Hannah Montana: The Movie Edit

A mall? Really?

A shoe fight! You got into a stinking shoe fight?

A thousand dollars?

Absolutely full of it.

Actually, we were talking about you.

Adorable. Oh, look at this place.

Ahh!

Ain't she a beaut?

All right, banjo, I'm gonna need you to come on up here.

All right, kids. Who wants to see a real live...

All right, then, here we go!

All right, um...

All right. Here we go, one farm fresh egg.

All right. Line it up, people. We're going to choose new teams.

Always.

Amazing what a little food and water will do.

And a "happy birthday, Lilly" banner shoots out the top of the cake.

And a chewed up wig'll be the least of your worries.

And almost costing me my job, but genius nevertheless.

And by "feature" he means "career ending expose."

And I cannot show up at Lilly's party looking like Hannah.

And I didn't even get the shoes. I am the worst friend in the world.

And I have been saving him a place of honor.

And I still am.

And I think I know some of the things you want to tell me.

And I'm not going to put up with it any longer!

And I'm sorry.

And I've had lobsters flown in and everything just for you.

And if there's ever anything that myself

And it seems like you got most of the notes right. So way to go, Miley.

And let me just say that, honestly,

And my truck is making a noise you just don't want to hear.

And run them through my dietary needs?

And she needs me. And I kind of need to be there for her.

And sorry, but you asked.

And thank you.

And the fact that you couldn't get back on your horse,

And there's only so many sacrifices you can ask a family to make.

And we would love, with a capital "ove,"

And where are my girls at? Come on up.

And... if it's not too late...

And... sorry about talking to that reporter guy.

And... you actually got a nice voice.

Anything you need, all you have to do is...

Anyway...

Apparently, I've thought of nothing else for weeks.

Are you all right? Let me help you.

Are you OK? Watch it. Ladder.

Ask me again in two weeks.

At least not here, not with you guys.

At the end of the day it ain't gonna matter.

Because I would have never treated you like that.

Before you leave...

Blue Jeans doesn't really take well to strangers.

Blue Jeans!

Blue Jeans!

Blue Jeans?

Bon Chic magazine

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But don't go squashing my squashes. They're prizewinners.

But don't worry about it.

But eventually we had to get on with the rest of our lives.

But he hasn't met Hannah yet.

But here we're britches and boots. And...

But I don't appreciate you not helping me with this.

But I don't want this evening to be all about me.

But I promised Travis.

But I'll go ahead to New York and set up the meet and greet.

But Miley...

But no one's ever seen her.

But she said yes. She's coming to the mayor's dinner.

But the view is great.

But we don't exactly have enough for the taxes,

But you are not going to stop progress.

But you heard our superstar. She needs a jet.

But you think she'd go out with me if I asked?

But your mom picked this out when she was about your age.

But...

But... I just think you should consider yourself lucky that,

Bye.

Cake? No, I'm not ready yet!

Call for backup! Whoa!

Can I have your autograph, Hannah Montana?

Can I hear it?

Can you wrap these for me?

Can't go far But you can always dream

Caterpillar in a tree How you wonder who you'll be

Certainly is getting hot in here. I think I'll open up the window.

Come here, sweet thing. Ohhh.

Come on, Miley, take the next verse.

Come on!

Come on! We have cake!

Come on.

Come on. Everyone knows that's all you ever wanted to do.

Come on. Go, go, go.

Come on. Here we go.

Come on. Here we go.

Commence Operation Save Hannah Montana.

Community. You wouldn't even know what that word means.

Considering what you're wearing

Cool.

Crazy, Crazy, Crazy, Crazy, Crazy.

Cut! We'll fix that last bit in post.

Dad, come on.

Dad, that your little boy is growing up into a man.

Dad!

Dad! Please, Hannah Montana needs to be walking down the red carpet

Dad.

Dad. Dad, we're all set. I talked to Derrick, and...

Daddy, Daddy.

Dang flam it!

Dead girl in the middle of the floor. Anybody?

Dessert, anyone?

Did I mention I wrote it?

Did you do something to your tail?

Did you do this? Were you out here all night?

Didn't she tell you?

Didn't she tell you? There's an amazing opportunity.

Do me a favor. Introduce yourself to Lorelai over there.

Do you know where I could find them?

Doesn't tell me anything about who you are or what you feel.

Don't come around too often anymore, do you?

Don't forget it's your turn to do the dishes tonight.

Don't forget your suitcase.

Don't give me no lip. You're the one that wanted the best of both worlds.

Don't worry about it. I was goofing off.

Elvis is alive and well.

Especially not dirty, sparkly ones.

Ever think the two might be related?

Excuse me.

Executive assistant.

Explain what?

Fabulous news: Beyonce has double pneumonia.

Father Montana, Hannah not going to New York is really not an option.

Ferret. Harlow.

Find out that secret. She's the most popular teenager in the world.

Fine. Gimme!

Fine. You win.

Foot massage. [grunts]

For gosh sakes.

Found it.

Four bars!

Free samples! Here you go, girls.

Funny, my best friend's a six and a half, too.

Funny, they're for my best friend, too.

Get your dog back and your house back...

Get yourself cleaned up, honeybee. I'm taking you to the farmers' market.

Give me my shoe, lady!

Give that back, you mangy little...

Give you a chance to say hi to a few folks.

Go, Daddy! Go, Daddy!

Go!

Go. Assist.

Good boy. All right, now. Help me out.

Good luck! Don't mess up!

Good to know.

Good, because I don't want to.

Got any plates for me?

Gotcha.

Great minds. The car and the box are already outside,

Guys, I'm only here... Wait!

Ha!

Hannah let you do that and still have a normal life.

Hannah means everything to me.

Hannah Montana knows Miley?

Hannah Montana!

Hannah Montana! Who don't know Hannah Montana? She's famous.

Hannah Montana? Really?

Hannah's a part of you! Don't let her go!

Happy birthday to... I want to say happy birthday to my number one fan, Lilly.

Happy birthday, Grandma.

Happy birthday, Lilly. Happy birthday.

Harlow!

Harlow!

Have a good day, ma'am.

He is not gonna shake off me missing saying goodbye to Jackson.

Hello, anybody home?

Hello, New York!

Hello, Oswald.

Hello, Vita. Looking lovely as ever.

Hello?

Help him up now. Let's get him out of here.

Help me with this poor man. Are you OK?

Help!

Here we go, everybody! Whoo!

Here we go!

Here you go, girls.

Here, chick chick chick chick.

Hey, but no talking.

Hey, caterpillar.

Hey, Lilly. What's up?

Hey, look! It's Hannah Montana!

Hey, Ruby. How'd you like one of those, young lady?

Hey, slacker.

Hey, Uncle Chuck. Listen, it's time for cake.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Lorelai.

Hi, Hannah.

Hi! Thank you. Thank you.

Hi. It's...

Hi. You all right?

Hold it! This is a private event. Guests only! What did I tell you? Stop!

Hold still.

Hold the ladder for me. And don't squish the squashes.

Hold up. Wait. Birthday Girl, I have some questions.

Hon, she's got East Coast West Nile disease.

How about I go feed the chickens and grab some eggs?

How could you even think we have something to hide?

How long have you been planning this?

How long you think before she figures out to put down the bucket?

How much y'all raise tonight?

Huh!

Huh. Best friends.

Hurt your grandma's feelings

I also remember you hanging me headfirst down a well.

I am so sorry. You are the best friend I have ever had.

I can't believe it! Dad! I'm glad we called you.

I can't believe that I'm only one degree away...

I can't do this.

I can't help but smile when I'm around her.

I cannot get out of the car looking like Miley,

I could try.

I did them last night.

I do now.

I do.

I don't believe this! Have you met her yet?

I don't believe we've met. I'm Robby Ray.

I don't care if she is here for a big concert.

I don't know if I could be happy with somebody comfortable living in them.

I don't know what she's about anymore.

I don't know.

I don't know. Are you sure you can handle it?

I don't think I have any other plans, so sounds good.

I don't want her to sleep in a stuffy room.

I got it. It's not that bad, ladies and gentlemen.

I got my Miley back!

I got to go to New York. It's the music awards.

I got two bars. Three bars.

I have a feeling she...

I have missed you more than you can imagine.

I have not. You don't know anything about me or California.

I hope they don't get too jet lagged.

I just need the story to go with it.

I just organized the whole thing, and then that girl comes in and ruins it.

I keep thinking I should change the wallpaper,

I know Hannah Montana.

I know I am.

I know it's not personal.

I know what you meant. You don't get this place, do you?

I know you all came to hear Hannah, but...

I know you are. [groans]

I know. He's my horse.

I know. I screwed up. I'm sorry, but I can't talk about this now.

I know. You shouldn't have to be.

I like it.

I love you, darling.

I mean there are just so many.

I mean, everybody's stories are important, right, Jackson?

I need to go double check on my lobsters.

I need to go. Lilly, come with me. Right now!

I practically saved her life surfing the other day.

I promised my girls I'd say hi to you for them.

I really don't have any time for secrets and lies.

I really love you. We're your biggest fans ever, really.

I really should call. But, yes! I'm so excited!

I really should take this. I'm sorry, it will just be a second. I swear.

I really want you to know how I feel about you.

I rebuild the coop, I get to sell the eggs.

I saw Lorelai go out back. Maybe you can go help her with the empties.

I seen her, saw her, know her, knew her.

I should have told you the truth.

I swear, everything about that man irks me.

I think about her all the time. And I...

I think it's great you're still doing that singing thing.

I think my favorite part is...

I thought the girls'd appreciate a couple of free tickets.

I thought this was one of those "you're sorry, I'm sorry" moments.

I want my life back, Dad.

I was honest with you. I told you how I felt.

I was just Miley.

I was just talking to your friend, Hannah.

I was looking for a fresh start, and I guess Ruby thought

I was wondering if maybe you would like to go to dinner with me this evening.

I was...

I'd like to introduce you all to Tammy Wynette.

I'll be dang.

I'll be right back.

I'll collect the supper plates, you pass out the forks.

I'll probably get better reception in the back.

I'll take it from here. Go feed Miss Pearl.

I'm going to New York whether you like it or not, and I'm not... Whoa!

I'm going to take this mood of mine and put it to good use.

I'm guessing you went California on us.

I'm Lorelai. And we are just all so grateful that you're here.

I'm not getting back in the truck, Dad.

I'm not the agent, I'm not the manager, I'm the grandma.

I'm OK. I'm OK.

I'm on it.

I'm over it. [scoffs]

I'm so sorry. I didn't realize...

I'm sorry, I can't. It's too late.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I had no choice. I'll make it up to you, I promise.

I'm sorry. I thought this was a community event.

I'm sure you've all heard of baked Alaska.

I'm Travis. Thanks for coming.

I'm your publicist. You need to concentrate on what you do best

I've been working for your grandma for the summer.

I've hurt a lot of people, but... I didn't mean to.

I've loved being Hannah, but I just don't think I can do it anymore.

Icky teeth, really? Isn't that beneath even you?

If everybody could please take their seats.

If she doesn't hurry, you're going to miss your plane.

If you guys don't mind, I'm gonna add a little hip hop to this hoedown.

If you need any help, talk to the foreman.

In my defense, I totally saw those shoes first.

In my defense, you do look different.

In New York in less than three hours.

In there? No, thanks. I'm good.

Is everything all right?

Is it always this crazy?

Is it time?

Is it true Hannah's really 43 years old? She lip syncs? Grew up in Nashville?

Is run by a wretched, soulless succubus who preys on the misfortune of others,

Is that the time? I can't believe it.

Is this you asking?

Isn't it awesome? This is terrific! See you at the concert.

Isn't it... horrible. Bad Hannah.

It helps with Hannah's jet lag.

It is, and I am. And I swear Hannah'll never come between us again.

It sure would be nice to have someone to... show us around.

It was my job to get her there, and she is coming.

It will take some time to arrange,

It's 150 pounds per square inch with a brass safety check valve.

It's a birdbath.

It's a high pressure electro pneumatic solenoid on it.

It's a lot of rebuilding.

It's about what I've learned over the last couple weeks.

It's cold!

It's Hannah Montana!

It's him.

It's just awful. Developers circling like vultures.

It's kind of important.

It's kind of personal.

It's Lilly Truscott, everybody! Happy birthday.

It's me.

It's me. Travis?

It's Miley Stewart. We've got to get in there.

Jet lag? But California's only two hours...

Just a little hard work. That's all.

Just like it sounds.

Just spoke with her. She'll be here any second.

Last chance. Come on.

Laughing at me? Lying to me this whole time?

Let me guess, celebrities are just regular folk like you and me.

Let me worry about everything else,

Let's go.

Life's a climb, but the view is great.

Life's a climb.

Life's a climb.

Light the cake. We're gonna stop Lilly from leaving.

Like I always say, ain't nothin' better than farm fresh eggs for breakfast!

Like making sure your little secret stays a secret.

Like Vita says, "It's all about the publicity."

Lilly, could you go find the owner of this fine house

Lilly, please pick up.

Lilly's present. Lilly... would totally love those shoes.

Look at that. Girl don't even recognize her own horse.

Look, I really don't think I'm your guy. But nice to meet you.

Look, missy. You may be Hannah Montana back home,

Looks like you beat me to it.

Looks like your limo's here.

Lorelai?

Lorelai. The foreman.

Makeup, clothes, it's all in there. Go.

Mature relationship. Now get back up there.

Maybe it's starting to mean something again.

Maybe you should be asking yourself that question.

Maybe. I don't know. It looks like we're going to be just friends.

Me and you went to your Uncle Earl's farm and swam

Me too.

Me.

Meet us at the house. Just about a mile up the road.

Might be down by the vegetable patch.

Miley knows Hannah Montana.

Miley, all you ever wanted to do was sing.

Miley, it's open mike night. You should give it a try.

Miley, you just wouldn't unders...

Miley!

Miley?

Miley?

Miley? Hello? What about my birthday party?

Miley? Would you like to dance?

Minor Hannah emergency. I'll be there, I promise.

Mm hm.

Mmm.

More like a cornfield in some place called Crowley Corners.

Morning! Sleep well? I've been up for hours.

Mr. Mayor, I assume that you'd like to say a few final words?

Must have taken you forever to find it.

My best friend is a six and a half.

Need. I just need to check on my fans.

Nice chatting.

No one is getting up from this table. No one.

No problem.

No wonder they hide you away in this camper thingie.

No worries. This is just a little de stressing.

No, I hate Miss Pearl.

No, no. No. Excuse me.

No, obviously not. No, no.

No, please.

No, that's not my story.

No, you didn't! Hannah Montana!

No, you'd be a real prize. Don't get me wrong, but...

No! Stop the truck. I'm not doing this. I want to go home.

No.

No. Hannah considers me her personal, you know...

No. I'm not getting back in the truck. No way.

No. It's OK. I'm sorry. I just had to meet you.

No. Wait. It's good. I mean, my dad...

Not many people know that the Tennessee flambe was actually invented by...

Not now, Lorelai. I've got some family stuff going on.

Not really.

Not so genius that I forgive you for ditching me in New York

Not so much anymore.

Not unless The Beatles show up for a benefit concert.

Now that our guest of honor has returned, dig in!

Now that truly is sad.

Now you're talking. Oh, that is the one.

Now, I'm sorry for fussing at you,

Now, Robby. Mr. Ray.

Now? But she's getting ready to go to New York.

Now... slice up this watermelon for samples.

Oh, hey.

Oh, hi. Sorry, I... I didn't see you.

Oh, I messed up. Um...

Oh, Jackson!

Oh, Lord!

Oh, my gosh, this is such a thrill. Do you mind?

Oh, my gosh! It's Hannah Montana! I love you, Hannah!

Oh, my gosh. She's here. I didn't think she'd actually come.

Oh, really. Was there something you wanted to say

Oh, Robby Ray, my gutters need fixing.

Oh, wait. Small problem. [laughing]

Oh, well... [yelps]

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! [laughs] Oh, that's fantastic. Wow.

Oh.

Oh...

OK.

OK.

OK. Sure.

Old Man Crowley died and left the town the meadows,

On the menu at the snack bar...

Once again... [rolling R] Rico is a genius.

Only a couple times since your ma died that I've heard about.

Ooh.

Ooh. I want a cowboy.

Ooh. Next time, you might want to demand a jet with a bigger bathroom.

Oops, dropped my napkin.

Or ask me or talk to me about?

Or the good people of Crowley Corners can do for you,

Oswald Granger, chief sleaze of Bon Chic magazine,

Oswald. Step on it!

Our names are on the list.

Our very own Miley Stewart, people.

Out of the way, you jackals. Step aside. Coming through.

Ow.

Ow. Ow.

Phoebe, Clarissa, what are you doing?

Please be Hannah. We'll keep your secret.

Please come down. It's an emergency. I need you now.

Please jump.

Please.

Please. Do you know what a well placed photo of you shopping is worth?

Poor thing. Jet lag.

Put the wig back on. You'll never have a normal life if you don't!

Really? How do you spell "Crowley"?

Relax? Are you kidding me? Have you met my dad?

Remember? That's what he used to call you. Smiley Miley.

Rico, what's this hole at the top of the cake?

Right now let's see if a country girl still exists.

Right on!

Right.

Robby Ray Stewart, everybody. Good to have you back, sir.

Robby Ray, is that you down there? Uh...

Ruby, you can have as many fundraisers as you want,

Secret? What secret? Move your bum, you old cow.

Secretive? I've noticed.

See you got your granddaughter with you.

See you round, Smiley Miley.

See, this is... this is home.

See? But what I really need is I need to go to the bathroom.

She and I are flying to Tennessee for her Grandma Ruby's birthday.

She and I need to have a little conversation.

She can't fly, she can't swim, but she sure can...

She does like putting things together, that's for sure.

She is so in trouble.

She is the fastest two legged animal in the world.

She only flies west to east.

She owes me big time. We're like... We're like best friends.

She said something about going to the barn and brushing Blue Jeans.

She was just here. I don't know where she went.

She'd be proud of you too.

She's a superstar. I can get her a private jet if she wants.

She's got a complicated life. I know it's hard to understand, but...

She's new and a little shy.

She's over that way. She's over that way.

She's telling everyone she's from this little patch of nowhere,

Sing with me on this part, Daddy.

Singing thing? What singing thing?

So Hannah has to do a major shop now.

So how's she doing?

So I can have it in my pocket with my show and everything.

So I suggest you go out and find me every juicy,

So I've been helping organize a fundraiser or two.

So not over it.

So rustic.

So the mayor wants to throw this big bash in your honor this evening.

So you must be Granny.

So, Hannah, you must have a lot of wonderful stories to tell.

So, you and Miley are pretty close, huh?

So... putting up a satellite dish.

So... she gains time. She sometimes has to go

Some kind of celebrity thing.

Somebody, stop those girls!

Sometimes I wish I could be Hannah all the time.

Sordid detail of Hannah Montana's outrageous, glamorous life.

Sorry about that back there.

Sorry, darlings. Daddy's working. I'll call you back in two seconds.

Sorry, excuse me. Excuse me.

Sorry, Lucinda. Don't worry. I guarantee this Hannah Montana story is...

Sorry.

Sorry. [laughs]

Sorry. It's been a weird couple of days, but...

Sorry. Sorry, everybody. Hey.

Sorry. That one's taken.

Squash.

Standing up your brother? Humiliating Lilly at her own party?

Starting up an egg business. Me and Ruby struck a deal.

Stop doing this.

Stop the truck!

Stop!

Stop!

Sure, Hannah Montana. I don't live under a rock.

Sure, you can!

Sure. You go about five miles south of town, turn right at the first crick.

Take that wig off and get back in the truck.

Take them all. We'll just add them to the pile. Girls.

Talk to me, Ozzie, and don't disappoint.

Talking about putting up apartment buildings. Shopping malls.

Than to yell at someone asleep on top of a chicken coop?

Thank you so much for this. I just love it.

Thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you. Give me a hug. Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. I love you.

Thank you. We got to go.

Thanks for letting me live my Hannah.

Thanks, partner.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. I've heard that.

That both me and the farm could use some looking after, so...

That Hannah's here. He is going to be so excited.

That is great. Not for Beyonce.

That is something you don't see in Beverly Hills.

That right there might be the problem.

That was the dream, remember?

That you've been making fun of me?

That's a heck of a crawdaddy, isn't it?

That's all you want to do, is sell eggs in Crowley Corners?

That's all you're gonna get. Now get out.

That's good, close to you.

That's just going to have to wait.

That's me, right over there.

That's right, don't touch the pop star. Move aside.

That's very nice. That's delicious.

That's what Hannah's all about.

That's why we created her in the first place.

The balloons, the limos, the screaming fans.

The Hannah steps off the plane photo op.

The last time I stood on this stage I was six.

The long way around. She's actually getting younger.

The sooner y'all accept the inevitable, the sooner we...

The truth is that...

Then I just hit this button and bam! Sparklers go off,

Then I reckon it would be a shame for anybody to feel left out.

Then this is me accepting.

There are so many things I want to tell you, too, and...

There's no room. Miley and me, we've got to sort through some things.

There's only one King,

There's these things that... Fine.

These taste... healthy. What's in them?

They even wrote out some questions, if you have a second.

They owe it to you, Hannah. Name it and it's yours.

They're all waiting for you inside. I'll take Blue Jeans, put him away.

They're best friends. She could help us out, right?

They're for my best friend. She's 16 today.

Think I just quit.

This has all gone very well. Don't you think?

This is absolutely, T totally, without a doubt unacceptable.

This is totally different and you know it.

This is usually about the time someone would say "thank you."

This is where I'm from. This is family.

This nice lady sorted it all out. Two free tickets.

This trip was always supposed to be about Miley. Not really about me.

This was my mom's?

This way. Follow me.

This whole "pop star saves hometown" angle is genius.

Those girls shouldn't be here! They don't have a backstage pass!

Throw a concert. That would raise a ton of money.

To do a cover feature on the global phenomenon that is Hannah Montana.

To have someone of your talents,

To show you... what you're missing.

Told you you'd be amazed.

Travis Brody? We were in the first grade together.

Travis, please let me explain.

Travis, please.

Travis!

Trendy L.A. Thing.

Trust me, I'm all over it.

Turning Mills Pond into a landfill is not what I call progress.

Two smoothies, please. Where's Miley? We haven't seen her.

Two thousand dollars?

Tyra Banks, that's our only pair.

Uh huh.

Uh, hey.

Uh, Ruby didn't... You're the foreman?

Uh, you guys know the words to Let's Get Crazy?

Uh...

Uh...

Um, do you know this girl?

Um, I'm just gonna put it in here so I can...

Um, I'm sorry. Don't stop. I'm going.

Um, well...

Um...

Upper class. It was brilliant!

Us.

Watch it! One more step and I hit "send."

Watches. I totally need a new watch.

We are gonna be just fine.

We don't want your money.

We give you Tennessee flambe.

We got a fire!

We got to go. Eleven messages. Jackson.

We received a one thousand dollar contribution

We should get going. We don't want to be late for the fundraiser.

We talked about this. Unless you want to see ostrich burgers

We too late? She going to sing again?

We're done.

We're going to slow it down for this next song, if that's all right.

We've talked about this party since we were, like, 12. Where...

Welcome to Crowley Corners.

Well, I just blew out my candles, and I already got my birthday wish.

Well, I know that your idea of it is a thing of the past.

Well, I know the getting here was hard, but what you're doing is a good thing.

Well, I know you're going home soon.

Well, me too then.

Well, our humble little corner of the world can't thank you enough.

Well, why didn't you say so? In your dreams, sweet cheeks. Next!

What am I gonna sing? What am I gonna wear?

What did you think of the song? I wrote it.

What do you mean I can't go?

What is Lorelai doing rubbing Hannah's feet?

What is the matter with him? He's dated before.

What is with all the pushing behind me?

What?

What? Lilly, you're the one that talked to the reporter? How could you?

What? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.

What's going on, Robby Ray?

What's it about?

What's with the giant udder?

Whatever it is, I'll double it.

When I thought you weren't gonna talk to me,

When we finish, maybe you and I can do a little shopping.

Where are you headed?

Where did she go?

Where's Miley? She should be here by now.

Whew, honey. I had no idea.

Which is singing your scrappy little heart out.

Which pretty much describes all of your behavior lately.

Who in the Sam Heck was that?

Who's that? What's all that screaming?

Whoa, whoa! Whoo! Whoo!

Whoo hoo! Good job, Daddy!

Whoo!

Whoo! Oh!

Why are you bothering with this anyway?

Why do you have to make everything so complicated?

Why in the heck you getting all Hannahed up?

Would be the guest of honor at the mayor's lobster hoo hah tonight.

Ya! Ya!

Yay.

Yeah, but it feels weird having them give me stuff for free.

Yeah, happy to help. This is Lilly. She's my assistant.

Yeah, I am. That's right, Travis, keep going.

Yeah, I know about New York. I got CCed in an e mail. Not happening.

Yeah, it would be, but she's not going.

Yeah, it's time.

Yeah, maybe I should've remembered Grandma's birthday.

Yeah, that's right, losers! I'm going to college! Tennessee Universi...

Yeah! Yeah! Do it. Yeah. Call her.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I guess I had a pretty big crush on you back then.

Yeah. I think it might be.

Yeah. I...

Yeah. That Vita's just full of good advice.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to do that right now.

Yee doggies. Tennessee.

Yes! I've always wanted one of those.

Yes! We got it!

Yes! Yes!

Yes. But Hannah only flies west to east,

You ain't up to your matchmaking again, are you?

You and me both, kid.

You are home. Look around you.

You are the only pop star I know who can't get into her own concert.

You can have a hundred of these, you ain't gonna raise the money

You can't go in there. She's not home. Miley! She's not home.

You can't talk to anyone unless I'm at your side.

You do know you only have one earring?

You do whatever you think is right.

You got a good point there.

You got a lot of nerve coming in here.

You got it. Come on. OK, one more time.

You have no idea.

You know what, Miley... Hannah, whoever you are?

You know what? If you want it, jump for it. Jump for the shoe, Hannah.

You know what? Then I'll just leave it up to you.

You look at it, touch it, wear it, and the whole world has to have it.

You might be fooling your daddy, but you sure as heck ain't fooling me.

You should be proud of that.

You should go ask her out.

You should go ask her there. Go, go, go! Go. Goodbye.