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Home > Jerry Smith Sounds: Rick and...
Ah.
Ain't no game sucka.
Albert ein Douche.
And I disagree.
Arrête.
Can i?
Cyborgs and wormholes and all that weird stuff.
Damn it. Damn it.
Good night.
Have you ever tried to relax? It is a paradox.
Hi.
Holy crap.
How is my son supposed to pass his classes if you keep dragging him off for a high concept sci-fi rigmarole?
I don't care what anyone says, if it can be a planet, it can be a planet again. Planet, planet, planet, planet.
I don't think this is working.
I hate Christmas.
I see there's a new episode of that singing show tonight.
I suppose.
I told you I want to file a declaration that Pluto is a planet.
I told you so.
I want to file a declaration that Pluto is a planet.
I'm Jerry Smith.
Jerry Smith.
Merry Christmas.
No, stop. I hate this.
Of course, Pluto is a planet sun.
OK, good.
Out.
Outside.
Planet. Planet. Planet. Planet.
Pluto is a planet.
Pluto was a planet. Some committee of fancy assholes disagree. I disagree back.
The TV says there's nothing to worry about.
Then my son's going to fail a science class. And when that happens, I'm suing you first.
This is a dog.
This is a huge misunderstanding.
This is gonna be fun.
This is what I'm talking about.
What am I nuts?
What are apples?
What?
Who do you guys think is gonna be the best singer?
Why don't we just burn Galileo at the stake for saying the sun is round?
Yeah
Yeah, I heard about that.
Yeah。
You are obviously not capable of judging these situations on your own.
You back the right horse on this one, son.
You called it a planet.
You guys are doing it wrong.
You know what?
You think you can control me with a haircut?
You wanna go outside?
Your like。
イエス。
うん、うん。
うん。
ハロー。

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