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About you
And it's my fucking ex wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog with your boyfriend went to honolulu I totally go fuck yourself
Arthur digby sellers
Bunny
Caesars
Careful broski
Come on
Come on man i'm not trying to scam anybody here
Dick off
Do you personally common peed on my rug
Do you think that you could give me my twenty thousand in cash my concern is and i've gotta check it with my account but this might bump me up into a higher tax
Dude here
Dude the bag man man where do you want us to go
Far out
Fuck are we going to tell about
Fuck it man just stay away from my fucking lady friend
Fuck it up fuck it up her life was in our hands man
Fucking A
Hasn't that ever occured to you man
Hello
Hey at least i'm has broken
Hey man why don't you fucking listen occasionally you might learn something
Hey that's what you that's what you pay me for
How is my business jackie
I accept your apology
I don't need your fucking sympathy man I need my fucking johnson
I know that
I love you but sooner or later you're going to pick them back your god damn moron
I still took off manually
I was talking about my rug
I'll tell you what i'm blathering about i've got information man new shit is come to light and shit man
I'm in my place I need you to come pick me up
I'm saying she needs money man
I'm sorry I wasn't listening
I'm the dude man
I'm the dude so that's what you call maine
If you're gonna kill that poor woman man
Is this what day is this
Jackie treehorn
Johnson
Leave me the fuck alone
Let me explain something about the rug
Looks like your mother really was kidnapped after all
Man I said I thought she kidnapped herself you're the one that's so fucking certain
Me i've got certainly information alright certain things that come to light and
Mister lebowsky
My wife
No
Nobody calls me lebowsky you got the wrong guy
Oh fuck me man
Oh I don't know sir
Oh no
OK
Peed on my rug
Peter my fucking rock
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Put your car out front
Rocket man
She kidnapped herself
She owes money all over town including the known pornographers
She probably kidnapped
Shut the fuck up
So you know that they were trying to piss on your right
Tell me where the fuck you want us to go
Thank you
That's fucking interesting man
The chinaman who peed on my rod
The chinaman who peed on my rod I can't go give him a bill
The fuck you talking about
The main guy
This aggression will not stand man
This is a fucking emergency
This is the fucking guy
This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking wrong
This isn't a fucking game
Through now we don't get shit they're gonna kill her were fuck
Totally fucked it up man we fucked up his payoff we got the kidnappers all pissed off is
Twenty grand man
Very impressive
Walter
We didn't make the fucking hands on family
We dropped off the damn money
We know the briefcase was fucking empty we know you kept the million bucks for yourself
We throw the money out of the moving car
Well I thought you might know that man
Well let me let me explain something to you I am not mister lebowsky you're mister lebowski i'm the dude so that's what you call maine you know that or his dude nassor duty
Well no not exactly
Well sorry it's this rug i'd have a really tight the room together
Well they were they were looking for you these two guys
Well what do you care
What am I doing today
What am I going to tell about
What do you do
What the fuck are you talking about
What the fuck is that supposed to mean
What the fuck you thinking man
What the hell is this
What's the point
Where is she
Where is the fucking money
Where is the fucking money a little brat
White goes out and owes money over town and they pee on my run
Who
Who appeared on my ride
Who are you working for
Who gives a shit
Who the fuck are you man
Who the fuck is that
Work
Yeah how are you
Yeah man
Yeah well you know that's just like
Yeah yeah
Yes
You fuck we gotta go to pasadena man come pick me up for a month of fucking bowling team
You know the guy
You mean vagina
You're funny
You're gonna kill her and then they're going to kill maine
You're just an asshole
You're mister lebowski
Your father
Your money is being held by a kid name larey sellers
Your wife