Superstore - Season 1 Edit

A beige Toyota Camry driven by a white guy named Matthew?

A big, swinging wiener.

A bunch of people sweating in a field

A DIY element does add a certain personal touch to it.

A DIY element does add a certain personal touch to it.

A few other things for me, please?

A good one...

A Guide to Injuries on the Job."

A huge after market for used sex dolls.

A little bit better.

A little bit.

A little more along the lines of my grandmother's.

A little rap on the knuckles from a big, swinging wiener.

A little too seriously all of a sudden.

A lot of fun stuff in there...

A lot of people have been suggesting it should be me.

A man died here today.

A pizza party.

A psychopath doesn't have a conscience.

A reporter doesn't care about how you look.

A series of curveballs.

A sociopath knows what he's doing is wrong

A suggestion for my replacement,

Aah, parents.

Aah!

Abortion, abortion, abortion, abortion!

Abortion! Abortion!

About all that mannequin stuff, sorry.

About before...

About how expensive and scary it is to have a baby.

About not doing something that I might regret,

About that walkout.

About the hydrochlorothiazide?

About the ******* bird? You know what? Never mind.

About the way I handled everything.

About what happened.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely.

Accentuate your silhouette.

Access to a company car...

According to his license, he was 87.

Actually, I think it's the opposite of selfish.

Actually, it just says, "watching kids."

Actually, let's go with the Vilano.

Actually, the lights are controlled by corporate.

Actually, the lights are controlled by corporate.

Actually, those aren't points.

Against them if they're not white.

Ageism is just as racist as racism.

Ah, no thanks, Sal.

Ah, no. Yes.

Ah, thanks.

Ah, these are all Juan S's.

Ah, yeah.

Ah, you... whatever you think is fair.

Ah!

Ah! Ah, what'd I tell you?

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Alas, it is discouraged.

All aboard! Next stop, Ellis Island.

All associates working the morning shift,

All electronics are supposed to be 25% off,

All in service of the bottom line.

All kinds of great ideas just like that one.

All of his brilliant ideas were inside his mouth,

All over the sign.

All right, calm down.

All right, campers, listen up.

All right, Cheyenne.

All right, everybody, up on your feet.

All right, I guess I'll spend the difference on lotto tickets,

All right, I'll help you with the stupid party.

All right, ma'am. I cannot stress this enough.

All right, now, when you check out,

All right, peace out, St. Louis.

All right, uh, just, uh, you know, breathe.

All right, um, why don't we just all.

All right, yeah.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. I got to get going.

All right. Punctuality.

All right. That's nice.

All right. Um, hi.

All the college classes in the world.

All the colors of the cloud.

All the doors lock?

All the proceeds go to the La Benevolencia Orphanage

All: Oh!

All: Whoa!

Almost forgot my taser.

Also cover Makeup.

Also from the lower yogurts.

Also, I do modeling,

Also, my truck has a rather unique odor,

Although, realistically, what are my chances of winning twice?

Always show up on time, don't steal,

Am I the only one that thinks it's weird

Amen!

American citizen. Nice.

Amped up, sorry.

Amy is busy.

Amy, but I'm just trying to sell salsa.

Amy, can I see you for a minute?

Amy, come have a look out the window with me.

Amy, come look out this window with me.

Amy, could you stick around for a second?

Amy, forget it, okay? This clearly isn't working.

Amy, wait!

Amy, what are you doing here?

Amy, you're a leader,

Amy, you've got a good butt.

Amy! Are you leaving or just peeing?

Amy.

Amy.

Amy...

An amazing person, and your friendship means so much.

An assistant manager someday.

And a boxer primed brass jacket.

And a boxer primed brass jacket.

And a Minions night light

And a quote saying how great it is to work here.

And accidentally, you kick the baby in the face.

And an enthusiastic "Howdy do!"

And architects.

And being annoyed.

And blamed it on a Chinese.

And decide tomorrow?

And demeaning yourself.

And didn't go for what I wanted.

And drive and drive, drive.

And early meeting this morning?

And Fourth of July,

And get the other employees to donate?

And God grants us another miracle.

And have a baller ass life.

And he told me to tell you to tell your mom

And here's Myrtle, carrying a bicycle tire.

And I already clocked out for you,

And I already lactate as a side effect

And I am one of those people.

And I am... I am excited to be here.

And I can't stress enough, money is no object.

And I don't know if you...

And I had to go work and I had all these responsibilities?

And I hate Regional Manager Dicky Larson,

And I have "Hoosiers" on Blu ray.

And I haven't seen you in a couple hours,

And I just hope you and I can...

And I know that

And I know the job might be tough,

And I organized it by style, color, size,

And I put up the Halloween inventory,

And I really love the world of this rap.

And I still look really cute?

And I think being with him is a way of me punishing myself.

And I think each and every one of us has regrets.

And I told her that I wasn't comfortable

And I want to hear about them.

And I was wondering if maybe we could get her

And I won't watch him give up who he is,

And I would like to play it...

And I'd hate to keep people late

And I'd say, "I think so."

And I'll be like, "Nah, I was here the whole time."

And I'm almost positive that was written down wrong.

And I'm gonna bring this stuff out to you.

And I'm here to make something of myself.

And I'm in the men's room.

And I'm locked out of Candy Crush.

And I'm not getting any younger.

And I'm not gonna make up fake charities.

And I've been having a tough time saying it,

And I've roped in your manager, Glenn, here to help me out.

And if you do decide that adoption

And if you saw the charts that he showed me...

And in pharmacy, get yourself a flu shot,

And it could be false labor.

And it just keeps coming.

And it looked like real Jonah

And it was good...

And it would've sucked to just sit there and watch.

And it's about that time.

And it's all held together by a mucus plug,

And it's half the price.

And it's making me uncomfortable.

And it's not just me, it's for my baby!

And it's starting to get a little weird.

And keep in a safe place."

And leave the job at the door.

And let them cook for almost two hours.

And let's get you one of these fancy racer helmets too.

And look for the lock override code.

And make them fire her.

And making it really hard for me to just take a full breath.

And medical science was all the rage.

And Nelson Mandela all have in common?

And nobody knows this store better than you.

And nobody's going on strike.

And now you've brought your child to work.

And put this whole darn thing behind us.

And quite frankly, I have nothing left to lose.

And really absorbing the culture.

And relevance of designer.

And Rene wasn't even that hot.

And right on to the zip line.

And see that recording.

And she can just pay us back later?

And she has both kinds.

And she was cool with it.

And she's gonna try to get me to sign this union card.

And skrilla.

And smile a lot.

And some Minions candy

And somebody had to pay the bills,

And somebody very annoying mentioned the word "union."

And sometimes the folks in charge

And spend the whole night having "deep conversations."

And stare deep into your eyes while I watch the lights go out.

And stay on the floor supervisor's good side.

And sterile gauze pads.

And subordinates is now just strongly discouraged."

And suck 'em out.

And talked him into spending $2,000.

And tell everyone that. Yeah.

And that is the last of it, Glenn.

And that maybe you're the sensitive one.

And that person has to take care of everyone in this store.

And that stupid little ponytail you're forced to wear.

And that you don't procreate.

And that's a whole other video.

And the best part is that the Red Team

And the determination of a worker ant.

And the guy before that was just using me for my freezer.

And the home brewed beer?

And the Oscar goes to Dina. Right?

And the people here need a leader.

And the tiny clown alone is $40.

And the whole thing collapses on top of them,

And their baby daddies from time to time.

And then a month later, we lost everything.

And then back to school again.

And then do the voices of what they're thinking.

And then Googled, "world's gayest parties."

And then had to sneak him into her neighbor's garbage can

And then I forgot about it.

And then I got married, and then Adam had dreams,

And then I just happened to pass this in the window

And then I opened my big, fat mouth

And then I take them down,

And then I underlined "car."

And then I walk.

And then in blue icing, have it say, "Congratulations."

And then real Jonah

And then Thanksgiving and Christmas

And then there's gonna be a few more loads in the trucks.

And then they cut to later after it's cooked.

And then this chain moves in.

And then we just fill it up again with candy.

And then, you're gonna bear down with all your strength

And there are no mannequins in the store

And there are people who do something,

And there are so many flavors.

And there's already more than one option

And there's just one thing left to say.

And there's something about that expression.

And they actually have money saved up,

And they just cut back on Adam's hours at work,

And they really gonna come after me,

And they said I would mostly be done bleeding by then.

And this is crystal meth, okay?

And this is just what I look like on a rabbit.

And this one has a girl playing soccer on the cover.

And this princess thing.

And those are the two worst things any person can be.

And time's up.

And totally hungover.

And Valentine's Day and Easter

And values of all of its workers.

And Vivian can bag, so take as long as you need.

And watch garbage men freak out.

And watch Gene Hackman inspire a small town?

And we want to do whatever's best

And we'd clock in as Cheyenne,

And we're all okay with that?

And we're back to wiener.

And when a customer wants a can of ginger root beer

And when he does, you're gonna have a cart full

And when you pop them, they scream.

And whoever sells the most by the end of the day wins.

And you already have better ideas than me.

And you dressing it up to look like Amy.

And you feel weird about a stranger,

And you just talked your way into the freezer.

And you know that if you want to talk about it, I'm here.

And you know what?

And you know what?

And you purchased it within 14 days.

And you're five steps ahead of where you should be

And you're going down, thief!

And you're gonna bring down the man.

And you're gonna try to get me to sign this union card.

And you're Ramona.

And your head is going on my wall.

And your name is Bo Derek?

And, as I described to you in the other three aisles,

And, look, I wrote, "Like in your car,"

And, uh, and away we go.

And, uh, and some people might find it offensive.

And, uh, let's remember,

And, um, and a free slushie.

And, um, in conclusion, he lived on Oak Street.

And, yeah, that's gonna be a two person job.

And... oh, and a closer parking spot.

Another box of vaccines, and we'll get to work.

Any other name in the entire universe?

Anybody here watched a lot of "Grey's Anatomy?"

Anybody who doesn't get a shot today will get one tomorrow.

Anybody who doesn't get a vaccine today

Anyone can be a racist. Anyone.

Anyone else?

Anything to get away from your polyester blend shirt

Anyway, here are the facts:

Anyway, I am so proud

Anyway, I figured out what today was really about.

Anyway, parenting's just about instincts.

Anyway, this does not pertain to most of you,

Anyway, uh, I thought we should all gather

Anywhere except the abortion clinic.

Aquino...

Are also a direct reflection of its mission.

Are gonna throw a baller ass wedding,

Are her birds okay?

Are leaving early because they're staging a walkout

Are people still saying "cheese"?

Are pricing out at 25¢.

Are those the flowers

Are we being Plunked?

Are we Cloud 9?

Are we cloud...

Are you a pedophile?

Are you a... you a grill guy?

Are you about to do something you might regret?

Are you coming?

Are you familiar with a gang called "Los Guapos"?

Are you gonna let me go, or what?

Are you looking for friendship?

Are you ready?

Are you serious?

Are you sure I can't drive her?

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Are you trying to get fired?

Arms of a loving entity or non entity...

Around that tiny chicken neck of yours

Arriba!

As a group in sort of a safe space

As a scoliosis victim.

As this Cloud 9 brand caffeinated malt beverage,

As this Cloud 9 brand caffeinated malt beverage,

As you go from left to right,

As you have never experienced it before.

Asian food and I was all like,

Aside from the general incompetence.

At all times.

At any given time.

At first, I thought you were

At my Grandma's retirement party.

At the end of the night, where I will wrap my hands

At the end of your shift you get to clock out

Attention, Cloud 9 employees:

Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers,

Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers,

Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers,

Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers.

Attention, Cloud 9...

Attention, Cloud...

Attention, please.

Attention, shoppers, it is 2:00.

Attention, shoppers:

Attention, shoppers.

Attention, shoppers.

Attention, shoppers.

Attention!

Attention.

Available in medium, mild, ay yi yi picante,

Aw, French fudge! Um...

Aw, sad wittle panda!

Aw, that's adorable.

Aw, that's hella nice, yo.

Aw.

Aw.

Away from that chin.

Aww, don't fwink we don't fwike you.

Aww.

Ba na na na. Talk about me at home?

Bad for baby.

Balloons are like our souls.

Be careful of her, she's a little unstable.

Be lifted by the non gender specific

Be my guest.

Be sure to stop by grocery

Because "Stratus" is doing a profile on our store.

Because every time I see you,

Because figure skating

Because Glenn got fired.

Because I do not tolerate it in myself.

Because I know other big companies do offer it.

Because I'm Latina?

Because I've been in every single department,

Because it already looked like Amy.

Because it was becoming a distraction.

Because last time...

Because that exact same thing happened yesterday.

Because that is ridiculous. That is not what we...

Because that summer that I spent doing Habitat for Humanity,

Because they're going around the world.

Because this is where the losers sit.

Because today is just like yesterday.

Because we really want it.

Because white people help their own.

Because you are about to experience Cloud 9

Because, you know...

Before either of us did anything that we regret..

Before trash pickup.

Before we make... accusations.

Before we open, I need a volunteer

Being a dad and [Bleep].

Being up high like this?

Believe me... I wish I could afford it,

Believe me... that bean hopper has come in handy

Ben Affleck that he couldn't act and direct?

Bernice, he said it's fine.

Besides, that's not the only prize.

Besides, the idea of dating my boss...

Between a stool softener and a laxative?

Between the fluorescent lights is standard ceiling.

Big daddy in the house, right here.

Big fans of "Stratus."

Bird? Little bird?

Birds, it's Mommy. Listen up.

Black people taking over!

Blam!

Blast off!

Bo and I...

Bo could enter that.

Bo got hit by a car in the seventh grade

Bo is the man that I love,

Bo once threw up on a pillow

Bo, I don't think we should sell our baby.

Bo, you look weird.

Bo, you're killing them all!

Bo!

Bo!

Bo?

Boom, cake stand.

Boop boop boop... we need a boop boop boop boop.

Box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get.

Boy!

Bravo!

Braxton Hicks, I guess. It's false labor.

Brett sold the nacho cheese dispenser from the cafe.

Bring card here.

Bring in the first patient and prep him.

Bring it in.

Broken on that tape.

Buckle your seat belt,

Bulking agent?

But a lot of this situation we are in stinks.

But also daring to not...

But also dream to dare.

But also five steps behind where you should've been.

But at least come over and look out the window with me.

But at the same time...

But both dresses are fugly.

But do you know that in this entire sale,

But does it anyway.

But don't say "howdy do."

But don't worry, I can handle it.

But first, we're gonna have some fun. Yeah?

But for once, it'd be nice to be the star.

But for the record,

But he's, like, the heart and soul of this place.

But I also don't know if I'm ready to be a mom.

But I can call INS if I want."

But I can get very close.

But I couldn't afford any more stamps.

But I did kill it in cosmetics.

But I do understand.

But I don't have the same feelings for you

But I got to say, I've got some major problems with your ideas.

But I guess the world's all topsy turvy today, isn't it?

But I I wasn't sure,

But I just wanted to say I'm really sorry

But I see a...

But I should have.

But I should not have said that the reporter was only interested

But I think Bo and I are gonna keep it.

But I think I know what I'm doing.

But I think it's great

But I think my dignity is worth a little bit more

But I think this would be a good time

But I want to be clear that I was not being racist.

But I was this close to making a $1,000 sale,

But I'm gonna go and cheer on the other girls.

But I'm never stepping foot in this dump again.

But I'm not doing it now.

But I'm not judging you.

But I'm talking to Jonah right now.

But if a man is under the impression,

But if we stack them five wide and low,

But if you had to compare my performance versus Jonah...

But in this case, useful.

But instead of using it to pay for the baby,

But is it gay enough?

But it comes with a built in bean hopper.

But it didn't.

But it has a hole in it, but the hole's being blocked

But it has sort of a voice of God quality about it.

But it is also important to remember that

But it just means he can use the bathroom

But it looks like you were studying it pretty closely.

But it makes the vehicle less appealing to thieves

But it might sound a little condescending,

But it was probably for the best, though.

But it'd be way more fun to do with you.

But it's a little bit, maybe, too... political.

But it's a real shame, because that sombrero

But it's as if you've been driving used cars

But it's basically more work for the same amount of money.

But it's worth a shot, right?

But it's your lucky day.

But let me tell you something.

But my brothers have some jewelry

But my name is Steve,

But never beginning to live."

But no matter what, you and me

But no one would cover my shift.

But not this one.

But now I know, and that's terrific with me.

But now it's disappearing.

But now that it's all out in the open, I gotta tell you,

But one can save a life and one can destroy it.

But our POS system is down.

But rest assured

But right now, you're the only person I trust.

But she can't make it a couple of miles across town?

But she did have a dream

But she is owning it.

But she loves to dance.

But some of us could really use it.

But that is not what is happening.

But the first line's just a little bit more

But the guy can't bike forever,

But the money's always tight,

But the mustache is bad, right?

But then someone reported me to corporate.

But then why am I still here?

But then, Bo is all like, "Nah," so it's a tough call.

But then, in the moment, you know, under the stars,

But there are a lot of perks,

But there is just too much real estate back here.

But there's, uh... there's a lot of cute around.

But this camera only holds 5 million photos.

But this is offensive.

But this one's eyes are alive.

But this one's only $2 more.

But to be... Glenn.

But tomorrow is gonna be just like today,

But um, let me just take a run up on it.

But wait. Not if you don't want to.

But way to go, showing initiative.

But we can afford for you to take

But we can skip that.

But we only have one car,

But we should check the DCPis first,

But we'd still come in,

But we're getting a lot of damage there.

But what is it, really?

But whatever your concerns are,

But when he does,

But you are heterosexual, right?

But you didn't even look out the window.

But you just broke up with the lady over voice memo.

But you know what I hate most of all?

But you know what?

But you really seem to have a handle on this whole gay,

But you should be with the baby, though.

But you should get used to it after a couple of hours.

But you'll have to teach one of your bridesmaids

But you're really pretty, and you smell like a pear.

But your parents do make a good point.

But, for one day, it'd be nice not to be Glenn,

But, hey, you know what?

But, I mean,

But, like, a little more edgy.

But, sure, let's only get things that are important to Glenn.

But, uh, some people might see them as insulting,

But, uh, you're a lady, and I respect you.

But, um, good luck.

But, you know what, something tells me

But, you know, she probably wouldn't be very happy

But, you know, she probably wouldn't be very happy

But...

But...

But...

But... thank you.

By a big ball of snot.

By admitting that here in a safe place, but...

By admitting that here in a safe place, but...

By an old lady.

By the way,

Bye bye.

Bye.

C!

C!

Calcium carbonate. That's fine.

Call that teasing?

Called "Glossy Dolphin B."

Came from sex.

Can everyone else back up?

Can I give him a refund?

Can we please try and shoo the toddlers away

Can you do that?

Can you get something from my car?

Can you please just get her?

Can't wait to see you bust that filthy bitch to hell.

Carol's the one that says "Hashtag" everything.

Cars, porn.

Catchy?

Catchy?

Charles Maynard Rand.

Charles, may your soul...

Charles, uh, wasn't just a man

Check it out.

Check the tapes. Check the tapes.

Cheers!

Chey, you didn't say yes, did you?

Chey, you know babies come with lots of expenses...

Cheyenne is better off without you.

Cheyenne Tyler Lee,

Cheyenne, I want you to wait until

Cheyenne, look at me.

Cheyenne, that means no falling asleep

Cheyenne, this is unacceptable.

Cheyenne, what's going on?

Cheyenne, you are not coming to work tomorrow.

Cheyenne?

Cheyenne? You okay?

Cheyenne's the perky, sweet one.

Chief of Cardiology, Johns Hopkins."

Cleanup on aisle...

Cloud 9 already listens to my concerns.

Cloud 9 brand salsa, Señor Cloud.

Cloud 9 has an open door policy. Great.

Cloud 9 isn't anti union.

Cloud 9 made over a billion dollars last year.

Cloud 9!

Cloud 9.

College.

College.

Come and get a... take a little shower in this stuff!

Come check out this heavenly deal.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Come on, Denzel.

Come on, give me a C!

Come on, Glenn.

Come on, Jonah, you're better than this.

Come on! Help me out here.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Corporate cares.

Coming through!

Committed suicide in 1994.

Congrats.

Congratulations on that.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Cool, cool.

Cool.

Cool. Cool, cool.

Corporate smells trouble, so they send in a shark.

Could be the rapture,

Could I get a ride for that?

Could it be a race riot?

Could it be grace?

Could save your life, man.

Could tag along with me if you want.

Could voice some concerns at the end of the meeting?

Could you be a little more specific?

Cover more ground.

Cramming for tests... or trying to.

Crazy Eyes is a character in "Orange Is the New Black."

Crazy Eyes is a character in every prison in America,

Crock Pots?

Cruising through the fun zone...

Customers would be like, "Hi, Glenn."

Da wittle panda finks he fought of somefing.

Damn it, Glenn, you cannot talk about

Damn, man, I tried to get it off,

Damn, son! Living large. What's up?

Dang! Those aliens are smart as hell!

Dang.

Dating a supervisor,

Depending on the lady.

Deranged religious cult.

Derek, also in the freezer.

Did Garrett talk to you?

Did I ever tell you the story about that one time

Did the lights go out?

Did you get something?

Did you get to the part where he finds...

Did you guys know that in every other first world nation,

Did you just compare me to a hooker?

Did you really just use the phrase "moments of beauty,"

Did your mom ever say anything positive about me?

Different wrapper and different fillings.

Dina and I will go to my office

Dina kind of... came on to me.

Dina said she might be interested

Dina, I'm a man of truth and principle,

Dina, I'm so sorry,

Dina, we have to prioritize.

Dina, you didn't let her go?

Dina! He's getting away!

Dina? Do you want me to take over anything

Dina? Really?

Dina.

Dina. Dina!

Dina's gonna be our union organizer,

Dissin' on my corruption and don't you know here.

Do anything to make it right.

Do birds go to Heaven?

Do I have that?

Do it for the old, uh...

Do it.

Do me a solid and hang tight for one second, Aim.

Do not get involved in things that don't concern you.

Do not point at me.

Do they allow employees to date supervisors?

Do what I say, and nobody gets hurt.

Do you even know how to swaddle?

Do you even want to find Bo?

Do you have something you'd like to say, Jonah?

Do you know how much longer this is going to take?

Do you know the difference