room
Damaged room alert!
Damaged room alert.
David got his horn caught in the door track,
Depends on your definition of alive.
Did I do that? I guess I need better supervising.
Did Ms. Flint send you?
Did you forget the first rule of Fright Club?
Did you hear that? That's me. Laugh Floor.
Didn't want you all to get hurt.
Ding dong brings a stupid baby to a baseball game?
Dismissal?
Do I have to do this, Mom?
Do I know bowlers? Yes, I know bowlers!
Do not despair, nor pine for my safe return.
Do you think your parents will notice?
Do you want musical accompaniment? It's better with music.
Doctor jokes? Comedy gold!
Does that mean I have to return it?
Don't even think that.
Don't follow me. I'll go get the appreciation donuts
Don't go tell your mom what I said.
Don't know who put this snare here, but watch your step.
Don't know. I just bumped it.
Don't let that big hair ball tell you what you like and don't like,
Don't listen to him.
Don't quit your day job.
Don't tell him that.
Don't think your little vending machine trick will work, College Boy.
Don't touch that yellow wire
Don't worry, googly bear, we're getting you down.
Don't worry. The replacements should be here any...
Don't you worry that cute little round head of yours.
Don't you worry, schmoopsie poo. Your power ball of comedy is back.
Don't... (GAGS) do that again.
Done and done.
Done.
Doody.
Doohickeys? You took out doohickeys?
Door division... Control Room A L... I don't see MIFT.
Door is active.
Door!
Down here where there's no daylight
Down there, College Boy. Open your eyes, College Boy.
Dreams really do come true, huh?
Drink it in. Drink it in.
Drink water, stay close to a bathroom.
Drive a monster crazy.
Due to the entire team being knocked out,
Duncan, he was just trying to be a good supervisor.
Duncan, reverse the conveyor track.
Duncan, what did you do?
DUNCAN: "It's laughter we're after"?
DUNCAN: (OVER SPEAKERS) Why, hello.
DUNCAN: (REPEATING) College Boy!
DUNCAN: (SCREAMS) Please! Let me out of here!
DUNCAN: (SINGING) Essential employee
DUNCAN: Back in business!
DUNCAN: Get it, get it!
DUNCAN: He's in there right now. Going through our files.
DUNCAN: Hey, Ma. We're gonna make it. It's gonna be okay.
DUNCAN: Is he...
DUNCAN: It's not a cover up, okay?
DUNCAN: Just want you to sign a little contract.
DUNCAN: My dearest mother, I pen this from the front lines.
DUNCAN: Oh, yeah, cheers. Whatever.
DUNCAN: Somebody let me out! It's not as spacious as it looks.
DUNCAN: Stop saying, "cover up!"
DUNCAN: Uh, just very sleepy.
DUNCAN: Welcome, Tylor.
DUNCAN: Yes, yes, yes!
DUNCAN: You're the insane one. "I'm Tylor Tylor Tylor Tylor."
Duncan?
Duncan?
Duncan's arms are way too scrawny and far too weak.
Duncan's middle name's Pepperidge. And I hate trying new things.
Each of them an expert in their fields
Each of these doors was personally rescued by us from the shredder,
Eh, I'll get another one. It's me, remember?
Even broke my record in the simulation room.
Everybody, hide.
Everyone's met. We're good. And you know what?
Everything okay, team captain? Tomorrow's the big day. Good luck.
Everything's wet. Why is everything wet?
Excellent choice, my good man.
Except for the loan debt, right? Ka ching!
Except maybe Stinky.
Excuse me. Coming through.
Excuse me. I just need to drop off my son's lunch.
Excuse the car, sir.
Explain why this door deactivated for no reason.
Fall out of bed, hit their head While rolling on the floor
Featuring Professor Me!
Few years back, Nathan in marketing shook her and bam!
Fifteen seconds!
Final round of the tournament was supposed to be today at lunch,
Find our Ty Ty!
First impressions, everybody seems a little bit crazy, right?
First place, second place... fourth place?
First up,
First Vendy, now Fritz.
Flat Rodney.
For example, if somebody came in and said,
For nothing.
For the children.
For the record, I've never actually said that.
For you it'd probably be like ka ching, ka ching!
Forget that last canister. It's not goin' anywhere.
Forgot his helmet, family dog showed up.
Form a team. The Bowl off a thon.
Found my center. You know what's weird? I was off center.
Four eighteen? I'm on it, sir. (CLICKS TONGUE)
Four eighteen.
Four eighteen. Got it.
Fritz has to fire one of us.
Fritz is the most generous and kind monster I've ever met.
Fritz named her.
Fritz, can I say something?
Fritz, don't let go of the ball.
FRITZ: Bump bump bump. Bitty bump.
FRITZ: Duncan! Duncan!
FRITZ: Get back!
FRITZ: Huh? VAL: Right there.
FRITZ: MIFTer!
FRITZ: MIFTer!
FRITZ: Oh, another power outage.
FRITZ: Okay, everybody, are you ready?
FRITZ: Piñata time!
FRITZ: Piñata time!
FRITZ: She wouldn't want us to cry.
FRITZ: Strike! My first one!
FRITZ: Trim my staff?
FRITZ: Vendy, she's back! VAL: Vendy!
FRITZ: Wait!
FRITZ: We are the MIFT. CUTTER: Come on!
FRITZ: Whoopsie.
FRITZ: Yay! We did it!
FRITZ: You're the team captain.
FRITZ: Young neophyte Handy of duct tape
From my tiny, adoring friends.
From your emergency money jar hidden under your bed.
Full cooperation! Now, if you could please sign in.
Fun! Right. Sorry, honey
Fungus files my paperwork.
Fungus? He knows zip about baseball.
Funny! Tickle tickle. Four years of training at Ghoulliard. (CHUCKLES)
Funny.
GARY: Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. What you been up to?
GARY: I wonder if that works with boring teachers.
GARY: Morning, Roze.
Gary?
Gary.
Gary.
Gave that room protocol lecture and you fell asleep? (SNORES)
Gentlemen, shall we?
Gerty, you and I are heading for the DVC.
Get Along's my middle name, sir. Duncan P. "Get Along" Anderson.
Get down! Get down!
Get in there, champ, and wrench that nut.
Get out of my way! I'll take care of this.
Get out! Where were we?
Get up! The Green Monster is gonna catch it though and he does.
Gets you to thinking.
Getting ready for the big Bowl off a thon, huh, Mr. Wazowski?
Give him a break?
Give him another chance, Mom. Give him another chance!
Goochi goochi... (SCREAMS)
Good day, Mr. Tusclin.
Good enough.
Good idea, Mike. Let's go.
Good job, everyone.
Good luck, uh, fellas. Knock 'em dead.
Good luck!
Good morning! And welcome to the first day
Good morning. Approach time has elapsed.
Good news, good news, everybody!
Good ol' Davey. I miss you, buddy.
Good ol' Double T.
Good! Then follow the signs.
Good. Now bump the left side with your fist.
Goodbye, Mr. Laugh Energy.
Goodness, I feel just like Vendy,
Googly Bear! Thank goodness you're here.
Got through quicker than I thought.
Gotcha.
Graduating from college.
Great job, MIFT.
Great job, MIFT. And thank you, Tylor
Great. And... But just... Sorry. What do you get out of it?
Guided by the candle of infinite commitment
Guys, it's been years.
Guys? I am pretty sure disposing of a body may be another banishable offense.
Ha ha, very funny.
Ha ha! See? I'm feeling cooler already.
Ha! Made it all the way down the lane.
Ha! Well, I may not have time to play, but I'm, uh...
Ha! You see what I did there?
Ha. So they made it back.
Half full? (GROANS) That was some of my best belching.
Handing out all the mail, seeing all the monsters around the office.
Has anyone ever had an accident?
Has it been six months since my last appointment?
Have a seat. How you doing, champ?
Have you ever thought about forming a team?
He ain't no sandwich. (CHUCKLES)
He can't miss his very first Mini Monster Day.
He damaged the room of our best giggler.
He did? He did. (CHUCKLES)
He didn't say anything about a comedy class.
He got out?
He never even drank his Drooler Cooler.
He said something about a comedy class.
He saw a letter from Waternoose
He was really...
He'll do fine!
He's always going on and on about this,
He's an invertebrate, he was okay.
He's doing this because he wants to bond with us.
He's exaggerating. I didn't try to kill him.
He's gotta go. Assisting or harboring
He's headed for a shredder shaft? Shut it down!
He's my, um, dad.
He's not funny. He's scary.
He's the one that jammed his freakishly oversized antler
Headed off to the big house.
Hear ye, hear ye.
Hecklers. That's right. Hecklers.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? Anybody?
Hello? Oh.
Hello? Thalia?
Hello? What's to explain? Look at my graph thingie
Hello.
Here he comes. Act natural.
Here it comes.
Here you are. Compliments of Monsters, Incorporated.
Here you go, kiddo.
Here, College Boy. Over there, College Boy.
Here.
Here's a 50. Get rid of the car.
Here's Ms. Flint to share comedy data.
Hey oh! How we doing? Good to be here.
Hey, and, uh, (CHUCKLES) speaking of green,
Hey, but look at us now.
Hey, come on, kids. It's time to go back upstairs.
Hey, Cutter. Stand this way.
Hey, Double B. Come celebrate with your buddily bud buds.
Hey, Duncan, who's that right next to you, huh, huh?
Hey, Duncan. You done with your "secert room"?
Hey, everybody, meet the new guy! Tylor Tuskmon.
Hey, guys, that thing out front just now with the winking and the blinking,
Hey, guys, this is all just temporary. So...
Hey, how about this one?
Hey, I got a spare grotto.
Hey, look, I fixed something all by myself.
Hey, look, there's an "exchange" button.
Hey, Otis, you got a promotion!
Hey, Otis. How's your mom?
Hey, sorry you missed your chance.
Hey, thanks for lettin' us down.
Hey, thanks! So, when you say "take a seat,"
Hey, there, Thalia. I'm Tylor. Tylor Tuskmon. Eh?
Hey, there. (CHUCKLES)
Hey, there. Tylor, was it?
Hey, what's going on? Where is everybody? Where's the team?
Hey, you can pay me in yak dung. First, make sure it's dry.
Hey, you sound familiar. Have you ever been banished?
Hey! That's a goal, not a promise.
Hey! Uh, everybody did great.
Hey! Watch the back.
Hey! You two windbags mind?
Hey. I thought Harryhausen's banned your green butt for life. (CHUCKLES)
Hey. Remember when Professor Knight
Heyo!
Hi, everyone, just to be clear,
Hi, Vendy!
Hi!
Hidden away in your underground loony bin.
Him? No. No, no.
His work life balance was totally out of whack, all right?
Hmm, Duncan doesn't play, but he loves the snachos.
Hmm.
Hmm. (SMACKS LIPS)
Hmm. I am so proud of you two.
Hmm. Mmm hmm?
Hmm. Not good enough, Roto. It's not good enough.
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hmm... (SNIFFS) What stinks?
Hold it! You're Tylor Tuskmon, aren't you?
Hold it.
Hold on, that's a Scare Floor.
Hold right there. Up, up! Keep 'em closed
Home sweet home! You head in. I'll park the cart.
Honestly, no games.
Honey, your naked chicken needs a mint.
How about an uncle who's divorced from your biological aunt
How about the "weird family that lives next door,
How about you approve your paperwork on time?
How about, "Making kids laugh
How about, The Big Wazowskis?
How hurt you would all be.
How is the baby supposed to sleep with you makin' all that racket?
How long do I have to hold you like this?
How many times do I have to tell you, I don't remember.
How much I appreciate being a part of this whole MIFT cult thing
How much should my raise be? What about a company car?
How we doing, everybody? Uh, I am Tylor.
How would I know which thing?
How'd he get out?
How'd the audition go?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh? "Dad"?
Huh. Brutal.
Huh. Door's deactivated. Uh, that can't be good.
Huh. Well, that is great news.
Huh... I, uh, I guess I do.
Huzzah
I actually hit some pins.
I am here to determine the cause of today's blackout,
I am not going to be here that long.
I assume you still burst into flames and die of barfing, like always.
I believe it, Argus. 'Cause you really needed to unwind.
I bought a Vincent Van Gross and a Claw Monet.
I broke Vendy this morning and...
I can do better. Okay. Okay.
I can get it out of your employee file. (HUMMING)
I can't even get her to smile, you know.
I can't feel my tongue, but so what?
I can't find the words to tell you all
I can't get over it! This is really something.
I can't make a move without a 4 22 16.
I can't turn it.
I can't wait for you to show me...
I cannot wait to tell you how excited I am
I could be to you like a father figure.
I could get into this being in charge thing.
I couldn't bear to see any of you go.
I did find some hair. We keep it in a jar next to the memory candle.
I didn't eat Dale. Dale quit.
I didn't know it would make its way through so quickly.
I didn't think so.
I do not care about Fritz's job. I don't want the job.
I don't care about you
I don't care about you at all
I don't care about you So don't think I do
I don't care if it's a giggle, a chortle, a guffaw, a tee hee,
I don't know. Sounds like you're suggesting a cover up.
I don't need a helmet.
I don't remember any "us" memories.
I don't understand.
I don't understand. Then why was he be banished?
I don't wanna...
I enjoy reading unopened mail.
I expect you all to maintain the get along, MIFTer spirit.
I found out why he was banished.
I gave her the (BELCHES) and the (BELCHES) and the classic...
I gave him a desk, a nameplate, and look,
I get to tell other monsters what to do without having to do anything myself.
I give it the old Fritzerelli touch.

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