Shameless - Season 3 Edit

A few personal calls on company time

A full scholarship, which I'm guessing that you do.

A high school graduate, heh.

A little?

A three semester senior year due to truancy.

Aah, god. Bleh.

Aah, right.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Don't bite my nipple, heh.

Aah! Fuck!

Aah! Ow! Ow.

Aah. Oh, heh.

About all the stuff, just with my dad, I

About how he ruined my life?

About the porn at your desk and the personal phone calls.

About time you came out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Absolutely. Yeah, you never know, right?

Active duty. Full time.

Actually came to your house.

Actually we're good here too. You can go home.

Ah, I have to finish getting the house ready for Lip's party.

Ah, thanks.

Ahh.

Ahh.

All anyone ever does is try to copy off me.

All I want are my two armani suits,

All night with the best man.

All right, and you're acting like a douche bag.

All right, no food stamps, but lottery scratchers are accepted.

All right, place your bets. Thank you. Thank you, thank you.

All right, place your bets. Thank you. Thank you, thank you.

All right, there we go. There's the little peach pit.

All right, there you go, drink responsibly, heh.

All three of my babies.

All: ♪ oh, as long as I know how to love ♪

All: Oh, no.

Almost a week.

Alrighty.

Also, tiger dick. They take a couple of bites, they think it turns them into fuck machines.

Also, you have an appointment this afternoon

Although I know many people

Am I fired?

Am I the only one who didn't know?

An education system that pretends to be a meritocracy

And a preteen pregnancy in the lobby,

And all I have to do is poke one hole in a condom,

And all we're thinking is, I wonder if

And all you geniuses, you just

And at the rate you're going, that shit's not gonna happen.

And by office bitches, I might mean myself.

And by office bitches, I might mean myself.

And call me white trash while you're at it?

And coconut hair product.

And competition is pretty intense if you require

And even though civil unions

And find you here, bent over cans of chicken stock.

And for what? A petty robbery.

And fuck all the fuckin' money I spent on condoms

And fuck you for acting like you don't wanna

And get you these special cancer pills.

And get your homework done and generally avoid

And guess what the excuse was.

And he'll do whatever I say forever.

And I

And I

And I am a little crazy,

And I can't get pregnant. I need another exam.

And I could sue you for the use of the word.

And I found this.

And I gotta go to work.

And I had said a thing about how they should

And I promise that you're gonna be the first person that I tell when I do know. Okay?

And I think she buried the crap in my backyard.

And I told her not to ignore it, but did she listen?

And I was wondering if I could transfer you

And I'm happy to clock out early and work late.

And I'm hoping you could help.

And I'm not gonna watch lip fuck up his life

And I'm sorry that I missed so many

And if somebody were pregnant,

And if they say this, you say this.

And it doesn't bother me.

And it'll all be all right.

And it's as if we're adding on a little wing or two.

And it's not your time of the month,

And it's, like, not even on your radar.

And its cousin, the silver bullet stimulator.

And just it's totally fine.

And last week, Friday, she was having cramps,

And my dad's a fairy, so a fairy?

And my meds have been really working.

And now I can't find my way back.

And now I have silver spoon. You can go that way.

And now so must you.

And offer me recompense in the form of whiskey.

And once a connection gets made,

And one of them skipped school.

And picked one that sounded smartest to her.

And practice holding my breath all at the same time.

And say thank you for applying to colleges for lip.

And see if debbie's there?

And she turned out to be a bipolar drug addict easy

And she won't let me back in,

And shutting the water off,

And stayed... I'd forgive her.

And that I was bad for the baby.

And that wedding that we went to in hawaii

And the bitches at work

And the kids get more, uh, what's the

And the proximity of the red sox.

And the saving people's lives is pretty great, too.

And then she forgot where.

And they bleed when you break them.

And this little gem, or should I say, giant gem, is the black bullet stimulator.

And use your dick as a divining rod.

And watch family guy. You wanna come?

And we might all be on the verge of going to prison.

And what is that?

And what the hell is a Tosh 2.0?

And what we're doing next week.

And when was the last time you see my daughter?

And wildly improbable.

And yet, her social security checks

And you are the missing piece in our puzzle.

And you deserve to get out

And you give him free refills.

And you have a worldwide day.

And you ignored me. For a reason.

And you look like movers.

And you two take it from me when it comes out?

And you want your kid to get his share of head, right?

And you, what did they get you for again?

And you'd be right

And you'll read from this script.

And you're goddamn gonna watch.

And you're gonna get to learn from their mistakes.

And you're just gonna get married, no conversation?

And you're sure as shit not in charge

And your crooked smile.

And, like, two gallons of nearly expired mayo.

And, uh...

And, you know, I had them take him off my route.

And?

Any reason you're seeking out the Army? Trouble at home?

Any sign of conflict or things not going his way...

Any takers?

Anyway, uh, it wouldn't have happened without you.

Anyways, she's working tomorrow night.

Apparently, the Russians kicked some serious Kraut ass in WWII, so...

Appendicitis. She barely made it there in time.

Applied to colleges for me without asking me.

Are being cashed every month.

Are in the foreskin of a penis?

Are legal in illinois, it isn't enough.

Are you feeling okay?

Are you fucking him too?

Are you gay? Are you, really?

Are you gonna go?

Are you skipping school because of me?

Are you sure you don't want one?

Aren't we ? It's fine.

As a gallon of gas, I get it how I want it.

As a woman who would abandon her children.

As in dead. You know, like, no longer living. And soon.

As it is trying to find a way

As people.

As you know, our bodies are god's temple,

At the free clinic or suffer.

At the free clinic or suffer.

At your last office, but

Attention, denizens of this dump.

Attention, people! Kevin is gonna be a daddy.

Aw, come on. You got something better to do, heh?

Back when life was fun and the world had meaning.

Barista at the coffee beanery.

Be happy you have a real dad,

Beat my ex wife to death with a telephone.

Because I admit,

Because I'm hitched doesn't mean we can't bang.

Because I'm rethinking everything

Because if monica came back, said she was sorry,

Because my progeny has joined the ranks of the graduated.

Because of me, you ruined Karen's life!

Because she hates men.

Because she's my mom.

Because that's what family does. Have I taught you nothing?

Before the roman candles sell out.

Before the weekend meatheads descend.

Belongs to somebody else, except for the yogurts.

Bet you could find someone good on craigslist.

Big toe is throbbing like blue balls

Bitter. Resent. [speaking portuguese]

Blah, blah, blah, stop drinking, blah, blah, blah.

Bleeding heart eco fascists.

Blew out my birthday candles, wished for it.

Boomtown was good to us. Yeah.

Both my babies.

Bottoms up.

Bring that with you.

Busy time of year, end of semester.

But because we're not married,

But because we're not married,

But did I take her shit? No way.

But dig while you do it.

But either way, they'll want to hear about it.

But I got five kids to feed.

But I held my breath and hung on

But I I've been working really hard to treat it.

But I picked a fight with Becky because I thought I was never gonna see her again.

But I wouldn't listen.

But I'm not bad for that baby.

But I'm not interested.

But I've been here for months. My temp position's ending. And I'm ready.

But it needs rolling.

But it was from a circumcision website.

But it was really only a couple minutes.

But it wasn't her time of the month.

But it'll be good for sheila to watch him.

But just 'cause karen wiped her ass with you

But like I told him, I think it's great.

But lord, were you a terrible eater.

But no one wants to sit with me at lunch.

But none of that undergrad filler bullshit.

But the other way? [scoffs]

But there are a lot of people in this country

But there's a chance I might get a new job.

But they kept on excusing themselves

But those aren't my greatest challenges in life.

But we can fix that if you agree to work with us.

But we're Gallaghers, okay, and there's two things we're really good at:

But you you know it's not your fault, right?

But you didn't answer me. Are we moving to Michigan?

But you have to go to www.Dontcutitoff.Org.

But you need hose. Those offices pump in the a.C.

But you told the wongs to come take hymie.

But you will be soon if you don't stop drinking.

But you, my friend, have stumbled ass over teakettle

But you're a temp, so you can just have one.

But you're in big trouble.

But, uh, I feel less alone in the world

But, um, I never applied for m.I.T.

By a jacked up meth head of a mom

Bye, baby.

Bye, honey.

Bye, Hymie. It's been nice knowing you.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye. Love you. Okay.

Call manny about the windshield.

Call once you find out.

Call, text, whatevs. Bye.

Came into some money.

Can I have a damn baby or not?

Can I help you pack your shit?

Can I help you?

Can we save the mommy lecture for tomorrow please...

Can we store some here? Are you nuts?

Can you come down?

Can you forgive a man who's falling apart?

Can you tell if it's a boy or a girl?

Can't even put my hands on a goddamn, heh, Oxy.

Cancer's opening up a whole wonderful world for you.

Careful, careful.

Carl, can you set up for day care?

Carl, it's a scam. It's always some kind of scam.

Carpets, anything foam, or porous.

Carry on.

Celebrating my graduation.

Change is possible. It starts with us and

Christ, write that down. Ohh...

Christ! Where is she?

Christopher and I have been living together

Christopher!

Cinnamon toast and coffee always makes me

Circumcise the baby so that girls will be more likely

City pools are filled with city kids.

Closer to your own age who share your interests.

Code pink at sheila's.

Coffee shop boy is giving me lip. Hang on.

Come down, okay?

Come down.

Come on in. Let us buy you a drink.

Come on, check it out.

Come on, I can't be late today.

Come on, it's all insured.

Come on, let's go.

Come on! Hey!

Come on.

Come on. Go ahead! Do it!

Come on. I'm not gonna bite

Comes with benefits.

Coming.

Congra What for?

Congratulations, Fiona. You remind me of me.

Congratulations.

Cops keep it in evidence for, like, a year.

Couple of dead presidents and some guy called gandy.

Couple of partially soft bagels,

Cracked skull and a thready pulse.

Crap pay, miserable working conditions, but the chance to change...

Cups? It's a bar, not a frat party. We drink out of glasses and mugs.

Day care parents don't appreciate morning muff.

Debbie and Carl need motivation. Come on, everyone's waiting.

Debbie or carl or liam's with yours.

Debbie's getting terrorized at the public pool.

Debs, school, why didn't you go?

Dental?

Did I deserve that? No.

Did not go over that well.

Did you get my co2 tanks?

Did you or did you not tell Jimmy the last time you saw him not to come home?

Did you put tacks in my drawer?

Didn't have the balls to dump me in person.

Didn't sleep well. Take a nap later.

Do I look really sick to you?

Do it for your kids.

Do it now. Very sorry, sir.

Do it together.

Do it.

Do me a favor. Don't go out there smiling.

Do you know that? It's not your fault.

Do you remember

Do you remember joe the plumber?

Do you remember the holdup

Do you wanna give me a hand with the banner?

Do you want me to ask lip next time we do it?

Does he know we're having a party for him?

Does my brother know?

Doesn't give you the right to shit on mandy.

Doin' some work on the sewer main in a couple days,

Doing shit like this signals something

Domestic partnership rights are not good enough for them.

Domino effect.

Don't mention food.

Don't scream, just shake the body part lightly.

Don't tell anybody about it unless it happens, okay?

Don't tell me you want to promote another club night, I'm nauseous enough.

Don't what?

Don't worry about your dweeb.

Don't worry, I'll make sure you have everything you need.

Don't.

Don't.

Dr. Lishman?

Drinking stoli vanilla and watching bowflex ads.

Dude, don't you know it's not cool to rush a woman alone on the street?

Dude, little man in the canoe.

Dude, when I spend as much for a cup of coffee

Dude, you are ghetto married.

Easier than training a new girl every day.

Eighteen now.

Eighteen of them have received strong bi partisan support...

Eleven, 12.

Enjoy it

Especially the korean ones.

Even if you didn't want him.

Even if you don't take me with you,

Every day, like it's your last.

Every time he dropped off a package.

Everybody's mean. Middle school's stupid.

Everyone will try to cage you in.

Everything okay with you guys?

Ew, there's food in your braces. You're supposed to floss.

Ew.

Exactly.

Excuse me, amigo, baño?

Excuse me, I gotta take this call. Can we see a dessert menu, please?

Fag beater this side of the chicago river.

Feel a little better when I'm down.

Fifteen of these nominees have been pending since last year.

Fight harder for this. Whoa.

Figure she's gonna be out fucking dudes, why can't I?

Financially and emotionally interdependent partners

Fine.

Fine. But at least have the decency to tell me.

Fine. I get it. You obviously don't feel the same way.

Fine. I'll try again.

Finish your breakfast, you guys. No more talk of Michigan.

Fiona barks at me every time I bring it up.

Fiona doesn't have room for it

Fiona Gallagher. Remember me? We used to date.

Fiona said you guys were gonna watch liam today?

Fiona. Hi. Uh, I'll catch up with you guys later.

Fix that, mr. I want to be mayor.

Flossing's for fags.

Fold your clothes? Sometimes.

For a mother to do.

For a semester.

For a year, well over a year.

For me too?

For over a year.

For the last 20 years.

For this city for close to a decade

Frank gallagher.

Frank, the face of the gay rights movement

Frank, the father.

Frank, the son. Frank, the neighbor.

Frank! Frank, why?

Frank?

Frank.

Frank's not allowed in anymore.

From sex addicts anonymous.

From some lame ass rapper

From the federal government.

Fuck his weak ass rhymes,

Fuck that tree frog lookin' doctor,

Fuck you, gallagher.

Fuck you, you never took me skating.

Fuck you!

Fuck!

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck. Okay.

Fuckers!

Gallaghers do not puke.

Gave a blowjob to a teenager,

Get in here, I wanna show you something.

Get it together and put a smile on your face.

Get set. And go!

Get up, get home, get sober. We're planning a surprise party for you.

Getting drunk in the middle of the day with him? Are you an idiot?

Girls take that hero crap straight to the bank.

Give me a call.

Gives me great pleasure.

Glad to hear it. You interested in active duty or Army reserve?

Glasses, hair bun, the whole bit.

Go ahead, sorry.

Go to that website and see if you stand by your

God almighty.

God gave you the race card for a reason, Julius. Play it.

Going on a fireworks run.

Gone.

Gonna grab some of dead eddie's heavy duty machines.

Gonna see what v has.

Gonna stop by Sheila's after. Karen and Jody are moving today.

Good for you.

Good luck.

Goodbye.

Got anything for the pain? Vicodin, Percocet, whatever's handy.

Got some nitrous. I'll go get it.

Grab a shovel.

Great things don't happen in tiny little increments

Great. Yes, I will transfer you now.

Grind it into powder. Morons say it cures cancer.

Guess this is where I'm supposed to, uh, thank you for never giving up on me, heh.

Guys would kill for that setup.

Ha!

Haddy birthday juby?

Hardworking citizen of this country.

Have a good life. Fucking asshole.

Have I encouraged him to overstep his boundaries?

Have your fun. Just pour me a goddamn drink.

Haven't had a drop of booze since I got to this place.

Having cramps on your left side,

He always finds a way.

He had more nerves down there.

He has moved on.

He isn't afraid to kiss me.

He said if you don't stop drinking, you're gonna die.

He seems quiet. Oh, god. Stop.

He told me you were really sick.

He wanted you to have this.

He wants me to sneak into his mansion,

He wants to meet at the park.

He warned me not to go

He'll be back.

He's a deacon at first baptist.

He's a him.

He's always so hungry.

He's been weird all day.

He's doing great. And, um

He's getting it fair and square, setting a good example. Pay attention.

He's just mad 'cause somebody cut off the tip of his penis

He's just off licking his wounds.

He's loaded. You want in?

He's one of the cousins.

He's taking it pretty hard.

He's with a hospice patient, a nun.

Heh, I didn't mean it.

Heh, that was you.

Hell Survivors Paintball Field is five miles outside Ann Arbor.

Hell, I still got the keys, man.

Hello, 1983.

Help you out with random stuff?

Here we go. Pens, paper, all the office supplies you need are in the top drawer.

Hey, did you find any, uh, molly relatives?

Hey, don't be giving me no shit, Kev.

Hey, Fi, good news.

Hey, fi.

Hey, I didn't mean it literally.

Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Hey, I'm the baby fetus.

Hey, if you change your mind,

Hey, it's me.

Hey, lip, I need your help.

Hey, listen.

Hey, little man.

Hey, uh, were you just in there with my father, Francis Gallagher?

Hey, what about you?

Hey, what can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight.

Hey, what did the doc say this morning?

Hey, where's my knife?

Hey, whoa, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard earned money for that service?

Hey!

Hey! Carl, stop it.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Glad to see you out of bed.

Hey. Ian and I are gonna go get high

Hey. It's me. I love you.

Hey. Sometimes life throws a couple swings at you.

Hey. Where were you today? I didn't see you at school.

Hey. You've been a great asset to this company. I'm really sorry.

Hi there, this is Brian with Worldwide Cup.

Hi there, this is Fiona with Worldwide Cup. How are you?

Hi there.

Hi, I'm Fiona Gallagher. My father, Frank Gallagher, was admitted.

Hi, this is fiona from worldwide cup.

Hi, this is fiona.

Hi, um...

Hi. Go inside?

Hi. It's Fiona.

Hilarious. [gunshot]

His aids germs in here. Screw you, tommy.

His racquetball partner with the feathered hair?

Hmm, unh.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hold on. You work for the city.

Holy crap, there he is.

Holy shit. Fuck.

Honest, it was about to burst. And then who knows?

Honestly, it's hard to pick one.

Hope I can count on your vote.

How about a toe?

How do I know? You could be just saying go get the car in the heat of the moment.

How do you even compare our situations?

How long the day's gonna be.

How long?

How to modify algorithms instead of think for myself.

How to swallow without gagging, and for what?

How was your vacay?

How would you like it if I did that to you?

How's Ian?

How's the money? The money's good.

Huh?

Huh? [laughs]

Hungry?

I you know, I gotta work on my stuff too.

I already passed the Vocational Aptitude Battery and physical exams.

I also used the words, highly unlikely

I always have my hot dog with chipotle sauce. You want some?

I always took you skating, to the park, to the zoo.

I am from the favela. Okay?

I am not allowed to share in his insurance benefits,

I am not allowed to share in his insurance benefits.

I am ready. We only have a half day anyway.

I am such an idiot.

I am too old to be raising an infant.

I asked for a bone dry cappuccino.

I asked you, like, 100 times to get the applications in,

I believe all people should have the right

I bet if you call and complain, they'll switch him out for you.

I can use your insurance, go to the lady doctor

I can't say anything, really.

I can't say that.

I convinced all those customers you lost to re up.

I could do this all day.

I could have been a better mother to you.

I did that, showed them the way

I did try the knob.

I didn't come here for you.

I didn't get a diploma and look at me.

I didn't say that it wasn't nice.

I didn't take a test. I didn't wanna know.

I do have obsessive compulsive disorder,

I do not sound like that.

I don't get why you'd want me to go to m.I.T.

I don't know how it happened.

I don't know if she's really sick

I don't know what you see

I don't know, hormonal bullshit.

I don't know. Okay? I don't know.

I don't like the one that's on duty. She's fat. Roll that thing behind me, will you?

I don't matter to you?

I don't wanna wait, I'm ready to leave now.

I enjoy hanging out with you, Sheila...

I even thought about him.

I expect all of you to help jimmy with dinner

I fed Liam and put him down a half an hour ago.

I found my stolen car, bitch.

I give really good blowjobs.

I got a meeting with my free lawyer. What did you told me to tell him again?

I got day old chuck, two day old sirloin,

I got into MIT.

I got on my bread mold project,

I got so fed up, that I called the post office

I got sucked in. I bent to your rules.

I got three drunk assholes

I gotta get out of here.

I gotta go to work.

I gotta go, babe. Sit up.

I gotta hit the alibi in ten minutes away.

I guess what really gets me

I had a mailman at home like that, a real seedy dude.

I had to pretend that I was sick.

I had to steal and sell to pay those application fees?

I hate boston. Red sox suck. Okay.

I have a lot of brothers.

I have a proposition.

I have no idea what I'm gonna do today...

I have one last item to show you.

I have pretty developed upper arms for a chick.

I have to let a litany of underachievers know they'd best be advised to cut their losses...

I hope we can start over, because I

I I didn't even know he was seeing anyone.

I I hope you can forgive me, karen.

I I just intuit.

I I was thinking of requesting you, if you're available.

I I'm sorry it's taken me so long to get my meds balanced.

I just realized.

I just said you can't wear it to an office.

I just want the shit out in front of me.

I knew this day would come.

I know I agreed to this, but it doesn't mean it's not hard to say goodbye.

I know I have to let you go.

I know Kev is a big hot stud and you couldn't resist his giant cock penis...

I know what you're thinking. You can tap that.

I know you can hear me, mr. Give me your vote!

I left you a message this morning. You should probably just delete that.

I like the word parched. So if there's not a keg handy...

I live in this city.

I look weak. It's gimp porn, babe.

I love you so much.

I love you so very much.

I may have to spend some more time in, uh, Michigan.

I mean she's 13.

I mean once he's a grown up.

I mean, did he think I wouldn't accept him

I mean, encyclopedia britannica didn't see wikipedia coming.

I mean, especially the good ones.

I mean, have you ever seen one that's uncut?

I mean, I did mean it. Just for that night, though. Not forever, silly.

I mean, look at mickey, marrying some whore he knocked up.

I mean, really? Christ.

I mean, she's got so much on her plate.

I mean, we learned that from last time.

I need sleep.

I need to get to the pool at exactly 9:00 a.M.

I need you to order a couple thousand cups for the Alibi in the morning.

I only convinced her last year that I'm not gay.

I put a bunch away for rent and gas, but there's something I wanna do with the rest.

I read about him online. He cured this woman's ovarian cancer...

I really want one, though.

I really want us to take molly to the beach

I remember the first time I brought you here.

I saw her rootin' around in there like a badger.

I should get back to work.

I shouldn't have started up with you again.

I stayed under for 112 seconds.

I think he deserves the same rights

I think it's dry. Oh, sorry.

I think karen messed you up bad.

I think she ran over Karen.

I thought it was because of the crappy grade

I thought you took a vow of silence.

I told Mrs. Stoltz Jesus didn't want us celebrating his birthday by fucking reading.

I totally almost drowned a slut!

I want a little punk with your pretty eyes

I want my son to get his share of head argument.

I wanted you to be the first to know.

I was able to pull some strings

I was just trying to explain to fiona

I was really curious to interview the kid

I was thinking about some fun things we could do tomorrow together.

I was wondering if you'd seen Jimmy lately?

I was, uh I was a psychology major

I wasn't actually sure you'd ever get this.

I will chop off both your hands, eh?

I will.

I would forgive her for everything,

I wrote a letter to Santa once.

I, uh I gotta go.

I'd be happy to help you find a specialty, let you know when they class up.

I'd just take it home.

I'll be here.

I'll be over there, if you have any questions.

I'll do it when he gets back.

I'll explain later, okay? Fine, explain later.

I'll give you a blowjob for $10

I'll give you a blowjob for $10

I'll send postcards, all right?

I'll talk to you later. Bye.

I'll transfer you now.

I'm a citizen of this country.

I'm a citizen.

I'm a dick.

I'm a pauper, and somehow I got the king's disease.

I'm already here. No, thanks.

I'm doing really, really great

I'm done with school.

I'm exhausted.

I'm gonna chase after you like some bitch?

I'm gonna go with the ambrosia.

I'm guessing she googled good speeches

I'm in. [gunshot]

I'm just not used to being, um, submissive.

I'm just pissed I wasted two years of my life.

I'm locked in the bathroom.

I'm not even thinking about your dick...

I'm not making this shit up. Oh, shit. This is slippery. Whoo.

I'm not mopping up the blood and teeth again. Figure out a way...

I'm not pretty like fiona.

I'm not. Good, then don't.

I'm pretty sure they just don't like you.

I'm proud of you.

I'm really tired of playing this

I'm saying, it's a possibility.

I'm so sorry. Please don't sue me.

I'm sorry that I I took up with your husband,

I'm sorry that I I took up with your husband,

I'm sorry you had to deal with that.

I'm sorry, uh

I'm sure that outfit would have been great

I'm surprised she didn't go with I have a dream.

I'm well. We've noticed that you haven't renewed your order in a while.

I'm with mandy now.

I'm working register two.

I'm, like, there for you, but the one time I need you,

I've already had to fish out two poops.

I've dreamt about your death.

I've got too much of it in me. It's a filtration process.

I've gotten used to it. At least as used to it as a father can...

I've pushed cocktails. That's sales.

I've recently gotten back into gardening.

I've said too much already.

Ian's cock, my dad's mouth

Ian's cock, my dad's mouth

If I do it, the neighbors might recognize me.

If I say okay will you close the fucking door?

If I was working the corner, yeah, but since I'm doing data entry, I better put this on.

If it actually ever happened...

If not, I can get us a four post freestander.