Happy Days (1974) - Season 2 Edit

A 17 year old kid is telling me about inflation.

A And like Mr. Whippett says,

A better scoop than one with makeup.

A big filling of creamy peanut butter.

A big house.

A big night on the town with a movie star?

A Book of the Month Club card with age 23

A boy asked Joanie out for a date?

A boy just called to say

A buck seventy five.

A burglar.

A candidate you should learn...

A chocolate soda every day,

A Christmas tree got to have lights.

A club?

A couple of bachelors on the loose take a nap?

A cross. Does anyone have a cross?

A cute face and a cute build.

A disc jockey at W O W?

A dog? A goldfish?

A drink.

A few of them are so obscure

A flight through Grand Canyon, just like in a plane?

A free look at my tanned, muscular bod.

A girl has to learn. But Mom...!

A good burglar's supposed to know

A grand slam $5,000 homer.

A guy could get a nosebleed up here.

A guy could starve.

A guy gets a little soft from no exercise,

A guy's gotta be in tip top condition

A happy face made out of Jell O?

A hollow weenie.

A hood Hamlet?

A la Fonzarelli.

A lady?

A little bit at first, then I got used to it.

A little Christmas toast

A little closer.

A little extra strategy meeting.

A little more than kin and less than kind.

A little more than kin and less than kind.

A little more than kin and, uh...

A little more than kin and...

A little more than...

A little painting by the numbers.

A little trusting, a little spying...

A loophole's a loophole.

A lot more help to him than his '52 running mate.

A lot of guys blow in my ear.

A lot of pain.

A lot of people probably do things like that.

A lot of spirit.

A lot of thought... All right, all right.

A lot of trouble packing.

A man who can lead armies

A man who carries with him a great family tradition

A moment shared by a mother and a daughter

A nap in my system and nowhere to go.

A paper clip?

A paper clip.

A party, girls?

A party?

A passed ball is charged to Ray Cox...

A picnic, a dance, a hayride all in one week.

A picture of Clarabelle without makeup is pretty hot stuff, Dad.

A plumber, huh?

A present? For me?

A psychiatrist?

A really short dress.

A regular Picasso of pistachio, you know what I mean?

A ride?

A rocket doesn't need that kind of extras.

A shark's jaw?

A skirt and a blouse.

A spare?

A speech? You're gonna make a speech for Stevenson?

A squad leader in ROTC?

A super blower, plus dual exhaust. Huh?

A team, we'll act like one.

A teenage deejay.

A trip to Washington.

A very good looking, nice lady.

A very, very cool car indeed, Cunningham.

A world without moral discipline

A year's supply of Plasti Groom Hair Creme.

A year's supply of Plasti Sheen Toothpaste!

A young man who made a cool, clear choice.

Aah, works every time.

Aah!

Abnormal Psychology?

Abnormal Psychology?

About 35 bucks.

About a half hour.

About a party in Waukesha, but I know he's at home.

About being a stripper.

About being jealous of Chuck and Joanie...

About doing a little drag racing.

About entertainment.

About face!

About face!

About fixing a fence or something.

About her being a virgin?

About interruptions, you know what I mean?

About making out under a tree.

About movie and TV stars, don't you?

About people leaving hot cars lying around.

About singing the national anthem.

About sitting in a dark closet,

About the girls they want to marry.

About the new morals?

About tomorrow's big Howdy Doody look alike contest.

About what?

About what?

About what? About what?

Absolutely, you're all welcome.

Absolutely.

Accepts a challenge for touch football.

Acting nutsy gets chicks? That's right.

Actually, he's a very nice little kid.

Actually, I was kind of leaning his way.

Actually, they call me Dull Potsie.

Adlai Stevenson is a man of action,

Admire, and have always looked up to.

After a while they all look the same.

After all it's his first speech in public and...

After all those stolen moments in the storeroom.

After all, it's "Tgif."

After all, Ralph's heap's the best chick mobile in town.

After having cleaned my garage that...

After Red Buttons, he's my favorite.

After taking that hot chicken soup

After the day...

After the game!

After what your father said to me last night...

After you.

After yourself, and the girls... let's just say that when you

Against tyranny and injustice,

Against your fathers.

Ah, don't let it get to you, Rich.

Ah, good idea.

Ah, good.

Ah, great.

Ah, he's just pulling your leg, Mrs. Harrison.

Ah, I don't know.

Ah, I like that.

Ah, I love it!

Ah, I'm Cunningham, sir.

Ah, Mom. It'll be fine.

Ah, that's cute.

Ah, you win, Ralph. Win what?

Ah! I win!

Ah. I found 'em.

Ah. Well, now, uh...

Ah...

Ah...

Ah... I see your problem.

Ah... it's not all glamour, kid.

Ah... Oh, Marion.

Aha, caught you.

Aim.

Ain't nothin' sacred?

Ain't that cool?

All a jock needs is some hep patter and a real gone image.

All American, good looking, clean cut,

All coming at you on the power radio WOW!

All day?

All except me.

All girls on the rebound fall for guys in uniform.

All girls say that, Rich.

All great leaders were hated by their men.

All I got out of that place was a bad back.

All I have to do is wash and change my clothes.

All I said was I wanted to make some money.

All I see is a dot.

All I wear is T shirts.

All members of the Baseball Hall of Fame.

All my friends,

All my girl friends

All of us?

All right guys, gently.

All right now, kids, I want you to applaud

All right now, listen up.

All right, a chrome exhaust.

All right, all right, go ahead.

All right, all right, let's not panic.

All right, all right, listen to me a second.

All right, all right. The cape, the cape alone.

All right, at ease.

All right, Bag, you and the Demons can join the party.

All right, big smile now.

All right, but the point is that you were right.

All right, chicks, listen up.

All right, Dad.

All right, Dull Potsie, start walking,

All right, everybody,

All right, everybody!

All right, five percent.

All right, Fonz!

All right, Fonz. That's great.

All right, Freckles, you came through again.

All right, gather round.

All right, give me your head,

All right, go back to what you were doing

All right, good luck.

All right, guys, this is our last set,

All right, happy now, everybody, real happy.

All right, he's done.

All right, hey, everybody grab a handful, huh?

All right, I confess.

All right, I got it.

All right, I gotcha.

All right, I... I daydream a lot.

All right, I'd like to make a dedication.

All right, I'll fix it.

All right, I'll get a check.

All right, I'll get it. I'll get it, I'll get it.

All right, I'll tell you what I'll do.

All right, I'm glad to see you guys have finally wised up.

All right, I'm goin'.

All right, in the jaw you don't smile for a week.

All right, it's fixed.

All right, it's gonna work out just fine.

All right, Joanie, on up to bed.

All right, just for a second, huh?

All right, kid, now, listen.

All right, let's get out of here.

All right, let's get this over with here, huh?

All right, let's hear it for bare facts and naked sands.

All right, let's wail.

All right, listen carefully.

All right, listen up.

All right, Marion, if you'll, uh...

All right, Marion.

All right, Mr. I'm Not Scared Of Nothing,

All right, now bring me the milled heads

All right, now where do you want it?

All right, now where were we, huh? Where were we?

All right, now, I took her out on Monday night.

All right, now, just one time good, all right?

All right, now, listen up.

All right, now, sound off!

All right, now, this play here.

All right, now, we each have a job to do.

All right, now, what's goin' on here, huh?

All right, Richie,

All right, Richie, for $5,000, Richie.

All right, right, sure.

All right, she's Richie Cunningham's little kid sister,

All right, so we'll meet at my house tomorrow.

All right, start your engines.

All right, that does it.

All right, that was real good.

All right, that's it!

All right, that's it!

All right, that's it.

All right, the fun's over, Malph!

All right, the winner gets the chicks.

All right, there's no sense arguing.

All right, turn off the projector.

All right, well, I'll... I'll tell him during the films.

All right, what's this guy's story?

All right, who started trimming the tree?

All right, you... sit tight.

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right! All right! I'll come.

All right! I win!

All right! Yeah! Yay!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Come on, let's go!

All right. Easy does it. Let me see.

All right. Give me a kiss, dear.

All right. Have fun.

All right. I think I have mono.

All right. I'll give you the key.

All right. I'll see you.

All right. Now quiet!

All right. Now, this Sunday

All right. On second thought,

All right. On that particular evening,

All right. One... good listener.

All right. Pass the bowls, serve the salad.

All right. Potsie, get the projector. Okay!

All right. Thanks.

All right. Well now let's pick a winner.

All right. Well, I'll talk to my folks

All right. Your first question,

All righty, rooty, reedy, righty reed.

All the big Midwest state fairs and rodeos.

All the blood out of you.

All the connect the dots, all the follow the mazes.

All the great leaders had that quality...

All the guys look like that

All the kids say that, dear.

All the other ads say 18.

All the time?!

All this just so I have something to talk about

All those dates and making out, it's just a front.

All we do is hand out buttons and stickers

All you got to do is establish a relationship.

All you gotta do is look for the blue Chevy

All you're gonna do

ALL: Uh uh... Come on! It's my money!

Allen Funt?

Allen Funt.

Allow me to introduce

Almost 500.

Almost worked, too.

Also comic, J. Jackie Silver."

Also Ralph.

Although I'm scared to admit

Although it would have been nice to have a famous son.

Always clears your head up.

Always just when it gets good.

Am gettin' married.

Am I going too fast?

Am I gonna drive?

Am I thirsty.

Amen.

Amen.

Among crooks...

An interview with Buffalo Bob and Howdy.

An order of fries and a chocolate malt!

And "How to Study to be a Forest Ranger at Home."

And a hot chocolate, please?

And a younger sister.

And all of a sudden she had my ring.

And all of them want but one thing:

And all she asks in return

And all the other girls up to Inspiration Point.

And all the way back in the snow, huh?

And all those cute little silver bullets.

And all you wonderful Junior Chipmunks out there,

And and I hate to bother you again,

And another thing,

And as of this moment... You are out of the choir.

And aspirin for myself.

And away we go!

And basket on a rack on the back,

And be careful.

And beg us to pick them up.

And besides,

And besides, I solved the loudness problem.

And besides, you deserve a night out

And besides... my heart goes out to them.

And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry...

And bring your friends if you want to.

And broad shoulders,

And buckets for Joanie to use.

And by a near unanimous vote of eight to one...

And carried him away.

And Chipmunks are never scared, right?

And clean up these tears of joy.

And Cloris here is my faithful companion Tonto.

And convince him that we have to look good to play good.

And Dad, how would you like to have your own set

And Debbie Hauser's legs.

And distribute them, give 'em back.

And do me a favor... Just burn rubber.

And do you know, I was very uncomfortable in there.

And don't make him upset.

And don't sell your father short, Richard.

And don't you rockers out there in Milwaukee land forget

And don't you say what you're thinking, Marion.

And Dooley and his dumb Dragons were too busy

And drinking eggnog

And dry throat, that's fun.

And electric horn.

And even though it caused a lot of static with his friends

And every time I tried to sleep, you turned the car radio on.

And everyone said I was a very cute baby.

And expect her to go out with you,

And explain to everybody why we weren't on television.

And for the giveaway questions, we give away the answers.

And fresh squeezed orange juice.

And get ourselves a nice, big, fat, juicy pepperoni, huh?

And get out in the world?

And get some interviews?

And get some mouthwash, please?

And give you an inspirational prayer before your game, huh?

And Gloria, you were right:

And go over and get Wingy and Spider.

And got a blood test. What did they say?

And got all this change.

And got it cleared. I'm going over there

And hardware is a vital link in the chain of America.

And have a bite of Aunt Jennie's peanut butter cakes.

And have a good time.

And have fun like you're supposed to.

And have some coffee and doughnuts

And have Thanksgiving dinner with a tired G.I.

And he ain't guilty either.

And he came to this house and knocked on the door.

And he expressed his point of view.

And he had those dreamy seats.

And he helped them make thousands of dollars.

And he just called me out.

And he makes a 20 foot jump shot.

And he paid his check.

And he said I shouldn't drive it,

And he was being shipped to North Africa,

And he went wild.

And he won't tell us what happened.

And he's a tease and a big boss.

And he's Fonzie's nephew.

And he's gonna ruin them.

And he's trying to do everything the way you would.

And help me catch up on my homework.

And help you pass out the candy.

And help your mother with dinner.

And her Naked Milk Bath.

And here you are, you're right in my house!

And here's Louie, Huey and Dewey.

And his friend tries to bird dog him.

And hit Rocky for the tickets.

And hurry up, will you, Wendy? I'm late for dinner.

And I ain't wearing them 'cause they ain't cool.

And I always have to be the maid.

And I am really looking forward to it.

And I can't play the sax with no teeth.

And I couldn't even get in to see him.

And I couldn't think straight.

And I distinctly heard the word "fired."

And I don't have any confidence unless my hair is neat.

And I don't think he knows.

And I don't think Richard knows.

And I don't want any of that funny stuff.

And I don't want to hear another word about it.

And I filled in for him for half an hour.

And I forgot to give it to you before.

And I got a big date.

And I got measured today for the new golf clubs.

And I got mine.

And I got no place to take her.

And I have to think about my love life!

And I heard this yell.

And I I'd like to have the $5,000.

And I just wish you could see it.

And I kiss better on second dates.

And I knocked his canteen into the water.

And I love being in the spotlights.

And I see a lot of trouble in there.

And I still think you're nice.

And I think I've got one.

And I think she didn't want to see me

And I think that Kefauver is definitely gonna be

And I thought I heard you call.

And I thought... well,

And I want you to say the first word

And I want you, detail by detail,

And I was five years older...

And I was just thinking that, you know, maybe...

And I was supposed to be keeping the other guys

And I was thinking about how lucky I am

And I wasn't ready to give the boy up yet.

And I went to the college free clinic myself.

And I went up to Mrs. Reed's house.

And I win. As usual.

And I wouldn't want you to think

And I, I have sort of a sore throat.

And I, with His help, will direct.

And I'd be the first one to tell him.

And I'd like to congratulate you on a great win.

And I'd like to take my glass with me.

And I'd like to take you all home with me,

And I'd like you to escort me

And I'll be dizzy all day.

And I'll bring the money back with me tomorrow?

And I'll do 'em twice.

And I'll do anything I can to make it up to you

And I'll let you know what night.

And I'll make it to... uh...

And I'll meet you at the... uh...

And I'll see you at the dance.

And I'll see you at the dance.

And I'll see you at the movies.

And I'll show you a girl who drinks.

And I'll stand on the other side.

And I'll tell you something else.

And I'll tell you why you should be for Ike...

And I'm going to be in the rafters with you.

And I'm going to move way, way over here

And I'm gonna give a speech for him at the youth rally.

And I'm gonna have one right now.

And I'm not much of a musician either.

And I'm sorry you didn't win, old bud.

And I'm still weak from being sick.

And I'm sure he's a gentleman.

And I'm tired of my father having to take me home

And I'm very glad you're here tonight.

And I'm... I'm Richie the C.

And if any of my red licorice is missing,

And if Charmaine ain't happy, I ain't happy. You get my drift?

And if he walked into this room this very minute,

And if he's not out

And if I knew it was hot,

And if it's not, it won't hurt."

And if it's printed it could ruin his career.

And if they fear you, they'll follow you.

And if you need anything else, just whistle.

And is a shining example for all the world...

And it goes like this...

And it is very difficult

And it it's got 5,000 next to it and a star?

And it won't be.

And it'll be different.

And it'll soon be in drive ins and theatres everywhere.

And it's balcony "LL"!

And it's contagious, and I... know somebody

And it's contagious, right?

And it's gonna continue to go up.

And it's important to pick the right man.

And it's kind of shocking.

And it's probably easy enough for your fans to spell.

And it's such a great night for a walk.

And it's wrapped around

And Joanie sneaked up behind me.

And Joanie'd like to have the bike

And just because I brought you up to a sexy spot

And just because I wore a sexy dress...

And just think how excited your father'll be.

And keep it open.

And listen. Anytime you want to borrow it,

And little Joanie Cunningham

And look at the Fonz, supercool Fonzie.

And look what I got.

And look, "Must be 25 or over to order this film."

And look, I'll send the tickets right over, okay?

And make a noise like a coyote?

And make sure that I'm wrong.

And maybe I could use the place, huh?

And maybe Johnny Fish himself.

And me getting those golf clubs that...

And Mickey Rooney showed up,

And Mom's always putting things away

And mono is the kissing disease

And my bike leaked oil.

And my parents are asleep.

And my parents aren't home.

And my teachers are sleeping in the next room.

And no one'll ever know that you're driving a hot car.

And nobody knows that he's a vampire.

And not enough ketchup on the hamburger.

And not one person offered to help me.

And now back to Big Money!

And now he's going back for a second bite.

And now here is our next Howdy Doody look alike, Danny Glass.

And now I feel terrific.

And now I have to go to a demolition derby.

And now it's time for our first dedication.

And now it's time to pick our next lucky contestant

And now it's time to select a brand new contestant.

And now listen to this number!

And now we can really goof off.

And now, direct from a triumphant engagement

And now, we will have the traditional pinning

And now... now in the interest of fairness,

And oh! Here's my pet elephant!

And one more thing, huh, for all you volunteers

And only a lame brain would do something

And our next lucky contestant is...

And our Santa Claus would be mugging the neighbors.

And pick your Big Money category?

And please try to stay cool.

And pop the popcorn and do all the fun things

And Potsie, I covered for you that night

And pretend like I'm looking for something

And put our lives on the line for our country.

And Rabbit Maranville.

And Ralph thinks it's raspberry

And ready to go for it all: the jackpot... $5,000.

And remember this: You got to get your men

And remember, don't drive too carefully,

And return here

And right away everyone thinks he's gaining weight.

And run for help, all right?

And said, "See ya, Cunningham."

And say, kids, are you ever gonna love this?

And second of all, you ain't me, you creep,

And see if we can latch onto some new talent.

And see what happens after that.

And see what happens?

And see what we can work out.

And seeing the sights?

And she said, "Good, come back tomorrow."

And she'll be a legend.

And she's still talking to me.

And she's with my nephew, Spike,

And singing Christmas carols

And Sis, you stand right over here.

And so Dwight David Eisenhower goes back to Washington

And so sweet.

And some left over to give to the church.

And sometimes it was Chance to Tinkers to Evers.

And speaking of soup...

And spend Christmas Eve with us.

And start thinking like that.

And stealing their goat.

And Stevenson has a plan to curb that inflation.

And stop bothering me about more money.

And stuff?

And take her to your house?

And take it from me, in this election, the right man is Ike.

And take your dull friends with you.

And takes off every stitch of clothing

And talented.

And tell me it was parmesan cheese.

And tell your parents that she's lost?

And thank you for letting me be a disc jockey at W O W.

And thank you, Richie, for a truly inspiring speech.

And that bored you, too.

And that is the meaning of the word "freedom."

And that means that Denise was free a whole day

And that Republicans are the party of peace and prosperity?

And that Richie Cunningham is the real and legal owner

And that works?

And that's not all.

And that's not just for Arnold's windows.

And that's one of the main reasons

And that's reading poetry, all right?

And that's the last one tonight, huh?

And that's what everybody called me... Freckles.

And that's what made you yell?

And the bedroom door was open.

And the bright shiny bell in the tower?

And the bum said, "No, that'll be fine."

And the coach wants us to run over some new plays.

And the dual carbs, right?

And the fans picked him up on their shoulders

And the fire department? Right.

And the freckles... Keep the freckles.

And the girls were in the next cabin,

And the homework and the apartment.

And the lady of the house asked what he wanted.

And the lady said, "Well, do you mind yesterday's soup?"

And the only way I could get it over

And the other two go and get the money?

And the phobias that infect the mind.

And the picnic... and my phone number.

And the plumbing has been out every time.

And the rest of the Fins.

And the winning run is on second base

And then find out your feet were off.

And then I met you.

And then I'll cut part of your share of the rent each month.

And then later on, I'll read The Night Before Christmas.

And then me and my friends are going to punch you out.

And then my father really chewed me out

And then once a week, uh... usually Saturday,

And then she gives me one of those looks.

And then the demons crash it.

And then they just went out.

And then they'd have to take ROTC over again in the summer.

And then we can be buddies again.

And then we're gonna roast some marshmallows

And then what happened?

And then when she does laugh, I'll know if it's her.

And then you have a baby.

And then you mouth her a message.

And then you turn out to be a fink.

And there are a lot of crazy people around these days.

And there you have the very wonderful LaVerne and her duck.

And there's no way I'm gonna miss that bus.

And there's sort of a mystique about him.

And there's the toss.

And these spurs and these six guns

And they clobbered us in the Hooper ratings.

And they get the most messed up.

And they in France...

And they know we're not asleep, they'll come out. Come on.

And they might even give me my own horse.

And they never ever came out.

And they'd do anything for me.

And they'll just swarm all over those...

And they're all vampires, too.

And they're cheating everybody

And they're going to be playing

And they're not really answers either.

And they're saying that I look like a movie star

And this here is Rocky Baruffi...

And this is a pretty good one, too.

And this is the show with a heart, Big Money.

And this is your average smart kid.

And this latest dizzy disc is a...

And this, above all...

And throw that garbage out to those kids.

And to dare to ask a girl out on Saturday night

And to them this is Clarabelle.

And top deserves top.

And try and be home before midnight, huh?

And understanding won't cure.

And until then, this is Jack Whippett

And wait till I get things under control, huh?

And waiting a half hour before you go swimming.

And washeth that junk off thy faceth,

And watch Afternoon Bandstand.

And watch some television tonight.

And we are buddies, right?

And we bumped each other on the gangplank of the troop ship

And we can't get any rest.

And we got the house to ourselves.

And we got to see if they got back together.

And we have a lot of laughs together, right?

And we have still another convert

And we mean cheap.

And we sort of ran into these three girls here.

And we start off our show with Mr. Roger Schneider.

And we'd rather get you to do the lead...

And we'll clean up.

And we'll drink some cider and trim the tree,

And we'll go see him and we're not upset.

And we'll toast the marshmallows

And we're not Fonz.

And we're not gonna neck.