Wellington Paranormal (2017) - Season 1 Edit

A different Bazual.

A fountain of fire!

A little bit more prone to this kind of thing.

A lot of people out drinking,

A special unit of the New Zealand Police Force

About this later in my office, yeah?

Absolutely. It really does.

Actually, looking at it now, it, uh...

Ah, hold on.

Ah.

All those other lines confused it.

An exorcism.

And change the drawing into that of a man with a big nose.

And I have a legendary joke for you all.

And I tell you what it is.

And I'm not massaging it tonight.

And she was in a really bad mood.

And she's absolutely vanished. No idea where she could've gone.

And then brought her to the station which is here.

And then turned around and then came back to this point here,

And walk the streets of the Wellington CBD.

And what's made her vomit like this.

And where is Stevenson today, Parker?

And, uh, charging her with throwing a police officer. Over.

And, uh, I'm a man with brown hair.

Another way that we're like Mulder and Scully is that we've got,

Any time there's gates to hell..

Anything, uh, out of the ordinary that defies worldly explanation.

Are you all right? Are you feeling a bit better?

Are you sure it wasn't like one of those internet dogs that sounds

As members of the New Zealand Police Force,

Bazual intends to make a human sacrifice.

Bazual itself is not that great, but I mean, with that definition

Bazual of the Unholy Realm.

Because of its classified nature?

Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.

Big night, Saturday night.

Bull (BLEEP). His name's Gary.

But you guys are out there doing some exemplary police work.

But, like I said, I was just giving it my best

Call the fire service!

Can I call my parents?

Can I go home now?

Caught in the act of defacing public property.

Caught on a fence again, O'Leary?

Certainly, if you suspect that your friend or colleague or anyone that you know

Changed course to here,

Comms, we're bringing in a juvenile female for drunk and disorderly,

Did you guys see that?

Dismissed.

Do we get to turn our lights on for that?

Do you ? Do you know how to do that?

Do you know how to turn the air con off at the back?

Do you need a lozenge, or something?

Do you want some help?

Don't look.

Eh?

Erected a shrine to hell itself.

Ew, ew, ew.

Five of the seven pairs of trousers that went

Gary, can you get down off the roof?

Get down to that interrogation room, and check out this Bazual character right now.

Has been taken over by a demon from hell,

Have calmed down now, as well.

Have I seen a teenage girl leap through a window,

Have light going all over her face and her blowing back in the wind.

He got really angry when our daughter came home late,

He's breaking the law of gravity, O'Leary.

Hello, love.

Hello, Minogue.

Hello?

Hello.

Hello. My name is Sgt Maaka. I'd like to have a few words with you, if I may.

Hey, look, it's gonna tip...

Hey, Sarge, you should probably have some more digits in your pin.

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Hi, there.

Hi. Officers O'Leary and Minogue.

Hm.

Hopefully it's just an argument,

How did you get up there, sir?

Huh?

I I don't know. It's buffering. Sorry, guys. I'm on prepay.

I am Bazual of the Unholy Realm.

I am Bazual! I do as I please!

I am Bazual.

I believe this is a UFO.

I don't think so, mate.

I got it, guys.

I guess that's a no.

I had a whole speech planned and everything. What am I gonna do now?

I have security access. A special pin number.

I mean, I don't know. Could have been too much screen time.

I mean, so we can go now, uh, knowing that everyone here is safe.

I mean, that's a lot to come out of quite a small person.

I mean, to put it in layman's terms, we're kind of like Mulder and Scully.

I mean, we wanna know what's happened to her tonight,

I mean, yeah, this is very unusual.

I might go a bit faster, if that's all right.

I tell you what we'll contact your parents. They'll come and get you.

I think I need a hug.

I think she's clearly quite unwell.

I think, certainly, since they've changed the way they make these fences,

I want to talk to you guys about your report.

I was wondering where you got to, Parker.

I'm actually rostered on. It's my turn to get attacked by the police dog.

I'm gonna have to scale the fence.

I'm gonna request for assistance.

I'm gonna stay here, and, uh, change the pin number.

I'm in two minds about whether I really wanna find her, to be honest.

I'm just thinking maybe we'd be better off doing something similar to the pants,

I'm not an idiot.

I'm right behind you.

I'm surprised it's so popular already.

I've actually never seen any of his girlfriends. He might actually be a virgin.

I've been doing some extensive research on this Bazual. I googled it.

I've got an officer down.

I've got some questions Oh!

If he succeeds, the dead will claw their way

In each of the previous cases,

In hell. These guys recorded all of it.

In pursuit. I'll follow her. Head her off! Head her off!

In the mid '60s, a group of Satanists based in the Wellington CBD

Interested in what you think, Minogue.

Is that right? Is that right, Parker?

Is that the Unholy Realm in Haitaitai?

It could have been, you know, some illegal drugs in the water supply.

It sounds like someone burning. It's burning.

It transferred to that guy!

It transferred to the father and then to the wife,

It was saying that my mother does sexual stuff

It's all good, guys.

It's been a lot harder to get over them cleanly.

It's begun.

It's centred right here at Cuba Mall.

It's got the same voice.

It's just the worse midlife crisis you've ever seen.

It's not gonna top any baby names lists, is it?

It's not really gender specific, is it?

It's not something that normally happens to me.

It's not that the girl or the father or the dog have the same name.

It's not that. Look, it's the same girl.

It's our job to offer support to those in need,

It's phenomena the N.

It's the same entity.

It's top secret. No one else knows about it.

It's unholy.

It's working. It's worked. Police.

Just Once you get your feet in...

Just watching the rugby, and he starts

Just... Oh.

Let it out. Get it...

Let's get back out there, guys, and remember to be safe, OK?

Let's go!

Like its talking when it's actually just barking?

Look, I don't give a shit. Are you trying to say that these cases are linked?

Look, just try and calm yourself, mate.

Looking for the pants. We could be out there

Ma'am, you shouldn't be running in a playground in those Ugg boots.

Ma'am!

Ma'am! Ma'am!

Ma'am?

Maybe somebody was behind the dog while it was chewing quietly.

Maybe we could call a Do you want us to call your parents or a guardian, perhaps?

Metallica?

Minogue and O'Leary, we meet again.

Minogue, I'm just requesting assistance here.

Minogue, is that the dog you saw?

Minogue, requesting assistance over here.

Minogue?

Minogue.

Missing from Blackfield Menswear on Lambton Quay

Mm hm.

Mm hm.

Mm mm.

My brother drew that when he was 10. He saw it in our bathroom.

Nah, no, it's that dog.

No, I've invited other officers in here. No one wanted to come in here.

No, no, no, no. Get off him. Get off him.

No, we must perform an exorcism.

No.

No. No, I haven't.

Now, the name the assailant gave in each case was Bazual of the Unholy Realm.

Now, what I'm about to show you is top secret.

Now.

Now.

Now.

O'Leary reckons there's gonna be blood coming out of the fountain.

O'Leary.

Officer back up!

Officer down.

Oh, dammit.

Oh, gidday, boy.

Oh, guys. Pretty urgent now, I think.

Oh, I thought robot.

Oh, no, look, your neck is gonna get really sore,

Oh, that's right.

Oh, um, there must have been a mix up, sir.

Oh, yeah, of course. There's more numbers involved.

Oh.

Oh. Are you all right?

OK, it transfers from body to body, using them as vessels.

OK, say it two more times.

OK, we should probably come in and have a look around...

OK.

OK.

On my way.

On our way. Over.

On the streets, you know, during the daytime.

One of Wellington's most iconic monuments.

Our original person of interest was his daughter.

Outside of work, I have a observational, absurdist sense of humour

Over that way is better. Get it all out.

Parker, your pants!

Parker.

Phenomena.

Potentially bigger fish to fry.

Pursuing on foot. She's slowing down, O'Leary.

Requesting assistance.

Right o.

Right, might have to have a little discussion

Running from the police is an offence. Stop!

Sarge, I think the bucket just tipped blood.

See, look, he's back up. That was a bit uncalled for.

Selling pants.

Sevali and Jones apprehended a vandal

Sevali and Jones, they haven't been briefed on it yet.

She doesn't look well.

She escaped and ran to this address here.

She just sounds like a normal teenage girl.

She looks a million times better in the photo, eh, than in person.

She might have been left behind by her friends, be feeling a bit lost.

She might need some sort of assistance.

She's Look, she's really unwell.

She's gone into those bushes.

She's like Scully because she's analytical, she's got the brains.

She's very quiet. Um...

Shot and it didn't quite work out on the day.

Should go and see if she's OK.

Should we jump after her?

So bit of a win win.

So it's kind of like one those stars you used to draw in primary school.

So, a dog spoke to you?

So, the two of you picked up the young woman here,

So, were on the way to a domestic incident.

So, what you all need is a crucifix...

Something that can be resolved quickly, cos we've got, obviously, other things to do.

Sometimes even a little bit risque. Sorry about that.

Sorry, I don't know his sexual I don't know your sexual history.

Sorry, Sarge. Yep.

Sort of, an underlying sexual tension going on.

Speaking of running in the family...

Stay!

Stop that. It's a bit scary.

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Tell us what you want, demon. Tell us right now!

That deals with the cases which have no worldly explanation.

That dog kept on saying, 'Buckets of blood. A fountain of fire.'

That dog was saying it. Could that be relevant?

That dog was talking, right?

That is not Bazual. We banished him to hell, remember?

That was pretty insane. I mean, have you seen the likes of that before?

That's all right. Let's get this up here.

That's the Cuba St Bucket Fountain.

That's the kind of thing you really wanna, you know, call in quickly.

The cops are here.

The dead shall rise from hell.

The fountain itself is a hell mouth a gateway to and from the underworld.

The man was drawing a large penis on a wall.

The mouth will open.

The person claiming to be Bazual performed a human sacrifice at dawn.

The power of Christ compels you!

The power of Christ compels you!

The power of Christ compels you.

There will be buckets of blood and a fountain of fire.

There will be buckets of blood.

There's a young girl over here.

These 13 buckets represent the 13 chambers of hell.

These sorts of fences certainly are one of them. You know, it's a real challenge.

They managed to confiscate the pen,

They showed initiative, so, uh, well done.

They're not standard police issue, are they?

This is a report from 1951.

This is from 1885.

This is not a case for the Paranormal Unit at all.

This is the file that pertains to your case.

This is where I file anything unusual;

Those are Blackfield Menswear pants, Parker.

Those aren't uniform pants, are they?

To be honest, if anything, Minogue, perhaps, is

Ugh.

Uh, and that takes the support and the respect of the community.

Uh, Minogue, O'Leary.

Uh, she's just got a normal voice. Youse I thought

Uh, what else?

Uh, yep.

Um, do you mind if we get that footage?

Um, I believe that's a hubcap.

Um, look, I'm very sorry about this.

Um, so, yeah.

Up from hell through this bucket fountain

We do that every day.

We'll actually go and look over here.

We're going 50.

We're not talking about the dog right now. We're talking about this.

We're tryna stop the dead from walking through Cuba St, Parker.

Weird.

Welcome to the Wellington Police Paranormal Unit.

Well, I haven't actually told it yet.

Well, it's phre mo mema.

Well, like, anyone has a one in 10 chance of guessing that.

Well, maybe, I mean, they always sacrifice virgins, mate.

Well, obviously, you do get hurdles in policing, and, um,

Well, so the father and daughter both called themselves

Well, that's exactly what happened tonight.

Well, we need to. We've gotta get there. Comms just said.

Were retrieved. Well done, Stevenson and Parker.

What am I doing on the fridge?

What is it?

What it is is a pentagram. It's a symbol of the devil.

What next, Sarge?

What this incident highlighted is the need for

What you're about to see behind this door is classified.

What, like pin numbers?

What's happening, guys?

What's your name, love?

Where Minogue had the conversation with the dog.

Whether it was some sort of mass hysteria;

Who ran to here.

Who said that?

Why me?

Yeah

Yeah, come in.

Yeah, definitely.

Yeah, I believe it's a hubcap.

Yeah, so, I'm not sure if paranormal phenomena exists

Yeah, so, the gentleman calmed down. So, we've just let him off with a warning.

Yeah, so, we're not entirely sure what happened out here tonight

Yeah, so, we've just been reassigned to the Wellington Paranormal Unit.

Yeah, that's a negative, Comms. We're on a special mission. Over.

Yeah, we've gotta get this girl to her caregivers.

Yeah, well, I don't care what you guys think.

Yeah, well, she did before.

Yeah.

Yelling and carrying on like he's possessed.

Yep, check.

Yep, OK.

Yes, and it was very rude.

You are the only two officers to have set foot in this division.

You are the sacrifice to the Dark Lord!

You need to stop that, and you really need to listen to your wife, Gary.

You said she had some sort of demonic man's voice.

You should probably come down from there, mate.

You shouldn't be running in a playground, ma'am!

You stay!

You're a bad dog.

You're in luck, mate. In about six minutes, I'm off the clock,

Your mother sucks (BLEEP) in hell, Minogue.

...and some duct tape. Duct tape.

'Can you do your bad cop?' 'Mm. Oh yeah.'

And talked about fountains of fire. I think it runs in the family.

Answer him. The dead shall walk the earth.

Are you joking with us? I don't I don't joke at work.

At home on TradeMe. Why?

Bazual of the Unholy Realm. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Clearance to Taser? No, no, I'll tase him. I'll tase him.

Do you believe in ghosts? Not really.

Do you know him, O'Leary? Do you play softball?

Dog's talking. You're a bad dog!

Dog's talking. You're a naughty little dirty mouth dog.

Don't say that in front of the mum. At one time, he was very normal.

Five. Hey, don't Shh.

Good evening. Hi.

Have I seen that before? No.

Have you seen that before? God, no.

He said his name was Bazual. Mm.

Holy Bible. Got it.

I'll do a report. Good.

Is there any trouble ? I've locked him in the garage.

It's a sign of the apocalypse. That's blood.

It's pretty obvious to me. She Drugs.

It's pronounced phre mo mema. It's phenomena.

Like a... No.

Minogue. 'Oh, matching shirts.

Never a good sign. Give us a call.

No, that's horrible. It is blood.

Now. No.

Now. No.

Now. No.

Now. Now. Nope.

Oh gosh! OK, that's more than a midlife crisis.

Oh, yeah. Remember those?

Or it was paranormal phreno mema. Maybe.

Right, let's get it. No, he called for me.

So, are you a virgin? No!

That's two. With more authority.

The air con is off. Really?

The dead will walk the earth. Stop talking, you freaky little dog.

Um, it's highly classified unit. Mm.

We're gonna get you! Wait, wait, wait, wait.

We've got B. I've got B A... Bazual of the Unholy Realm.

Well, you mean the map lines? Mm. Mm.

What is normal? Well, this isn't.

What, of his mum? No, of the dog.

Yeah, he's named after her. And then they both had super strength.

Yes, sir. Dismissed.

You are going to hell, Minogue! Oh.

You're 47! 47?

...if that's OK.

'B 4, this is Comms. Over.' Go ahead.

'Copy, O'Leary, what's your location?'

'Domestic dispute at 9 Greys Ave. Need you to respond. Over.'

'He who brings hell on Earth.'

'Just come through the children's playground, through the back here,

'Make sure you say this three times.'

'She expelled fervent and copious bile. It's odour that of sulphur.'

'She's scaring me, O'Leary.

'So, I've been in pursuit of a highly acrobatic housewife.'

'Tell them the power of Christ compels you.'

'That's awesome. We could do that.'

'The felon spewed gallons of sulphuric vomit, smelling like eggs or Rotorua.'

'The lady spoke with a voice bystanders described as that of a course gentleman.

'The mouth shall open, where dead shall walk the earth.'

'Travelling.'

'Yeah, the caller has requested Minogue and O'Leary specifically. Over.