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ALF Sounds

ALF Sounds

Soundboard for Gordon Shumway, aka ALF. Contains insults, complaints, threats, and more.

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Agree
ALF
ALF 2
Alright
Are
Ask
Attorney
Babe
Beautiful
BRB
Buddy
Busy
Busy Guy
Buy
Cab
Cab 2
Call
Calling
Car
Career
CIN
Clear
Cockroach
Come
Cookie
Creature
Cupid
Dasher
Date
Doing
Don't 2
Dont
Dorothy
Ease
Easy
Emergency
Espacio
Exactly
Explain
Explain 2
Exploded
Family
Fast
Fire
Fish
Five five five
Fix
Fix 2
Forget
Forget 2
Friend
Get job
Going
Gordon
Got job
Grunting
Guy
Ha
Ha 2
Hang
Hard
Hasta
Hate
Hear
Hello
Hello 2
Hello, Oper
Hemdale
Herd
Here
Hi, ALF
Hockey
Hold
Hug
Hurting
I've got a three fifty seven and I know how to use it
IDK
IDK say
Illegal
Innocent
Irritating
Isnt job
Job
Job 2
Jody
Kidding
King
Know
Life
Listen
Lock
Mac
March (2)
March 1st
Married
Matter
Maybe
Me, ALF
Mean
Melmac
Melmac 2
Member
Merve
Mistake
Money
Name
Name 2
Name ALF
Never
No
No 2
No idea
Noise
Not going
November
NP
Number
Oh, yeah
Ok
OMG
One six seven
Oohh
Pain
Paint
Pay
Planet
Please
Police
Police 2
Pres
Prob
Realize
Rhonda
Rhonda 2
Rush
Said
Sancho
Say
Say 2
Screaming
Screaming 2
Screaming 3
SD
Selling
Serious
Shes 16
Silly
Snack
Sorry
Spanish
Sparky
Special
Start
Start 2
Sue you
Suggestion
Sure
Talking
Tell
Terrible
Terrific
Thanks
This ALF
This ALF 2
Today
Toy
Trapped
Trouble
Twice
Uhh
Uhh 2
Und
Voice
Want
West
Who this
Why
Willie
Working
Yeah
Yeah 2
Yeah, ok
Yes
Yes, Maam
You
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