Rick and Morty (2013) - Season 4 Edit

A database of her memories to your device

A fucking piece of shit "Star Wars."

A generation ship for my half rock children,

A little lesson for me along the way.

A place saving video game thing!You're a piece of shit!

A vat of fake acid!

Aaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah! Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aaaaaah!

Aah! Aah!

About rejecting your ideas.

About why you can't control your kids.

Absolutely. I got nowhere to be.

Acid proof!

Activating playwright converter!

After all this, you don't want to know the truth?

After we caught our first fish.I am!

Agreed. He's definitely dead

Ah ha! You can't do it!

Ah, besides the fact that he is, uh, impervious to acid.

Ah, goodbye, old friend

Ah, okay, then without further ado drop him.

Ah, where the magic happened.Gross.

Ah.

Ahh, I get it.

Ahh! Oh, God.

All I do is say "hey."

All it took was a deep enough drip pan.

All of their collective knowledge.

Alright, alright, stop.

Alright, c'mon Morty, let's go home.

Alright, class,

Alright, lemme just sync these up

Alright, motherfucker.

Alright, okay, this isn't a poetry reading, a kid just died.

Alright, that tears it.

Alright! Let's just do this.

Alright! State your terms.

Alright.

And a compartment of bones at the bottom.

And barely habitable celestial objects

And calling a bone scientist.

And come out spineless enough to do their job.

And drove the ship into that Zeus guy's head.

And drugged up like some kind of chicken or lemur.

And fell in love with a buxom hand axe juggler half my age.

And get you back to your dimension.

And give me the money.

And give us astronomers.God, you are such a space nerd.

And going back.

And hang out with Grandpa's clay people?

And having the time of his life right now.

And he's ready to burn some bush!

And honestly, I'm pretty ashamed.

And I am embarrassed to say I am now an expert blacksmith

And I love having two wives.

And I put a bomb in her neck in case she ever came back.

And I will never sell you out, ever.

And I'll release the bones, they'll float up

And if anything goes wrong which it won't

And incels didn't invent it, Bugs Bunny did.

And it looks like school's out, bitch.

And let your old man take the reins,

And look how the smaller ones are shaped!

And Morty, the fucking moron, he thought

And never exploded?

And not just jacuzzi heated Mountain Dew,

And pack their moisture wicking shirts.

And partying are all about.

And placed a vat of fake acid amongst the real ones.

And playing video games is the best,

And put it in the analyzer.

And put on the Billy Ocean because Moses is home

And quick release bones isn't inventive enough for you,

And remember, we are in a drought,

And Rocky Road ice cream has peanut butter

And shit the losers through a mean butt tube!

And shunting you into to into a near duplicate,

And tells us he forgives us. What a fucking mooch!

And that means no sci fi bullshit.

And the slave rebellion took the capital.

And the therapist.

And the world will know when I try to hurt you.

And then go back to your save point,

And then it hit me.

And then little Tommy FlimFlam's

And then you can get right back to your dumb vacation

And they can't do it without us seeing them.

And we are well within our rights to be outraged,

And when did my job become pitching you ideas?

And which Beth is a clone, obviously.

And who is that?Uh, uh, a clone.

And you act like they're not even worth thinking about!

And you didn't just have someone's bones in there?

And you killed my best friend. I shoulda said that one first.

And you're not a dwarf in a raincoat.

And... that last one should be...

Announcer: Planets Only. Planets Only. Planets Only.

Announcer: You get the idea.

Anybody up for a family session?

Are drifting through the void just for you.

Are getting bored. We need to increase

Are gonna be mad.No, hey, hey, look, no.

Are they gonna torture us?

Are we here for justice... or something else?

Are you dying of dementia?

Are you embarrassed of me?

Are you kidding me? Look at them!

Are you serious?

Aren't you an inventor?

Around. Guess we'll see.

As it was isolating a moment in time,

As long as you mean the Lindsay Lohan version.

As much as I'd like to kill you,

As my huge dynamite penis.

Ask God for a flood next time. It'll come with a shower.

Ask your bosses.

At just the right distance.

At least do it right.

At least I'm a pretty good friend.

At least this guy is immortal and can stick around.

At the exact same time.

At the moment of parallel determination.

Attention, Zeta 99 2.

Aw, geez, that that poor guy.

Aw, goddamnit, this is traumatizing.

Aw, man. Oh!

Awesome. He resisted. We can shoot him.

Aww.

Bad. Bad. Bad.

Basically murdered him.Grandpa!

Beats real crystals and no gun.

Because I fucking did it!Oh ho ho!

Because if you move the bar so low,

Because it's the only way

Because they're bad.

Because they're so small.

Because they're so tough. Tougher than the laser?

Because this sucks ass. Camping is just

Because we've interacted so many times,

Because you ruined it!It was pre ruined!

Before vaporizing her.

Before what you're trying to do was called "negging,"

Being homeless without the change.

Best grandpa ever!

Beth Smith.Beth. Beth. Beth Smith.

Beth, I know it looks bad, but trust me.

Beth, you wanna do the honors?

Beth! Just hold on!

Big man, big genius. Big lonely drunk.

Bird Person, stop.

Bird Person?It is now Phoenix Person.

Birth cycle. Now.

Bitch, your job is to have intercourse with strangers

Bold move, Morty Smith. But can you deliver?

Booya! Holy shit!

Boy, that Rick.

Brought my own.

Brought to you by Wrangler.

Built too tough.

Built... too... tough.

Bullshit. They're my kids! We're staying!

Bunch of bullshit.

But You killed their father!

But can you deliver?

But his AI hologram is fuckin' his own pee hole.

But I am actually disintegrating.

But I don't care what's in that vial.

But I guess that's the lesson crazy things happen

But I have given them more purpose than ever.

But I mean, if you want, I can still power wash his guts

But I think you invented

But I'll remember to fart more while I'm saving the galaxy.

But I'm the guy that showed up.

But if you stop fighting, you both get McDonald's.

But if your mom gets clingy, you can use this to get some space.

But in real life so that you can try stuff

But it just speaks to the sheer forgettability.

But maybe I was just being stupid.

But maybe we're the ones who suck.

But really, I just wanted to feel important.

But shouldn't we just let this be?

But the only real hitch is that there was already a you

But then I started wondering...

But then I thought, "Well, you know what would be even

But they're sexy. It's a comedic premise.

But we do make a pretty good team.

But you can merge the probable realities

But, Beth and Jerry, pretty terrible parenting on your part.

But, sure, okay.

But... you seem different.

By a mind slug or something?

Bye. You're a bad father.

Campfire

Camping!

Camping? Ooh!

Camping.Oh, look, Jerry finally found his people.

Can be this critical and suck this much.

Can someone just kill me?[ Video game beeping ]

Can we go?

Can we turn the radio on?

Can you maybe not tell Mom and Dad?

Can't remember his name. Dresses up weird.

Can't you just make a portal?

Cannot penetrate Wranglers.

Churnk: Guess he took your threat pretty serious.

Close the door.

Come on, bitch!Look, you win, okay?

Come on, kids, we have to go do

Come on, now. You kids, you did real good here.

Come on.

Come on. Show him the crystals, Morty.

Come out with your hands up, you sick fuck.

Congratulations to your government, business,

Congratulations, Earth, on being destroyed by the NX 5,

Cool beam. But let's bargain.

Cool vacation, guys.

Cool. See you around.

Cooler is a space daughter," s so I made one.

Crazy and of of course soul crushing.

Crazy Pussy Whipped Person?

Dad, can we please go back

Dad, do something! Make it stop!You think I know how to stop this?

Dad, they're trying to take over the galaxy!

Dad, we need the belt.

Dad?

Dad? We're off to Dr. Wong's.

Damn

Damn it, I didn't think she had this number.

Damn, this thing has twin turbines?

Damn, you think they got infected

Deal.

Did I wander that far from my console?

Did you for real just try to smite me?

Did you get any of that?

Did you have fun, Morty?

Did you hear something?Doesn't matter.

Did you just see a pantsless little boy run by?

Did you know Summer huffed a K Zax Array?

Do not go into that vat.

Do you have any idea how much fucking work

Do you have psychic powers?

Do you want me to stay here and be part of your life,

Does acid lose its acid power the more it dissolves?

Does it have, like, a proximity triggered device

Doesn't make any sense.

Don't ever make fun of me again.

Don't forget to have fun.

Don't let him divide us.

Don't let it start on fire!

Don't push me, asshole!

Don't steal my moment! Do it!

Don't you ever miss Earth?I don't have to miss it.

Dr. Wong had a cancellation today.

Dream team rides again!

Drinks are on us if you want to talk it out.

Earth's going ta ta.

Eat my ass! Hoist me!

Eeee!

Eh, it's your hero phase.

Eh!

Engineer? Princess, I'm sure every caveman

Entire systems of steamy, lush globes

Equally probable reality, transporting you into it

Especially those times.

Even if you kill me, you're a dead man.

Ever!

Every Everybody go home and hug your loved one or something.

Every day is a vacation for you.

Every Rick has a vat!

Every time you relived a satisfying fart,

Every time you reset to smell Jessica's hair,

Everybody in my family, not the world.

Everybody in the car.

Everybody in the galaxy tries to take over the galaxy.

Everybody, drop your guns except for Jerry!

Everybody, shut up! You're all saying different shit.

Except a long term relationship with a woman

Except all of mine, right?

Except for the Wrangler jeans."

Excuse me?

Eyes on the lady. Switcheroo.

Falls out of the sky. He's generating an ionic cloud

Father of the year.

Father of the year.Shut up!

Father or not, he was a lying piece of shit.

Feel my presence through the fog!

Feels like that guy had other stuff going on.

Fine. You won't do something, I will.

Fire up the NX 5.

For an ounce of approval from her drunk father!

For once in my life, I want you to decide, Dad.

For the entire week of spring break?

For this young man melting himself in acid.

For you. I actually have something for that.

For your English homework, Bukowski.

Forcing us to do nothing in the middle of fucking nowhere

From his own belief system. Holy shit, Summer,

Fuck all of you, fuck all of you,

Fuck you, Morty!Fuck you!

Fuck you! [ Grunts ]

Fuck your mom and dad. Your parents are a bag of dicks.

Fuck. Dad was right.

Fucking classic.

Fucking Doopnar! Sing something!

Gah!

Gaia, baby, gonna need a little raw iron and steam.

Gaia: Rick! What did you do?!

Gaia: Rick. You came.

Garage, family therapy mode

Gee, what do you think?

Get him. But not in a weird way.

Get us out of here. I'll hold them off.

Getting high and playing video games is the best,

Give back the belt. You take the goggles.

Go ahead, Dad. Gaia deserves some time, too.

Go away. We trade in an hour.

Go camp with your father.

God damn it.

God damn it. Morty, fix your underwear.

God damn it.Say the vat is good.

God, fuck you.

God: My children, I give you my power.

God? Rick. The kids.

Goddamn it, Beth, if you're gonna do it,

Goddamn it! I'm sorry, what did you say?

Going through the introvert sector?

Good girl.

Good practice, girls.

Good thing Dr. Wong's got an opening.

Good work there, TickTock.

Got you now, you son of a bitch.

Grandpa Rick, you can kill anything.

Great story, boss. [ Chuckles ]Really detailed.

Great, because she specifically asked you

Guess you don't want to learn how to skip rocks, either.

Guy swoops in after we raised his whole civilization

Guys. Please. Not in front of the kids.

Ha ha! You like that?

Ha! You call her Gaia?

Ha! You call her Gaia?

Hanging out with Rick.

Having a grandson?

He can give them more.I mean, maybe we should just bail, Dad.

He does have his moments.

He had a gun.Whatever.

He never wanted you back,

He saved my life, no thanks to you.

He told me you're the clone.

He's clearly crying for help.

He's probably sucking off a tree

Hearing you talk about the vat...

Hello, Gaia. Hold on.

Here, Dad.Perfect.

Here, grab that ratlike creature,

Here. Take a bite of this tasty treat.

Here's my ass.

Hey, I'm sorry I brushed you off the other day.

Hey, Morty, hold on, wat watch this.

Hey, over here. Look at me.

Hey, save some of these atomic age beatnik zingers

Hey, you are not cleared to land.

Hey! Ah! We've been over this.

Hey! I only said "hey."

Hey! I told you kids no phones!

Hey! Ow!

Hey.

Hey. C'mon. Y You know I didn't mean it that way.

Hey... Jessica, right?

Hi, Mrs. Smith.

Hi, uh, hey, Jessica.

His ass is on fire from Xenon fluid,

His own grandson?

His tongue is sharp, but it cannot whittle.

Holy shit, Morty.And Summer.

Holy shit, what the fuck?

Holy shit.

Holy shit. I can do anything.

Holy shit. I'm a terrible father.

Honey, you're back.

How about I just blow my brains out, starting with hers?

How about you?I don't deserve this.

How are there so many of them?Unproductives?

How are you talking to me like this?

How come some of the pants are

How could that have been painless?

How crazy would that be?

How did you Morty, do you want me to explain,

How do I make it stop?!I don't know. I'm fucking high!

How do we know that's really acid

How do you like that, bitch?

How dumb are you?

How many sets of bones this rat got?

How's it going?

How's the stomach?What?

However can I live with myself?

Huh. [ Sniffles ]

Hup! Ho! Big money, big money.

Hup! Ho! Big money, big money.

I actually have something for that, too.

I am not letting you abandon those kids

I attended a renaissance faire

I beseech your nasty little asses

I came back kill him, you know.

I can do anything, Morty.

I can literally do anything.

I can make it so those Mortys never existed at all,

I can't fill it by myself. I'm not smart enough.

I can't go with you guys watching.

I could add an online [burps] college workaround.

I did it, you little son of a bitch!

I did not know that ass was on the menu.

I didn't put it there. Did you?

I do wonder if we bear some responsibility

I don't blame her.

I don't care who else stuffed your crust,

I don't discuss problems,

I don't do time travel.

I don't ever want to be high again.

I don't have a I have a Defiance?

I don't have hydrostatic equilibrium yet.

I don't like hearing this talk. You're a great inventor.

I don't pay for your friendship, Heroin Keith.

I don't respect time travel.

I don't think "crazy" is a responsible word to use in

I don't think he's coming back.

I don't wanna talk about it!The NAACP, GamerGate...

I don't want to lose the moment.

I failed. I can't make it.

I fucked a planet.

I guess all debts are paid.

I guess sometimes teenagers do know

I guess you'll be playing the "mysterious ways" card

I had one, too. You'll outgrow it.

I have English homework.You're still learning English?

I I got scared straight.

I I I don't know why I do that! I'm so ashamed of myself.

I I I guess you wanted a dragon?

I I I I don't understand.

I I Is that what you do when I'm at school?

I I think they even gave us some money.

I I think you mean school's in. What are

I I thought I'd seen this galaxy at its darkest.

I incinerate them.

I Is that what you want me to say?

I just re circulate them through until...

I just think we need to find better ways to communicate.

I just wish I could read these symbols.

I killed them! I I did I did it offscreen.

I know I've been absent for most of this school year.

I know things haven't always been great with us,

I know this is bad parenting,

I know what I want to do.

I know, I know! You think that would sear it right in,

I know!Bring it in here, guys.

I like your hair better this way.

I liked it more than my old belt.

I love therapy, family therapy most of all,

I love these!

I loved her.Really? Huh.

I mean, don't die trying. There's infinite Earths.

I mean, Gaia's not gonna raise those guys

I mean, gravity did most of it.

I mean, if you're doubting if that's really acid

I mean, not to cast the first stone,

I mean, not to say you get around, but, um...

I mean, when in Rome.

I mean, you killed her slam piece, Grandpa.

I mean. You did everything you did.

I messed up. You're not their father.

I need to take a long look at myself.

I overplayed my interest in her lifestyle

I pre scouted this location

I saw your balls for a second.

I swear to fucking God.But mom and dad

I think I'm gonna like this thing.

I think I'm ready to deal with the world now.

I think it's clear you've done enough.

I think it's more appropriate to ask what did youdo?

I thought I wanted to teach you guys about tents,

I thought she was a copy of me.

I thought she was gonna shit an egg.

I thought you knew my name

I used to be invisible, but now I'm the opposite.

I want to talk to her. No, you don't.

I want you to decide.What?

I was gonna have us jump on the trampoline

I was just having fun.

I was just trying to be cool

I was told you were dead.

I will. I will.

I wish you were never born.

I would've called you crazy.

I wrote some stuff down in my Notes app.

I... I can't get my head around it.

I'd like to discuss that.

I'd like to help.

I'll be honest with you during spring break,

I'll blow it up if they come anywhere near me.

I'll do it.A bold move, Morty Smith.

I'll forgive you for abandoning us if you let me drive it.

I'll handle the off brand Yahweh.

I'll kick your ass myself.Oh, dude, don't tempt me.

I'll let you know when you have a point

I'll make lots of money with these.

I'll make lots of those with these.Well. Those are fake.

I'll make you a legend. Blade Smith.

I'll see you tomorrow, Morty.

I'm I'm pretty good when someone's in my register,

I'm a great doctor.

I'm a scientist, Morty. I try things.

I'm a terrible doctor.

I'm acid proof!

I'm afraid it's too late for that, Morty.

I'm alive. I survi

I'm alive. I survi

I'm better than this job.

I'm canceling the rest of my night

I'm coming, baby.

I'm constantly pitching you ideas, Rick,

I'm going in the vat!

I'm gonna be rich!

I'm gonna go ahead and whistle.

I'm gonna go take a walk.

I'm gonna kill you!

I'm gonna rescue your mom and her clone

I'm just gonna sit down.

I'm losing my grip!

I'm missing Mike Triscuit's drug party.

I'm more alive than I've ever been.

I'm not a fuck boi [burps] Summer!

I'm not a nerd. We're raising a society here, Beth.

I'm not falling for that again.

I'm not ghosting. Hey! Give it back, Summer!

I'm not gonna outgrow giving a shit.

I'm not gonna waste my time building you an ark,

I'm not talking about that!

I'm pregnant"?!

I'm sending some fog down.

I'm sorry! I I'm sorry!

I'm sorry. I just... I lash out sometimes.

I'm staying here and fixing this.

I'm sure you'd love for us to need that from you,

I'm technically still there.

I'm the one you really want.

I'm tired of believing you.

I'm trying to come up with a mnemonic device.

I've definitely drank more pee than I care to remember.

I've got the right.

If "Ant Man and the Wasp" can do it, I'm not interested.

If anyone's around, they're here to stop the laser,

If I die, don't eat my ass. That'd be weird.

If I'm always looking back, I'm never looking ahead.

If she ran back to that dingleberry,

If things go wrong, which they won't,

If we want them to be self sufficient,

If you can save this one, it's gravy.

If you told me six days ago I'd be christening

If you wanna suicide by cop.

If you're both alive, don't hurt the other one.

In each probable dimension.

In great scientific detail, how it all works...

In its neck?Who cares? Are we done?

In partnership with Wrangler jeans.

In the road!Yeah, right.

Incoming!

Inhaling brake fluid. Jesus!

Instead of marshmallows.The fu What?

Instead of micro dosing with my friends.

Instead of micro dosing with my friends.

Instead you made bugs.Well, I was impressed, Dad.

Interesting choice of meeting place, Rick.

Is that all you want to say to your children before you leave?

Is that really it? We did it?

Is that something you can learn?

Is that you? What the hell are you doing?

Is this because of the vat?

Is your shitty father's approval.

Isn't it obvious, Morty?

Isn't that right, Rick?Uh huh.

It all happened.

It appears to be full of acid.

It fascinates me that an entire family

It is a new kind of tent,

It is now PP. Where is Tammy?

It is now. This is crazy.

It is! Please, he's just a little boy!

It really opened my eyes.

It really was nice seeing you again.

It was called "reverse psychology,"

It wasn't so much a do over

It would really piss off Morty.Fantastic idea.

It'd be a completely different story.

It'll melt you completely, leaving only your bones.

It's It's They They They're planets,

It's That's kind of a win/win.

It's "The Prestige"! You "Prestige'd" yourself!

It's a good idea, Rick! A device that lets you

It's a house! No houses!

It's about execution.

It's funny. I always wondered who would win if we ever fought.

It's got air hoses

It's important to her.No, bro. I'm a Zeus.

It's just like my video game controllers.

It's marketing. Like, uh,

It's me, that Tammy girl.

It's not "Citizen Kane," but why compete

It's not a competition.Of course not.

It's not how I feel about you personally.

It's not like I can do more than that.

It's not time travel, it's saving a place in time

It's over, Beth. Tell your people to lower the gates

It's over, Morty. Feel this. [ Crying ]

It's the invisibility belt.

It's totally normal.

Jerry more Flintstones Vitam

Jerry, do something.

Jerry, do you agree that the use of puppets

Jerry, I love you, but I can literally

Jerry, leave the puppet.

Jerry, that's enough.Oh, hey, babe.

Jerry: It's a one way ticket to a breakthrough, Beth.

Jerry. Squeeb?

Jessica. Yeah. I hope I see you.

Jesus Christ, was that the wings?

Jesus Christ. you really need to stop

Jesus fucking Christ, enough already!

Jesus, Morty, the AARP?

Jesus, Wong. Boundaries.

Johnny Carson's still alive and on the air,

Ju I don't care about the kids.

Jump into the same vat of acid I jump into.

Just Just let us be happy for a minute.

Just admit it was a shitty idea!

Just admit this is about you wanting to feel needed!

Just because you're losing control.

Just curious, though, if it were,

Just do it.

Just keep the city, okay?

Just say you can't do it! I won't!

Just something about the eyes,

Just to get closer to her,

Just to send the clone into space?

Just trying to get the hang of this thing.

Keep whittling. Incredible.

Kick his ass, Dad!Bear witness.

Kick me between my eyes.From here?

Kind of expected someone to defend me,

Kinda in the middle of a breakthrough with my daughter.

Kiss the vat.

Last chance to guess who was the clone.

Let me give you some of this sweet ass.

Let me just adjust my Seismic to English translator.

Let me just find it.

Let me just glue one more eye on.

Let me talk to him.Tell him we're very upset!

Let's do this shit!

Let's get out of here.

Let's go take out the trash.

Let's go. [ Yells ]

Let's just end it. Quick death, come on.

Let's just go find grandpa.

Let's show Mom and Dad what video games

Let's start with inventing a little honesty.

Let's welcome this guy.

Like if you drew a bone in art class!

Like raise our kids and stamp out the Federation,

Like the guy that sings "Circle of Life."

Like what the fuck am I even doing? Hey. Hey.

Like you abandoned me.Oh, my God!

Like you finally found yourself.

Like, it literally can't destroy them or it's programmed not to?

Little ones! Daddy's here!

Living without consequences is great,

Look at the size of the bones on that rat!

Look at this. He's already watching

Look at you. My little steampunk overlord.

Look, if you're going to test the damn acid, don't use a rat,

Looking forward to seeing more.

Looks like I'll be eating ass flambé.

Looks like it's just you and me, buddy.

Love is the only power that matters, Morty.

Make them into jackets?It's not about conserving denim.

Make them purely theoretical.

Makes you seem dumb and crazy?

Man, that'd be cool, huh? Flying squirrel people?

Man, what if this is how you found out

Maybe he can portal us home or something.

Maybe he knew more about acid,

Maybe help him with homework next time.

Maybe I've lost it. Maybe I never had it.

Maybe it's like the most painless way to go.

Maybe there's a connection there.Excuse me?

Maybe we could do, like, a "Parent Trap" thing

Maybe we have no life skills.

Me? Strange? Oh, my.

Mm, yeah.

Mm, you're right. They they got me.

Mm! Well?

Mom said share.

Mom, Dad!

Mom. Uh, we did it!

More coming. Kids. Need father.

More importantly, which one is mine?

Morty became super visible!

Morty Smith, hands up.

Morty Smith.

Morty, he's right. We're screwed.

Morty, I think these tubes might contain

Morty, is that Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor?

Morty, look at your little balls!

Morty, please. Step back.

Morty, wanting a dragon isn't an idea.

Morty, we had one grenade.

Morty: W Where is she?Rick: You're looking at her.

Morty? Sum Sum? You gotta at least wanna know

Morty...

Most pilots die after three days.

Mwah. Unforgettable.

My bosses are bugs, Rick.

My dad made a perfect clone of me to take my place.

My daughter and I built that thing.

My daughter, having space adventures.

My hands are clean, Morty. I gave you a choice.

My name is Beth Smith.

My name is Phoenix Person.

My superiors have some questions about the Defiance.

Naturally.

Needs her daddy to come change her diapie.

Neither of which seem like they want anything to do with you.

Never gonna happen, Jerry.

Never thought this was how I'd die.