Boogie Nights (1997) Soundboard Edit

Ahem

Aim it at her tits, Eddie.

All right. No problem. That's cool.

And Miss Lovely Amber Waves. Mwah.

And switch the title card

Anyway, so I take her home, Jack, you know, and I got her there...

Be respectful. This is Rollergirl.

Can you be more sexy? Like, uh, cinematically sexy

Do it faster.

Do you have his phone number?

Don't do that! Don't do that! Why are you doing that?

Eddie Adams.

Everybody's standing around watching. It's a fucking embarrassment.

Everyone has one thing, you think?

Evil? No, man. It's not evil. It's an illusion

Faster.

Give me this sh...

Goddamn it

Happy New Year

He is a man of lust.

He is a man of passion and mystery

He used to come to Party Boys a lot. Mutrix introduced me.

He was obviously pissed off about the music.

He's the best.

Hello? Yeah, listen. I'm sorry, there's no Maggie here.

Here's that build up. I love this part.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, Jack.

Hey, Kurt, have you seen my wife?

Hey, Maurice. Hey, cowboy.

Hey, you ever go to Vince's out here? Oh, no. I would have seen you.

Hey, you guys.

How will we do it exactly? How would it all go down?

Hurry up with that shit

I asked you first.

I certainly hope so.

I do know what I'm talking about.

I don't think you know what you're talking about.

I don't wanna do this anymore, honey. I can't. I just... Let's have fun now.

I got this club. Yeah, that's one thing

I have my statues for my best actor awards.

I just...

I know that it's late, but I..

I love you too.

I mean, really.

I put all my favorite songs together. Which one is this? Number, uh, 11. I love it

I think what Jack is talking about is minimal.

I want you take a little sip and tell me what you think.

I want you to handle this for me, Johnny

I was wondering if we'd be able to look into getting more lights.

I was wondering, is it okay if I really try to make it look sexy? Would that be okay?

I'd like to spend it with my friends

I'm back.

I'm sorry.

I'm trying to help you stay one step ahead of the game.

Inside Amber, Amanda's Ride. You made those.

Is he gonna fuck me in the ass?

It's a boy. It's a boy.

It's Cosmo. He's Chinese.

Jack wants a minimal thing.

Jack, could you please help me?

Jack, Jesus. No, Jack. Jack

Jackie Jack. Jackie Jack. Jack, how you doing?

Let's go. All right?

Listen, I'm... I'm dying...

Look, you have something to say. I have something to say, all right?

Maybe, I don't know, 5 grand

Maybe...? Maybe do it harder?

No one is doubting your credentials or your history.

No, no. Hey, they're doing that countdown thing.

No, the other one, the left one.

No!

No.

Not to mention those kids out there who are hot fuck action to the max, Jack

Oh, God. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, John.

Oh, yeah.

Okay. Becky, I'm...

Quiet. Sticks

Seventeen.

Shut up, Bill. You're embarrassing me.

So I'm gonna call him on the phone. I'm gonna give him a price.

So like I said, it's a tough... It's a tough business

So this is what he gave me.

So..

Still a little uncertain, aren't you?

Take that shot of Reed with the revolver, just dump that, okay?

Thank you, Johnny. My dear, it's party time.

Thank you, mamita.

Thank you.

Thanks a lot for backing us up too. Real good.

That's great.

That's Michelle. I'll introduce you.

That's really what Buck's Super Stereo World is all about. It's about the customer.

That's the drip. The drip's the best part.

That's... There you go

The guy's name is Rahad Jackson. He's got more money than God.

Then we're gonna get nice and wet and you're gonna spread your legs

There's one thing I want you to do, though. Tell me..

These are real wood.

They can't move until they find out how the story ends.

This guy's gonna buy just about anything anybody wants to sell him

Three, Becky goes to the bathroom to jack off.

Todd, what the hell are you doing, man? Let's just go.

Uh, when you get by, uh, the lights, close your eyes.

Um, I was wondering if you could, um...

Understand?

Wait. We can't pay the price of the demo tapes...

We got somewhere else to go. We scheduled dinner with friends.

We have got all the time we want.

We're not leaving yet.

Well, check in the kitchen, darling.

Well, I mean, you take the bus from Torrance to come here to Reseda to do this job.

Well, if you just wanna see me jack off, it's 10.

What do you squat?

What table's that going to? Four? Five, Jose. Five.

Where's Jack?

Whoa.

Whoo.

Will I close the door?

Yeah, it's good for conversation, huh?

Yeah, well, very often minimal means a lot more photographically, I think...

Yeah.

Yeah. Those are really cool. Are they lizard?

Yep.

You don't know what I can do, what I'm gonna do, or what I'm gonna be.

You know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking, I wanna be in business with you, Eddie.

You know, it seems we make these movies and sometimes, you know...

You might think about cutting that part where Jack talks...

You should do it, Rollergirl, because you know what?

You're such a charmer.

You're the best thing that's happened to me since my son went off, and I just...

A bear claw. Okay. Yeah. And hurry.

Are you ready? Ready

Are you ready? Yeah. Are you?

At a car wash. What?

Baby, it's beautiful

But sunrises are better. Heh. Exactly. Ha, ha.

Bye, Maurice. Good night.

Can you see yourself? Yeah

Come on, sit down and help yourself. Oh, thanks.

Cool. Can we have some hot sauce here?

Fucking New Year's, right? 1980.

Get your hand wet. Be quiet.

Great. You're no bigger than a minute?

Ha. Yes. Yes

Happy New Year, Scotty. I love you. I really love you

Hello? Champagne. I'll run the store my way.

Hey, hey, hey. This is my point. What?

Hey, Jack. Little Bill.

Hey. Hey, what's up? Can I help you?

Hey. Hey.

Hi, Maurice. Como estas?

Huh? Ha ha ha. You think I can't do it? Sir?

I don't dance Sunday nights. Right

I don't know what you're talking about

I got it here, hold on. Happy New Year.

I got some people I'd like you to meet. I do know you. I know who you are.

I said, I'm ready to shoot. Not now.

I want you to stick around for a while. Sure.

I'm sorry. Oh, no. It's...

Is that what you want? It would be nice.

It's going in my throat. Hmm.

Kurt. No, hey. Got you.

Like my shoes? They're cool.

Look how spacious it is. Yeah. Look, I like this too.

Nice to meet you, guys. All right.

No, I didn't do anything. All right, nothing.

No. I'm gonna open my own business.

Now? Yeah. We gotta go in here.

Oh, hi, Scotty. Hi, Scotty.

Oh, take a pill. One hundred percent

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, I'd love to.

Okay, can we do this? Yeah.

Okay, you ready? Yeah, baby.

Okay. All right.

Okay. Then one side of the room will look clean...

People tell me I look like Han Solo

Please don't die. Hey, hey.

She's great. Yeah.

Shy as a butterfly. I'll bet.

Ta da. Oh.

Thanks, Eddie. Bye.

The Colonel. Excuse me

To you too. Okay, man.

Want a drink? Sure

What the fuck was that? Where's Jack?

What's up? How are you? We finally meet.

What's wrong with you? Oh, my fucking wife, man

When did you get this? Uh, yesterday.

Whose Vette is that out in the driveway? Dirk.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Box office, Jack. Chi Chi?

Yeah! Ha, ha.

Yeah. Christmas hoops.

Yeah. It has that whole karate feel. Nice. It's very comfortable.

Yeah. Okay, I was here. Seriously, man.

Yeah. You just come when you're ready. Okay. Well, where should I do it?

You don't do this, donkey dick. You don't

You got no business being here. Knock this shit off.

You're a Leo, huh? That's right.

You're Dirk. Ha, ha. Dirk Diggler, ha, ha

...and I just wanted you to know how much I care about you

...and this is called On the Lookout.

...and with acting

...but I can advise that you think about your name.

...Diggler's more eruptive than a volcano on a bad day.

...I thought your acting stuff might bring some nice pussy into the place, and it has

...is that it takes a lot of the good, old American green stuff...

...just making sure that your lighting is right.

...like they want you to listen to it in that order. I hate that. Fucking hate that.

...under the bed in a floor safe.

...what a guy wants when he walks through that door.

...with a visitation with his mother...

♪ You got the moves, you know the streets ♪