A bad idea.
A couple times. He could be fun for prom.
A great writer and renowned pimp.
A lot of Wagner biographies.
A son, a brother,
Aaron Jakes is a douche.
Aaron Jakes. You know that little taint troll? Is he around here?
Aaron?
Afternoon Delight is the best.
Ah, well, uh,
Ah! Ah! What the fuck! Really?
All I’ve got are these weird weed mint strips.
All of our memories are wrapped up in each other.
All right ladies, let's throw on some slutty dresses and get fucked up.
All right, ladies, that's it, come on, party's over. Let's go. Be safe. Come on.
All right, ladies, we want a good, clean game.
All right, ladies. Let's get the fuck out of here.
All right, you know, you take that, I'm gonna get this one home.
All right? He has been with us through all of high school.
All right? I was trying to make our future special, because, Clo, I don't know what I would do if I lost you.
All right.
All right. Come on. I'm tired as balls. Let's get out of here.
All right. Hold on.
All right. Let's get schwatsy faced,
All right. Look, I'm not, I'm not gonna ruin your life forever.
All right. Party's over, let's go.
All right. We good?
All right. Who's ready? Angel dust?
All the girls hate me.
All your cherishing every moment and prom and your weird fucking memorials.
All, I'm just saying, like,
An announcement and then it'll be girls' soccer,
And Barack O'bubba Kush, because I know you're political and shit.
And decide everybody else just have to fall into place.
And gain 15 pounds.
And have no regard for your personal happiness
And he makes these gross comments about it and she's so fucking schevvy like...
And honestly nobody can live up to that shit.
And I feel really bad that I embarrassed you, I, I didn't...
And I really feel that that applies to my tenure here. So, let's just,
And I seriously cannot believe that you lied to me about it.
And I thought that I would join the ranks of those great uke players, but, uhm...
And I, I, was, I was trying to make this time special.
And I'm just trying to get us through it. I'm trying to make it better.
And I'm so sorry for being so intense about Thomas.
And it was like how warm, you know.
And it was quite a struggle to get them out.
And it's part of our loss today.
And jizz all over my head and I haven't even made dinner yet.
And just because I was in love with him, it doesn't mean...
And laugh, and be together?
And Liv, it was really scary. Never do it, okay?
And my crazy ex would kill me if...
And now, now I'm right here.
And she's, she's ditching prom for the orientation of her new life.
And that makes you feel alienated, and then you feel guilty
And that's home base.
And the vaccine will make everyone a zombie brain eater.
And then found this in my locker.
And then it gets weird waiting it out.
And then slowly reveal all your flaws when they're old enough to handle them.
And then, you fall into the cactus.
And this bracelet's like really fucking tacky.
And this is where the magic happens.
And what is,
And who is Iceberg Slim?
And you didn't tell me?
And you know how difficult tampons can be sometimes.
And you'll like that and that's, that's, that's just bad news for everyone, so...
And you're feeling all sorts of new emotions and then all of a sudden,
And you're gonna be absolutely fucking on your own.
And, like, have dinner with my parents and just, like, hang out with my family?
And, you know, whatever it is, whatever is gonna happen,
Anyway, I'd say talk soon, but I think we both know that's not gonna happen.
Anyway, indifference is the greatest aphrodisiac.
Are you allergic to gluten?
Are you f...
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking serious?
Are you gonna talk to me?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you sad about graduating?
Are you sure you want to shut down a full road for a red carpet?
Aren't you supposed to be in my class right now?
As an autonomous human being?
As if I deeply long for what's right in front of me.
Athletic, kind, and...
Because none of your friends are gonna be there
Because of our fucked up relationships with our dads?
Because people taking shits are a very captive audience.
Because we don't have a dad.
Because you were shoving your tongue down your ex's throat a few hours later.
Because, uh, some say it's based on Baudrillard's Simulacra and Simulation,
Beck.
Becks still has to worry about money, your dad is still gone,
Becks.
Becks.
Becks' eye fucked Bemis for, like, 30 full seconds.
Being in the places that have contained your life.
Bemis is hot.
Bemis.
Bergbaum Goldwyn Residence One.
Besides, I thought it might be nice if you have someone to give you their coat
Bite my penis.
Bong Connery, "Ceci n'est pas une pipe."
Boo!
But he refuted the comparison. It's not even a thing.
But he was something else for me.
But her being completely insane keeps us from ever being in a relationship.
But her choices, they're wrong. She’s making a huge mistake.
But hold on, what about those shrooms, though?
But I am gonna fuck it up for about a week.
But I guess, until then, he's still gonna get laid, right?
But if I don't go, I'd love to go to prom with you.
But if you have vaginal ears, you can wear earrings.
But in my fantasy, it's Gore Vidal and Trent Reznor.
But it doesn't mean everything else has to be peachy fucking keen, Lily.
But it's how it is, mom.
But seriously, you have to admit.
But the most important thing, is, uh, your date.
But the poet, Robert Penn Warren gave a better definition of loss,
But then we'll both celebrate our crushing victories.
But then, you know, I wanna see him and I still want him to wanna see me.
But this is about more than just girl power and getting laid.
But you guys ditched me and that is not fine.
But you should've talked to me first. What about bro code?
But, uh, you know, I mean, your expiration dating.
But, uhm, it's very cool that you are dealing with it now.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye. Thank you.
C.A.R.L. 4ever
C.A.R.L. forever?
Called it.
Can I have my underwear, please?
Can I take these off?
Can't believe school's in your hands now. It's all downhill.
Cheers.
Chloe and I are gonna come visit you...
Chloe hasn't heard from NYU yet, so that's a bummer.
Chloe is not going to prom. Chloe is going to orientation at UCSB.
Chloe, Beck, Melia. Where are you?
Chloe? Earth to Chloe.
Chloe's not going to NYU. She fucking hates me
Classy girls.
Clo. Clo.
Come on. Let's go.
Come on. We need him around. His last days of high school, too.
Cops, cops with dogs.
Damn it.
Damn, I love to chill, dude.
Definitely. I'd really like to go with you, if you're into it?
Did she just say discharge?
Divorce meeting tomorrow, remember?
Do you ever feel like your parents only see you as an extension of their own ego
Doesn't mean it never will.
Don't be too long. Mom's gonna be pissed.
Done, bitch.
Donkey Bong,
Driving around with a bong in the backseat of your car.
Dude, no, do not. You're gonna stretch it.
Dude, this is serious.
Dude, whatever you thought he was,
Enjoy yourself.
Especially with Noah, because it looks like he's gonna be the one
Every guy you've loved, has left.
Every year says that.
Everyone's leaving, it's weird, you know.
Everything okay?
Eww.
Figuring out what to wear to prom.
First prom with my dudes.
For feeling alienated, and then you resent them
For making you feel guilty for feeling alienated, but the truth is
For the rest of my life, but it's chill.
Forty bucks apiece. Leggo.
From Dad, "Your mother is a bitch."
Fuck Aaron Jakes and screw that tiny Tinkerbell cunt.
Fuck me.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck. Fuck.
Fuck. I'm a bitch. That would be nice. You...
Fucking high all at the same time.
Give me your phone.
Glug, glug, glug, in my glass, then my tummy, and I will pee you out.
God, imagine how many times we've walked these halls and thought
God, shit buckets.
God, that fuckhead Mike's in there.
God, what am I gonna do without you?
God, you could be in jail right now.
Gonna be a, a big one.
Good one. And we'll do that thing where you guys hit a hundred times.
Got a little roof on there. A little roof.
Great.
Great. Come on. Let's go.
Growing up is understanding what eases that pain, friendship.
Guess you wanted to get it in with Sam now,