Superstore (2015) - Season 6 Edit

A "pick my brain" type thing.

A "sorry, wrong number" text.

A "you break it, you bought it" situation?

A branzino every day for a week?

A couple months ago.

A couple of pieces that would be perfect for you.

A different size? Trying to get her into

A duffel bag filled with eight severed human feet

A few more good years left in me.

A few usable brain cells rattling around.

A free hot dog as an apology?

A little less than 100% competent.

A lot of men are scared to say things like that,

A lot of plans hinging on that rug

A lot of retired people like that.

A misogynistic belief system that women are sex objects

A mug painting station?

A raccoon's nest looking for cookies

A Reese's Peanut Butter Cup for an hour.

A resignation letter prewritten for you.

A virus is a bug, Sandra.

A white dude follows me through the parking lot

Aah! God! Fudge!

Aah! Ha! Dead! Ha!

About being relentlessly exposed to this virus

About being splashed with "pee pee water."

About boobs I mean, if that's okay with the group.

About conspiracy theories.

About gender and sexuality.

About how Zephra is trying to control our minds.

About murdering their girlfriends.

About our future,

About our new MERV 13 filters?

About our work arrangement.

About racism. Seriously.

About Sarah's face?

About somebody since Amy.

About tahini in no time.

About that evening. Glenn,

About the boundaries that you and Brian set up.

About the future of your relationship,

About their own health and safety.

About this big move across the country,

About this email you sent. Really?

About this kind of stuff.

About wanting to get injured here,

About whatever was said in this room, okay?

Absolutely no personal talk on the floor.

Accidents happen, you know?

Actively anti racist policies as well.

Actually, I don't have anything to tell you.

Actually, that's not a COVID thing.

Affects our daily lives.

After attending a spring break party on the lake.

After the $5 coupon we got

After they drove my family hardware store

After you've answered a question.

Afterwards, you can call her an Uber,

Ah, yeah, key to the racist lock.

Aha!

Ahh. Here.

All Black people have it worse than white people.

All due respect, Mr. Dinkins

All FaceTime our fat friends anytime we wanted?

All hangin' and bangin'

All I can say is wow,

All iday!

All over Emma's quinceañera?

All rich people pay their immigrants.

All right, everybody, great performances,

All right, here's what I want

All right, I'll send you the link and you can jump on.

All right, let's empty these boxes.

All right, let's talk this out.

All right, Sandra, joke's over.

All right, soft hands. Get goin'.

All right, that's our time! This was good.

All right.

All right.

All right. Enjoy the apocalypse

All right. So good luck!

All right. Time to shine.

All thanks to Mateo.

All the best stuff settles down at the bottom.

All the chairs are gonna be six feet apart

All the employees agree to the terms of service

All the holidays.

All the times that you hurt my feelings.

All the way out here if it was just about sales.

All the white kids came up with a chant

All told, we should get an answer in, you know...

All year round 'cause he's worried

All you [bleep] haters can suck it!

All your days felt the same, and you felt trapped.

All: [gasp] Jesus, Amy! Again?

All: [gasping] What? No!

All: No!

All: Oh!

All: What? Wow.

Almost as though the scrubber is an extension of your arms.

Almost forgot my safety belt.

Also never cared or thought about it.

Also there's an F on the pallet here.

Also, I texted Eric, and he told his work,

Also, I'm on a journey of growth and maturity,

Also, this policy is retroactive to 20 minutes ago,

Also, we only have eight walkies,

Also, we're out of cleaning spray.

Also, Zephra wants to reiterate

Although if you're gonna live at an ex's place,

Although part of me feels like you probably

Although there really shouldn't be a stigma

Although, credit should really go to Cheyenne

Although...

Always asking probing questions.

Am I frozen? Garrett!

Am I gonna get hepatitis?

Am I hard on myself?

Am I right?

America rules.

Amy is heading out with Parker and Emma now,

Amy might have abandoned us a little, but we're fine!

Amy Sosa here. [nervous chuckle]

Amy Sosa.

Amy Sosa's office.

Amy wants me to ship some of her wall art.

Amy, it was sad when you left.

Amy, you've done so much for me.

Amy's cousin's ex is following

An invasion of privacy.

An old man shook his cane at me

An order just came in for Ron and Connie Sosa.

And

And and and let you know how it goes.

And and all we want is to keep doing that.

And and, yes, of course it's gonna be difficult to adapt,

And and...

And a bunch of ours got busted

And a complete set of shot glasses?

And a dumpster full of glass

And a friend.

And a list of snacks

And a sexual secondary.

And all my texts they discovered

And already, I'm upsetting everyone.

And also I don't totally understand

And also, we have a new district manager,

And America doesn't want either of us to work anymore.

And Amy's gonna coordinate from the back

And Amy's gonna do everything she can

And an awful mother!

And an endless stream of customers?

And at checkout,

And back running this store.

And be done with it.

And before that, I worked at the tollbooth.

And being here with you is...

And believe me, he lives up to it.

And besides, you know, the more I talk,

And borrow overstock from the Quincy branch.

And by specific do you mean anatomically?

And can't in good conscious call it a match.

And cardboard aliens.

And claim it as our own.

And Cloud 9 undersold us and put us out of business,

And crush her

And danced with their entrails six years ago?

And did they ever

And didn't survive

And do your laundry.

And dump it.

And even if I was flirting with her, who cares?

And eventually, I figured it out.

And every zone captain should have a walkie talkie.

And everybody had a year.

And everybody's acting like they're Jordan

And explain our situation how, on paper, you know,

And feed their grandchildren.

And find their styles

And finding something special,

And fish 'em out of our dumpster.

And for all the other little guys

And for murder alibis.

And for the white employees,

And for whatever reason,

And forget about the little guy?

And get back to work. Okay, okay.

And getting through this shift

And given the crazy circumstances,

And goes, "You got a receipt for that?

And got herself zapped.

And Hannah's here.

And have truly no idea what to take from that story.

And he attached a dong pic.

And he crashed into an endcap,

And he had no body.

And he has such a big heart and he's a good person and...

And he hasn't called me in like five weeks!

And he sends everyone his biggest, warmest hug.

And he texted me,

And he would like me to open up the condom case.

And he's doing it for the right reasons.

And he's handling it on the street.

And her video must have frozen a hundred times.

And here's the guy we have to thank.

And his health is, like, so bad.

And his knee, like, popped through his skin.

And hitting that salad bar, soups,

And honestly, he lives for this stuff.

And honestly, I don't know anyone

And honestly, I find it a little odd

And how crazy it is over there right now.

And how we need to stop pretending

And I already told you, nothing happened.

And I bet the answer's good, not, like, child labor.

And I came across this article, "The Truth About Zephra."

And I can't make up my mind.

And I deserve one who will shout it from the rooftops.

And I didn't mention it

And I dive out of the way.

And I do have an update on the breadsticks.

And I do have good ideas.

And I don't care!

And I don't even like wings. I ordered the caprese salad.

And I don't need to flaunt my relationship

And I don't think we'd be talking about marriage

And I don't wanna Yeah.

And I enjoy visiting my stores.

And I feel horrible.

And I figured, you know, yeah,

And I got you something.

And I have to do stuff with my feet.

And I have to go do other stuff too.

And I haven't even been able to meet my fat baby nephew yet.

And I heard him tell his meth dealer

And I just feel like this move is pushing us down this path,

And I just have to say,

And I just hear my own blood.

And I just wanna give them, like,

And I knew that.

And I know who's boned who and who can't work together.

And I know you won't give them anything

And I literally had to excuse myself.

And I love it.

And I may have suggested that you were...

And I mean, he was barely kidnapped.

And I need four backups.

And I promised Jerusha that, if this should happen,

And I realize that killing golf

And I realized, "Whoa.

And I should have respected that.

And I think I deserve a little more than just see how it goes.

And I think I see my bus driver lurking over our bed.

And I think it's gotten worse.

And I think people are really responding to that.

And I think we'll pretty much be all done!

And I thought you took it, and I just, like

And I wanna apply for the floor supervisor job.

And I want to know how long the sandwich should be.

And I was curious to see if she took the kids, that's all.

And I was just... embarrassing myself.

And I was like, "Nah, girl, that is narsty."

And I was thinking about selling them here.

And I was up all night last night thinking about it.

And I wasn't gonna wait three to five weeks

And I went to Cabo with my mom,

And I will disinfect this again.

And I wish there was something I could do

And I won't be able to say no.

And I would take care of them,

And I...

And I'll go see if they're ready for you.

And I'll take the Jonah Amy one?

And I'm "Glenn's assistant."

And I'm clearly not moving up,

And I'm glad I got to know you.

And I'm gonna lick everybody's bread.

And I'm gonna miss it all. Okay.

And I'm gonna tie up some loose ends,

And I'm just like, "Whoa,"

And I'm like, "Not today, shelf."

And I'm not a big fan of the Zoom sex.

And I'm not gonna screw that up.

And I'm producing an obscene amount of urine.

And I'm ready to accept your apology.

And I'm sorry, but that's a little more important to me

And I'm sorry, I'm in a rush.

And I'm still trying to keep my stress level down.

And I'm the only white one, and everyone else is Korean.

And I've been tonguing it like crazy.

And if he loses this like he lost Amy,

And if he's not willing

And if I lose,

And if it ever gets brought up,

And if she asks,

And if there are any borderline calls,

And if you choose Jonah over Cheyenne

And if you could text me Trinity's number,

And if you heard something, it definitely wasn't from me

And if, by some chance, Dina doesn't see that anymore,

And in a warm, dry climate, you can rock mocs year round

And influencer underwear ladies.

And isolate until you can get tested.

And it hurts. Okay.

And it is messed.

And it is tougher than I thought it would be.

And it just doesn't really reflect my opinions.

And it looks like I don't have anything smaller than a 20.

And it looks like you're in a good place too now

And it made me think...

And it really helped turn her life around.

And it says we can say "heavenly day" again.

And it sucked.

And it totally changed their minds.

And it was hideous.

And it worked like a charm.

And it would kind of explain

And it's all very boring. That is so gross.

And it's being taken care of.

And it's driving me crazy

And it's just a little overwhelming.

And it's not like we're stealing.

And it's the best thing that's ever happened to me.

And Jay's gonna be listening to his iPod,

And Jerry tried, but he's so sexually specific.

And Jonah.

And kind of go, "'Sup?"

And left it on a hot driveway.

And let Cloud 9 know about your experience.

And let's just say,

And live together.

And made it what it is today.

And made me show my penis to the world.

And made out with my best friend, Randy,

And make dinner.

And make Glenn sound like he's, you know,

And maybe some of the earnings spike

And me with my Hot Pockets Amy.

And most are negative! Some people were into it.

And my life is so much better than it was...

And my mom is gonna want it early, like 5:00 ish.

And next mystery scent is all yours.

And no jalapeño.

And no sparkly makeup.

And no stargazing unless it's for navigational purposes.

And no, but seriously, and we've got somebody

And nobody told me about it? I'm offended.

And none of that annoying relationship stuff?

And not not duh like you're so obviously a lesbian.

And not even that little. Well, thanks.

And not just a member of an improv troupe!

And not just hooking up?

And not something from an animal.

And now Biscuit's around for eternity,

And now everybody's talking about forever...

And now here we are, 17 years later,

And now I'm stressed,

And now she's going after Glenn.

And now that you're moving away,

And now we're gonna go work with other people.

And now you're gonna be together forever

And now you're useless, but But?

And once you build a billion dollar company,

And once you have a shirt on, there's no way to change it.

And once you receive your items,

And only when I tell you to do it.

And our debut albums came out the same year.

And our new floor supervisor

And our skills shouldn't be wasted.

And our strong sense of community.

And pretend not to notice when people return used swimsuits.

And probably you're right, and we should just get married.

And put her in her car.

And put them into one person.

And putting you on a special assignment.

And review the private messages on the employee app.

And said no.

And Sandra would be there for any of us

And send it back to Sayid.

And separate the boxes before you shelf them.

And set up a proxy server,

And she cut up all my masks.

And she doesn't even need the wig because

And she said Eugene could do his deposition

And she'll do whatever we ask of her

And she's a redhead, so safe bet is,

And she's dating a very cute boy named Braydon.

And shot glasses. I meant, like,

And slip it on to a tapered candle

And so

And so do I..

And so I'm sending her home.

And so if you're gonna be putting it on the sandwich,

And so people will try to fill them

And so we decided to break up.

And some of them are very physically bloated as well.

And starts to fight back? Ooh.

And strong people, who make them eat it.

And stunk up the place.

And surprise everybody.

And tell us how much milk used to cost.

And text your friends and read those celebrity magazines.

And thank you for coming,

And that people should just go buck!

And that the only secret I think they're keeping

And that was the wrong thing to do.

And that was, like, all new Zephra products,

And that's a great thing

And that's still gonna be the case, but...

And the blow up angels.

And the café and pharmacy are complete flipped.

And the employee went above and beyond to solve it.

And the ring Emma has a drug problem

And the VHS box set of "Sweet Valley High."

And their customers are so pleasant to look at.

And then an ad agency for six weeks.

And then an ad agency for six weeks.

And then boom! Six severed feet!

And then do you know who's gonna be in charge of you guys?

And then end up saying more.

And then he had the big breakup on top of it.

And then her diamond necklace got stolen,

And then immediately sell our ass meat.

And then it comes out later

And then join her in that amount of time.

And then let the good times roll.

And then my cellmate is gonna ask to borrow my comb,

And then take those video clips

And then they refused to work the same shifts together.

And then this whole thing is over, okay?

And then to get you back, I made six branzinos

And then we didn't even get Christmas.

And then we'll just see how it goes?

And then you just texted me and told me

And then you'd be like, "And I know you were

And then, all of a sudden,

And then, all of a sudden, the whole shelf falls.

And then, he'd play while I got down on one knee

And then, he'll send it to the diversity liaison.

And then, like, the cheese puts it all together.

And then, one bad safety report, and he's out.

And then, she's gonna have to send it on to her VP.

And then, the sauce.

And then, we'll see where we land.

And then, we're never gonna work in retail again."

And then, we're never gonna work in retail again."

And then, yeah, I don't know. I don't know.

And then... he took a poo in the backseat

And there aren't even any demands.

And there's a lot of things for us to go over with you,

And they did this segment on "Heroes in Your Neighborhood."

And they don't do roof repair.

And they got the skylight and the fresh cut flowers,

And they made some leaps.

And they made us pose with them.

And they said that's a good thing.

And they said you can take her out there.

And they turn it into a diamond.

And they'd stop us and say, "You guys are the most

And they'll feel like kings.

And they'll forget that we promised them a big wedding.

And they're already designed to get sun,

And they're not half naked.

And they're ready to fly me out.

And they're still ironing out the details,

And this guy Darius that he used to freestyle rap with.

And this is Cheyenne Taylor Lee.

And this is the first time I've gotten to use it.

And this place is gonna turn into Woodstock.

And to be fair, you did stop as soon as you got aroused.

And Tony's having a lot of trouble with pacing.

And Tony's like, "Oh, brother."

And two tasks.

And using public restrooms keeps me grounded.

And wanna depose me?

And warmed up that cottage cheese for you.

And watch your fingers. I just had these sharpened.

And watching church on Facebook Live!

And we already have, like, 10 camping chairs,

And we are celebrating.

And we are here to shut it down.

And we could throw some flowers at her

And we didn't hear about it in the news?

And we don't do anything for Juneteenth?

And we get a little too close to the edge...

And we have to be there for each other,

And we have to wrap it up

And we just have to keep Jeff from seeing this,

And we thought of you

And we want you to come.

And we work down the street from Applebee's.

And we'd be like, "Oh, my God. Are you Michael Bublé?"

And we're gonna have a bunch of hand sanitizer.

And we've been kind of DMing.

And what if it doesn't work out?

And win a prize.

And wins the game.

And with you, I'm mostly interested in your ability

And wore a gray sweater with a llama on it.

And would like to offer you a free hot dog...

And yelling at them about masturbation.

And yet here we are.

And yet the 1% and whatnots.

And you all look the same to me

And you and me and us in California!

And you are welcome back any time.

And you can just be... the weirdo

And you can take it from here.

And you can't remember what the song is.

And you don't even know it?

And you don't have the best hair in the store anymore

And you get discounts at movie theaters, so...

And you got your first rejection out of the way.

And you guys can get back

And you have me making a whole list and doing a TED Talk?

And you have to close for a year?

And you haven't even said hi to me.

And you just drive it once.

And you know what, Eric?

And you like sour cream and onion?

And you probably want to go somewhere fancy,

And you'll both get a cup of coffee on me.

And you're just thrown back here like you're nothing.

And you're like, well, maybe.

And you're off to some fancy corporate job.

And you've gotta get it closer

And your hands all nice and small.

And Zephra's already filled most of the openings.

And Zephra's in California.

And, Amy, you were right.

And, boy, do I buckle up for the thing.

And, I don't know, something has to change.

And, like, cool without even trying.

And, like, kinda lingered, but I guess that doesn't count.

And, like, put them next to each other.

And, no, they're focused on

And, um, please don't do that.

And, yes, Parker is still frail and practically translucent.

And, you know and then sort of smush it back together,

And, you know, everybody's getting horned up.

And, you know, everything being hell,

And, you know, just imagining them

And...

Any ideas?

Any of the carefully thought out policies

Any other pro tips, let me know.

Any purchase that you make here.

Any recommendations?

Anyway, congrats!

Anyway, congrats. You're awesome.

Anyway, Dina, don't worry about it.

Anyway, hey, don't let my wife know I spoiled my dinner.

Anyway, hey, team. Good to be back!

Anyway, I got you the very last one.

Anyway, I'm gonna try

Anyway, if there are no further questions,

Anyway, so you're really not with Garrett?

Anyway, the point is I'm just so sorry.

Anyway, we're still 900 short

Anyway, what happened yesterday didn't mean anything.

Anyway...

Anyways, you need something, let me know.

Apparently, my door got jammed.

Are actually gaining some momentum.

Are actually making a difference.

Are gonna take care of everything.

Are moving to Cali?

Are the employees,

Are they having issues? Wait, is she into you?

Are you closing the

Are you doing it now?

Are you enjoying them and feeling appreciated?

Are you hiding back here?

Are you kidding me?

Are you mad at me? Did you find out

Are you not coming because of Cheyenne?

Are you serious? Well, I wanna know everything.

Are you seriously trying to return that right now?

Are you stalking Amy?

Are you sure you wanna go with two?

Around this stuff, but you guys have fun.

As an employee

As an ideal dumping ground?

As his entire body does the bobbling.

As long as it's over 60% alcohol,

As long as whatever we're doing ends in sex,

As long as you need.

As many of you know, today is my last day.

As one of the survivors.

As quiet burps while we're driving.

As that teenager that started working here part time,

As to the personal lives of Zephra executives.

As well as every rolling cart, door knob, bathroom door,

At a certain frequency

At Cloud 9 corporate, you know, about them making us

At corporate when Zephra took over.

At her birthday party,

At her cushy desk job,

At least I was, like, chosen to do this.

At least we don't lose Jonah

At some understaffed animal sanctuaries,

At such affordable prices,

At the end of the shift. Bo and I have had to

At the gas pump.

At the perfect moment, like June 12, 2018

At the Quincy store?

At the Rainforest Café.

At the scores and the comments,

At your wedding?

Attention Cloud 9 employees, this is your manager.

Attention, all Cloud 9 employees in all departments.

Aurora borealis. The colors just dance.

Avoiding large groups.

Aw, shoot.

Aye oh!

Back in here by doing something

Back in the blue.

Back to being platonic friends.

Back to corporate, are you?

Back to you, Skip.

Bananas sit on that truck five minutes too long,

Based on things we can actually do.

Be her last impression of the store.

Be mean. Start pointless arguments.

Beat it!

Because a customer ate and pooped out a whole salami

Because after church and the bus,

Because apparently, now everyone gets pizza.

Because clearly you don't care about me at all.

Because Glenn has been doing it all day, all year.

Because he cares about you, and that should be enough."

Because he's actually perfect.

Because I am saving for a Roomba.

Because I didn't wanna deal with moving right now,

Because I didn't want any of this, okay?

Because I don't have repressed feeling.

Because I don't know the size of Doreen's ring finger.

Because I don't want to make this about me

Because I don't watch nerd movies, but congrats.

Because I hate sour cream and onion.

Because I have to jump on another call.

Because I just have this one,

Because I recorded your little confession

Because I think football is barbaric.

Because I trust that you made it safe.

Because I wanna help you too.

Because I want to. Not you, me.

Because I would be [bleep] awesome.

Because I'll be using it. [exhales deeply]

Because I'm a racist,

Because I'm an adult and that would be weird.

Because I'm pretty sure nobody told the pandemic that.

Because I'm the one proposing, not Garrett.

Because I've somehow hacked into my home screen.

Because it doesn't directly affect our lives.

Because it made me a better person.

Because it was just a scratch!

Because most of my Black friends are bald.

Because my whole face has gone numb

Because now that all concerts are shut down,

Because of all this damn packaging.

Because of COVID, so Cloud 9 is trying to lure customers

Because of his sciatica? Is that a real thing,

Because of my views on the Greeks?

Because of science. Ugh.

Because of what they're making us say and do.

Because of you.

Because of you.

Because one should never have a fun, cool attitude

Because she totally got one, right?

Because she used a screwdriver, right?

Because she views you as a father figure

Because she's married to Bo and they live in that filthy house?

Because she's willing to go by Jill.

Because that means we don't have to go crazy.

Because that's Jonah's special night.

Because that's what you were hired to do.

Because the ducklings were having a tea party,

Because the raccoons finally claimed the warehouse.

Because there's a huge pile of garbage at that table.

Because they wanna feel like nobody's the bad guy,

Because they wouldn't want you to be aware that

Because we deserved one today.

Because we're no longer gonna entertain

Because we're not 12 year olds at archery camp.

Because you all have had the exact same amount of training

Because you asked me to move out with you.

Because you come up to a narrow space with a cart,

Because you have a gambling addiction.

Because you have a skill

Because you missed the Christmas party so much.

Because you're a criminal

Because you're Black. Wait till you hear this.

Because you're gonna have to translate for me.

Because you're in love with him."

Because you're so bad with names.

Because, bottom of my heart,

Because, let me tell you something,

Because, you know, it's a very big commitment.

Become stronger when people feel shamed or marginalized.

Been a while since I've been single and these arenew jeans

Before I had to deal with it,

Before my mom started sending me photos

Before the cacciatore prep starts.

Before the doors close for good.

Before the real work can begin.

Before this thing becomes sentient

Before we decide if it's... good.

Before we sanitize our stations.

Before we turn this into a full on crime scene,

Before Zephra shuts them all down.

Before, when we were talking about love,

Ben & Jerry.

Besides Jerry and Tony.

Besides, I've had this new nozzle for years,

Better luck next time, bridge.

Between Garrett and that woman?

Between us,

Big texture guy.

Biscuit is still...

Biscuit took her last breath.

Biscuit!

Bo and I always help each other if we're high

Bo and I have a deeper connection

Bo tried to cut out our own skylight,

Bo's friends are just being lunatics.

Bo's really into science right now.

Boobs are not even the first thing that I notice.

Boom.

Boop!

Both Jonah and Cheyenne wanna be floor supervisor.

Both of them feel good to do.

Brian and I back to being a traditional one on one.

Brian just brings that Kilimanjaro energy.

Brian, here's the deal.

Brian's got a pug eyeball reinsertion at 3:00.

Bring a camping chair and a blanket.

Browse around the store for a little bit?

Buddy, we can still hang out even when I go to my new job.

Buh bye.

Buh bye.

Bullet time my way all the way through,

But but not with me.

But "Lost" did get pretty weird at the end.

But a customer just bought us some beer,

But a pack from grocery.

But also Missouri state law.

But also not wrong, so...

But also, how has it only been a year?

But also, some of you are not,