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All the dude ever wanted was his rug back not greedy it really tied the room together
And you know he's got emotional problems man you mean beyond pacifism
Fuck sympathy I don't need your fucking sympathy man I need my fucking johnson
I was talking about my rug
I'm the dude so that's what you call me you know that or his dudeness or duder or you know el duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing
It's all a goddamn fake man it's like lenin said you look for the person who will benefit and you know
Look at it a young trophy wife marries this guy for his money she figures he isn't giving her enough you know
Man come on I had a rough night and I hate the fucking eagles man
Man I said I thought she kidnapped herself you're the one who's so fucking certain
Oh well I dig your style too man got a whole cowboy thing going
Oh yeah yeah no I did but you know I spent most of my time occupying various administration buildings smoking a lot of thai stick breaking into the rotc and bowling
That's a great plan walter that's fucking ingenious if I understand it correctly it's a swiss fucking watch
Walter I love you but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron
Well I still jerk off manually
Well sir it's this rug I have it really tied the room together
What are you a fucking park ranger now
What the fuck does anything have to do with vietnam
Yeah man it really tied the room together
You know fortunately i'm adhering to a pretty strict drug regimen to keep my mind you know limber
You know people forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone on you maybe
You you human paraquat
You're not interested in sex you mean coitus
You're not wrong walter you're just an asshole
Your plan is so fucking simple i'm sure they'll fucking understand it that's the beauty of it