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A bullet sounds the same in every language, so stick a ******* sock in it. You cow.
A room.
A sexy party.
Alright, I'm sorry, it's all my fault.
Alright, that's it.
Am I talking to myself up there?
And by the way, let's be clear, I only like you as a friend.
And you have no business in shorts.
Are you blind or just stupid?
At the end, you're a main character is a richer for the experience.
Behold the Armada.
Bertram
Big big stack of papers there.
Bing bong
Bing bong hello.
Brian.
Brian.
But it didn't take it out. Put it in, take it out, put it in, take it out, put it, didn't take it out.
But it is not I.
But this is impossible.
California.
Can I possibly speak to someone who didn't come to this country on a floating door?
Can I talk to you about something?
Casper.
Cracker, nice little little story. Working on their little bigger novel.
Crying
Crying 2
Damn you
Dear God, I've gotta get ahold of myself.
Disney World, Disney World Disney World. I wanna go to Disney World.
Do you know what it's time for?
Enjoy your left testicle while you can.
Exactly.
First Fidelity insurance over on Weybosset St.
Fix me a highball. I'm going to get good and tight.
Friends.
Gandhi
Get out of here you spineless elf.
Girlfriend.
Go away fat man.
Go to compelling protagonist obstacle for him to overcome.
God broken down blood vessel.
Good day to you Sir.
Good Lord
Good Lord, what the hell did I do last night?
Good Lord.
Got something new to right about now, you know.
Granny Smith Apple.
Grover
Guys can marry other guys now.
Ha.
Ha.
Hanging up now.
Have the money by tomorrow and there won't be any problems.
Have we ever actually met?
Have we ever actually, you know, met?
Hello mother.
Hello there.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey, I'm talking to you Tubby. Don't you ignore me who?
Hey, what's going on?
Hey, what's going on? How are you?
Hey.
Hey.
How long have you been a prostitute?
How the hell did you do that?
How you how you coming on that novel you working on?
How's everything else going?
How's everything else going?
Huh?
Huh?
I am never going to drink again, ever.
I am so bored.
I bet none of you could even find your own *****
I can't answer those questions and not even supposed to be talking to you.
I can't take it anymore.
I dare say I'd fit right in with the kids from 90210 even the older looking one.
I have no idea. I thought you knew.
I I thought I thought you interrupted me. Don't don't interrupt me.
I like her, oh.
I made it seem as though you are homosexual.
I mean, I may have an occasional creme de menthe, but that's about it.
I mean, you know I don't even know, say for example if you have a room up there.
I mean, you know I don't even know, say for example if you.
I need a loan.
I need a plane ticket to San Francisco.
I only like you as a friend.
I rule this territory.
I said little narrative beginning, middle and end. Some friends become enemies. Enemies become friends.
I say I could be a millionaire Playboy.
I shall see you fire Daniel.
I thought we were going to go all the way and I together like Hitler and Eva Braun.
I thought we were going to go all the way in.
I want a Granny Smith Apple.
I want to have intercourse with you who yeah, intercourse with you.
I'm a 35 year old Parade magazine reading Virgin.
I'm a monster.
I'm going to get in the gym, get my lats back and then me and my friends from Cobra Kai are going to take you down, man.
I'm gonna do I'm gonna do something that's gonna freak you out.
I'm in love with Katie Holmes. I'm in love with Katie Holmes. I'm not gay.
I'm just going to go out in the hallway and throw up about something else.
I'm just saying it would probably be better for everybody if you had the money tomorrow.
I'm not gay.
I'm not gay.
I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy. Boston with this damn tiva sandals, and it's cold and it's in his ever Crombie and Fitch long sleeved open stitch, crew neck, Henley. Smoking is sticky ...
I'm so kiss your face.
I'm stewie Griffin.
I'm the guy you left standing at the counter at McDonald's with a bag full of burgers.
I'm training for the Olympics and I need absolute concentration.
I've got to get out to California.
I've had enough.
I've never had sex.
I've never slept with any woman.
I've only got $200.
If I'm drunk, I'll be calm. If I'm calm I'll be nice. If I'm nice I won't go to hell.
If you get really fat like just like just go buy a whole pint of ice cream and and shovel down the whole thing. I mean just really pig out.
Intercourse with you who?
Is that from something or did you just make that up?
Is that where you got that leather handbag? Who? I'm sorry that your face?
Is there a shorter word for intercourse?
Is there any tread left on the tires at all or at this point would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
It is you.
It was, it was like old, slow down, you know. And I was like woo but I couldn't stop it.
It's Dewey cruise.
It's Shirley BLT.
Jim Davis
Kathy Bates
Knock, knock.
Last.
Let's have sex.
Like God, look at you fat ********
Lois
Lois
Marco
Marie Joseph Paul. Yves Roch Gilbert de Motier Marquis de Lafayette.
Matthew McConaughey
Maybe a main character gets into a relationship, suffers a little heartbreak.
Me.
Mom.
Mommy.
My word.
Nelly
No no.
No thanks.
No, it's horrible.
No, no don't do that. Stop stop.
No, no, I don't want to die. I want to leave leave.
No, that's it. I give up.
No.
No.
No.
None of your beeswax Ramona.
Now, is there a shorter word for intercourse?
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