The Grand Tour - Season 1 Edit

A car made from bone and skin.

A man who isn't sure, and a woman and a woman...

A motorsport event that is presumably ecological in some way.

A pampas grass shop.

A point that becomes even more obvious

A rival for Ferrari and McLaren and Lamborghini, but they haven't.

A tree falls over...

A Triumph 2500 rolled over.

A whiff of oversteer, and across the line!

A whiff of oversteer, and across the line!

Actually, I will agree, yours is remarkable.

Actually, it's part two, isn't it? What was the film?

After ten minutes on a motorway,

After three days gruelling travel

All I want to do at that point

All of the storage bins have been removed.

All of those. Busy.

All right, James?

All right, not an hour. A minute. I'll give you 60 seconds to find him.

All under the 911 banner.

Almost any car has that much space

Already, I don't like this person.

Also, the Porsche's more expensive than the BMW.

Although we were holding our own,

Amongst other things.

Amused by my bodywork,

An old man driving a low garden wall into a river.

And a jet powered dragster.

And a jet ski enthusiast.

And actually was sick.

And adjust the ride height.

And already he's turning in hard,

And because the engine is sitting right over the rear axle,

And began our epic 11 mile journey.

And by that I don't mean...

And enormous tyres.

And environmentally friendly car engines,

And fitted with scaffolding instead of back seats,

And he's looking good!

And he's off! No messing.

And his smouldering ark.

And his woodland animal community,

And I always think that is the world's worst game of hide and seek.

And I certainly don't like the people who drive them.

And I literally have nowhere else to go.

And I think I've worked it out.

And I think that, on a day to day basis, that would drive you a bit mad.

And I was the first to arrive,

And I'd opened up my cow's rectum to improve the ventilation.

And I'm a test pilot, in effect.

And I'm afraid we're all doomed, we're all gonna die.

And I'm going to give you, the studio audience, one hour to find him.

And in sport setting is even more horrid.

And in the rain,

And instead I'm going to build a car out of bricks.

And into Your Name Here.

And is now basically chum on the waters of the harbour,

And it had to have a tracker.

And it hasn't worked.

And it said, and I'm quoting here,

And it turns out that's not true.

And it's five insurance groups lower down than the previous Golf GTI level.

And it's got the biggest testes I've ever seen!

And its red line at 9,000rpm.

And left again into Field Of Sheep.

And let see if I can unstick it.

And let's just hope that, for once in your life,

And my second car.

And no good at all in the rain.

And not because you built your windscreen out of a cow's balloon knot?

And now the Golf's got past!

And on that terrible disappointment, I'm afraid it's time to end.

And replaced it with whatever we thought was the best solution

And seen it had become a production line for maggots...

And so, with all of us running...

And some sheep poo.

And someone who thinks they're a boxer

And start raping the countryside again to rebuild it.

And start talking about the car's good points.

And surely he'll appreciate the turbos punching him out of the corner.

And that consumes a huge amount of energy.

And that the best of the bunch is something called the GT3 RS.

And the daub has been replaced by cow poo,

And the drone from the tyres, which is horrendous.

And the seat's got stitching on it

And the seats aren't bad.

And then it was my go.

And then slowed their engines down quickly as they approached a junction,

And then there's the steering, which in comfort mode is horrid,

And then you fire those in a kiln.

And then you ruined it at the end.

And then you will have a convertible.

And there is nothing on God's earth more annoying than a tracker.

And we worked out that Yorkshire is the only place on earth

And we're seeing one of them right now.

And welcome to The Grand Tour,

And what has any of this got to do with crossing the road?

And with that, back to the tent.

And with that, back to...

And you won't have any headache pills with you,

And you've got 48 hours to solve it, or I'll have your badge and your truncheon."

And, erm... And what about you in Yorkshire?

Annoyingly.

Anyway, have you two seen those new pedestrian traffic lights in Trafalgar Square?

Anyway, now it is time for Celebrity Brain Crash!

Anyway, now it is time for Celebrity Brain Crash!

Anyway, on our car show tonight...

Anyway, the police the police, the local police here

Are fresh mud with a bit of water in it,

Are these... Yes.

Are you about to tell me I'm eating...

Are you all right?

Are you gonna dig a canal network to get in and out, perhaps, with your coal?

Are you staring at the world through a cow's ring?

As a threesome, going along.

As he attacks the Isn't Straight.

As it turned out, I'd picked up a passenger.

As it turned out, the smoke was on account

As you may have noticed, the audience there applauding the tragic death...

At his usual top speed of eight,

At points.

Attention to detail.

Back at the start point,

Back on the road, Hammond had called our eco convoy to a halt.

Back wing.

Bastards.

Bastards.

Because a racing car on the road

Because I don't want to see a little face stretched across...

Because I haven't got one.

Because it immediately looks ecological, recyclable,

Because it was just too weak and too floppy,

Because it's got four wheel steering,

Because last week we said there was no real motoring connection with the county,

Because our guest is actually starting in the harbour.

Because Richard Hammond...

Because there was nowhere to put them.

Because they're wearing satin shorts.

Because we have to introduce our next film.

Because we haven't started. We're still in the field.

Because you don't need an alarm, you don't need a tracker,

Because you have to know someone before their opinion is relevant.

Because you're organised and I'm not.

Because you're too close; we'll never get the bumper off.

Before setting off,

Before we were on our way back

Being sawn in half by a glorified Beetle.

Better still, it is growing, because I've planted them

Bones are no good for this. You can't use bones to make cars.

Border Force? ...Border Force, you open the doors and, "Well, there you are."

Both have a top speed of around 190,

But eventually it was done and we were on our way.

But here we are,

But I cost more.

But I will grudgingly admit

But I've got a tracker. It doesn't bother me in the slightest.

But in the meantime, I can tell you that the CO2 produced by this car's engine

But it means that every third time you fill the car with fuel,

But it's not a type of car known to the DVLA.

But it's stretched so thin that it's completely transparent.

But look how it blends in with the environment.

But other than that...

But that looks perfectly solid to me.

But the best thing is the way it goes round corners.

But the fact is that making steel bodies for cars

But the Porsche is a lot lighter.

But the principle is the same.

But then...

But then...

But then...

But then...

But there are some problems.

But very little has been done to make more

But we begin with Porsche.

But what about this one?

But when you arrive at the same hump in the BMW...

But with the cars of the past racking up so many laps,

But you were doing so well,

But you've dug it up!

But, and this is the quote I love,

But, anyway, no loss of traction at all.

But, eventually, he was ready.

But, my God, they've made a hash of it.

But, sadly, before I had the chance to tell you anything about it,

But, that said, this has to be the winner of this test

But... is it as good as this,

By saying you'd have a worse car

Cack. Chaps, I think I'm beached.

Can be used to rebuild your car?

Can I get out now?

Can we just test your blind spots, James?

Can you see either of us now?

Carbon fibre body panels for lightness.

Carmakers will sort out clean,

Clean break. That'll never... You're gonna need pins.

Clearly, James was not going to get his car built that day,

Come on!

Come on! It's a lot better than what you two have done, which is nothing.

Coming up now is my professional review.

Completely different.

Cor!

Cos if you work for Homeland Security... No, what's it called here?

Cow's arse, horse's arse. It's perfect!

Crossing the road is now an opportunity for you to express your sexuality.

Damn it.

Despite the excellent start from Richard and I,

Did you make it yourself?

Disaster!

Do hedgehogs have bones? He could be a door mirror.

Does that mean he's not coming on, then?

Dogs have come and eaten your car.

Driving a BMW.

Eat my meat, Hammond!

Environmentally friendly car bodies and interiors.

Environmentally friendly engines. They will.

Er... Anyway, I'm glad we're still in Yorkshire,

Er... But there's no danger of that happening this week,

Er... But there's no danger of that happening this week,

Er... News from the Inaugural Sustainable Motorsport Event

Er... some straw to give it strength,

Especially for the tracker?

Eventually, Richard and I arrived at the pub.

Eventually, though, our destination hoved into view.

Everybody just goes inside if it starts to drizzle.

Everything's planted. I've put bulbs along here, ready for spring. Daffodils.

Exactly. Anyway...

Except, of course, it will be roughly the shape of a car.

Extremely lovely to drive.

Five.

Five.

Following the decimation of his car

For someone who's really tried their hardest with something

For the future of the planet.

For the tight left.

For trying with that car. I really do.

Gentlemen, I can see what's happened. Wha...

Get off!

Get off!

Get on with it!

Given that we were in an endurance race,

Go get it. Quickly, quickly. Run, run, run.

Good dicing here between the past and the future.

Greenpeace are gonna be ringing him up at any moment.

Hammond arrived.

Hammond, I am a professional motoring journalist, and coming up...

Hammond, you're on silence till it's dangerous.

Hammond's ark made it to the other side safely.

Hang on.

Hard on the brakes, keeping it all in check,

Has anyone lifted this?

Have been sucked out by the magnetism of my genius.

Have made great strides to make more fuel efficient

Have you used ears for wing mirrors?

Having eventually got to the overheating engine

He couldn't see it. It's a hedge trimmer.

He did do that. Anyway, erm...

He is one of Britain's top comedians

He is. What are we going to ask him when he gets here?

He sounds like a right knob.

He's got a pouch for his tracker.

He's just transporting his own cameras along.

He's leaving a message on Trip Advisor.

He's not doing it quite as quickly as you or I did it.

He's now a member of my little community in here.

He's strapped underneath. He's underneath.

Heavily pedestrianised areas should be avoided.

Hedgehogs die.

Hello, everybody!

Hello! Hello!

Hello! I'm in the car. Yeah.

Hello! Transgender.

Hello. Greetings. Thank you.

Hello. Hello!

Help yourselves, everybody. See if you can find him.

Help!

Here he comes now, look, on the screen...

Here we go, into Swindon.

Hi, there.

His car is also riding a lot lower than ours because it weighs so much.

His one was useless. It's his slap happy attitude to making things.

Hold on. So you're making a car out of mud bricks? Yes.

Hold on. There! Look!

Holy cow.

Holy crap!

How did BMW get this thing so wrong?

How do you peel a cow?

How far have we come today? Just remind me.

How much does it weigh, James?

How the hell do you fit in it? Only just.

How would you like to be a petrol filler cap?

However, I, too, made it with relative ease.

However...

I actually think it looks rather stylish,

I am now gonna go and get some spare parts.

I bet I could.

I called it.

I can smell...

I can't see it. My hay fever's really bad.

I can't see through my eyes.

I can't, because...

I don't care how many stars he gives Oxfam Whitby, I'm not going there.

I don't know what happens when it goes red.

I don't know, but I'm not sure this is very hi tech.

I don't think Ferrari give it away!

I don't want to interrupt. He's come in very hot.

I find them flawed, in some dark and rather disgusting way.

I know I don't want to go there, because it'll be rubbish.

I know. I mean, I admire BMW

I made breakfast.

I may be losing one of my I think the correct technical term is the A pillar.

I may have to pit for another tampon.

I mean, I know Hammond, OK?

I mean, the Nissan GTR: fabulous, fabulous car.

I mean...

I must admit, from the outside, it sounds good.

I need to drill some holes for your eyes.

I need to know when you're half an inch away.

I should... clear that...

I think I've done a lap.

I think we can count you out.

I thought, when I read the spec sheet on the RS,

I was getting very deep. It may be leaking slightly.

I was reading Trip Advisor last night.

I was repairing my damaged front end.

I went on Trip Advisor, OK, and there was a review of Whitby.

I wonder if he actually knows what he's in.

I'm being honest, there's not a great deal we can do about it.

I'm gonna ask him, actually, about erm...

I'm gonna say the weight has gone down a bit. I think I'm down to three tonnes.

I'm gonna take a racing line. Oh, I'm completely lost.

I'm made of nature.

I'm really deep here.

I'm standing in my spare parts department. All of it.

I'm struggling to find any.

I'm warning you.

I've decided to abandon my original idea

I've engaged all the hero buttons down here,

I've gone for the super absorbent,

I've got a picture of what it did. Look at this!

I've got a text here from Mr Wilman,

I've got nothing at all.

I've got nothing. I've got nothing.

I've got to the bottom of the problem with the BMW.

I've had the Chief Constable, he's chewed my arse,

I've had the Chief Constable, he's chewed my arse,

I've let the Mondeo through. That's a disaster!

I've lost a tampon again!

I've lost my car! Oh, it's there. It's there.

I've lost part of the hat.

I've lost the other nose tampon! Help!

I've never felt closer to it.

Idiotic splitter in peril over the ruts.

If you have lots of Lego...

If you just go down there, you can have a look underneath.

If you want to do a spot of people smuggling.

In a car made from mud.

In fact, I'm trying to think of a metaphor

In here far too fast into Swindon Swings.

In their noise enhanced cars."

In what is an Audi TT Quattro.

Into the narrowness of Old Lady's House.

Is a bit like trying to play tennis with a cricket bat.

Is a really rather effective parking sensor.

Is being absorbed and used by the bodywork.

Is incredible.

Is it not? Right, so, pop that back on there.

Is it?

Is like a boxing match between an actual boxer

Is our barbecue is made from bricks from James's car,

Is sort of triangular and doesn't look right.

Is that a coal lorry?

Is that from the exhaust?

Is this a car? What is it?

Is work out how to go to the other side.

Is your horse ill?

It builds up very neatly, as you can see.

It came with the car, believe it or not.

It did 1:20.4.

It did wound me, because, you know, it's got so much grip

It doesn't blend in with anything.

It doesn't really fit, so I've got a side of beef,

It doesn't really respond very well to delicacy, either.

It doesn't say, "Stick to the side of your car",

It had an arched roof, it had a keystone.

It has scaffolding in the back for stiffness,

It has the fattest back tyres I've ever seen on a road car.

It is a totally sustainable car made of, effectively, wattle and daub,

It is amazing, isn't it?

It is because these two last week blew up my house,

It is exactly the same as making something out of Lego.

It is its anal passage.

It is. That's why they've come up with these traffic lights in London.

It looked tidy.

It looked tidy. Right...

It looks good.

It took all morning to repair my car

It was all down to my cow car.

It was Italy. No, that was last week.

It was the Inaugural Sustainable Living Motorsport Challenge

It will be very effective as a dam.

It's a lorry delivering coal.

It's a river, and not a small one.

It's alive. It's brilliant, isn't it?

It's basically a hedgerow.

It's because you can't crash it.

It's disgusting.

It's easy to be confused.

It's every single week. We're getting a reputation. People are gonna notice.

It's funny, that's the nature of progress.

It's going...

It's good and thick. It's...

It's got a twin turbo, 3.5 litre V6,

It's got a very grey face.

It's just a bit of door.

It's just a four litre flat six, but...

It's just the bones.

It's just the countryside. It's not doing anything.

It's leaking a lot.

It's like holding onto something from the Ron Jeremy range.

It's mud. It's a mud car.

It's neck and neck!

It's not as strong as bone. Bone is three times stronger than steel.

It's not just camouflage, it is hedge.

It's not just the fact it wounds you.

It's not OK to be transgender?

It's not quick, but it gives me more time to enjoy God's creation,

It's not where anybody lives.

It's not.

It's now time to hand the M4 over

It's OK, though. I've just thought of something else we can do to fill the time.

It's really rather pleasant.

It's right here in the blurb.

It's somewhere between spiteful and undrive...

It's still a sports car.

It's still chuckable and deft.

It's technically possible...

It's the wrong time. I want to cross the road.

It's time for us to make a gentle left into Conversation Street.

It's twitchy, it's unpredictable.

It's worse than last time.

It's... the digestive system

James attempted to tie his car back together using a ball of string...

James is making such a racket, isn't he?

James, can you hear me?

James, could you give me a hand?

James, don't be sexist!

James, even given the limitations of the material you've used,

James, how much does it weigh now?

James!

James's new car was finally ready.

Jeremy arrived... in a snuff movie.

Jeremy Clarkson has retired with a maggot infestation.

Jeremy, what's all that smoke up ahead there?

Jeremy's got trouble.

Jesus Christ!

Jumpers, Sunday lunch... spare parts.

Just because we like trees, do you?

Just came to fiddle with my microphone,

Just climb.

Keeping your ears open for Hammond's pitiable screams.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Jimmy Carr!

Last week, as I'm sure you'll remember,

Last week, as I'm sure you'll remember,

Leave in the sun, then drive through a river."

Leaving James in his dissolving car,

Let's bring up the er...

Let's bring up the leader board, if we can.

Let's bring up the leader board, if we can.

Let's find out.

Let's look on the bright side. If this doesn't work as a car,

Let's not get bogged down with who caused the accident, cos it was you.

Let's put the time up. There it is.

Like many people, I don't really like the idea of the Porsche 911,

Like the Porsche, it's made from exotic lightweight materials...

Little spindly arms throwing a brick.

Look at that.

Look at the smoke!

Look at this.

Look in the ashtray? He's small, but he's not that small.

Look. Listen, this is why I drive a Golf GTI, OK?

Look. You think, "Oh, James's car's falling apart."

May?

Maybe there'll be a nice zoo in this tiny village.

Maybe you're right, it is.

Meant my bodywork started to go off.

Meanwhile, back at base, James was having a rethink.

Meanwhile, back at the pub,

Meanwhile, James's car had shed so much weight

Mind you, I had even bigger problems.

Mine alive, and James's disintegrating again...

Mm. You erm... You bought the last GT, didn't you?

More than 600 horsepower.

Mr Wilman.

Much ruined countryside later,

My car was starting to smell really bad.

My car, the way it disappears into that hedge,

My first four motorcycles,

My mistake. Right, back up the Isn't.

My mum's car, my dad's car,

My reversing bat is working well.

My third and fourth cars,

No time to lose.

No way they're gonna say, "It's not a..." I don't know.

No, because I've just thought of something.

No, hang on a minute, this is North Yorkshire. It's NYPD.

No, hospital. Old folks' home.

No, it just came with the car!

No, it lives in a... It just has a little pouch.

No, law enforcement in Whitby is like cricket.

No, nothing's coming to mind.

No, seriously, it's useless apart from anything else,

No, seriously. James, could you pop the bumper back on?

No, shoo! Shoo in Welsh.

No, slightly different,

No, that's because you'll have a little special place

No, they don't look quaint. They look ridiculous.

No, they don't.

No, they really have. They really have.

No, wait. Sorry. Hang on.

No, what's this boat doing? Shush, everyone! Shush!

No, you can't ask him about that on air.

No, you can't see it because you're trying to looking at it

No, you've all failed

No!

No! Stop!

No.

No.

No.

No. I don't...

No. It's only a second faster than a Porsche 718.

No... No! No! Just stop!

Nobody's interested in watching an American

Nor as aggressively, nor as purposefully.

Not "Swings," that's something completely different.

Not very good on a track,

Nothing we can do to help. Nothing.

Nothing we can do to help. Nothing.

Now it's gone completely.

Now working the ceramic brakes hard

Now, as we know, in recent years the world's carmakers

Now, at this point, I would normally use the word "however"

Now, get me out of here, please.

Now, I hadn't thought of people.

Now, I'm just erm... clearing away the old bone.

Now, last week...

Now, Porsche enthusiasts, by which I mean these two imbeciles,

Now, Richard Hammond is in this car.

Now, there we are. We've already had the 911 GT3 RS round.

Now, Trip Advisor is a website for the mealy mouthed and the bitter.

Now, what we've got here, I think,

Of course he's a right knob,

Of course you are. That'll be easy.

Of James having single handedly restarted the Industrial Revolution.

Of which I am very much a part.

Ofcom, they won't like it.

Oh, "Springs"!

Oh, balls!

Oh, dear, James.

Oh, dear!

Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

Oh, for God's sake! The boat!

Oh, God!

Oh, God! ...undriveable.

Oh, God! Oh, no! Oh, no!

Oh, God! The mortar's dissolving!

Oh, God.

Oh, hang on.

Oh, he's got a mouse in his little bird box.

Oh, hell. I think it looks like

Oh, hello! Oh, mate! You fool!

Oh, hello.

Oh, I'm amazed you weren't hospitalised with that! That's horrific!

Oh, I've lost one of my nose tampons!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, no, wait. Hang on. "You will be racing against

Oh, no!

Oh, no! Cows leak!

Oh, no! More news from the Sustainable Motorsport Challenge is that... Ow!

Oh, no! No!

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Oh, not an hour!

Oh, so Ferrari sold it to you.

Oh, so you crashed your car because mine's got flowers on

Oh, that's gonna confuse him now!

Oh, the... The side's just come off. Yeah, that's...

Oh, they've gone! They've gone! I couldn't see the flag.

Oh, well, James, that's not gonna be you.

Oh, what a start! It's a good start.

Oh, yeah. Let me talk you through this.

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! It's a hedgehog!

Oh! Oh, look.

Oh! Oh, no!

Oh! That's dogs and foxes and things, isn't it?

Oh! We're having... God, that's nasty.

Oh. Sorry, text.

OK, continuing up the Isn't.

OK, well, my community of people, make for higher ground.

OK? So they decided to have a clampdown.

OK.

OK.

OK. Right, I want to begin with the new Ford GT.

On A Sustainable Track, or whatever it's called,

On a track carved out of nature itself.

On your hall table with a pencil outline.

One for some change in case you need it.

One for your tracker, for your keys, one for your little penknife.

One of the sound recordists

Only the wattle has been replaced by straw

Only transgender people can cross when that's green?

Or maybe you're a freak and sit in the wrong place.

Or perhaps horrified,

Our guest Simon Pegg sadly fell into the harbour and drowned.

Our tactics so far had been to protect our cars.

Over 11 miles, we're here.

Ow!

Ow!

Ow! Ow!

Parps from the exhaust on the upshifts

Perfectly all right. Redundancy's built into it.

Planning a new little hatchback?

Plants breathe in carbon dioxide and breathe out oxygen.

Please try not to look at the hideous bloodstained water out of the window.

Plus... Plus, James May lost the tent bag.

Power sliding a hedge.

Precisely, so, actually, it might yet be a brilliant start when the start starts.

Prince Charles would love this.

Probably because it doesn't have a tank full of water in the boot.

Produces 120 million tonnes of carbon dioxide every year.

Really winding up that straight six.

Really, really deep.

Reliability, that's what we need here. That is everything.

Richard and I settled down to appreciate

Richard, meanwhile, had added some floral go faster stripes,

Right to the end of the Isn't now,

Right, close them, Hammond. This...

Right, come on. We've just got two miles to go. Yes.

Right, go back to where you were, because, ladies and gentlemen,

Right, here he comes now,

Right, I'll do one for your other eye.

Right, if I go right a bit,

Right, James, if you'd like to start reversing,

Right, now, can I talk about Alfa Romeo?

Right, so that's the UK.

Right, so, now let's see what the M4 did.

Right, this is it.

Right.

Roger.

Round the Unexploded Bomb,

Rubbish. It's undriveable.

Sadly, before I could tell him,

Sadly, though...

Say that they're all slightly different.

See you next week. Goodbye!

See you there.

Seriously, Hammond, you won't be able to see anything unless I do.

Seven speed flappy paddle box,

Shush what?

Shut up! Your car's given me hay fever.

Since Richard is the team bumpkin,

Slightly larger nose tampons,

Smells of nature, I'm in nature,

So as Granny gets older, does the family sit around

So I could use it as a reversing parking sensor.

So I thought I'd take it to our track to see what it was like.

So I was thinking, surely there must be a better way of getting into Britain?

So if he tells me a restaurant's great,

So if you turn it over and there are sparks,

So it's got compost and soil to provide the nutrients required

So Richard and I decided to spend the night at the pub.

So that's a no, he's not coming on.

So the mortar's dissolving and the bricks are just falling off.

So this is... This is the Whitby Town Police we are talking about here?

So we could get back to the start line.

So we had an idea. Are there more sustainable materials that could be used instead?

So what was yours?

So you still need an HGV licence?

So, if you're the farmer, sorry about that.

So, James, could you bring the car in? Yes.

So, let's... Let's move it on.

So, that's a no, then.

Stop!

Straight away, I can tell you the engine...

Struggling to keep up now.

Stuffed my mother's Audi.

Surely he has to admit defeat?

Sustainable all those things.

Test pilots wear specialist equipment.

Than what, my damn toothbrush?

Than?120,000 on a BMW that's not very good on the road,

Thank you for reminding me, Hammond. Yes, I did.

Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Thank you so much. Thank you.

Thank you very much.

That even the basic cooking models are...

That he was able to get free...

That is a complete mystery, to be honest.

That is absolutely brilliant.

That is out of order! They are getting violent!

That massive ball of smoke in front of us, up front.

That means there's nowhere to put anything.

That Porsche had tried to make a supercar,

That roof is...

That said, the steering wheel is nice.

That story he told me once when we were on holiday.

That was a professional review.

That was annoying.

That was just an homage, really, to the old GT40.

That when immigrants try to get into the country,

That works on the road, really, ever.

That would be a brilliant police drama.

That would be a brilliant police drama.

That you're sort of forced into the seat?

That.

That's a good point.

That's a terrible thing to learn!

That's all he's doing.

That's all it was, 36 hours I'd been on the roads

That's all you want to do. It's nothing to do with expressing your sexuality.

That's always a sign of looking ill.

That's bike territory.

That's cos you're a midget! You don't reach that high up the seat.

That's ecological.

That's gonna make it worse!

That's like a quarter of an inch.

That's more gone.

That's my back!

That's my community, you rural bastard!

That's out of order, mate. You can't. Have that!

That's perfect. Thank you so much, James. If you'd like to step out.

That's unbelievable. That's not good, is it?

That's what matters most.

That's what my car's body is doing right now.

That's what this car is really. It's a sex machine.

That's what's happened. So we're going back...

The amazing thing is, it's not just Audi TTs.

The basic materials for making the bricks

The BMW M4 GTS?

The boat! Stop the...

The bone is taking on the steel!

The bricks have to be baked. You can't just...

The cars from the past started to play dirty.

The difference on this trip, while he's been tearing nature apart,

The eco warrior was ramping up the pace.

The engine, for example, has water injection,