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Dude, Where's My Car? (2000) Soundboard

"Dude, Where's My Car?" is a hilarious and unconventional comedy film that was released in 2000. Directed by Danny Leiner, this cult classic stars Ashton Kutcher and Seann William Scott in the lead roles, along with Jennifer Garner, Marla Sokoloff, Kristy Swanson, and David Herman.

The movie follows the misadventures of two dim-witted best friends, Jesse (Ashton Kutcher) and Chester (Seann William Scott), who wake up after a wild night of partying with no recollection of what took place. As they try to piece together their evening, they realize that Jesse's car is missing and they have no memory of where they left it. Determined to find the car, the duo embarks on a hilarious and absurd journey that involves encounters with a transgender stripper, a big-busted Nordic woman, a cult, and a group of space aliens.

Ashton Kutcher shines in his portrayal of Jesse, the more sensible of the two friends. His deadpan delivery and comedic timing are spot-on, adding to the film's comedic charm. Seann William Scott's Chester, on the other hand, is the more clueless and carefree of the duo, providing plenty of laughs with his over-the-top antics and dim-witted remarks.

Jennifer Garner delivers a standout performance as Jesse's girlfriend, Wanda, who is frustrated by Jesse's forgetfulness and inability to take responsibility. Marla Sokoloff plays Christie, the twins' twin girlfriends who have their own hilarious journey through the film. The chemistry between Garner, Sokoloff, Kutcher, and Scott adds depth to the characters and brings an endearing quality to the story.

The supporting cast members, including Kristy Swanson and David Herman, also bring their comedic talents to the table. Swanson portrays a transgender stripper named Christie Boner, while Herman plays a cult leader whose motivations are hilariously absurd. Their appearances in the film only add to the already wild and unpredictable nature of the plot.

"Dude, Where's My Car?" has gained a cult following over the years due to its zany humor and unique story. The film is filled with ridiculous plot twists and absurd situations, making it a perfect choice for those looking for a light-hearted and silly comedy. The movie's quotable dialogues and memorable catchphrases have become popular among fans, further contributing to its status as a cult classic.

The film's soundtrack also plays a significant role in enhancing the comedic atmosphere. It features energetic and catchy songs that perfectly complement the on-screen chaos and craziness. From pop-punk tunes to catchy dance tracks, the soundtrack adds an extra layer of fun to the viewing experience.

If you are in the mood for a comedy that doesn't take itself too seriously and offers plenty of laughs, "Dude, Where's My Car?" is a must-watch. Whether you're a fan of Ashton Kutcher, Seann William Scott, or simply enjoy films that embrace absurdity, this movie is sure to entertain. So grab your snacks, sit back, and enjoy the hilarious misadventures of Jesse and Chester as they try to find their missing car.

You can play and download the soundtrack of "Dude, Where's My Car?" here, immersing yourself in the sounds that accompanied this comedy journey back in 2000.

Actually, those are the real criminals over there.
All knowledge of this encounter.
And ifyou are, you've probably forgotten our anniversary.
And that's when we realized we had lost the Continuum Transfunctioner.
And then?
Annihilation beam...
Believe me, you guys got more important things to worry about right now.
Concentrate on the knowledge inside you must!
Did you ever.
Do you mind if I touch your face? It's the only way I can see who I'm talking to.
Dude, there's your car
Dude, you guys played an amazing round of putt putt last night.
Dude. Dude, dude!
Five hundred dollars?
Go ahead and laugh. We are used to being mocked.
Hang in there, bro.
Hey, Nelson, let me order.
Hey, where did the hot chicks go?
Hey, who are you gonna believe, us or them?
Hey! Hey!
I can do sexy.
I did it!
I got it! [ Laughs ] I got it!
I said I am an honorable man.
I wanna go on that ride, Daddy.
I'll tell you what. You know, we'll keep our eyes out...
I'm sorry, but we don't remember a thing about last night.
I've been looking forward to meeting you guys...
Ifwe really did give one ofyou guys a ride last night...
Is this... normal?
It's been— [ Voice Cracks ] It's been a long strange trip, dude.
Jesse and Chester are shibby at the moment.
Last night, I had the two ofyou sneak a suitcase of stolen money out ofthe club.
Less questions, more giving me my money.
Look, a unicorn!
Me? No, I don't see no car.
No way we were here last night
Now may I have the Continuum Transfunctioner?
Now we get the anniversary gifts, go to the twins' house and get our special treats.
Now, ifwe had a ridiculous sum of money, where would we go?
Of course!
Oh, boy.
Oh, I'm talking about the whole thing.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Okay... let's go this way.
One, two, three.
Ow!
Shh, shh.
Shibby.
So we'll just take the gifts over to the twins' house and get our special treats.
So, it's just the, uh— it's the chicken...
So, then, remember, I said, Later, dudes!
Someone who respects me as a person.
Sweet!
Sweet!
That superspecial, slippery..
That was Jesse and Chester.
The full grown male African ostrich...
They're totally right.
This is where he likes to keep the ostrich poachers.
Uh, nothing. I was just reading.
Uh... me too.
Very slowly, let's turn around, and go back the other way.
Was there anything in the car when you got it?
We are finally going to fulfill...
We believe Jesse and Chester have the Continuum Transfunctioner.
We have something for you too.
We will give you erotic pleasure.
We'll go to the twins' house. We'll give them their anniversary gifts.
Well, like, ifthey eat peanuts...
Well, sure, but then the pizzas would get all wet.
Well, uh, it's simple.
What does that mean?
What is the average running speed..
What the Chester!
What the—
What?
Where is the Continuum Transfunctioner?
Where you guys from? I'm from Connecticut. Hi. Mark.
Yeah. But we came over here as soon as we could to help you clean up, but—
You two are the most irresponsible...
Dude! Sweet!
[ Alarm Blaring ] Oh! Oh.
[ Beeping ] Quickly. You must give it to us so we can deactivate it.
[ Chester ] What about mine? [ Wilma ] Sweet!
[ Chuckles ] ♪♪ [ Ends ]
[ Electronic Warble ] Let the pleasure begin.
[ Laughs ] We saved the universe!
[ Together ] We found the car! [ Both Singing ]
[Jesse ] No way! What's mine say? [ Wanda ] Dude!
♪♪ [ Rock ] [ Both ] Sweet.
Aah! [ Grunts ] [ Grunts ]
All right, Rick. Forget about it. Psych. Okay, sure.
And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then— [ Shouting ]
And then? Oh, some fortune cookies too.
Are we cool? Are we cool? We're still cool.
But the universe. [ Mocking Accent ] Screw the universe.
Do you even remember what kind of gifts we got them? No.
Do you knowJesse and Chester? Who are you?
Dude, where's my car? Where's your car, dude?
Go ahead and laugh. [ Laughing ]
Hey, I got it! You want a piece ofthis?
Hey. Hey.
Hi, Chester. Hi. [ Giggles ]
Is that what that is? Yeah.
Is this where Zoltan hangs out? No.
Just don't make a mess. [ Chuckles ]
Look! It's an elephant! What?
Oh, hey. Mr. Bingleman!
Ohh! Ohh!
Really? I'm not sure.
Sounds like us. How wasted were we last night? Aw, man.
Sure has, Jesse. [ Sobs ]
That's us. Right here.
Then we give them their anniversary gifts. And then?
They're totally harmless. Oh.
We'll apologize for trashing the house. And then?
What was that? Tommy's gotten to Nelson.
What worked? Whatever we did.
What? They said the proton accelerator...
Where are we? You're in the punishment room.
Who are you guys? We are the Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner.
Yeah. Yeah. I hate that.
You're tilting. Why are you tilting? Sorry.
[ Both ] Morning, Gene.
[ Bubble Wrap Popping ]
[ Caws ]
[ Cheering Continues ]
[ Chuckles ] Dude, it's not funny, dude. The car is gone.
[ Chuckles ] Whoa! Whoa, whoa.
[ Exhales Deeply ]
[ Girls Cheering ]
[ Groans ]
[ Gulps ]
[ Screaming ]
[ Screaming ]
[ Screeching ]
[ Wilma ] God. So do you, Chester!
[ Woman ] Chimpanzees often use sticks as crude tools.
[ Woman's Voice ] Now may I have the Continuum Transfunctioner?
♪♪ [ Alternative ]
♪♪ [ Classical ]
♪♪ [ Dance Rock ]
♪♪ [ Ends ]
♪♪ [ Ends ]
♪♪ [ Music Continues ]

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