Macaulay Culkin Soundboard Edit

A lovely cheese pizza just for me

Buzz your girlfriend! woof!

Did anyone order me a plain cheese oh yeah we did but if you want any somebody's gonna have to barf it all up 'cause it's gone

Did I burn down the joint I don't think so

Down here you big horse's ass!

Guys i'm eating junk and watching rubbish! you better come out and stop me!

I don't care how mad I was i'd talk to my dad especially around the holidays

I don't want a new family! I don't want any family! families suck!

I have a friend who got nailed 'cause there was a rumor he wore dinosaur pajamas

I hope I never see any of you jerks again

I made my family disappear

I'm a criminal

This house is so full of people it makes me sick! when I grow up and get married i'm livin' alone!

This is my house I have to defend it

This is ridiculous only a wimp would be hiding under a bed and I can't be a wimp i'm the man of the house

Why do I always get treated like scum

You can get beat up for wearing something like that oh yeah