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The Big Short Inside the Doomsday Machine is a nonfiction book by Michael Lewis about the build-up of the U.S. housing bubble during the 2000s. It spent 28 weeks on The New York Times best-seller list, and was the basis for the 2015 film of the same name.
See also: The Big Short (film), Big Finish Short Trips, Greg Lippmann, Michael Burry, List of accolades received by The Big Short (film), and John Magaro.

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A gentleman. I spoke with Mark Baum. He says to fuck off.
All righty. Front point partners. How can standard and Poors help you?
Do you smell that? What is that? Opportunity
Fine. Thank you.
Give me my money back #money back #money #give me my #pay #loan #iou #wheres my money #mother fucker
Hi, it's mark. I need to talk to Vinny right now.
How was your travel #the big short #how was the trip #travel #jet lag #how are you #trip
I just know that at the end of the day. Average people are going to be the ones that are going to have to pay for all of this.
I like to make money #money #bank #like money #the big short
I smell Money #money #cash #smell #opportunity #earning #the big short
I thought we were better than this. I really did. And the fact that we're not doesn't make me feel all right in superior. It makes me feel. Sad.
I would say it is a very strong probability indeed.
If we don't give them the ratings, they'll go to Moody's right down the block.
If we don't work with them, they will go to our competitors.
Jacked to the tits #hyped #excited #im jacked
Keep your mouth shut #the big short #stay quiet #keep your mouth shut #shut up #ryan gosling
Ladies and gents. Business is good. Profits are strong and the mortgage continues to be the bedrock on which this economy is built.
Let's Not Talk About My Margins #margins #the big short #thats a nice shirt #do they make it for men #fat margins #nice and fat
Not confessing, bragging #big short #confession #brag #theyre not confessing #theyre bragging
Not our fault, simply the way the world works.
So what do you think we do here all day?
Society values me #the big short #im valuable #wealthy #society like me #suits
That's my quant. My quantitative. My math specialist
They're the fucking same.
We're gathering information #the big short #gather information #ryan gosling #intel #recon #info
What the hell is going on?
What the hell? Are you fucking kidding me? Those fuckers. Those motherfuckers?
Yeah, did you hear mortgage defaults have gone through the roof?
You still have some faith in the system
0. Zero. There is a 0% chance that your subprime losses will stop at 5%.

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