Shameless - Season 4 Edit

A jury is gonna hate you.

A little early to be drinking, isn't it?

A three year probation

Aah! Oh! Ah!

Absorb it?

After all these months, huh?

After your bouncer kicked

Ah, fuck. Mandy!

Alibi got robbed.

All right, fine.

All right, last question, Liam.

All right, listen up.

All right, use a fucking towel.

All right, well, jack me off then.

All right? Just get him the fuck out of the house.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Now let's see.

Almost there.

Amateurs.

And a crystal is a solid

And a good negotiation is when both sides

And a toxicology report

And child endangerment?

And dumpster diving.

And fall in love with somebody else?

And he's not answering my texts.

And how have you been feeling lately?

And I wanted to surprise you.

And I won't be home for dinner.

And I'm finally making it about me!

And I'm so, so sorry.

And I'm suggesting that since this is my client's

And it's time to look at your little critters.

And learn how to run like a dude!

And Mr. Jeffreys, where does the government

And mucous coming out of me for days.

And NA meetings to 100 hours.

And Narcotics Anonymous meetings.

And not get caught?

And now my life is ruined? How is that fair?

And protect your whores.

And since I do not believe justice will be served

And that the state granted her guardianship

And that was you! All fucking you!

And that's how come I'm late for school.

And the hands of the victim,

And the place smells like Snoop Dogg.

And then I have a Dr. Ma appointment.

And this includes you too, Chuckie, so listen up.

And we're gonna get out of here.

And what do you care, huh?

And you called the paramedics.

Anyone get stabbed?

Anything with balls in it is good.

Anything you want.

Are arranged in what kind of pattern?

Are taking up all the room down there.

Are we ever gonna have sex again

Are you fucking kidding me?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

Are you okay?

Are you retarded now?

Aren't you cold?

As in eat it?

As soon as I can.

As such, you will serve three years probation,

As well as 200 hours of both parenting classes

Assignments emailed to me by 5:00 PM this evening.

At this point, all our conversations

Bar got robbed this morning.

Be back lickety split.

Be careful. My papers.

Because he threw bleach on his baby's mama.

Because I told her it was our anniversary

Because you knew where I hid it.

Because you'll get convicted.

Because you're too young.

Before her little critter slipped out too early.

Bible says we have the right to bear arms.

Bitches, that's my fucking money!

Bloated and fat.

Boo hooing about some cocktail slut

Breathe.

Bring me those pictures, okay?

Brother's still gonna be retarded.

Burger King. I got you a Whopper.

But he was still asleep.

But I can't seem to find the other.

But I don't think it's gonna work

But I gotta work tonight.

But I still have to go to jail for three months?

But I was gonna take Liam with me.

But I'm starting to see what all those horny,

But if you're cracking open that Toblerone.

But just you, not them!

But let me get something to look at.

But no jail time?

But the other two look very healthy.

But then why are you breaking up with me?

But what happened with Liam was horrific.

But why'd you cut yourself?

But you were there for me with Liam and Fiona.

By additional jail time for Ms. Gallagher,

Call them.

Calling case S6974356.

Can I take a shit in private, please?

Can we go to trial?

Can you do this?

Can't ice a damaged brain, Gallagher.

Car will be here in under three minutes.

Carl, come here. Get rid of any evidence

Carl, grab his legs.

Catch up or some shit.

Cheerleader, Mensa, vagina meeting or something.

Cocaine baby brother.

Cocaine baby brother.

Coke out for her three year old brother to eat.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here. Come here, peanut.

Come here. Get in my force field.

Come here. Here.

Come hole down over possession,

Come on in for a beer.

Come on in for a beer.

Come on, dad. Come over here.

Come on.

Come on. We're gonna be late.

Comprende?

Considering it's the only money

Could have permanent brain damage.

Could you at least help me get this duct tape off?

Curtis?

DA doesn't want you clogging up the jail

Daddy?

Daddy? What happened?

Damn, baby. You're starting to turn me on.

Debbie, Lip kicked us out.

Did I do good?

Dinner smells good.

Disorder.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Don't bang his leg, Chuckie. Okay.

Don't choke on any gray pubes.

Don't end up there.

Don't know how women say they get horny when they pregnant.

Don't play dumb with me.

Don't think they like me very much.

Don't want to dance, you gotta move on.

Don't you want to keep this family together?

Dorm.

Douche bag, go find your boyfriend.

Dude, I bet he's retarded now from it, huh?

During which time you cannot leave the state of Illinois.

Easy does it, Chuckie.

Enjoy your coffee.

Even now you're just gonna stand there and do nothing?

Every day it's late, I'm docking you a half a grade.

Everything is hairy and gross.

Excuse me!

Excuse me?

Fairy Tail in Boystown.

Feel like they got screwed.

Find me if you want another one.

Fiona almost killed Liam.

Fiona coming down for breakfast?

Fiona used to let us do that when she's working late.

Fiona, I do this every day. I'm telling you.

Fiona?

First offense, and she already has time served,

Five chapters.

Five years.

For hole standing.

For once, you know, make something your problem.

For, like, two seconds,

Frank's passed out up in the bathroom.

Friends?

Friends.

From now on, we trust no one, Paco. No one.

Frozen burger patties look good.

Fuck it.

Fuck you.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck.

Fuck. I think he broke my nose.

Fucking hole standers.

Gallagher.

Gallagher...

Gary broke up with me

Gave his baby brother cocaine.

Get it out! Get it out!

Get the fuck out of here.

Get the fuck out! Close the door.

Get up.

Get you all cleaned up. Okay.

Ghetto chick leaves her drug addict boyfriend's

Give Curtis some money before he calls the cops on you.

Give it to me.

Give me my pipe.

Go clean up. Clean up.

God forbid, you do something meaningful

God.

Going up. Woo hoo hoo!

Good afternoon. Sorry about the wait.

Good boy, Chuckie.

Good news. Come on.

Good thing I didn't hit on him.

Good, good. Thank you.

Good. You're home. You deal with him.

Got any party favors at your place?

Got to stop by Sheila's to water her plants

Grab on. I got you.

Greg Jeffreys on behalf of the state of Illinois.

Gringo, how you gonna get out with all that stuff

Had a little run in with them this morning.

Had to throw a stitch into a patient's cervix

Half a gram in the system.

Hang on a second.

Hang out, like friends do.

Have you made friends with an inanimate object?

Have you submitted at this point?

Having fun?

He did. Got an early release.

He got into my coke.

He helped when Fiona got arrested.

He is too sick to leave the house.

He said he'd think about it.

He shit himself.

He used to work here so I'm pretty sure you have.

He was in pain!

He's shooting heroin now?

He's unconscious.

He's very sick. Worse than ever.

Heard you talk about my little brother, Liam,

Hello? The fuck?

Help help me. Help me sit up.

Her boyfriend dumped her.

Here you go, baby. Here.

Here you go.

Here. Come to me.

Here's your Tang, Liam.

Hey, Amanda's gonna watch you for a few hours.

Hey, buddy, so we need your hat and diapers.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, can I get a ride?

Hey, can you fix Ellie up with someone?

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey.

Hey, hey.

Hey, Liam, do you like clementines?

Hey, man. What's up?

Hey, Professor Sacco. I'm sorry.

Hey, Sammi. Listen.

Hey, um, I could watch Liam for you if you wanted.

Hey, what the fuck?

Hey, what the hell are you doing here?

Hey, what's for dinner?

Hey, where you going?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. How you doing?

Hi, Liam.

Hi, peanut.

Hi, pops. Poppy?

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. What are you doing here?

Hipsters.

Hipsters. Very good.

His brother and kid sister out into the street.

His name is Ian.

Hmm.

Hold on to the side there, okay?

Hold public office, vote.

Holy fuck!

Home sweet home.

How about I give you your next oxy instead, huh?

How about spaghetti and meatballs?

How are you? Huh?

How can you say that? Take it back!

How do I get a job like that? Seriously?

How fucking old are you?

How much older?

How the fuck do you not have a gun?

How very little?

How was the appointment?

How you feeling?

How'd you get in?

How's my fucking day going?

Huey ate Dewey.

Huh?

I am not writing my memoirs.

I asked Mr. Jeffreys

I can negotiate the hell out of this.

I can't go back to jail.

I can't go back to jail.

I can't keep track of every twink

I can't miss an ultrasound.

I can't talk to you like this. Can we go outside?

I could buy a few groceries.

I could give it to you now.

I could lose 30 pounds if you wanted.

I could write a better one than these douche bags.

I couldn't protect my triplet in utero.

I couldn't protect my triplet in utero.

I didn't know you had it in you, boy.

I didn't mean to upset you.

I don't know how to feel about this.

I don't mean in the butt.

I don't think I'm gonna be able

I don't think you guys understand.

I don't want to go to jail at all.

I give up. Who?

I got hair growing everywhere

I got him. You got him?

I got you. I got you.

I gotta go to work.

I gotta go with you.

I gotta take care of something important.

I had a bit of a family crisis.

I have a doctor's appointment anyway.

I have a present for you.

I hope you're sleeping and not in a retarded haze.

I just made myself puke.

I just need you to stall the social worker

I know I can win.

I like 'em fat, vicious, and not too smart.

I looked for him all day yesterday

I love watching those dudes grow,

I mean, we can try again when you're older, but

I need a gun.

I need to go get Chuckie.

I need to talk to Fiona alone.

I said who stole my money.

I should probably date girls my own age.

I should've lied about my age.

I spent the whole day

I suppose we'll manage.

I told you, you're just like the rest of my kids.

I took a cab.

I turned my back,

I understand you've come up with a deal.

I want to go home.

I was getting used to the idea

I was saving it until you got really sick.

I wasn't clear about what happened.

I would never do anything to hurt this face.

I would never do anything to hurt you.

I would never, ever turn against you.

I'll be down to the bar to protect your 7 foot ass

I'll be right there.

I'll blow smoke in their eyes

I'll get it ready, okay?

I'll grab it on my way home.

I'll grab us some dinner while I'm there.

I'll light up any time I want.

I'll look for you later, Curtis.

I'll send you a text picture every 30 minutes.

I'll sign off on her completion

I'm I thought we said we weren't gonna date anymore.

I'm battening down the hatches.

I'm cold. Give me my pipe.

I'm gonna go jack myself off in the bathroom.

I'm gonna need to borrow your truck today.

I'm gonna protect my twins in the real world.

I'm gonna put it where no one dares

I'm guilty.

I'm in pain.

I'm not going out the front.

I'm not gonna bite. Okay?

I'm not the one groping and licking

I'm not the one who let Liam get into a pile of coke.

I'm putting a force field around us now.

I'm Scott. You want to get out of here?

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm submitting your answers.

I'm sure you have some kind of a sorority,

I'ma take a wild stab it was me.

I've got her covered, all right?

I've got to take Fiona to the courthouse for her prelim

I've gotta keep you warm.

Ian!

If he'd agree to three years probation.

If I plead guilty.

If it does, can you please shoot them

If one's not strong enough,

If the social worker makes a surprise visit

If there's no keg?

If you possess a passport, you must surrender it.

In 20 minutes.

In criminal activity.

In Frank's room, all right?

In the child's system

In the fucking face this time?

Indicating the levels of the drug

Intent to sell, and prostitution.

Is everything okay here, Curtis?

Is exactly equal to zero.

Is he dead?

Is it something that I did?

Is Sheila gonna be mad at me?

Is that okay? Yeah? Yeah?

Is that what I think it is?

Is the best high ever?

Isn't this why you're writing your memoirs?

It happens with multiples.

It is our hope, Your Honor,

It smells up here.

It smells.

It was an accident.

It was an accident.

It was claustrophobic.

It was my fault. It was always my fault.

It wasn't Fiona's fault.

It's a bit of a relief, right?

It's good.

It's got pubes on it.

It's Kenyatta's perfume soap shit.

It's lonely, sad.

It's not a ball, it's food. Here.

It's not dangerous.

It's not gonna get robbed twice in a day.

It's not mine! All right?

It's okay, buddy. Go ahead.

It's okay.

It's okay. I got you, I got you.

It's only for a fraction of the time

It's probably the last time you're gonna have it

It's really not that hard.

It's so cold.

Jesus Christ, Ian.

Jesus!

Just give me a gun.

Just want us to get closer

Kids at school said he's retarded.

Leave me alone. From hormones.

Let me just copy yours.

Let's get him in the chair.

Let's get you off these stinky sheets. Time to change them anyway.

Let's see what your score is.

Let's see.

Liam is in the hospital.

Liam.

Liam. He's my kid brother.

Like a lamp or chair?

Limited ti We do not have limited time.

Lip said the social worker's gonna show up unannounced.

Look at this fetus being reabsorbed.

Look, Deb. I really like you.

Look, I promise, I'll never say it again.

Look, I'll take Liam to school today.

Look, you don't want to hang out with me,

Looked it up online.

Looking fine.

Looking for your coked out ass.

Make room for Sammi.

Make sure he drinks the whole thing.

Making spaghetti and meatballs.

Maria Vidal on behalf of Fiona Gallagher,

Maria Vidal on behalf of Fiona Gallagher,

Meet Mongo and Loid.

Might have to serve a little time though.

Miss vidal, I urge you and the ADA

Mm, not exactly. But yes.

Mm, you could tell him your dog got sick.

Mm. Know thyself.

Morning sex keeps you regular.

Morning.

Morning.

Mr. Jeffreys, I will be reducing

Mr. Jeffreys, what evidence

Ms. Gallagher, at your arraignment,

Ms. Gallagher, I want to make sure

Ms. Vidal, Mr

Mwah.

My babies, my money

My dick is like three times bigger than this gun.

My father did what he always did.

My lawyer's gonna try to get me probation

My mom got away scot free. I got a whupping.

My parents send me this care package crap once a week.

My soap doesn't have pubes on it.

Need to be privileged.

Never had to pay for that shit before.

Never saw him before.

No constipation?

No idea what you're talking about.

No jail.

No one cares about you.

No one's taking any more shit from me.

No promises. But it is possible.

No shit?

No, but hurry up, man. Apurate.

No, doc says it happens all the time with multiples.

No, I don't want to

No, I'm not having fun.

No, I'm not in the mood.

No, I'm not.

No, it's my money with 30% going to you.

No, it's too expensive. All right?

No, me either.

No, no. No, no, no.

No, not who stole it, like, guess who stole it.

No, please don't answer.

No, thanks. Come on.

No, that Gary broke up with me.

No, unfortunately not.

No, we cannot work if it's dangerous.

No!

No! I need a nap.

No.

No.

No. I'm too bloated and constipated.

No. Just connected.

No. Yes.

Nobody saw Liam. You know that, right?

Nope, just Mother Nature's way

Nope. Not ready to punch my ticket yet.

Nope. Told me where you kept the spare key.

Not a keg of beer, asshole! The keg with the money in it!

Not everyone's a thug.

Not my fucking problem.

Not to let you light up in the house anymore.

Nothing goes in your mouth

Nothing you can make with what's in Matty's kitchen.

Nothing, Deb. You're perfect.

Nothing's ever your problem.

Now listen, everybody, remember

Now where are you?

Now why don't you just tell Frank to lay off the weed?

Now you.

Now you're thinking.

Now you're trying to play big sis?

Now, dad, let's get you washed up, huh?

Now, from our earlier discussions,

Now, I know you know where he is, dick breath.

Now...

Of child endangerment and possession,

Of course I know how to use it.

Of course, this is all about you.

Of five years in state prison.

Of having four babies.

Of her five siblings last year.

Of selecting out the weaker baby.

Of that part of the plea bargain.

Oh, come on.

Oh, come on. What are you doing?

Oh, fuck them. He's not retarded.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh, guess. Frank, stop smoking weed!

Oh, my God, oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. What's that smell?

Oh, no, I still got them.

Oh, oh, my goodness. I'm sorry.

Oh, pops, Debbie and Lip asked me

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. No. Dr. Ma?

Oh, that's a good idea.

Oh, that's my ride.

Oh, well, we're down to two babies.

Oh, you're Matt? The Matt?

Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh. Feels good.

Oh. I can't help it.

Oh. Please, honey.

Oh. What, are you mad at me now?

Oh. Yes, finally.

Oh. You like 'em skinny.

Okay wait, wait!

Okay, 'cause it's never about me

Okay, all right.

Okay, Debbie. We need to talk.

Okay, let's power through, come on.

Okay, okay. Come on, come on.

Okay, take the trash out,

Okay, why would she do that?

Okay? I take it back.

Okay? Just hang on.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Fine. I'm dressed.

Okay. Good job, fellas.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Here, take, here.

Okay. Then let's go back to my place.

On the bus this morning.

On underage boys, am I?

On Your Honor's preliminary hearing calendar,

Once a week.

One of my babies is gone?

One, two, three!

One, two, three!

Ooh. We do now.

Or administer any controlled substance.

Or bloating or mucous?

Or I could go to trial.

Or that you got molested.

Or they're gonna put Liam into foster care.

Or this case gumming up the system,

Ow!

Ow!

Ow! Fuck! Ow!

Ow.

People will pay go money for my knowledge.

Please tell me that I love him, okay?

Please, I I I take it back.

Pops?

Pregnant women were talking about.

Probably a bad time to tell her the place got robbed, huh?

Probably if I was there longer.

Put this on top of the dumpster.

Relax, shaft. I'm leaving.

Retarded little Gallagher. Cocaine baby brother.

Said I should've been keeping her in line.

Schmuck.

School.

School.

See you later, gringo.

Sent me a six month 'script. Never knew it wasn't for me.

Seriously, take anything you want.

Serve 90 days in the state penitentiary.

She unlocked my apartment for you?

She's not up yet.

She's out of town.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Simply stated is

Since we have limited time.

Since we have two extra mouths to feed.

Since when did you guys get back together?

Since when? You're never hairy.

Since you just saw me speaking,

Smells good.

Smoking a coke laced bowl of weed

So go find him.

So go find him.

So how long are you in prison if, ah, if you lose?

So how's your day going so far?

So I cut myself.

So I need you to do it too?

So I told my dad that I needed Accutane.

So I'm being kind of protective of him right now. Right?

So my mom and his mom got into this huge fight.

So she dragged me to his house this morning.

So that makes me almost 25.

So what, I'm supposed to drop out of school

So what?

So who stole it?

So why don't you buy yourself a drink

So you're gonna tell me, or I'm gonna shut this

So, I had my prelim hearing.

Some army MPs came by looking for you.

Some busboy she brought home from the restaurant.

Some pretty serious shit at home.

Something wrong?

Sometimes they hide.

Son of a fucking bitch!

Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry.

Sort of.

Sort your shit out.

Speak fucking English!

State of Illinois versus Fiona Gallagher.

Stay here is to take care of Frank.

Steven Seagal here let somebody steal our cash.

Still at home, taking care of the kids.

Still trying to figure out what to call you.

Sucks for you.

Take Liam upstairs.

Take your time.

Taking them away from real criminal cases.

Talk to you later.

Tell me where you've been all this time.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. Appreciate it.

That Gallagher kid's sister

That I'm pulling in these days, yeah.

That means get the fuck up. It's my turn.

That means you'll have a criminal record.

That narcissistic asshole our whole lives.

That she only do 30 days.

That should do it.

That the court will take into consideration

That this is my client's first offense,

That was fun.

That we knew of.

That when the social worker does show up...

That you cut yourself?

That'll make him come back.

That's a good one.

That's because Huey, Dewey, and Louie

That's fine.

That's hilarious.

That's my money, bitches!

That's my money!

That's not so bad, is it?

That's right, and from now on,

That's what's going on.

The bathroom line took forever.

The cocaine removed from the face

The cocktail napkins?

The entropy of a perfect crystal at absolute zero...

The fuck does a squirrel have to do with waffles anyway?

The one time a guy dumped me,

The others sometimes absorb it.

The police report from the arresting officer,

The smell did it, huh?

The state is willing to offer Ms. Gallagher

The state would also recommend that Ms. Gallagher

The super.

The third law of thermodynamics

The White Swallow, in Boystown.

The worst part was not knowing if I'd see you guys again.

Then how do you plead to possession

Then the cops came.

There we go.

There we go.

There we go.