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Galaxy Quest (1999) Soundboard

Galaxy Quest (1999) Soundboard

Galaxy Quest, a science fiction comedy film released in 1999, takes a hilarious and affectionate look at the world of fandom and the blurred lines between fiction and reality. Directed by Dean Parisot, this cult classic has cemented its place as a beloved tribute to the ever-growing world of science fiction.

The film features an outstanding ensemble cast that brings each character to life with stellar performances. Tim Allen portrays Jason Nesmith, the egotistical and self-absorbed former commander of the fictional starship, Galaxy Quest. Sigourney Weaver stars as Gwen DeMarco, who played the attractive communications officer, Tawny Madison, on the show. The exceptional Alan Rickman adds depth and comedy as Alexander Dane, an actor who’s dissatisfied with his sci-fi role as a Spock-like alien doctor. Tony Shalhoub plays Fred Kwan, the laid-back and easygoing chief engineer, while Daryl Mitchell takes on the role of Tommy Webber, the child star turned adult pilot.

Galaxy Quest follows the journey of the cast members of a once-popular TV show, who, now struggling with typecasting, find themselves thrust into an unexpected real-life adventure. A group of naive aliens, known as the Thermians, have mistaken the exploitation show for historical documents and need their help to save their civilization from an alien conqueror known as Sarris.

The film beautifully satirizes the conventions and clichés of science fiction, while also paying tribute to the dedicated fans who live and breathe every moment of their favorite shows. From the iconic catchphrases to the colorful costumes and intricate spaceship design, Galaxy Quest captures the essence of the genre.

One of the film’s strengths lies in its ability to simultaneously deliver both laughter and heartfelt moments. The actors, especially Allen and Rickman, skillfully navigate their characters through a range of emotions. Watching Nesmith transform from a self-serving actor to an unlikely hero is a delight, while Dane’s struggle with his perceived lack of respect resonates with audiences on a deep level.

Galaxy Quest is a celebration of the passionate fan base that surrounds science fiction, highlighting their devotion, enthusiasm, and deep knowledge of the story and characters. It touches on the core themes of friendship, self-discovery, and the importance of finding purpose in unexpected places.

Whether you’re a die-hard science fiction fanatic or simply seeking a lighthearted comedy, Galaxy Quest is an absolute must-watch. Its clever writing, stellar cast, and perfect blend of humor and homage have made it a timeless classic that continues to entertain audiences to this day.

If you want to experience the magic of Galaxy Quest, you can play and download the film at [insert website name]. Join the unforgettable crew of the Galaxy Quest and venture into a world where make-believe becomes reality, and fandom reigns supreme. Buckle up and get ready for an interstellar adventure that will leave you laughing, smiling, and perhaps even contemplating the deeper meaning of life out in the cosmos.

A bomb capable of destroying pretty much everything in about 13 seconds.
Activate the Omega 13!
All right. All we have to do is turn off the valve to the barracks.
All systems are working, Commander.
All systems are working, Commander.
And I was a little short with you.
And it has saved us.
And now, back again after 18 years, the new adventures of Galaxy Quest.
And you guys can be back in your home planet before supper.
As the crew had for each other.
Based on the regional menu of your birthplace.
Before those Thermians run out of air.
Brandon, what does the Omega 13 device do?
Bravo!
But now I'm thinking I'm the guy who gets killed by some monster
But then came the Zactor Migration, and then the Melosian Shift
But there it is.
By Roth'h'ar Sarris of Fatu Krey.
Can I help you?
Come on, give it up! Give it all up
Come on! Go, go, go, go!
Core implosion estimated in nine minutes.
Core overload. Emergency shutdown overridden.
End transmission.
Excuse me.
Explain to him who you all really are.
Explain!
Fleegman, you set up a perimeter and Tommy, you're lookout.
For the crew of your favorite show, Galaxy Quest! Wow!
For years since we first received transmission
Forward thruster shaft, 87% damage.
Fred!
Fred?
Freddie Kwan!
Full speed ahead, Lieutenant.
General, I've lost them.
General! I have just received word that the commander of the Protector
Go to weapons storage, your second left, through the passage.
Go, go, go! Come on! Push it harder! Let's go, Tommy!
Go!
Gosh, I'm doing it. I'm repeating the darn computer.
He failed to activate the ship's neutron armor
He's as stupid as he is ugly.
Hey, Commander, listen. We found some beryllium on a nearby planet.
Hey, get a room, guys, okay?
Hey, guys, come on, hold on a minute.
Hey, how you doing?
Hi, Tommy!
How are we supposed to get through this?
However it was built to accommodate your anatomy, not ours.
I am not doing it! This episode was badly written!
I guess, we, you know, got to...
I just had this really interesting idea.
I know! You construct a weapon. Look around you
I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my boobs
I mean, there's no useful purpose for there to be
I'm not even supposed to be here.
I'm pretty sure you don't know how to shut down a neutron reactor, either
I'm so sick of being right.
I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove the situation is serious.
I've always said, "Press the turbo," right?
If I'm gonna die, I'd rather go out a hero than a coward.
If you see them come back give me a signal, all right?
Into the field, go!
Is filling my head with such thoughts.
It doesn't take a great actor to recognize a bad one.
It just did!
It makes no logical sense! Why is it here?
Jason
Jason, before the black hole,
Jason, we're gonna test it.
Jason! Jason, come on! Hurry!
Jason? Jason, can you hear me?
Let me remind you, sonny,
Look, this thingy.
Mathesar, there's no such person as Captain Taggart.
Memory checksum invalid. Core systems hardware damaged.
My people have no commander.
My ship will tear through yours like tissue paper
No, stop! Stop!
No! Divert all energy to the armor!
No! Gwen, no!
Nobody knows! Do you know why?
Of course, it's always about you, isn't it?
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, wow.
Oh, yeah!
Okay, you got to move to the right. Move more to the right.
Okay! Yeah! Here we go!
Okay? You had a character people loved.
Okey dokey! Okey dokey! Let's fire blue particle cannons full,
On our planet, we...
On the other hand, my crew was in danger.
Open!
Our what?
Quick, quick! Go, go! Move, move!
Second, I will require a technician...
See if you can't wedge a door open in case they can't do that.
Set a course for home, Commander?
Sir, it's you. Thank lpthar
Supposed to project a hologram?
Take that!
Teb, hit the translation circuit.
Tell him!
That ship is that big.
That. Sorry.
That's not me anymore man.
That's suicide.
The device would act as a molecular explosive, causing a chain reaction
The enemy is matching velocity.
The fault must lie with us, with the ship.
Then tell me, what does it do, this Omega 13?
There they are. Beryllium spheres. Let's go.
There was an energy surge from Sarris' ship
There was an energy surge from Sarris' ship.
They based it on your hand movements.
They're dying.
They're gonna start eating each other out there.
They're here for you, folks. Come on!
They're suffocating.
Thrust ahead, full!
Tommy, can you get us closer to these mines?
Vacuum laser...
Wait! Oh, no. They're everywhere!
We are saved.
We are Thermians from the Klatu Nebula
We got to get out of here! Move the ship! Turn it! Move it! Go!
We lied.
We need to separate, or we'll die
We're just here to negotiate this guy Sarris' surrender.
Well, press "turbo."
What are you talking about?
What do you think?
What's the matter, Mathesar?
Where is everyone?
Whoever wrote this episode should die!
Why do you even bother to show up at all?
Why does this sound so familiar?
Would you guys like to see the ship?
Wow!
Wow. Must be some sort of mining facility
Yeah, I've got sectors one through 28. I think Hollister has the upper levels.
Yeah, well, you know, I'd like to say
Yes! You understand that, don't you, Mathesar?
Yes. Yes! There they are.
Yoo hoo. Hello?
You ever think about that?
You fin headed monstrosity.
You fool! You fail to realize that with your armor gone,
You just can't leave. Give me some time to think.
You know, what I could use is a cup holder and a couple ofAdvil.
You know, you kids have been great. You really have.
You mean I'm gonna be diced into cubes
You should've just let me hit him.
You what?
You wish to save the life of this man?
You're gonna practice driving
You're starting to act like you did in episode 17,
Your commander is on deck!
Your Monte Cristo sandwich is a current favorite of the adventurous.
13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19!
38, 39, 40.
An hour and a half. I mean, this is unreal.
Come here. Jason.
Commander. Excuse me.
Computer, shut down the core. Unable.
Don't do that. I'm not kidding. I'm sorry, sir, I was only...
Enemy is matching velocity. We heard it the first time!
Fans, right? Hey, Gwen. Hey, man.
Go! Leave him! No!
Gwen! Gwen! No, I think we shouldn't have to do this.
I am? No doubt about it, Fred.
I did it. Welcome back, Fred.
I don't like this at all. They are so cute.
I don't think that's a cloud. Mathesar, what is it?
I'm on it! Tommy, go! Go! I'm in!
It'd be time to redeem a single mistake. What?
It's right here! Right here! Well, press it and hold it down!
Kind of. You can do it, Fred! It's up to you!
Let's go! Go, go, go! What do I do?
Mommy! Tommy!
No! Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.
Oh, no. Everything's fine. But the animal is inside out
The digital conveyor? Yes.
They're everywhere! Come on! Oh, God! Oh, God!
Tommy, just hold that thing down! You cannot hold the turbo down!
We want the crew! For those four seasons,
We're out! We're going home!
We've got to stop! We're almost through this.
What? Why not? Because they're coming right at us.
Where's your gun? It helps
Yes! Yes!
Yes. Don't look down.
You will go out there! I won't.
...Christmas tree lights.
"The chompers"?

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