Dude, Where's My Car? (2000) Edit

A little fuzzy. [ Laughs ]

A little refresher course here.

A very special treat.

A what? I'm sorry.

About ostriches on AnimalPlanet.

Actually, we just came about the car that you bought today.

Ah— You— [ Groans ]

Ah, la la, mm. Okay.

Ah! Got it!

Ah. Choice excellent, my friend. I'll get the keys.

Aha! Your eyes you must close.

Ahh!

All right, next stop: Find my car.

All right.

All right. Are you ready?

All right. Give it a shot.

All right. Here it is: I am going to ask you a question.

All right. Pierre, just focus here.

All right. That's far enough. You, there.

All right. You can do it.

All we have to do is take out the trash.

Although... I'm sorry it had to be like this.

And eventually they'll get bored and go away.

And go back the other way.

And I will catch you eventually.

And I'm gonna put my foot in your ass...

And ifwe see it, we'll give you a call.

And keep your ear on the ball, okay?

And my car is gone.

And now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce.

And one.

And put it in my hand 'cause I'm ready to eat.

And recover the Continuum Transfunctioner.

And the fortune cookies, yeah.

And then nothin' else 'cause I'm done ordering, okay?

And then we'll apologize for trashing their house. Then we get our special treats.

And then we're going to go to the twins' house and beg for them to take us back.

And then when we find the car, we'll give 'em the real gifts.

And then you can just tell us where the Continuum Transfunctioner is.

And then—

And then— [ Chuckles ] I'm gonna come in there...

And then, uh, you could put it in a brown paper bag...

And then?

And then?

And then?

And then?

And then?

And they mocked us when we started wearing bubble wrap jumpsuits.

And two. Damn!

And we just didn't show up.

And when I do, I swear to God you will never...

And when we do, stoner bashing time. [ Laughing ]

And you bonk those dudes on the head.

And... [ Clears Throat ] be quiet on your way out.

Anthony. Anthony, what is going on?

Apparently, we were supposed to meet her with the suitcase...

As the dudes who destroyed the universe!

At Mr. Pizzacoli's Pronto Pizza Delivery!

Aw, good boy, Jackyl. Good boy.

Boy, those guys are in a hurry.

Boys, I got some good news. We just got your car in this morning.

Bu— Sacrebleu!

Busted!

Busted! B U S T.

But it'd be against regulation 457XY2 665...

But the bad news is, not only did Officer Boyer send your car to the impound...

But the bad news is...

But we'd like you to meet our girlfriends, Wanda and Wilma.

But who's counting? [ Laughs Maniacally ]

But who's laughing now, huh?

But y y you— you could use the box to keep

Bye, ladies. I need to be alone now.

Can grow to an average of 6'6 and weigh anywhere from 225 to 350 pounds.

Can I get an order of shrimp fried rice?

Chester, get him off!

Chester!

Chester!

Come here, Jackyl. Come here, boy.

Come here. Dude, those space nerds told us not to trust anybody.

Come on, Kojak. Moron.

Come on, Nelson. Just help us find my car!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. Ifyou could just—

Concentrate on the knowledge inside you must.

Consider this your warning. [ Snaps Fingers ]

Cool straw.

Correct!

Crispy, new hundred dollar bills.

Damn! You can't be the guys we're looking for. Sorry.

Danger follows the Continuum Transfunctioner. So says

Dark ones are the only ones we do like.

Deaf he is not, dude. Come here, Jackyl. Come here, Jackyl.

Deep in your consciousness you must look.

Deliver pizzas in this town again!

Did I get any messages?

Did she just wave at us?

Did you guys enjoy yourselves last night?

Did you guys say you wanted your car back or you wanted it impounded?

Didn't I get some sort of special lap dance?

Does he have to talk like that?

Does he know any other tricks besides not moving?

Don't hose me. Maybe later.

Don't worry, girls. We're here to save the day.

Don't you remember giving me $500...

Dude, do not worry about them.

Dude, here she comes. Help! Get it!

Dude, they're everywhere.

Dude, we bought cell phones.

Dude, where's my car?

Dude, where's my car?

Dude, you just touched Christie Boner's hoo hoo.

Dude! [ Laughing ]

Dude! Ha!

Dude.

Dude. What does mine say?

Dude... it's a llama.

Duuude ah! What does mine say?

E mail me, okay? Freakincage. com.

Elfuego of all that is elfuego.

Enough! Do you have the Continuum Transfunctioner or not?

Excuse me. A little help. Wanda? Wilma? [ Groans ]

Excuse me. Can you tell me where locker 206 is?

First you give us the Continuum Transfunctioner, and then—

First, you give us the... pleasure...

Follow the kids. Come on. Follow. Go, go, go.

For the Continual Trans ding a ling thing...

For the love of God!

Fuckin' stoners.

Fudge!

Get dressed. We're going to the big house.

Go ahead. We're good. Come on.

Go now and bring us the Continuum Transfunctioner.

Good afternoon, Jesse, Chester. How are we feeling today?

Good luck with the whole modeling thing.

Good news, guys.

Got a dollar what do you got— thirty nine.

Grab the f

Grab the fire extinguisher...

Guess they haven't been outside yet. Oh.

Guys like you could never score with a chick like this.

Halt. Where is the Continuum Transfunctioner?

Have you seen Jesse and Chester?

He knows about the Continuum Transfunctioner.

He tagged it for auction, and it was sold this afternoon.

Here comes the fun. [ Chuckling ] All right.

Here is it.

Here. Let me get you out ofthis stinking cage, eh?

Hey—

Hey, are we Are we supposed to be grossed out by this?

Hey, check it out. Totally gay Nordic dudes at three o'clock.

Hey, fellas, who's the goose? Me.

Hey, I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games.

Hey, it's Mrs. Crabbleman. She'll give us a ride.

Hey, Jackyl. [ Chuckling ]

Hey, maybe we got the Continual Trans sphincter. What's

Hey, Mrs. Crabbleman!

Hey, what do I do with this thing?

Hey! Leave him alone! He doesn't know anything!

Hey.

Hey. Mr. Bingleman.

Hey. Sorry about yanking you off the street like that, but we really need to talk to you.

Hey. What You can't

Hey... have you guys ever been to Uranus?

Hi, Chester. Hi, Jesse.

Hi, Jesse. I had a really good time with you last night.

Hit it.

Hold it. I got it.

How about a treat, a nice Bavarian cream?

How about now?

How do we figure out which ones are the true Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner?

How do you keep popping up like this?

How do you keep popping up like this? [ Laughs ]

How wasted were we last night?

How's my breath? [ Blowing ]

However, ifyou recover the Continuum Transfunctioner from them and bring it to us...

Huh?

Hurry! Activate it, dude!

I accidentally sent y your car, uh, to the impound.

I always wondered what a fridge full of pudding would look like.

I am fun loving... without my clothes.

I am so sick of hearing about this Continuum Transfunctioner thing.

I can be very nice.

I don't know where those two slackers are, but I bet you those punks over there do.

I don't know. [ Chuckles ] Wait.

I don't know. [ Chuckles ] Wait.

I don't know. Maybe she thinks we're other people—

I don't see a Continuum Transfunctioner in here.

I don't see the car. You sure this is the place?

I got it. Ha. Ohh!

I got it. We'll just get 'em a little something for now.

I got three words: anger management.

I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we should cut back on the shibbyin'.

I have a delivery for a Smokey McPot!

I just do some minor alterations you know, add the secret pockets you order.

I just remembered where you might be able to find Jesse and Chester.

I know you've been embezzling my pizza...

I mean, I saw the back seat.

I roger that.

I saw this on Cops! Hit hard and hit back!

I see we're gonna have to do this the hard way.

I sure hope my money's in there.

I talked to my supervisor, and he said I could give you the address after all.

I told you. Okay, we— we don't remember anything.

I will crush you like a doodlebug!

I'd say it's entirely possible.

I'll take my shoe off. Okay.

I'll tell you who's laughing now we are!

I'm a gender challenged male.

I'm a little bit fuzzy too. Maybe if I could get...

I'm assuming we were. What kind of boyfriends would we be ifwe weren't?

I'm gonna have to confiscate your pinky.

I'm okay. You okay?

I'm really getting the hang ofthis thing, dude.

I'm so sorry, you guys. I I feel terrible.

I'm surrounded by break dancing strippers.

I've been in this cage for about three years, five months and seventeen days...

Idiots! [ Speaking Chinese Language ]

If I ever found out you was taking my pizza home for your own eatin' pleasure...

If you say "and then" again!

Ifyou are Jesse and Chester, perhaps we will give you erotic pleasure.

Ifyou get it right, I will set you free.

Ifyou get it wrong, well...

In the Alpha Centauri Rec Room for a Level Seven meeting. Uh, over.

Is a very mysterious and powerful device.

Is exceeded only by its power.

Is it possible that we got so wasted last night...

Is that that shop run by those beautiful women in blackjumpsuits?

Is the three orders ofthe garlic chicken and the three orders of rice.

Is this where Zoltan—

It is all that stands between the universe and completely violent destruction.

It is now my great pleasure to present to you...

It's [ Grunts ]

It's love.

It's me— Tania. Remember last night...

It's nerd bashing time!

It's not a llama. It's an ostrich.

It's... pudding.

Jesse and Chester saved the universe.

Just how superspecial can a slippery lap dance be?

Just this?

Keys. [ Chuckles ]

Last night, we lost my car; we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper;

Last night, your car was spotted leaving the scene of a major drug deal.

Let me get your proposition straight.

Let's do this.

Let's get in this car!

Let's see what the cops have to say about this, huh?

Listen, I'm really sorry about all this.

Listen, Nelson, the car is gone, and we need to do...

Look at this stuff!

Look, everyone. It's Mr. Jesse and Mr. Chester.

Look. How about this?

Look. It's Christie Boner.

Lookin' for Smokey McPot!

Looks like it was a case of mistaken identity.

Lucky for you, I am an honorable man.

M— Mo!

Man, I cannot believe we leased a car last night. God!

Man, I just had the craziest dream.

Man. All right. You wanna see a trick, man?

Maybe it's time I find someone who has a more sensitive side to him...

Maybe somebody like Jesse or Chester.

Maybe we deposited it in a Swiss bank account.

Maybe you should go sit on the toilet.

Me too, son. Me too.

Mr. Lee, tailor, make special suits for you.

Mr. Pizzacoli! Hi!

My parents are taking a nap.

Nerd! [ Laughing ]

New plan. First, we find those stoners, get the Continuum Transfunctioner...

Next time I catch you guys bothering my girlfriend, stoner bashing time.

Nice to meet you.

No jellybeans.

No way. She would never wave at us.

No, eat.

No, no. I don't know him.

No, nothing, uh...

No, that's it.

No, Tommy. I've found somebody else.

No, we are the Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner.

No! [ Laughing ]

No.

No.

No. First, you give us the Continuum Transfunctioner...

No. Here, let me show you.

No. I got One ofthese has carpal tunnel.

No. Let it go.

No. No. You know what the feeling is?

No. We have so many questions that we wanna ask you about the universe.

Nope.

Normally, we would never resort to violence, but we are dealing with...

Not quite yet.

Not to mention disappointing, employees ever to work...

Nothin'. I just, uh— Boy. Okay. Geez.

Now before we go, we must eliminate...

Now, just concentrate on the beep, swing as hard as you can...

Now, take your shoe off, and you get it.

Of a full grown male African ostrich?

Of course not, no. We got you guys great gifts. We just had some car trouble.

Ofthe Continuum Transfunctioner. Where is it now?

Oh, and the wonton soup.

Oh, boy. You got me the first nine, but not number ten.

Oh, come on!

Oh, cool.

Oh, dude!

Oh, good!

Oh, I thought he was your friend.

Oh, no! It's you two!

Oh, no. It looks like you're already done.

Oh, please forgive me. Can I get you guys some beers?

Oh, the car.

Oh, yeah. [ Chuckles ]

Oh, yeah. This is how blind people shake hands.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! [ Groans ]

Oh! Geez. You got me.

Oh! Jellybeans!

Oh! No. Hold on.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. [ Chuckles ]

Oh. What time did all this happen?

Ohh, yes! I finally beat you!

Ohh! Dude, you got a tattoo!

Ohh. I HEART U.

Okay, dude. There it is. Break time's over.

Okay, guys, listen up. We're gonna find Jesse and Chester.

Okay, let's see. The last place we remember being last night was

Okay, okay, okay.

Okay, okay.

Okay, remember which one it is?

Okay, stoners, where's the Continuum Transfunctioner? [ Knuckles Cracking ]

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. [ Both Laughing ]

Okay. Here are the whips you guys wanted.

Okay. Look. You're right. I know what we need to do.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

On the 18th hole of the miniature golf course last night?

Once all five of the Dirugian crystals stop flashing...

One of our officers made the wrong identification.

One ofthem's smushed.

Or else you'll be singing soprano.

Or theLatin Struthio camelus...

Our imperial commander, Zoltan, requests your presence...

Our wise and powerful leader...

People she waves to.

Pierre!

Please leave your shibby at the beep. Shibby!

Psst!

Quick, to my mother's minivan!

Reaching onto this side ofthe counter is not allowed.

Really?

Regarding the interstellar path to outer space.

Rick here will tell you exactly where your car is.

Right. But has anyone ever said anything about what it looks like?

Scary dream, huh? What's up? My name's Mark.

See if he's home.

See you tomorrow, Gene.

Sense memory, simulated perception, altered consciousness memory retrieval.

Seriously, dude, this is an emergency.

She must not have recognized you. Hey, it's the Binglemans.

She's totally right.

Shh, shh.

So is this, dude. It's a break dancing stripper emergency.

So we can get back into the state of mind we were in last night.

So you're Jesse and Chester.

So, you're sticking to the I don't remember crap?

So...

So...

Sorry, Jackyl.

Sorry.

Sorry. I guess it was just a regular horse. Weird.

Sorry. Sorry.

Special treats is code for sex.

Stupid llamas!

Sweeeet ah! What about mine?

Sweeeet! [ Muttering ] I've had it.

Sweet!

Sweet! All right, Rick, give us the keys, and we're outta here.

Sweet! What about mine?

Th The car was here this afternoon. It It— It Itjust disappeared!

Thank you, Captain Obvious!

Thank you, Jeff. Good point. Trust no one, except for us.

Thanks for your help, fella. Good work.

Thanks, dude.

That Christie Boner is superhot.

That it's a very mysterious and powerful device.

That leads us to believe that last night you were in possession...

That means you don't get the special treats we had in store foryou.

That only the ones that are telling the truth would know.

That was Jesse and Chester. They've got the Continuum Transfunctioner. [ Laughs ]

That we bought a lifetime supply of pudding and then totally forgot about it?

That we did buy them supercool anniversary gifts.

That you guys can get the car back in a couple of days.

That's a good one there.

That's great. That's great.

That's it. That's it.

That's kind of funny because what happened was...

That's my alter ego. Your alter ego is Smokey McPot.

That's them! They knocked us out and stole our spacesuits.

The big bitch is dead!

The Continuum Transfunctioner is a very mysterious and powerful device.

The Continuum Transfunctioner, after all.

The last guy who tried it ended up with three broken fingers.

The ones you were hanging out with earlier today?

The protomic incin— The The gray thing, dummy!

The rice, the soup and the fortune cookies, and that's it.

The twins. But we can't show up without the anniversary gifts.

The universe is going to be destroyed.

Then it's jerk bashing time!

Then we can just throw them a peanut, and then they'll go away.

Then we give you the Continuum Transfunctioner?

Then we give you the pleasure.

Then we'll give you the Continuum Transfunctioner.

Then why did she just wave at us?

Then you'll know the answer to this question:

There is a party in the Crab Nebula you guys could come to.

There they are.

There you go.

These two were at the Frenchy Donut House last night when me and Louie came in.

They can get up to, oh, an average speed of 27 miles per hour.

They haven't.

They want to destroy the universe.

They were just being nice to me, unlike someone I know.

They will use it to destroy the universe.

They're interstellarjumpsuits.

They've got the Continuum Transfunctioner!

This is his parents' house. We're going over there.

This is important. We intercepted an interstellar message...

This is impossible.

This is Zabu, Zellnor...

This little sense memory thing...

This time, it's on me.

Those creepy space nerds are back, dude.

Those double crossing sexy, sexy sluts!

Time to find my car.

Time to get your car, dude.

To answer your question more specifically...

To banish you to Hoboken, NewJersey.

To give it to you.

To show you my hoo hoos?

Today's our anniversary, and not only do you not have gifts—

Ugh— You are never quite the same.

Uh, except, of course, for this.

Uh, it's not our fault. It was them.

Uh, let's see. Must've been between midnight and 2:00 a. m.

Uh, no, no. See, all I want...

Uh, we were just going to get it.

Uh... have we met?

Uh... I don't know. Why?

Uh... ifyou say so.

Uh... no hablo English.

Uh... of course. How can I forget?

Um... okay.

Wait a second. I just got a really bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.

Wait a second. Ifyou guys don't remember a thing about last night—

Wait a second. Let's recap.

Wait a second. What do we know about the Continuum Transfunctioner?

Wait. I got an idea.

Wait. You found my car?

Watch it. Stop pushing! Watch it!

We We don't know.

We are looking forJesse and Chester. Have you seen them?

We are not guys. We are hot chicks.

We are not guys. We are hot chicks.

We are so dead.

We are sucky boyfriends.

We are supposed to meetJesse and Chester later, but we cannot wait.

We are the Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner.

We are the recipients of instructions from extraterrestrials...

We ate all the dark ones 'cause we know you guys don't like those.

We came to this planet last night to escape the clutches ofthose evil space sluts.

We don't have a couple of days. We need the car back now.

We don't have it.

We gotta cut. I mean, we just have to.

We have been sent by our wise and powerful leader

We just ask them a question about last night...

We just go over there and ask for the Continuum Transfunctioner?

We just wanted to call and thank you guys for trashing our house.

We just wanted to see how that car trouble thing was going.

We need to get back into the state of mind that we were in last night.

We sewed the names on ourselves.

We shave his head, and we make him to run through the fields.

We shave his head, and we make him to run through the fields.

We started talkin', and they ended up buying doughnuts for the whole precinct.

We suck.

We turn around again... very slowly...

We will give you pleasure now ifyou give us the Continuum Transfunctioner.

We will now use the power of the Continuum Transfunctioner...

We'd never fit in at a place like this.

We'll send those chicks to meet the twins.

We'll spit on it. You know, lubrication.

We're gonna go down to the impound lot and get the car, which has the gifts in it.

We're not leaving it behind.

We're on the hook for $200,000 that belongs to a transsexual stripper;

We've been cleaning all morning. What do you guys have to say for yourselves?

We've been going out with the twins for a year now, and we still haven't had sex.

Well, guess this is it.

Well, how do you just lose a car?

Well, I saw it last night.

Well, I touched Christie Boner's hoo hoo;

Well, I'm a better lookout. My vision's better. You know that.

Well, I'm not the one that called the Dalai Lama a fag.

Well, somebody sure is a grumpy Gus today.

Well, that doesn't really help.

Well, that's cool and all, but, dude, where's my car?

Well, you see, uh... Jesse thought

Well, you wanna go talk to that guy over there.

Were we there?

Wet lap dance?

Wh—

What are you doing hanging out with those jerks, anyway?

What do you think they mean by special treats?

What if I further injure myself?

What score did we get...

What the Sis.

What you're supposed to do is stand very still...

What? [ Laughing ] So do you, dude!

What's up?

When other people touch it, he does not like.

Where are the gifts?

Where did we get a suitcase full of money, man? And why don't we have it now?

Where were you between the hours of midnight and 2:00 a. m. last night?

Where were you last night between the hours of midnight and 2:00 a. m.?

Where's my money, boys?

Where's that suitcase?

Where's that suitcase?

Where's your car, dude?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Why do you have to mess everything up?

Why don't you just buy another one with all the money you were throwin' around?

Why don't you tell me where that Continuum Transfunctioner is.

Why, a trained dolphin could do a betterjob than you!

With cool aliens who like us.

Would you consider giving it to me while I continue to give you pleasure?

Wow! Morphing is cool!

Wow. You are hot.

Yeah, it's supposed to be really nice this time ofyear.

Yeah, three orders ofwonton soup.

Yeah! Dude, we really need to find your car.

Yeah! Let's do it!

Yeah. And you know what else? I'll bet you...

Yeah. But, for the love of God, they're offering us oral pleasure.

Yeah. I'll tell you what we're gonna do.

Yeah. It's right over there. Oh, hey, it's you guys!

Yeah. See, he's sorry.

Yeah. Uh, that— I'm— That was me. I'm sorry about that one, fellas.

Yeah. We don't remember.

Yeah. We've met. You better stay away from our boyfriends.

Yeah. You deserve it after all this hard work. Go ahead and pamper yourselves.

Yep. Right here.

Yep. The moment of truth.

Yes! Ooh hoo!

You almost got it that time.

You cannot pass! What do I have to do to shut you up? Do I have to hose you down?

You didn't, by chance, see what car we were driving, did you?

You don't remember anything?

You fake breasted sluts.

You fool!

You give me pleasure...

You got it. [ Laughs ]

You guys are still gonna take us into outer space with you, right?

You guys are the best. Thank you so much.

You guys can't do anything right.

You guys forgot our anniversary, didn't you?

You guys left work last night with 30 pizzas that didn't get delivered...

You guys picked the wrong transsexual stripper to screw with.

You guys were supposed to meet me, but you never showed up.

You have helped ensure the safety ofthe universe.

You know what, dude? I refuse to let us go down in history...

You know what? We'll take out the trash. You guys take a nice, hot bath.

You know, you didn't have to go all aggro on that speaker box.

You mean you guys don't remember? Damn, you were wasted last night.

You must be careful.

You must. But remember, you are in great danger. Trust no one.

You pay cash. Cold, hard cash.

You show up with a bunch of people, pizzas and a keg, and now our house is trashed.

You two number one, extra special, very good looking guys.

You want the fire extinguisher?

You want to do it again?

You were pretty [ Chinese ] last night.

You will be spending a lot oftime with the ever popular Mark.

You, over there. No messing around.

You'd keep... ribbons.

You're really starting to irk me with your Rubik's cube fixation, okay?

You're such a jokester.

You're such a jokester.

You've got yourselves a deal. Okay, guys. Okay, guys.

Your buddy Nelson's busy at the moment.

Your girlfriends are history.

Your idiot friend's dead meat unless I get that Continuum Transfunctioner.

Your tattoo says dude. Your tattoo says sweet.

Zelbor, Zelmina and, uh, Jeff.

'Cause we love them. Are they wrapped in really cool wrapping paper?

[ All ] Zoltan! Soon we will leave this lame planet...

[ All ] Zoltan! They laughed at us when we said that aliens existed...

[ All ] Zoltan. To find you...

[ All ] Zoltan. Zoltan.

[ All Gasp ] Now, release our girlfriends.

[ Beep ] Punk ass kids!

[ Beeping ] [ Pager Beeping ]

[ Beeping ] I think this is it!

[ Beeps ] [ Girl ] What happened to you guys last night?

[ Beeps ] [ Group ] Uh oh. Hurry!

[ Beeps ] Hello.

[ Beeps Twice ] Oh, boy.

[ Bird Caws ] Ow!

[ Both ] Oh, yeah? Yeah.

[ Both ] Okay. Tell me about it. I used to model.

[ Both ] Rick! [ Laughing ]

[ Both ] Stop copying us. Stop copying us.

[ Both ] Twice. You guys are sucky boyfriends.

[ Both ] Uh oh! [Jesse ] Don't worry, girls.

[ Both Gasp ] Breathe deep.

[ Both Laughing ] Let's get out of here.

[ Both Laughing ] You're busted.

[ Both Moan ] Enough!

[ Burps ] [ Doorbell Rings ]

[ Caws ] New plan.

[ Cheering ] Quick, to my stepdad's pickup truck.

[ Cheering ] Yes! The Continuum Transfunctioner!

[ Chester ] A barn? [Jesse ] Is it red?

[ Chester ] What about mine? [ Wilma ] Sweet!

[ Chester ] What about mine? [ Wilma ] Sweet!

[ Chiming ] [ Whines ]

[ Chuckles ] Look, dude. I almost got it.

[ Clears Throat ] ♪♪ [ Stops ]

[ Crashes, Squawks ] [ Gasps ]

[ Dog Yelping ] A unicorn?

[ Door Slams Shut ] Close one. Yeah.

[ Electronic Beeping ] Try it again, and just knock it out ofthe park.

[ Electronic Warble ] Uh oh.

[ Electronic Warble ] Yes!

[ Excited Chatter ] [ Neck Cracks ]

[ Gene Urinating ] What did we do last night?

[ Giggles ] This isn't fair. They're mooning us.

[ Glass Squeaking ] Come on.

[ Groaning ] I did it! I hit it! I hit it!

[ Groans ] And then? And the soup, dude.

[ Group ] Zoltan. Nerds.

[ Growling ] Very protective he is of his pipe.

[ Growls ] [ Groans ]

[ Growls ] Ohh! My balls!

[ Grunts ] Damn! Now those are some big ass panties.

[ Grunts ] That bad, huh?

[ Gurgling ] I think it's working.

[ Guys Laughing ] Yeah! Oh, yeah.

[ Horn Honking ] Shibby!

[ Knuckles Cracking ] [ Laughing ]

[ Laughing ] Later, dudes!

[ Man Jiggling Doorknob ] Open up, you two slackers! Mr. Pizzacoli.

[ Man On TV ] Chimpanzees are— Morning, guys.

[ Moans ] Then you take it to the mo.

[ Muffled Voice ] No, we didn't. Yes, you did!

[ Object Clatters, Cat Yowls ] I guess it was the mailman.

[ Pop ] Quit it. These things are expensive. Ow.

[ Ringing ] Hello?

[ Roars ] Hai yah!

[ Screaming ] [ Laughing ]

[ Screeches ] [ Both Scream ]

[ Shouting ] Chester!

[ Sighs ] I've heard that one before.

[ Singing ] Low five.

[ Snaps Fingers ] [ Bubble Wrap Popping ]

[ Snickers ] [ Chattering ]

[ Tires Screech ] Hey! [ Shouting ]

[ Together ] Rick. I know. Uh, I can definitely tell you this:

[ Together ] Shibby! Very sharp. Very sharp.

[ Whip Cracks ] Hey.

[ Whirrs ] [ Aliens ] Deactivation complete.

[ Woman ] And then? Got those sweetjumpsuits so we could look sh—

[ Woman ] And then? Then we went an— Oh, man. I'm losing it.

[ Woman ] Uh huh. And then? And then we went and, uh—

[ Women ] Bye! Twins sound pissed, dude.

[Jesse ] Dude, let's call Nelson. [ Chester ] Yeah.

[Jesse ] I know they're sweet, but, dude, what's mine say? [ Wanda ] Dude!

[Jesse ] My back itches, dude. [ Wanda ] Jesse you got a tattoo!

[Jesse ] What are we supposed to do now? I think we run, dude.

[Jesse ] Yeah, but what does mine say? [ Wanda ] Dude!

♪♪ [ Choir Vocalizing ] [ Chuckling ]

♪♪ [ Choir Vocalizing ] Sweet!

♪♪ [ Rock ] [ Man Speaking Spanish Over P.A. ]

$200,000? I gave you the suitcase and left.

About what? I don't remember.

Ai yah! Sorry.

All right, Sammy. You're up next. Okay

and fly through outer space... [ Popping ]

and I want some answers! [ Both ] Uh oh.

And it actually worked. [ Laughs ]

And then three orders ofwhite rice. And then?

And then? And the cookies fortune.

And then? And then we'll be able to go and get it?

And then? No and then. [ Stammers ] That's all I want.

And then? No! No and then!

And then? Uh... actually, I think that's about it.

And then? And then? No and then!

And then? And then? No and then!

And? And its mystery is only exceeded by its power.

And? And its mystery is only exceeded by its power.

And? And its mystery...

Animal Planet. [ Monkey Chittering ]

Animal Planet. Wow. I said brown.

Are these losers bothering you, Christie? No, Tommy.

awesome! Zoltan!

Bitch. Don't you guys remember?

But we can't remember a thing! [ Beeps ]

But who's Johnny Potsmoker? That's my alter ego.

But you guys ditch us for [ Both ] Some big breasted bimbos

But— We just wanted to tell you guys in person that—

Bye bye, boys. [ Chester ] Can you put on the siren?

Bye bye, universe. He's right, dude. We're gonna make the wrong decision.

Bye, Chester! I love you!

Bye! [ Girls ] Bye!

Captain Stu tickets. Awesome! Ohh!

Chester! Jesse!

Chimpanzees are lively I'm starving!

Come on. Say it. [ Laughing ]

Cool! [ Chuckles ]

Cool. Excuse me, but how did we pay for these suits?

Did I drive last night? Yeah, I think so.

Didn't the twins have a party? Yeah, that's it.

Discovery Channel. Nice. Nelson's?

Do you know who bought the car? I happen to have the address right here.

Do you knowJesse and Chester? Pardon me?

Dude, help me! I got it. I got it.

Dude, I'm having my next birthday party here for sure. Yeah. Me too.

Dude, let's get out of here. Yeah.

Dude, that's really annoying. Sorry.

Dude, we're dead. Not so fast.

Dude, what does my tattoo say? Sweet!

Dude, where's my car? Where's your car, dude?

Dude, you're never gonna figure that thing out. [ Alarm Beeping ]

Dude, your dog's a stoner. Can he also bong a beer?

Dude! Sweet!

Enough. No, it's that one.

Except for us. Oh, yes.

First give up the Transfunctioner. First release the girlfriends.

Good thing we already bought them gifts. Yeah.

Got it? Oh.

Ha. Ha.

Have you guys ever been to Uranus? [ Laughs ] Nice!

Here she comes. Spit! Spit!

Here you go. Thanks for your help, Jesse and Chester.

Hey, don't mention it. See you around the galaxy, dudes.