The House Bunny (2008) Soundboard Edit

About me getting sunburned.

Actually, it's in case one gets ruined.

Actually, we need that. That's our grocery list

All my love, Hef

All right! Get up there, you Bravehearts!

All right. What can I get you guys?

And blew the piggies' house down?

And even though I was itching like crazy,

And even though it's going to be super hot,

And everybody got to go live with a family.

And he was wearing a glass slipper, I think, and he had a pumpkin?

And I'm going off to work in the mountains of a country called Peru.

And maybe we should talk about this music

And the next thing you know, people seemed to like me for once

And then one day a boy, Howard Rubenstock,

And they were noticing me.

And visit with the old people,

And, next thing you know, you feel better about yourself?

And, Oliver, I have to admit, I never went to Peru.

Are you all right?

Are you new on campus?

Awesome.

Because she says she can't deal with goodbyes.

Because we're a family

Because you just...

But anyway, wow

But I'm 27.

But nobody showed up because Ashley stole all of our bids.

But now I'm a homeless person

But that's never gonna happen again.

But we could never find a virgin to sacrifice.

Can I get you anything else?

Come on, now.

Come on, Pooter. Go with Shelley, buddy. Pooter!

Come with me.

Congratulations. That's awesome.

Cute, cute. Totally.

Damn it!

Dean Simmons. Please, please. We are trying so hard. I promise you.

Dear Oliver,

Definitely! What?

Do sexy

Do you guys think you'll, you know..

Do you want a car wash?

Elucidate on that.

Ending with a one week stay in Monaco.

Excuse me.

Eye contact, flattery and lots of touching.

Fifty states, if you include Hawaii. Most people do. I'm definitely pro Hawaii.

Friendship and philanthropy.

Girls of the Midwest, Girls with GEDs, Girls of Charlie Sheen

Give him a little philanthropy?

Go away

Guys! Anybody want some chips?

Hairy and not hairy. But I don't mean to brag.

He's this guy I just met. He's really sweet.

Hef told me what you did, and I don't think it was very sisterly of you.

Hef? Oh, is this you? Oh, my gosh

Hello?

Hello?

Hi, Steve

Hi. Do you ladies go to school here, too?

Hold on! Wait.

Hot dogs, Zeta hot dogs. Who wants one?

I actually got that, too

I always wanted.

I can bend! You guys, I did it, I can bend!

I changed.

I don't get it.

I don't think that some of the girls in this house

I got what boys like

I gotta meet this frickin' bird!

I gotta tell you, it seems you've got a pretty good life here.

I just don't know wherever could it be.

I know they want me

I know what boys like

I know what boys like

I know what guys want

I know what guys want

I know what I want

I know.

I love this one. Don't you guys?

I mean, I don't know anything about Aztecs, you know? Or their culture

I mean, this is an Aztec party,

I mean, we'll still let you guys stay on and be the maids.

I might let you

I might let you

I need to go

I pinkie promise, Pooter

I understand, and I'm sorry

I'm allergic to erythromycin.

I'm an expert at parties and boys. I'm a Bunny

I'm going to meet lots of interesting people.

I'm really very sorry, girls. I know how hard you've worked for this.

I'm so glad you haven't changed, Shelley.

I'm the bird. I called Oliver.

It ain't that hard to see

It says, I'm naked in the middle of a magazine

It was worth it to feel accepted.

It was, it was

It's just not the same without you here

It's kind of presumptuous.

Joanne, when I was little, I wore a Scooby Doo mask to school

Liar.

Like a loser

Like a...

Lilly?

Look at you people!

Man! Someone needs a mani pedi massage combo, pronto.

Manhole.

Me too! Me too!

My head and my heart tell me that we can save Zeta.

Nat, what if she wears your glasses?

Natalie, it is gonna be the best time ever.

Natalie. Look, I feel the same way you do.

No, actually, just my fake water..

No, he's not gay.

No, I'm just...

No, it's no problem.

No, that I was wearing it upside down

No, you guys, I think it should be Shelley's pick tonight

No!

No.

No. No way. No.

No. You can't.

Noises

Not cool, man. Let's go. Come on, come on, let's go

Now I live in the Playboy Mansion

Now she's part of the Zeta family forever

Nutmeg! Who cares? Who cares?

Oh, and the Zetas decided to throw a big party in my honor,

Oh, dear.

Oh, except me.

Oh, hey, Joanne. How are you? I didn't know you ran.

Oh, I love charity.

Oh, I'm sorry I scared you.

Oh, it's all good

Oh, my God. Natalie, you should really go to an eye doctor.

Oh, she says you're completely ingenious, Shelley

Oh, well, as long as it's germane. Please continue.

Oh, well, this has been fun,

Oh, yes. A big range

Oh. No, it's okay. It falls off, like, every time we open the door.

Okay, ladies, dressing sexy is all about skimplifying.

Okay, quick trick, watch this.

One more, one more. Come on!

People, all right. That's enough. Let's go.

Piccata.

Pound the gavel! Why are you dragging this out?

Push it up now

Remember, be sexy.

Right. God, I hope Colby didn't hear me say that.

Seventeen, 18, 19, 20. Excellent! Twenty one!

She wishes

Shell? Just a quick little side note,

Shelley, wait. Shelley. Shelley, come on. Shelley...

Six Virgin Marys and one Kamikaze.

Sluttier version of the type of girl we would want

Snuck up behind me and tore it off my face

So there's still a chance.

So, are you a Zeta?

So, did you hear about the pool party at Jordan's?

So, have you given any thought to who you might be voting for?

So, Miss December, you got your bikini on under there? Huh?

So, Shelley, are you a centerfold?

So, what's your job?

Stop!

That hurts! Go with Shelley, Pooter!

That's 'cause they're mangoritas. I invented them myself.

That's French, right?

That's it.

That's right!

They try to fake it

Things that I like!

This is it. We're gonna keep the Zeta house.

This is just gonna be great.

This is the happiest day of my life

To me, this feels really unfair

Try these

U.S.A. for short.

Wait, but I can really help you guys

We always wanted to have one at the Mansion,

We oversee the meal plans,

We'd see stuff like pencils and empty ketchup bottles.

We're about to lose our charter, so if we don't have a house,

We're doing a little karaoke contest. Sororities versus fraternities.

We're going to pull out all the stops for this one, Shelley.

We're gonna coordinate your pictorial

We're making calendars,

Well, Natalie, Colby was following you around like a puppy dog.

Well, Shelley, you didn't really move to Peru.

Well, that's my thought.

Well, washing cars is a fun and sexy way to make all the money that we need.

Well, yeah. I mean, that's one way you could look at it. Yeah

Well...

What are we supposed to do now?

What have the Zetas become?

What?

What? One more time

What'd I do?

What's a phila canopee?

What's that?

While I say bye bye

Whoa

Whoa.

Why don't I just keep him here for a little while, until he calms down?

Why is this all happening?

Wow. That's so generous. Everyone's been buying two

Yeah

Yeah, baby?

Yeah, have chips while you party

Yeah, I do, too, because Zeta would be my new favorite hizzety hang.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, well, dinner's on me.

Yes, and it doesn't stop there.

Yes. I would like to live here, please

Yes. Yes, I just transferred

You are not gonna be sorry.

You guys look beautiful!

You guys, I just had the best idea for our phila tropy

You know, actually, your timing is perfect,

You need your friends and your family by your side,

You tried to do what?

You want less Boggle and more bingo.

You'll be back on the street selling in no time.

You're a virgin!

You're like the hundredth person who's told me that.

You're the best housemother anyone's ever had.

You're welcome.

And how about Mona? What?

Are we doing this? Do it!

Bitchsuck! Sorry. I'm sorry.

Bye. Bye.

Car wash

Excuse us. Wait.

Get your hand down. Fifteen. Sixteen.

Hef? Yeah

How'd it go? How'd it go, Shelley?

I like to rhyme

I'd like that. Great

Jordan's just so hot. I know.

Me, too. I'll pledge!

No. Really? He read about them somewhere.

Oh, right. Where are you taking it?

Sacrifice! Sacrifice! Sacrifice! Sacrifice!

Six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11! Me, too!

What? Why?

What's your name? Michelle.

Why? To bond, y'old grumpy

Yeah. Yeah.