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A brave thing to do.
A couple of half hearted chews and the leaves go straight down to its stomach.
A helping hand.
And I wouldn't dream of putting my hand anywhere near it without proper protection.
And now attitudes have changed.
And those dangers will be greatly increased.
At first, they're not very good at swimming.
Boo.
But there's a problem.
Dangerous journey?
Hashtag flip phone.
Have you ever seen birds mate? I've seen pigeons mate. Have you? And how quick it?
I'm very sorry I can't be with you all today at such an important gathering.
I've seen more of the natural world than anyone else.
In 2020, we have a key moment in history.
In a world of snail paces, the conch is something of a Ferrari.
It must be very important.
It rears its head. And emits the mighty mating call.
It's a chance to look for a seafood feast.
Nature wants determined how we survived. Now we determine how nature survives.
Oh, Dusty, isn't it?
She, like all pop stars, needs to hunt to survive.
The mother makes an expert's catch.
The only conditions modern humans have ever known are changing and changing fast.
The slightest technique is to give them time.
The world appears to have a green tint to it.
This is not pleasant at all.
This old lady loves DIY.
Which gently mounts his chosen mate. And in a dance as old as time itself, it rears its head and emits the mighty mating call.
Yes, it's known as the cloacal kiss.
You see, your imagination is running away with you.

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