Hannah Montana - Season 1 Edit

A ding, a ding, ding!

A bluebird's behind A bluebird's behind

A couple.

A grilled cheese sandwich would've picked that one up!

A likely story. Who keeps a picture of their brother on their desk?

A little to the left

A man and his children sharing a heartfelt goodbye.

A mascot never takes off her head, it ruins the illusion.

A savings bond.

A simpler time, that's what I miss

A simpler time, that's what I miss

A sound proof basement where no one can hear our scream?

A twofer.

A whole new scene and I'm swimming with a new crowd

A wicky, wicky, why A wicky, wicky, wicky

Aargh!

Absolutely. I'm trying to forget about it myself.

Acting, reacting.

Actually, I just put in just a splash of vanilla and a hint of cinnamon.

Actually, I'm just looking.

Actually, it was the darkest day of my life.

Actually, three number ones, two top fives,

After just one day?

Again, longer than it took him to write the play.

Ah, not too much off the sides now.

Ahhh.

Air fresheners!

All because of her little Jackson.

All clear, and, girl, you're gonna love it!

All I'm looking for is "down the beach. " But thanks for sharing.

All out of eggs, sorry.

All right then, let's go make her dreams come true.

All right, all I need is a beat!

All right, all right, Dad, I get it.

All right, come on out. Now.

All right, have a little patience, my man.

All right, here we go.

All right, I got milk, flour. Now add three eggs. All right.

All right, just calm down.

All right, let's do this

All right, my little rodent friend, kiss your whiskers goodbye.

All right, now shake the nerves out. Yes, get them out, now.

All right, Rico, what kind of wings you want? Mild, medium or spicy?

All right, she's clean. Doesn't floss, but she's clean.

All right, sweetie, this is it. Just like in practice.

All right, the coast is clear, bring in the cake

All right, very nice, people.

All right, you want a pep talk?

All right!

All right! Bring it on, Grandma!

All these fans, and the store even made a mannequin of me.

All we have to do is wait till he goes in. He'll never know you were here.

All we wanted to do was put up a tent,

Always kissing up to Dad.

Amazing!

Amber and Ashley bail,

Amber, that was a wonderful effort.

And 50 bucks?

And a lot more pedaling pirate.

And all of a sudden you are a threat to national security.

And America loves apple pie. We love apple pie.

And an even rougher patch earlier this week.

And ask for another partner.

And ask her to sign her protective seat cover?

And because she's in love with me.

And besides, he probably doesn't even know you're alive.

And besides, I wanna learn that... The foot thing you just did.

And both of you is who I'm gonna watch.

And cook ourselves up a big pot of friendship?

And dip and dip and shake my little hips.

And do you happen to have a picture of her?

And don't pretend you're not the least bit interested

And done something so bad?

And ended up making things worse.

And even though it's different now

And everybody knows that we're not just joking

And good friends do not party with their friends' sisters,

And he's not afraid to say that he likes snowboarding.

And I am now the chaperone of this year's class camping trip.

And I am so proud of everything that you do.

And I appreciate you backing off. You're a good friend.

And I didn't even have to tell her that I owned a Ferrari,

And I don't think they're coming down

And I even complimented her orthopedic shoes.

And I gotta jump ship before I go down with him.

And I guess I wouldn't be a very good sister if I made you stay here.

And I guess I'll just have to call and cancel that interview

And I hate it

And I just can't wait to show it to ya.

And I just wanna make sure we're cool.

And I look fantastic.

And I love it! Especially the back.

And I mean it!

And I mean pronto.

And I must insist that you let no one know that I was here!

And I need you to know

And I prefer not to shower in moo shu pork.

And I should care about this because?

And I still shed a tear every once in a while

And I think I came up with the perfect solution.

And I think you know what I'm talking about.

And I think you were, that's what's so sad.

And I was just wondering if I could borrow your head.

And I was willing to give you $ 75

And I, for one, commend him on his commitment to education.

And I'd just give anything to get my hands on it.

And I'll use your present to do it.

And I'm building them up from the ground

And I'm gonna give you mo' 'cause you spent a lot of dough

And I'm gonna take my...

And I'm invisible.

And I'm itching to answer them.

And I'm not changing his name now, that would just confuse him.

And I'm not gonna let it be spoiled by Cooper the party pooper.

And I'm not gonna let you fall on your face.

And I'm over it.

And I'm telling you this on the DL, see...

And if he's anything like I was, you need to meet that boy.

And if she happens to have a hot daughter

And if you don't help me, I'm not taking you.

And if you tell anybody about it, I'll deny it.

And if you wanna take my picture, then go right ahead.

And in a minute we're coming back with the real thing.

And it's a chance for me to prove to my dad

And it's getting uglier by the decade.

And it's gonna look so good with the jacket.

And it's gonna stay perfect until Miley's birthday tomorrow.

And just the right way, so you'd understand

And let you know that whatever it is that you're doing

And look at that rash. That's it.

And look, there's handsome young Jackson.

And lunch is on me.

And my heart starts pounding so hard I can hardly move.

And my herkie was jerky

And my snickerdoodles are off the chain!

And nobody can take that away from you.

And not a single multi plex.

And not end up out here on the deck all alone.

And nothing's coming out, you cut to commercial.

And now I die.

And now I don't even get the chance to try.

And now it's on you.

And now she's a cheerleader and I'm a lame pirate.

And now we have to put up this thing all by ourselves.

And now, give it up for the fabulous fingers of Jesse J, lead guitar!

And now, I'm leaving before I hear anything else.

And now, live and acoustic, Top Rockers is proud to present!

And one, two, three, four

And pretty little Miley,

And put it in the school yearbook.

And right now I see you at 35, living with me, no job,

And say, "Everything's gonna be all right, bud. "

And second, if one of these is a pom pom,

And she thought it didn't go well. Who's the donut now?

And she's such a goody goody, little Miss Perfect,

And shouldn't be so hard on myself

And since I study twice as hard as everybody else,

And slide and slide and do the butterfly!

And so once again, Jackson gets the short end of the stick.

And some people like Hannah Montana and I'm not afraid to say she stinks.

And some people like skiing

And sooner or later she's gonna sniff out those pork rinds

And Stewarts do not lose. Now, you want this, don't you?

And strap her to the hood of my daddy's car.

And that means, until he gets home, you're not leaving my sight.

And that's all that really counts.

And that's before the party.

And that's what I got going on

And that's why we have to move.

And the best part is, we're back to having Miley Lilly time.

And the sink's unclogged.

And the tenth caller gets a date with moi.

And then I was all, "Good night, everybody!"

And then Lilly was all, "Bug on a windshield,"

And then tonight, it will mysteriously fall into the barbeque.

And they're always there to catch you if you fall.

And this is the dream, it's all I need

And this place has turned into the International House of Leftovers.

And tonight, she's gonna find out that even my moves have moves.

And trust.

And twirl and twirling and twirling and...

And we gotta try and figure out some way to go on with it

And we will party like it's...

And we're back with Hannah Montana.

And we're clear.

And we're gonna try to keep it that way.

And we're heading for the big black stretch limo

And we're still on the first page!

And we're supposed to sleep in this?

And what he doesn't know won't hurt him.

And when I'm clammy, I can do it behind my knees.

And when they can't find him,

And who is your right hand lady?

And who never lets me forget it.

And whose father owns this place?

And whose father told you to "keep Rico happy"? Does this look happy?

And you bailed on him. Ironic, isn't it?

And you better stop thinking it about my little sister.

And you can't rap.

And you know that it's the best of both worlds

And you know that it's the best of both worlds

And you know that it's the best of both worlds

And you know that it's the best of both worlds

And you know that it's the best of both worlds

And you know that it's the best of both worlds

And you know that it's the best of both worlds

And you know that it's the best of both worlds

And you know that it's the best of both worlds

And you know that it's the best of both worlds

And you know that it's the best of both worlds

And you lose. See how that works?

And you really gotta go. My luck. Come on.

And you should, too.

And you stay away from that dessert table

And you walked around for about an hour with a chocolate beard.

And you were worried.

And you won't have to.

And you, sweetheart, you either get your head into this game

And you're always right there cheering me on.

And you're great at it.

And you're right.

And your score at halftime, the Fillmore Flamingos, 58,

And your Seaview Pirates, less than that.

And, boy, she was a find

And, I mean, it's not like you can quit being Hannah Montana.

And, Stewart, I love your enthusiasm.

And, yes, I'm talking to you, stinky.

And, yes, wrapped in a towel.

Another secret's coming your way.

Anybody seen my PDA?

Anyway, yay, team!

Anyways, back to chicken wings.

Anywhere within spitting distance of this place, we'd be here?

Are you kidding? He's great.

Are you kidding? I look like a kitty kabob.

Are you kidding? My mom can't make ice.

Are you sure it won't make the other kids jealous?

Are you working on your pecs or your delts? Make up your mind!

Argh!

Argh! Argh!

Argh?

Arrr!

Arrr!

As a dad, he knows everything about everything.

As long as the other half keeps her mouth shut,

Ashley?

Ashley. Ashley.

Ask for an extra bag of peanuts

At least when I joke around,

At least you got yourself a date with a pretty girl.

At the Laker game tomorrow night?

At this rate, I've got a better chance with the lady with the walker

Avast ye landlubbers! Shiver me timbers!

Avoid the phrase "lying, evil nasties. "

Away from a world that needs you so desperately.

Babe alert, 11 o'clock.

Bacon that just got burned!

Bearie the bear?

Because guys don't do that.

Because he doesn't think!

Because I don't want to hurt his feelings.

Because I know the way I feel when I'm on stage.

Because I'm committing you to staying home and studying this weekend, too.

Because I'm on Taylor Kingsford, your favorite show, tomorrow night

Because it was given to me by someone I care about very much.

Because it was no fun without you there.

Because Roxy's everywhere.

Because she is gutless. You know what?

Because she's crushing on you.

Because she's got her eyes on me.

Because that's what I'll be doing.

Because that's what you wrote Hannah Montana!

Because they're all out of gorilla suits. Now, can we move on?

Because this place is gonna be crawling with fine ladies

Because this sweater means more to me

Because tonight I'm lying down with the dogs.

Because we're not really here right now.

Because you know it's the right thing to do.

Because you know, it might.

Because you read minds.

Because, thanks to you, I couldn't concentrate,

Because, you know...

Because... Well, I like it.

Becca e mailed Hannah Montana and said she had a massive crush on you.

Becca must be so jazzed. I wonder if she's thanked Hannah yet.

Becca Weller has a crush on me? Me?

Becca, I...

Becca's an A student. She knows what the History assignment is.

Before he goes all deep dish on me.

Before my dad was a dad, he was an accountant.

Before your dad was a dad, he was cool.

Behold,

Being eaten alive by disease ridden bugs, oh joy.

Believe me, I had no idea.

Besides, your grandma's in the car alone

Better?

Big casserole explosion. Horrible

Big chocolate bunny ears with candy eyes. Whoa!

Big deal. So I had a few dozen pieces of candy.

Blah, blah, blah, and don't come back.

Boat driver, I need to be lower!

Boring!

Boy, you're really out.

Breath check.

Bring it on, birdie!

Bring it on, sister!

Bring it on, sister!

But a tent? This'll take forever!

But all I can think about is getting a bad grade and looking stupid,

But as a shopper,

But at the end of the day, I like who I am,

But Dad...

But don't worry, if it keeps going the way it's going, I'll tell you all about it.

But ever since she got back from her Marine Corps reunion,

But have it dry cleaned first.

But he might take you.

But I can be honest about my romantic history. I don't have anything to hide

But I can't do that if you quit.

But I cannot help you with mission impossible.

But I got my eyes on you.

But I got the brains to get myself out of this one.

But I have got Hannah Montana hiding in my closet.

But I just couldn't find anybody I trust to watch you kids.

But I just couldn't get myself to buy them.

But I know somebody who can.

But I learned something that I should've known all along

But I promised my dad I'd be the better person.

But I saw you up here tonight.

But I wanted to see that!

But I was a lot happier when I saw you kids coming through the door.

But I'll be better next time.

But I'm all right

But I'm butting in. I'm sure Lilly was just getting ready to say that.

But I'm just totally glad I said yes.

But I'm too pretty to get eaten!

But I'm very nervous, huge knot, don't know if I can do it.

But if I don't quit, we'll never get any Miley Lilly time together.

But if one of us doesn't pick him, nobody will.

But if we are going to be in business together,

But if you were really my friend, you'd tell me the truth.

But is that the true Hannah Montana? Is that the real you? We'd like to know.

But Kelly's not even here yet.

But let's not think about that.

But Lilly and I are willing to forget if you are.

But Miley put up that tent! They just went for lattes!

But most of all I love that we're almost done.

But my point is, if you're gonna lie down with dogs,

But not quite my style.

But nothing a good party can't warm up. Hey!

But she's just so uncool.

But she's my dork. Orlando!

But she's only looking at you, because you're sitting next to me.

But she's right there. I can see her.

But sinking down to their level just isn't the answer.

But soft, what light over yonder breaks wind?

But somehow I've always been busy doing something else.

But sometimes you just gotta make the best out of a bad situation.

But technically, the job was to unclog the sink

But that can't be true.

But that was wrong.

But that's good. It's working, keep going.

But that's not it! The truth is...

But that's the great thing about surprises,

But the longer you wait, the tougher it's gonna get.

But the new Ashton Kutcher movie is previewing tonight.

But the real reason that I am here is because Jackson has made it

But the secret to acting is reacting.

But the truth is, he is doing a great job.

But the truth is, I love you very much

But the work this boy did held it all together till I got here.

But there's no way I can leave this young lady here alone to nanny you.

But this just isn't gonna work out.

But this time I'm not giving her anything to complain about.

But underneath it all, I'm just like you

But wait...

But we can find something else we can do together. Come on.

But we only did this so we could be together.

But we're kind of caught between the Queen and a hard place, here.

But we've gotta be calm. Just be calm.

But what if I forget the words to one of my songs?

But when it comes to basketball, you might as well step back!

But will she? Mmm mmm.

But you can call me Lola. Strawberry?

But you cheated.

But you don't.

But you gotta do something.

But you're so busy taking care of Hannah Montana,

But, Dad, I already am the better person,

But, Daddy, I'm fine.

But, Daddy, she's doing it again.

But, Jackson, it's not about what we want. It's about what he wants.

But, she was so embarrassing backstage.

But, then who would sit in our seats?

But...

By day, I play the part in every way

By golly.

By teen pop sensation, Hannah Montana.

By the dawn's early light

By the thought of me in the arms of another woman!

By the way, love the top.

By the way, that's not your color.

Bye.

Bye.

Call the cows home, Robbie Ray, you are losing it.

Can I have a bite of that, big boy?

Can I maybe give you a call back?

Can I try something a little different?

Can we just please do this, Oliver, please?

Can you believe it? I think I could have won this thing.

Can you believe that we don't have dates on a Saturday night?

Can you close my suitcase?

Can you spell "destiny"?

Can you still cheer? It doesn't matter anyway,

Can't you see I'm on the phone?

Certainly. What's yours like? Any kids running around?

Cheerleading?

Chill it out, take it slow

Chill it out, take it slow

Chill it out, take it slow

Chill it out, take it slow

Chill it out, take it slow

Chill it out, take it slow

Chill it out, take it slow

Chill it out, take it slow

Chill it out, take it slow

Chill it out, take it slow

Chill it out, take it slow

Claims she's Maddie from the candy counter.

Clear out!

Clear the way!

Coach, I put this on my head and it smells like a litter box.

Come here!

Come on guys, camping's fun. I do it all the time.

Come on in, Coop.

Come on out, Linda, nobody's gonna hurt you.

Come on, Dad, it wasn't that long ago that I was a ninth grader.

Come on, Dad, we're practically adults.

Come on, Daddy. I know you really wanna do this.

Come on, I mean, haven't you ever got down

Come on, it's not that bad!

Come on, Jackson. You know that's not true.

Come on, Linda.

Come on, little girl, bring it!

Come on, Mile, Lilly's just not used to being backstage.

Come on, Miley. So it's a dorky sweater.

Come on, Mr. Picker, you can't experience

Come on, Oliver, it's not like he did it on purpose.

Come on, Oliver, nobody's gonna laugh at you.

Come on, Oliver, you just gotta stay positive.

Come on, Oliver.

Come on, people, I make pancakes with that milk!

Come on, Rico, why do you always have to be so mean?

Come on, step back!

Come on, there's a spare key out here somewhere.

Come on, you gotta do better than that

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. I'll stretch you out.

Come on. I'm gonna set for you.

Come on. You can get this! We won't regret this!

Come to your party tonight? Sure. I'll just find myself a little hottie,

Coming through!

Coming to my show

Congratulations to our new mascot!

Cool, Dad had his own palooza.

Cool, hip, trendy..

Coop, I just hooked up with the most amazing girl who's totally into me,

Coop, I think there's something wrong here

Cooper thinks I'm a sweet little girl who needs to be protected.

Cooper, you are a genius.

Costume fitting Sunday morning. What about Sunday afternoon?

Could be. Either way, good luck.

Could there possibly be a better place to study nature?

Could you be any more of a hillbilly?

Couldn't sleep.

Couldn't you tell that Becca Weller was hitting on you?

Cramp in the leg. Cramp in the leg. Oh, I'm going down.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Roxy.

Dad has to come home early, and once again, I've ruined his dream.

Dad, don't panic.

Dad, how do we really know that until we try?

Dad, I know I have mid terms Monday,

Dad, it's not the song.

Dad, let's not ruin the beautiful moment.

Dad, remember what we said about naming the fish?

Dad, remember. You ain't funny.

Dad, what a relief. You'd never believe how lost I was.

Dad, you don't know what it's like

Dad, you got him at the fish mart.

Dad!

Dad's not gonna be happy about this.

Daddy, I can't perform on Top Rockers, that's a live show.

Daddy, I haven't seen him like this since Halloween of '99.

Daddy, I'll always be your little girl.

Daddy, please, I'm begging you, don't talk.

Daddy, you gave up your whole life so I could have my dream.

Daddy, you know I love Roxy.

Daddy, you're always talking about how we don't share enough,

Daddy!

Daddy! Does tomato juice stain?

Dang it, I gotta get these things fixed

Dang it!

Darlin', sometimes I wish you came with a snooze alarm.

Darling, are you done packing yet? We gotta get to the airport.

Daughter of oil baron Rudolf Luftnagle,

Daughters who like pillow fights?

Deal.

Definitely interested.

Did he call?

Did he say anything else?

Did I mention I was meeting the Queen?

Did you get it, squeeze? Orange? How do I come up with this stuff?

Did you get the History assignment? I forgot to write it down.

Did you hear that, guys? "I don't think!"

Did you hear that, ladies? Smokin' Oken's on the squad.

Did you hear that? Right?

Did you hear the one about the pig who knows karate?

Did you just come out of that dressing room?

Did you miss everything I said to my locker?

Did you see that dreamy boy in the third row? Woo!

Did you see that? He reacted.

Did you see that? She just totally checked him out

Did you see the road kill your sister was wearing?

Didn't feel right.

Didn't you hear your brother? I'm a good friend.

Ding.

Ding.

Do de do de do de do

Do de do de do de do

Do de do de do de do?

Do I know my little girl, or what?

Do it, do it. Ashton, do it.

Do you believe it? Dad's actually gonna go out and perform again.

Do you want to smell like a pine forest, a tropical breeze or a brand new car?

Does that make two of them pom pom pom poms?

Does that pelican got frosting on his beak?

Dominate the floor! Pirates make that score!

Dominate the floor! Pirates make that score!

Dominate the floor! Pirates raise that score!

Don't be scared.

Don't do that in public.

Don't drain the tub. I'm making soup.

Don't even think about it.

Don't forget the scream. That's my favorite part.

Don't hate the player. Hate the game.

Don't hate the player. Hate the game.

Don't look at me, I didn't write that.

Don't rush me, kid. I'm building to the big finish.

Don't waste it. Let's go.

Don't worry, Hannah. Lola will be right here for you.

Don't worry, hot stuff. Roxy will take care of everything.

Don't worry, I got your back.

Don't worry, I'm gonna be just fine!

Don't worry, Son, it's all gonna work out.

Don't worry.

Don't you be nice to me when I'm mad at you!

Don't you think your mom would've wanted that for us?

Donny, I don't think it goes that way

Down in front!

Drain's already clogged, now I'm gonna throw $80 an hour down it.

Dude, chill, I'm just playing with you. It's just a cake.

Dude, I can help you bring in the cake,

Duh.

Egg rolls, pizza, taquitos!

Either way, no one besides you, me and my daddy

Embrace the pain.

Enough, already! Have some pride.

Equals, ain't gonna happen.

Especially considering you're going to have to kiss him.

Especially on the phone.

Even after you told them how cool I was?

Even if I was considering singing again,

Even when I begged you to stay down.

Even when I win, it's still about Hannah Montana.

Even your dad got all freaked out.

Ever look for it again. Oh, are the comics in here?

Every time she comes, she treats Jackson like he's an angel

Every time you fell, you got right back up again

Everybody dance, everybody sing

Everybody down to the beach! We've got a birthday to celebrate!

Everybody is here for you.

Everybody listen up.

Everybody try a chicken wing

Everybody wants to be a star.

Everybody, now! Party, party... Hey, what's wrong?

Everybody's doing it. See?

Everyone give it up for the effort.

Everyone is talking about Hannah Montana's massive mistake.

Everyone say hello to Pirate Pete!

Everything in this family revolves around you!

Ew!

Excellent, now if only we could pick them up and leave.

Except there's this weird girl in your dressing room

Excuse me, but the Queen has been delayed at the State Fair

Excuse me, can't a chicken get a little privacy here?

Excuse me, Jackson.

Excuse me, Miss Montana,

Excuse me, partner, I'll take it from here.

Excuse me! If I can squeeze through that air vent, so can someone else.

Excuse me.

Excuse us. I'm sorry.

Explain how you could ever think that there's someone out there

Face it, you were nearly driven mad

Fasten your seat belts.

Feel sick.

Feel that negative energy leaving your body.

Fighting over a loaf of bread?

Fine.

Fine. And you're getting a black leather skirt with matching pumps.

Fine. But I hope when I'm as old as you, I'm not as bitter.

Fine. But listen to me and listen good.

Finger slipped.

First question.

First, what the heckie is a "herkie"?

For a position of great responsibility on this squad.

For a second there I thought I was a babbling fool.

For Christmas, I'm getting you chrome spinners.

For example, who's this? Your husband?

For heaven's sake, Robbie Ray, I wasn't gonna hit him.

For heaven's sake, that woman is over three hours late.

For the Queen's granddaughter,

For the singing of our National Anthem

Forget it, Mamaw. He's not coming.

Forgive me for being an overachiever.

Four score and...

Four, three, two...

Fuzzy dice hanging loose and proud

Fuzzy dice hanging loose and proud

Fuzzy dice hanging loose and proud

Get a tetanus shot and buck up, little camper.

Get it off before you hurt yourself.

Get it? I'm a fruit fly!

Get loud!

Get loud!

Get loud!

Get loud!

Get loud!

Get on down there and show off that sweater.

Get out all that frustration and anger.

Get out!

Get out!

Get over here. Did you agree to go out with this guy?

Get the lead out, move down the aisle!

Getting to know each other better. Right, guys?

Gimme a water, Son.

Give it a shot! Sorry, I mean...

Give it all you got! Pirates make that shot!

Give it all you got! Pirates make that shot!

Give it all you got! Pirates, take that..

Give it to me!

Give it up for Hannah Montana!

Give me a call when you make it home so I know that you're safe.

Give me an N! Give me an O! What's that spell? "No. "

Give me back my pork rinds, Ma!

Give me that mike! Thank you. Okay.

Give me that phone.

Give me that. You're not fit to hold the whisk!

Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me...

Give me, give me, give me, no, give me, give me.

Go ahead.

Go home

Go look inside, there's cut flowers.

Go team, throw the ball!

Go team, to the mall!

Go, go, go!

Go, go!

Go, we'll catch up with you later.

Go!

Good friends don't bail on you.

Good night, kids.

Good night, Roxy.

Good point.

Good point. And it is getting a little crowded back here.

Good thinking.

Good times, good times.

Good to go.

Good, still perfect.

Good, you're sharing the same tent together.

Good. Then that means I'm doing my job right.

Goodbye, good luck. Ladies and gentlemen, Marty Klein!

Got ya!

Gotcha.

Gotta go.

Gotta go.

Great, now I have to burn that, too.

Great.

Great. I have so many bites on my tush, it looks like a waffle.

Great. Tell it to someone who cares.

Gross.

Grow up.

Guess again, string bean. Roxy is undefeated. How low can I go?

Guess what I just heard?

Guess who's singing the National Anthem

Guitar solo!

Guys, there you are!

Guys, wait up!

Gwen Stefani. Gwen, wait up, babe, I'll go with you.

Gwendolyn, I'll be needing a bucket of sudsies and my pony sponge.

Gweni, Gwendola.

Ha, ha.

Hallelujah?

Hannah Montana can't spoil it.

Hannah Montana has a backstage party at the Stones concert.

Hannah Montana to the stage. It's show time.

Hannah Montana, you're on in two minutes.

Hannah Montana! Say, "Cheese!"

Hannah, I have a micro problem.

Hannah, I've been looking all over for you. What are you doing out here?

Hannah, it's so awesome to see you with... her.

Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! Hannah!

Hannah! Mwhah! Mwhah!

Hannah's not happy!

Happy birthday, bud.

Has this bag been out of your sight

Hasn't she suffered enough?

Have your parents fill out these forms

Having fun crowd surfing.

He also said Hannah Montana stinks, but we decided to leave that out.

He calls me his "Yo Yo Mama. "

He can't know we were there. So just play it cool.

He could use all the help he can get.

He doesn't know he doesn't like half of you.

He doesn't know we're here.

He even had his own doll!

He gave me a kidney.

He got a standing ovation from the skunks.

He had the 64 pack, with the sharpener!

He left for his volleyball tournament, so I suppose you wanna go now, too.

He loves Hannah Montana now and we're getting married.

He put me in a diaper so I could get in for free.

He said it was the worst date of his life? Really?

He sure gave that crowd in the emergency room a good laugh.

He thinks he's got problems.

He thinks we're at home.

He thought things went great

He touched it. Now I have to burn it.

He was all over me.

He wouldn't be a very good brother if he said that now, would he?

He's clean!

He's coming up from the walk. He is so cute.

He's got a friend over.