Rick and Morty - Season 1 Edit

A all right, whatever.

A cocky Morty can lead to some big problems.

A complimentary plate of James Cameronion rings.

A emergency!

A few people that very much agree with you

A flimflam like, that's what we eat on girvonesk.

A giant, naked man over the continental United States.

A hair, Morty. I need one of your hairs.

A ho, ho, ho, everybody.

A hole in the wall, where the men can see it all...

A list of fears and questions or a collection of real experiences?

A little smarter, would you?

A living museum of humanity's most noble and ferocious diseases.

A lot of people don't get that.

A lot of people would pay top dollar to decimate the population.

A man and his boy, making planets.

A man painted silver who makes robot noises!

A Mexican armada shows up.

A movie about a guy eating shit.

A mysterious antique or thrift store that gives you powers but

A nursing home?

A price for everything, mr. Goldenfold.

A price for everything.

A rail system seems archaic for an attraction this impressive.

A real man stands by his woman.

A reality where everyone in the world got genetically cronenberged.

A simulation operating at minimum capacity?

A singular purpose for which we will go to any lengths to fulfill!

A society of intelligent dogs, one that will not make the same

A sophisticated predator,

A strain of these bacteria, but the scar tissue keeps them...

A student was frozen to death.

A sure, sweetie. Here.

A typewriter that generates best selling murder mysteries

A very satisfying project for people of all ages.

A violent Antiques Show...

A whole world populated by intelligent dogs.

A wrong color foundation for your skin,

Aaaah!

Aaaah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Abomination tortured by the duality of its being.

About banging my daughter in high school.

About gender politics were projection of your feminine insecurity.

About outside the ministry of money's fundraiser.

About the precise nature and

About what appears to be...

Absorption that turns the cakes into a gross paste,

Accident during routine surveillance of your world.

Accomplished by shedding Meeseeks blood.

According to who other versions of you?

Accusation, and in the way of

Actually, I studied Dr. Bloom's work.

Actually, there is

Advanced, they had also halted

Adventures are supposed to be simple and fun.

Adventures have conflict. Deal with it.

Adventures over the last year, but it's time to relax.

Advertising? Wow!

After a little scary coitus,

After dinner, Titanic 2 will attach to the rail system near

After suffering an apparent breakdown.

After your father's brush with cancer and losing your Uncle,

Aggressive creature in the universe.

Ah, then perhaps you could make use of this.

Ah, well, I remember

Ah, well, Mr. Terry,

Aha! Here we go.

Ahem. Excuse me!

Ahh! So good.

Ain't no game, sucka.

Airflow is down 20%.

Al qaeda, North Korea, Republicans, shriners, balding men that work out,

Alexand

Alive? For your parents?

All 100 years.

All a hundred days.

All day long, forever.

All electronic items are going in the stocking now.

All I wanted you to do was hand me a screwdriver, Morty!

All kinds of crazy characters

All kinds of science.

All my... All my nerves, they don't allow for the sensation of touch.

All right, all right, fine, Morty, you party pooper buzzkill!

All right, all right, Morty.

All right, all right, there.

All right, all right.

All right, all right.

All right, everybody, party is officially over!

All right, everybody.

All right, fine.

All right, great. Wonderful.

All right, I'm not going to get him.

All right, Jerry, when you're right, you're right. Now I'm hooked.

All right, just one more rally,

All right, let's get out of here.

All right, let's go.

All right, listen, Jerry

All right, Morty, here we are.

All right, Morty, I just got to combine it with some of your DNA.

All right, Morty, let's put a pin in this.

All right, Morty, looks like the portal gun's still working.

All right, Morty, time to make our move.

All right, Morty.

All right, Morty.

All right, Morty.

All right, Morty.

All right, Mortys, listen up.

All right, now, everybody get settled.

All right, okay, you know, if this was a story,

All right, Rick you little son of a bitch!

All right, Rick, look how much longer is this gonna be?

All right, ruffles... What's his name?

All right, that got... that actually got old pretty quick.

All right, that should do it.

All right, that's it. We're just gonna go there,

All right, well, I'm gonna go get dressed for the dance.

All right, well... I'll see you after school.

All right, who can tell me what 5 x 9 is?

All right, yeah, put put them on my... Eh.

All right!

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right. Calm down. Listen to me, Morty.

All right. Come on, Morty. Let's go.

All right. Hold hold on.

All right. Okay.

All that stuff I said earlier about your adventure.

All the cool stuff we did, you know.

All the ladies say, "yeah!"

All three of us.

All we got to do is find the treasure room, okay?

All we have to do is go out and find us some kalaxian crystals.

All writing is, in my opinion.

All you care about is having popular people like you.

All your most valuable secrets will now be ours!

Allahu akbar!

Allowed them to focus entirely on war,

Almost finished, Jerry?

Alright, alright seriously though.

Alright, back to... back to...

Alright, that's it, no more History Chanel!

Alright...

Also, every 10 seconds, it stabs your balls.

Also, talk about Pluto being a planet.

Alternate Ricks by the authority

Am I right ladies and gentlemen?

Amazing. A dimension where all proper nouns begin with "Schmla".

An earth man made this top.

An eternity in Meeseeks time, and nothing's worked.

An unprecedented Rick icidal epidemic.

Anatomy park is doomed.

Anatomy park's greatest attraction,

And a lot of versions of me on different timelines had

And a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or something.

And a shmoopy doop to the same party.

And a very good morning it is for our guest,

And All Sorts of Things... THE MOVIE!

And also I can't feel anything either, did I mention that?

And also, knock next time, you know?

And and we're gonna bring it to those villagers.

And are therefore free fi to fo home.

And because I have a human shield.

And change the combination, you bunch of idiots!

And clothing stores have sweatshops.

And created this masterpiece from your suffering.

And cross... attack... these two brothers.

And cuff me, thank you very much.

And do a little bit of investigating.

And every morning, Summer, I eat breakfast,

And for creating the sound of which we do not speak

And God forbid anyone ever take my s****y, little pig dul... smiggles.

And he hopes that his final act would redeem him in your eyes.

And hispanic on half.

And hitting on their prettiest girl.

And how did such backwards idiots invent robots?

And how do we spend the rest of it?

And I am Dr. Xenon Bloom.

And I am too young to drive.

And I hate to get all Andy Rooney about it,

And I have here in my hand a motion to dismiss.

And I killed her. Here's the weapon.

And I know that's not a popular opinion,

And I need them to help me with my research, Morty.

And I needed those seeds real bad, and I had to give them up

And I never stopped thinking about what might've been.

And I really could go for some enchiladas.

And I shouldn't be fired.

And I spent a lot on this top.

And I think we also like to be accused of crimes when there's evidence!

And I won't be able to...

And I'd be on DiCaprio's yacht, banging Kristen Stewart!

And I'm afraid... the exhibits are unlocked.

And I'm coming home to share it with my beautiful wife.

And I'm gonna need you to put them way up inside your butthole, Morty.

And I'm starting to work up some anxiety about this whole thing.

And if not, like you say, no more adventures or whatever.

And if you hurt him, you have to kill me, Rick!

And if you think my top is cute, you cannot execute.

And if you want to compete in this world,

And in a few dozen of those, I got lucky and

And in this one, we were dead.

And inevitably its impossibility.

And it ends at your neck making you look like a party clown.

And it was born on America's soil which entitles it...

And it's got the perfect climate conditions

And it's half human.

And it's the official car of Mr. Sneezy 3D.

And Jessica's gonna be Eve, and so that's the surprise, Morty.

And knock this thing out in two or three days.

And listen, I'm sorry for yelling earlier.

And look it right here's where you are, Rick.

And made modifications on the cognition amplifier, then turned

And maybe stop by the hospital... to support my wife...

And meanwhile, the whole house is being destroyed!

And mentally scar the boy scouts every Christmas.

And my grandson wants the sex robot.

And nobody will ever be able to eat them.

And now I'm gonna cut you, 'cause my family's rich.

And now it's sports time, coming up.

And now the first kid is going to do something with turquoise.

And now they just fight with each other over

And now, another Quick Mystery.

And now, Beth, if you'll have me, I would love to have you.

And now, here's... human music.

And now, weather. Is anyone else cold or is it just me?

And on everyone's mind pick it up, we'll be right back.

And once again, I'm flying away with everything I can carry,

And only you, forever.

And pay phone on half.

And pour it all into the fuel tank so we can get the hell out of here!

And returning, for his 25th consecutive year: Bobby Moynihan!

And so were the rest of you before you formed this stupid alliance.

And sometimes the truth hurts. But it must be accepted.

And surface shrinkage to deep core Plutonium drilling?

And that there is half Morty and half... who knows... what.

And that's how I took my storefront

And that's how we play happy hands.

And that's what I'm talking about, Morty.

And that's when real turbulent juice is coming,

And that's when things got knocked into 12th gear.

And the "pickles" is Pluto.

And the answer was, does it make pirates?

And the council ain't gonna stop thinking it's me

And the final ingredient...

And the more we remove, the more Pluto shrinks.

And the only influence I can see Rick having...

And the scent of cheap champagne

And the zigerions got nothing of mine.

And then a giant tornado came...

And then I got it on the dream

And then it stops existing.

And then Jupiter

And then makes the murders happen in real life?

And then the the blood, and the red, and the water...

And then they'll be in my stomach,

And then we'll give the rest of the shmeckels to the villagers, huh?

And then we're gonna go on even more adventures after that, Morty.

And then who wants to narcissistically obsess about their alternate self?

And then you'll have some time traveling mittens

And there was violence and...

And there's fruit in those trees, and there's seeds in those fruits.

And there's no evidence that a Latino student did it!

And there's so many TVs, microwaves, radios...

And these babies just saved this lame ass party!

And these things are just hanging there.

And they love your dad telling everyone Pluto's a

And they ran as fast as they could... from giant cat monsters.

And they they they they all wanted time with me.

And they'll fall right out of mine.

And together, we're gonna run around, Morty.

And tries to steal my Strawberry Smiggles.

And use my son for your stupid science,

And we will do anything to alleviate that pain.

And we'll crap all over that.

And we're both insecure enough to agree to a three way!

And we're gonna take them for everything they've got.

And wheelchair on half.

And when that happens, I'm suing you first.

And within a day he'll be an adult male Gazorpian,

And without it, none of us would even exist, so let's jump right in.

And you better bet your bottom dollar...

And you could save four billion lives.

And you didn't realize how much you valued my approval?

And you get to keep the powers.

And you go in another room?

And you gotta take care of it.

And you know what they say about that.

And you know, for what it's worth,

And you know, I don't really have anything to...

And you know, you take me to all these crazy places across the galaxy

And you pooped your pants, and you threw your poopy undies

And you seem like a guy who really has it all together.

And you want to grab him and stuff him

And you're also gonna lose a significant amount of

And you're gonna be part of them,

And you're gonna keep your mouth shut about it, Morty,

And you're still asking me about getting those seeds?!

And your anal cavity is still taut, yet malleable.

And your earth is yet another planet dominated by men.

And your favorite kind of shirt in stock, huh, Morty?

And your sister found out she was an unwanted pregnancy.

And, Nancy, you should go, too.

And, uh, we were wondering,

And, you know, it would

And..

And... no more adventures with Morty.

And... um...

And... we're learning to live again.

Announcement that is what, Jerry?

Anti planet nut job Scroopy Noopers was screaming

Any damage to this house or these children when we get back,

Any idea what that is down there?

Anything is better than working for you, you pompous, negligent,

Anything. Anything for my precious Morty.

Apologizes for its false

Apparently they've got some real creative differences.

Apparently, nothing.

Apples are food.

Are are are you people even human?

Are some glip glops from the third dimension going to come

Are these pills supposed to wake me up, or something?

Are we sure we want to do this? Look at our own alternate lives?

Are you a simulation?!

Are you enjoying this?

Are you hea... Do you lis... You hear me, summer?

Are you hungry... for... apples?!

Are you joking me?

Are you kidding me, Jerry?

Are you kidding me, Rick?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me? This again?

Are you kidding me?!

Are you kidding me?!

Are you kidding me?!

Are you kidding?

Are you listening to me, Morty?

Are you mad?!

Are you sure the ship will sink?

Are you sure you haven't seen that somewhere in real life before?

Are you telling me four billion Plutonians are wrong?

Are you the devil? A demon?

Are you the ruler of this earth?

Are you trying to say my family's poor?

Are you trying to say my family's poor?

Are you, like, uh are you, like, their caretaker?

Are you, Rick?

Are you?

Arm to pluck Mrs. Pancakes out of the air while he lets us fall

Arming neutrino bomb.

Arriving at...

As a matter of fact, Terry, there is something you could help us with.

As for you dingdongs...

As the square root of your age times 10!

As you know, Morty, I've got a lot of enemies

Assemble the troops.

At last! Two heroes! You must help us!

At least he's active in the community.

At least let me be insane with Jessica

At least the devil has a job.

At least they're not in love with you anymore, though.

At least we can agree on that.

At our wedding and guess what.

At this point, my golf swing is more your problem than mine.

Aw, come on, Rick.

Aw, geez, dad.

Aw, geez, Rick.

Aw, geez, Rick.

Aw, geez, Rick. I don't know if I like this plan, you know?

Aw, geez, Rick. What'd you do?

Aw, geez.

Aw, geez. Okay. I guess I can skip history.

Aw, he's saying "I love lasagna".

Aw, hell, no, dawg.

Aw, man, geez! Seriously?

Aw, man.

Aw, man. I really liked this life.

Aw! Oh, my God!

Aw! Squanchy!

Aw. Thank you.

Aww, bitch.

Aww, come on, Jerry, we've been over this.

Aww!

Aww. Look at his face.

B birdperson?

Baby Legs, and Regular Legs,

Baby Legs, don't talk back to me.

Baby Legs, here we go!

Baby Legs, you're a good detective...

Back off!

Back upstairs.

Bad dog! Bad!

Bad person. Bad.

Bad.

Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk.

Be honest with them, even if it means setting them free.

Be pretty special to span over all those different timelines.

Be sharing that information with us, you know?

Beauty cream that makes ugly ladies pretty but also makes them blind?

Because everyone was cronenberged all along

Because he loves her.

Because he's dead, too!

Because I can't see anything.

Because I got a big... you know...

Because I said so!

Because I was always jealous of you hanging out with Morty,

Because I'm having a party, b I I I itch!

Because in this one, the world wasn't destroyed.

Because it does not exist, you are hereby sentenced to...

Because it looks like you're inside a simulation...

Because it usually never happens, but I made a mistake.

Because it's usually Morty's grandpa

Because of your stupid boobs.

Because sometimes what you really need is for

Because the world is full of idiots that don't understand

Because this is a sane place, where women rule.

Because we're both rational adults

Because you can't blow up humanity.

Because you know, there is always another pawn shop.

Because you're as dumb as I am

Because you're so in love with school.

Because, uh,

Because, you know, once I pull this lever, it's all back to normal.

Before the jury reaches its verdict,

Before the system reboots!

Begin phase two.

Beginner's luck.

Behind this cookie jar

Believe it, Morty.

Bend your knees. Bend them.

Besides, your home is most likely swarming with Ricks by now.

Bet you're glad I think kindles are dumb now.

Bet you're loving this, Morty.

Beth Sanchez, I have been in love with you since high school.

Beth you're a treasure.

Beth, having a family doesn't mean that you stop being an individual.

Beth, listen to me.

Beth!

Beth...

Between one guy, who can't get a break...

Between us, from now on, it's gonna be

Beyond repair like we did, you know, and turned everyone

Big tough guy all of a sudden.

Bill Murray did the voice of Gazorpazorp... or Garfield, I mean.

Bill Murray played in the movie.

Birdperson!

Birdperson.

Blind man could see that Beth is looking for the door.

Blood and chunks of viscera are raining down on the country.

Body, and soul, and when minds and souls are joined for

Boo yah! Hold your breath.

Boo, boo! Morty sucks!

Boo!

Boo! You suck, whatever your name is.

Boom!

Born with stumpy legs, would

Both what we really wanted?

Boy, Morty, I really cronenberged the world up, didn't I?

Boy, Rick, that was some good thinking.

Boy, sure is really especially beautiful out there today, huh?

Boy, who let the frogs out, huh?

Boy, you really are 17.

Boy, you really got me up against a wall this time, Jerry.

Boy, you're you're really going to flip your lid over this one.

Boy. [BLEEP] you, Jon. You [BLEEP] dumb, stupid, idiot.

Brad is here!

Brad!

Brad! Hey!

Brain functionality for 72 hours, Morty.

Break the cycle, Morty.

Breaking News: Academy Award winning actor Jerry Smith

Breathe that breathe that fresh air in, Morty.

Bring his Morty.

Bring it to "Curse Purge Plus".

Bring the boy to me.

Bring up the holograms.

Bring us Morty!

Buckle up, bitch!

Buckle up!

Buh bye.

Built right into the side of the step.

Buries them in the dreams of the

But but

But a drawing of me you made when you were 8

But a few years ago, your scientists noticed Pluto had

But as soon as they get bored, they'll be onto us.

But but forget about that,

But but, uh, how about next time...

But do you think you'll still be able to help me collect my seeds, Morty?

But even Hitler cared about Germany or something.

But first a deep sip from a very tall glass of "I told you so".

But first, mojitos!

But he has to keep going to school.

But here we are, you know, walking down the courthouse steps.

But hey, why don't you have pink spaceship?

But I do have one emergency solution that I can use that'll kind of put

But I it's been like a whole year!

But I shall finally know peace

But I spent so much time there,

But I think we all like Fluffy disks of cake with syrup on top,

But I told the both of you school is stupid.

But I want to murder everyone I see.

But I was able to trace the signal.

But I'll tell you some tell you how how I feel about school, Jerry.

But I'll tell you something you know what?

But I'm almost sorry we're finished.

But I'm just saying, if that becomes impossible,

But I'm standing under a nose like a 70 mile cherry.

But I'm starting to get nervous

But I've never been able to participate.

But if I did, boy, I'd love them

But if you have the flu, stay home.

But if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, Morty,

But it could certainly be nominated for an award for commercials

But it was not designed to hold a corpse load.

But it's my two cents on the issue.

But it's the most successful campaign to come out

But it's the perfect moment.

But let's get back to the brothers, because

But let's make it interesting, Morty.

But maybe I can find suitable parents

But most importantly, you got to relax.

But not good enough, because of your baby legs

But not on a horse, on a human!

But now it's my turn

But now the fourth wall has been broken.

But now we also know the code to your fabled safe, Rick Sanchez!

But obviously, if I hadn't screwed up as much as I did,

But on earth, a certain percentage of males are born gay,

But some people put the work in.

But someone out there is killing Ricks,

But sometimes, plans need a helping paw.

But thank you.

But that's no reason to accept our fate!

But that's not as catchy as having ants in your eyes.

But that's where all the people and the animals are.

But that's where all the people and the animals are.

But the fact remains if you impose Gazorpazorp's laws on earth

But the rich Plutonians won't wake up,

But then I realized it just means that our relationship must

But then, when they made the movie...

But these gears just started turnin'.

But they made a big mistake this time, Morty.

But they're really good at making these chips.

But this idea was tested in a state of the art simulation.

But this is the best weekend I've had since salem

But we can't get killed.

But we do now!

But we don't like the idea of these people getting married.

But we will get all strokes off his game.

But we're also in a really bad situation!

But you can't hide!

But you get you get a whole matrix of Mortys and

But you guys clearly backed the wrong conceptual horse.

But you know what, grandpa Rick?

But you know? I channeled it all into my work.

But you were already pregnant!

But you'll be getting girls sometime after Brad's out of shape.

But you're a genius scientist.

But your eyes are so beautiful!

But your guess is as good as mine, Morty.

But, at the same time

But, beyond that.

But, hey, at least they know not to piss on your carpet, right?

But, I'm ashamed to admit, now that they're gone, I'm finally happy.

But, listen, speaking of those crystals,

But, mrs. Tate, why do you want cursed items?

But, my...

But, you know, m meeting them head on,

But, you know, now they want to eat me afterwards!

But...

But... the truth is, it's more meaningful than that.

Butter.

By a hidden ruling class.

By a mentally ill scientist.

By cartoons of Japanese teenagers.

Call us up, and order some fake doors today.

Calm down, Jerry.

Calm down, Morty!

Calm down!

Can can can you be a little bit more specific?

Can do! I'm Mr

Can I get the rest of them?

Can I show these to you?

Can we maybe go somewhere more private?

Can we start cleaning the house and see how we feel?

Can we stow the gadgets and look alive?

Can you blame him?

Can you fix it?

Can you help me get him back?

Can you help me get two strokes off of Jerry's golf swing?

Can't believe our daughter married you.

Can't wait to meet this fascinating character.

Can't we just pretend like everything's fine for a few hours,

Careful, dad.

Careful, guys.

Caw!

Cellphone. No, no, no, no. Rotary.

Certainly. I mean,

Champion in 1936, and then you'll be trapped

Charging right into them like a bull that's how we grow as people.

Check it out

Check out this refrigerator! Only $200!

Check this out.

Checkmate.

Children on display like the dachshund?

Choose wisely.

Cleaning up every now and then, you know.

Clever twist.

Close.

Clubhouse and waste my time with a bunch of questions.

Coin collecting is considered the perfect hobby.

Come and join us.

Come here

Come here, Morty! Oh, I gotcha!

Come here, right now.

Come on come on down.

Come on out, Jerry!

Come on, birdperson.

Come on, Gazorpazorpfield, go easy on me, huh?

Come on, hurry.

Come on, let's get some stuffing.

Come on, let's just get over there and deal with this thing.

Come on, Morty, don't be like that

Come on, Morty!

Come on, Morty.

Come on, Morty.

Come on, Morty.

Come on, Morty.

Come on, Morty. Just take it easy, Morty.

Come on, Morty. Let's hit it.

Come on, Morty. We got to get out of here.

Come on, old man, little boy.

Come on, quit it, Rick!

Come on, Rick, quit stalling.

Come on, Rick!

Come on, Rick.

Come on, um...

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Time's up!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Are you kidding me?

Come on. Let's go.

Come up here.

Come with me.

Coming up next on "Shmloo's the Shmloss", Shmlony has a nightmare.

Concentrated dark matter the fuel for accelerated space travel.

Concentrated dark matter?

Concentrated huh?

Contents of your brain and then kill you.

Continue on your adventures together?

Cool.

Cool.

Cool. And who pays me?

Cool. I'm coming, too.

Could hide, it's not like he'd

Could you make some sort of chemical thing

Council of Ricks?

Countries known for their sexually aggressive men.

Country have been coming in

Crap, they need me at the horse hospital.

Creator of the nationally syndicated comic strip "Marmaduke".

Crystal kalaxian is a really strong, but fleeting high.

Cute.

DA

Dad, can I have my phone back?

Dad, he wants to be called snowball.

Dad, how could you make

Dad, I need a ride to work.

Dad, I'm not giving you my phone.

Dad, I'm so confused.

Dad, mom is a beautiful woman!

Dad, mom, come on.

Dad, please.

Dad, Pluto isn't a planet.

Dad, that is so sweet!

Dad, the dishwasher's doing that thing again.

Dad, their whole planet is dying.

Dad, there he is!

Dad, what did you think about the recent report

Dad, what's your endgame?

Dad!

Dad!

Dad? Summer? Where were you guys this whole time?

Dada?

Dada.

Daddy, can I go outside?

Damn it!

Damn it!

Damn it!

Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!

Damn.

Davin! Davin!

Davin! Davin!

Davin! Davin.

Davin.

Death!

Death.

Deezy... Mc... Deluxe.

Deformed human and put their

Depending on my aim, you should be just South of the entrance.

Destroy it.

Destruction, domination.

Diabolic son of a motherf

Did he call you "father"?

Did I tell you how much I love your new haircut?

Did we learn a lesson here I'm not seeing?

Did you get those seeds all the way up your butt?

Did you just come into the cafeteria through a portal?

Did you really talk me out of the abortion?

Diseases?

Do I I I I it!

Do I need to call the police?

Do it, Morty. Do it.

Do not call me that!

Do not let that thing out of your sight.

Do you guys realize that Christ was born today?

Do you have any concept of how much higher the stakes get out there, Morty?

Do you know what a vole is, Morty?

Do you know what I want you to do with them?

Do you know what you've done?!

Do you like this?

Do you mean this?

Do you mind if I skip the whole "king of the world" bit?

Do you need a mnemonic device or something?

Do you really think this world is real?

Do you think grandpa Rick had something to do with this?

Do you think they would have done this for us?

Do you want me to be happy or do you want me to be in prison?

Do your worst, you little bastards!

Do yourself a favor and pop by pirates of the pancreas.

Doc, didn't you say that the body was filling with gas?