Air J!
All right. He's okay!
And at point guard...
And we've scheduled a stress test...
Anything.
Are there other areas...
Are we there yet?
At power forward...
At small forward...
At this time...
Ball!
Belly flop!
But thanks, though.
Can anyone lend me some sneakers?
Can you believe it?
Cedric, that was in New York, 3,000 miles away.
Chicken.
Come here. Come here for a second.
Come on, we're okay.
Come on. Show me something!
Cool shoes
Defeating time, boys.
Diminutive, ain't they?
Do we have a deal?
Doc, you think that's a good idea?
Don't ever call me...
Don't move a muscle.
Don't point it at me.
Excuse me. Oh, so sorry.
Fair is fair
Feed me!
Feed you?
Get down.
Get dressed.
Get out of the way!
Get the girl!
Give it.
Give us a break.
Going somewhere?
Good bye.
Good deal.
Great stretch at the basket too.
Guard him? I'll smother him!
Had it in you all the time.
Half time.
He's batting what?
He's fine. I think he just had to get away from that Stan character.
He's fixing a divot!
He's not back from his other game.
Here's how it's done professionally
Hold on there, Mr. Looney Tune.
How do I get out?
I am here to personally guarantee...
I caught it!
I did!
I don't know. As a kid, I was a pitcher.
I got it! I got it!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Your Airness...
I have faith in my team.
I know.
I know. Nice talking to you!
I played you too much.
I want to help...
I'm a baseball player now.
I'm going to go out undefeated.
I'm here!
I'm open!
I'm right behind you.
I'm up for another!
Just one more shot?
L'd like to, but I have to ice down my knees now. They're starting to go.
L'll be home in a few days.
L'll drive tomorrow, so I don't need a ride.
L'll never date Madonna again.
Larry's not white. Larry's clear.
Let him in.
Let me see!
Let's get him out of here!
Let's go inside.
Let's go!
Let's go.
Let's see if I remember how.
Lf we win, you give the NBA players their talent back.
Like them!
Lola?
Look at me and listen:
Look at your hero now.
Look! it's Charles Barkley!
Looney enough?
Looney! Looney! That's it!
Looney?
Looney? Oops!
Ls it really you?
Lt climbed up my back...
Lt's Air Jordan
Lt's basketball!
Make them!
Maybe it's just in our head.
Maybe you're chicken.
My clothes don't fit.
My first hole in one.
Neither can we, with the noise you're making.
Never seen one of these.
Never trust an Earthling!
Nice butt!
Nice outfit, Daffy.
Nice shot!
No way. We'll find someone.
No.
Nope.
Not bad.
Nothing but the bottom of the cup.
Open up!
Open!
Or has to do with the moon.
Over here!
Pardon me! Sorry
Perhaps.
Play fair.
Podolak!
Producer's a friend of mine. Had a teamster drop me off.
Read.
Riot!
See you.
Shut up!
Sir, just noticing...
Slider. Don't swing.
Sneakers?
Someone steal the ball, get it to me and I'll score.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Special delivery!
Stay.
Stop the music!
Strike three!
Strike!
Super.
That exit on 65 wasn't clearly marked.
That was so much fun.
That's not reassuring.
The door doesn't work.
The Tunes win!
These little pipsqueaks just turned into superstars!
Tiny little guys.
Try to get by me, doll.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
Watch the footwork.
Watch the screen!
We ain't a going...
We got a small race of invading aliens....
We'll fix it.
We're leaving.
We're right back in this game. Let's play tough defense.
What a fuzz foot. You are so clumsy.
What are you doing?
What are you going to play?
What kind of Mickey Mouse organization would name a team that?
What was that?
What're you doing?
What's wrong with you?
Whatever you do...
Where is Michael?
Where is the other shoe?
Where you going?
Where?
Who?
Whoa! Now what?
Why didn't you get him?
Why do you take that?
Yes! Looney!
You and me both, brother.
You know I will.
You'll be our star attraction.
You'll sign autographs all day long
You're covered with drool!
You're..
I'm not tired! Get the doctor.
l don't know. Don't touch it.
l know we're down. Let's hear the story.
Losers! Sorry.
Something for you to shoot at. Hit it good.
This is the best I could get. This guy's doing something weird.
Tomorrow! See you tomorrow.
What was that? l liked that.
...''doll.''
...are now our prisoners!
...are you?
...besides basketball...
...l decided that until we can guarantee...
...standing a scintillating 3 foot 2...
...The Doctor of Delight:
...The Quackster of the Courts: Daffy Duck!
...to see me play my last game.
...where you find yourself...
''Doll''?
