The Big Lebowski Soundboard Edit

A firearm during league play. If this is true, of course, it contravenes a number of the leagues bylaws and also Article 27 of the league.

A Leads or leads? Yeah, sure.

A problem. We need your help. And uh, well, we would very much like to see you.

A refill. Yeah, the Pope shit in the woods.

A trip down a cloud and fell late, miles high, I told my man on a jagged sky.

A wiser fella than myself once said,

A worthy somebody. Is this him with the Nancy? Indeed, that is Mr. Lebowski with the First Lady? Yes. Was taken when Mrs. Reagan.

A. Papers. Just papers. You know my papers. Business papers.

About a year ago and the couches told me I should show her this. Why, father?

About the Biennale, look, I have to take this, do you still have that?

About the time of our conflict with Saddam and the Iraqis.

Absolutely fucking 20 grand. Fuck weed. You said you just wanted to come along.

Across the sands of time until we...

After come on, it's just, hey man, it's smoky. So his toes slipped over a little. You know, it's just a game.

After effects?

After she's been heard that kidnapping story. So save it. I know you.

After that the peace away.

After you've let them go, I know that.

Against an embodiment. Ohh man lodged where you're lucky.

Against Kuwait. On the range I belong. Long drifting along with the tumbling. Tom Ball we.

Ah, nice marmot.

Ah.

Ah.

All dude ever wanted was his rug back and I greet him. Really tied the room together.

All I know you remember Oli. He's a musician used to have a group autobahn look. In my LP they released one album, the late 70s.

All right, situation. They abandoned the vehicle once they hit the retaining wall.

All right, this is pointless.

All right! Way to go, Donny!

All right.

All right. So he says my wife are paying me. She's always busting my freaking agates.

All that you know, I could never. Be alone.

Alright dude, I got to thinking. I got to thinking, why should we settle for a measly fucking 20 grand?

Alright dudes, car got a little danger. We didn't make the fucking handoff, man. They didn't get the fucking money.

Alright, it's fucking 0.

Alright, OK, just just slip the rent under my door.

Also whenever these guys call.

Also, dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian American please.

Also, whenever these guys call or if it's during a game.

Alter subject the Dude actually is.

Alter your fucking asshole, dude.

Am I wrong, man? They were nihilists, man. They kept saying they believe in nothing.

Am I wrong?

Am I wrong? No, you're not wrong.

Am I wrong? Yeah, but OK then ohh.

An asshole? OK then. Play Quintana and O'Brien next week. They should be pushover.

An empty man. The asshole was hoping that they would kill her.

And a dude. Yes, all but one man died there.

And a good day to you, Sir.

And blaming me, You know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, this could be a a lot more a. Are complex. I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple, you know.

And bowling. And as a surfer, he explored the beaches of Southern California from La Jolla. The Leo Carrillo and. Up to Pismo.

And canopy jungle. I mean, I was a foot soldier for whereas this thing should. Yeah, should be a piece of cake.

And chop, chop. Well, that Walter, I love you. But sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact you're God damn moron. OK, dude.

And even if he's a lazy man,

And even if he's a lazy man. And the dude was most certainly that.

And I am sorry about that crack on the.

And I don't care what you're trying to get from the husband.

And I know it wasn't your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gilbert and I will be submitting this to the league and asking them to set aside the realm. I don't know, maybe forf...

And I would like my undies babe.

And I'm not even bruised anymore. Ohh please Jeffrey, I don't want to be responsible for any delayed after effects. Steve.

And in English, too.

And in the middle of a movie? What's up, Walter? What's the point, man? There's no real.

And it's not here. Yeah, yeah, that on the report. Sorry.

And kick your ass out, man. Come on. I had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.

And likes, but the TV's in here.

And look at it, you know, young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know she.

And not the victim. I'm telling you, I got pretty definitive evidence from who.

And see. After effect see.

And so. Theodore Donald Karabatsos.

And spoil. What's your drink, dude? Like Russian? Thanks.

And stay away from my special from my fucking lady friend, man.

And takes youngsters from Watts. Should yeah, the achiever.

And that's cool. That's that's cool.

And that's the Dude,

And that's the dude. And Los Angeles.

And the Dude was most certainly that,

And the Dude, Man, your name's Lebowski. Lebowski.

And the friends and ain't never seen no queen in her damn Dundies, the fellow says.

And the fucking money. And we know that this is your homework. Cut your.

And then I umm, you heard the Seattle 7. Umm, that was me. And six other guys.

And then Ohh music business briefly. Yeah, Roddy from Metallica. Speed of sound tour. Hmm. Bunch of assholes.

And then you know a little of this, little of that.

And there was a... uh...

And they pee on your fucking rug. Am I wrong? No. Am I wrong?

And they say he ran away. Brandon.

And this is pretty good ohh wonderful woman we were very happy to these are.

And was there anything of value in the car? Oh.

And we got a nice quiet little beach community here and I aim to keep it nice and quiet.

And what do you do, Sir?

And who the hell is he? Who am I? Who am I? I'm kind. It's gonna kick your phony. Go brick and ass. That's who I am.

And without joy, Oh no.

And you know Limberg, and I'm very fucking close to your father's money.

And your bullshit money? You thought that Bunny had been kidnapping. You were fucking glad, man. You could use it as a.

And. I'm perfectly calm, dude.

Anna. That creep can roll, man.

Another Caucasian Gary, right?

Another rock Don't fuck with us.

Another toe. I hear the card. That wasn't.

Any further harm visited upon Bunny

Any issue here? I hope that someday my wife will learn to live on her allowance, which is ample, But if she?

Any Semite? I guess I don't fuck you. I fuck you. I fuck you. I fuck you.

Anymore. Take a woman like you, OK? The man in.

Anything in my life, you stay away from me, Walter.

Arab Shabas what?

Arab Shabas. What Arab Shabas I can't drive.

Are these the Nazis, Walker?

Are wrong? No. Am I wrong? Yeah, but.

Are you employed, Mr. Lebowski?

Are you gonna find these guys or you?

Are you sure he won't mind?

Are you surprised at my tear, Sir?

Are you talking about me and the carrier? What's in the fucking carrier?

Are. You're lucky they left the tape deck though. And the Credence.

Arthur Digby Sellers. Have you ever heard of a little show called Branded Dude?

As you can see. It is a ransom note. We.

Ashland, Lincoln. Buy pancakes.

Asian American, please, Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here. This is a guy.

Ask him about the car, man. Is this yours, Larry? Is this your homework?

Ask you to leave, lady. I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant. I'm out of here.

Ask yourself, why can't you board it? First of all, dude, you don't have an axe.

At least that was a handle his loving parents gave him. And he never had much use for himself.

At your God damn moron. OK dude, no time to argue.

Away from my fucking lady friend. Hey, hey, I'm not messing with your special lady, She.

Back there. The whole fucking thing is nothing but nothing about oil, which I personally hear too.

Barilla. Yeah, it's a good one.

Be a pushover. We'll get that fucking $1,000,000 back if he hasn't spent it already.

Be a series of victimless crimes? What the talking about the fucking toe?

Be the abductor. Well, yeah, look.

Because he took my rug. Forget it, Donnie. You're out of your element, Walter The.

Because I still get to keep the rust from making the handle, yeah?

Because now you bummed. Let me tell you something else I've seen.

Because the whole world gone crazy. About the only one around here gives a shit about the role.

Because they have to do with Vietnam. What the fuck are you talking about, dude, I'm.

Because this obviously, you're not a golfer.

Beckies only mention that because sometimes there's a man. Ohh say hero. Because what's a hero?

Been going, you know, strikes and gutters, Ups and downs.

Before his time. And your wisdom, Lord, you took him. As you took so many bright, flowering young men at Cason that lawn dock and hill 364.

Before it. Sorry you got to get in on the other side.

Better, man. Forget about it. Yeah, fuck it, man. Can't be worried about that shit. Life goes on, man. Home.

Beyond pacifism, he's fragile. Very fragile.

Big deck, though, or the Credence?

Big, Big Day.

Billionaire. That's fucking interesting, man. That's fucking interesting.

Blathering about. I'll tell you what I'm blathering about. I've got information, man. New shit has come to light.

Blood might pass out. Ohh, you're doing fine.

Blurry. Is this your homework? Claret your car out front. Is this your homework?

Bobowski. Your wife is Bunny.

Bond Love me.

Bond love.

Bonnie Lebowski, man. Her real name is Fawn Canuteson.

Borrow or got two sets down, take a risk on the 4th.

Both things stinks to high heaven. Yeah, right. But but let me explain something about the rug. Do you like?

Bought the fucking car last week. Come on, man.

Bowski, wait, wait. Let me let me explain something to you.

Boy, Oh no. Oh yes. That's Lebowski.

Bring it and find it difficult to say. Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his Dick or his rod or his Johnson.

Bringing dude. Thank you, Donny.

Bro, you having you crazy fuck.

Bro. But sometimes there's a man, and I'm talking about the dude here.

Brother Shamus. Brother Shamus.

Brown. Robin. Am I wrong? Yeah, but I was. Am I wrong?

Bucks almost five. I got $18.00.

Bug is your problem, just as every Bump's lot in life is his own responsibility, regardless of who he chooses to play in.

Bullshit. Walter Market 8, dude.

Bully game smoking.

Bummer. Ah. This is a bummer, man. That's. That's a bummer.

Bummer. Brad will freely and on the detail.

Bummer. This is a bummer, man. That's.

Busting my freaking agates. My daughter's married towards your rules of bastard. I gotta run.

But he didn't do very well at it. Ohh, he's a, you know.

But he never asked for it back. The 1,000,000 bucks was never in the briefcase. The briefcase was fucking empty, man.

But it was not his to give now. Your face.

But not fucking a this guy peed on it.

But nothing about it indicates the nail Polish.

But sometimes there's a man

But then again, maybe that's why I found the place don't turn interested.

But they're amateurs.

But we were very happy to. These are ohh, those are Mr. Lebowski's children, so.

But what the fuck you thinking, man? You're right, dude. I got to thinking.

But you get out, both of you.

But you get out, both of you. Look at that fucking phony dude pretending to be a fucking millionaire out of this.

But you might know that man, Why would I? She only ran.

But.

By Who is He? Knox. Harrington. The Video Arts?

Call for you, Dude

Call for you, dude.

Call them up and explain it through. The multi year plan is so fucking simple and little fucking understand it. That's the beauty of it. Wooden bridge.

Can they do there a bunch of fucking amateurs? And meanwhile look at the bottom line.

Can't drive. Man, I'm not supposed to pick up. The phone wasn't emergency this.

Can't drive. Man.

Can't even sit down. You know me, I can't complain.

Capture right? You might do it, Jay.

Carl Hungus.

Chamber of Commerce Business Achiever Award,

Charge of scheduling Walder Burkhalter. I told that.

Charge was true.

Chelsea, I'd like to see you call when you get home and I'll send a car for you. My name is Maude.

Child. OK, yeah, OK. But let me let me explain something about the dude.

China. Ohh yeah yes. I don't like her.

Christ receptacle, God damn it.

Christian. Love big. Las Vegas. Happy.

Chuck. In fact, he met privately with the president, though unfortunately there wasn't enough time for a photo opportunity. Math is pretty.

Civic ohh. That's the Los Angeles Chamber of Commerce Business Achiever Award, which is given ohh, not necessarily given every year. Given only when there's a worthy somebody is this.

Clams or whatever you call them. Yeah, but but what about my?

Cocktail. No thanks.

Combat the man in the black pajamas, dude.

Come back, man. He's had enough. He no longer digs her. It's all a show of.

Come from that. Then there was a lot about the dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me, and a lot about where he lived likewise.

Come in. Yes, yes. Thank you.

Come inside. Same thing.

Come on you, are you? Just take it easy.

Come on, dude, you said so yourself, man, I said. I thought she kidnapped herself. You're the one who's so fucking certain, that's right.

Come on, dude. Hey, fuck it, man. Let's go bowling.

Come on, man, help me put him back in his chair.

Come on, man. So if I can't find your money. What's in it for the dog?

Come on, we're ending this thing. Cheat man. No. What's mine is mine. Come on.

Come on, you.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Put him down, man. Yeah.

Come on. I'm Jackie Treehorn.

Comma arguing. Hey, man.

Computers. You know what? Yeah, yeah, I get it. Fuck off, Defino.

Condolences! The bums lost!

Confident to us. So like I say, just thought, you know, fair warning.

Connect this This is not a worthy time, Sir.

Connie. Phones ringing dude.

Converted when I'm married. Cynthia. Come on, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know this.

Could be. Mr. Treehorn tells us that he had to eject you from his garden party. That you were drunk and abusive.