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Alien bureaucrats are gonna arrest you.
Alright, hear me out on this.
Alright, I'm bored.
And how dare you even ask me that?
And I love sucking big, sweaty boners and licking disgusting furry testicle sacks.
And I thought you learned that by now.
And if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad, Morty.
Any of your scientists working on anything new?
Anyone working on, say, a little universe in a box?
But hey.
By the way, life on other planets exists.
Couldn't help but notice that you were having problems generating power.
Crommelin from the Sickness 5 expanse.
Do this thing.
Don't hate the player, hate the game, son.
Eating that motherfucking ice cream. Slurping, slurping, slurping it up.
Energy wise.
Fine, whatever.
Fuck you.
Get your head out of your family's ass.
Ha ha aah.
Ha ha ha.
Hell yeah.
Here's dessert. Fuck you.
Hi, everybody.
Hi, sweetie.
Holy shit.
How about that drink?
I disagree.
I don't know.
I guess I remember that.
I haven't seen you in months.
I just got back from Walmart. They're selling Nintendo 3DS systems for one 4999 on sale. Plus every time you buy one you get a $50.00 gift card. Brings the total price down to $110 after tax.
I need you to do me a favor.
I remember the conversation.
I think this might be it.
I'll see you around.
I'll see you motherfuckers at the dance.
I'm not looking for judgment, just a yes or no.
I'm tiny Rick.
I've heard stories from other Ricks.
In your face.
It really makes you appreciate how fickle the universe can be.
It's hard for us to comprehend all this.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus, there's flies in my ice cream.
Just a yes or no?
Let me ask you something.
Lick, lick, lick my balls.
Listen, I'm not the nicest guy in the universe.
Male or providien?
Man, that guy is the red grin grumble to pretending he knows what's going on.
My name is Rick Sanchez.
Negative visualization. Jerry explains a lot about where you're at.
No can do.
No such agenda, chief.
No, Frasier.
No. Can't do, morty. I just can't.
Ohh goodie.
Ohh great.
OK, yes.
Punk ass little bitch.
Relax and stop being a pussy, Morty.
Ricky Ticky, Tavy beach.
Rubber baby baby bunkers.
Shum Shum slippity DOP.
Shut up, morty.
So did you guys make out a little bit?
So I really think what you're doing here is unethical.
Sorry about that.
Summer Smith is a fucking psycho nerd and she just got me kicked out of school.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That's really nice of you.
The car's name was kit. Nobody rode Michael knight.
There's a larger lesson to be learned here.
There's a lot more where that came from, too.
There's flies in my ice cream.
They take their balls and they dip them in cocaine and wipe them all over each other.
They're going to put the intergalactic equivalent of a jumper cables under your nuts and or labia and hook them up to an alien car battery until you tell them where I am, which I guarantee you you'...
This isn't a musical number. This is a fucking operation. We gotta be cool and fucking lay low.
This isn't going to shake out like you think, pal.
Trust me Morty, I've heard stories from other Ricks.
Wait, wait, wait. Come on. Hold. Hold on a second. Hold on.
We can flip those sons of bitches for 230 bucks apiece, easy. They're all limited edition Zelda ones.
We can go get some ice cream, motherfucker.
Wellbeloved dub dub.
What did I tell you?
What do you know about friendship, Jerry?
What the hell is your problem?
Whatever you want to do, you little punk ass little bitch.
Where do you wanna meet?
Who am I talking to?
Who knew?
Who the fuck are you?
Why in the fuck would I ever do that? Ever.
Why not?
Why was Knight Rider called Knight Rider?
With Michael knight.
Would it be possible for us to get some kind of tour of your mini verse from the inside?
Yeah, what the hell.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck you for shooting my liver.
Yeah, yeah.
You are right.
You don't want to know how many answers that question has.
You ever hear about Wall Street, Morty?
You fucking cocksucker.
You know what those guys do in the in their fancy boardrooms.
You know, Grandpa goes around and he does his business in public because Grandpa isn't shady.
You might as well ask a horse to fix a merry go round. I mean, he'll try his best, but mostly he's just gonna get horrified.
You really are your father's children.
You're acting like a freaking lunatic.
You're both pieces of shit.
You're gonna pull that move.
You're the man of the house and you don't have a job.
Your microverse sucks and your mini versus the size of a fucking lobster tank.