Hannah Montana (2006) - Season 1 Edit

A boyfriend?

Actually, I think he just found...

Afraid of what?

After making the best apology I could possibly think of.

All better. All right. Look at you, you look gorgeous.

All right, all right. Here.

Am I grossing you out?

And backstage when I was hanging out of the window?

And begging for a do over is not really an argument.

And give these girls some privacy?

And giving me kissy faces.

And he said he'd pay me, so this is what you get.

And he's wearing his robe again.

And her jet set friend, Miss Lola Lafonda.

And here's the beauty part, if Oliver dies,

And I bought it with my own money.

And I can't believe you just bought a girl car.

And I got two incredible tickets for tomorrow night.

And I just don't wanna weird out our friendship.

And I just don't wanna weird out our friendship.

And I really gotta go!

And I think Hannah and you could wind up being close friends.

And I would appreciate it if I could have one conversation

And if you were my best friend, you'd understand why I can't do it!

And just when you think he can't get any more obsessed,

And maybe if I didn't have a boyfriend then...

And maybe if I didn't have a boyfriend then...

And me doesn't feel that way about him.

And none of them mentioned you're a chewer.

And now that she's left her mark on me,

And now you have my lucky bracelet.

And now you sit and stuff your face You got the processed sugar blues

And rode on your tour bus all the way to Phoenix?

And she sticks the landing!

And spilt frog juice all over you?

And that is the weirdest.

And that's smart. Because what if one friend

And the friends couldn't be friends anymore.

And there is nothing more important than our friendship, Oliver.

And this is the dream

And this is the dream, it's all I need

And to prove it, I'm going to show you something

And you know I have to get an end cut!

And you know that it's the best of both worlds

And you know that it's the best of both worlds

And you'd like Hannah Montana more than you like me.

And, Ashley, is that a zit, or are you growing a new head?

Are going to see the one, the only, Hannah Montana!

Are you kidding? She's Hannah's biggest fan.

Are you sure you won't want to tell them?

Aren't you gonna get that?

At the exact moment I was getting home from the orthodontist.

At the losers' table.

Awkward moment, time to go.

Baby, you're an animal!

Back off. Don't make me release Thor!

Bam, he kicked it up a notch!

Be in love with you?

Be sure and pick up a record and a t shirt in the lobby.

Because behind my closet is... My closet!

Because I totally understand

Because if he ever finds out your secret,

Because you're my best friend.

Because...

Been sitting here all morning

Before the seagulls attack you.

Better pull over, driver!

Black dripage, watch this!

Boy, that sucker is in there, too.

Boy, you bounce back fast.

Break up with her boyfriend right here on our beach,

But don't worry. There are seats over there by the trash cans.

But I did do something to beef it up a little bit.

But I don't want to kiss you.

But I guess I was wrong,

But I have a boyfriend.

But I'm all right

But if it doesn't... Smokin' Oken.

But not for you, sucker.

But she's still your best bud. You need to trust that.

But the salesperson already said no.

But underneath it all, I'm just like you

But underneath it all, I'm just like you

But you cannot just freeze me out like this. Please talk to me.

But you implied it! And that's good enough!

But you know what? You guys are much cooler than me.

But you weren't here, and Fermine needed help with the dress,

But you're gonna throw this away for me.

But, you know, he wanted me to get it, so I'm getting it

Bye

Can't I even shampoo and condition your beautiful blonde hair?

Can't remember when it ever took me this dang long

Chad, dude, close up shop when you chew.

Chad, dude, close up shop when you chew.

Chill it out, take it slow

Chill it out, take it slow

Clean, no dents and there's that stain.

Clear the way, people, superstar coming through!

Come on, Oliver. Let's face it.

Come on, Thor, make yourself useful.

Come on!

Come on!

Could you sign this to Johnny?

Dad,

Dad, changing the horn is not gonna make it a guy car.

Dad, it's mine. It's not perfect, but it's my own car,

Dad, that is the smartest thing you've ever said!

Dad! This is so not funny.

Daddy, he's finally cracked.

Daddy! You made him do that?

Dang, this is tight.

Did I say Hannah? I didn't mean that. It was a mistake.

Did you hear that? Sold out in Los Angeles.

Did you hear that? Sold out in Los Angeles.

Did you just shove pie in your face?

Did you see the way she ignored you?

Do a dude a favor and don't get on the freeway!

Do you hear me, Hannah Montana? Forever!

Do you mind? I'm on the phone here, all right? I've got a life too, you know.

Don't be scared! It's me, Oliver Oken!

Don't define ourselves by the types of cars we drive.

Don't make me laugh, it comes out my nose.

Dude, isn't that the Hannah hand?

Dude, what's with you and the gum chewing?

Either you have a great idea, or you really gotta go.

Enjoy!

Especially the "bought it with your own money" part.

Even a blind pig snorts up a truffle.

Every night I'll shampoo and condition that beautiful blonde hair.

Everything I was afraid that would happen happened.

Except go through life wondering what I did to deserve being hurt so badly

Fate who?

First, let's get this French fry out of your hair

For you, my love!

For you. I told you we were tight.

Fourteen year old sensation Hannah Montana continues her smash tour

Get some help!

Get your leaves out of my hot tub!

Getting on your hands and knees

Giddy up. Yippee kiyay.

God. You must think I'm pathetic.

Good luck, Oliver. But remember, if things don't work out,

Good to know.

Goodbye.

Great idea! I'll call her!

Great show tonight. I'll go check on the limo.

Great!

Great. See you then.

Great. Well, then, why don't you go get her?

Group hug!

Ha, ha.

Halfway there.

Hannah Montana!

Hannah Montana's hot dogs!

Hannah Montana's scarf!

Hannah Montana's towel.

Hannah, please!

Hannah! Let me through!

Hannah?

Having trouble with your locker, Chad?

He couldn't sell it, and now he can't face me.

He goes out with the girl, they fall in love, they get married, he moves out.

He is so cute.

He snuck into my dressing room last week.

He thought you were funny.

He'll be in love with you!

He's gonna get tired of chasing after somebody who's not chasing him back.

He's not only gonna be in love with Hannah Montana,

He's telling the truth. And she gave Lilly something, too.

Heavy smokers and sloppy eaters and one Wilma McDermott,

Hello again!

Hello?

Here I go, headed for the door,

Here, you want some gum? Load yourself up.

Hey, Amber, Ashley.

Hey, Amber, I think it might be time to pluck the 'stache.

Hey, baby. How you doing?

Hey, can I talk to you?

Hey, Dad. I'm really nervous about my date, and,

Hey, everybody! It's Hannah Montana's scarf!

Hey, Fermine, why don't we step out on the patio

Hey, Hannah. I thought my lady here could use a little souvenir.

Hey, I want that!

Hey, it's me, landing in 20 seconds!

Hey, just another fan.

Hey, Lilly. I think things are gonna be a whole lot better around here

Hey, Miley. How's it going?

Hey, slick. Hey. Oh, yeah. She wants me.

Hey, the boy said he needed some money.

Hey, there, neighbor. Oh, man, it's Mr. Dontzig.

Hey, what about Lilly? You guys would be perfect together

Hey! He's the one who believed ketchup was a moisturizer.

Hi, it's me, Oliver. I heard about your breakup and I'm here for you.

Hi, Johnny.

Hi, the kid from the moon roof. Look at you all upside right.

Honey, at your age, there's only two things that are cute,

Hottest styles, every shoe, every color

Hottest styles, every shoe, every color

How come you didn't tell me?

How do you like me now?

I am definitely seeing a couple here.

I am so mad.

I am so not getting paid enough for this.

I am so out of here.

I came as fast as I could!

I can't believe he wouldn't take the car back.

I can't believe it's mine, either.

I can't believe you saw Hannah Montana

I chew in the morning, the afternoon, the evening.

I didn't know you liked gum.

I don't know Miley. That's a strange name.

I don't know what I was so worried about anyway.

I don't know, I think it makes me look a little big around the hips.

I don't know, maybe it wanted to party.

I don't know. I thought maybe once you knew,

I don't wanna know.

I gave you the gift of life, Son. Don't push it.

I got everything I've always wanted

I got it, Dad! I got it!

I hate that woman

I just don't get it. Why won't you go to the concert with me?

I knew it. Failure!

I know that look.

I know. But this might.

I know. Knock, knock. Who's there? Fate.

I like it, but I don't think it goes with the shoes.

I like to sing, I like to dance but I can't do it with poopy in my pants

I loaned it to my best friend yesterday.

I love you Hannah Montana.

I mean, have you ever pictured yourself with Miley, your friend, the dork?

I mean, I do love you, but like a brother, or a pet fish.

I need two incredible seats for tomorrow night.

I only hope that when I'm a father I can give my..

I really do care about Oliver.

I see you like mayonnaise

I tell you what, I hate wearing this thing.

I think it was the guns.

I thought I made a very convincing argument.

I thought I might as well get a chuckle out of it.

I thought we were friends. I thought we told each other everything!

I trust and respect more than you

I wanted to tell you. It's just that I was afraid.

I was actually kind of hoping more for an outright gift.

I was afraid that maybe you might...

I was trying not to hurt your feelings, it's just that...

I won't bother you anymore.

I would recommend possibly some sit ups or maybe a bigger robe.

I... I...

I'd like to, Son, but...

I'll have you know that we Stewart men

I'll wait for you forever!

I'm a 6, but I'll squeeze!

I'm a girl you know but I'm someone else, too

I'm a lucky girl

I'm a lucky girl whose dreams came true

I'm gonna take my time, yeah

I'm gonna watch her every minute of every day,

I'm Hannah Montana. Me. Miley.

I'm just not interested.

I'm living the dream

I'm proud of ya, Son.

I'm sorry, but that is no way to treat a man of your compassion, sensitivity..

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. It's just that I don't like Hannah Montana.

I'm sorry. It's just that I knew that you were so in love with Hannah that

I'm still getting it right

I'm still getting it right, this is the life

I'm talking mega popularity here for both of us.

I've been told that.

I've never shown to any other friend

I've never tried that on a veggie burger and maybe I should but not today,

I've surfed all your websites,

If he stares into my eyes, he might recognize me.

If it can be chewed, it's in my mouth.

If it helps, the dog hasn't stopped talking about you.

If people figure out I'm Lilly, it's only a short jump to Miley.

If she knew the truth, I'd never be just Miley again.

If you don't take this ticket, I'm going to end up going to the concert

If you got it, flaunt it.

If you need a hug, my arms are open.

If you only knew!

If you want to transfer your obsession to Mandy Moore.

If you were really my best friend, you'd want this for me!

In fact, FYI, someday I'm going to be Mr. Hannah Montana.

Into the pool in your one man stampede for the cake?

Is that what you think this is about? Dad, I am hurt.

Isn't always what it seems

Isn't always what it seems

It has to do with the walls and the cement and...

It really turns off some people. They can't even be around me.

It was cute when you were five, now it just throws my back out.

It's a chick mobile, a babe bucket, a skirt scooter.

It's a crazy life

It's a foaming facial wash pie.

It's all true. Hannah actually kissed this hand.

It's also a wonderful moisturizer. Here.

It's just that I really want to spend some quality time with my brother.

It's licorice mint. I love licorice!

It's like a dream, a beautiful, beautiful dream.

It's like kissing your Great Aunt Clara.

It's not a real pie.

It's not me. It's my little brother. He really likes you.

It's okay. None of my blood got on the towel!

It's really you but no one ever discovers

It's really you but no one ever discovers

It's time to take our relationship to the next step.

Jackson Stewart, come on down!

Jackson, get out of here!

Jackson, only girls drive this thing.

Jump, you idiot, jump!

Just give it some time.

Just go!

Just like that.

Kid works cheap. He did it for $20.

Kind of like the look he has in Spanish.

Kiss my hand and I'll never wash it again.

Let's boogie, driver!

Let's go grab a hotdog.

Let's go take a look at this puppy.

Like a train. Chew, chew, chew.

Lilly alert.

Lilly, I know you're upset I didn't tell you,

Lilly, please wait.

Locker Man!

Lola Lafonda?

Look at him, he's never gonna quit. What happens if he does find out?

Look at those bony little elbows go!

Look, it's still shiny.

Look, you are very sweet,

Looks like he never washes it now.

Lord, take me now.

Loved another friend but they didn't get loved back?

Maybe he parked it somewhere and a bunch of cheerleaders stole it.

Maybe I should just up and fly the coop

Maybe you could learn to love him like I did with my brother's hamster.

Miley says she doesn't like Hannah Montana.

Miley StewartlHannah Montana!

Miley, don't make me go see my favorite singer without my best friend.

Miley, let's go. You're cutting into my tan time.

Miley, you and I, I being your best friend,

Miley, you're smart, you're funny, and you're totally cute.

Miley, you've been totally crushing on Johnny Collins for months

Mix it all together

Mix it all together

Mmm.

Mmm.

Move over, boys. New chew coming through.

Move over, boys. New chew coming through.

My hand does feel softer.

My name's Lilly Truscott, and I'm a huge fan.

My type of woman, too bad I'm taken.

Nearly jumped on stage the week before.

Needle in finger. Sharp shooting pain.

Neither am I.

Next time, try something with sleeves and deodorant.

No one else can see this stuff.

No, but you can take this towel.

No, I think you're sweet.

No, I'm talking to you. That would be rude.

No, no, no. My love is bigger than my disgust in your black dripage.

No, the mistake was trusting you.

No, this was just about a ticket to see Hannah Montana

No!

No!

No! You know, cell phones don't really work in here.

Not good!

Not Hannah Montana.

Not that I don't, I do,

Note to self.

Nothing but my memories, which will fade too, too quickly.

Now get a grip, Son.

Now get down off the roof, son, before you dent it.

Now hold on just a minute.

Now say it like you mean it.

Now that you know our little secret.

Of course I'll want to, but I won't. And you know why?

Of course mine says "Lilly" on the back...

Oh, believe me, she's screaming on the inside.

Oh, come on, Dontzig, just trying to be neighborly.

Oh, come on, what about the time I tripped in the biology lab

Oh, here he comes.

Oh, I like them feisty. Let's rock and roll, driver!

Oh, I'm a chewer all right. I love to chew. I chew all the time.

Oh, little baby Ollie. Aunt Harriet just wants to eat you up.

Oh, look at me! Giddy up, pardner. Yippee kiyay!

Oh, man!

Oh, man! You love me!

Oh, man.

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, no. Dad, tell me I didn't just buy a chick car.

Oh, right, Mom made me take off my pants in the school parking lot.

Oh, very smart, Miss Lola.

Oh, where are my manners?

Oh!

Oh! Thank you!

Oh... Let me get that off you.

Okay, but I'm going to need some sunscreen.

Okay, dream's over. I've got to have these.

Okay, Fermine, how much do I owe you?

Okay, fine, you take your little cracks.

Okay, if you don't want to tell me, I guess there's nothing I can do,

Okay, no more secrets.

Okay, Son, you can let go now.

Okay, that went well.

Okay, we didn't get those seats. Minor setback. But the good news is

Okay, well, other than that, did you enjoy the concert?

Okay.

Okay. That's fine

Okay. They must have fixed it.

Oliver is about to totally get turned off to Hannah Montana.

Oliver Oken, and may I say you two are smoking?

Oliver stared right into my eyes and never had a clue.

Oliver, I say this because I care about you.

Oliver, see that girl, Pamela, over there?

Oliver, you're not going to believe this.

Once Hannah and I are together, we'll have you over for some sushi.

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Oops!

Or is there like a big roaring in your ears?

Or when we were at Andrew's birthday party and you accidentally knocked me

Please, let's not blame the dress.

Prepare to be blown away.

Pretty good. Just getting some ketchup for my veggie burger.

Protect her from any obsessed fans.

Puppies, that reminds me, and in the backseat...

Quality time with your brother?

Relationships are about sacrifice, and I accept you

Sacrifice, sacrifice, sacrifice, sacrifice.

Second of all, I know you're concerned that if Lilly finds out the truth

See, you always agree with each other.

Seriously, dude, it really does soften your skin.

She found out who I was, and now it's ruined everything.

She gave it to me in her dressing room. She really did.

She is so desperate, she'll go out with anybody.

She left your place

She obviously doesn't remember the potty training song.

She thought it was too girly.

She's my best friend.

Since you kept just about the biggest secret in the world,

Sit down, sweetie, join the party.

So what you see is only half the story

So you were Hannah in the limo,

So you're gonna take it out on my ice cream sundae?

So, Mandy Moore, you don't happen to have her number, do you?

So, see ya.

So, something needs to be done about this.

So, Stewart family,

So, yeah everything I've always wanted

Soon, my love, we'll be together.

Sooner or later you're gonna have to tell her you're Hannah Montana.

Sorry about that. So what do you think? Are we gonna be okay?

Squirrels and little puppy dogs.

Still driving it.

Still hoping she forgives me.

Still no money?

Stop! That's the worst song you've ever written.

Superstar coming through!

Ta da!

Take a picture of me in front of Hannah Montana's clothes!

Take it off, dude! Take it off! Take it off! Take it off!

Thank you so much! I love you all! Thank you! Thank you!

Thank you, everybody! I love you all!

Thank you, Los Angeles.

Thank you, thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Thanks, Dad.

Thanks, guys.

That boy cuts through the crowd like a weed whacker.

That could never happen, Miley. Don't you know that?

That girl tonight really dug me, Dad.

That she won't treat you the same.

That was close. He almost caught you tonight!

That was great!

That was really loud, wasn't it?

That's a relief. Because you're my buddy,

That's it, this dolly wagon's going back where it came from.

That's nice, but I hate neighbors.

That's not fair. It was an ice cream log cake!

That's right, I happen to be real tight with Hannah Montana.

That's right. It's me.

That's two years of my life I'll never get back.

That's what you thought?

That's why I got the big hedge.

The actual scarf you wore on the actual stage. I can't believe it.

The CD signing!

The girl that you thought you loved is standing right here, and the truth is

The only thing that's the same about Hannah Montana and me is... Me.

Then things would get all weird and uncomfortable,

Then you rock out the show

Then you rock out the show

There's another side of me

They love me, but I disgust them.

They wouldn't take the car back,

Think about it this way, Miley.

Think about Johnny Collins. He'd be yours if he knew.

Think of words that rhyme with "Life. "

Think of words that rhyme with "Life. "

This better be good, Son. I was in the middle of a masterpiece.

This has nothing to do with borrowing money from you.

This is it.

This is so... Hey, I have a lucky bracelet just like that.

This is the life

This is the life, hold on tight

This is the life, hold on tight

This is your chance. He's sitting right there

This isn't over, pal!

This pre owned beauty's been driven around by

Those are the lips I've been thinking about for the past 24 hours?

To the hottest concert in town?

To you, not to me. Face it, Son, I'm a bit more intimidating.

Tonight at her CD signing, I'm gonna stare into her eyes and say,

Too bad I'm already cruising down the Hannah Highway.

Too late! She's about to blow!

Traded it in.

Trying to write a song

Turn.

Turning black?

Tushy tear.

Two pounds of pure piddle just looking for a target.

Unless deep down, maybe, just maybe, you feel the same way.

Unless deep down, maybe, just maybe, you feel the same way.

Very neighborly. Oh, got a new car.

Wait till you see this!

Wait, I don't understand.

Wait, Miley, I'm sorry I called you Hannah, but that was major news.

Wait, wait! No, I'm sorry. I was just looking for a souvenir.

We have better seats for Hannah Montana!

We were in the first row, and Hannah smiled right at us.

Well, don't worry, Mile. I know guys, and sooner or later

Well, I guess I've said everything

Well, I'm just gonna say this, there is nobody in the world whose advice

Well, I'm not like that.

Well, I'm not like that.

Well, Locker Man is on the job,

Well, technically, Son,

Well, we have to tell them. Here's my cell.

What about Kyla Goodwin?

What about me? I'm the one who loves you!

What about the next time you get dissed by Amber and Ashley?

What happens if you can't?

What if they found out I was Hannah Montana?

What more do I have to do?

What would another leaf from your tree be doing in my hot tub?

What?

What?

What? Hannah Montana is a goddess. I worship at her feet.

What? That's crazy!

When I was driving home there was guys honking and waving

When I was sitting in my room, all upset,

When you talk, do you hear it,

Where is my dad? It's been hours. He couldn't sell it. That's what it is.

Which reminds me, I've got a little blue sequined number waiting for me.

Who would have thought that a girl like me

Who would have thought that a girl like me

Who? Miley or Hannah?

Whoever you are, you have to get out of here right now or I'll call security!

Whose cat popped out six kittens on the front seat.

Whose dreams came true

Why am I standing in your closet?

Why did you have to be such a good kisser?

Why don't I just give you an autograph for her?

Why not?

Why? Does it bother you?

With another sold out show tomorrow night in Los Angeles.

With Mr. Hannah Montana.

Without hearing the words Hannah Montana.

Work it out, work it out and pop it.

Would double as a superstar?

Would double as a superstar?

Wow, I think you're right.

Wow, you're even more beautiful upside down.

Ya think?

Ya think?

Yeah, and I think something needs to be done about this

Yeah, and she gave me this sandwich.

Yeah, I am, you know what? Gosh, it was really fun meeting you guys,

Yeah, I do.

Yeah, so if you could just sign that to Johnny, my little brother.

Yeah, that's right, girl, I know Hannah Montana.

Yeah, there's nothing like the romantic glow of dog drool.

Yeah, well, count your blessings. At least this time it's the long one.

Yeah, when you're famous it can be kind of fun

Yeah, when you're famous it can be kind of fun

Yeah, you go get them, Thor.

Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah. Could ya?

Yeah. Hannah gave it to her.

Yeah. We're okay.

Yep, there she is.

Yes, and maybe, just maybe that's insane!

Yes, over the last 15 years

Yes, some stains just don't come out!

You and Hannah Montana are never gonna be together.

You and Hannah Montana are never gonna be together.

You are so wrong. This is totally a guys' car.

You are such a drama queen.

You are the proud owner of a brand new used car!

You didn't buy a chick car.

You don't know that for sure, Mile. Things could change.

You don't know that. Maybe something good happened.

You don't love her.

You enjoy that.

You get the best of both worlds

You get the best of both worlds

You get the best of both worlds

You get the best of both worlds

You get the limo out front

You get the limo out front

You give so much!

You gotta give me a little time to get used to it.

You had a fight

You have an extra ticket to Hannah Montana?

You know how ladies like to have the final word.

You know my wife, she had a car just like this.

You know what a lot of people don't know is,

You know what that boy needs? A real girlfriend.

You know what they say, every now and then

You know what, Son?

You know, I'd cry if I had to flush you down the toilet,

You know, she's blonde again.

You mean the kids at school found out?

You might as well have bought a bra with tires, man.

You might want to think about updating some of your websites.

You think so?

You won't have to bury him in the backyard.

You wouldn't want to be my friend anymore,

You'll never know where you'll find it and I'm gonna take my time, yeah

You're a failure as a father!

You're already standing on my head!

You're amazing, Oliver.

You're getting spit on the Hannah hand!

You're gonna look beautiful in your finale. Do it with me, come on now.

You're gonna look beautiful in your finale. Do it with me, come on now.

You're much paler in person.

You're not a dork.

You're not screaming. Why aren't you screaming?

You're not?

You're so yummy, yummy, yummy.

You're still Smokin' Oken.

You're the one I wanted to talk to,

You've got the tickets.

Your mama would have been so proud of you.

Your mouth. It's a...

Your mouth. It's a...

"Hannah Montana. " There you go. Thank you.

And you're happy about that? Yes, I am!

Anything? Nope. In fact, it's a little awkward.

Are you crazy? Why not? Once people know I'm Hannah,

At least think about telling her. Okay. Not gonna happen.

because I've already got the ketchup... Miley. Miley.

Because it's okay if you are. No.

But I never said that! Forever!

but I've really got to go

by my best friend. Oh, stop. I just can't go, okay?

Closer than you think. Great!

Come on, cut me some slack, Hannah. "Hannah"? I knew this would happen.

Do you think I am? You tell me.

Don't look at my booty! No danger there, partner.

Excuse me? You're both stubborn.

Get away from me. I can do that.

Got it. Good.

Gotta go. Gotta go

Gross! Gross!

Hannah! Hold up! Wait! Oh, no. It's Oliver again.

Hey, guys, sorry we're... Whoa, doggies!

Higher, Oliver. I'm almost in. There is no higher.

Honey, what happened? Hannah Montana happened.

Hugs? Hugs?

I am not! I am not!

I just can't do it. Yes, you can.

I just wish Miley were here. Miley? Who's Miley?

I owe you. I'll be back to collect.

I pick later! Nine seconds. Get the juice!

I'd have a chance with you? I never said that.

I'm sorry, Fermine. Is okay. I kiss it.

In your dreams. I'm counting on that.

Is she still here? Right down there.

Isn't that lovely? Moisturizer. You're pretty funny.

It's never gonna happen. But what if it does?

It's true. Ignore them, Oliver.

just the way you are. Good to know.

Lilly alert in 18 seconds! She's your best friend, Miley.

Man, he's never gonna give up. Well, you better hope he does.

Miley. She's not talking to you right now

My skin's like a baby's bottom. A little too much information, cowboy.

No money. Didn't think so.

No one would treat me the same. I bet Lilly would.

No, we don't. No, we don't.

No! How can you be so selfish?

Oh, baby doll. I'm taking a walk on the beach.

Okay, she's not home. Wow, that was weird.

Okay? Okay. I get it.

Okay. Wait. Booger check.

One. Guess who just landed two tickets

Phew. Phew.

She really did. Big deal. You see this towel?

She thinks you're cute. Can't say that I disagree.

Son, I primped your ride. Oh, yes, he did!

Son, I'm not loaning you money. What?

Sorry, I'm sold out. Dad!

Step off, Chad! Fine.

Still love you! What does it take with you?

Thank you! This is totally insane! Back off, people!

Thank you. You're so sweet. He was talking to me.

Thanks. But it's gonna work out. Absolutely!

That's Hannah Montana's scarf. From the concert.

Then why'd you kiss me? I didn't. The dog did.

There you go. Hey, really soft hands. Thanks, it's ketchup.

they won't treat me the same. That's the point!

They're not worth it. Wait a minute.

This is a rental. Fine.

This? I know.

Three... Two...

Wait till Amber and Ashley find out. What?

Wait, there's more. Another closet?

We were going to sit there. Well, isn't that just too bad?

Well, I guess I'm leaving, too. Okay.

What are you doing? You'll see.

What size shoe do you wear? I'm a 5

What's wrong with your voice? That happens after every concert.

when I was upside down? Yeah.

Where is it? It's right here.

Why'd you do that? I think I know.

Without even a towel as a souvenir. Bye bye

Wow. I know. He is so hot. And I am so lame.

Yo, Locker Man! I'm on it.

You did what? Nothing.

You gotta be kidding me. A big slobbery wet one.

You should have it. Oh, my gosh

You wanna see? No!

You wanna talk about it? No.

You're not? Because I'm not. You're not? Because I'm not.

You're pathetic. You're pathetic.

You're so gross. All clear. Good to go.

Yup. And when I hid in your bass drum

'Cause everything I've written sounds like

'Nuff said.

"No comprendo!"

"You are my love, my life, and someday you'll be my... "