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Boogie Nights (1997)

Boogie Nights (1997)

Boogie Nights is a mesmerizing movie released in 1997 that delves deep into the chaotic world of the adult film industry during the late 1970s and early 1980s. Directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, this critically acclaimed film boasts a stellar ensemble cast that includes Mark Wahlberg as Eddie Adams/Dirk Diggler, Julianne Moore as Amber Waves, Burt Reynolds as Jack Horner, and Heather Graham as Rollergirl.

Set in the San Fernando Valley, Boogie Nights follows Eddie Adams, a young dishwasher with a unique "gift," as he enters the adult film industry and rises to stardom under the wings of Jack Horner, a respected porn director. The film explores the highs and lows of their lives, their camaraderie with fellow performers, and the societal and personal consequences of their chosen profession.

The movie's title is inspired by the disco era and the pulsating beats that dominated the dance floors during that time. It perfectly captures the vibrant and colorful atmosphere of the era, with its flashy costumes and groovy soundtrack.

If you're in the mood to experience the sights and sounds of Boogie Nights, you can play and download the captivating soundscape of the film's era right here. Immerse yourself in the rhythm and energy that brought this iconic movie to life.

A big, bright shining star.
A clue.
A couple glazed.
A month.
A who? A Ma...? A Maggie. You know a Maggie?
Action, kids.
Actually, I had it painted yesterday so the paint might still be kind of sticky.
Again. You ready?
Ah, I know who you are. I read about you in a magazine.
Ahem.
Ahem. And you look really sexy.
Ahh, Jack, I'm not trying to hurt you.
All I know is that I cannot get a record contract...
All over the sheets and everything. Just... pouring out.
All right, cool. It's out front.
All right, everybody, here we go.
All right, motherfucker, empty the cash register now. And hurry up.
All right, now, Summer, I want you to take Skye's thong off.
All right, this could be the thing.
All right, where is it?
All right? I'm sorry if my thoughts are not on the photography...
All right? It's a real thing that I wanna do. It's a real thing that I can do. Please.
All right.
All right.
All right. Sorry, I was just...
All we need is the tapes, Burt.
All you need to do is walk over, get down, and come inside us.
Amazing party, man. Fucking chicks everywhere.
Amber Waves' ripe cherry lips do a wonderful job...
Amber, I live in this world. I don't like violence any more than you do.
Amen.
And beside me is a beautiful, talented, gorgeous, young actress...
And granted, the tapes themselves are your...
And I ain't got all night.
And I know you're not the only one she sees.
And I understand, you know, they have to make films...
And I'll tell you something else.
And it got really hard being surrounded by all those guys all day.
And let's talk about how all of us... Not one of us.
And Reed Rothchild's stiff biceps...
And that lamp, those are real sterling silver. Yeah, they have a very modern feel too.
And that's what I'm gonna fucking do right the fuck now.
And the agreement on the money settlement has been taken care of?
And the award for best cock goes to...
And the award for best newcomer goes to...
And the name is in, like, bright blue neon lights...
And the theaters are already converting to video projectors.
And this isn't "Go out and have sex with 10 million people."
And this name is just so bright and so sharp that the sign, it just blows up...
And we can fucking do it, all right? You with me?
And you say yes, okay? Are you my mom?
And your fucking films suck now anyway.
And, Dirk, you gotta work on the Colonel too, Dirk.
And, uh, he's shy, you know?
And, um, he can fuck hard or he can fuck, like, really gently.
And, um...
And, um...
And, you know, "How to get a girl off." It's about how to get your wife off.
And...
Anyhow...
Anyway, heh...
Anyway, she's got all this stuff going up, and the next thing you know, she started...
Anyway, uh, "Enter Dirk. He meets Becky. They go at it."
Are we ready?
Are we ready?
Are you all right, honey?
Are you crazy? It won't match.
Are you gonna take your skates off
Are you kidding me, kitty?
Are you listening to me, kid?
Are you ready to get on with this experiment?
Are your busi... Are your... You own them, okay?
Around and over. Good. See, we can go right into doggy style.
At least the women are safe.
Aw, come on. You just got here. Let's hang out, let's party.
Because I know he won't. I'm positive.
Because I wanted to, you know...
Because you can't fuck forever. I realize that. Anyway, violence...
Because you don't fucking get it, Burt. You give us the tapes.
Becky Barnett.
Before you turn around, you've spent maybe 20 , 25 , $30,000 on a movie.
Big push for the doctor. Big push. This is it. Big push. Push, push, push.
Bitch.
Blocking, an idea or a movement.
Boom, no more films. That's fine with me.
Boom. Right there.
Brandy? Brandy's your name, right?
Brock Landers is a character that I'm playing.
Brock protects the values of the American ideal...
Buck, honey, that was great.
But doesn't it make you nervous when you're dealing with all those evil forces?
But I can't have any more fuckups. You dig?
But I don't wanna make a film where they show up, they sit down...
But I have to talk to the Colonel when we get to Vegas.
But I just couldn't walk out on Maurice. I'm really sorry.
But I think the circumstances call for immediate action, uh...
But I'm gonna help you settle this.
But I'm gonna help you settle this.
But if you just wanna look at it, it's only 5.
But if you make a good one...
But it lacks passion. I wanna see some passion here.
But it's Diggler that remains the standout in this film.
But it's my dream to make a film...
But now I'm back, and I'm ready to pursue my acting career.
But soon that goes, I die, then what do I have? I got nothing.
But that's really... That's technical talk. That doesn't really concern you.
But the bees won't sting Because you love me
But the magic that is on the tapes, that fucking heart and soul...
But they, uh...
But when you see violence in films, it's... You know...
But you can work out in the morning, you can work out at noon...
But you see, Miss Amber, I'm just this poor fellow from Puerto Rico, you know?
But, I mean, God, what can you expect when you're on top, you know?
Call me crazy, call me a pervert...
Can I join in?
Can you close the door?
Can't you get a job like this in Torrance?
Chi chi, listen. Jack and Amber's table. Take them over an order of clams. Let's go.
Cinco, cuatro, tres, dos, uno.
Class, begin.
Clear your tables, please.
Colonel's got the money. You got the talent, Jack.
Come here, darling.
Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Go, go, go. Push, push, push.
Come on, come on, come on. Puppies!
Come on, Little Bill.
Come on, say something. Make a toast.
Come on, you puppies.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. It's out front.
Come up with the money and I'll give you the tapes. That's it.
Come with us, sweetie.
Congratulations. That was great, wasn't it?
Cool.
Cool.
Cool. Cool.
Cool. Here. Taste that.
Could have been me, the one that was at Ringo's place when the shit went down.
Cut. Excellent.
Darling, I'd like you to meet Jack Horner, the finest director in the business.
Did I hear someone say deal?
Did you register a complaint?
Diggler delivers a performance worth a thousand hard ons.
Dirk.
Dirk.
Dirk. Dirk Diggler.
Dirk. I want you to meet my friend Todd. Todd Parker, Dirk Diggler.
Do it quickly.
Do me a favor. Just mind your business, please. What the fuck?
Do not stop. You want some water?
Do you have any coke at this party?
Do you know how good you are at doing it, Eddie?
Do you know Maggie?
Do you remember me from a couple hours ago?
Do you remember me?
Do you think I look cool when I do it?
Do you think you could give me a minute?
Do you understand?
Do you want me to use a Spanish accent?
Does it...? Does it look sexy?
Does this character have a name?
Don't be mean! And you don't talk to me! No!
Don't just ram it in there like that.
Don't make me pounce you, Sheryl Lynn.
Don't reach for your gun.
Don't say that.
Don't say that.
Don't stop, big stud.
Don't think I don't know what goes on when I'm not here.
Don't worry. I'm fixed. I want you to come in me.
Don't you ever stay away from my club that long again, okay?
Dump it in there good. Dump it in clean.
Eddie Adams from Torrance.
Eddie is, uh, interested in film.
Eddie, this is Scotty J. He's a friend. He works on some of the films.
Eddie. Eddie Adams.
Everybody's complaining in the whole neighborhood.
Everyone's blessed with one special thing.
Excellent time. Thank you, Jack. It was a great party.
Excuse me, Reed.
Faggot, you like that?
Faster. Do it a little faster.
Film is just too damn expensive.
Film, poetry, karate, music, and dance.
Fine.
First we're gonna check for holes, see what we can find.
Five grand?
Five grand.
Fix you some eggs, beauty?
Floyd Gondolli. Ha, ha. Great you could make it. Great, great, great.
For Dirk Diggler...
Four..."
Freeze!
Freeze! Don't make me chase you, Raphael!
Fuck her in the ass.
Fuck it. Hey, no. Hey, Jack. I'm ready to shoot now.
Fuck me.
Fuck no! Todd, don't!
Fuck off.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck. Fucking stupid motherfucker.
Fucker! You don't ever disrespect me, you fucker!
Fucking 1980, you know?
Fucking dare me.
Fucking faggot.
Fucking great.
Fucking idiot.
Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot.
Fucking love that song.
Fucking shit.
Fucking son of a bitch. Oh, God.
Fucking, Reed, yeah. I got his fucking address.
Full flip.
Get her in the car, drive her to Saint Joe's. Drop her off in the front. I don't want any...
Get him out of the fucking truck, man!
Get in and let's make film history.
Get out of my way.
Get out of the car, man!
Get out. Go sleep on the couch.
Get some champagne, dude.
Glad you came by.
Go ahead and fuck that little girl.
Go on and move with it if you need to. It helps me.
Go to that whore Sheryl Lynn. Why don't you just go to her?
Go.
God, ha, ha, I don't know any other, you know, director...
Goddamn poster!
Good night, beauty.
Good night, honey tits. Sleep beautiful.
Good night, Jackie. Don't stay up too late.
Good to see you. Take a seat. You want something to drink?
Good? It's not good.
Good. Who's that?
Goodbye, 1979. Hello, 1980.
Got it.
Guys, guys, guys. Slow down, Colonel. Say again?
Guys, let's get the album.
Guys.
Ha ha ha. I don't allow him to block his own sex scenes.
Ha, ha. All right.
Ha, yeah. Well, you like what you see?
Have you ever been arrested?
Have you ever been to, um, Niagara Falls?
Have you heard the tapes? Have you heard them?
Having a good time?
Having sex? Fucking me? Making love to me?
He came inside of her.
He does not have the right to tell me how to dress.
He has every right to tell me how to sell stereos. It's his store, I'll listen.
He is a creative man of many interests:
He went in the bedroom.
He's got coke, and he's got cash in that safe in that bedroom...
He's got twice as much coke, crank, and smack. All right?
He's interested in, uh, show business.
He's kicking ass inside my stomach.
He's one hell of an actor.
He's so fucking talented, the bastard. You know, I just...
He's very tired.
He's, uh... He's very special.
Heh, I mean, if you want a system to handle what you want...
Heh, you got that? Now, see, if you get this system as is...
Heh. I'm gonna take this off.
Hello, friends.
Hello? Exactly.
Hello? Uh huh.
Hello. Are you John?
Here it is. That's about half a key right there.
Here we go again. Dirk Diggler.
Here we go. Are we gonna fuck?
Here, here, here.
Hey, Dirk, you made it.
Hey, don't... Don't do that. No, no, no.
Hey, guys, we're losing these two. They're moving to Bakersfield.
Hey, guys. Look at me.
Hey, hey, hey, you can't lay this all on me, man.
Hey, how's my little kung fu fighter?
Hey, I know how it is. I've been there.
Hey, I love this thing. I make these little mix tapes together, you know?
Hey, Kurt, are we gonna have any more coverage on this, or...?
Hey, listen. Thank you.
Hey, Little Bill, look at me.
Hey, Rahad.
Hey, Reed. Reed o.
Hey, we were looking for you before, man. Where were you, seriously?
Hey, you gotta bring your legs all the way around.
Hey, you wanna see something really fascinating?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi fi. Those are two very important things to have in a stereo system.
Hi.
Hi. Hello. Howdy.
Hi. I'm Johnny Doe.
Hi. Jack Horner here.
Hi. This is my lady friend.
High fidelity. Know what that means?
His name is Brock Landers.
His partner's name is Chest Rockwell.
His presence when dressed is powerful and demanding.
Hmm.
Hold on. What if he tests the stuff out?
Honestly, if you direct it, we make a whole series with a whole story.
Honey, Amber, baby, please, talk to Jack.
Honey, honey. Listen to me.
Honey? You okay? Sweetheart? Is something wrong?
Horses? What?
How all of us are gonna profit.
How do you keep them in the theater after they've come?
How do you know him?
How long has it been since you've had a woman?
How much?
How old are you, Eddie?
How you doing? Come on in.
How'd you meet Jack? Because I work on the films, you know, sometimes.
How's it at work? You get home late, huh?
How's it going? Hey, hey, hey. Yeah.
I am a big, bright, shining star.
I am a star.
I am a star. I'm a fucking rock 'n' roll star, man.
I am the fucking king of Dirk!
I can't fucking believe this. Jesus Christ, you gave me a hard on, lady.
I can't. I can't get it hard, all right? I just can't. I'm sorry.
I could die of starvation before I get something in my mouth.
I didn't think that a house of prostitution and drugs and pornography was that.
I didn't think that environment was safe for my son.
I do not.
I don't fucking believe this.
I don't know. I don't really know if I need all that bass.
I don't like seeing women treated that way. This guy he plays, Johnny Wadd...
I don't like to be told what to listen to, when to listen to it, or anything.
I don't take my skates off.
I don't touch them in any way, honestly. Jack, please.
I don't wanna win an Oscar, and I don't wanna reinvent the wheel.
I feel bad, you know, that, uh... I think you were right about that.
I gave you a chance.
I gave you a job here because, you know...
I got a feeling, beneath those jeans there's something wonderful just waiting to get out.
I got business to run here. Back of the...
I got some people I want you to meet.
I got the connection to the equipment and the mail order distribution.
I got them with Reed and Scotty. They're cool, huh?
I gotta get to work.
I gotta go.
I gotta talk to you about the stereo modification for this system.
I guess the only thing I can say...
I guess...
I had some thoughts on it, yeah. What about you? What do you think?
I have a gift, and I am trying to not be selfish about it, but to use it.
I have a look, okay? The look I have is just fine.
I have all the papers, though. I mean, every... Everything's in order, yes?
I have the specific technical hi fi background...
I haven't heard that.
I just said it's not that cool to leave me with a hard on, all right?
I just wanna talk to you.
I just want them to know... Is it okay if I say this into the camera, Amber?
I just want...
I just... l wanted to come and say sorry, you know.
I knew you'd make it.
I know you want it to happen, but it's not gonna happen...
I know.
I know. I know.
I like simple pleasures like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth.
I love him, Rollergirl. I mean, I really love the stupid jerk, ha, ha.
I love to suck cock. I love to suck cock.
I love you, baby.
I love you, honey.
I love you, honey.
I love you, Mom.
I love you, you love me Going down the sugar tree
I mean, do...? I'm sorry. Do we...? Do we have a script?
I mean, everyone's given one special thing, right?
I mean, I don't mean to laugh about it, but she was 15 going on 150, believe me.
I mean, I was fooled completely. I mean, I've had a few of them.
I mean, I'm not gay. I just wanna...
I mean, if there's a certain amount of, you know, violence or action...
I mean, if you love someone, how hard can the world be?
I mean, it is just deep down in your soul...
I mean, it takes 15, 16 guys just to do the lighting.
I mean, it's exactly what we've always talked about.
I mean, it's gonna be a new year and we're gonna start things and do things...
I mean, it's like, the next thing you know it's gonna be, like, 1990 and 2000.
I mean, it's such an important thing in my life.
I mean, look at the character Holmes came up with, for instance.
I mean, this industry is gonna be turned upside down soon enough.
I mean, uh, people will come and they will go, and so will problems...
I mean, you gotta be committed.
I mean, you know, you've got your camera, you've got your film...
I mean, you're a guy. I'm just helping you out.
I miss my two sons, you know. I miss my little Andrew and... And my Dirk.
I need help, Jack.
I need money, but I don't pay rent. I still live at home.
I now pronounce you man and wife.
I only am who I am because I was born that way.
I really care about you, honey.
I said, shut up, Colonel.
I said, shut up.
I saw it with my own eye, Maggie.
I spoke to Jack...
I think she's sick.
I think that you have the job, but why don't I make sure of something?
I think the angels have blessed us all because of you.
I think we ought to talk with Jack now. Iron this out before we start the new year?
I think we should repeat that again.
I think... I think heaven has sent you here, Dirk Diggler.
I thought I was the only one who felt that way.
I told him, "This is a special party for Scotty J.
I told you I got a plan. I got a very good plan.
I trusted him.
I used a little poetic license to capture your essence.
I wanna fuck. It's my big dick. So everybody get ready fucking now!
I wanna keep a small group on this one. A small crew. Know what I mean?
I wanna watch you.
I want it so it can cut glass, you know, like razor sharp.
I want it to come flying right out of the screen, right at the audience.
I want you out of here.
I want you to be my mom, Amber. Are you my mom?
I want you to cool off, okay?
I want you to go over there and sit on the couch with Eddie.
I want you to know I plan on being a star.
I want you to meet the new boy on the street.
I want your lightest, bubbliest champagne."
I wanted to make sure you thought it was cool...
I wanted you to give me a minute so I could tell you how much I love you.
I was gonna see about taking the GED. Do you know what that is?
I was gonna take a pottery class at Everywoman's Village.
I was hoping for the shoot tomorrow...
I was just thinking of my name one day and dreamt it up.
I was telling you about him before. You remember. Todd Parker.
I was thinking about what the Colonel was saying, about my name.
I wash your sheets. I know she's been here. Or you doing something else in there...
I will never, ever loan out any of the actors...
I wouldn't mind me having a piece of that action right over there.
I, um... l need help.
I'd like to say hello to my son, and that's all.
I'd like to say hello.
I'd love it.
I'd love to come to your table for a drink. Obviously, you're not full of, um...
I'll be right there.
I'll find out who sent you.
I'll find something else to do. I'll fuck on my own time.
I'll fuck you up. You wanna see me kick some ass? I know fucking karate.
I'll go somewhere. I'll run away where you can never find me.
I'll just... I'll ask you if you're my mom, okay?
I'm a fucking idiot.
I'm a fucking idiot.
I'm a star. I am...
I'm a star. I'm a star. I'm a star.
I'm an... l am an ac... I am an actor.
I'm back now. I'm ready to start my acting career.
I'm back now. I'm ready to start my...
I'm back.
I'm born ready.
I'm going to bed.
I'm gonna ask you once more, and I'm gonna ask you nice.
I'm gonna ask you one more time.
I'm gonna be something! I am!
I'm gonna keep rocking on.
I'm gonna keep trying if you guys keep trying.
I'm gonna take care of this. I'm gonna straighten him out.
I'm gonna try and do this all in one shot, know what I mean?
I'm Joe.
I'm looking for something.
I'm not a complicated man. I like cinema.
I'm not being mean to you. You're just too stupid to see it.
I'm not gonna shoot you in the state you're in.
I'm not gonna tell you again, Jack.
I'm not gonna tell you again, Jack.
I'm not kidding. I want what's in the safe.
I'm pretty happy with it, you know.
I'm ready to shoot.
I'm really drunk. Really, I am. I'm just... I'm out of my head.
I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to grab you like that or scare you.
I'm so excited.
I'm so fucking sorry, Jack.
I'm so wa... I'm really wasted. Really, Dirk.
I'm sorry too, kid.
I'm sorry?
I'm sorry. You coming? Or you wanna talk to these guys...?
I'm staring at the foxiest bitch in the whole world.
I'm supposed to come get you now and tell you that they're all ready now.
I'm thinking about kicking some fucking ass in here!
I'm waiting for somebody, but I'm not sure if they're gonna show up, though.
I'm...
I've been around this block twice now.
I've been doing theater in San Francisco and San Diego...
I've been in sound equipment long enough to know...
I've been in the Marines for three years. I just got back from a tour of duty.
I've been in this place for 20 minutes just to get a seat.
I've been looking for clues, and something led me back here.
I've gotten thousands upon thousands of letters...
I've made them myself, you know, that are a few laughs...
I've seen all his movies, and I can't wait to work with him.
If Brock Landers is slick with a gun...
If it means so much to you, you should find one that's closer.
If it's not a hit, I'm gonna get kicked out of my apartment.
If movies, films, caused violence...
If only people could have been doing this before...
If there is something that I didn't fill out correctly on this...
If you don't do it tomorrow, it'll be the weekend, you'll never be able to see her.
If you don't get the right modification it's not gonna be loud.
If you drop one, just call for it, but do not stop, okay?
If you wanted to, you could do anything.
In our situation, that doesn't make any fucking sense!
In particular, I like to see people fucking on film.
In the master bedroom...
Is Andy there? Is he?
Is it okay if I don't tell you?
Is the movement on a waterbed gonna be a problem?
Isn't it great? This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my whole life.
It doesn't matter if you don't have those juices flowing...
It is my dream, it is my goal, it is my idea to make a film...
It is. It's jealousy.
It looked great. Very sexy.
It said "reasonable place."
It says, "Dirk Diggler."
It turns. It curls up your belly. Makes you wanna freaky deaky, right?
It's a great look for you, I think.
It's a lot better than that pink shit, I tell you. The pink shit's fucking weird.
It's a real film, Jack.
It's all perfectly organized by color, as well as designer.
It's always about slapping some girl around or whatever. It's not right. It's not cool.
It's an important part of the process.
It's another stellar sexual standout from Horner and Company.
It's coming down for puppies!
It's deceitfulness. It's vindictiveness. It's all of that stuff, you know?
It's definitely taking away from my vocal.
It's dropped down low with a 350 cube, 3 and a quarter horsepower...
It's easy to predict that after only two films...
It's funny you say that because we should be in a band, you know?
It's going great. We just gotta change the angle.
It's gonna go down like this. I'm gonna call him on the phone...
It's great to meet you.
It's just not sexy. I mean, it's not sexy like it should be, Jack.
It's just, they're so small, and they're so cute and they're so adorable.
It's like a vacuum in her nose. And there's only...
It's like Napoleon. When he was the king...
It's okay, baby.
It's okay, baby.
It's okay.
It's one thing to hear it from Buck's mouth, it's another to hear it from the TK 421.
It's only the photography of the film we're talking about.
It's pretty original, you know, I think.
It's probably the best place to eat in all of Los Angeles. It's excellent.
It's the kind of dope they used to put carpet in.
It's what you wanna do.
Jack will put the final touches together for what the camera needs for editing...
Jack, come on. I gotta call Rocky, Scotty, Kurt. I gotta call those guys.
Jack, come on. Tell me that you're my friend.
Jack, it's my fucking weakness, Jack.
Jack, Jack, am I your friend?
Jack, let me tell you this. I love you, Jack. I'm your friend.
Jack?
Jack?
Jack?
Jack. Jack.
Jack. Jack. Hey.
Jack. Jack. Jesus Christ.
Jackie. Jackie. Two minutes, pops. Let's go, let's go.
Jealousy will get you nowhere.
John, you're a wonderful actor.
John, you're a wonderful actor.
Johnny's, uh, the new boy on the street.
Just cool off and we'll come back and shoot the scene.
Just don't ram it. Don't...
Just going up like crazy.
Just likes people hanging around at his house partying, the whole thing.
Just nice and sexy, you know...
Just pull it out and do it on my stomach and my tits if you can.
Just take the bass down and bring up the vocals.
Just tell me. Am I your friend? Am l...?
Just tell me. Am I? Just tell me, Jack. Am I your friend?
Keep coming. All right, open them.
Keep your test papers face down until I tell you to turn them up.
Let me explain to him in simple arithmetic. One, two, three.
Let me get, uh, a couple bear claws.
Let me show you what you did wrong.
Let me tell you something you don't know. I know a lawyer. You understand?
Let me tell you something.
Let's do it.
Let's do this thing. She rocks.
Let's get up and get the fuck out of here.
Let's go get some of that Saturday night beaver.
Let's just go and go and go, because it's over.
Let's keep rocking 'n' rolling, man.
Let's talk about what video means to this industry.
Lick my balls.
Lie still! Lie still or I'll punch you in the goddamn face!
Like, think about some name that makes you happy.
Listen up, kid. Listen up.
Listen, baby. Me and you, we'll take a picture later on, okay?
Listen, pal, you gotta make it a little more sexy, you know?
Listen. I got your booth set up over there.
Little Bill, champagne?
Little Bill. Smile, man. Come here.
Lock and load, Jack.
Look at me and all the beautiful women I've been with."
Look up there.
Loud isn't what I want. I don't want loud.
Love you, mamita. Take care.
Make sure you snort it back real quick and hard.
Make you feel like a stud to see trash like that?
Make your entrance through this door. He'll call, "Action." That's your cue.
Marker.
Marker.
Maurice, can I talk to you? I need to talk to you now.
Maurice.
May I see it?
Maybe I'll join in later, but for now, I just wanna watch.
Maybe we could, like, go to stock footage or...
Maybe you could jerk off a little, and I could watch.
Meet girls, Cyndi, Angie.
Mellow. Mellow.
Mellow. That's what I want.
Mm hm.
Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays at 3.
More like the day after the day after tomorrow.
Most certainly.
Mr. Dirk Diggler.
Mr. Swope, you're a pornographer.
My cock can get hard. Come on. Fuck.
My cock is ready. I wanna fuck. Let's go.
My fucking wife has an ass in her cock in the driveway, Kurt.
My husband just assumed...
My name is Jack.
My name. Yeah.
My name's Dirk Diggler.
My new baby.
My wife is in the pornography business.
Naughty, naughty, Candy.
Nevertheless, you look like you haven't been to sleep.
No hurry, guys. Just sometime this year, huh?
No one fucks with Chest and Brock.
No problem.
No, I can't taste it, not now. I'll taste it later.
No, I don't do drugs.
No, I haven't been up for two days.
No, I know you understand. I'm talking about some other people.
No, I'm not, see?
No, I'm not, see?
No, I'm sorry, I don't have any matches.
No, it's nothing like that. You been working here long?
No, it's okay. I can do it.
No, just you. I wanted you to be the first.
No, no, Jack. Listen, listen. I don't touch them, Jack.
No, no, no, motherfucker. Empty the safe too, asshole.
No, no, no. Get... Get... Back of the line, man.
No, no, no. It's crystal, man. You just wanna do bumps.
No, no, no. You know what? I'm the biggest star here, man.
No, no, no. You shut the fuck up.
No, no. I'm ready to shoot the scene. I wanna shoot the scene. I'm fine.
No, no. No, not anymore. No.
No, no. Watch this jackknife.
No, no. We just keep shooting. This is video.
No, not at all, Kurt. I mean, I dig it. It's great.
No, not really. Maybe. It sounds balanced to me.
No, these. These are the ones. These are great.
No, this is not right. Um, my son was never exposed to drugs...
No, ugh. Change that, will you? Uh... I want Eddie to be auditioning for Amber.
No? Do you know? Maggie, Maggie, Maggie.
No.
No.
No.
No. I'm going to sleep. Good night.
No. It smells like shit.
No. The evil forces.
No. They're ltalian. I'm gonna fucking buy these.
No. You don't get them until you pay.
None of this is yours! This...
Not really natural, but minimal.
Not to mention the cost.
Nothing! Nothing!
Now I'm nervous. Do you have a gun?
Now, I need to take that magic and get it to the record company.
Now, I understand you've gotta get them in the theater, you know?
Now, let's just take a minute, okay? Um...
Now, this is a new business for me.
Of course, I got it modified with the TK 421...
Oh, apple fritter. No, no. Not that one. The one in front of it.
Oh, come on. This is Puerto Rican cooking.
Oh, do you look lovely. Mm.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck. Son of a bitch.
Oh, God, yeah.
Oh, God. Wait.
Oh, great, honey. Great.
Oh, heh. Oops.
Oh, I think you need all that bass.
Oh, I thought Jack just said you did.
Oh, I want you to meet a couple of great people.
Oh, is this, uh...? Did you do this for the Christmas?
Oh, it's true.
Oh, Jesus, please, okay? Shave if you're gonna do that.
Oh, man.
Oh, man. Can you believe this?
Oh, man. I just...
Oh, okay. Well, hey. So long, partner.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, that's good. Lick the thong. Yeah.
Oh, that's good. So you know me.
Oh, that's good. So you know me.
Oh, that's handy.
Oh, that's so imaginative. How'd you think of that?
Oh, this is great. I'm fine. I just wanna do good.
Oh, this is the new fella?
Oh, what was decided during the divorce?
Oh, yeah. Two chocolate.
Oh!
Oh! Johnny Weissmuller. That's my swimmer.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. I can't give you much advice that Jack probably doesn't know...
Oh. Wow.
Okay, Dirk, you ready?
Okay, everyone say, "Dirk."
Okay, honey, it's okay. Just wait a minute, wait a minute.
Okay, how's it going here?
Okay, I'm not a pornographer, though. I'm an actor.
Okay, it's hi fi stereo equipment at discount prices.
Okay, let's do it, Nick. You heard him.
Okay, let's get a good one.
Okay, let's push. Let's push. Let's push.
Okay, now get in the back and, uh, unload those new 484s.
Okay, now I got it. I got it. Now I understand.
Okay, now you're talking above my head. I don't know this industry jargon.
Okay, now, you're gonna come through the door, walk right over here...
Okay, okay, okay, let's get ready for this experiment.
Okay, that's it. Hold it. Cut. Pull over.
Okay, then we'll shoot the rehearsal.
Okay?
Okay? And if you wanna knock me for that, it's your own problem, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.

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